EUROPA LEAGUE, GROUP PHASE>Wednesday 25th September 202421:00 Dyn. Kiev - Lazio 0-3 (ongoing)>Thursday 26th September 202421:00 Roma - Ath. BilbaoCOPPA ITALIA ROUND OF 32>Wednesday 25th September 202416:00 Pisa 0 - 1 Cesena18:30 Udinese 3 - 1 Salernitana21:00 Genoa - Sampdoria 1-0 (ongoing)>Thursday 26th September 202418:30 Monza - Brescia21:00 Napoli - PalermoReminder to keep it crusty, sing your daily faccetta nera, come out of retirement at least once and stay raviolipilled.
negru
well thats clearly a red
now that's a good thread
>>144665235He knew it
What is it about Inter DNA in goalkeepers that makes them unable to defend their near post?
nihao
>>144665280Inter legend Mike maignan
kys grimtoli
>>144665280you mean black goalkeepers?
>>144665280Eriksen with the masterclass in ball-hogging
>>144665308Handanovic isn't balck and Julio Cesar is brown
>red card robbed us of they provegod save replay
This is the thread
There's who sells Onana for 50m and who pays Scesny his Barcelona erasmus
>>144665386this but the other way
>>144665401let him live his delusion
the fuck?!
>nignoglin
negro moment!
kek nogslin is shit,
3 minutes kek
it was supposed to be random negro memories, not random negro moments
Noslin just wants to get in front of a screen to watch how his club Twente is finishing the game, fair play to him
I'm just sat here mouth gaped open at the sheer retardation
Deserved Samp gole
>>144665472Kek
>>144665497oh my science!
>>144665533You guys have science in Brazil?
Always thought borini was older
>>144665573nah that's gay
Sborini
Isaksen hair is so weird man
Benuldies on the derby
overall good performance, may noslin forever rot on the bench. Hopefully Floriani replaces marusic next season because its getting so fucking tiresome watching him
*prances*
can these penals go quickly because I need to do my duolingo and poo
yay
Mirett-ACK
juveDNA
that Genoa girl looks like that pornwhore Sybill
Allegri out
I want that Silvestri kit
oltrance
warra gol kikko
oooh that Genoa girl was hotItalians from Genoa can't suffer
Geno-ACK
Based Sekulov, Gobbo DNA at its finest
>la misteriosa tifosa della Sampdoria
Pirlardino out
777bros...everything is falling apart
cute chubber
Sporting directors should join the team when they're reprimanded by the ultras since they're the one that throw money away on the mercato
I just flashed Giuntoli in Brugge WTF?!
What if the sporting director is an algorithm?
Gyokeres mentioned>>144666126Searching for the Douglas replacement
>>144666142Luiz or Costa?
>osemen>mertens>icardi>torreira>batshuayi>bakayoko>omar colleywhy didnt you guys watch the real mr tim seria match
where is the miretti rating retard + incompetent who slanders fagioli at every missed pass? have you watched this shitter tonight?
>>144666129Moneyball fags seething at this simple trick
>>144666318Fagioli played tonight?
Sleep tight /seriea/ and reminder that that the entire Batman: Arkham collection is on sale on the PS store for €7,19 and you're a thief of your own wallet if you don't pick it up for that price.
>>144666522cope
>a goal from 30000 years ago
debut goal of a predestined player before they unsuccessfully tried to kill his career out of fear
>predestined player>is already 24 yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3zZrOm_d4>i bet in the blackest and darkest teamsIt works btw, udinegru is having a good season
he is 23 yo, he was stopped 1 year for a cardiopathy, another year by anti-Juventinic miasma, and a third year by *sips* birlo, and modric was a nobody until 27.
>>144666759>another year by gambling like a retard and fucking his club over for an entire seasonFtfy
>>144666580
ragazzi is My Brilliant Friend any good? scoped it in hbo max and it caught my interest
>QUALCHE CIFRA— Basti pensare che la percentuale di riempimento di San Siro nella scorsa stagione è stata del 95% per il Milan e il 96% per l’Inter. I numeri del campionato ’23-24 danno per i rossoneri una media di 72.008 spettatori, che scendono a 70.711 considerando tutte le competizioni. >Per quanto riguarda l’Inter: 72.838 in campionato, ovvero 72.023 in termini stagionali. Di fronte a queste cifre è comprensibile che le milanesi storcano il naso di fronte all’ipotesi di perdere una parte di pubblico. Anche perché entrambe la scorsa stagione hanno superato gli 80 milioni (lordi) di botteghino.Thats quite impressive actually. I thought it would be much more empty on average.
