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>>144662658
/mug/ status?
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>>144662670
brewing
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>>144662670
I'd hold off on that for the time being
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>>144662672
squad looking healthy. Still 2 keepers on the bench though which will annoy some reporters
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>>144662658
will the winner play against Twente One?
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>>144662795
Best shitpost of the day
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Can we make a preemptive mug general as they're not in UCL so it's loselose?
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United Chads we meet again
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COTE!!!
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Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
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>>144662795
>>144662832
obvious samefag
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>>144663519
Good luck /mug/bro
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why is /mug/ so similar to /mlp/? is it because Mancunians are all ponyfuckers?
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>>144662658
>>144662670
There is no way... right?
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Will ETH let his hometown team win?
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decent stream?
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>>144663671
S-sure!
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>MUG
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>>144663640
>mancunians in /mug/
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damn, streams are cancer tonight
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>>144663686
Is he a Twente fan?
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>>144663726
Are you?
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>>144663718
you've been rumbled, ponyfucker
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>Twente Match
>Starts at 20
Also do Euros really say Twenty-o-clock or Twenty-three thirty or is it just something made up by the internet to troll Americans?
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Netherland and Belgium are fake states created to separate France Germany and denmark
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>>144663640
>/mlp/
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>>144662670
we out here blud
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Ugarte looking like shit already
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nice and chilly tonight
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WEW
Almost had a premature e/mug/ulation at the Lammers shot
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Where's my argentine anon best friend at?
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his silence is DEAFENING
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It almost happened
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>>144663784
you don't know football
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>>144663796
>wants to get the government involved in football
>calls other people bullies
what did he mean by this?
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Ugarte more like You gar te be kidding me we signed another piece of shit from psg
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>>144663794
Begging for his 40000 pennies
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>>144663824
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>Zirkzee
Not gonna lie, I don't really rate this nigga.
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is it just me or are the streams absolute cancer for everyone else tonight

>>144663824
pfffffthhahahahah this so much this
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>>144663838
In my countries, nobody knows who he is
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tick tock mancsissies
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>>144663823
if he wants the government to get involved he should step up his donation game
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>>144663838
he's so slow and that's a problem. Bobby was fast and that's what makes a good footballer
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Amad has been so dreadful since starting. Can't pass or keep possession whatsoever. Looks overwhelmed.
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>100k capacity
>Wembley of the North
>2 billion pounds
>includes train station
What do we think United bros?
I like the preliminary design
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>>144663838
heh… my boi jzirks, just needs some more time
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>robert of savage
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>>144663838
hes so fucking fat and slow
lukaku with a decent touch
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>>144663884
can’t imagine that i would have never traveled to old trafford during my lifetime sad :(
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>>144663855
same desu
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>>144663884
completely unfeasible.
1. theres already a train station there
2. they already said if they build a new stadium they wouldnt knock down old trafford
3. big boobs
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>>144663874
maybe he should get the EFL to donate to the National League before he takes up his tiny violin and starts whining
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>>144663909
leaving OT would be a huge mistake desu
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>>144663884
looks like my bussy
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>>144663928
isn't it falling apart?
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wtf why aren't man u in the champions league? surely they are good enough
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>>144663897
he's like Ibra and Lukaku was better for United
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>>144663842
Has anyone got anygood streams? listening to commentary on MUTV like a mug this sounds like a good game
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imagine if this united had prime berbatov
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>>144663952
entire defense was injured all season last season so they finished 8th
only in europa because they won the fa cup
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damn, twente's crowd absolutely owning old trafford
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remembering how long antony started over amad
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>>144663946
itll only cost like 20m to fix it
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>>144663970
berba was so fucking fat and slow
lukaku with a decent touch
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why tf is eriksen still in this team and why is mctominay not
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in two years zirkze will be a better bergkamp regen
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>>144663952
>surely they are good enough
we finished 8th

