NFL Headlines - September 25, 2024Broncos linebacker Alex Singleton out for season with torn ACLDoug Pederson on Jags' 0-3 start: 'The speeches are over. We don't need any more rah-rah stuff'Cowboys' CeeDee Lamb sorry: 'I failed myself' and teamBrowns put OG Wyatt Teller on injured reserveTravis Kelce: I’m worried about winning, not the catches and the yardsSteelers sign former first-round CB C.J. HendersonBroncos sign much-traveled LB Kwon Alexander "Very real possibility" QB Tyler Huntley starts for Dolphins on MNFDaniel Jones on Giants' six-game skid versus Cowboys: 'We don't like losing to anybody' Dan Quinn: I don't want Jayden Daniels to feel 'ghosts' of past QBsOdell Beckham Jr. making 'good progress,' may make Dolphins debut soonSeahawks bring 42-year-old Jason Peters in for visitChiefs sign Kareem Hunt to 53-man roster, waive Keaontay IngramBengals CB Cam Taylor-Britt doesn't regret 'college offense' comment after loss to Commanders Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
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>>144664234My Steelers :)
Why is he so shit?
>>144664283He’s old. His season starts in January.
>>144664283mahomies fault
Sam Darnold has a great ass
>>144664360Hi Caleb.
>>144664283too much coke
>>144664360You know what they say; no ass, no pass. You can't throw the football unless you have a nice, meaty ass.
My Ninies :)
Dem pants
>>144664448Knockout the bungles for good this season.
>>144664360based divegrass fan
>>144664428Dobbs smiles like a serial killer
>>144664261fpbp>>144664267spbp
Lifelong fan of 6 years or something
does anyone want to see my penis?
>>144664283Taylor Swift is a succubus. I warned you bro.
>>144664283Suffering from low T. It explains the Taylor Swift shit
Why are they like this?
>>144664567
>White QBs
>>144664283He's fucking old and his team is 3-0. It's not like they need more from him.
Steelers fags are cringe>i gotsa to be first so I can post animeThis is why these bums havent done anything since 2009
>>144664596no
>white DE's
>>144664596Chiefs fan here. Is it it big and black? Then yes
This is our year
>>144664746your year to get btfo in the wildcard lmao
All in my bussy
>>144664234
>>144664755The fix is in
Of all teams in the last 20 years to draft a QB in the top 5 of the first round, how many have won a super bowl with that qb?
Things I've learned from /nfl/ since the season started1. Penis in girl butt=gay2. Enjoying sex with girl=gay3. Eating girl butt=gay4. Eating girl pussy=gay5. Getting pegged by girl=gay6. Obsessing over NFL player dicks and how they use them=straight6.5. Obsessing over "bussy"=straight7. Chiefs are the only team that benefits from penalties and are never hurt by penaltiesYall are fucked in the head, morons, worst takes ever.
>Jerry Jones caught marveling over his mandingos meat on tapeand THE buck breaking board has nothing to say about this? you've changed /sp/
>>144664606yea except succubi actually fuck you
>>144664805how about you=gay for posting this
Stay in your own state you drunk retards
>>144664861>local customs and traditionsLiterally what’s the difference? You’re all moronic midwestern drunks
>>144664806Why are they like this? It makes you wonder about what happened in the XFL.
>>144664861>flyovers
>>144664779Cut Santos. Find someone who can kick 75 yarders.
>>144664709fag
is the Aaron Hernandez netflix doc worth watching?
>>144664923watch inside out 2 instead
>>144664562Why’s she sad? The Bills are good!
>Stafford to LOLphins>Young to Rams>Pick from Rams and LOLphins to CarolinaNo?
>>144664911Kickers are legit the worst position to draft in the NFL.
>>144664959
I love anime!
>>144664855I like women therefore I'm gay, typical /nfl/ failure of logic
>>144664965punters exist
>>144664923no
>>144664964>pick for bryce younglol 2026 7th and 2027 6th
>>144664805this poster is gay.
>>144664923On a related note, remember when Ray Lewis killed two people?
>>144664923You have terrible tastes so you'll probably enjoy it.
>>144664755>wildcard
>>144665015Rams get a pick for taking Bryce could make sense
>>144664892They call them monster bars instead of scotcheroos. If you ask me, THEY'RE the monsters.
>White RBs
>>144664428I assume they're at like a kids benefit event but I only see grown men playing with paint
>>144665052Oh yeah that would make sense, pay the Rams for taking the cap hit
well when you put it like that..
>>144664861Why can't you just live in peace
>>144665073Apparently it's Special K bars. Which is even more stupid since they use rice krispies and not special K.
>>144664805lol fag
>>144665084you just know he ll become a fan favorite
>>144665109Can't wait for the Panthers/Bears NFCCG.
>>144665176>winners get relegated, losers get executedDo it, Badell
>>144665109Panthers need to pay the man, NOW
>>144665097yeahRams need to be compensated for Stafford. They then start Young and tank for a high draft pick and have extra capital going into next draft. Panthers maybe need a mid round pick to get rid of Young, just to get them to participate in trade.LOLphins get Stafford who can throw BOMBS to the fast guys.