>>144668427>a woman recounting an over-decade-long friendship between two womenat your testosterone's risk and responsibility
>>144668427Go watch Pachinko
>>144668915i mean i can enjoy some femkino from time to time as long as it's not she-hulk or true detective season 4-tier>>144669144sounds phenomenal, thanks for the rec
are Asllani and Frattesi going to start against Udinese then?2 disastrous purchases, they make me miss Gagliardini and I don't say this lightly
>italian newspapers today have the headline: "total war, the world risks" they say it so as not to cause panic kek
>>144668427>PachinkoMy mom read the books and loved them
>>144673050Asllani doubtul, but Frattesi very likely. In fact it will likely be Hakan - Frattesi - Zielinski trio
KNEEL to zzala
how realistic is for Roma to win tonight?
>>144674151Not much.
>>144674470Just updated the list
>>144674644Update your cv you neet
>>144674662jokes on you I'm shitposting at work
Gm sirs it’s Tummy Thursday!>im tired and hungover, also saw a colossal spider in the bathroom while getting up for a piss early this morning
>>144674753super small waist gf when
>>144674662>nooooooooo how will mr Polentoni buy another yacht, you have to work to pay the pension of people who have been taking it for 40 years I'm going crazy aaargh
>>144674764Business idea. Acquire gf then put her in the cellar and starve her until small waist achieved
>>144674768you could always just copy another nation's retirement payment system if you dont like your thoughever.at least its not built like ours where the goverment put it together without ever thinking anyone could live past 70 or that more than 20m people could live here, so 3-4 people being nicked to pay for one person's retirement was fine (it still wasnt, and its even worse now with 50m people)
>>144674783It's mostly genetics really, you can't get that in a gym
>>144674786Business idea 2.0: specialised eugenics programme to breed women with small waists and large hips
Bella atmosfera
Mboffa
>>144675089ue ue ue ue ue
>>144674753You didn't kill it right? Spiders are the gud guys
How flies the Sarmat missile
smiling is overrated
>>144675417>>144674644https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayybEMk-iDM
Surely puffon outshined a 1 season wonder like Dida in that mario party minigame in Manchester
>outshinedThis is your brain on MENSA
>>144675324Nah I’m sorry. It’s invaded my territory. These aren’t normal sized spiders, they’re gargantuan insults against the Lord.
The Lord created spiders. They're blessed creatures.Now, scottish terroni...
Scotterroni but it's the nameless things from LOTR
wtf
Gué a dirlo
>>144675533KEK
>>144666142Basados
You now remember PSY at the coppainfaccia final
Do NOT look up the result of Bodø/Glimt's match last night
>varane ded/gone/retiredpangrazio must open the mercato
>>144665218How easy is it in general to get tickets to a Serie A match short notice? Do the Italians have the same ridiculous ticketing systems we have here in England for top flight games?I'm going to be visiting a friend in Turin later this year, and also my mum has moved to France quite near the Italian border. I was planning a visit to Genoa by train and might try and see a game while I'm in both places (don't mind if it's Juve or Torino in Turin.)Is it possible to just turn up on the day or book a ticket online or do I have to become a member and then enter a ballot etc. etc.
>puffonWas never considered a "great" goalkeeper before the 2006 wc (also his contributions in that tournament are greatly exaggerated), drastically fell off from 2012 onwardsSo basically his main selling point of muh longevity doesn't really hold up since he was only actually good for like 5 seasons at most
>Manuel Locatelli says that he still has no regrets about turning down a move to Arsenal after EURO 2020, and is instead happy with the way things have worked out for him since his move to Juventus in 2021. [x]doubt
>>144675995im sure arsenal won a lot since 2021>>144675970be warned, serie a is unwatchable garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p66fcP-u0NMNew Metal Gear Solid Delta trailer is up
>>144675970I dont think you need memebership
>>144668838soccer is literally the only national sport we have
>>144676020>be warned, serie a is unwatchable garbageWhy are you in the serie A thread then lad?>>144676059Thanks. I suppose the team websites will have English options anyway, I just wanted to hear from the boys.
>>144675970you should be fine by buying the tickets on the club official online store, in authorised sales outlets around town or through sites like Vivaticket or TicketOne (this one might require the tessera del tifoso/supporter's card bullshit but I'm not sure)iirc online sales usually end a few minutes before the start of the game so you shouldn't be having any problems
>After an investigation into racism against Vinicius Junior and Samuel Chukwueze, a Mallorca supporter received 12 months in prison & a Stadium ban for 3 yearsGood
You will never be swiss
>jailed for wordsgrim
>>144676021Animations look a bit.. weird.also why doesn't The Boss look like Charlotte Rampling anymore AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>144676232>implying anyone here is watching the games
Who the fuck is Samuel Chuckweze now?