maybe we could be good enough if a certain bald twat manager could adapt a little
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>>144663988
berkgamp was so fucking fat and slow
lukaku with a decent touch
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>>144663958
everyone just ignores you if you mention a stream, bud. i'm not sure why
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>>144663986
eriksens left foot has more of legacy and quality than the entire life of mctominay
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>>144663985
this but unironically
give me a washed ibra falcao cavani over berba nevermind out great strikers
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>>144663979
amad isn't much better
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>>144663958
crackstreams
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>>144663986
had to sell mctominay to buy ugarte, sadly, he's a good player to have in your squad
eriksen is too old to have any transfer value
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>>144664030
hes better than garnacho by a mile
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>>144664015
mct is a useul sub, eriksens legacy isn't even with utd. they should aim higher than him
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>>144664009
Real men buy the TNT jew apparently. Would be down boozer but couldn't find anyone to go with tonight
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>>144664030
correct, he's a lot better
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what is the score?
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>>144664009
because if you've been on /sp/ for longer than a month you'd know where to get one
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holy shit what a save
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I remember that jewish flag used to share his streams all the time. I even remember the url. I wont use it again now because I support Palestine
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This is when the tides turn
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>>144664112
all i know is that streams are are cancer now since acestreams stopped
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>>144664112
what happened to eventos, bros? it was so fucking reliable last season but it's basically worthless now
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>>144664029
>falcao

i dont remember a single memorable goal of falcaos, on any team.
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big kino save from the haaland hair guy
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is Twente a chud team?
>all Dutch
>all white
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>>144664108
What expression is that?
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>every dutch team in europe ships bags of goals
>until they play man utd
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late 1-0 type of game
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>>144664210
be nice. its a wax model
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>>144664184
its falcaover...
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>>144664210
>le tory face
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>>144664210
>What expression is that?
wearing lingerie your sugar daddy doner bought you and it's riding up your arse crack in new and exciting ways
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>>144664214
united have okay defense and great marking so it makes sense. too bad their offense is filled with pecho frios.
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I never understood why you can't tell it's pouring down raining until they switch to a close camera angle.
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Certified SLOP I hate this bald nigger ten hag
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>>144664246
it seems like there are a lot of things you don't understand.
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absolutely done him
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rashford with the JOGA BONITO
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>>144662658
Zamnnnnn rashy did a flip flap
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>>144664246
>american doesn't understand something extremely obvious
wow no way that never happens
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/mug/bros...
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het is voorbij
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best elastico in the last 5 years desu
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>>144664263
>>144664281
please be patient
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gol
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/mug/bros...
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Seen the last 14 minutes and i think they (united) are playing quite well considering how European teams treat these games so importantly
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>>144663986
>>144663986
>>144663986
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ERIKSEN THE WHITE RACE IS SAVED
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>Slowkzee
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>>144663986
>why tf is eriksen still in this team and why is mctominay not
kwab
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*donates spot on the punditry team*
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>>144663986
Apologise
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based
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what a goal chavy
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so it happened agai…. oh wait we actually scored
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/mug/-bros...
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VAXXED
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insane that a 32 year old with a pacemaker is United’s best player.
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Uhh very problematic that he shot there. Next time walk it in.
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Man Utd are still shit
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oh fuck what a banger
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>>144664324
>we
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>>144663986
Kwab
>>144664015
Based
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>uniteds best attacker is a heart attack survivor from spurs

grim but also wholesome.
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>>144663986
apologise colgate nig
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Comfy night in europe
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>>144664334
>>144664331
seething. feel free to go back to the ghost town liverpool thread kek
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Is United the most popular team on this board? They always get active match threads even when they're completely shit.
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>>144664308
>>144664311
>>144664318
>beating eredivisie shitters is the level utd is aiming for
you reached the top guys

>>144664343
>>144664348
kys
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>>144664351
>turning their back to man utd playing to watch something else

accurate
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>>144664354
hated
adored
never ignored

(yes)
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>>144664354
>even when they're completely shit.
that's why it's fun.
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>>144664352
im an arsenal fan.
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>>144662670
>>144662682
>>144662687
>>144662836
>all foreigners

