Brett Favre reveals Parkinson's diagnosis during congressional hearingAaron Rodgers rips teammate Haason Reddick's agent over anonymous quoteJack Jones defends himself from ‘business decision’ comments by Antonio PierceDolphins uncertain if Thompson, Boyle or Huntley will start at QB vs. Titans on MNFVeteran Bengals OT Trent Brown to miss rest of 2024 season with knee injury
kwab
Kangz
Jack Sanborn; elite linebacker or just another pretty face?
>>144660829Yeah, he's definitely retiring this season. Dude has looked old, fat and slow in every game.
>>144660833kangz!
>>144660905He hasn't, and the post you're responding is obvious photoshop. You're not retarded though haha
What was your biggest week 3 surprise?
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2024 - Week 4 Edition!1. Kansas City Chiefs 32 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31 (NC | +0.2)3. Minnesota Vikings 30 (+7 | +7.1)4. Detroit Lions 28.3 (+2 | +1.6)5. Philadelphia Eagles 27.7 (+6 | +5.4)6. Seattle Seahawks 26.9 (+6 | +5.9)7. Pittsburgh Steelers 26 (+2 | +2.2)8. Houston Texans 25.4 (-5 | -4.5)9. San Francisco 49ers 23.1 (-5 | -5.8)10. New Orleans Saints 22.8 (-3 | -3)11. Green Bay Packers 22 (+4 | +4.6)12. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 21.6 (-7 | -5.6)13. Baltimore Ravens 20.6 (+1 | +1.1)14. New York Jets 20.1 (+5 | +6)15. Los Angeles Chargers 18.2 (-7 | -6.1)16. Washington Commanders 16.6 (+12 | +11.6)17. Dallas Cowboys 16.2 (-4 | -3.9)18. Los Angeles Rams 14.8 (+6 | +6.3)19. Atlanta Falcons 13.6 (+2 | +1.3)20. Indianapolis Colts 12.7 (+7 | +5.8)21. Cincinnati Bengals 10.9 (-5 | -6)22. Cleveland Browns 10.1 (-4 | -4.4)23. Denver Broncos 9.8 (+7 | +6.8)24. Chicago Bears 9.4 (-4 | -4)25. Arizona Cardinals 9.2 (-3 | -2.2)26. Miami Dolphins 7.8 (-9 | -8.3)27. New England Patriots 5.8 (-2 | -2.6)28. Las Vegas Raiders 4.7 (-5 | -6.1)29. Carolina Panthers 4.3 (+3 | +3.3)30. New York Giants 3.7 (+1 | +1.7)31. Jacksonville Jaguars 2.4 (-5 | -4.6)32. Tennessee Titans 1 (-3 | -3.1)
Travis is playing 3 more seasons easy
>>144660915>photoshopIt's a screen capture lol, legit article. Only edit is cropping out the clock and keyboard.
>>144660988Jayden Daniels is ELITE
>>144660988Raiders and Buccs getting dunked on was definitely a surprise.
>>144660988kekarooni
>>14466102149ers are just not a Superbowl team
>>144661002I don't know what retarded site you choose to frequent but Travis Kelce has not been benched
>>144660988i actually think the broncos upsetting the buccaneers was more surprising than the dalton pants upsetting the raiders. gotta give a lot of credit to vance joseph because he's working with a decent not elite defensive depth chart and producing a pretty good defense.
>>144661021>When the river hits
bengos
>>144660811My Steelers :)
>>144661073Are gay
>>144660988The Cardinals that put up 40+ on the Rams only scored 13 against an awful Lions defense
>>14466102149ers are a mess!
>>144661082Oh is the Lions the Rams? No? Ok then not that surprising. We talkin about the Rams? Hows about you talk yo ass out of this here whoopin
>>144660811>Dolphins uncertain if Thompson, Boyle or Huntley will start at QB vs. Titans on MNFkwab
>>144661028Yeah, I don't think some retard on 4chan who can't tell difference between a shop and a cap is a reliable source of information. Seems you based facts on your feelings lol.
>>144661064The bengals this year are like that episode of adventure time where Finn has to tote the royal tarts to the royal backrubbing ceremony or else princess bubblegum will be decapitated and he poisons a bunch of decoy tarts and sends them off with Cinnamon Bun down the regular tart path and takes the real tarts through the desert but loses them all one by one, but then when he gets to the royal backrubbing ceremony it turns out Cinnamon Bun had the real tarts and delivered them safely and all the tarts Finn and Jake lost we’re actually poisoned.
>>144661021Did pretty good down 3 starters and also all those dropped passes. They fool should have been cut last year.Still go 9ers.
>>144661123You are actually clinically retarded
>>144661078gottem
Early prediction for next week: The Seahawks will build their offensive game plan around quick throws, screens and rollouts. They're not good enough in pass protection to play a straight dropback game against anyone, let alone a Lions pass rush with Aidan Hutchinson (6.5 sacks in three games). Seahawks are down to their third option at right tackle with George Fant on IR, and Abe Lucas not expected to come off the PUP list anytime soon.There's also the backing of the home crowd at Ford Field, which figures to be rocking for "Monday Night Football."
>>144660988Based /biz/ enjoyer
Are Bills fans into cuckoldry?
>>144661108I just made a jags size mess in my toilet might have to call the plumber
>>144661123Hmm here's the article. It's from The US Sun, some clickbait rag.https://www.the-sun.com/sport/12525047/andy-reid-kansas-city-chiefs-benched-travis-kelce-nfl/amp/The "star" in question who was benched was not, after all, to my great shock, Travis Kelce. So much for my facts being based on my feelings, it seems they were actually based on not being a fucking retard.
>>144661153
>he will never experience pumpkin spice season in the GOAT state full of blonde viking stacies in the shithole state he lives in.couldn't be me. we live like KANGZ in the Sota
>>144661144How's Ragnow looking? Goff under pressure with that Seattle defense is the real problem for the Lions.