>>144664988yeah that’s nice you’re gay
>>144664997Has a punter even won or lost a game?
im not racist but all my favorite players are white
just admit that them KANGZ been makin ya seethe /sp/
>>144665030
Top 5 drafted qbs since 2009:Matthew Stafford - not a bust, but only won a ring with a different teamMark Sanchez - bustSam bradford - bustCam Newtown - one and done, no ringAndrew luck - not a bust but no ringRG3 - injury bustBlake bortles - bustJames Winston - bustMarcus Mariota - bustJared Goff - got carried to a super bowl and lost, then was a bust, then revived by another teamCarson Wentz - bustMitch trubiskey - bustBaker Mayfield - jury still out, might not be a bustSam darnold - bust, but recently revived by a different teamKyler Murray - bustJoe Burrow - probably okay but too soon to tellTua - bustTrevor Lawrence - bustZach Wilson - LOL bustTrey Lance - bustBryce Young - bustCJ Stroud - probably okayAnthony Richardson - too soon but probably a bustCaleb Williams - too soonJayden danielsDrake maybe - too soonThe evidence is clear the drafting a QB high in the first round is a bad decision. The only recent success is mahomes who went #10. You're better off using top picks for other positions. Draft a QB low and develop them, or get another shitty team's first round castoffs as they pick another top 5 QB to "save" their franchise.How come not every franchise has figured this out.
>>144665265>The evidence is clear the drafting a QB high in the first round is a bad decision. The only recent success is mahomes who went #10. You're better off using top picks for other positions. Draft a QB low and develop them, or get another shitty team's first round castoffs as they pick another top 5 QB to "save" their franchise.Yup.
didn't read
>>144665265Once my bears draft the next top 5 QB after this current one fails, then we'll finally make it! We need to trade up in the draft as soon as possible to accomplish this
>>144665301Are you the GM for the Bears?
>>144665265>RG3 - injury bust>injury
>>144665265>Goff>RevivedHe's good for a Lions QB, let's just leave it at that.
>>144665255>their QB is someone named Teddy BridgewaterYeah, that's not a real person. So I don't believe the Vikings are a real team.
>>144665394What year is it?
>>144665265Wentz was an injury bust, and I'll die on that hill. He was never the same after that ACL tear.
>>144665394Real teams have trophies
i wonder whats Jarius Sneed been up to these days
This bussy has trophies.
>>144665506Weird way to describe polyps, but you do you
>>144665462It never felt like he won the team over desu. I remember when Nick Foles stepped in again in 2018, the entire team looked like they were playing harder. Even Nelson Agholor was laying out for catches from Big Dick Nick.
>>144665265mark sanchez wasn't great but he took the jets to the AFC championship gameCam Newton won an MVPBradford is a real bustAndrew Luck should be considered a bust by your other standards, not sure why he gets a pass. Literally quit on his team in his prime before winning anythingRG3 was incredible before he got hurtBortles wasn't good but took a team to the AFCCGJameis winston had an ok career, but you can call him a bust for the #1 overallMariota won ROTY but yes, he's a bustGoff is absolutely not a bust, just because you have a few down years doesn't make you a bustWentz was awesome and front runner for MVP before his injury, the eagles don't win a super bowl without him. He then led the eagles to more playoff appearances. He's been shit since then, but if you look past the memes he's had an ok overall career before concussions/knee/back injuries ruined it allMitchie is a bust. Poor little mitchieBaker is not a bust, he was good on the browns, had a dip in his career and turned it around for a 2nd contract as a starter with another teamDarnold has had 3 good games, he's more of a bust than almost everyone on this listKyler Murray is not a confirmed bust, he has flashes and still can win you a game and is still a starter. he's been injured more than anything elseBurrow a bust? are you a retard?Tua led the NFL in passing yards last year. He's got concussion issues. Depends on your definition of "bust" I supposeTrevor is trending towards bust, but he has shown enough potential to not be a confirmed bustWilson is a bustTrey is a bustBryce Young is trending towards bustStroud is goodRichardson looks terrible to me but it's too early to tellTL;DR: according to you, unless a player is a HOF with a super bowl they are a bust
>>144665462I agree, busts just don't have random elite seasons like that.
>>144665547Nobody likes him. It still makes me laugh thinking about how the clots had to release a video of him playing basketball with his teammates to look accepted
>>144665568So Dan Marino, Steve McNair, and Philip Rivers are busts?
>>144665232>>144665029>>144665153Not one unique, coherent thought between the 3 of you, impressive for all the wrong reasons.
>>144665606>pretentious know-it-all gay guyoh yeah bud cuz ur so original
>>144665265A bust is someone who is drafted in the first round but never does anything (never makes playoffs).
>>144665582Rich Gannon was sort of a bust early that rode the bench and then instead of in the early part of his career like Wentz he instead he had an mvp season late after bouncing around a bunch of teams.
>>144665568>had a dip in his career and turned it around for a 2nd contractHe was playing with a bum shoulder, it's not like he had some unexplainable drop in play. His only mistake was being unselfish.
>>144665649We're about to have the Trent Dilfer conversation, aren't we?
