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But I'm female
doyers..... lost....
reposting so least coast fags can see when they wake up
FUCK THE PADRES BECAUSE SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS!
doyers
>>144657878"After review, the game is over."
No refunds.
doggie doos
>>144657878Umps tried to save doyers ass after trying to review the triple play. Nothing umps can do now, we in baby!
>Miguel Cabrera retires>Tigers now find themselves in the postseason
>>144657886LA HATES THE DODGERS
>>144657892better yet
kek
>>144657878east coasties won't even know who these teams are
>>144657906>Lose to the Mets in the NL WC round
>>144657912is traffic/parking really as bad as dodgerfags say it is out there? seems like their attendance always sucks for weekday games
>>144657886BEAT L.A.BEAT L.A.BEAT L.A.BEAT L.A.BEAT L.A.BEAT L.A.
>>144657915>10 game lead while averaging less than 4 runs per gametruly shocking seattle didn't maintain that division lead
who is the dodgers leader? am being serious. most would say kershaw and mookie. but it's obvious that no one does anything vocallythey continue to lose big games to padres (and dbacks), and there's no reaction. show just a little anger or something. gay little dance on 1st base, chatting with the opposing team smiling. soft ass team.
>>144657918We shall see... Right now, I'm happy we got in lol
>>144657937Miggy Ro
>>144657937that's just how california is anoneveryone is passive and soft unless they're driving and endangering lives
>>144657937goodnight sweet prince....
>>144657942unless they're beating women*
anglels
>Caring more that the Padres clinch a playoff berth than Palestinian genocide.
>>144657941Felt a bit bad for him after watching his postgame, he seems like a good dude
>>144657878>triple play>in the 9th>your main rival>clinches a playoff berthan ecstasy only best city in America brothers can know now.
Freddie and Mookie don’t care. They won their titles elsewhere already. It’s bananas how clearly they both mail it in this time of year.
>>144657942>that's just how california is anonSan Diego is literally one of the best towns for baseball and fans are selling out and going to every dads game even if it's a mid-week day game. Don't paint all of california with the doyers shit brush.
>>144657912It might be the worst in America, but I've only been to five parks.
>>144657937Unironically nobody It’s worse with Ohtani there because legitimately no one can tell him shit
>>144657937they took 3 out of 4 in Arizona the last time they played head-to-head and effectively ended their chance to win the division. Any more astute observations you'd like to share with us?
>>144657956>>144657914>>144657892Mookie is like the complete opposite of Justin Turner and Cody Bellinger at this time of year. I miss the 2016-2019 postseason Dodgers. It's all so fucking soulless now.
>>144657915
Shohei Ohtani is better at baseball than noted cheater Barry B*nds.
>>144657968i'm talking about last year dumbass, when we lost 3-0 in the nlds and blamed it on the week long break kek
>>144657965I think that title goes to the Rays or the A’s
>>144657927To give you an idea of what L.A. traffic is like, when I lived there my commute was one hour and 13 miles.
>>144657973>gambled>that wasn't me I just happened to give some random dude access to my bank accounts
>browsing twitter>people are calling to fire doc>he is just the head coach>he does what friedman tells him to do
#Humbled
>>144657975how am I a dumbass when you weren't specific about your stupid post in the first place? You want "anger" and "fire" like Matt Kemp? Andre Ethier? Yasiel Puig? Or going back further Gay Sheffield? I could go but what's the point? None of them won a championship for the team.
>mookie and freddie combined 0-8 tonightImagine my shock!
>>144657868Are we officially eliminated yet?I want to stop caring but I can't not care if there's still a chance, however small.
>>144657993>muh specificsi figured people in a baseball thread would be intelligent enough to pick up on something as recent as LAST YEAR
My Atlanta Braves are getting hot at the right time
>>144657947We did it Angels bro, root for us to win the division. That shit was fucking insane, clinching at Dodgers stadium with a triple play. Kinnnooooooo I couldn't believe my eyes mannn
>>144658001nice comeback brainlet but it doesn't gloss over the fact that you don't know a fucking thing. If they were more outwardly frustrated and lost you'd blame them for losing their composure. just stfu retard.
>>144657998Still a shot at a WC spot
>>144658011uh i think its more about them having a leader than anything and not acting like these games dont matter
>>144657878I literally made this webm.
>>144658013>immediately talks percentagesgod i hate this fucking analytics front office so much. i'm so sick of it
>>144657981Did the A's riot or not today?
>>144658025no that was me
>>144658019why do people like you always show up at the end of the season and act like you're making sharp observations like you're a team whisperer or something?
>>144658027No they won today, the riot isn't until Thursday
>>144658034>ThursdayDammit anon you better not be mob-teasing me. I want my cop cars flipped over.
>>144658033>always show up at the end of the season except i've been here the entire year
>>144658029
>>144658045tatis bulking up!
>>144658040lol nice try cringe retardthere's only a handful that have been here all season and you sure as shit aren't one.your original post I replied to>>144657937already gave you away.
What else can I say other than what the actual fuck was that>>144657969>I miss the 2016-2019 postseason DodgersSame anon, doyers need to start building from within to regain any of that sovl. They need another Seager
>>144658046>This webm is brought to you by DraftKings
>>144658058i'm an oldcum and i can prove it, dumbass.
