Battle of the beaneaters. 30 minutes.
Dodgers!
Gentlemen, here's to a great ballgame
>>144654516shit teams
MY ShitandpissdresDoggiedoobros it's been a fun year? Remember Korea? Good luck ya bastards
padres
SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS! ALSO HOLOLIVE NIGHT CONFIRMED FOR NEXT YEAR AT DODGER STADIUM.
>>144654551*ting ting ting*we got this..........
Doggie doos
>>144654598>HOLOLIVE NIGHT CONFIRMED FOR NEXT YEAR AT DODGER STADIUM.fuck that stupid fucking gay ass shit
THE TIME HAS COME, TIME TO FIGHT.
took a manny homer
>>144654551*ting ting ting*Yes.. herro. Thank you. I wuld rike to make an announcement..
unfortunately...i think my dodgers will lose
>>144654651there's a realistic chance at losing all 6 remaining games
can they keep the momentum going from last game?
>>144654651Bro why be like that.
>>144654625What's wrong with Vtubers at the ballpark? If it draws money, why not do it again next year?
>>144654675It's feast or famine with this lineup.
START YOUR ENGINES!!!!
>>144654673yeah right. not with this lineup and bullpen. SP just needs to not be absolute shit.the division is in the bag.
>>144654685padres know how to exploit the longball dodgers, and they do it well. they are also the 2nd hottest team this month after the mets
>Doyers>PadresBiggest difference between the two teams is that San Diegans can actually pronounce their team's name correctly.
>>144654718>SP just needs to not be absolute shit.famous last words
Why do the Poos think they can make it to the playoffs? Do they know that if they get swept in LA and Arizona, they are out?
>>144654718>yeah right. not with this lineup and bullpen.
>>144654726Anything can happen brother, don't give up on 'em.
>>144654734they can be mediocre and they'll still be fine. not worried.
If the Padres win tonight, they are in the playoffs?
>>144654771Yah clinch WC
Doyers
>nelshit on radio>joe and mendoza on tvman this a fucking sophie's choice
nice sode
>>144654852Spanish broadcast brother
>>144654862Basado
joe and stephen competing against each other to see who has the most annoying ohtani homerun call
>>144654927they wont get the opportunity
I went to games vs the padres and the giants last seasonThe Padres starting lineup got booed big timeThe crowd was mainly silent for the Giants starting lineup, think joc or crawford got booed a bit kek >tfw giants don't have anyone hateable on their team anymore
>>144654934this.... is looking bad
>mlbtvim blacked out so I have to watch a fucking pirate stream
>Today is a spendid day in October>Game 1 of the NLCS with the Doyers vs the Poodres
>>144654957Walker Beuhler owns the Poops
mi pito muy pequito mi madre chupa
*enhances your series*
Based anonchans
>>144654966turn on the radio>>144654981before the two TJs
55/55 will happen against the poodres
>>144654989where the kool aid
>>144654981He went 3 and a third back in May
O/U Knack pitches thrown in the first I'm setting at 29.5, what are you taking?
Is that lone Italian Padres fan here tonight?
why is the org seriously considering bringing in ohtani to pitch in the post?? what the literal fuck malpractice
>>144655031ad revunue > merch sales
>>144655028he said earlier he couldn't watch the game tonight cause it was on at 4AM his time.
I am filled with Costco chicken and I am ready to watch this series, may the best team win and go Chaddies :)
>>144655028where is 2hu?
ok question: do I watch the game with SDs booth whom are decent, or LAs absolutely cringe booth for the lulz?
>>144655078Ask and he shall appear >>144655069
Here we go bros
>>144655069This reminds me that I have to renew my membership
PADRES ON THE LOOSE LETS GO GOOSE
>>144655117CUM ON CHINNNNNNNN
>nearly foulAnd here we go, I'm sweating buckets tonight.
my stream is like 30seconds delayed
>fernando poopis
>all those empty seatskek doyers fans already gave up on the season
>>144655140good good, i'm gonna spoil the shit out of the game for you
>>144655166they outpriced the beaners for this series
Profar :kekwait:
>>144655166Game is late as fuck, everyone I know areeveryone tomorrow
123 knack knack knack!
This is a BIG FUCKING GAME YOU GUYS
poodres gonna get knacked
>>144655187wat
in my stream profar is on the on deck circle but my friend told me knock already had a 1-2-3 inning, why the fuck is it so late?
OHTANI OWNS THE PADRES
>>144655107I had to renew mines today lol you should do that
>>144655207idk wtf happened, they're going tomorrow.....
>>144655214Did he hit a homerun????
>>144655213find a better stream
>>144655214what happened?!
