NewsATL: Harris and Schwellenbach shine as Braves down Mets 5-1 in opener of pivotal seriesCHC: Cody Bellinger drives in 4 runs in the Cubs’ 10-4 win over the PhilliesMIL: Willy Adames steals 20th base, joining 30-20 club in Brewers’ 7-2 win over PiratesLAD: Dodgers’ Clayton Kershaw is in ‘a holding pattern’ with no current plans to face hittersCLE: AL Central champion Guardians clinch first-round bye in postseason with 6-1 victory over RedsNYY: John Sterling returned to the New York Yankees’ radio broadcast booth, five months after announcing his retirement.COL: Rockies outfielder Charlie Blackmon ready for final week of his careerCHW: GM Chris Getz says he understands frustration as White Sox wrap up historically bad seasonprev: >>144652934
doyers
Dodgers!
phillies
Jays
>groundruledoubletani
we're not beating chris salewe need to sweep the brewers or it's over
doyersdoubletani
>>144655265go back to your containment, nobody cares
Go Sneks
randy gotta cool voice, he should be a broadcaster
>>144655229THE NERDS WINTHE NERDS WIN THE BALLGAME
Fucking >mestWhy does my dad have to be a Mets fan?Could've been a Yankees fan but NO
>>144655273>No way we can beat Wheeleryougottab e l i e v e
I cant wait till Gavin Sheets is finally off the White Sox. Fucker is one of the poster boys for why this team is shit.
anglels
>poodres>poogaertslmao
>>144654516>>144654516>>144654516PADRES @ DODGERSPADRES @ DODGERSPADRES @ DODGERS
baybaw
>>144655294relax bro
based retard Xander
Why do the Giants seem like they’re having way more fun after being eliminated
The amount of pieces that bat broke into you would've thought it was corked. And was Sammy Sosa still the last guy caught with a corked bat?
>>144655288he's kind of nomadic. doubt he'd want the ball and chain of that gig regularly.
BASED MICHAEL CONFORTO DEEP DEEP METS SLEEPER CELL AGENT>Faggotbacks
Tloses bros... The feesh are finna beat us!
please
Sneks are fucking done
pfaadting and shidding rn
>>144655352Corking doesn't even do anything.
FIRST HOMER FOR JACK LOPEZWTFLET'S GO
H I S T O R Y !
>LopezNO WAY
WHITE SOX ARE DOWN 2-0 NOWWHITE SOX LOSING 2-0 IN THE TOP OF THE 8TH
>>144655229BAYBAWLthat is all gents
>assblows>hader
giving up a home run to jack lopez of all players? lol
>>144655318NoFucking Mets do this every damn yearJust be outright shit for onceStop with this getting close and failing again
>dbacks losing againimagine the kino end to the season if the doyericans sweep the poopoopeepeedcacadres
>>144655350the gays are known to be loosey goosey in stress free environments
>>144655401Idk man they were just straight-up bad last year
What are the white sox fans chanting?
>>144655426Kill meKill me
fuck, astros are winning this
Damn, Randy's 6'10? Not surprising that his knees are fucked desu
>>144655426lets go brandon
I don't feel so good m'sbros
>>144655426sell the team
red sox bullpen throwing this game, just as planned
>>144655426Sell the team and let’s go angels
>>144655294I know this is b8 but my dad is a yankees fan
EAT DICK MARIBITCHHADER owns YOU
>>144655450>bullpen throwingisn't that what pitchers are paid to do?
ah come on Ward
>>144655433by the time he let go of the ball it was one foot from the batter's face
>>144655459>not following your dad’s team
WAY too close, red sox.
Bravesbros we're taking the wild card slot tonight :) mestfags need not reply didn't read
>>144655488reply
>>144655481My dad is a Dodger fan, I'm an Angel fan. We watch games with each other.
>FAGGOTbacks already into their pen in the 3rdNot looking good sneks
Thanks lots Marlins Fish frens! <(^-^)>
>>144655488Bring the kiddies, bring your wifeGuaranteed to have the time of your life!