>>144658058>handfulit’s literally all one guy
>>144658058one guy here
>>144658062kek I made these too. today baseball was kino bros. fucking doyers lmao.
>>144658063whether you're the one I replied to or another shitposter I'm done dishing dirt. faggots need to lurk moar as well as watch more games if they're really asking who the team leader is at this point in the season>>144658064>>144658065too late nerds
>>144658058Retarded scumfuck. i’ve been here since cubyals won the world series
>>144657878>ya see that doggie?
>>144658068>who the team leader is at this point in the seasonmookie is not a leader
>>144658068>>144658070I thought this was the doyers leader?
>>144658077he was a mighty fine wing man back in his day
>>144657972>>144657915KWAB
>>144658066>triple gays
whats next for his career?
>>144658080KHUKWAB lmao. Stupid bitch
>>1446580824 year extension
>>144658082He'll take the mattingly route and go to the marlins
>>144658074Is it the diarrhea stock sound or reverb fart sound after he strikes out lol
>>144658082i wonder really if this is finally the year he loses his job
>>144658091both at the same time for our favorite bowler
>>144658008I’m pulling for you fags
If I were a Major League Baseball player I would simply never have a slump
>>144658082Even if he gets fired as manager he will stay with the org and Friedman will just hire another yes man
>Rookie gets his first walkoff in A's last series in OaklandSOVL
have the red sox been eliminated yet? I follow an NL team and haven't been paying attention but just started catching up with my childhood best friend who likes the red sox and was going to try and chat with him about it
>>144658127check the standings zoomtard
>>144658130it says they aren't eliminated yet but that seems really hard to believe. I heard the news about devers and jansen, but what else should I know going in? I haven't talked to this guy in over four years and really want to try and make things good between us
it's really telling how fucking soulless this dodgers team has been for a long time. next to no emoting, clinical in every at bat, they just look bored as fuck being there and it happens every fucking year. they show fire early and then cruise after the break and then get caught with their pants down by the time post season rolls around. "look guys we play with bubbles!!!" and then it cuts to shohei's dumbass blank face wondering who's going to take the next sports gambling fall for him in his inner circle
>>144658117>4TFAs5
>>144658155silence fool
>>144658127They aren't eliminated but they need to go 4-0, have the Royals win no more than 1 game, and have the Twins and Ms win no more than 2. So basically eliminated.
Giants sweeping the Dbacks would make me one happy person. Step on those snakes! Squash and crush their soul, I wanna see my Chadres swim in Chase pool after winning the division. Maybe lol
>>144657403Fucking KEK
>regular season awards
>>144658179I also want this. I will remain neutral in the west coastican war if you dispatch the giants to step on sneks.
>>144658192none of them look like they want to be there.
mettie doos
>>144658151Duran and Houck looked great this season. Casas and Rafaela have developed well. There are 4 very good prospects coming up soon.
>>144658188They won the series, Dbacks are up against the wall now with a risk of being swept and potentially meeting a hot Padres juggernaut team. Alot of Padres fan going to show in at chase bank on that day. It's inevitable.
>>144658192This image genuinely pains me
>>144658221
>>144658221You can tell Ohtani knows the doyers are fucked
>>144658192>doyers clinch a playoff birth and be likevis a vis>poodres clinch a playoff birth and be likegay night club kek
MLBNetwork ballpark cam view of the triple play
>>144658221It shows how lame the clubhouse isI can understand not celebrating like crazy but that’s just sad
gaymets kek
>>144658242>all those people cheeringDamn was I lied to about LA loving the dodgers? Do they actually love san diego?
>be an LA fag>go to game one of the most pivotal game of the season >leave in the seventh inning because losing >would have left in the eighth anyway >miss 9th inning rally>miss legendary game ending around the horn triple play that is rarer than a perfect gamemany such cases
>>144658246It's just 100% business.. Dave with the arm folded behind his back as the players and staff awkwardly look on. I feel my soul being sucked away the longer I stare at it
>>144658282they had a plane to catch going from Miami to Colorado for a game the next day you absolute retard
>>144658267to be fair, it's an insane thing to witness, even if you're fans of the team that lost over it.
>>144658192Is there a higher res version of this?
>>144658289There is 0 energy in that clubhouse. They don't have to rage but holy shit it looks like a funeral
Chadre fan here. I think whats separates LA from SD is the Padres have soul. I think LA is just some corporate team with heavy hitters who have no love for LA or even their team, but simply have been paid shitloads (Ohtani)SD padres have heart and soul, which is what I think the dodgers lack. They cant even get their stadium filled properly.
>>144658311they'll have a real celebration if/when they clinch the division. I'm sure they would have shown more if they were staying in Miami another day. and they were flying back to LA, not Colorado like I said.
>>144658289Just admit it, this Dodgers team has no passion.
>>144658323can't tell if you're genuinely that stupid or just shitposting
>>144658329It's hard to accept it, I know.
>>144658329the dodgers lack heart bro. i dont get a feeling of comradery or love. they are in it for a paycheck.