>>144655213Pro tip on some streams you can move the stream forward by pressing your right arrow key
>>144655022You were saying?
try mlb69 ir for stream
doubletani :)
OHTANI HEEMS THE POOPDRES
>>144655220nah he hit a double
Ohtani :)
DOWN THE LINE BAYBEE, JUST AS I FORESAW.
based ohtani-san
stealtani incoming?
its already over
Damn Ohtani heat zone is hoot lol
Padres getting owned as usual
KEK POODRES
KEK>BOGGSHITS
LOL.
LMAO SHITGARTS
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SAN DIEGO
>POODRES
Put in Ahmed, sick of Bogaerts shit
PADRES SHOOK
hey, we might not get swept
>Poodres
and this team deserves a wild card slot because....?
embarassing, x
Ugh really bogey? Kim is dearly missed lol
san diego poodres
When will they learn?
but seriously why do they wear shit and piss colored uniforms
>>144655308>>144655314>>144655319>>144655335>that'll be $280m plus tip
padres already lost this one, better luck next time.
bosharts
What a shitty start for San Diego
>Josh Hader in for the 4 out savePlease don’t fuck this up Josh
>>144655349NO REFUNDS!!!!!!
POOOODRES
>>144655376trashtro bro...
lmao higashiokoa is still with the Pads? kek
>>144655376wrong thread la
Absolute state of Poodres
>>144655408I love me Higgy, better than Campusano atm via framing and Defense.
>>144655376>he took the bait from the threadKek!
>holding mookie on thirddino ebel conservative as usual
STOP STREAMING THE GAME YOU POOR FAGS MY STREAM IS TERRIBLE
king aint gonna last long with this trash performance.
>>144655438dont @ me faggot
Bogaerts gonna botch a DP ball next God I hate this fucker
Padres getting btfo, what else is new?
goddamn muncy all u need is a sac fly
>>144655408Padres have to keep their trash now, their owner died lol
We need to keep scoring, 1 or 2 is not enough.
>>144655407>>144655424>>144655441>KWABedFuck
fuck you munshit useless
Smith bomb incoming
Please no LOBsters
>>144655522It's okay Will Smith will salvage it.
*ahem*Shart Diarrheago Poodres
doyers RISP incoming
>>144655522FUICK YOU
poo poo poodres
>Betts
wtf was that
>dodgers baserunning>dodgers base coachingWhat the fuck
doggie doos kek!
>>144655470>>144655498That's why we keep higgy, assholes.
>Doggie DoosNice job KingBogaerts fix your shit
Why is there a retarded women announcing?
>>144655589Batter Primate
inb4 Poodres 1-2-3.
>>144655582that was on Teo, not Mookie. Teo was caught, and Mookie is forced to at least make an attempt at home.
another run cost by dino ebel not sending mookie home
>mookymoos
> dookie buttzWas lucky to even be on base
>>144655610Shouldve went home, still dumob move.
>>144655612wouldve been thrown out by a milehad to wait to see if teo's hit landed
>machadourghhh incoming dinger>>144655631talking about earlier not that play
wtf is all this green shit Manny Machado is wearing.
anyone elses doyer broadcast just die on mlb.tv? had to switch to poodres
>>144655641More like incoming swinging strikeout from an outside slider.
>>144655643osha approved clothing to enhance visibility
>>144655654it'll happen tonight, i dont doubt it
*gets tinnitus at the dodger game in you're path*
Love me Werrill.
damn Merril is legit, will he move up north in the future?
going to In N out. what yall want?
>>144655685RoY!
>umpcam>its pointed down>literally useless
>>144655687they're gonna pay merriww
>the third world latin american hell hole of los angeles.
>>144655689four loko gold and a 5 hour energy to re-add the caffeine
>>144655709works on my machine
Pretty garbage hack, X.
>>144655689one animal style, hold the style
>>1446556893x3 NO ONION add chilies vanilla shake and fries please
>>144655709Oh it's not happening only to me, nice, fuck.
>>144655711nevermind i tarded out and thought in n out was a gas station for some reason
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
>>144655689a neopolitan shake with unsalted fries, make sure you ask them to be unsalted so they make a new batch....i'm going to put salt on them anyways as I dip them in my shake.
>dingerwe're finished
>>144655709poodres stream works, every time i try dodgers I just get >google ad>my sharona>silence
WELCOME TO THE CRONE ZONE!!!!!
just like that
JAKE CRONENWORTHDODGER KILLER
DOGGIE DOOS
game's on hbo max which is nice
It's SO fucking over
Padres already won
This guy cost the Poodres the opportunity to clinch a playoff spot tonight. Say something nice about him.
it's fucking over
doyerhermanxs...
it's so over
>didn't see entire inning, switch to Poodres broadcast>2-1That was quick.