Royals! :)
>>144655507>>144655549I SAID DON'T REPLY NOOOOOOOOOO
>>144655481My pops didn’t really make an effort to get me into the yanks. Went to my first game at shea with my little league coach and his son. >>144655520Based
nice fumble lad I swear these sandy yellow shirts make them play worse
>>144655488mfw I reply
>tigods were not the team to make the whos historically bad
>post-game hero interview>interviewer shows Cowser the Miami/Minnesota score on his phone>Cowser scrolls down>"I was seeing how Norby and Stow(ers) were doing"
Padres are gonna Curbstomp this Diamondbacks team maybe muh MettieJetties still have a chance
>7-0
HISTORY IN ONLY 6 MORE OUTS
My Jintsies doing a lil sum sum
>>144655229My pirates ):
ORIOLES CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT
i know it's the White Sox, but man Kochanowicz has been looking impressive lately.
Give him a fucking run
>>144655626aw sweet an orioles postseason berth
>>144655627Hopefully he keeps it upOur rotation next year going to be fucking weird though we have like 6 #3 or worse starters
>>144655590i remember how hard the tigers played in the last werk of 2003 to avoid The Number (won 5 of last 6), glad they dont have to face a desperate team with anything on the line as they try to sew their season up.
>>144655591It's too bad they didn't do well up with us i'm cheering them on just like Ido Hays in Phillyland. <3 <3 #BirdBath Hype
Dbacks choking away a playoff spot in the last 2 weeks of the season to the fucking Rockies and giants. Unreal dude.
>>144655488MEET THE METS>MEET THE METSMEET THE METS>MEET THE METS
gratz smug berds don’t embarrass yourselves in the playoffs
If Orioles eliminate the Yankees, the world is forgiven once again. Please do not get swept.
>>144655535you’re welcomenot sure how these twinkies were in the ‘offs losing to us like this
giants desu*spoils yr playoff run*
Don't fuck this up Angels
dback FAGGOTS
this tigers wild card push is too exciting for me. i don’t think i can even watch it
Pls JoshJust don’t fuck this up
>>144655695useless cocksuckers
What's with NL West teams and piss stained uniforms
>>144655656Canning is probably moving to the bullpen. Idk wtf they're doing with Detmers. But I like Soriano, Kochanowicz and maybe Silseth or Dana.
anglels pls
WHITE SOX SCORE A RUN!!!!!
gg astros, congrats on the division looking forward to next year and never watching this version of the mariners again
strickland come on
Losing that lead on Sunday has apparently completely buck broken the Dbacks
>>144655730the desert or sumthin
>>144655682I mean this year and last orange coifed ducks managed to lose to CO|Nats|Oakland.. So.. O.o; as a broadcaster for yankees said "Thats baseball Susyn"
>>144655734I just told the Angels not to fuck this up. And they're fucking this up.
>>144655680The Yankees have already clinched a WC at minimum
This is good. Dodgers will be better without the bye.
sneksisters...
julio has waved at minimum 300 low and away breaking balls this season
you had one job memeiners
>7th straight *full season* AL West titlelol
ASTROS TAKE THE WEST ONCE AGAIN
>>144655721Muh stros did it
You guys aren't as strong as you were in previous years, but somehow you'll still be playing in another ALCS.The Houston Astros are your 2024 AL West Division Champions.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0E5Slqdo1M&pp=ygUGWWlwcGVl
>>144655590As an anon pointed out in the last thread the Tigers set the tone for the entire Sox season, a 1-0 shutout, a "Score bunches early then go to sleep" game then a normal "keep it close, give up a run late" game. Also i always feel like whoever teams play in the first series of the season they should play in the last one. Just a nice bit of symmetry there.>>144655660Just shows how historically bad the Sox offense is this year. There's a lot of guys trying but they're just not good enough.
>belichick shilling for huge juice gambling
so can the mets AND braves make it to the WC mathematically?>braves go 3-2>mets go 2-3>diamondbacks go 1-4idk tiebreakers with the snakes so I'm going with 89/89/88
>>144655816>ynr the astros were one win away from going to the 2020 world series with a losing record
>>144655785what? 1 loss is going to take them out of the #1 spot?
