death to anime

>>144664083
PRICE OF ETHEREUM ON THE RISE

Did you see that expression on Jesus' face? That was the moment he realised it's over for him.

>sterlel assist
>nwaneri goal
we're so back, if only jesus had scored that bicycle kick...

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>>144664107
Cringe.
I even laughed at your Calafiori nickname and pointed you to a stream.

>>144663987
>raheem agora
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>>144664107
based
>>144664111
cringe

>>144664113
I was about to say, thank god it went past him cause Jesus would have found a way to miss that somehow someway

>>144664125
More.

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>>144664102
delusional? it's totally happening

>>144664113
Jesus could score 10 goals this game he would still give the impression that it is over. It is just the way he looks.

>>144664125
now that he's assisted a goal, he should be raheem kuwaiti dinar, which according to google is the world's most valuable currency

One assist and Sterlel's confidence has fucking skyrocketed lol

raHEEM should've scored that

sterlingz hasn't been bad honestly, seeing as he's cheap i reckon we have another edu masterclass on our hands

>>144664155
Havertz special incoming

>raheem bitcoin
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>raheem tether
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>raheem cardano
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>raheem rugpull

A comedy of misses that was

>>144664161
Christ I hope so

>>144664155
he just looks out of shape to be honest
tired and slow

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>>144664133

anyone watching simulcast with Liverpool/Manure ? Didn’t find one but Manure seem to be shit.

jesus is done isn't he

Gaysus...

>kwabsus

PLEASE SELL THIS FUCKING SHITTER ARTETAAAAAAAA

jesus christ it's over for jesus

>>144664168
>raheem bobo
>raheem mumu
>raheem oooooooooooooooo
>raheem aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Just take Saka off at half-time.

I like how the 2 meter big ass guy can't even get Jesus out of balance. Would have been a kino goal had he managed to score.

>sterling injured
EDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>crapriel waheysus

I think Sterlel fucked himself with that tackle

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I'll be manifesting this transfer all the way to the january (worked with Rice btw)

BILLERICAY MENTIONED

RRREEEE WHY DONT ARSENE AND ARTETA JUST LET THE TEAM USE PEDS
EVERY OTHER COCK SUCKING TEAM IN THE TOP 8 IS CHEATING WHY CANT WE

>>144664228
he looks like a retard ngl

>you now remember first four weeks of 2022/23 season Gabriel Jesus

He was special

Rice always looks like he's about to die from exhaustion.

>>144664274
>four weeks
Wasn't it closer to 4 months?

>>144664125
>>144663987
For me it is Raheem Rand and Raheem Bitcoin

Saka's surgical passing is a joy to behold

Raheem Cash has a nice sound to it. Brother of Polands great Matty Cash.

my boy nwaneringz got his goal im happppy for the lad, just needs more minutes heheh

>>144664338
He was great after the first four weeks but he was totally unable to score.

>>144664338
After about 4 weeks he became physically unable to score a goal but would still assist a lot iirc.

>>144664409
this is artetters fault, we need fresh signing gabi jesus BACK URGENTLY WITH HASTE

>>144664409
when he was still fresh out of city
after 4 weeks arteta put his paws on him and he fell apart

>saka still on
mikel....

>>144664509
yeah absolutely no need for that

>>144664509
stupid fucking mistakes man

I just looked at some Gabriel Jesus stats. Apparently the season he played the most minutes, since moving to Europe 2016-2017, was that one (22/23). He was injured for almost half of it. I don't think he will ever be fit enough to play a full season which mean we will always see him as he is now (chasing full fitness on the back of an injury). We need another striker...

>>144664516
>>144664519
you think saka has ever asked him why he plays every game, or just takes it?

>>144664509
For what possible reason? Get Martinelli on so the front three can work on their fucking confidence at least. Lord knows all three of them need it.

>>144664532
I think it is more likely that Saka tells Arteta that he needs to play every game or he will leave for Real Madrid.

>>144664532
He's a good Christian lad who respects his elders and their decisions.

>>144664544
kek

>>144664532
Arteta said that Saka just wants to play 24/7 in some press conference.

>victorian plumbing dot com
lel

ANOTHER ONE

*breathes out*
ok just give me the apology format

WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ WANERINGZZZZ

ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN
Can Saka get some rest NOW at least?