>>144661176>GOAT state full of blonde viking stacies in the shithole state he lives inYou are literally a refugee camp
>>144661181>>144661144Seattle has several DL out. It's going to be a blood bath against the best OL this decade
We need an 0-4 vs 0-4 Bills Vikings owl.
>>144661078Not an insult
>>144661189zamn. my undefeated KANGZ been makin em delusional again i see. many such cases...
It’s hilarious people actually support Donald Trump, he’s literally like a marvel villain. He’s supporting Project 2025 and also tried to stop a democratic process with the January 6 insurrection. A vote for Kamala is a vote for democracy
No offense. Absolutely none. The Dolphins didn't register 100 yards of offense until their second drive of the third quarter and finished 1-of-12 on third-down attemptsIt was one game -- one awful game -- but the Dolphins' offense simply did not work under Skylar Thompson. Thompson was ineffective and Miami couldn't move the ball on the ground, either (65 rushing yards on 18 attempts).Miami signed Tyler Huntley last week, and he might have to step into a starting role with Tua Tagovailoa set to miss the team's next three games.
>>144661144The Seahawks were missing both starting tackles last year and Hutchinson was fucking invisible. Seattle's going to boat race these frauds
>>144660829>>144660905Always knew Taylor Swift was a succubus. She has entirely drained that man’s vitality.
What so great about democracy anyway?
>>144661026The Super Bowl loss hangover strikes again
>>144661248>Everyone shits on Tua>Team literally can't do shit without him
>>144661181Partially torn pectoral muscle. Wants to play, but I doubt he will. Probably going to push Glasgow to center, so they'll be going with a backup guard. And as we've seen in the past, if the O-line isn't immaculate, Goff can't get it done.
>>144661176Send me some Kangz bro. My part of Texas just has fat goblinas.
I think my method of making webms is actually retarded and I don't know shit about video editing
>>144661288Bad webms are better than no webms
>>144661254Nothing. We don’t even have an actual democracy. The will of the people can and will be circumvented by an unelected judge. Go Jets.
>>144661224>final play comes down to a kick
who needs they bussy ate
Bills are regular season warriors, all their blowout wins and they’ve made only 1 AFC championship game since Allen’s rise
>>144661298>finally waking up to the "LA didn't have a team" demographic
>>144661322go cowboys btw
>>144661322I prefer giving than receiving but I’ll make an exception for you.
>>144661333The usual schizos will respond to this and say "muh refball" but even the Bengals blasted their asses. They're just not a serious playoff team
>>144661157No one even said Kelce was the one benched you seething faggot lmao
LMAO!
>>144661373That is exactly what you thought and exactly the meaning you intended to be taken which is why you literally titled the picture "kwab" and someone responded thinking it was about Kelce you backpedaling retard
>>144661298>rams leave 1994>prop 187 gets shut down same year>California is now full of people who never saw the Rams play during the 50s, 60, 70, 80s>hurr durr LA didn't have a team!! I am not allowed to point this out to you
>>144661379Impressive, very nice. Now post Bryce Young’s stats.
Dalton proved himself immediately with Carolina's first touchdown on an opening drive since 2022. He had three touchdown passes in the first half, the most for a Carolina quarterback since 2015.Dalton's 31-yard TD pass to WR Adam Thielen was his fifth completion for 20-plus yards in the first half. During the Panthers' first two games of the season, Young had two completions for 20-plus yardsIt amplifies how badly the 2023 No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young played and justifies his benching The pieces were there. Young just wasn't ready enough to take advantage of them.
>>144661309The universe would collapse in on itself right after the snap.
>>144661381>you literally titled the picture "kwab">picture is titled "1727277042494.jpg"Kwab
>>1446614105'8" 175 pounds.
>>144661420That’s ominously close to my measurements (I’m 5’9 173) and I don’t work out much or get paid millions of dollars to be a professional athlete.Grim.
>>144661411Very helpful for them to put it in Friends terms for a femoid like me
>>144661443I don't know how short guys can put on so much weight. I'm 6'1 and hardstuck below 140 pounds despite looking ripped as a horse. When I've tried to bulk in the past just getting to around 145 was a chore
>>144661443I could heem Bryce Young sleepy, but I'd feel bad because he's smol :(
>>144661248They should have got Dalton >>144661273That would be a good back up
>>144661481Elite throw
>>144661469>I'm 6'1 and hardstuck below 140 poundsThat's just weird.
my advertisers undefeated!
>>144661488I might be a Silvan elf
>That one autistic guy stopped tracking black QB startsdamn, my highest quality shitpost is gone. I'm not putting actual effort into that.
>>144661469Are you a Cowboys, Eagles, 49ers or Raiders fan?
>>144661379I don't understand his contract at all. At his best, he is a replacement level QB. He has to be blackmailing someone.
Why does Belichick love Matt Patricia so much?
>>144661506No, Bills
>>144661469only unusual if you’re older than like 26. i have a buddy who only eats candy and he’s completely shredded. that changes though the metabolism slows down
Say Mutt again. Say Mutt one more goddamn time.
>>144661469Bad diet and sedentary lifestyle. I thought 173 was normal for my height. It isn’t? Good to know, I’m gonna hit the gym and eat even less than the ~600 calories per day I already consume. Thanks for the wake up call bro.
>>144661494>tuning in for 11 minutes of action
>>144661517Well that probably rules out AIDS
I like how the negative banter in this general usually revolves around the 9ers, Chiefs, Eagles, or Cowgirls. And then the occasional butthurt Vikings fan trashing the lions. I made a good team choice at the age of 8 pulling for the Steelers.