>>144655590you can do it if angels somehow fuck it up big time
don't fuck Kochanowicz out of another win guys come on
my 'Stros are the AL West Champs again
ASTROS WIN 4-3ASTROS CLINCH THE WESTgg MsWow what a close one holy shit. Fantastic way to win the division.See yal tomorrow afternoon for stress free baseball
>>144655837getting swept will put them in the WC
>>144655808RIGHTEOUS.
ggs bros it hurts :(
>>144655818horrible timeline
>>144655732Yeah Detmers is a big ass question mark now which sucks because I thought he would easily be our 1 by now.Also depends on if they sign anybody but with Moreno I doubt it.
BEST IN THE WEST7 IN A ROW
>>144655831seethe
>ANGLES
another year another /a/L west title
>>14465586710 game lead KEK
WHAT THE FUCK
>>144655836Just shows how fraudulent the Astros "dynasty" is. They're in the worst division in baseball by far. The Rangers finally won last year but they share a division with a team thats being sabotaged by its owner and 3 of the biggest chokers in the sport.
FUCK YOU LOPEZYOU PIECE OF SHIT
here to remind that faggot in May who asked "when do you start worrying" :^)
L E L
DFA LOPEZ RIGHT NOW
they're not gonna break the record until the tigers series are they? fuckin anglels
White Sox bros, we might not be the worst team in the history of MLB
SOX SISTAS
my royals :)
121 is not today
>>144655889>7 straight ALCSyankee fags on suicide watch
This is not a drillWhite Sox take the lead!
angels you fucks you're going to ruin it for the rest of us
>anglels
>>144655882Easy come easy go.
How the fuck? They were supposed to lose
Angels are such useless fucks. Trout sucks too btw.
>>144655943We’re trying to lose unironically
this is some bad baseball
>>144655895>:^)not a mariners fan or AL fan even but every time I see this face I know it is attached to the gayest post imaginable
>it was 10 games
>>144655841you jinxed us
>gayngels
>>144655933why would you use that image?
>>144655877>anything for money, despite the social harmBill knows better
>>144619622I’m here to collect the screencap payout
>>144655961I don't care if they lose desu. Not going for 100 losses was the goal and them making history is a bonus for me
>>144655976What a retarded faggot
I keep looking to see if Jackson Holliday is drinking beer at the party, but I can't spot him. Maybe it's past his bedtime.
>>144655949trout is forever cursed with the injury bug
>>144655976kekini KEK
>>144655992he got choccy milk
>Shohei is Japanese for ShirleyOof
>>144655974What image would you have him use?
>>140060745let's all give it up to this guy
>>144655976>screen grabbing someone throwing a hail mary he obviously knew wasn't going to work>>144655988>>144656008retards
White Sox will still blow it right?
Im not a Dodgers fan, who is Landon Knack. How badly are the Dodgers scraping the barrel for starters?
>>144656058they're bad but it's the 9th with 2 outs, I just don't see them losing
gg soxthat's game 1 for the losers serieswhite sox lives for another day
SOX WIN SOX WIN SOX WIN SOX WIN
You stink Angels.
>>144656058the white sox may suck, but the angels are fucking zombies
:(
>>144656098
gg white sox
Even the white sox fans are booing the angels playersTell me white sox bros, why do you want them to have the record so much? Is it to put on your owner?
White Sox 1-0 with Quero on the major league roster.
>first white sox win when trailing after 7 innings holy shit lmao
>>1446560675th year college senior they drafted in the second round. safe bet to make it and eat innings with a lower ceiling than other arms. been better than we could have hoped for.
i hate jack lopez man wtf was that, just fucking pathetic to lose like thatgg white sox
>>144656133baseball gods have a sense of humor
>>144656011Jackson looks so smöl in the video :3c that's adorable. <(^-^)>
>>144656029>>140198877 < this is me, btw
The Vagiants have a 0% chance of making the playoffs
>>144656216seething faggotbacks KEK
>Memeiners>”it’s always a good day when the Astros lose right?”KWAB
>10-0Holy shit Dbacks
>>144655290Rom actually played college ball. He threw left handed that episode to make it less obvious.
>>144656133Angels really really reallyshowing the marlels how to truly tank#1 pick all assured because the lottery gods will pick right
I am accepting early apologies from everyone who laughed when I said the Tigers were going to make the playoffs at the beginning of the season.