>>144665109GENERATIONAL TALENT
>>144665568>mark sanchez wasn't great but he took the jets to the AFC championship gameI will always remember them beating the Pats on the road in the playoffs.
feel like everyone has beaten the patriots at some point
>>144665707Let’s have the Daunte Culpepper conversation too. There’s a guy who was a bust like Wentz.
>>144664892Sconnies are dumbMinnesotans are smart
>>144665778Ur mum has beaten my dick at some point lel
>>144665849nah I have
>>144664283vaxxed
>>144665848I thought Wisconsin was a blue state
>>144665849But enough about me
>>144665945They’re fence sitters.
>>144664805what a faggot
>>144666015But enough about (You)
>>144664805holy seethe
Why do ppl think NFL MVP’s mean anything? It’s pure cope. >cam newton >peyton manning for 11 of 13 years >lamar Jackson Mvps don’t mean shit…
>>144666015nah that's me
I’m gay. I mean it. I like men and I like fucking them in the butt. I’m dead serious.
>>144666072Based fag hating patriot.
>>144665848Import more brown people.
>Colin Cowherd: "Best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/N28XTKIVSIU?t=66>Mike Greenberg: "Patrick Mahomes is the best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/RNAFAGZlAN0?t=423>Chris Simms: "I think he's the greatest thing I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/6SpbaZku6wk?t=50>Dan Orlovsky: "Best player I've ever witnessed play this game"https://youtu.be/o5cKaIowtS0>Rex Ryan: "The most talented QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/vj6TJhkSckY?t=40>Chris Russo: "The best QB I've ever seen"https://youtu.be/EmdobsZwUUk?t=6>Chris Broussard: "He's the best QB ever"https://youtu.be/xNPaJf8i33s?t=26>Max Kellerman: "The best player to ever live"https://youtu.be/0RNs-F8HzLs?t=12
>>144666130Gee it’s almost like they’ve all been given specific talking points.
I win the vast majority of my games in madden spamming stick, spacing, and rpos.
>>144666189Oh yeah, doubles slants too.
>>144664643I don't know if that was supposed to be a trivia question or a genuine question but, I sorted by Top 5 QB's since 2003 out of my own curiosity.>1 got a ring with the team that drafted him but was injured/backup (Wentz)>4 went to a SB as a starter with the team that drafted them and lost (Goff, Burrow, Newton, Ryan) >1 went as a backup with the team that drafted them and lost (Smith)>2 got rings with different teams as a starter (Manning, Stafford)
>>144666130Btw i forgot to say i totally would
>>144666185Take your tinfoil hat off. The media isn't controlled by reptilians.
>>144666130Okay but none of these mention how tasty his logs are
>>144666130>Max KellermanMiss 'im.
>>144666241Just because you would does not mean everyone shares your fetish anon.
>>144666130But would you?
>>144666260Mature a lil E
>>144666258How did a jewish man get banished to the shadow realm by a black man. Crazy world we live in.
>>144666247>advertising budgets are a fraction of what they used to be>somehow all these media outlets are spending more than ever yeah it’s a total conspiracy
Well?Is it sliddin or not?
Just got done acing my first exam of the semester. I’m majoring in Mathematics, attempting to get my Bachelors. I’m trying to figure if it’s true 7 is more than 3
Swifties have better football discussion than you cowards!https://streamable.com/cnwv2z
>>144666130I would suck a log of shit out of his asshole
>>144666327>football is a game for simple retardsyeah no shit
>>144666321Hopefully by the time you figure that out maybe you'll be able to tell us if 4 rings is bigger than 3 because the 3peat is happening.
FS1 Speak use to be an alright show. But now it's just Joy's massively huge tits.
>>144666419So its cant miss tv?
>>144666419should be called shout over each other like it’s public transportarion
>*goes 0-3*
OFFICIAL /nfl/ WEEK 4 POWER RANKINGS 1. Buffalo Bills2. Kansas City Chiefs3. Detroit Lions 4. Minnesota Vikings 5. Philadelphia Eagles 6. Green Bay Packers 7. Houston Texans8. New York Jets9. Seattle Seahawks 10. Baltimore Ravens 11. Pittsburgh Steelers 12. San Francisco 49ers13. New Orleans Saints14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 15. Dallas Cowboys 16. Atlanta Falcons 17. Arizona Cardinals 18. Washington Commanders19. Los Angeles Rams 20. Los Angeles Chargers 21. Cincinnati Bengals22. Indianapolis Colts23. Cleveland Browns24. New York Giants 25. Denver Broncos 26. Las Vegas Raiders27. Chicago Bears28. Jacksonville Jaguars 29. Carolina Panthers30. Miami Dolphins 31. Tennessee Titans32. New England Patriots
>>144666433It's Keyshawn Johnson who no one likes and has been pushed by sports media for some reason and Paul Pierce for whatever reason. It was comfy with their prior lineup and now it's low energy. Joy's hugely gigantic breasts are kino though.