>>144661379more laughs than snl will get all season
>>144661119titansbros this is our chancelevis just needs to not make the most retarded decisions ever and we got a chance...we ain't got a chance
>>144661540the steelers are a great team for someone who can't count over the number 20
>>144661494Average viewership would probably be over 20 million if not for the Panthers
>>144661562Furiously seething this early in the week?
>>144661540Chiefs fans rarely get to banter here, it's more like playing zombies in COD. There are schizos who are actually unironically mindbroken that spend immense amount of times trying to make the general revolve around the league being rigged for the Chiefs. These aren't people to bantz with. It's just the product of being a dynasty. When the Steelers have their dynasty soon you'll understand
>>144661540it’s just who has been relevant the last few years
Rasm
>QB scramble>elite throw
I think we should ban 2 high safety looks. Nobody wants to see checkdown charlies
>>144661584people find the high horse smug act grating
4 lamar jacksons in the backfield all at once
>>144661499I'm 5'11" 175 to 180 and I feel great. I would never want to be less than 170 I'd feel sickly. I'm really active so in the summer I drop towards 175 and in the winter I go towards 180.
>>144661530You just know a woman came up with that "stat"
>>144661613I guess it's just different body types. Sean O'Malley is taller than Conor McGregor but has a way lighter frame so fights several weight classes below
>>144661599>we should ban more defensive strategies Oh look, a retard!
Built for BTB
>>144661613> I'd feel sicklyyou’d know
>>144661625That's more action than I'd give a woman before rolling off of her and going to sleep
>>144661469what up slenderman
>>144661633Plenty of offensive and defensive strategies have been banned over the years. Hell, they JUST banned speed motions last offseason
>>144661635This Dylan Raiola cosplayer sucks
>>144661635If that shit got intercepted everyone would ask why he pulled such a retarded stunt.
not feeling good about the kangz this weekend :(
>>144661577Why does this happen every season?How does Tomlin keep getting away with sending shit teams to the playoffs almost every fucking year?
>>144661675Because Mike Tomlin is fucking elite. Just accept it.
>>144661675He's the best coach in the league. Give him literally any roster in the league right now and he will still not have a losing season
>>144661669>If it didn't work it wouldn't be good!
>>144661670It doesn't rain this week so kangz will be fine.KOC is 2-0 against green gay when he has his starting QB on a non slip and slide field.
>>144661644that's more action than id give a woman period because im gay. i prefer the company of men. sometimes i will hurry up and finish having sex with men if my lions are playing, i cant stand to miss my jared gosling even if it means missing out on getting my prostate punched
>>144661577oh calm down>watching steelers highlights (troy plays/ints)>read comments>"why you guys always at 10 points in every clip">steelers fans replies at the acceptance stageim excited for them this year, that all field goals game v atl is both worrying for the offense while also encouraging that a coach will actually take points this seasonfields seems rejuvenated while also staying inside the box enough to keep the offense chugging without the boneheaded turnovers (see willis v levis wk 3)
>>144661546Levis needs to put up his sister as a carrot for whoever makes a game winning play
>>144661669>flag>"holding, defense">[shifts uncomfortably without saying a jersey #]>"automatic first down"
>>144660893Bongs play the wrong football. Come get me bobbies
>>144661584Every Chiefs win comes with an asterisk due to ref interference at crucial moments
>>144661710well i guess he's not fucking his sister any time soon
>>144661733cope
>>144661176>leaves out the SomaliansYeah I’ll pass
Mahomes overrated
>>144660893American website, American freedom, the king is a faggot
How much is he worth a year?
>>144661753Darnold is way lower than he should be, good bet since I'd say he should probably be +500 at the pace he's on
>>144661772Lmao
>>144661540>I made a good team choice at the age of 8 pulling for the Steelers.are you me?
>>144661753>Lamar number 4>Lamar even top 10My sides.
>The Chiefs will collapse like last year's EaglesScreenshot this
If the Vikings go undefeated this year, does that make Sam Darnold an instant Hall of Famer?
>>144661793Why would you compare Andy Reid to that retard in Philly?
On to Chicago
>>144661765bout tree fiddy
>>144661793Anon we screenshot it every year and then never hear from you again
>>144661801>that retard in Philly?That literally could mean ANYBODY in the city
>>144661781Name 1 other QB with 8+ passing TDsHe's also got a 117 passer rating against two solid defenses. If everyone's performance now continued stretched to the end of the season besides Dalton (since 1 game is a pretty poor sample size), Allen would win mvp and Darnold would be runner up.
why doesn't haason reddick just... play football?
>>144661512He won a playoff game in New York. That's all it takes.
>>144661785Lameme is the default MVP if nobody else steps up
>>144661839>FUCK throwing the ball
>>144661827>on pace forLmao
>>144661802Can't best the zest.
>>144661594>qb scramble for 8 seconds on a three man rush>pump fakes twice>launches a 50 yarder that’s underthrown and intercepted
>>144661832socioeconomic reasons
lost my last 6 bets on the nflbut this week im riding with Dakk Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys
>>144661273>build an entire offense around timing and motion messing with coverage and throwing the ball before receivers make their route breaks>all the bells and whistles break when the only conductor with any meaningful reps with them goes downA lot of the NFL systems are built on what their players can provide. If Miami's whole offensive system falls apart because the timing component can't be replaced by the backup QB, it's a fucking fugazi offense.
Remember when the chorgers tried to LARP as a smashmouth football team until they played a real one?
>>144661865It's been a chaotic first few weeks
>>144661865i was told lions moneyline was a lock did you forget?