REMINDER MUGTARDS ARE ALL SALTY FOREIGNERS WHO HATE ENGLAND AND HATE ENGLANDS BIGGEST CLUB
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>>144664354
theyre getting a thread BECAUSE theyre completely shit
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>>144664376
>WHO HATE ENGLAND
who doesn't?
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>>144664373
oh Im sorry sincerest apologies
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>>144664355
>it’s just ”x team” cope

OH NO NO NO
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>>144664387
he says, in english
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Remember when Liverpool beat Man Utd 3-0 just a few weeks ago? That was funny, just saying
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>>144662670
>>144662682
>>144662687
>>144662836
>>144663519
>>144663611
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>>144664398
we're simply people, no speak english
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>>144664396
what's your cope about negative goal difference in the Premier?
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>>144664396
you cucks just want to epic meme
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>>144664376
Bit schizo but overall correct. English fans stopped hating years ago
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>>144663640
What? Shut up retarded ghoul

>>144663713
>>144663718
Kill yourself

>>144663519
See picrel
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>>144664402
>posting this when theyve just scored in a man utd vs unknown dutch team in europa match thread
are you lonely?
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>>144664187
They are named after the region they are from. Pretty much Norf FC vibes there, very rural and I guess more chuddy than the vast majority of Dutch teams.
>All white
There is still a guy named Salaheddine on their lad, but you are mostly right.
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>>144664429
>a collage of an obviously unplaced bet

mongo
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Fuck off subhumans. Fuck off.

Ok im off. Enjoy wallowing in your own shit. Fucking losers.
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>>144664429
>11th in the Premier
>hehe we le /mug/ged you
the new Liverpool with the low standards
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>>144664436
>>144664402
Liverpool are tiny tinpot club now. Their only goal every year is to beat the worst united team in decades.
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>Newcastle - Man City
>Chelsea - Brighton
>Bayern München - Leverkusen
Saturday is going to be great
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>the worst united team in decades.

also the most expensive squad in the world
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>>144664452
Fuck off go wrangle your 60 IQ foreign idiots elsewhere. Idk, the Chelsea or Liverpool thread?
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Ive got a rocking hard on right now

Go Red Redvils!
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>Man Utd 0.35xG - 0.86xG Twente
oh no no no not like this fellow Mancsisses
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did crackstreams take a massive shit?
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>>144662670
No reason to have a /mug/ for a Mickey Mouse cup
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>>144664487
>xG
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I shit in the mouth of this subhuman rodent while he sleeps and he dreams of his delusions.
Retard.
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>>144664451
Kek what a raped bitch
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>>144664474
bayern is going absolutely demolish leverkusen this season, happy for kane's first trophy.
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>>144664487
>xG
does this make you feel better?
are you the same lad who I asked if hes lonely?
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why do /mug/ chuds get so angry when we are winning? it’s like watching United win ruins their day
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>Man Utd thread vs Liverpool thread
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just saw man utd are 11th in the league. why did they not sack ten hag?
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Man Utd, the place careers go to die
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>>144664560
Wait until you see their goal difference
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>>144664558
liverpool thread has 57 posts lmfao
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>>144664560
because they're back, baby. did you not see them destroy Palace 0-0?
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>>144664584
>crying because your team lost
do scousers really?
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just saw man utd are 5th in the europa league. why did they not sack ten hag?
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>>144664626
>just saw man utd are in the europa league. why did they not sack ten hag?
FTFY
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The German lad who is on goal for Twente is a actually a pretty solid goalkeeper. I have like him since he first joined the Eredivisie.
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>tell Mancs their team is shit, they got beat 3-0 by Liverpool, they're 11th in the PL with a negative goal difference
>thread dies
oh well, see you next match day I guess
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>>144664497
>No reason to have a /mug/ for a Mickey Mouse cup
Coincidentally it stopped being a real competiton as soon as Liverpool crashed out in hilarious fashion.

>>144664584
>>144664558
It's partly because of all the /mug/monkeys but at the end of the day, Liverpoo is just tiny, microscopic even.