>Randy averaged 111 pitches per start>His knees and shoulders are now all fucked and being replacedrough
>>144656276at least he's not poor with those kind of problems
Yeah I think the braves and mets are going to the playoffsrip sneks
White Sox bros, at least there's something we can celebrate
>>144656299cute seethe
>>144655290Literally the only good episode of Planet Stay: Space Mall Nine.
>>144656308I thought our farm was shit?
Uh oh, Bob and Steve are reminiscing about better times
>>144656308when you let a middle schooler do your graphic design
>>144656328not even fucking close
>>144656308Who the fuck are the Cham Pions? That like a Fr*nch team or somethin?
>>144656352how much effort do you expect for shit pay?
>>144656308
>>144656308It must be a really really miserable existence to be a White Sox fan isn't it?
>>144656397Do wonder when this guy's depression will reach a breaking point and the "final" is a tweet video of him killing himself?
>>144656421he's getting paid to make low effort posts like that. why would he off himself?
>>144656424>I missed this to watch the commiefornia faggotoff baseball gods I’m sorry
GOD DAMMITONE MORE FUCKING LOSSCOME ON
As an Astros fan I am happy to see them make it to the post season yet again. It never gets old. And I am happy that I will be watching them whoop up on a demoralized Mariners tomorrow at Minute Maid Park.
>>144656310Taco burrito burrito ay carambaMow my lawn
>>144656496>>144656495same poster
No history tonight, fug
>>144656299Conversely, having a player on your team who is so concerned about another team they weren’t playing in a postgame celebration is much much worse
>>144656496>violating rule 4
>>144656483two more
>>144656328wrong opinion, sorry
Does this mean that seattle now has no chance mathematically?
>>144656503Nah I’m white. Nice try though.
>>144656546Yup lol even if the Astros lost every game going forward and the mariners won every game the Astros are still the AL west champions.
>>144656546>>144656559they can still make the WC. they won't though.
>>144656508I actually agree with the astrosfag about this
>>144656546itll be tough but theyre not eliminated
>>144656546They can still make the wild card but they’re 2 games out with 4 to play
>>144656602order it and post a pic when it shows up
>>144656602The legendary Asshat
>t___s
>>144656574There’s 4 games left and they are down 5 games to the Astros. They have 5 more losses and 5 less wins. 4 games aren’t going to change that.
>shitiners
>>144656641he asked if they had no chance mathematically. they can still make the wildcard (they won't though)... tf you smokin bro lemme get some
>>144656508It was in response to the interviewer mentioning that the Astros also lost that day
>>144656666u seem upset, joe kelly :^)
>>144656666
>>144656424I unironically want the Sox and Angels to play a 5 game series after the season is over. Its shitter kino. Make the team that wins get the number 1 pick or something. All their games this month have been in that "so bad its good" territory.
>>144656707>>144656698
Astros are lucky they play in such a dogshit division
>doyers getting this shit pushed in during a pivotal division series>astros clinched their division>seething commences in this thread>gamethread is deadI love that the astros have buck broken both NYC and LA
>Me when astros fans are postingCouldn't be any less interested in a playoff team.
>>144656739>gamethread is nearing 500>deadastros gamethread would even hit 50 posts
>>144656756IAYC :^)
>>144656711>Make the team that wins get the number 1 pick or somethingkek I thought the same thing yesterday like postseason for cellar teams
I'm a cheaterMy team cheatedOur fans are deludedWe'll always be known as cheaters
>>144656784>>144656739:^)
>>144656755did he die?
Just as planned
>>144656711I went to two of the games last week because I legitimately might never see two worse teams againIt’s sad and hilarious at the same time
>>144656510>violating a sovereign nation's border
kek
>jints when the season doesnt matter anymorewhy the fuck did they only NOW learn how to hit?also, wtf sneks, you were supposed to repeat in the postseason
Anyone got those Memeiners tweet when they were talking about how ahead they were in the division back in April-May?
>>144656826
>>144656835
>>144656855KEK
>>144656845>>144656739:^)
Phew, thank god we stopped them getting a run in there
>Twins retire the letter W >one of the most epic collapses occursHmmmmm. Gonna have to retire the I And N afters this season.
lolhttps://twitter.com/soxmachine_josh/status/1838773926580600865
>>144656855on May 22nd, the Mets were 21-28 the astros were 22-28on sept 22nd, both teams are going to the playoffs (to meet in the world series)
>>144656883feel bad for the players. not like they want to suck. but at least they get an MLB paycheck.