>>144666469>detoilet
>>144666503cute
All in
>>144664805>1. Penis in girl butt=gayYUP>2. Enjoying sex with girl=gayYUP>3. Eating girl butt=gayYUP>4. Eating girl pussy=gayYUP>5. Getting pegged by girl=gayYUP>6. Obsessing over NFL player dicks and how they use them=straightYUP>7. Chiefs are the only team that benefits from penalties and are never hurt by penaltiesYUP
>>144666469My friend, it would appear that you accidentally placed the Chicago Bears (formerly Decatur Staleys) at an extremely low ranking.
>>144665244
>>144666469>my panthers that low
Curbstomping Taylor Swift in the nastiest hood of Southern California and then leaving her as vulture food for the locals
>>144666558Based
>>144666419>FS1 SpeakKeyshawn Johnson is a show killer. The executives put him on shows they want to cancel. He got Max Kellerman and Skip Bayless canceled and will do the same with Joy Taylor. There's a loophole in their contract that allows them to void a contract if the ratings drop to a certain level, so they bring in Keshawn to kill the ratings to waive problematic contracts.
>>144666666Wasted faggot
>>144666214>2 got rings with different teams as a starter (Manning, Stafford)oh man now come on that manning thing doesn't count, he forced his way to the giants. the chargers drafted him purely as a procedural move to force the giants to trade with them
>>144666666
>>144665265They have the analytics to prove it, they won't change because they don't want to win. It's just an easy way for bad teams to sell jerseys and hype
>>144666666why am i not shocked that the get was an americuck talking about bbc
>>144666469>moving from 31 to 25yea...im thinking we're back...
>>144664805>Chiefs are the only team that benefits from penalties and are never hurt by penaltiesNo one says this, homo
>>144666666Nice dubs
>white CBs
>>144666666>>144666688
Here comes the assmad divegrassfags
>>144666705ya seething, puto?
Has Washington ever recovered from this?
>>144666476>>144666433Speak is not dead it has just been rebranded to the facilityhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheFacilityonFS1Joy didn't add enough to Speak so they replaced her with that white dude.
Kelce sisters, not like this
>>144666721they literally won the nfl championship 2 years later
>>144666697In no way was that about dick. I thought it was supposed to be americans obsessed with that.
>>144666726kek
Kelce is fat as hell. He's mentally checked out of football.
>>144666697what the fuck are you talking about small knife man
>>1446667213 superbowls to 1 but both have been shit since their last one
>>144666758He’s trying to steal a ring
>>144666726It's not AB. Some white nerd runs his twitter account.
>>144665109Guess this will be Caleb's future
>>144666697There’s no mention of dick in that post you retard. Nice Freudian slip
>>144666721>Has Washington ever recovered from this?>1940Yes, but the rest of the world hasn't
>>144666758
pontificate the aroma
>>144666786I mog him.
>>144666804>t. 5'8
>>144666801Need to get closer. I’m talking like one millimeter close
Mahomes wouldn't be half as good on any other team other than Sean Payton's Saints
>>144666758Damn, bro. What did Tay-Tay do to you?
>>144666820Arian's Cards too probably
>>144666839you the brown guy?
Fuck the Steelers and the plastic Rams with no fans. Worst teams in the league.
>POV: you're about to hear a retarded chud opinion
>>144666863forget his name, but bottom left talks about young college guys and their bodies too much for my taste
>>144666697>sees black person>can’t help but think about their penisis this normal in europe?
>>144666863You just know Herbie is fucking a different college girl every night.
>>144666850>plastic fansyou mean like, invisible?
Lets talk about my Bears now.
>>144666863Haitians are eating Cats in Springfield
>>144664795I watched the Ravens gamenot even the refs can help you
>>144666900Who would you rather have be the quarterback of the bears signed to a Dak Prescott sized contract Daniel Jones or Bryce Young(
>>144666897plastic as in fake, like these tits
>>144666714Seems like it should be Coors desu.
>>144664234Holy kek, I thought this never happened in Murican footie
>>144666666>wasted on spam
>>144666900Mad at the Bears?
>>144666954It’s bud light because the broncos fans are trannies
>>144666900By the end of the season, Caleb will be top 10 in yardage and touchdowns. And he will be top 5 in interceptions.
>>144664805>Penis in girl butt=gay>Enjoying sex with girl=gay>Eating girl butt=gay>Eating girl pussy=gay>Getting pegged by girl=gayyeah dude no shitgirls like guys and liking guys is gay as fuck
>>144666666>Joy Taylor.Joy Taylor is the absolute dumbest person on TV
>>144666936whats so plastic about us senpai? we dont pay for overpriced tickets to see football games? lol
Rams got these niggas steamed
>So Dan, the litigation was tough, we never even got to discovery of other things, it was really was just a >Hey Jon, is your wife's vagina fully shaved or wild and free? *crosses his arms and looks down in deep thought*
>Seahawks ranking>Sneak >>144660991 6>Anon >>144666469 9Based.
Just want to put my penis in a woman’s vagina bros…
>>144666419>FS1 Speak use to be an alright show>Acho finding out new words every day and butchering the proper use of them while yellingIt's torture, how anyone can willingly watch that is beyond me.