>>144661848Correct, that's why I said it's a good bet and probably +500, rather than +3000.Allen will likely fall, Mahomes and Lameme will likely rise, but Darnold has done well against good defenses so far this season and he has a lot of bad defenses down the stretch (rams, titans, colts, jags)
Kek someone posted the scoreboard of the rams niners game on my AMP professor’s door who is a niners fan
>>144661606MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING
>>144661078nice one
>>144661872it was a parlay with the mother fucking Bengals
>his qb can’t rip off big gains
>>144661895bungles are a bunch of losers, 0-3 rn and 0-3 in owls KWABs
>>144660988As much as we like to shit on the bungles, going 0-3 against not only the pats but also the commies is pretty surprising. They’re practically eliminated from playoff contention
>>144661882Darnold is definitely in the mix anon dw. Comeback player of the year seems more likely tho
>>144661895kek brutal
>>144661903Surely, their 4th place schedule will save them!
>>144661906Oh 100%.If I was a betting man I'd put like $500 on darnold and Dalton for CPOTY since I don't think there's any other real contenders for it this year
>>144661644I love pleasuring women even more than receiving it myself. My boss can attest to this because I eat her out from under her desk.
>>144661931Justin Fields certainly has a case.
>>144661895Parlays are how these sportsbooks get their money, aren't they?
>>144661903>They’re practically eliminated from playoff contentionThe Bengals will soon remember how to play football and go on an 8 game winning streak that puts them right back in contention for the division.
>>144661273Tua can both be not worth his contract and significantly better than his backups
>>144661980tua is lucky he got heemed in the bills game because it made everyone forget how terrible he was playing before it happened
>>144661943You sound like a queer.
>>144661967>what we heard 2 weeks ago>theyll beat the eagles, chargers, and ravens twiceSure they will
>>144660811My Lions will blow out your Bills
>>144661967Dude... Dude...Cat teams are getting eaten up this year by Haitians. I called it last week.
>>144662005It gets me off. Nothing better than making a woman drown in a sea of ecstasy.
>>144662024>anyway
>>144662010>>theyll beat the eagles, chargers, and ravens twiceHonestly would not surprise me. Joe Sheisty is an odd dude.
>>144662055He is a Diddy QB after all
>>144662033numbers don't lie so this checks out
>Brock Purdy - 7th round>Juan Jennings - 7th round>George Kittle - 5th round>Dre Greenlaw - 5th round>Fred Warner - 3rd round>Deebo Samuel - 2nd roundHow do they do it?
>>144661903its not that surprising if you paid attention last season and during the offseason, which of course nobody does to the bengals
She’s been to the Diddy parties
>>144662100Lose owls? Ask trannyhan
>>144662114I never got invited to Diddy parties
halloween is coming up. what are the meta costumes?
>>144662043Fucking gross dude, shut up.
>>144662114She already got gangbanged by Ye and his crew.
>>144662142You're gay as fuck
travis kelce’s coke addiction is a problem
>>144662114Satanic symbolism
>>144662100Regular GMs just take what any analyst would take. Obvious picks. The best GMs scout deeply, know what to look for and trust their own instincts
>>144662151You're the one eating pussy and fucking for the emotional experience or whatever like a retarded faggot.
Malik Nabers is going to give Trevon "I heart being pegged" Diggs his absolute favorite thing in the world
>>144661955yeah but im also noticing playing at home field is not that important in the NFLat least not like other sports
>>144662141I’m thinking about dressing up like a woman, except I’m not going to stop after Halloween. Then I’m going to sign up for Women’s college swimming and shatter all of the records.
>>144662174You have never truly felt pleasure, you have never truly experienced a woman's body. You might as well just buy a high tech pocket pussy.
>>144662182this dude doesn't have to burn a precious 2nd half time out because his offense can't hear shit
>>144662100Teams have these things called scouting departments, some are better than others
>>144661753>Dak
>>144662190I bet you stick things up your ass and write poetry, not necessarily in that order.
>>144662186anyways, go eagles!
>>144662209We don't project our hobbies onto other people here.
>>144661669it's more like if they had refs the whole o line would be flagged
>>144662200Chiefs and steelers the only intimidating stadiums ive noticed so far
Raiders fans booing their offenseAnd in Las Vegas' home opener, no less. If this wasn't an early-season wake-up call, you'd hate to see what that might actually look like.Next game: vs. Browns (Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET)
>>144662182NFL is just random. I would never bet on spreads or ML personally. CFB is better in just about every way for betting
>>144662229ford field was a mad house against former lions qb staffordthey booed his kids, man
I'm a Chiefs fan
>>144662248>detoiletThey just mad cause his kids white, have a daddy, don't live off foodstamp and never got taken by the state
>>144662266>They should be raising white childrenYou had me until this part. Nobody wants this.
>>144662174>>144662190You're both gay and virgins.
>all this bitching about cover 2 shutting everyone down>this is still a primarily cover3 + quarters leaguewhy does mel kiper still have a job?
>>144662209much like russell wilson, if it brings him success then it excuses his antics
>>144662266thank you, very cool Muhammad!
>>144662141Just 36 days away!
>>144662239>browns vs raiders Who would want to watch that?
>>144662266>t.terminally online permavirgin
>>144662266Vikings fan btw, forgot to mention
>>144662296what tipped you off sherlock?
>>144662296But enough about me
>>144662266>t. incel
>>144662286the browns are pretty depressing to watch that man Deshaun Watson is terrible
>>144662266Well said
>>144662176I genuinely don't understand giantfags.You spend a week saying how shit Daniel Jones is, then another week saying how shit he is, but that this time, you need to blow up the entire franchise, cut/trade him if you can and burn it all down, then you turn around and post memes of how he's going to crush the other team after one mediocre winAt least Igglesfags are consistent in their anger at Sirianni, and Cowfags against Jerruhwhy can't Giantfags commit? just declare, is he good or not? this week, he's good- will you change your minds in a week?