>>144655742meant for >>144655726
>>144655731youre thinking of kum and go
>>144655759i'm sorry, what?
wtf
>>144655770Nuns that go to baseball games are so fucking based NGL, regardless of what team they root for.
>>144655759Shant
who the fuck is brandon knack
CRONE MOTHER FUCKER ZONE, GOOD TO SEE YOU CRONEY! THIS TEAM IS FUCKING DESTINED.
>>144655789our only decent starting pitcher at this point
>>144655766Requesting Dodgers cap on this frog please :-(
>>144655759maybe keep your eyes on the game instead of searching through your player image folder
>>144655770sisters of perpetual indulgence really cleaned up for this game
>>144655770>nundres
Hololive Night at Petco Park confirmed for 2025.
>>144655807i played frolf over on those hills across from dodger stadium last year what a weird course
>>144655805Friars vs Nuns, who wins?
go willy go
>>144655815gotta make that billion+ back somehow
>>144655815Their greed and pride will be their downfall. What's next, Ohtani bath water?
>>144655833Friars of course...inb4 ban for art
>>144655815what's the difference betwee $99 worthless dirt and $149 worthless dirt? don't answer just kys
believe in our eggman
rays won that trade
>>144655857me on the left
>>144655815or just buy turface off amazon for $10. same shit.
>>144655857She got some chunky thighs.
>>144655815japs will buy anything
>>144655857my man holding her up by her titty and going to town on that azz
Lux picked the worst time to go cold
Holy fuck why won't the app on my phone load either the stream or the radio for this fucking game what the fuck
king's kinda nice
lux peaked at the wrong time. he sucks balls again.
>>144655868i kneel rayGODS
I only know Ohtani, Muncy, Betts and Kershaw on this team.
>>144655948i only know kershaw and chris taylor
When is Ethier getting to hit, bros?
>>144655948>>144655955OhWHOni?
uh oh
King I swear to god, if that just gives the Dodgers a run I'm gonna scream
>>144655963this.
>>144655927doyer stream on mlb.tv is broken for me. still won't work. poodres stream working, and doesn't have a giant fag calling the game with a lady.
If Ohtani homers, I will post my sister's titties.
>ump camwew
is it just me or does sportsnet have a new umpcam they're spamming for this game
>>144655984do it anyway
>>144655984She better not be black.
>>144655902If they really wanted to fleece the japs then it would be $100 for a lottery ticket to get the dirt
>>144655993It's miserable.
>>144655995We gotta outscore the poodres.
Cubs won that game
>>144655963>>144655979where's my nigga Puig?
>>144656016T Y B PYBP
>>144656000checked
>>144656000nice digits.
>>144655948Should know Barnes, Kike, Taylor and Rojas.
Eject Kang
Mookie choke incoming
Umps confirmed doyers fans.
MOOKIE GRAND SLAM AND YOU POST YOUR SISTERS TITTIES
>>144656016he got a job with rawlings as a bat taster
>>144656000based and checked
king is shook
>Michael Kang
>>144656022;_;
King 2 innings 60+ pitches LMFAO0
Whose sister looks like pic rel?
>>144656043He has been all over the place. It was very clear in Muncy's ab,
CHOKE ARTIST
>dookie risptini>>144656060>Ohtani reached 50/50 on the 11th year anniversary of the pool partypretty kino
>dookie shitts
>dookie butts
dookie butts you dumb fuck
Fuck it'll be a miracle if King gets thru 5
Fuck yes Kinngggg! Screw bogey man, his pitch count high af...
holy risp.. for crying out loud.
>poopy buttsdoggie doos kek
RAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYYYalso>dookie
>monke butts
More like you can Betts he'll choke
>dooke butts
>>144655963He bats after Kemp
>>144656075King has been all over the place but that 4th 'ball' to Ohtani looked like it clipped the zone for me.Anyways, Los Angeles RISPers strike again. Not confident w/ SD's starting pitcher already being over 50 pitches after 2 innings though.
UH OHMOOKIE MADE A DOOKIE
>Inning ends>First commercial is a Kamala Harris Presidential ad
fuck off Mookie
>poopie sharts
poopie pantts
mookie cant handle the bright lights. last game was an anomaly
>
>>144656040singles confirm
>DOYERS RISPsome things never change
>>144656113I meant the Ump is all over the place. In Muncy's ab alone, he screwed up two calls, 1 ball and 1 strike.
>>144656162
>>144656162>>144656178
Man they need to give King a fucking breather, not a good inning
>>144656137he'd rather be podcasting or bowlingr
2-1 lead is good but really worried that dads are gonna end up burning through their bull pen and then not have fresh reliever arms for rest of the series.