>>144664532
Saka probably goes on strike the second Arteta tries to rest him.

well done efan

heh.

>>144664338
He's scored 33% of all of his league goals for us within the first two months of joining the club.

nwaneri arsenal's sancho

ETHANOL BROS
CHECK IN

I’ve seen enough, just put Nwaneri into the midfield to replace Odegaard so I don’t have to watch Havertz haramball again

One of our own.

>>144664585
Wat

>>144664579
That is probably 50 % of the time he has been fit for us as well.

>nwaneri might get a hattrick before saka
based or grim?

ffs

porter-bros... not like this...

Aww, poor Porter

bloody fucking HELL

Porter wont make a single save this game will he

>old man jorgi
sigh

49's fault

>>144664638
that dude has always been slow, it's why he's old age protected

>Calafiori pulls someone back in that exact same spot and got a yellow card
>Saka gets pulled back, it is all fine play on
It is fucking retarded.

>havertz warming up

>Gives the ball away for the goal
>Gets injured
Zinchenko tier on Skelly-lad

Oh fuck me, the LB position must be genuinely fucking cursed

>slowginho

>>144664686
>you either die a LB, or live long enough to become a winger

is there a more one footed player than arroz?

>>144664700
kek

>you now remember 7-5 Reading

>gabriel on
jesus christ arteta lmao

>farteta

Genuine question, would you take Monreal over all the left backs we have?

Gabriel thought he was playing it back to Raya.

>havertz midfield
>>144664766
monreal was also dead for a while

>Porter
Ooh lad

>>144664782
kek
never trust a dane

>>144664752
kek, Walcott masterclass.

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>>144664766
im not turning down a leftback

>portingz

Off to non league with you shitter.

just walk it in

STERLINGBROS WE'RE SO BACK

>he literally just needed more time
heh...

STERLEL
SOUND THE ALARMS
STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL STERLEL

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ooooooooooooo

I love Saka

>>144664789
>never trust a dane
Truer words have rarely been spoken (written)

calafioribros we were robbed of that goal though

REST SAKA YOU PIECE OF HSIT

>the bane of bolton

>>144664848
Welp

god i'd hate playing against havertz, he's that skinny boney guy with elbows like needles always leaving it a little bit

Time for quacker to come off

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Apologise.

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>>144664860
Bane you say?

Capocollo loves to shoot. How long until Arsenteta bans him from doing it?

>>144664916
he's only done one shot though I think
pretty sure it was a cross against citeh, like white did against chelsea

Maldini out, Maldini in?

>>144664931
>he thinks it was a cross

ABA leave my thread

we got two maldini regens? blessed

>maldini on
i'm ready.

>maldini in
holy hell how did edu get him out of retirement?

>>144664931
Nah, when looking at the replays, I'm like 99.99% sure it was a shot. He absolutely looked like he was aiming for it.

>>144664963
i honestly don't know, my feeling is that since there was so much curve on it he was intending it back post

Gabriel jesus sucks dick

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>>144664937
>>144664944
>>144664949
>>144664950

>gabriel and the crowd applauding porter
comfy

>>144665011
and he's teaching Maldini on the go, cute

Wew. Almost had that Chelsea connection there (even though I don't think they played together).

>>144664995
>Sucks dick
At least he makes someone happy then

BOLTON DONT LIKE IT
ROCK THE CASBAH

kai guys, rise up

STERLEL ALMOST
BUT IT'S KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI

>jesus playing on without a boot
this guy could be so based if he just scored some facking goals

>slippy g
he probably did his knee and hamstring on that

KAI GUYS YESSS GUNNERS YAAA

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>that zoom on Jesus when he slipped

funny goal all around that one

that maldini kid is a fucking unit

KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS KAI GUYS

Why is this game so funny

>>144665104
Kolasinac vibes. Albanian genes.

>arteta finally subs on the youngsters in energy drink cup games
our season la

jesus losing his shoe and slipping on his bum is just his 2024 summed up in a nutshell

my boi sterlingz

>goodbriel
>mehbriel
>badbriel

>>144664985
https://youtube.com/shorts/sWUfYsPMnao?si=iZoZnq3q1WVyaJKZ
Just the way he runs to the ball and the way he strikes it makes me think definitely was taking a shot but I suppose we will never truly know.