>>144656894based Astets enjoyer
>>144656883Serves all those bums right. They never wanted or cared to even try playing baseball right and suddenly today they decide to out of nowhere? I'd boo even louder. Those players and staff and whole front office are all human scum of the worst caliber and it's all lead by the worst human being in existence at the top Jerry Reinsdorf.
>>144656901What makes you think the players on a 120 loss minimum team care or ever cared?
>>144656952did you read >the article? the org clearly does not care. shit rolls down hill.
>>144656952>>144656965anyone here would gladly be in their position but don't act like they don't want to win.
>>144656965That's what gets me, they've already been signaling to the media that they don't give a fuck about next year too. Don't know what game Jerry is playing but it certainly isn't making money on attendance.
>>144656988Ever watch the movie Major League and/or possibly The Producers?
>>144656985well yea anyone HERE would quit their job tomorrow and get paid $750K to play a game they love. but they'd prob rather do it for a team that has enough first class seats on the team plane for the entire roster lol.
>>144657008for 750k i would drive a rental car
lolyanksWhy is this era of Yankees the way they are? They are good enough to beat up on bad teams in the regular season to compile enough wins to get to the postseason, but then they can't do shit under pressure against good teams.
>niño caca>0 for 4my sides
>>144656988Jerry gets tax breaks if attendance is too low
reminder: Bally sports is pulling out of the chicago casino (and subsequently the Las Vegas deal)
Enrique HernándezEdgardo Henriquez
>>144657027you say this but after the first 19 hour drive to a game you would be fuming
>>144657079QRD?
>>144657160I'd drive a moped to every game for 750K resolutely
>>144657118>Edgardo HenriquezNever having heard of this guy before, I still knew he was a pitcher
>>144657176I didn't know who he was until earlier in the season when he was running 47% K rates in the minors touching 104 sometimes.
>>144657172kek can you even take a moped on an interstate, someone (me) would kill you out of sheer road rage
>>144657187then I'd switch to a razor scooter and stay on the shoulder
>>144657100First of all, Bally Sports the RSN has nothing to do with Bally's the gambling company, that's just a naming rights deal. So don't equate any blackout problems you might have with the casino people. Secondly it's not that they're pulling out of Chicago, it's that they're pulling out of other things in order to make Chicago happen. The hope would be that they'll have to pull out of Vegas as well so they still have the financial juice to bring Chicago to fruition.
>>144657193I kneel, you are too based for me. Jerry Reinsdorf would like to inform you that the budget could only be allocated for a mongoose thoughever
>dookie butts
So what the fuck are they gonna do with this Mets/Braves series with the fucking hurricane incoming?
>>144657163They only pay rent if attendance is over 1.9 million.
I'm a girl
>>144657263I'd rather watch bowling right about now
I swear if Manfred takes my peanuts away from me that's the final fucking straw. These anti allergy nut jobs just ruin a good thing. Peanuts saved my life when I started eating peanuts I realized the ones that had 3 peanuts in the shell and I'd instinctively start checking my balls like the doctors recommend and boom testicular cancer. Anyways one ball gone later I'm cancer free but id probably be dead now if it isn't for peanuts. Testicular cancer is on the rise in young Americans. I'm not exaggerating when I say eating peanuts saves actual lives. Anyways my Mets are winning it all this year
The yellow seats at Dodger Stadium are cool. Shame about the team though
>>144657309colors are mid-century soulful
>>144657315They really are
>>144657315
>>144657310it really feels like 2022, september collapse and all
>>144657315I miss it so much bros>>144657333based, we had a ballpark thread earlier this season and it was extra comfy
Chin up and eat more peanuts anons
>>144657350No other sport can match the sovl of the ballpark
I'm literally a girl
>>144657366no one's got it better than us
>And Edman grounds into the double play
Poodres are blowing it
Fans of the Dodgers, Royals, Astros, Angels and Mets eat the most inshell peanuts at the ballpark.