>>144658333>>144658339kudos for trying but the retards do actually get under my skin
reminder that if Manfredball was actually able to be "rigged" somehow (muh Juiced balls, muh pizza box bases, muh clock, muh umpies), then the Savannah Bananas would rig every game so they win just like the Globetrotters, instead of only winning ~60% of their games because even when they put all of their franchise's good players on one side and all of the bad players on the other, baseball is still an even sport. admit it, you're team got eliminated because they weren't good enough, not because "it wasn't in the script" or whatever
>>144658344kys faggot
>>144658317Gotta give credit where credits js due for Peter Siedler (RIP) turned this city into a baseball city kinda like how Detroit Lions become competitive. He really loved that city and did so much to win for the city, even if the contracts were bad, he simply said small market were such a meme and made Manfraud and cheap owners seethe that he actually wanted to win for thr city of SD. Dean Spanos would never in his life. Siedler is Definitely guiding us to win it all for this beautiful city.
>>144658344nah, they got eliminated because it wasn't in the script, anything that goes against the script happened completely by accident. The current script was trying to set up a Dodgers Yankees World Series, but too many unlucky things happened that now they have to rethink it.
>>144658279>paying money to leave early
Chadres finna gonna win it all. Special destined team. Love me Pads, baby.
After review, all three outs are confirmed. The game is over.
>>144658447The Dodgers trying to challenge it when the replay showed there was literally 0 chance there could've been a mistake on the call was just a sad way to try and salvage the game.
>>144658424special teamsspecial playsspecial players
>>144658495If Suarez didn't give up that grand slam and with Umpies fucking with us at Astro second game, Padres unironically and spiritually on a 13 winning streak. I'm a true believer on Cardinals devil magic coarsing in Shildt veins right now.
>>144657918>Padres won't get hot>Padres won't clinch the playoffs (YOU ARE HERE)>Padres won't win the division>Padres won't get to the WS>Padres won't win the WS
Reminder they honestly think this highly of themselves
>>144658780who is they
>>144657950>Oh no muh brown mudslimeskwab
This mariners on tap guy should be the enemy of all mariner fans holy shit why
>>144657878wew
>>144657911and Jim Leyland in the HOF. It’s unironically our year
Honestly it will be funny tomorrow if the Padres pull off another win when they're going to be stupid hungover tomorrow
it’s looking like Mest Barves is off the menu for the next two days with a hurricane on the way MLB probably should have scheduled a doubleheader yesterday and then played a noon game todayInstead they’re just ignoring the situation Would be pretty kino if the mest got stuck in ATL and couldn’t get to MIL because MLB waited too long
Girl here
Jose died 8 years ago today
>>144659458And Arnold Palmer, rough day for sports
>>144659458Damn
>>144657923I kek'ed. They should have had their title stripped. Yes, we know that all teams try to find an edge but to be caught telegraphing the pitches with a fucking metal trash can is just plain retarded.
>>144657878the lost analest kwabgers
>>144658780that >regular season championscope did well for the barves fans last year. let's see how it works out for doyers.
/r/ing Chappelle any more of them 60 game seasons image.
Why are the Dodgers the villains here? Remember when they sucked ass under the McCourts?
https://www.change.org/p/compel-major-league-baseball-to-mandate-jerry-reinsdorf-to-sell-the-chicago-white-sox
>>144659705BECAUSE THEY JUST ARE OKAY!?!?!?!?
>>144659705People will always hate any team that tries to buy championships and the Dodgers literally spent 1 billion dollars on two playersWhere's the antitrust laws when you need them?
>>144659777Blame MLB and the MLBPA for not implementing a salary cap.
It's all good, because I get to go to 3 Hololive Nights next season at Dodger Stadium, Angels Stadium, and Petco Park.
>>144659797Kill yourself, tranny.
>>144658774Il Babbo Bro! Sucks that we cant watch games live in Europe :/My friends in America didnt spoil the triple play for me though
>>144659777>antitrust laws???????????????????????????????
>>144659777players should be paid what theyre worth like anyone else. the owners can afford it, they dont even pay for their own stadiums anymore. until teams are owned by their cities, highest bidder is how capitalism works. get an owner who gives a shit!
Two Dodgers player contracts are worth more than the entire value of the Marlins
>>144659777>777Welcome to capitalism!
>>144659777Americans like under dogs. It’s why you all root for Rocky. Any team that seems to be unstoppable, you will root against
>>144659750At least there never was hope.
>>144659803>He mad that Vtubers will make money for MLB teams by just having their faces plastered all over the ballpark for one night.
>>144659896CHRIS ILLICH! CHRIS YOU CHEAP MOTHER FUCKER I KNOW YOU ARE HERE!CHRIS I DEMAND YOU GET GIGI TO SING TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME! CHRIS SO FUCKING HELP ME IF WE GET KIARA! GIVE ME NENE AND GIGI I NEED ORANGE GIRLS!DAMNIT CHRIS COLT KEITH NEEDS A CUNNY REJUICE! COLT WAS DEMOLISHING THE BALL AFTER GURA IT IS A SIGN!!! CUNNY KING COLT NEEDS IT HIS ENERGY IT WANNING!!
>>144659896Anon... the poorfag teams will get half assed Ninisanji collabs... don't subject them to that...
>>144659896>Dodgers have hololive nights because their fans are faggots and mongoloids>Padres have a military appreciation on every sunday home game because their fans are virtuous people who appreciate their countryPlease remove yourself from the genepool. It is the only moral thing you can do.