It's raining
>You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn't you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart. You were asking to have your gun jam on you.ocelot looks a bit [redacted]
>>144676300You will always be swiss
*downloads Zenless Zone Zero*
>>144676551good side profile
The Last of Us: Season 2 | Official Teaser is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOsAJ7oe2QE
>>144676930kill yourself
>La Juventus ha definito l’accordo con l’entourage di Mbangula per il rinnovo fino al 2028 // Juventus have reached full agreement to extend Mbangula’s contract until 2028Gud stuff>>144676930Looking gud!
>>144665289The old inter Milan greeting
What makes Netherlands post these things?
>>144677138He supports Palestinians and other mudslim terrorists
>>144677146I also support Palestinians but not Islam(though I think Nasrallah's turban suits him well)
>Ravezzani: "In the sports prosecutor's offices, investigations into Italian football are useless. I'm talking about Milan: everybody knows that there are Mafia infiltrations in the organized tifos of Inter and Milan, yet nothing happens. After gunfire shots at each other or stabbings then something is maybe being ascertained. Strict provisions are needed for everyone, only on the Juventus ultras was investigated. We know historically that public prosecutors' offices are full of 'pro' or 'anyone but' fan judges, and in this case the typical 'anyone but' fan goes against Juventus 95% of the time"
>ghost of troonshima
Not really arsed about any of these games tonight desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FSwsrFpkbwAna de Armas' Ballerina trailer is up
>>144677751Napoli vs Palermo bruh
>>144677802That would mean I’d have to hunt for a stream and I’m not that interested. Duccio, thoughts on Kaswanjiro? He’s starting for the hun here
>Carlo Pinsoglio has penned a new deal until 2026Junto is cooking>>144677880Scottish league is probably his level. Was gud at Groningen and was Geertruida's deputy but he's never injured so didn't play much. Did decently on loan in Austria I think
50 sex in and ex-Sassol player scores for Rangers
>>144677924So much Memedivisie DNA in that side with Dessers, Cerny, Kasanwirjo and Propper. That cannot end well
>>144677797Day one at kino
>>1446779485pts adrift already, B*lgian manager too
>Oba Oba Martins son is playing for Monza
>come home from the fabbrica, starving>see pan full of smash burgers on the stove>start devouring it>halfway into it realize its not smash burgers at all>its fucking breaded zucchini slicesI am this close to partaking in some heinous domestic violence
>>144678286based pornhub meme man scored
i can’t believe how even a frankly intelligent person like me could have been memed into hating catholic christianity, one of the best achievements of the human soul, in his teens. i imagine the others.
>>144678314Meat is murder
*murders a healthy balanced diet*
>>144678314That sounds tasty>complaining someone cooked for you
>>144678580Chippy tea and wor hotpot is not a balanced diet
>>144678550go back to india
Are the Ikea office chairs any good or they all shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKWSM8P6lscHahaha ALLEGRI hahaha toppest serieass humor
>>144678855No one watches this crap, anon.
>>144678855Liked, shared and subscribed
The face of the future of Italian footballAS ROMA (3-4-2-1): Svilar; Mancini (C), N’Dicka, Hermoso; Celik, Koné, Cristante, Angeliño; Dybala, Baldanzi; Dovbyk>CristanteStop Mr. Zingaro pls.
>>144678922its 3-5-2
>>144678867wow just like the league itself
>>144678976I watch it and my dad watches it too, it's all I need at the end of the day
>>144678796Markus and jswhateverfelt are decent. Certainly better than gayming chairs in the same price range.
>>144678796I got jarvfjalet and I like it a lot, but armrests are extra. Holding strong going on 4 years.Markus is what everyone gets but I intentionally wanted a chair without armrests
>>144678796Only poorfags buy Ikea shit.Do you want to look like a poorfag?
i am avoiding serie a now since my bets are still live. tomorrow i think ill resume my calcio posting>>144678796markus is goated. i found mine for 25€ and its been perfect for 3 years at least.
Balatro for mobile is up
I can't get over how good Gyokeres' celebration is
>The Bianconere won the return match against PSG 2-1 and reached the group stage of the UWCL thanks to goals from Cantore and Bonansea.The girls won :)
Swisho un blvnt a swishland
>>144679181Did you bet on the darkest team?
Immobile snubbed
today we are Basque
Yeah, Lyon is playing
>atac banner in teverekekekekekekekek
What a portierone Sirigu
Bingo bingo bongoAncora Cyril Ngongo
bingo bango bongoI will now speak kikongo
so glad to see what Juric can accomplish finally with good attacking players at his disposal.
I liked De Rossi as manager, there, I said it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWPdW1UWQuQa better time
I don’t like you s4.
Half-time.
>Dovbyk is actually good now what the fuck happened?