Kike’s at it again
bet the farm on a dads implosion
hell yeah keekay
This is unreal
LMAO
Kino around the horn triple play
>triple fucking playThat's the kind of shit that derails an entire season
>triple play with Ohtani on deck as the winning runkek
KWAB
ive never seen that in my entire life
wtfgg dads see you tomorrow
*J Jonah Jameson laugh*
Philliebro here: this is the most enjoyable rivalry in baseball
Genuinely dumbfounded
>a triple playwhat the fuck did i just watch
>triple playpost the webmwhat the FUCK!!
hhhahahahahahahahhahahahaha*breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Wowee /mlb/ that play was nuts! Nothing like seeing crazy shit like that munching on baseballs greatest snack the peanut.
yup, this team aint winning shit
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ABSOLUTELY BUCK BROKEN
The Padres are going all the way
https://x.com/HoustonCentral_/status/1838804587404222526
>triple play to end the game >triple play to end the game >triple play to end the game fucking shitters deserved it how shit they played all game
>>144657491https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1838804583386083361
>>144657490>padres fan calling others wetbacks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS
Incredible
>>144657511MOW MY LAWN PACO
>>144657512based
Someone has to stop the Astros from winning the World Series.
>>144657512stole my webm you fucker lol
>>144657512Only thing we are missing is a closeup on Soitani's face when he realizes he doesn't get to bat again.
>>144657491OCTOBER STARTING EARLY HOLY SHIT
Doggie doos
I hate being a Triple-A affiliate to the Padres!
>
Oh my fucking god bro, we are literally destined to win the world series. A fucking TRIPLE PLAY TO CLINCH IN? UNBELIEVABLE. I LOVE THIS TEAM SO MUCHHH I FUCKING LOVE YOU PADRES!!!!! EVEN MY MOM CALLED ME HAHAHA GO PADRES BROO! §A FUCKING TRIPLE MAN!
There have only been 15 game ending triple plays in MLB history before today
doggie doos kek
>>144657512Why didn't Rojas bunt?
>>144657539he did first pitch but missed
hey doyers....... middle finger.....
>>144657537how many others clinched a playoff berth? that was unreal.
Honestly, the Padres deserve the division win for pulling that off.
I GOT SUMTHIN 4 YA!!!!
>>144657512KWAB
>>144657537niggas thought the white sox were making HERstory tonight. god damn I do not care about these teams, and san diego winning hurts the mets but they deserved that win. what a fucking finish.
>>144657537Rarer than perfect games
kek doggie doos KEK KEK
>>144657523
What flavor of peanuts are you muching on to celebrate that victory chat
>>144657537cool stat
>>144654638>>144654638>>144654638Show your face bitch
>>144657553just playin, 4 minutes to post it again anyway. glad you posted it cause everyone needed to see that. I FUCKING LOVE BASEBALL
Where can I find the joe davis call
>>144657554Salted
who wrote this game-ending trippie play script?? manfred???????
>>144657561MACHADO IS INEVITABLE
>>144657558still not wrong
>>144657561Earth
That was a nice triple play and all, but let's shift the attention to dem femanons
>>144657554IPA but I'm trying to forget a historic loss.
Jessica MANdoza
They make a big deal about having three MVPs on the lineup but Mookie and Freddie have looked terrible these past few games. Mookie especially. Oh he hit a walkoff home run against the Rockies, that totally makes up for his running and fielding errors
This is the year of the Padres, there is no shot it's not.
>>144657572
>>144657575>dismissing a walk off homerunlol faggot
We need more black folks at the stadium
>>144657561https://twitter.com/TatisMVPszn/status/1838805590224580828
>>144657554I had some dill pickle flavored ones over the weekend. They were great
Lauren Shehadi would be fun to eat raw oysters with and then go dancing
>>144657558he's right tho
>>144657589that was better than the Padres one desu
ohtani deserves this
>>144657572Not real
>the Dodgers are selling Dodger Stadium dirt from Shohei Ohtani's at-bats with the team
>>144657586Blacks lack the attention for a sport like this. Its why they enjoy simple sports like apehoop
>>144657558But you are celebrating like it is. Pretty badass way to win your WS tho bro.
Padres have taken 8 of 11 from Doyers now this season, probably would have been 9 if the opening game in Korea didn't have that issue w/ Cronenworth's glove breaking.