>>144659932>JusticeAbsolutely disgusting
>>144659950Kek based, fuck vtubers and their sycophant manchild fans
Threadly reminder that Boreswing wants their irrelevant international tournament 2 months before the FIFA World Cup starts in America in 2026.
>>144659982Imagine if Messi had the stones to play a real sport instead of rolling around on a grassy field and pretending to be hurt for 90 minutes
>>144659982You are a homosexual who does not know to use a rifle. You do not get to speak.
>>144659980Nothing but simps.
>>144659952Don't care she's cute tard like my Tigers. Also listen I'm making concessions here. I know Lil Chris isn't going to pay the big bucks.
>>144660008You seem like a weak man. I would not shake your hand as it would break like a girl’d
>>144660008>Tigers host Hololive Night>Get all Cat Vtubers because hurr durr cat team>2 of them don't know English and one has a heavy Euro accent
>>144659980>sycophanthttps://youtu.be/kWqArmklXsI?si=E_knaPsVNJs0z7I8I got your fact check right hereIts called my foot in your rearIf you don't get your facts straightI will punch you in the face (Yeah!)
>>144659994More people in your country know who Messi is than Ohtani.
>>144658192Ohtani has really tight socks. You can see his toes. Lewd.
So the doyerpacos are buck broken beyond belief i easily see them getting swept and losing the Rockies series
>>144660053This is true. But we like Hockey more than football. Also, it does not change that you are a massive faggot
>>144658227The face of a man who is about to get out of the trenches and into the meat grinder
at what point do the dodgers just unload ohtani's contract for pennies on the dollar? everyone knows this guy is cursed and will never win an owl
>>144660023>just spent a few minutes trying to match that comebackYeah I got nothing. That was just too good all I can do is cope lol. I mean no I work a real job and have caluses on my hands. But fuck that was good.
>>144660093They should have dropped him after Ondřej Satoria struck him out. We are shit at baseball, and a tradesman made him look like a fool.
>>144660046The Yankees NEED to have Raora. That thick Italian accent would have them sobbing.
>>144660093No one will remember Ohtani's 50/50 season in a few years if he can't produce a World Series victory this year.
>>144660053These are highlights in your pretend sport https://youtu.be/st3676ruggg?si=0z0rejoRJjkH_Zgj
>>144660151Baseball players do the same thing also.>Slide into base>Get called out>Flop all over on the ground pretending to be hurt trying to convince the ump that the baseman intentionally caused bodily harm in hope of getting that player ejected.
>>144660218>>Flop all over on the ground pretending to be hurt trying to convince the ump that the baseman intentionally caused bodily harm in hope of getting that player ejected.post a single video example
>>144658323god this team is so fucking faggy. hope their plane explodes
Dodgers should suffer eternally for opening the door to this weirdo stream jackoff shit. Imagine if Lasorda lived long enough to see this
>>144660218Football players are trained actors, pretending to be hurt.Pitchers in baseball are trained actors, pretending like they did not mean to throw 160 KPH at the batters head.
>>144660218Holy fuck what a lying faggot lmao post proof
At least we swept Oakland. Last nights game loss was just regression to the mean. Let’s take the next 2!
>>144660232Woke up seething lol
>>144659812Yeah, the west coast games are rough on our timezones yurofriend
>>144660247Their women are whores who do not cook, they have many homeless and drug addicts, and their men are flamboyant.Los Angeles is a terrible place. I would rather have the soviets invade again
>>144660312It sucks, as I enjoy the Padres very much. But Sunday, it will be on at 2100, so I can watch
>Petco Park would rather have Los Tucanes de Tijuana perform at Gallagher Square instead of Suisei Hoshimachi.
>>144660319of course you would, communism is the only reason that half of the planet isnt still self-fertilizing their turnip fields.
>>144660292I really want to win the East in front of the gloryholes.
>my mom saw an article on her italian news website that's about OhtaniI don't like this bros. Why's he getting shilled so hard globally?Makes me think Ohtani's whole career is a fabrication by MLB to generate a Messi-like celebrity player to get more money. If the doyers with the WS on a Ohtani walk-off grand slam or some dumb shit like that I'll get pretty mad tbqh
>>144660357Yah no shit weirdo
>>144660357>they're weebs, they work for the weeb manand why would I want them
>Fraternizing with the team about to take your playoff spotSeems too late in the season for this. Doyers don't have it in them.
>>144657868Missed yesterday's game cause I watched the A's in their final series, but my delayed GG's to the Padres. That triple play was insane.
>>144660383>Why's he getting shilled so hard globally?because he's going to be paid $700 million and the MLB is going to milk him for all his worth now. anything to get baseball in the minds of more non-Americans/Hispanics/Japanese/Koreans. then they can report about things like the first Italian pitcher starting a major league game, or the one Czech player who got picked up by the NPB
>>144660357absolutely based
>>144657868>the houston astros have secured the #3 seed and a nice week or so of comfortable rest/fun line ups to test out before the playoffsthat's right, monkeys: it's time to start getting mad about the houston astros.