>>144656198They have a deep pen, can probably get Hoeing to cover 2+. Hopefully King can settle a bit
>>144656183all aboard the foo trolley
That's more like it good effort nando!
>rushing bonda back with a broken handmalpractice
Where is Ha Seong Kim? Isn't he active?
>>144656209Umps and defense always fucks King, but he can cruise if things go right away, like that Astro game.
>>144656239He's been on the injured list for a while because of something that happened to his shoulder a while back while baserunning
>>144656239Jammed his shoulder like 3 weeks ago and hasn't played since. Not throwing at full strength either so dads shifted Xander back over to short.
Just make him throw more pitches
king is getting slapped around
>>144656239He can't make throws across the IF atm
>>144656239I think he jammed his shoulder so he was on the IL, they said he has been feeling better doe.
>dptypical
>mucny dpfucking hell
Im new to watching baseball, so there’s probably something I’m missing. But Freeman is apparently one of the “big three” of the Dodgers, but whenever I see him play he seems to be absolutely shitting the bed. Is he just in a slump at the moment? What am I missing?
I knew I was right to be worried about King for this game. I still have full confidence in Musgrove and Cease though
Fuck yah Padres needed a break. Profar please gimme a 10-pitch AB
>>144656273He'd have like 10 less pitches if Bogaerts wasn't useless
goncern
>>144656269His agents fucked him over so he's stuck in Dodger hell, I forgot the whole story.
>>144656269hes 45 years old
>>144656082Here's mine
>yo lil doggie
>jerk's son
Based Mr. Irrelevant
>boos every time a poodre comes up to bat:)
nice hustle!!
>>144656319kek
>>144656269He's in a slump, might be working through a slight injury
brb gotta poop
>>144656306navel too big
Padres team would not be the same without Profar and Merrill.
>Poopstains invading Dodger StadiumWtf? This didn't happen even 5 years ago.
>>144656334i was very happy they picked profar back up
No homo but most of the padres team are handsome
TOP KEK
>Monkey Machimpo
machimpo mad
>>144656359gay poodres fan!
Sit the fuck down faggot
>>144656269He is getting into Dodger playoff form.
>>144656349Yeah, the team got marginally better last year after rockies DFA'd him, he's like Panda for SF.
>>144656269he's son almost died this year
Manny always has top tier reactions
>>144656387
amclose
>>144656394
Alrighr X you're off the shitlist for now
>>144656347wow there was an actual decent cheer when bogaerts got an rbi
Based Wander making up for that error back in first inning.
kek Padres are playing like shit and still winning
>dookie doos
I don't think I can take a single loss against the poopdres
>>144656426dont look at the series record for this year then
Guess they're called the Dodgers because they're Dodging the division win
>balk
BALK
kek
did he call his own balk?
>>144656431
Cronenworth owns the dodgers
its so over
These are my 2024 Padres good inning boys
this fucking team is going to choke away the division
Doyers in fine October form a month early!
>doyerpacos
It's so over. We're getting swept.
are the dodgers genuinely bad or they dont care anymore?it doesn't look like anyone is hustling anywhere
Fuck my chungus life
>Cheers for the Poos at Doyer StadiumWtf? Did the Pacos become soft and let shitter team fans invade their ballpark?
bye bye, dave roberts
>>144656426This is not a doyers edit
It's a Christmas miracle. Croney the dodger killer is back! Keep adding boys!
It feels like 2022 all over again. least I kept my expectations low
LMAO
OH FUGGGGHH XDDDDD
>>144656443greinke energy
shit's fucked brehs
take him the FUCK OUT DAVE HE'S FINISHED!!!
El Maestrooooo
>doyyer playoff baseball came early this year
prior on the phonecya later knack
the shittiest best record team this late into the season in the history of MLB
knacklads...
>>144656347I know of a bunch of long time dodger fans that have lost the interest they once had. How Roberts still has a job after repeatedly failing in the playoffs his entire tenure is inexplicable. I would throw the fake 2020 trophy in the trash if it meant I never had to see Dave Roberts again.
>>144656468tfw nothing changes after his firing and friedman guranteed himself job security for 10 years in ohtani's contract
>GraterolSee you tomorrow Poops
Damn Elias woulda walked oh well
Productive inning, let's tap into their bullpen. Gave King some breathing room.
>>144656501MY regular season CHAMPIONS Los Angeles Dodgers!
i want AJ hinch
>77 pitches
Btw boys Giants dunking on Dbacks rn
>mummy wrapped monster taco
What goes through Ohtani's head when he sees a pitcher on his team have an inning like Knack just had?