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lovely bwitish weather

ismael kwabia

Goddamn it's pouring down

>>144665184
the only thing we will know was that it was beautiful and his celebration was kino, despite arteta giving him the cold shoulder

>>144665221
I'm yelling Timb...oh...

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>>144665093
Ge shook up Halaand.

>>144665248
god i hate this fucking troll

>>144665247
Too soon man

>martinelli and looking up before the pass
like oil and water eh

>>144665260
What is the general feeling regarding Haaland in Norway?

Zlatan was one of those that you either loved or hated.

>>144665287
And even still Martinelli would have had like 15 assists last season if Kai was like 25% more clinical.

>>144665247
is he injured again?

havertz is solidfying his position as number two in the shithousery rankings at the arsenal

rare that you see the main cameraman fuck up like that

>>144665288
insane worshipping
he cannot ever do anything wrong, and peter drury levels of commentary for everything he does
you have some people that dislike him and calls him out for ghosting, but it's hard to tell since the media loves him
the underlying reason for this is that norwegians are desperate for other countries recognition and hopes to gain it with haaland. it's harder to do it with odegaard, since he doesn't get as many goals/assists, but the media loves him as well, but when I read it it's always in the sense of haaland + 1

what if >we just play martinelli LB, defending's all he's good for anyway apparently

Nice one Porter lad.

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sweet dreams lads

Happy days.

>>144665433
Not yet, draw coming up on Sky Sports Football

>>144665285
/mug/.

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damn, didn't know shkodran mustafi was their manager

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>>144665382
Fun. I know how it feels after watching Zlatan ghost every other game in Sweden but still being celebrated as a hero when he scored a tap in.

>The full ball numbers for the draw are as follows

>1 Aston Villa
>2 Brentford
>3 Brighton & Hove Albion
>4 Chelsea
>5 Crystal Palace
>6 Leicester City
>7 Manchester City
>8 Manchester United
>9 Preston North End
>10 Sheffield Wednesday
>11 Southampton
>12 Stoke City
>13 Tottenham Hotspur
>14 Arsenal
>15 Liverpool
>16 AFC Wimbledon or Newcastle United

jesus needs to get rid of those laceless boots
this is the 2nd time in 2 games he loses it, and to be fair our problems started there from conceding that corner

The main conclusion we can take from the match is....... Jesus is useless

>>144665487
As usual we will get a semi-decent team away and the cup "dream" will end. My guesses would be Brighton, Crystal Palace or Newcastle away.

>>144665519
I don't think he was bad. He is just having his pre-season. Great that he got, and managed, 90 minutes.

>>144665487
they will rig it to be at city so anyone will pay attention to this youf and bench player cup

i hope we get city in the kara-bao so we can park the bus against them and watch the world cry (our pre-graham fans and city fans

>>144665382
Will there be a civil war for Norwegian football fans with this new Arse-City rivalry? With half the fans on Team Martin Odegaard and the other half on Team Majiin Buu?

>>144665486
at least you qualified at least and zlatan scored some kino goals

Poor Fabianski got BTFO at Anfield tonight

>>144665576
Nwaneri and sterling had their first starts today and basically their first real minutes and still played better than jesus who's already been playing in matches this season.

comfy evening overall but very happy especially for sterling and nwaneri. Sterling 1g, 1a and created Havertz' goal. If we give him minutes and find him in attacking positions he is going to add so much goal creation threat to our team and system. he deserves a start vs Leicester.

Jesus is one of the very best total footballers in the world but my god this guy needs some goals/assists/confidence.

>>144665647
there's very few city fans in norway, almost everyone are liverpool/united (united usually play a game in norway in preseason every year) and there's very few city fans
not that i think there's any rivalry between city and arsenal anyway though

>>144665647
Always reminds me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXjmV8h9c_0&ab_channel=Rusel%C3%B8kkaBarnehage

>>144665734
They had good games. Still doesn't make Jesus bad. Jorginho had a bad game (if only looking at the senior players).