Good morning /mlb/My Stros have clinched the division for the 7th straight (real) year. First team to start 9-17 on the season and win the division in over 100 years. Also good news, since we’re locked into the 3rd spot, we can rest our starters the entire rest of the season unless we want to play spoiler for the Injuns. Looking forward to seeing who we’ll play next week.
>>144660440ALSO:this was after a 6-19 start to the season. keep that in mind while you let the butthurt of another astros championship flare up within you, little faggot monkeys.
>>144660419Baseball is actually starting to pick up in Czechia. It’s no longer taboo to ask for a game on the tv (in Praha at least)
>>144660440>#3 seedIs that supposed to be impressive
>>144660444Check em>>144660440>>144660444now kithss
>>144660458based. what kinds of games are on the TV there?
>Baseball will be the second biggest sport in Europe in my lifetimeKill me
>>144660444>>144660450It was 7-19 strosbros not whatever you guys have
>>144660479Usually hockey or football, depending on the pub.If it’s in the center of Praha, where all the tourists are, then you can watch most things. you can even watch Premier League or La Liga. If you’re in Prague 8, or 6, then it is usually Czech football, and occasionally Czech baseball if enough people want it
>>144660468>t. angry nice and early about the houston astroslol screech harder, monkey tits.
>>144660514nope. 6-19.
>>144660537Anon…. you’re making us look like retards and calling everyone monkey tits.
>>144660458Its too bad Chlup went to Y*miuri but I hope he does well.
I am reminded that if we win a ring that Jose Abreu will also get one
>>144660608We are rooting for him. I hope more Czechs play in NPB and MLB, as it will raise the popularity here
Love my Jintsies
>>144660357padre fans are brown, just like you. it makes perfect sense.
>>144660583didn't ask. pipe down, faggot.
>>144660357Hmmm let’s see:>based macho mariachi / bando music>shrieking digital weeb faggotry Yea tough choice
My Mets played some fucking shameful baseball last night, Schwellenbach pitching notwithstanding.
>>144657460>he thinks ohtranny could clutch out a hitKWAB
>>144658424>>144658495>>144658537are the world series champions san diego padres inevitable?
>>144660815sadly they are not in the NL east, so they will not be in the world series
>>144660643The Czech WBC team was pretty cool. Hopefully you guys become a powerhouse like the rest of us.
my regular season champions doyers!!!!
>>144660627just a reminder to all the anti-semites seething about my astrosAlex Bregman has never missed an ALCS and we can thank Yahweh for that[spoiler]when he joins the yankees next season, they will start going to the ALCS every year[/spoiler]
>>144660872yayyyy!!!!
Tigers gotta be looking scary as fuck in a 3 game series Skubal is the best pitcher in baseball rn and teams aren’t gonna be ready for the weird bullpen shenanigans in the next two games. Don’t think they can win a 7 game series but I’ll be more than happy knocking off the Astros or Orioles
>>144657868Why is there a Giant on the pic here? They are out of the Fucking playoffs! Nobody cares about this team!? How about at least the Fucking A's playing their final series at home and some Fuck John Fisher pics!?
>>144661018just a few tinely hits away from one of the most fraudulent ws titles ever
>>144661146make new if you don't like it
>>144661018not to mention Montero emerging as a solid #2, the defense has been on point and limiting mistakes, Kerry and Riley raking, and near bottomless depth options in McKinstry, Ibáñez, Malloy, and moremy tigers are lookin to smoke somebody's shit >:3c
>>144661018Even Skubal 2x in a 5-game series is very scary. Getting a similar fedling with Sale and the Braves even if they're less hot than the Tigers
>>144661228having two potential triple crown pitchers in the MLB at once can do that to a mfi'm so glad i drafted them both in fantasy this year ^^
>>144661261>fantasy sportsare you too poor or just too female to gamble?
>>144660407>the offer is still on the table Ohtani just make the call
>>144661155>>144661155You mean the most SOVLFUL!!!
>>144661226>yfw these young based retards don't know they ain't supposed to be here
poodre bros honestly this was so fucking kino lmao, what a ninth inning.
Lel oh lel
that Lopez drop from last night STILL is scored as a hit and not an error. the fuck is the scorekeeper smoking.
>>144661510>umps suck your dick>still losekek
>>144661519Popups that are completely whiffed like that are never scored as errors
>>144661466Jake mentioned him and Manny had been practicing that play for 5 years. Fucking insane
>>144661537this semen slurping stat isn't for me.
>>144661519>>144661537>>144661648I might be wrong but I thought for an error to be scored a fielder had to touch the ball. so like a whiffed popup or a ball that goes through your legs etc is not scored an error
>>144661510??? this was a well umpired game
>>144661510thats a pretty consistent zone, chud
>>144661779>>144661769poodre pacos only started watching baseball this year, please take it easy on em
Lifelong Padres fan since yesterday here, FUCK THE DODGERS!!!
THAT'S WHATS INNNNNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5tfs7cN0S8
>>144661769The bottom of the zone was completely absent>>144661804Remember when Dodgers fans seethed all night about a 0.04 change in run expectancy
it's actually imperative the padres take the division so the dodgers get knocked out in the wild card. too many times they blow their load beating the doyers in the playoffs and then run out of gas (treating beating the dodgers like their ws)2hu whats your opinion?
any oldcums here remember this moment?