Why did this game start so late, doggies need some runs in the next 30mins or i'm just going to sleep
>>144656533Unironically Dodgers should get Schumaker
>>144656544>Chadres will buck break the doyers and go on to play against a buck broken Dbacks teamYeah we're winning the division
>>144656552If Ohtani was pitching the Padres would have double the number of runs so his opinion wouldn't matter
>>144656552why are you acting like ohtani is the best pitcher in baseball or something kek
>>144656544Good, we need their morale broken so we can steal a series win and clinch the division if we sweep you guys. I alway those fucks were sign stealing.
Fuck the doyers
How do you fix doyers pitching?
why do they always play so pathetic and lifeless into the postseason? the last time this team had soul was 2019
>>144656516There is no way nothing changes unless they replace him with another limp wristed faggot that doesn't know how to manage a bullpen.
>>144656569Tell Mark Prior and everyone who does strength and conditioning to fuck off
>>144656558But all the YouTube comments on his highlights say he is
>>144656569>pitchinghow to you fix their hitting with RISP?
Umps always fuck with King. Why? Also finally.
yet another lifeless doyer inning
Fuck yah King what a recovery
Nice catch
KWAB LA!
>pitching is dead>RISP happening at the worst possible timeyeah, this team is going nowhere
doggie doos dont have that dawg in em
If this is how the Dodgers are going to be for the rest of the season, they're getting taken out in the WC
>>144656570>so patheticJust like their manager.
>>144656620Padres still gotta walk a fucking tightrope through Sunday
>>144656570No dawg no grit simple as>2019fuck kershaw and roberts for that game 5
>doyers in the bright lights
The dodgers just shrivel up every time the Padres come to town this year. Pathetic
>>144656614Padres have VAR (Vibes above Replacement) Dodgers do not and only play for themselves. Shildt really turned this high primadonna clubhouse into a family that picks each other up.
we know its because this team has 0 dawgs on it. everyone gets to 1st base and does a gay little dance. chats up the opposing team with a smile.pathetic shitters
I have a good feeling about the rest of the game doyerbrosIdk man
thank you based gatorade
Gatorade has that dawg. watch Dave pull him after that inning tho
dodgers got the momentum
>>144656663He definitely will
doyers got the hot hand
give those dodgie bears a chance
>>144656570dodgers died when they got rid of justin turner
>>144656691He was such a Padres killer too
what a catch
damn what a catch
Fucking based Profar
>team hollywood>can't even sweep the poodres>fail to make the NL wildcard even more interesting>denying us kino as usual
I can't fucking stand profar
WOFAR MF.
Based Profar
>>144656719>team hollywooddodger stadium is no where near hollywood
JURICKSON PROFAR
>>144656722Mr. Relevant
this game is boring as fucking SHITwhere's the hype i was promised? dodger stadium is so dead. worst fans in baseball
Profar, progood
>>144656741we thought this game would be closer, but the Dodgers are just sucking
gonna name my first son or daughter jurickson
>>144656741they're only there for ohtranny and he's going to go hitless for the rest of the season
>>144656620dodgers don't have that fire. they just want to go home to their mansions and fuck their trophy wives.
>>144656730I don't live in your pedorapist shithole nor do I believe you
Hello frens. I heard the Doyers are the weebs baseball team.
>>144656741Padres fan are lively and rooting for the Padres at lovely Petco park south heh
Nice cheering kek
guess the statline for ohtani, mookie and freddie for this postseason. GO!
JACKSONMERRILL
>>144656730LA also isn't beachfront, but you faggots keep acting like you're longbeach or something
Michael King is such a gamer love this dude
SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS!!
>>144656763>flyover coming into a CA series to talk shitrent free
I don’t like being the Triple-A affiliate with the Padres!
>>1446567740/12 w. 0 BBwild card exit
>>144656778>longbeach..... long beach is apart of LA county
What ever happened to the days if you showed up to Dodger Stadium in Padre gear you would get your ass kicked?
>>144656781Then why so much Padres fan at Doyers stadium? Dodgers fans quiet as a mouse lol
>>144656799tickets are too expensive for those types these days
>hudsonoh boy
>>144656799>Padre gearyou mean, giants gear? padres have never been relevant enough to warrant that
So many empty seats lmao
>>144656793You ain't nothing without Campusano!
>>144656821
Give the dodgers a chance
>>144656799both teams are beaner fans. so now they just get drunk together and celebrate the taking over of the US.
doggie doos kek
>>144656798see what I meanHollywood hills are closer to Doyer stadium than Long beach and yet you claim one is LA and the other isn't. copet. Huntington Beach bum
>>144656783FACT: Harvey Weinstein was a doyers lifelong
>>144656832hollywood is a literal shithole, hell on earth. we do not claim it
>>144656741Dodger stadium is a place people go to be seen not heard.