>>144662268Then you're the straightest guy on the board behind me
>>144662318>behind mesounds pretty zesty
>>144662141for me, it's meth oompa lumpa
>>144662279but it's impossible to find the triangles on the outside, draw the middle defender up or down the field, create a gap between the high safeties, have a short checkdown up front instead of the flatsIT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>>144661073Based
>>144662141Me and my cousin are going to dress like escaped slaves and have our black friend with a dog chase us around and call us the n word. I don't know what we're going to do for Halloween yet though.
IF THE NOISE PERSISTS, THE DEFENSE WILL BE CHARGED WITH A TIMEOUT.
>>144662358i don’t mind crowd noise so much but stadium noise is cancer
>>144662316>Giants fans are all one person
>>144661931chubb
>>144662326All the zest in the Midwest is currently being absorbed by that nail painting bitch in Chicago
the brownies are so depressing even the Russian anons given up
>>144662381He got drafted
How do you like this season's story so far? Amused? Good.
>>144660988Visited my cousin in Vegas last weekend and went to the game. It was amazing to see 60k insufferable raiders fans get BTFO by the worst team
>>144662266Sorry to hear that
>>144661144Seattle always beats the Lions. It's tradition. I'm not hopeful.
NOW... as for the CHARGERS
>>144662409no f way the seahawks go 4-0
I thought bud light was dead
>>144662410sounds like they’re going to sit a couple of high end questionables shouldn’t be much of a game
Chiefs and Bills are the only real contenders this year which means the AFCCG is the defacto Owl assuming the Bills don’t shit the bed somehow. Vikings aren’t winning an Owl with Darnold, Saints are frauds and aren’t winning an Owl with Carr, Steelers are the most fraudulent 3-0 team by a wide margin, Jets could be good but still getting it together, Seahawks kek no, 9ers imploding, Bengals exposed, Ravens exposed, and Lions similarly vulnerable.KC 3peat is inevitable it seems.
.....I don't think the Chief s wial sdnda 3 peat that hasn't nbbeen as ddone dbefo0ee
>>14466241090s cartoons really had something going in terms of fine women. Shame American animators let the Japanese do circles around them because the lewd pinups animators of that era did are some good shit.
>>144662434not reading
Will the Browns' offensive line injuries sink the offense? A Browns offensive line that had no continuity during training camp reached crisis mode against the Giants. On Sunday, Cleveland lost three linemen -- Wyatt Teller, James Hudson III and Jedrick Wills Jr. -- to injuries, forcing a mass shuffling along the line midgameThey will have to figure out the offensive line situation immediately, and many are wondering what the answer might beOffensive Line: F
>>144662434you forgot the Eagles
>>144662456Deshaun Watson makes anyone else’s failures irrelevant because he has doomed the franchise as a whole. I honestly just feel bad for Browns fans at this point.
>>144662435Most literate Chiefs doubter
>>144662371U jelly of the MZP?
>>144662471Why, they're to blame. No standards.
>>144662471Browns fans had Baker Mayfield and treated him like garbage. Won them their first playoff game since 1994 just three years after the franchise went 0-16 and they immediately turned on him the next season because "Joe Burrow can take his team to a Super Bowl. Why can't YOU?"I have zero sympathy.
>>144662434Saying the 3peat is inevitable is one thing. The Chiefs have proven year over year that their seasons only end at the championship football level. Saying the Bills and Chiefs are the only real contenders is another. 3 games have been played. Teams like the Rams and 49ers are going to look much different at the end of the year when (if) they’re healthy. Teams like the Vikings and Packers could be proven to be good or proven to be elite. There hasn’t been enough football.
>>144662405Hello fellow /xivg/ger
>>144662491That was the owner more than the fans. Baker got a raw deal though. Glad to see he’s getting a redemption arc
>>144662499sorry i just hey nervous that it won’t happen so i start bloviating
DANIEL JONES JUST BEAT ANOTHER SHIT TEAM TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK HES ELITE AGAIN!
>>144662499I'm still saying Chiefs Packers super bowl and it should be a close game
>>144662266Whitoids dying and selling their women lol
>>144662507This attitude is why they're so pathetic. >Yes Mr. Haslam can I please have another?
>>144662456>Will the Browns' offensive line injuries sink the offense?LMFAO!
>>144660811wow
>>144662546>cj stroud almost completely a wash
>>144662491Baker was ass on the Browns Ass on the PanthersAss on the RamsBut hey glad your happy he's the QB for the Bucs LOL
>>144662499I’m using the eyeball test for a lot of this but you have some points. Vikings look like they have the highest floor and I’d say they’re easily a playoff team. Will they make it all the way? I doubt it. 9ers have proven they can’t beat KC in the Owl. Rams are overhyped every year and McGay is so fucking overrated. I’m hyper skeptical of even a healthy Rams team making it through the NFC playoff bracket. A big issue I see for the NFC is three of their five best teams are all in the same division. Between the Lions, Vikings, and Packers one of them gets knocked out and one gets a wild card spot. I’d say the Packers are the least likely at this point to go.
>>144662371Does he die from gay nigger AIDS or get cut by Chicago first?
>>144662553>rookie QB under a shanahan OC gets exposed in his second year when the OC doesn't know how to evolvehow surprising
>>144662562Shame about modern women. My mom looked like she was tearing up when Big Ben played his last game and she's not even a Steelers fan.
>>144662589It was probably tears from seeing her rapist on tv, a feeling shared by many women over the years
>>144662499Nah it's over for the Whiners
>>144662562Has someone told her it’s not the 1980s anymore? You don’t have to catch glimpses of celebrities only on TV and magazines anymore. She could have spent the entire game watching Taylor Swift videos on her phone.
>>144662519>and it should be a close gameYou can definitely count on the reffies to keep the game close before carrying Pat to a threepeat.Unironically, the Owl has reliably become the worst game of the season.
What are the chances Anthony Richardson turns it around?