>>144659544>telegraphing the pitches with a fucking metal trash canNot against the rules
>>144661858>too many timesIt literally happened once lol
>>144660933Most profitable franchise in mlb history.
>>144661880>oncetwice
>>144661875>blu steel
>>144661875i hope harper can get his WS this year
>>144661892Post both the times "[The Padres] blow their load beaying the doyers in the playoffs"
>>144660232Mmmmm delicious seethe
>>144661875phillies losing to dbacks last year after running out of steam against the braves (which was like winning the ws for phillies fans)
just give me more brycejaks and another doyer implosion please
>>144661962
so who's winning the WS this year (serious answers only)
>>144661982tigers unfortunately
>>144661982The Los Angeles Dodgers!
https://x.com/_backyardsports/status/1838942596078715256?s=46&t=F-pzfLrJApdjAWK2tJjF1wBackyard Baseball '97 coming to Steam on October 10th.
>>144661982Astros of course
>>144661982Hoping for a Pads W vs Yankees>not the highest paid team>no OWLs for SD and Pads>Revenge for the 0-4 WS sweep in the 90s>small market W with great fans
>>144661982it's going to be a national league winner this year
>>144662017>back to back first time WS winnersmethinks manfred will not allow this
>>144662046Manfred probably wants yankees/phillies since the dodgers are a lost cause
where's cubspie?
>>144659705They sold their soul. I mean this unironically. I think the Dodgers used to be a fun team but now it's just a bunch of guys collecting paychecks.
>>144662013How much tranny shit will they inject into it?
>12 years>$325 millionNo refunds.
>5 years>$136MNo refunds.
>10 years>$700mNo refunds.
>>144662134guy who is obsessed with trans people and brings it up unprompted all day: "i hate this"
>12 year>$365MNo refunds.
>>144662134Shut the fuck up and go back to /v/pol/
>>144662170le solo homerun man!
>>144662105Fuck cubspie
>>144662183You ever heard about the Woke Content Detected List on Steam?
>>144662211leave her alone
>>144662134KYS Culture Warrior
Hoping to see you guys at Minute Maid park this October
>>144662211That's gay
they're in postseason form
>>144662106They really seem more of a marketing vehicle than baseball team these days.
>>144661858Not 2hu but am a dads fan, and I'm concerned about having so much success against the doyers this season could lead to a letdown against them if we see them in the playoffs (like what happened to them in 2022 when they won every regular season series against SD but lost in the nlds). Honestly not too concerned about the team (excepting Suarez), but more about the law of averages working against the Padres.
it's cold it's dark and there is no baseball
Kind of want to buy one just to take a piss on it desu senpai.
>>144662392japs will seriously buy anything lol
who will be the dodgers manager next year?
>>144662448Dave Roberts.
>>144662448Ohtani will be two way player manager
Why is Manfred fucking over the Braves and Mets like this
>>144662448i hope its a robot
I think Padres are in best position going into the playoffs. 6 starters pitching well a killer bullpen and a deep scrappy offense.
>>144661982Yankers.>>144662017Get fucked. 27. 1998.
TAKE HOME A PIECE OF SHOHEI OHTANI'S GUT MICROBIOTA WITH THIS AUTHENTICATED PIECE OF SHIT
>>144662541>killer bullpenserious issues with suarez
>>144662563the spice melange
>>144661982The El Paso Chihuahuas
>>144662584No way that’s a real team
>>144662500>an AI robot becomes manager in MLB before a female>an AI robot becomes president before a female
>>144662594>>144662500aren't robo umps being implemented next season?
>>144662565Suarez can get knocked down to 6th inning if Shildt/Niebla swallow their fuckin pride. That still leaves 4 very good relievers at the back of the bullpen with L/R matchups
>>144662563Oh shit really?? Link???
>>144662592big dawgs gotta eat
>>144662002they aren't even winning the regular season
>>144662552You're insufferable. Worse than almost every other poster here.
did erg get banned
>>144661875why was he staring at his ass?
>>144662630he's got that recker on em
>>144662629Keep it calm
>>144662134based>>144662183unbased
>>144662600hopefully. 3 blown saves in 8 games and last night could easily have been another
>>144662629t. erg
we need ReckERG now more than ever
ERFucker
>>144662667Who or what is ReckERG (my phone autocompleted this what am I doing with my life?)
>tfw no baseball bf;_;
Oh great the storm already started in Atlanta like I said it would 90% chance of rain all day then hurricane tomorrow Mets and Braves will get trapped in ATL completely fucking up the entire schedule and season since they will have to squeeze in at least 2 makeup games next week(possibly more if teams get trapped) and whoever even comes through will still be completely fucked over for the playoffs since they have to play a makeup double header the day before the Wildcard series starts, great fucking job manfred you ruined the entire integrity of the playoffs because you were too vain or too afraid to move this series out of Atlanta you should resign for this
>>144662392Lol wtf. Worshiping the ground someone walks on used to be a hyperbole.I don't even think you could get Taylor's Swift's rabid fans to buy dirt she stood on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHvctc5ryXg
>>144662664I did see that Shildt had Scott face Ohtani, Adam face the heart of the order, leaving Suarez the "easy" part of the lineup (which just happened to come up in the ninth inning). Kinda understandable in that sense. IMO the indefensible part was pulling Estrada after one pitch. That's some Dave Roberts shit. Let him start the 7th and have Scott waiting in the wings. If Padres don't make that triple play they either have Suarez tossing meatballs or have to go to Matsui/Peralta to get the final out(s). Scott really needs to be their last option before going to the shitters.