>>144657574still would
I've seen enough. The Padres are your 2024 World Series Champions.
>>144657589The greatest day in MLB history :)
>>144657604>$150 for dirt
Now watch Ohtani strike out on the first at bat tomorrow.
kek doggiedoos
>>144657586
>>144657610or the Dodgers could have been 9-2 had x, y and z happened
>>144657610Oh yeah, that did happen. Man these match ups have been fun games all year, crazy.
>>144657614>The greatest day in MLB history :)you weren't here last doyers NLDS game 1?
>>144657604This cannot be real. $99-$149 for a pinch of dirt?
>>144657604e-girl bathwater vibes
that triple play really sums up the dodgers entire year imo>eternal doyers rispno refunds
>>144657628a collector may value it
>>144657626oh what a wonderful time to be on /mlb/
>>144657604No one is stupid enough to buy this
And it'll stay that way the rest of his career
The new NL west dynasty emerges.....
>>144657634dude i have some asphalt from the parking lot if you want it
Have sex, incel
dodgers literally do not deserve the nl west. i hope the padres steal it from them
what's shildt going to do about suarez?
>>144657634it's no trump nft
>>144657634i've got some bottled air that i think ohtani breathed once, that'll be $99.99 plus tip sir
we need a jomboy breakdown of the triple play asap
>>144657604>dirt:l>dirt stepped on by japanese man:O
>los doyers hit into a triple play before winning a legit ring
>>144657605I always feel bad for modern black baseball players, all their fans are white and brown. Every modern black baseball player I have ever met has been really cool and down to earth and cool to talk to. They’re alright the ones that play baseball at least. They usually had a father figure in their life and lived a comfy middle to upper class life. When’s the last time a real niggerish nigger played baseball? Daryl Strawberry?
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You guys told me the dodgers had the power of anime when I became a fan?
>>144657589>unbelievable! impossible!>machado! the triple play of his life!>the greatest day in baseball historyJoe, please...
>>144657624I think a ball going directly through the webbing of a fielder's glove is even rarer than a game-ending triple play desu senpai.
What would it take for roberts to finally get fired?
>>144657658There really isn't much to breakdown, historic ending though. His lip reading of the stunned crowd could hold potential though.
>>144657651>the team that wins the most games doesn't deserve itparticipation trophies have created a new generation of faggots
>>144657666Yeah, the power to fuckin lose at life lmao
Suarez really is the only thing holding the Padres back right now though.
>>144657670how do you blame that on roberts?
>>144657663Stroman
>>144657658Still waiting on the jomboy of Acuna taking off his shoe and showing the umpire his foot desu senpai.
>>144657670Do you feel that Doc, as the head coach, coached this game badly?
>>144657676Just talking about the last few years in general
>>144657668I doubt it whatever. who am I to rain on your wishful thinking
>>144657683He had to have done that already.
>>144657589Do the doyers announcers hate their own team lol?
>>144657663Milton Bradley
>>144657604>poorfags ITT seething my dirt is worth more then all the lawns they mowed today.
>>144657670Do people not understand that he doesn’t manage anything?He gets told what to do from Friedman
>>144657636Yeah but here's one thing you didn't consider: Kershaw learned a LOT about what it means to pitch in the postseason in that game. Just you watch, he's going to light up those Mets hitters next Tuesday
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>>144657589Glad it was Davis and not Stephen
>>144657688I dunno anon I have been watching baseball for 30+ years now and I had never seen that happen before but I dunno. Anyways hope you are well! Win or lose baseball is a good game.
>>144657703people hear the title "manager" and then proceed to blame it on doc
>>144657666You're telling me that wasn't an anime moment? You need some low moments before the climax where the protagonist turns it around and wins. The bad guys(Padres) might've had the good guy's (Dodgers) number in the regular season, but come playoffs the good guys power up and win. I wrote the script. Sent it to Manfred. He already approved it.
>>144657713AHAHAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh peeden
>>144657652He needs to drop him to the 6th inning with Morejon based on matchups, 7th Estrada, 8th and 9th swap Adam and Scott for matchups. The triple play was amazing but they need to stop pussyfooting with Suarez he looks like shit right now
I love this team so much. This team is destined and now I don't have to worry. Fuck man, Siedler really is helping them from above, that's some fucking destined luck shit right there. Unbelievable. This team man..... I'm so happy bros.... I truly believe we can win it all.