>>144662605I want to rape her
>>144662607SF and LA will be in contention so long as they have elite QBs, but the league doesn't base seasons around them, so the conference championship is basically the end of their season if they make it that far
Yup that's a kangz win
>>144662636>Brock "Hall of Fame Weapons" Purdy>elite QBLMAO
>>144662633
>They think the dynasty ends when Mahomes retires
>*record scratch*
>>144662655The only back to back "dynasty" ever was the montana -> young "dynasty", and I'd hardly call it one since it was just 1 additional superbowl win
>>144662653She’d look really cute in an OJ jersey.
>>144662674>This is Caleb's fault btw
Lifelong fan of 6 years or something
>>144662653>bunpeemedOk
>>144662680We're gonna do it
>>144662701wrong i took a year off to support tom brady
ANYWAY &>#
>>144661753What are Saquon's odds? Seems worth a bet if they're lower than the ones listed there.
>>144662703Or Bills for short
>>144662699It is. He should’ve had the balls to change the playcall at the line of scrimmage. He’s not a leader.
>>144662705Nah you'll be the new cowboys post Mahomes, and be like skip pretending every year is totally the year the dynasty will begin
>>144662726Non-QBs don't win anymore
>>144662714based
>>144661832He's attempting to use leverage to get a larger contract, to get paid what he's worth.Anon, why aren't you working a minimum wage job right now? Probably next you can make more money doing something else. Same for him, he doesn't want to waste his health and effort working for less than he thinks he can get.
>>144662753He's losing millions though
>>144662176Trevon Diggs remains the most overrated defender in the league (only somewhat ahead of his teammate Micah Parsons).
realistically, can the bills win the superbowl if they stay healthy?
>>144662740Veach was the one hammering the table for Mahomes and he'll still be GM once Mahomes retires + whatever coach we bring in after Andy, like a Tomlin. Veach will nail his replacement, have him sit behind Mahomes, continue to keep good rosters around him and a great coach (whoever it may be). I can see it clearly
>>144662765Yes
>>144662765No. At the end of the day they're still the Bills
>>144662765All you need is an elite QB so yes, they always have a chance
>>144662759to gain billions
>>144662759If holding out gets him a bigger raise than he's lost in fines it's worth it. And he'll probably be willing to hold out longer because of muh sunk cost fallacy.
>>144662789got your goat didn’t he?
>>144662765Depends on which WR they pick up at the trade deadline.
>>144662799the red sox and cubs both "broke the curse"i understand its a different sport but still. if eli manning can do it twice, josh allen can do it once and make shitty western new york a slightly better place to be.
bearsies!
>>144662841There will be a year the Chiefs don't win, because obviously. And whenever it happens, whether it's this season or another, there is nobody more likely to get a ring than Josh Allen. The NFC is just there to participate and Allen is the clear second best QB in the league. As soon as the Chiefs give him daylight, he'll soar. I don't know why I said it like that but yeah
>>144662772No GM has ever hit back to back HOF QBs m8Veach can't even find a good tackle
>>144662863i agree, the way you said it was pretty gay but i get what youre saying
>>144662870Well find Arron Rodgers except not a fag and not as shitty
>>144662870Veach didn't technically draft him so what now. He wasn't GM yet
>>144662863>As soon as the Chiefs give him daylight, he'll soar.queefs really do own that knockoff Chris Pratt lmao
Hmmmm
>>144662841>boreball
>>144662903its boring if you dont have a team to root for or if the stakes are exceptionally low
>>144662894down right peculiar...
>>144662894Damn, queens got some potential studs
>>144662924Ok, pop pop. Now tell me about what it was like when the Cowboys were relevant
>>144662894The Vikings should probably change their logo to be more inclusive. A little awkward these days to have your mascot be literally just a white male. Especially with the way neo-Nazis famously idolize Viking culture. It could be a simple Viking helmet instead, for instance
>>144662894OHHH LLLAAAAAAAAAAWWWDD DEM KAAANGGZZDEEM KANGZ UH POWER!!
>>144662100Maybe I’m biased as a Tennessee fan, but Jauan Jennings fell too much in the draft. He had a great college career and maybe tennessees biggest catch ever… Actually looking up stats I can’t believe he didn’t have a 1000 yard season in college. So Nevermind
>>144662894Hmmmm
>>144662978NahThe kang is an iconic logo and it's why it's one of the few that have basically never changed (besides a few extra details to the hair and such)
>>144662978Pick your battles. First the chiefs need to be addressed. Then we can talk about the Vikings and bears.
>>144663015The Bears???
>>144662978They should give him dreads and darken his skin tone a couple of shades.
>>144663023A team named after a gay subculture should more accuratly reflect it.
>>144662994>yards allowed Meme statTDs allowed is what matters. Teams care less and less about stopping the run and little line of scrimmage check downs because ultimately all it takes is one sack or penalty to put that style of offense to a screeching halt.
>>144662978>It could be a simple Viking helmet instead, for instanceOr perhaps just swapping the white Viking for an African American? It’s important to celebrate and recognize Vikings of all colors. Not to mention, the science says there is reason to believe some of the very first Vikings were black.
>>144663030But they get fucked in the ass every week anon
>>144662978How about a nice simple M for Minnesota?
>>144663042So then they should be renamed the twinks?
>>144663042giwtwm
Feels so good laying here naked with this fan blowing cool air on me and Mahomes and Kelce licking each of my balls lovingly. Next I'll have them kick my butthole clean, then each other's before they suck each other off
>>144663065Bears aren't only tops. Common misconception
>>144663074Jesus christ andy, save some for the refs.
loving the thread bros..go saints
Nabers is the first player in NFL history with 20 receptions and three receiving TDs in his first three games in NFL history, per ESPN Research. It speaks for itself. Nabers finished with eight catches for 78 yards and two touchdowns in the win
>>144663074fans dont blow cool air, they blow ambient air
reddit is now cancelling Diggs, so I am now a Diggs fan
Speaking of the saints, maybe it's time to separate religious imagery from the sport. Perhaps call them the crawfish
>>144663124them cowboyz will lock him up
>>144663139This is why Taylor Swift is so shit for the sport, these women need to be beaten
>>144663124He's mid. I haven't watched him play btw just going by his name.