>>144662707looking scrawny
>>144661510Get used to this in the playoffs. Every call will benefit LA and NYY
Fuck the Eternal Royals Guy
>>144662707Peak form
>>144662710good point. maybe something’s going on with estrada that made that a good decision but idk
>>144662746i did it once.... regret
>>144662707looking skinny there
>>144660218meanwhile in the real world
>>144662750I don't think so.. woulda faced 8-9-1 in the bottom of the 7th. I think he'd be fine facing Ohtani personally with bases empty. Shildt's gotta clean it up or he needs to mix in Jacob more against righties, no way can this team win 5 more in a row against LA/AZ emptying out the top shelf of the BP every night
>>144662695*
>>144662707disgusting with nipples protruding
>>144662648Cringe
>>144662746is that what ERG stands for?
Eternal Royals Fucker
>>144662822its actually ERP now
>>144660218you would've gotten farther if you had said hit by pitch, nobody fakes injuries sliding into second
Anthony freakin' Reckerg
>>144662802Ohtani, when doyers are losing by more than 3 runs, and nobody on base, might actually get a hit
>>144662815ironic :^)
>>144662695Kek!!
>>144662448Dave Roberts because nothing ever happens
>>144662867they WILL play ohtani in the playoffshe WILL get injured and set back at least another yearthey WILL lose in the wild card round
>>144662695shift spotted >pukes>pisses>shids >cumz
>>144662854Who even are you?
>>144662987He’s the guy that posts that face everyday and is generally always seething about something or arguing with someone about nothing
>>144662971fact: teams should start bringing the outfield in to the infield to fuck with batters
>>144663037diddydodgersdildos
>>144663071jokes on you, this is Sean Combs
>>144657868Game day Go Stros
daily reminder that hollywood pedo rapist harvery weinstein is a dodgers lifelong
>>144663104who?
>>144663104who was epstein's favorite ballclub?
>>144662707Pancake triple play
>>144663091someone edit the jacket so it says recker pls
>>144663104
>>144660608Same>>144660643I wish Czech baseball the best, more people need to know the magic of the diamond
I’m taking my four year old to his first major league came at Fenway on Sunday. It would be wild if the Sox somehow won their next 3 games while the Royals and Twins simultaneously choked big time and the game actually meant something.
I thought astros had fans, why is the ball park completely empty?
>>144663122
>>144663188very basedthank you anon
Jeremy Pena 70-20 club!
>>144659950>Dodgers have hololive nights because their fans are faggots and mongoloidsOkay...
>>144663201huh
>>144663230>girls can't be incels
>>144663104isn't that jeff greenburg?
>>144663249no
>>144663003>>144662134Do you think he’s this guy?
Yusei is so sweaty
Are either ERG or ERP Reckerposters?
>>144662691based
>>144663003IAYC :^)
why is major league the best baseball movie of all time?
>>144663188ahh yes, this is why I come to this general...
>>144663305
we need more jomboy content
>>144663333checked
>>144663347I'm protesting until he posts the video about midget feet
Newfag here. Who/what is ERG? Plz no bully
>>144663362same person as Eustace
ERG on a mission
>>144663362 oh hello ERG shut the fuck up
please have mercy
A late game on and good luck Ms>Kooch on the bumpLooks like he’s doing well already
>>144663274Logan Gilbert was so sweaty from the get-go yesterday, it looked like he had grease stains all over his shirt>>1446632862nd best, behind only Super Duper Baseball Bloopers
>>144663393but what about this?Gay Louis
Reddit here
>>144663402please....
Gay louis!
>>144663454>>144663425eke
>>144663393>picIs this the work of psychogang?
Kirby can't win with these cats
>>144663469this is the power of the archivist
>>144663488titty kisser?
>>144663478>the archivistIs there still a copy of this doc floating around somewhere?
mitchie on a mission
everybody relax
Mitchie posting, now THAT was peak /mlb/
Game is still scheduled for 4:20 (dude!) this evening. Bravesbrahs can we get a weather update from Atlanta?
>Kirby at 43 pitches after 2 inningsThis is bizarre to see the boys take good at bats
>>144663545
>>144663188mother of god...
>>144663597Sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit
where is early nu tho?
why was that a ground rule double?also DoubleTon
>>144663638
this dude is at like every game
>>144663711or maybe all old mexicans look the same
>>144663711>>144663735Clearly the lorax is an Astros fan
A good chunk of MLB players are Venezuelan. What's preventing MLB from having a regular season game over there?
>>144663771survival instinct
>>144663685There's the normal outfield wall, but then a short fence on top of that in front of the stands. The fence is technically out of the field of play, so it's a ground rule double.
ded thread during memeiners game, did they all do sudoku? are they seething because kikuchi is kicucking them?
>>144663771The new stadium near Caracas would be a good host for a game. The problem is that Venezuela is just a bad place to go with openly murderous gangs and horrible infrastructure everywhere. Many attempted kidnappings of MLB staff and players would inevitably happen.