>Gives the Doyers the W tonight
>>144656837BASED
Lmao fat munchy. Thought he saw a cheese burger
>>144656841
dodgers fans are simply reflecting how the dodgers play, lifeless.
I could HEEM everyone ITT with one hand behind my back!
>>144656837
>>144656854gotta give you a hand on this one
MIGGYYYY
nice play miggy ro
>>144656860they call him the HEEMster
>>144656860big dawgs gotta eat!
>>144656766They're everyone's team
thanks based miggy ro
Go Dodgers!
>>144656843I think Tanner Scott is temporarily the closer for now, Robert did threw a nasty change up against the sux. Just needs to do different pitches than just "lol fastbal" I liked him in the bullpen anyways.
>>144656857this. if you've been watching them at all this season you can tell they just don't have it
I kinda thought doyerpacos had it rough with all the ohtani hate on /mlb/, but seeing the hollywood pedophile rape apologia in this thread has really changed my mind
Pathetic, lifeless. Freddie looks like actual ass.
>>144656862kek
freddie sheman
more john!
>>144656862kek nice
>>144656838
>>144656905>https://youtu.be/wwqUxhX4LoM?si=_wJBDpby0PCVuaOV
>Attack on Titan
doyerbros. how we feeling?
>>144656924
>>144656924gay
>>144656918haha>...>no
>>144656924I'm breathing...
>>144656924hopeless
>moron ho
>>144656924not great sayakaeggman pls
>>144656924Confident. Poops bullpen about to let the Dodgers tie the game.
if I were a professional baseball player I would simple hit the ball every time
So like new bread when
>>144656948just ride it out
Mike Shildt ain't bullshitting around. Bomel would have let him in til the damage is done. Good move, Morejom giveth and taketh sometimes.
MOOKIE IS ON DIDDIE'S LIST
less more john!
fucking bum eggman
HOLOLIVE!
>>144656948>>144656951there's no brakes on this ride!
>>144656924sleepy
>first pitchoh my GOD>>144656958with how zesty he is it wouldn't shock me at all
Luv me Strada
>>144656941Already 7th. There's a reason why we upgraded our BP since trade deadline, baka.
lmoa
>egg manBum ass piece of shit
>>144656955Wish Morejon coulda got Smith but overall solid work
>>144656974>weyou upgraded your batting practice??
>>144656967im convinced this is what cursed our season
EDGARDO DEBUT
>mlb debut>in this situationdoyers are really on their last limb
The dodgers are letting this guy make his MLB debut now? Christ they're desperate for pitching
>>144656984Enjoy having another one next season
>Edgardo HenriquezSounds like a fake ass name
>>144656998>>144656984doyer management doesn't care about success, just money
>has now played in 5 different levels>Class A to Majorskudos to the kid
>>144657002yea. it will be abundantly clear when doyers make ohtani pitch relief in the post this year lol
dodgers so confident they'll win the division that they're debuting players against the poodres
dude what if baseball was anime?!?
>>144657012confidence or desperation ? friedman thinks its ok to keep burning through our prospects like they are expendable
Nice 1 Higgy
HIGGY SLAPS.
>>144657020>confidence or desperation ?confidence.
>>144657012hehehe... right confidence
>>144657023>confidence.
ummmm
why are padres batters so zesty
this kid is gonna have a 2nd TJ within 3 starts
>>144657032that's what finesse looks like
>Higgy stealing on Smith Lol Dodgers toast
WELCOME TO THE MAJORS
>>144657029>Enrique Henriquezkek where's the nameposter??
Absolute kino
welcome to the big leaguesenjoy no run support from these overpaid superstars!
Nice inning, rook. Keep it up
>>144657029My favorite was showing Hudson's stats on the wraparound scoreboard
Henriquez showed more fight in that 7th inning than the whole Dodgers team has tonight
>>144657051Is the old Yankees the only team that had superstar that produces? Phills seems to have superstar that lives up to their contracts.
wait, and now he's going to bat?
>>144657071that's kike
>>144657071>>144657077
>>144657066Are you fucking stupid
>>144657071>>144657081damn he's already better than ohtani
>>144657081I'm a box score watcher, didn't have the game on
Can always count on our bananaman. the last vestiges of Doyers soul
Is that guys first name really a slur for Jewish people?
>>144657092where do you bandwagoners come from seriously
>>144657084you really had to ask?