>>144665462I was halfway done typing up the same thing but then I realized the numbers he was putting up involved heroball, the same heroball that ended his relevancy I highly doubt he was going to stop playing fast and loose until he got the injury he got so for all intents and purposes he was on borrowed time the moment he stepped into the league, it all just depended on how far he could have made it before he got that injury and he had an unlucky roll
>>144667052why is philly so high in both? They are like a 15... somewhere in the middle. Not good but not terrible
>>144667065 please refer to >>144664805
Mitchie mafia reporting for duty
I'm just browsing here waiting for my 150GB Foxy Di torrent to download. What am I missing
>>144664805>worst takes everFuck. I've been found out.
I hope my bears get the first pick in the draft this year so we can draft a new quarterback
My Packers :)
>>144667093Losing to the Bucs will change that.
Rams fags are as authentic as the ai images they generate.
>>144664234My whole life is a double doink
I need to find an image of Josh Allen reacting to a mistake he or his team made similar to the first Will Levis interception from a throw away.
For me? It’s gonna have to be mettiejetties
>>144667065Right now I'm sexting my ex. Shes got a kid now and a man, but she broke my heart and I enjoy knowing I could still fuck if I wanted.
>>144667185TRVKE
>>144667107I think it would be funny if he shit all over Justin Fields. Both figuratively and literally.
Saints are cooked vs falcons hahahahahah. Not like they had a chance in the first place.
>>144667191Ok.
>>144667160puckers lol
3 days 18 hours and 30 minutes until I can watch my vikies with my vikies friends
Fuck NorCaca
>>144667226based cuck fetishist
>>144665568My major criteria was "stabilized the QB position for several years so the organization could focus on other needs". So, sustained success for at least 5 years. A QB having quick success and then falling off a cliff signals the team around them was the strength and they were good enough to take advantage (Sanchez, cam, bortles)I'd be willing to call Wentz and Tua injury busts.Nowhere did I say that baker and burrow were busts, or that darnold wasn't.
>>144667065lol gay
Giants vs Cowboys is somehow interesting tomorrow. I'm rooting for the Gnats
https://x.com/iamSauceGardner/status/1839060265460969861?t=9Ox_3GSReiNrNuKsFWsUpg&s=19Yup. My CB1 is based. Too bad hes gonna get run out of town by the crying libs for this one.
>>144667263Shut the fuck up, skibidi. I'll take ur butthole
>>144667152
Does Dak really have a humongous donger
>>144667253>CamI won't stand for this slander. He put the panthers in the playoffs 4 times in the span of 5 years, was going to be 5 times in 6 years before the injury in 2018.
>>144667266I can't wait for a trans receiver like Justine Jefferson to torch him
>>144667287no he's blacking ur sister tho
Chiefs fans are the most _____ in the NFL??
White QBs are 10-15 vs >black qbs
>>144667266It's an imageboard, post a screenshot please
>>144667240I’ll see you there my friend.
>>144667304All time? That can’t be true.
>>144666469
>>144667307
>>144667279
>>144667287It impressed Jerry and I'm sure he's seen his fair share of penis
Mahomes has actually regressed.
>>144667266>tranny obsession kek
Jerry was talking about 8.5 inches, fully erect, and bone pressed, right?
giants are cooked
>>144667051>Look ah I love football and that's what I'm here to talk about, I've got a chann->Jon your cock still get hard, like fully erect or what's going on down there? as a journalist I have to ask, you don't have to answer but, have you spoken to Roger about that? >*leans back fingers latticed*
yeah hi /nfl/ can i get uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>144667266wtf i love being blacked nowcan I jump from the falcons to the jets bandwagon
vegas has the rams as slight underdogs against the bears week 4i know rams are injured but this seems ridiculous
>>144667341
>>144667331Maybe it's because I'm so dumb but what is he actually even saying/making a point about?
>>144667352We'll have to wait for the leaked footageA NFL inside source told me Jerry had cameras installed in the shower rooms
>>144667373ya idk it's basically a black negro trying to take a based stance but failing wtf is the difference between woman and girl??
>member that time we beat the Chiefs 3 years ago?
>>144667373Hoes got mad he used the word females about the Bills cuck sign from the other day and now hes in a little twitter war with em.
>>144667350Reidbabby
>>144667367
Hey now Panters on a mission
>>144667134We've gone over this. Drafting qbs at #1 is a waste. Us the #1 on some consensus best lineman or trade it to some stupid team for extra picks.
>>144667152>>144667279>>144667341>>144667367>>144667414I would have sex with all of these ai women
>>144667290You've changed my mind. Cam was not a bust.
Panthers goin on a run
>>144667350ReidbabbyRefbabbyKelcebabby
>>144667414>>144667425I'll allow it
>>144667414Cards next pls and ty
>>144667350YUP. Defensebabby + not as good as Brady confirmed.
>>144667451yeah goin on a run from the playoffs kek!!!!
This is the year the Boyz will raise up another lombardi, mark my words.