>Bregman taken out after 3 innings>walks off the field to a standing ovation to what could be the last time in an Astros uniform in the regular seasonWe better resign him Dana
>>144663896he's going to my yankees and you will seethe
>>144663771MLB should unironically do it but have the CIA contact Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman to assassinate maduro like james franco and seth rogan in The Interview
>>144663923why the fuck would you want bregman?
>>144663945cool it with the antisemitism
George KIrby reminds me of a bird
>>144663923well, stankees are known cheaters so he would fit right in
>>144663711I wanna be him one day. Season tickets and time to hit every home game.
>>144663940like in the naked gun
>robles swiping piece of popcornkek I was wondering what was going on there after that foul ball
>Dominican baseball player steals $18 popcorn from small Hispanic child
Why is manfred such a lazy retard?
>>144663940>>144664044
>>144664118why can't atlanta build a fucking roof?
>>144664118it really is insane, the game is STILL scheduled for tonight lmao. are they gonna have to play on neutral ground? I don't like that at all even as a mets fan.
>>144664148Taxpayers won't cover the cost and they don't want to cough up the $200M it would take to put a retractable roof on.
>>144657937>who is the dodgers leader?San Diego
>>144664229The storm won't make landfall until tomorrow
>>144664327Unplayable conditions are forecasted all the way until then
ny sports radio just now>Tommy John why are you not in the hall of fame>probably because i voted for Donald Trump kek based.
Looks like the storm won't hit Atlanta until Friday
The Braves have been confirmed for stonewallling all efforts to either move games or move up start times they are actively sabotaging the season for gamesmanship and feckless Manfred refuses to step in. The entire season is ruined on the last week.
>>144664386>mestskek
>>144664381The meat of the storm is irrelevant it’s 100% chance of heavy rain and thunder until Saturday. No games are getting played until Monday.
>>144662183>>144662201>>144663260>>144662240Why u cryin
>>144664386based fuck the mest
>>144664386>mestsohhh kekkies!
>>144664386As someone who made fun of the braves last year constantly i gotta hand it to em for being based af!
>>144664386>braves opponents now complaining about "unfair" pauses between games The irony is palpable
>>144664386literally because of chris sale lmao
>>144664440Yeah it’s going to be so based on Monday when one of the teams has absolutely everything to play for while the other just wants to rest up for the wildcard game happening literally the next day while the faggotbacks look on in disgust at the mockery of the sport going on. The most important regular season games of the year and one team will rest all their starters. But you got to say lol mest so it’s cool, right? This series should have been moved to Miami or Philly 48 hours ago.
>>144661018>mfw this delusional little faggot thinks a meme pitcher and his luck based team can hang with the houston astroslol alright, okay, i get it. detroit is full of faggots who don't know what sustained success in baseball looks like and bandwagon monkeys like the moron i'm quoting, but it's time to take it easy, squirt. they can't touch the houston astros and non-casuals know it.seriously, little guy. don't get ahead of yourself because that's how people let themselves down in baseball.
Discovering that the Barves are an org run by scum, you must be new here.
>>144661766no way that's true.
reckERG can you post a pic of the recker tweet “this would be epic” I can’t find it
This would be epic
>>144664510its right here >>144664518
*sigh*Jomboy when's the next video coming out*sobs*
Harris slipping on the soaking wet outfield grass and totally fucking up his knee
>>144664475so fucking mad lmao
>>144664386
>>144664386Based that's what the woke mets deserveGo Braves fuck wokeness
>>144664386>>144664610I'm starting to respect these braves a lil!!!
WTF I'm a mets fan now!
>>144664386proof? there is no way they are playing tonight or tomorrow, its basically guaranteed at this point. I don't see how stonewalling helps the barves.
>>144664610Omg!!!! Literally so based!!
>>144664664lol
>Garver'd
>>144664632we have discernible primary /mlb/ sourced proof that she is lying >>144664681wow kinda gay, braves (kek)
>getting homered on by Mitch Garver
You anyone else see that Aryan cutie just now at the Mariners/Astros game?
I think the most entertaining outcome would be that Chris Sale has an uncharacteristic early-inning implosion and that they are forced to pause the game
nu>>144664716>>144664716>>144664716>>144664716>>144664716>>144664716
>>144664664New York Post article. Every inquiry into moving the game up, or moving the game out of Atlanta has been rejected by Atlanta, and Manfred won’t overrule them. They’re sabotaging baseball and even their own team (doubleheader day before playoffs is now inevitable) just to be petty and try to scrape a bullshit 5 inning Sale rain shortened win tonight which won’t fucking happen anyways cause it’s a thunderstorm rn.
>>144664632unironically hope she gets every penny
>>144663923>stankees whine about cheaters for years>first chance to pick one up and they immediately forgive him and throw him as much money as possiblekek the stinkees fanbase is full of hypocritical retards
>>144660407Nah, I think Ohtani is right to kneel to Darvish for being the first Japanese born pitcher in MLB history to get over 2000 career strikeouts. Ohtani despite having like 16 years left in his career probably won't even achieve that.
>>144664415Again, who even are you?
>>144660646UHHIS THAT.............. GLOBAL RULE 15 MATERIAL!??? IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME HIROSHIMOOT
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