>another dp
>>144657106my stream is behind, stop ruining itfaggot
KEK
It takes two heh
Score some fackin runs!
>DPtypical shit
Owari da
I woke up too early, games boring as fuck and we're getting heemed....good night doggie bros. ggs friars
>>144657116fuck off english teacher
>$700 billion yen
>strikeoutahni
>shit what do we do>uhh uhh bring in memetahni again
>BUMtaniGUESS THE STATLINE>>144656774>>144656774>>144656774
strikeoutani>>144657120good night doyerhermano
Ya this game is over. Enjoy taking the division Padres, you've earned it
which do you prefer the clutch or statpad gene?
Nice inning by Scott.. I think I woulda left Estrada in until Tani though. That's it for the reliable lefty arms
>>144657127No refunds btw
>>144657102if thats the usual aussie, hes an Os fan. not a single post in this thread from the swedish faggot though (no I didn't double check and no idc if I'm wrong.)
>>144657133Tain't over yet, we'll see ya tomorrow
>>144657143can confirm no swede itt
>>144657144imagine seeing the way the dodgers are playing rn and not thinking its over
>>144657137Yeah weird he had like 1 pitch right lol?
>chodetiny
>>144657144Division is nice, but as long we make it, we make it. That's their mindset right now is making it, division is just a extra sweet cherry pie for us. Would be awesome if we did.
machado is itching for the dinger against the doyers
>>144657155I mean the division
>>144657157KEK
>>144657167>divisionwho cares. they're out in the wc or the nlds. its pathetic
I'm sad that pitching ninja won't show Tanner Scott striking out Ohtani.
kek seethe
knew something was coming for machado. he was due
Honeywell looks like a young Gregg Turkington
>I’m managing this like a playoff game!
sunday's win against the rockies will be the last win of the season
>>144657183He looks actually sleek in Doyers uniform. Loved him as a Pads.
>Robert SuarezGGs Poodres, see you tomorrow.
>>144657190Yea by LOSING HAHAHA
>>144657191true
Pls Suarez 8th Scott 9th
>>144657202Adam** FUCK
>>144657202Need to keep faith in Bobby Fastballs. Dance with the one that brought you and Robert closing brought us to where we are.
give that ball girl some extra reps holy fuck
Poopie hates the statpadding gook and Freeman just hates playing on the doyers
>profar catch againDookie butts!Dodgers about to lose 8 out of 11 games to the Padres this season. PATHETIC!!!!!
another great catch from mr irrelevant
Profar wtf his glove has been insane the past week
>>144657216Just need to add in a cutter or slider ALSO HAHAH WOFAR. AGAIN. BOYS ARE LOCKED IN.
>>144657221gonna be a very interesting offseason
Profar really hates the doyers kek
freddie and mookie are so fucking garbage LOL. NO DAWG!!!!!!!!
>>144657231slider/cutter combo?
Is this the dodgers postseason form they are talking about?
Profar is literally never going to let the Dodgers recover after calling him irrelevant
>mookie hitless this gamei hate it here
>>144657242sure is buddy
>>144657245he would rather be bowling/podcasting rn
>>144657242KEEEEEEEK
>>144657242yes
teo actually gives a damn
>>144657228>Padres were 50-50 before All stars, they went 40-16 after the all star break.Fucking insane.
>>144657262poodres 1st ever ws this year?
>>144657241Maybe a chitter. I wonder if they're developing some pitches for Suarez soon.
>>144657270That's the feeling we're getting. SD as a city is so fucking hyped for this team and the players are absolutely responding.
>>144657262I remember the .500dres mems lol
>>144657270Greatest thing to happen to me, I think they have the right pieces to win it all, we're literally missing Kim. And actually have depth and a nasty Bullpen.
JUST STOP TRYING TO HOMER EVERY AB ITS UNSUSTAINABLE REEEEEEE
>>144657270I don't wanna jinx it but it's the best I've ever felt about a team this late. Who knows what happens
>>144657276back and forth and back and forth
I just want maybe one or two more runs, a bigger gap for some insurance would be nice. a 3 run lead is still losable
>>144657286BUT MUHHHH LONGBALL!!!!!! THE STATS SAY THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO PLAY BASEBALL!!!!!
Lotta nice OF plays tonight
Which is the worse overplayed song>EVERYONE IN THE BARS GETTING TIPSYor>THEY NOT LIKE US (baseball organ rendition)
>50,369 "fan" crowd for the biggest series of the season
lollmao even
>>144657319>>144657320i would've left in the 8th
>>144657311idk but my wife swears she just heard the thomas the tank engine song and shot up from the couch lmao, I am laffin
Suarez please be good
>>144657332kek based wife
Come on Suarez...