>>144667457>>144667462after these
>>144667474
>>144667468Shut up, retard.I'll own u
Don’t count them Panthers out
>>144667477
>>144667390>inb4 the Bengals remember how to win games and end up 10-3 before you know it
>>144667457Should have been a cute black girl
>>144667463There is something obnoxiously stinky and fat about the way you always respond YUP in all caps to yourself. You can continue to be obsessed but please stop starting every post with this heckin quirk
>>144667502Way to ruin it, saints fag
>>144667505here
>>144667506YUP
>>144667506nah thats you
Purdy status?
>>144667502>>144667508lol
>>144667300latino heritage
>>144667539Exposed as a Jennings baby
>>144667539Systembabby
Soon-to-be Chief Puka Nakua!
>>144667520Uhhh I'm thinking based. Not a big ai fan but cool to see all of these anyways.
>>144667300sensitive
>>144666666Actually makes perfect sense. I kneel giga satan
why do we have to watch the cowboys tomorrow?
>>144666994Sure, but you see, if you think about it, her tits are massive.
>>144667585idk hopefully the hurricane changes course and hits their airplane
>>144667541>>144667570thx
>>144667585Mahomes apparently said he's ultra maga and Taylor will face the wall
>>144667541I still need a Panther whore
>>144667612LIKE REAL PEOPLE YOU FREAK
>>144667608He's a bust. His DPI is due to the fact that he's too slow and unathletic to play in the NFL. MHJ has just had more lacksadaisacal starts than not so far
So he's actually really good, just needs to tone down the contact yeah?
>>144667639Was that really necessary
>>144667621>>144667621i'll make one next. this is something different
>>144667608>>144667639This guy lives in the Mountain Time Zone, everyone make fun of him
>>144667672His post was uploaded at 4:57 mountain time though
>>144667672Mountain Time Zone is based, you can throw negros off of mountains
I haven't been following the NFL for that long lads, past 2/3 years. But can someone explain why teams never really trade good qbs, like none of the top 20 guys get traded. For the shitter teams it's all about finding the young qb and then building up, why not spend big on a currently good qb?
>how it feels to be a chiefs fan
>>144667723That's your girlfriend's lover
>>144667612>>144667621
>>144667660she’s perfect
>>144667722Good qbs are too rare and important to ever give up. Even acceptable qbs are in such high demand you simply never see them going unless it looks like they're aging out.Getting an actual good qb might be a once every decade or so stroke of luck for a team, if that.
>>144667722If a QB is good then the team doesn't want to trade him away, also QBs often have no-trade clauses and have to be the ones to want to leave.
>>144667722It's similar to why top soccer players don't get traded too often. The main difference is that QBs worth keeping are pretty rare so teams are willing to give mediocre guys big contacts since there's no guarantee someone better will come along any time soon. Even seeing top QBs hit free agency is rare unless they're old
>>144667770>>144667773thx
>>144667773imagine simping for another posters Panthers ai graphickys
Name the team
>>144667722-Steep trade costs. The Stafford trade was 2 Firsts AND Jared Goff, e.g.-Rookie contracts are enormously cheaper-If they don't think so-and-so is good enough to win a sb why would you?-Deshaun Watson
>>144667805must be a raiders fan
>>144666697Visiting from /mlb/ to tell you how retarded and obsessed with cocks YOU are if that post made you think of them. Go giants!
>>144667805Don’t count them Panthers out
You guys remember this minx? Gonna need a webm
>>144667773>Hot drawing dude!
>>144667810Cowboys and Cowboy fans
>>144665750God that game was insane looking back, and that was peak Brady being pissed off also. Fuck tannenbaum for losing Cotchery and Holmes.
>>144667723This. Will everyone be nice to us again if we don't win the super bowl this season?
>>144666839you know it smell crazy in there
>>144667847Go to Hell.
>>144667839https://youtu.be/ufuOnyNZe08?si=rAltsDBKlf8lp3t0Guarantee you this shit would never happen today with Mutthomo at all.
>>144667856But I'm already in hell... without frens </3
When Panther fans are happy, /nfl/ is a better place.
>>144667810>Lions Injuring Players vs Lions Getting Injured
I wanna fuck AI panther woman
>>144667847That's a loser bitch mentalityChiefs are winning the superbowl and anyone who disagrees is a faggot and wrong
>>144667810Patriots
>>144667894Actual fact and 2015 /nfl/ was peak .
>>144667911What's one less ring for the sake of frenship?
This is awful and makes it much easier to hate the Lions, as all God's children must
>>144667947This looks like genuine horeshit
>>144667847I’ll enjoy the 2nd half of your dynasty more after Kelce retires. I’m sick of him and his girlfriend. Until then, we can’t be frens.
>>144667889SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>144667947Black unis remind me of 0-16 and the Seahawks always kick our ass. These look worse but not as bad as the "silver" color rush that was just gray, looked like pajamas for our sleep walking team.
>>144667908you can on DMT
>>144667905So true
>>144668009Is it like acid where bad thoughts can really ruin your experience?
i am girl ;3
>>144668034Just like real life
>>144668077Trip on, Temujin.
>>144668034Nta but no. If you break through on DMT you don’t have any control over anything, you just get transported to an alternate universe for a little while. Once you get there you’re going to see whatever is there.
>>144668088
>>144667506YUP, that's the seething Mahomo.