>>144680179De Rossi left and Juric doesn't overthink
>>144680179multiculture vs monoculture boost
Immobile IN
Juric mogs de rozzi, big lvttazzo bvrini
Juventus defender Federico Gatti became a father this week. And what do you wear when you hold your daughter in your arms for the first time in the hospital and you're #gobbo4life?That's right, a Juventus sweater.
Cherki gol :)Kys Grimtoli
SOVL!
Domenico Benrahmardi
>named Saud>is a Saudibravo
SAUD
why is Mancini trying to start a fight with his Zingaro goalkeeper and Negru fullback?
>>144680725The 3rd word in your question is your answer
how's that not a red?
theatric bilbao
How’s that not a pen?
Rom-ACK!
>be named aiTOR>score a golPottery
not so Hermoso
juricsisters...
la solita rometta.mov
>Hermoso more like Merdoso ahah
There was a reason why nobody wanted to grab him ona free btw
how harassed are going to be athletic fans now?
Sesso minuti di recupero.
>>144680928real life zoomer söyjak
>they spent 25m on Soularemember when I said Samerdzic will be the flop of the season? Scratch that.
>>144681075basedla samerdazic
athletic wins 1-1 btw
>>144681075On a per-euro basis I still worry it might actually be Douglas Puiz
>>144681075>>144681119may allah smite you both for suggesting the cornerstone of my fanta being a flop
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSVUb7Voq_E
>>144681130Don't underestimate the guy after like 5 matches, when he gets ready to start we'll see greatness and I'm convinced of it.
>>144681256i'm not estimating anything yet, I'm just worried that's all
>>144681246how can he be so fast?
>>144681270I'm not really worried personally, he came from the EPlel and needs to adapt to a new league with a coach who's as autistic as it gets about not keeping the ball and passing quickly (which pretty much goes against how he plays).All I know is that I'm waiting for that Thuram-Luiz midfield.
>he came from the EPlel and needs to adapt to a new leagueMctominay (poonited reject) is a jugadorazo in serie ass after 3 trainings doe
Flop of the season? Thiago Motta.
>>144681323Isn't luiz a sort of swarthy Frattesi? he should rather swap places with koopmeiners.
>>144681354Ion know what people saw in him against Jj, but the fact that he went from a terrorist like Ten Hag to Conte probably helped
>>144681383I thought he was a sudaca Frenkie de Jong?
>>144681391No, he's the sudaca Fagioli but unlike the shitalian he's addicted to sex instead of gambling
>>144681403Wtf, I'm the Dutch Douglas Luiz
>>144681427always knew you were a bald fraud
>jewve last game was 6 days agoI don’t understand why football players complain about >muh we play so much already
>>144681383>FrattesiHe can pass, shoot, dribble and even defend from what I've seen of him, so I wouldn't exactly compare him to Frattesi.
>>144681438Bit rude
>>144681383>luigi swaps places with poopmeiners>poopmeiners swaps places with ruganibased
Free The Last Of Us avatars for PSN:Americas: EENL-3K57-EE8REMEA: E92P-28D4-DKN8Asia: 29LF-GDBC-CP7D
Pulishit being god-tier in serie ass is a shitalian humilation ritual
>>144681659I hate these horrible avatars with the + logo in the back jejAnyway... waiting for more DS2 avatars...
>>144681679Dropping soon, just saw Yamauchi and Kojimbo walking along the Rapenburg
I would have signed for a draw beforehand but the squad lasting 45 minutes is a big problem. It was basically a rerun of Genoa. Again at their first dangerous shot and again on a high ball. Abdulhamid gave me Edgar Alvarez PTSD.
Saud mentioned
>>144682048>AbdulhamidLina's best gift to Riomma :^)
>draw against genoakys grimtoli
Baldanpack
>>144682177Does Saud have bots defending him or are Saudis even bigger retards than Turks when it comes to overhyping anything from their country?
>>144683768NEC has some deal with Saudi-Arabia and in return they have a Saudi player in their youth teams. NEC fans/accounts get death-threatened because he's not playing for the first team kek
reminder that Metaphor: ReFantazio demo is up
kurpa de de rossi
>>144690315
>>144690709Impossibilus, de rossi is the bestest coachest everest and totally a tactical-technical genius, kurpa de kristante
all my bets went to shit. damnfactory calling
Gm sirs. I’m tired boss, dawg tired.
I will NOT put on my Autumn jacket. I will NOT concede that it is the end of Sigma Summer. I WILL support Scottish midfielders in Serie A regardless of my disdain for the citta of Nabole.
Good morning!Looks like an easy coppa win for jjewe
>>144691179for me its Cesena
>>144691179Riggi jewntolini
>>144690777I think franchino is a nazio fan btw
GM