>>144657319>>144657320Gotta beat LA traffic. For me, a trolley back home that takes 20-30 mins home. Also 3 MORE OUTS TO PUNCH OUR TICKET INTO POSTSEASON.
>>144657342I have faith in him. He's got this!
>>144657319kek
>>144657344>LA trafficat this hour, dodger stadium parking lot traffic mostly
>>144657344I wish dodger stadium had better public transit, there's the express bus that goes to union station but it takes forever because they only have one bus there at a time for a shitload of people. And after that we have to wait for another bus to come They really fucked it up and that's why I haven't been to that many games this year
>>144657355Chavez Ravine is a nightmare after games whenever they let up. Also folks want to get out before the stabbings start.
>>144657275>SD as a city is so fucking hyped for this team and the players are absolutely responding.Yet they'll let the Padres move the moment the franchise has a chance.
>Padres ready for champagne fightOhtani will blast a walk off homer tonight
>>144657362imagine how many homeless would be outside the ballpark if there was a metro stop on top of the hill kek
>Suarez will face OhtaniFUCKSHILDT WHY DID YOU HAVE ESTRADA FACE 1 BATTER
>>144657369What are you talking about anon? Dads haven't talked about leaving and instead have invested heavily in keeping the ballpark nice.
>Suarez Not tonight Poos
PLEASE DONT GIVE ME HOPE
oh shit is it happening?
Double play please...
TOMMY EGGMAN DOES IT
>>144657376Imagine the confidence he will build when he Ks Ohtani?
Fucking over GODDAMMIT
>soreasshere we go
holy poo
keekay dp
No double play please
>>144657377SD let the Chargers leave, what makes you think the Padres won't do the same?
Here we go with Suarez, fuck man gotta work on adding new pitches maaan. Never too easy.
100 mph100 mph100 mph100 mphFucking fast man.
>in play, runs
KEEKAYYYYYY
>doyers rallying against a not shit teamwhat in the 2017 is this???
>>144657406Spanos was a shitty owner who shat all over the fanbase for years and refused to take $1 billion from the City and County to build a stadium in mission valley. Fuck him. Fans always supported Chargers until being repeated pissed on by shitty ownership.
POO POO POODRES
Coach Primate
DUMBFUCK SHILDTALL HETHROWSISFUCKINGFASTBALLS
please...
blasted like Lebanon
>>144657419SPECIAL
>>144657406I bet you think the A’s moving is on the fans too
>>144657428>i trust in the heart of the bat...
Suarez is going to ruin this lead...
>>144657430S O M E T H I N GPECIAL
what the fuck a triple play
HOLY FUCK TRIPLE PLAY KINO HOLY FUCK
>triple play>triple play>triple play>triple play>triple playWHAT THE FUCK
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
TRIPLE PLAY
TRIPLE PLAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TRIPLE FUCKING PLAY FUCK YEAH DADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H O L Y F U C K
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>144657437imagine
oh my FUCKING GOD THIS TEAM IS DESTINED FOR A WILD CARD EXIT WHAT THE FUCK
KEK DOGGIE DOOS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>144657431The A's really screwed up giving the rights for San Jose to the Giants.
LMFAOMFAODOYERS
L M A OOL
gg Padres... Wow.
wow how exciting
WHAT THE FUCK
damn they really didn't want to face ohtani
You have to be fucking kidding me. I hate these faggots so fucking much
Give Suarez another save. And Ohtani doesn't get up to bat LMAO FUCK THE DOYERS!!!!!!!!!!! SD IS A TEAM OF FUCKING DESTINY!!!!
NO FUCKING WAY A TRIPLE HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA WE FUCKING CLINCHED MUTHAFUCKAASS
Ohtani will NEVER win a world series
NO FUCKING WAY
THE GAME IS OVER!
Why didn't he just take three strikes to let the guy who is really good at hitting have a chance to bat?
The entire game was disappointing but I am truly at a loss for words. What the heck lol, lmao, rofl even
GGs San Diego DopersEnjoy your postseason ban once they find out half the roster is on something
Dodgers collapse confirmed - you love to see it!
nigga should have tried to bunt again
>>144657517thanks bud
lmao the onions during the post-game from the doyers team>you have to bunt there>you 100% have to bunt there>you have to bunt>then padres will walk ohtani and then mookie betts (the anti-clutch player) is up>you have to bunt there 100%>you have to buntLMFAO.
>>144657547>Mookie>anti clutchLiterally the opposite you fucking mouth breathing mongoloid
>>144657571lmao imagine walking off the rockies and thinking you're clutch.
>>144657571mookie is not clutch
おいおら悟空!
>>144654516>doyers