>>144664529
/mug/tard anti jinx post.
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>>144664674
>bringing up Liverpool for no reason
lmao obsessed
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I'm sensing a Liverpool aimed inferiority complex. How unfortunate
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>>144664487
ArseAnal fans should spend less time looking at statistics and more time winning football matches
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>they actually think a Liverpool fan would be ITT while Liverpool are playing
rent free
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>>144664708
They especially need to spend less time in their eternanal safe space thread
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>>144664661
it was half time, you fucking bellend
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>>144664656
Would you take him over Ramaj?
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>>144664738
>rent free
why would a non liverpool fan post this

answer: they wouldnt
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>>144664693
>t. Scouse rat kvetching at getting called out
Go watch arsewog shag your gf you cretin.


>>144664661
It was half time. We dont all exist on this site 24/7 like you, /mug/freak
>YOURE SHIT YOUR SHIT YOURE SHIT

>*wins league cup*

>BUT YOURE SHIT YOURE SHIT YOURE SHIT LOOK AT THE NUMBERS YOURE SHIT YOURE SHIT
>*produces more kino*
>*dabs on scouse rats*
>*beats man shitty in cup final*

I'm thinking this is just pure /mug/ sissy cope
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>>144664761
>i-it's was HT!
haha obsessed with Liverpool
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gay ass linesman, just call offside already, everybody saw it, it was 2 mts offside
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Mmm yesssss thinking about Liverpool again yesssss
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zirkee's proper shit, isn't he
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>>144664804
Mad how you're so tiny you have to latch on to this thread.
Embarassing
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>>144664820
Yes. And a n'gubu. Can't wait for Rasmus to be back
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>>144664769
you have no idea, buddy

you couldn't possibly comprehend who's behind these supremely crafted troll posts

it would blow your tiny Manc mind
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Liverpool fan obsessed with United comes running into the United match thread while his own team is playing.
Mental that.
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OHHHHHHHHHHH THAT PASS REMINDED ME OF LIVERPOOL OH MY GOD
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anyone else drinking rum?
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Liverpool fan obsessed with other clubs telling everyone else they are obsessed with Liverpool.

What kind of mental illness is this?
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>>144664820
The black Hojlund
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i don't think we can meme our way to a draw, twentybros
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>>144664770
stop talking about Liverpool. this thread is about Man Utd and how mediocre they are
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>>144664875
I'm sure this made more sense in your head mate.
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Hello fellow Scousers how do you do?
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anyone else waiting for the god awful ten hag subs that result in a draw?
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>>144664866
they know they're entering a new banter era and are freaking out
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>>144664877
I'll let you simmer down for a bit and try not to rile you up anymore.

You're clearly very heated abput United playing a football match at the same time as Liverpool.
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>>144662658
Shit teams
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If I type Liverpool will I get upvoted?
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>>144664903
That image speaks volumes. Mad that.
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>>144664875
he's more like the black Bobby Firmino because of the false nine thing. Bobby came to mind because I was reminded of all the games he played in that Liverpool absolutely smashed us
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My co worker wants me to come to her house but I'm afraid i'd cum within 10 seconds and become the butt of the joke in my office...
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>>144664933
BEZLA
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>>144664933
I wouldnt care at least we fucked
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>more talk about Liverpool than United in an actual United thread
just big club things
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>>144664933
have a wank before you go
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>>144664926
The argie twink might give you a quick blowjob.
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>>144664933
>Man Utd
>is a prejaccer
Liverpool fans would never
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>>144664962
I miss my fucking man
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>>144664962
kek
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>>144664933
just communicate with her that you might cum too quick and see what she says
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>Man Utd have now fallen to 6th in the EL table
we're finished, lads
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>>144664875
Yes they play the same position and he is black
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>>144664933
just bring many condoms and fast swap them after each cum
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>>144664972
>t. edging in the corner of the room while the United chad fucks your dutch gf
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>>144664954
This. Fucking newfag zoomers ITT don't know shit.
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>>144665007
its ten bags favourite team. his dad is in the stands. the bald twat wants united to lose
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>>144665027
Zoomers are all hardcore gooners so they dont have this problem
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>>144664933
the girl won't say anything anyway since she doesn't one to be seen as the girl that fucked that loser
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garnacho incoming
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>>144665033
>which is exactly why they're winning
Lel what a Bald Fraud
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HAHAHA holy shit