>>144665795
For >>144665754

The state of Man Utd

>>144665820
>>144665795
>kid calling wenger for obama
very based lel

>ten hag lets his old club win
mug is in the air

when's the fackin draw

>>144665948
less than 15 bings

>>144666019
wahey

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Me and the mandem posted up styll

>>144666056
delayed by another 10 minutes

>>144666144
what a load of shit

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SPUDS VS SHITTY

>sp*rs
kek

Preston vs. Arsenal. Could have been worse.

>spuds v city
>newcastle v chelsea
>brighton v liverpool
good draws for us if we want to win

Away at Preston. Might just have a cup run this year bros

>Preston (A)
OWARI DA

>Preston away
Not bad eh

>preston
we might actually get a trophy this season

>The Invincibles derby
>sp*rs another trophyless season

top fucking kek tottenham
dw ange ALWAYS wins stuff in his second year

>>144666283
not sure there are many easier fixtures available

And of course the Man Utd home draw streak continues

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quadruple is ON

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These channels are funny
>>144663471
Give me some names, I don't want to get it from a local guy cuz I'd rather watch the english broadcast if possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PViS9aIV_oI

>>144666382
Won the Cup that year too.

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>>144666355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orlCreiM9Jc

>Fran Merida announces his retirement as professional footballer.
you know remember

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The Preston game will be 3 days before Newcastle so that's 4 away matches in a row. Not going to be easy.

>>144666481
>19 years ago I left home in search of my dream and, just 17 years ago today, I achieved it, on September 25, 2007. I have been privileged to be able to live so many experiences thanks to the ball.
>To all the people I have crossed paths with over the years in all the clubs, thank you very much! I especially want to remember my parents, thank you for always letting me be myself and being an unconditional support, also my sister Sara, for accompanying me to play the best games in the streets of the neighborhood. To Antonio López, for taking care of me like a brother, always being honest with me and helping me get up in my worst moment. To my wife Vanesa, for being the pillar of my life along with our daughters. And to you Grandpa, we got it!!
>Thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I start new challenges...
his younger sister is apparently a lesbo

>>144666500
I'm getting too old for this shit.

>>144666262
>>144666225
>>144666313
>>144666362
>>144666436
>>144666487
>>144666504
wow..

>>144666534
could be the mexican

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>Mikel Arteta unsure if Raya, White & Timber will be fit for the weekend.

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>>144666500

>>144666355
Fuck, i don't know honestly. One i use works only in CIS countries i think.

Chances Nwah starts against Leicester this weekend?

>>144664155
I always believed in mah boi sterlelz

Obi Martin could have had all of this… if his agent wasn’t a greedy yid

>>144666590
fucked is what >we are.

>>144667734
He won 11 trophies with Chelsea and an African Cup of Nations m8, I don't think he's fussed about missing a 3rd round Caramel Cup win over Bolton Wanderers

>>144665801
No he didn't. Jorginho wasn't even needed, and the few times he was he played fine. Jesus could barely control the ball and he flopped a couple of great chances.

>>144667756
Like i said in previous bread
it's good that we have injuries so that our bench players gets some gametime and are ready to be powersubs when it matters
it's all going according to plan

Finally got to the new Tuesday Club a day late I missed those lads

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>>144666500
All of them were born after the first match played at the Emirates even (Bergkamp's testimonial), Josh Nichols the closest was born 4 days after it.

I agree with Gunnerblog, Leicester at home is the perfect game to start Nwaneri. If not now, when?

>>144666512
Jesus, our schedule after Christmas better be just continuous home games.

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>>144666512
Didn't Inter win Serie A recently are we going to be embarrassed?

>>144669427
>arsenal
>champions league
of course

>>144669562
Kai confirmed for San Siro hat trick Henry style

>>144666513
skipped a line by mistake and read
>also my sister...being the pillar of my life along with our daughters

>>144666266
>>144666269
But which team will their fans root for?

Big brain move is to want city to beat spurs so it knocks spurs out of a cup and forces the overworked and impoverished city employees to strike over their fixtures schedule

>Netorare debut in 2 days

Ugly bastard bros we are so back

So who starts at RB against Lelcester if Timber and White are both out

>>144671773
Nichols, jk it will be Partey

>>144664083
>Visit Rwanda
Now why would anyone do that?

>>144671773
Is Kiwior available?

>>144671895
I don't know if playing a left-footed left-sided CB at RB is a good idea, might not have much choice though

I'm starting to think that football (soccer) might not be for me.