>>144663074YAAASSSSSSS!
>>144663124Nabers and BTJ will ultimately be better than MHJ
>>144663165Me when I post on /nfl/
>>144663139We should start a pay website where all the NFL players looking for action can post their hard cocks for girls to pick out their favorites to message and tell them all the slutty things they want to do with them
>>144663124Boomer Esiason called him the N word last week. 5:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCqPHcBFo0w
Biggest surprise?
>>144663074Is this what Raider fans daydream about?
two decades with consistently the worst qb in the division will this pain ever end?
>>144663190No Slater.
>>144663173Fuck off, Jerry.
>>144663200You will never watch Tim Boyle play a fucking game as a QB and have your fans believe he can win you a game.
>>144663173Brett should pitch this and if they turn it down he can blame the idea on the Parkinson's
>>144663200Jaden Daniels looks ELITE
>>144663200Yes it will. Caleb is going to be great. Just give it time.
>>144663200Won't be the case next year, JJ is trash
>>144663251Lol, KOC fixed Sam Darnold and you don't think he can make Burrow with better traits and a stronger work ethic elite?Cute
So were the chargers just over rated frauds then now that that looked awful?
what if Sam Darnold is the next tom bradley
>>144663259>KOC fixed Sam Darnoldpump the brakes for a god damn moment. >>144663265They faced the Raiders and Panthers. They're meh. Don't put much stock but the Steelers just look to be the best defense this season bar none.
>>144663272are you a muslim?
>>144663200You guys just need to get rid of waldron. As a hawks fan i understand the misery you're witnessing.
>>144663265>beat shitters like the panthers and raiders>play a decent team>get exposed
>>144663259Mccarthy managed to look medicore on a stacked Michigan team and was taken as late as he was because everyone was saying don't waste the pick, he was a product of his team. Don't know why you think we should more hype about him than Burrow who was the greatest college QB of all time
>>144662100It's a testament to coaching. A good coaching staff can articulate what the weaknesses in the current team are. A good GM can identify what available players do best and present their fit into their scheme. The coach then needs to execute their vision for the player with the tools available.
>>144663241kyle orton is his ceiling
>[Palmer] Lamar Jackson on the upcoming "heavy weight fight" against Josh Allen: "Bussin big trussin, ya hear me? Snipple snap cracker jack, no lie." Wow. Phenomenal show of spunk from the reigning league MVP.
>The Seahawks hosted 42-year-old free agent tackle Jason Peters on a visit Tuesday, according to ESPN’s Field Yates.Alright
>>144663349It's like a Haitian. He can tell which cats are weak and slow versus the fast and quick of mind cats. Without that keen attention to detail Hed be chasing kittles and mittens around all day instead of having kitties baby back baby back babt back ribs
>>144663318Mccarthy had extremely good advanced metrics at Michigan despite their poor pass protection and receiver room. The only things he needed work on were 1. Deep ball (often threw bullet passes even deep, not something you Ideally want in the nfl.) which by the end of training camp looked like he completely fixed 2. Touch, especially to the left hash, which again, looked like he had fixed by the end of camp And3. His footwork, which looked massively improved but still has room for improvement.Besides that he just needed to go through his reads a bit more quickly but he's shown much improvement there>Burrow who was the greatest college QB of all timeLol, you have no idea what yours talking about if you think this. Kyler, Lawrence, Gayleb, are all better. Andrew Luck was probably the greatest college QB of all time, either him or Leaf. Burrow was nfl ready and a very disciplined QB, Herbert was a better prospect than him but had the same questions as Mccarthy where there just wasn't enough tape to feel comfortable taking him high, one of the factors that lead Tua to be picked before him.>taken as late as he wasYea as late as Mahomes lol
>>144663383Nah that's yours
I really like the broncos and getting assfucked.
>>144663265Injuries and bad interior oline play
>>144663407Hmm if you say so, I don't follow cfb just going off what I heard around draft time. He doesn't have an encouraging name or physiognomy however.
>>144663318Washington had Mccarthy 2nd on their board, before Caleb or Maye
Trump is gonna win
>>144663385lucas is never coming back damnit
>>144663464A trip to the morgue
go BEARS!
He’s going to feast on those dead Chargies
>>144663265>overrated fraudsstill the favorite to win the owl actually
check this one out
>>144663482You're welcome.
Chicago lost to AR15 lol
>>144663447You probably heard that LSU was the best college football team ever, which it was. There was lots of talk about how much Burrow was carried by his team. Ultimately that talk lead to Jefferson falling so far in the draft, because scouts incorrectly speculated he was a burrow baby / just a WR2>name and physiology Most elite QBs have their first or last name starting with a J. He also looks like a young Steve Young with the chiseled square jaw.
Jom Jrady
Michael Penis Jr.
Jerry Jradshaw
>>144663506>Chicago lost
Jeyton Janning
Mike McCarthy is too fat to be a QB
>>144663293He’s not a Muslim. It isn’t true. He’s a good man - a family man.
Jimichael Benis Jr. :DDDD
how can i cope if im too busy seething?
>>144663553missing a frame
HERE'S A LIL SOMTHING FOR YOU!
tree and egg
>>144663573HOLY FUCK DELET ETHAT
>>144663034I'd like to see the answer on what's more predictive of future wins, yards allowed or points allowed. Points seems more volatile to me with a small sample size, I'd guess yards allowed was more predictive.