Man Utd are 7th now

that's the same position as Liverpool in a much tougher competition and another 9 games to go

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>144665048
exactly
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Zirkzee looks good
Rashy looks good
Dont know what everyone's problem is

Trust the process

>>144665047
Kek
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>>144665033
>>144665048
kek
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LADS! LIVERPOOL MENTIONED!
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dubs and twente equalise
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>>144665081
roll but /mug/
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dubs and Man Utd score again
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>>144664764
Can't say for sure, I suppose I would based on his experience and generally good performance, but I know little to nothing about Ramaj.

>>144664444
Nobody checking my funny numbers, it's over.
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>>144665100
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>>144665100
no way lmao
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lmao
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/MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG/
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>>144665100
He-he.
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sub out bruno, play rashy as striker, zirkshit as CAM, garno as lw
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IVE GOT A FEELING (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH)
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TWEEENTE
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so it happened AGAIN
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oh boy
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>>144665100
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OH NO NO NO NO
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>>144665100
NO FUCKING WAY
MUG
MUG
MUG
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How is the match bros?
Chances of a mug?
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LADS
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>>144665100
>>144665136
THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT
>THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT
THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT
>THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT
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GET THE /MUG/ OUT FOR THA LADS
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>Onana
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Chad goal tßh. No stopping that
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>>144665100
are you a wizard
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WE /MUG/IN
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Still baffles me how one of the biggest club in the world doesn't have another creative midfielder to play instead of a small dude past his prime like Eriksen

Incompetent club
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How
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>>144663986
maybe we were too harsh on this anon
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kek
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>>144665100
Revving it up, but for (You), based anon
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what a pathetic piece of shit team
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seriously though how can you back ten hag if you're a manure fan.
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KWAB
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>Eriksen scores
>Eriksen fucks up and concedes a goal
The duality of man
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>>144665212
I still have full faith in Ten Haag but serious reinforcements are needed
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ericksen off > mainoo on
zirkzee off > hojlund on
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>>144665169
you dont got to be a wizard to predict united doing something hilarious
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ONANA WHAT’S MY NAME
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Homelessbros I don't feel so good...
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Van Burger finna score
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>Onana is good
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>>144665228
and otherwise?
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liverpool just made it 3-1
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>midweek /mug/
god is too generous to us, we didnt even need it.
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>>144665261
...said no one ever.
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>>144665237
he rolled dubs for /mug/ and united conceded ten seconds later from a comedy mistake
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>>144665228
in the summer?
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Suddenly I don't feel like talking about Liverpool anymore...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkACi9bKB6E

live seethe going on right now
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like this van rouge fella
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I HATE THIS BALD NIGGER
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>>144665290
dont care about them, theyre not even in this competition
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>>144662658
man u r 1 vs retard 20 1
what level can the bald fraud reach kek
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what did he mean by this?
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>>144665292
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>>144665302
kek
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>>144665302
they actually both look better like this
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>>144665051
You're having a meltdown mate. A full blown freakout.

Fucking hell, are all scousers this mentally ill?