Any ideal sport for someone who hates football/soccer?

I want something while I wait for the first true generation of soccer men's in Canada and the USA to be born

>>144672075
Anime

>>144672075
You don't get to do this here Fernando I already know your shit.
>>144672241
don't reply

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APOLOGISE

fuck off faggot, don't come to this general with your bullshit
and no im not even gonna a (You)

>>144669427
it will either be the slurpiest 0-0 slurpfest with 3 total shots on target combined all game or a 3-0 loss with all 3 goals being conceded on the break

Come on Ange, you know what to do

>>144672592
Are you implying that I ever doubted our BFG?

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>>144672592
Speaking of Mert, he was a guest on that "Live from N5" pregame show last night with Theo. It's usually quite cringe but they made it pretty fun, they greeted each other with their old celebration.

https://youtu.be/V3JNFZb8YPo?si=OpY539Ub3tQjBvhp&t=99

Lmao, Ty mentioned

why is >our fixture list so fucked, god damn , even our run-in in March and May is hard as fuck while City are basically on cruise mode in their last 10 games.

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>>144674392
They have a fun february.

>>144674392
ngl i kinda miss covid because of the rescheduling fuckery

>>144674400
there'll be a champions league game on the 18-19th as well
unless they don't make top 9 somehow, then they'll play the knockout play-offs on the 11th or 12th

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>>144674385
ROY AND ROBBIE SITTING IN A TREE
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

>>144674530
He was calling him Robbie but I'm pretty sure he meant Ty, that's what he says afterwards. Come on that's totally Ty behaviour.

>>144667913
that's obi mikel, not obi martin

can Red Members go in for CL ticket ballots?

reading about the Hexham Heads in preparation for spooptober, very fascinating, and britanons around the area ?

>>144674673
Sure

>>144674694
Cheers, I thought that may be the case but it's sometimes difficult to tell with these things. Presumably it's less likely you'll get tickets than for a Carabao Cup game though, right?

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>>144674781
Oh, no doubt about that. Need a little bit of luck or a lot of F5 spamming on the TX.

>>144671875
Their president is a huge Arsenal fan, that's why he's sponsored us kek.

>>144674688
Anyone in Hexham or wider Northumberland who didn't support Newcastle would likely be socially shunned

>>144675686
you make it sound like that would be a bad thing.

>>144675852
Lol maybe, but I went to uni in Newcastle and got the feeling people who gloryhunt other PL teams get actively bullied in school so I'd be impressed if there were any gooners from there. Hexham is nice, had no idea about the head thing.

>When Liverpool play against us, they dont play like the way Arsenal did, they play face to face trying to win the game
Lmao at that subhuman Bernardo Silva
Since Poop became the manager of Shitty, I don't know how many times these two teams play against eachother, but there was just 1 game, only one, in which a player got a red card: it was in September 2017, at Emptyhad, Mane got sent off in the first half, and Shitty won that match 5-0

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Who the fuck am I missing there with 31? Losing my mind

Take the quiz it's pretty fun
https://www.arsenal.com/news/mega-quiz-every-arsenal-premier-league-goalscorer

>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13894781/Man-City-legal-challenge-Premier-League-sponsorship-rules.html
city is gaining the upper hand now it seems

>>144676683
Martinelli?

>>144676683
Wiltord?

>>144676683
>>144676725
Oh, didn't see him there already, Odegaard then probably

>>144676683
>tfw looked it up
Top kek you're going to slap yourself for not getting it

>>144676737
>>144676739
oh fucking hell

>>144676683
Saka can be in the top3

>>144676683
I was gonna say Merson but I hadn't seen he was already on the list.

>>144675913
have been scouring pretty much the globe for spooky stories since a couple of years back, I’m a sucker for some good mystery/horror/folklore story if it’s not too unbelievable/obscure and the UK has quite a few (as do most countries with a rich history but still).
During school you usually have a hard time swimming against the tide so you are probably right.

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>Obama!

>>144676739
Bendtner must have scored a couple of goals?

>>144676943
I think our most famous one is the Uniondale ghost and when you ask ChatGPT it also lists the tokoloshe which is like an imp/demon in Zulu folklore, Zulus actually place their beds on stones so that the tokoloshe can’t get them at night. Which isn’t something that I’ve ever really seen them teased about. Like it’s an accepted cultural thing if that makes sense?