>>144657680Nah he’s Puerto Rican >>144657697That’s would be the guy.
>>144657727I feel it too 2hu but we can't get too cocky - remember two years ago when the Doyers beat us every single series we played against them until the one that really mattered. Need to stay humble and hungry.
>>144657710>>144657710alright. I'm not worked up about it but think of it this way. there are several variables that need to be in play for a triple play to end a game. I trust you know what they are, so I won't bother whereas for a ball to go through the webbing it's a lot more obvious. I just think of the countless times a ball has been hit hard at someone and imagine all the shittier quality gloves that may have existed in the past and just can't see it. regardless, we'll never know, and it doesn't matter. they were both highly unusual moments from the season.
>>144657666And you believed that?
>>144657713Please put on a trip you colossal loser
>>144657747The only reason you give a shit is because of my flag and if it's such a bother to you, you can either hide flags or filter the flag (and my posts) entirely. Not my fucking problem. Fix it yourself.
>>144657713Like Sasuke finally beating Itachi! Or MJ's Bulls beating the Magic if you aren't a huge faggot
>yfw Tigers-Padres 40th anniversary Eries
>ruins you're season
>>144657735Yeah I'm stating humble! I'm very optimistic, I'm just glad we clinched it, fuck I thought Saurez was gonna throw it man, but we really got blessed by the Baseball God's. Literally. I'm so fucking glad I worked a early shift. That triple play going to boost Padres confidence and demoralize Doyers. We love it!
>>144657636Of all the kerchoke postseason meltdowns this was my favorite. Everyone was thinking it can't possibly happen again and then it did.
>>144657753No it's because you're an annoying nuthugger who would purchase Ohtani dirt
it's been fun guys, see you at spring training
>>144657753keep this moment in mind if the Dodgers hold on and win the division where all this gloating and mockery will turn into seething about how shitty the Dodger fanbase is.
SICK ENDING NO MORE SUAREZ CLOSING THX SHILDT
What's wrong little doggies it's just 2 more games
>>144657764>you'requit trying to insinuate yourself into the picture when teams with real stakes are activeutterly useless cocksuckers
>>144657762Book it.
Cubs own ya stankin azz
dookie butts lol
>>144657764it only ruined my season BECAUSE THEY APPARENTLY CAN HIT LIKE THIS BUT ONLY STARTED WHEN IT DIDNT MATTERFUCK
>>144657746…yes
>>144657794why is he so shit? red sox unironically won that trade
>>144657770he was old and needed offseason shoulder surgery. I guess the rest of NL needs their beating Kershaw moment in a playoff game to validate themselves since they seldom win the World Series either.
>>144657805>>144657770>>144657636this one was a clear humiliation ritual though since he spoke out against the tranny nuns. forced him out there on injury just to embarrass himdodgers org was probably hoping he'd retired after it
>>144657805couldnt be my team
>>144657811likely we see it again this season since he'll probably get a start though nor from>>144657812.
>>144657812
>$57MM + tip, thank you very much
>Padres run against an insanely hot Tigers team>get steam rolled againMan... and I like the Padres but I like my Tigers more.
>>144657800Tomorrow will be better
>>144657829NO REFUNDS!!!! BUY OUR OHTANI DIRT STUPID JAPS!!!!!
I'm just numb to it at this point
>>144657833cant get no worse!
>>144657829>it is the year 2043>my name is shohei otani>the los angeles dodgers owe me 68 million dollars
>>144657839we had a great walk off win 2 nights ago. just try and enjoy the ride, a real white knuckler this season.
>>144657833You optimism keeps the rope off my neck animeanon
>>144657803>>144657794
>>144657859Imagine the gigantic mansion he could buy back in japan considering you can get a nice property already for a fraction of the cost of one in the US
/nu/>>144657868>>144657868>>144657868/nu/
WHO CARES THAT THE POODRES CLINCHED A PLAYOFF BERTH! SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS!
>>144657833Cease isn't drinking. Tatis Jr lit af lol
>>144657654>tdsyikes