>>144665081
>>144665100
>>144665123
>>144665121
This is so forced, it's not funny at all.
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I'm not even a It'd customer but how the fuck has EtH still got this job?
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>>144665324
top kek
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chelsea got kicked to the conference league so united could embarrass the PL in europe
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rigged
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Based Mount will score
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>>144665332
lmao wtf am i looking at
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>>144664933

>premature ejaculation
>2024

I thought this stopped being a thing once internet porn existed

anyway don’t fuck her unless you’re going to marry her or quit your job soon
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denmark at the wheel it seemsa
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>>144665352
hahaha is this for real

or an AI pic

Liverpool

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>0.98xg against twente at old toilet
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bruno is actually shit
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*spills and smashes your mug*
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>>144665234
no chance
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give it Giggsy till end of season
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>>144664933
Tactical wank innit.
Is this your first time?
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this club is like the everton of mid table
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WHICH PART OF TWENTE ARE (YOU) FROM LADS?
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>>144665285
So it happened ALREADY
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>>144665399
hes been shit for ages
we all already know this. except dave i guess who says hes a top 5 player in the world
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>>144665416
Losser reporting in
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>>144665416
>tfw losser
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>>144664933
dip you willy in some jam before you go
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>>144665416
hof-van twnte
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>>144665416
I'm from the moccro mafia hood
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>>144665416
twenterand sounds like anime place
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>>144665416
Borne til I die
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>>144665416
the part with brown dealers
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Go United! I believe.
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>>144665399
>>144665419
he's like Gerrard. he can't actually work in a system. letting him do his thing gets you some results but isn't enough to be a top team
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>>144665437
Don't listen to this anon he's trolling. The actual technique is with marmite.
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>white hair garchando is back
Yeh im thinking he scores
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>>144665416

Weirden
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>>144665468
slippy actually did things defensively
bruno plays hollywood balls like gerrard but having him in midfield is defending with 10 men
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lol diving against the mighty fc twente
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>>144664933
Just go down on her before you fuck her.
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>>144665416
A35 reporting in
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kek pathetic mainoo
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Diveboy
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>>144665511
>>144665511
>>144665511
it's up.
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I don't understand. We were drawing against CP and were back. Why are we only drawing here?
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Diving at home against Twente
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I thought you guys were exaggerating but hojlund looks like an olympic sprinter compared to zirkzee
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>MancTominay already scored twice for Napoli

Feel like pure shit just want him back
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>drawing
We are so back 8thbros
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>>144665416
Enskede
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not heard a fucking peep from mount
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>>144665416
>>144665424
>>144665456
heh
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>>144665555
Checked
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guys, get this. Man Utd are 11th in the EL, just like the PL. negative goal difference too. Liverpool WON
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>>144665455
its comfy farmerville
>>144665457
perfect you'll love Enschede
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>>144665544
if you combined them youd have one good player
zirkzee atleast can create, hold the ball up and has a nice touch

hojlund has none of that but hes fast
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Bournemouth till i die.
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>>144665572
Sir we don't obsess over Liverpool when we're being /mug/ged
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Its comjng
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>>144665552
hed be our best midfielder desu
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liverpool 4-1 up. man utd haven't scored 4 goals all season ()
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>>144665584
Zirkzee has positioning, creative vision and defensive instinct. Hojlund has pace.
Neither can score
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to be fair to man u, twente are massive
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winning against teams like soton and barnsley doesn't mean anything. >we're still just as shit as last season
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Chadnacho 90'3
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pls score utd
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Can't be fucked to watch this shit, has Ugarte brought the fight?
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>>144665616
yup
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>>144665622
hes done fuck all as usual. id even take rashy over him
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How are Manure so shit?
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I
CAN'T
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>>144665629
hes been anonymous really.
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>usharty
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>>144665641
they do it for our entertainment, bless them
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>>144665641
id explain but ive only got a 2000 character limit
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/mug/bros, >we did it
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>>144665641
shit tactics, shit players
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Hey yo where's that fight?
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>united aren't even going to quality for the europa league knockouts in a format specifically designed to give so-called big clubs the best odds of doing it ever
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the dutch are such soulless managers
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>>144665641
to understand man uniteds retarded decisions youve got to understand what the glazers and united hierarchy above ten hag want for the club, what their aims are, what they view success as and what they look for in a player. they want a guy with hype, a blockbuster signing to
1.placate the fans
2.get major social media interaction, especially if they can create it into a window long saga
3.it makes them look like theyre still a big club

in a traditional sense united arent a football club. they dont prioritize winning, they dont need to win to make money. the fanbase is so massive that they can sustain themselves without prize money. how they operate is shilling man u branded crap to foreign countries fans, and sponsorships.