>Manchester City’s attempts to challenge the Premier League’s associated party rules/broader decision making structure seems to have failed. Beyond potential tiny concessions related to a database, it seems the club has secured very little at considerable expense.
https://x.com/tariqpanja/status/1839308612264669670
Bro look at the top of EFL League One™ next year ahahahaha. That was their top1 defence tactic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx4-HYQrYj8

>>144677277
There are plenty of real life ghouls hanging around South Africa.

>>144677277
Any cool south africa cryptids? I live near Moth Man

>>144677637
I’m flying home now so can only google later whatever that is. >>144677406
Russia check epl and their version of a city story please I expect the full breakdown when I’m home in CT.

>>144677668
It's not 115 case, just ATP (associated Party Transaction Rules) case they started to spam PL and drain their lawyer funds from the main case. But they got fuck all out of it, and pretty quickly. Just means that City's only tactic is to stall. And it won't work.

>>144677742
I read that the lawyer they hired represented the Queen and several former Prime Ministers
Jewish tricks are on the menu

>>144677764
"The Lord Pannick" is his official title. Irony is that he's born in Islington. PM is an Arsenal fan, City lawyer was born miles away from Highbury. If nothing comes out of it...

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Unfortunately nothing will happen to shitty. This league is bought and paid for by arabs hell they even have major shares in broadcasting companies in the uk.

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>>144677805
Really gets the old noggin jogging

>>144678052
i have a feeling that the verdict will be a transfer restriction and banned from europe for a couple years max
they MIGHT ban them from playing in the epl for one season but definintely not anything more than that
they also won't for example deduct them 10 points every season for the next 10 years
they want city to still dominate and win the league every season, it's just good business

https://x.com/Arsenal/status/1839352272792526862
Tomiyasu is back. And what is Trossard carrying you think? PEDs?

>>144678750
Once again, the only fair punishment is to deduct them 20 points every season for the next decade. This will never happen though.

>>144677637
At first I thought you meant a coelacanth but in terms of monsters or creatures I think the tokoloshe is probably the most famous. I wouldn’t rule out communities believing in some ghostlike/ethereal animals but we don’t have a ‘moth man’ or yeti. I think we have some ghost ships around the skeleton coast and so but like I said you’d need to speak to the locals about their superstitions.
I know in our prescribed book the early Afrikaners in knysna’s forest beloved that bile was situated in a certain buck’s head and they didn’t eat it. That author was known for her well researched books so they would’ve believed it at some point. Dalene Matthee Circles in a Forest in case you were pondering.

>>144677742
Nice thanks, your reporting is always better than those random Twitter posts spammed elsewhere.

>>144679016
All Japanese men do is be injured, eat hot chip, and hair bleach

NONE of you were complaining about City when they were competing with just Liverpool for trophies.

>>144679016
baby placenta

>>144679682
Arsenal fans have been complaining about City ever since they bought Adebayor and Nasri.

>>144679682
No I didn't. I'm not complaining now either.

Most of us were complaining about Arsenal back then and still focus on Arsenal.

>>144679682
Because this team was unwatchable those years.

I wonder if anyone will ever break Nwaneri’s record of being the youngest PL player ever. 15 years and 180 days old is tough to beat.

>>144684934
Dont forget MLS' subbed on already with a yellow. Can't find if that's a first or not.

bring back Nuno

>>144689755
Yes we need one more left back

>>144679016
>Leandro Trossard was forced to arrive with some goods following his red card against Manchester City last week.

>It’s just one of Mikel Arteta’s many ideas to help improve the discipline within the squad.

>>144679016
>visible shadow
come on man

lottsa bangers tomorrow and of course the mid table clash of 10th vs 11th on Sunday, Arteta better deliver and don’t spoil my fun for the weekend.

https://x.com/cfbayern/status/1839547379873132761
Not Gyokeres...but i'll allow this, Edu.

>>144691464
i'd rather have flo than gyööö
to be honest, the only reason why i'd want us to sign gyökeres would be FOMO. i'm not 100% sure he'd hit the ground running here like haaland. wirtz would though

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Will be funny if both of Bayer's 21st century golden boys will end up at Arsenal.