>>144663526>>144663521>>144663534>some current QBsJosh Allen Justin Herbert Patrick Mahomes JrLamar Jackson Joe Montana CJ Stroud Jayden Daniels Jalen Hurts Joe BurrowThe J is elite
YAYYY!!! my bearsies!
Geno Smith may not be elite but I love watching him sling the ball down the field
>>144663524and there it is
>>144663476stop posting this rancid cringe merchant
burrs fan here!
Jrew Jrees
>>144663594tua btfo
>>144663598That ball landed perfectly in his hands
>>144663594he has junior on his birth certificate? kek
>>144663594>not listing Johnny Football
idiot
>>144663593Redzone defense is probably the single best indicator of defensive success. Teams will inevitably get into the redzone, and in the modern NFL more than half the time they'll go for it on 4th down. Holding them to 0 points there means those 60-70 yards are even less meaningful than a 30-40 yard drive resulting in a field goal
>>144663594Jatrick Jahomes isn't a Jr.
>>144663646II means jr. it's just a driver's license preference
>>144663641What about holding them to 7? Is that good too?
>>144663407>Mccarthy had extremely good advanced metricsI don't think this is true.Anyway, he can't throw to the outside, sucks beyond his first read, sucks outside of the pocket, and can't hit tight windows, among other issues. He's a game-manager system babby at best.
asshole
>>144663594>Justin Herbert>eliteayo how many playoff wins does bustin have?
>chicongo
>>144663676Lol everything you just said is blatantly false. He did have trouble throwing to the outside (specifically the left) but that's what he worked on all summer, and began to get really good at it.Anyway we'll see next year, I think I'm going to be proven right that coaching and work ethic are the two most important indicators leading to an elite QB, and JJ has the work ethic and the head coach to lead him to success
>>144663661Jr. is typically used when the father and son have the same name. II is typically used when the son is named after someone other than the father. Jatrick Jahomes would TYPICALLY be a Jr. but he has never been a Jr., choosing to use II. He's not a Jr.
>>144663699>gaysconsinkek!!!!! eke eke!!!!!! green gay kek.gaysconsin kek
>>144663676Dis you even read the image you posted?It literally says he's good at throwing into tight windows lol
Lol oh no lol>Gaysconsin
>green gayoohhh dearie!!!>gaysconsinoh my!>GAYGERS!!!this cant be happening!!!
>>144663598
>>144663758>>144663725Ignore himHe's an asshurt Broncos fan that has been posting those meme charts for months He's especially frazzled that he's now stuck with Bo Dix lol
>gaysconsin>green gay
hahahahaha oh dearie oh no nonono
>gaysconsinheepie jeepies!!
green gay gaysconsin kek
we've clearly regressed. don't be surprised when we get blown out in the division round
>gaysconsinkek I couldn't even fathom being a part of that shitty state!!!!
I'm 6'7 365 lbs. out of shape, not as strong as I was in college, but played ot at a d6 highschool in ohio. who needs a backup ot off the street? send them my 4chin resume.
kek niners choked so hard they uploaded the full game free 4khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jxjaPm64Lk
heebie jeebies!
>>144663318>>144663407Both wrong. Cam was the greatest college qb of all time. Carried a bunch of bums on his back and won the natty/heisman. Everyone else had a loaded team.
>Wisconsin plays USC this Saturday Kek
AHEM>gaysconsin kek
>>144663074FAP FAP FAP FAP
I joke about McCarthy but he will probably be a good player because KOC is his head coach.
4 me it's Lamarvelous.
>>144663853Your team’s city is full of black people. Green Bay isn’t.
>>144663875Lol you guys are something
Lamar Ackson
>>144663921Gaysconsin detected, kek!
>>144663124He's good, but he's not Olave-level of good.
>>144663937Allen Lazard is good again with a real QB.wild
>gaysconsinohhh noooooooo
>>144663937this is a mike evans chart
>your team>your kpop waifuill start, its the cowboys and nancy from momoland
>gaysconsin...>gaysconsin...>gaysconsin......gaysconsin...
>>144663937God damn Nailor is good after the catch.I'm excited to see him when he's back to being WR3 and taking on slow bums, hopefully this week.
>>144663973New Orlean SaintsJung Kook from BTS :3
>>144663911>Lamarunning Backson
Jay Cutler
>green>gay
Based Packies makin’ ‘em seethe!
>>144663937>Van Jeffersonsucks
>>144664068mother of god....
Fuck off, ERG.
>>144664141>ERGwho or what is ERG?
>>144663937Love me sum Olave
>>144664205What’s the difference between this Darnold stretch and the Dobbs one last season?
>>144664205Saints and Vikings are the two teams most suited to swap colors
>>144664234new(in a few)
>>144664043Clutchler
>>144664205Hate me some Byron Murphy Jr
>>144663903Oh we posting this weeks cuties?
>>144664241Darnold is actually passing the ball well and not throwing shitty toss up hospital balls after running around lime a retard for 10 minutesSaints totally shut darnold down in the second half of this game by making a slight adjustment and he never played "good" again
It's ball licking time
>>144664286oh
>>144664249Nah, Kangz chose purple because of the royalty connectionVikings was always a play on words, hence the "Kings of the North" phrase etc
>>144661157>The US Sun, some clickbait ragIt's true, their article about me a few months ago was absolute trash
>>144664286Meant saints shut dobbs downAnyway, Dobbs got away with a lot of stupid shit (and was the reason behind a lot of points for the falcons the week before), but the second teams put a QB spy on him it was over because he just wasn't a good passer Darnold has gotten away with a couple iffy passes, but otherwise he's been playing very well
>>144664234>>144664234>>144664234
Of all teams in the last 20 years to draft a QB in the top 5 of the first round, how many have won a super bowl with that qb?
>>144663758His numbers for tight windows are worse than the other QBs in his class
>>144663511> LSU was the best college football team ever, which it was95 Nebraska is better and arguably 2001 Miami