>>144668103sup aaron
METTIEJETTIES!!!>mettiejetties!!!!METTIEJETTIES!!!!!!!>mettiejetties!!!METTIEJETTIES!>mettiejetties!!!!!!!
>>144668125Hi can you please make 900 more of these
>>144666863didnt herb like cry live on air over fentanyl floyd or some shittravis and whitlock are based tho
>>144668086>>144668103I was just wondering because I was going to suggest to >>144667908 to absolutely not think about that one panthers cheerleader and what she can do to him. It'd be best not associate the 2 at all probably.
>>144668137god why don't hurricanes just fucking hit new York more
psychedelics are for people who want to buy spirituality
>>144668147I once heard that jews control the weather but I don't necessarily believe that.
>>144668125>>144668138lol
>>144668159they wouldn't hit Georgia and Florida then since hardly any whites there
>>144668155That's church or a maga rally
That’s interesting, let’s put a pin in it and shift the topic to our mettiejetties.
>>144668195Infinite demand for construction workers
>>144668161
If you can pair any two HC/OC/DC combos for your team who would pair? Some examples below>Tomlin/McVay>McDermott/Shanahan>Reid/Flores
>>144668144>Topcatsuh oh
>>144666974>It’s bud light because the broncos fans are trannies
>>144667947all these awful mono top/bottom pajama looking football uniforms need to be banned by constitutional amendment. not only do they like children a child would actually do a better job designing a uniform. completely disgusting infantilization.
>>144668235
>Josh Allen reveals his favorite musician is Shaggy 2 Dopebased?
all these awful mono top/bottom pajama looking football uniforms need to be banned by constitutional amendment. not only do they like children a child would actually do a better job designing a uniform. completely disgusting infantilization.
its beautiful to see
>>144668296What dis
>>144668305Teams ranked from soulful to soulless
>>144668305%dilated
>>144668305IOL rankings
>>144668244>McDermott/ShanahanQuadruple Layer Razorcake
>>144667506>he's a touristhttps://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/%22yup%20yup%22/Kekkity kekaroodleroodilydo! Return to Reddit, pup.
>>144668294You can't just stop the consumer economy bud. Sometimes new isn't always better but that's the way it is.
>>144668244>Tomlin/McVayLiterally unstoppable
>>144668346>calls a another person redditor>posts vegeta ai graphickill yourself NOOOOW
>>144668294it only works with all-whites
>>144665265>Carson Wentz - bustUmmm, try again sweetie. He's still in the NFL and rocking
would you rather Quinnen Williams or Dexter Lawrence?
>>144668392just like society
>>1446682823 quick red heads. be back later1/3
>>144667539System baby. Imagine Mahomes on that team. He'd win twenty Super Bowls.Also why didn't Travis get with a girl with a fat ass?
>>144668400
>>144668404Too short
>>144668385>calls a another>IESLBDone.
>>1446684083/3
He won
>>144668398Yeah right
>>144668412Too gay
>>144668412Shortstacks are great. All the thiccness to play with but the lack of height makes maneuverability more feasible.
>>144668404He has low T
>>144664805nigga u gay az fukk lmao
>>144667539Playing better than Mahomes
>>144668244
>>144668404this gets better after the 10th viewing
>>144668455Purdy is playing like donkey dick
>>144668487he plays long and hard then
>>144668497KOC is so unfuckable
>>144668455>>144668487>Playing better than Mahomes>Playing like donkey dickCan't find the contradiction.
>>144668455Guy who has the avengers on offense doing better than a guy who has a washed up kelce and a young rookie with retard as OC? Woah.
>>144667826Ohhh mama that Indonesian 5head
Welp, it was fun being good for 2 weeks :(
>>144668507Yea cause he's a pookie bear made for cuddling
>>144667826I got you
METTIEJETTIES!!!
>>144668510>Guy who has the avengers on offenseTell me you don't watch 49CHADers games without telling me you don't watch 49CHADers games.
>>144668526>injury: left groinnani the fuck?
>>144668531Nah you are
>>144668244Literally just what my kangz have right now, KOC + Flores
>>144668535shut up
I just paced around my house for 20 minutes having imaginary arguments
>>144668526>Injured groinperfect for that indecent prick
>>144668588Based queefsbro
>>144668588i’ve never been to your house
>>144668244Tomlin HCBen Jonson OCSpagnuolo DC
>>144668588who won?
guys why do cheerleaders make my cock throb
>>144668588Me
>>144666072Anyway, go Vikings
>>144667947Why are the Chiefs the only team that realizes you don't need alternate uniforms?
>>144666072>>144666130Same person btw.
>>144668395Q because hes genuinely funny and him and his brother are great for morale.
THE BENGALS ARE NOT FINISHED YETI know it’s tempting to declare the season done, the front office let us down, etc. I know the stats about teams that started 0-3 since 1990 would indicate we have a very slim chance of making the playoffs. But remember, there’s now 3 wild card spots instead of 2. And the season is 17 games, not 16. Sure, we would obviously rather not be 0-3, but it seems premature to stick a fork in the Bengals this early.Just last season, 2 teams that were also 3 games under .500 (at later points in the season! I.e. with less time to recover) made the playoffs. The Green Bay Packers and Los Angeles Rams were both 3-6 and both rallied to make the playoffs. I think our team is capable of doing the same.Just remember, it’s not over until we’re officially eliminated. And try to have some fun with it - now that we’re in a hole it will be way more fun when the team digs out of it.