they use their social media interaction numbers to get sponsorships, and sign players who would raise that. infact the players are told that signing for united would increase their brand value and wealth, so only players who only care about fame and money rather than winning will join them.

because social media interaction is just a number, someone typing man utd are shit is worth just as much to them as man utd are good in regards to attracting sponsors. if theyre shit and the whole online world is trolling them, that earns them more interaction and more money. theyre not a football club, they are a marketing firm with a football arm, and it works well for them, they just tricked some old boomer to give like 4bn for 49 percent of the club
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>>144665641
nobody knows at this point. they've had 6 managers in the 11 years since fergie left and spent close to 2 billion yet there hasn't been a single season where they've been good. it's almost a statistical impossibility
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>twente
>huns
yea both
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1-1 at home against the mighty eredivisie terror fc twente
KWAB
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>>144665641
trolling aside?
shit owners
shit manager
shit coaches
shit recruitment
shit player
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Baldy Bottled it AGAIN
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>>144665641
ummm they won 2(two) mickey mouse trophies, sweetie
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holy fucking KEK it happened AGAIN
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So, it happened AGAIN
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where to start with this shit team? absolutely no hope
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serves me right for betting on these jobbers
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>pool 5-1
kill me
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HAHAHAHHAHW
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These euro tinpots treat these matches like UCL finals

Happens every time desu. Dont really mind this result.
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FC Twente was once the best club in the Eredivisie, becoming champions in 2010 under Steve McClaren. The completely fell off afterwards because of financial trouble and even got relegated in 2019 as a result. Fought themselves back into the top Dutch League to become a consistent upper left table once again. This draw is absolutely kino stuff.
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SO
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IT
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IT
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IT
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>>144665641
psychological
they were such a huge and successful club that having that moyes season be the first one without sir alex mindbroke them and that toxic negativity has just carried on and on
made worse by social media and the players use of it
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HAPPENED
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AGAIN
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Can't believe we were so arrogant we obsessed over Liverpool when only 1 up
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Viewing figures are so good for /mug/s
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AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>144665679
pretty accurate
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>2 /mug/s up already
lmfao
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>Ten Hag gets sacked after a match against his boyhood club
You can't write this kino.
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happy bunch
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>>144665780
wtf is up with his head?
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>>144665804
you know when you win solitaire?
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>>144665780
>those sad, defeated eyes, so weary from this cursed routine
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>>144665511
>>144665511
>>144665511
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Lol ypipo are cringe
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Anyone got webms of the goals
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>I would have preferred to have played against somebody else. It's not nice to have to hurt something you love.
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>>144665724
This, we need to rest and prepare for the BIG game at the weekend against the mighty Tottenham Hotsharts
Maybe we can win that and qualify for the Conference League next season
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>>144665836
soulless
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>>144665641
They've dug themselves into a whole where no actually good player would want to come and have way too much money to attract the wrong kind of mid players
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>>144665416
Oost-gelre
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>/mug/ deleted
it's over
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>/mug/ not allowed
>20 threads on the catalog by the same schizo are perfectly fine
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>>144666744
>>144666823
janny loses it when there is more than one /mug/ up at once

this is why you should check the catalog before posting it sven there already was one up
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>>144666849
I didn't post that mug nigga fuck you
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>both /mug/ threads deleted
>Manure fan janny probably losing it
Someone do the needful
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>>144663726
He is. He even played for them
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>>144663769
Nigga we made you
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some chad make a new /mug/ pls
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>>144664764
Ajaxfag here
Absolutely
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Why was 10 Hag afraid of 20 (Twente)?

Because 7 (7-0 at anfield) ate nine!
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>Manure Monkey Janny in tears
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>>144665836
Seething
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>>144666918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EeOJzihDAs

make it
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>>144667021
>>144667044
>>144667092
done



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