>>144668588The one chargers fans
>>144668509Pat is still doing clutch drives to win games even if he's likely not gonna have another 50 TD season this year
>>144668623combination of the clothes that make her look like a slut but the smile and playful attitude make her feel approachable
>>144668623Girls in cute outfits are supposed to make you horny
>>144668664nah bro literally zero defense you are done kiddo accepting it is your only way to avoid disappointment joe burrow cannot outscore every team with his defense giving up points on every drive
>>144668652I uh, badly want us to have black alternates...
>>144668588based, I've been doing this when I go outside to smoke>>144668617yeah, who won?
For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
>>144668703nice falseflag, idiot
I've been trying to keep this quiet until I made my final bets but sadly to say, the Bears are going to win the division this year and possibly the Superb Owl.Caleb derangement syndrome is already in full effect because secretly fans of other teams know this too. He is arguably the most talented QB prospect in the history of the organization and with just his aura alone the Bears are moving like legit contending organization. The Bears were already on the path towards this with Fields but he got injured and derailed the season. Since then the WRs have been upgraded even further with Keenan Allen and Odunze. They literally have the best WR trio in the league and now a QB that thrives in the pocket. Thats not even to mention the addition of Swift who can permanently give him a safety valve with juice. When healthy the oline is actually very solid too and King Poles even added more legitimate depth to fill in should injuries occur again.The Bears are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense 2 years ago and took a huge step last year, but just couldn't overcome injuries. This becomes scary when you realize that their defense practically became elite overnight after trading for Sweat. He alone takes pressure off the rest of the Dline including Big Dex who is already pegged for major improvement at 3-tech based on early training camp reports. They still have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, but now you an add secondary to the mix now that JJ has reached elite status and the rest of the draft picks hit.The Lions were BTFO by the Bears in 7/8 quarters and Love is being praised for putting together one half of a good season, if you don't think the Bears are heavy favorites to win the division after the massive offseason improvements youre delusional. And with the NFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. YFWDBWDSO
>>144668680I literally jacked off to the pic you posted !
>>144668637Sam Darnold does have the cutest butt
>>1446686692 clutch defensive drives, 1 drive where a 4th down penalty put them in a position for Butker to drain one. Not particularly Mahomes-driven victories, at least not in the same way as in previous years.
>>144668719Nta but I’m a gay fentanyl addict and a chiefs fan and I watch a lot of cuck porn
>>144668725Nah, that's the tranny cheerleader on the Panthers
Mahomes Mountain is the only legit QB tier list
Mount this bussy
>>144668746turn off the proxy nick
>>144668725FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
>>144668739You're a raiders fan and you make a lot of cuck porn of your wife fucking other dudes
>>144668761I wish, I don’t have a wife and no woman will date me. Still a chiefs fan
>>144668761nah that’s you
>>144668761I just said I'm a Chiefs fan, dawg, and don't yuck my yum
>>144668746That's very semitic of you
honest to god i've been waiting the last hour for TNF. Just remembered it was Wednesday
>>144668796baseball is on pendejo
It's always actually about the Chiefs
>>144668687That’s what she said
>>144668796KWAB
>>144668796I hope the cucksois get btfod
>>144668772But enough about me
>>144668796I'm gonna put a hundo on danny dogshit even though I don't think he's ever beat the cowgoys
>>144668806>chiefcel lurking opposing fanbases reddit pagesoh no no no
>>144668839I'm a DL Bengo enjoyer teehee
>144668806>posting reddit screenshotsNope, no (You) from me. And the Chiefs are spiritually 1-2.
>>144668839They're so sensitive kek
>>144668861t. Itshardtofindaname4
>>144668861you're spiritually still a virgin
I hate the chiefs and the refs and the NFL cheat for them
>>144668861>spiritually 1-2go back
Is it too late for the Bears to trade Williams for Daniels? Sell high?
>>144668913Caleb had a lot of yards and touchdowns, despite the loss
Which one of the 2-1 teams is the most fraudulent? Hard mode: don't say Eagles
>>144668890Thank you.
>>144668923He looks pretty ass though eye test wise
>>144668913The trade deadline isn't until early November
>>144668861>Nope, no (You) from meA downvote, one could say
>>144668937What about the brown eye test?
>>144668861They hated him, because he spoke the truth
>>144668985>>144668985
>>144668664Ask me how I know you've only been a fan for less than 5 years
There have been six completed Hail Mary throws that did not result in a touchdown since ESPN began tracking them in 2009. Williams' heave to DJ Moore on the final play of the first half landed on the 1-yard line. It's the second time since 2009 that a Hail Mary has been caught with the play ending at the 1-yard line. The other? Former Bears quarterback Mitch Trubisky's Hail Mary to Kevin White in Week 7 of 2018.
>>144668669True
