Tea2nd Test, Galle, September 26 - 30, 2024, New Zealand tour of Sri Lanka>SL>(62 ov) 194/2NZDay 1 - Session 2: Sri Lanka chose to bat.CRR: 3.12 • Min. Ov. Rem: 28 • Last 10 ov (RR): 21/0 (2.10)
have nz ever tried not being shit at sport lmao?
>>144674818yeah we tried that one time and then england cheated and stole the world cup from us
>>144674831lmao nothing personnel
Zachy is likely still asleep. In his bedsit. Crusted arse with semen
>>144674831?you're not eligible for the ashes champ
>zachy not posting>shitjeet not posting>countystreamslad not postinghmm my Noticing senses are tingling....
>four posts in>WHERE IS LE ZACHY DO I FIT IN YET XDXDXDfucking hell, you're worse than the tranny obsessed culture warrior virgins
>you're worse than trans alliesbit homophobic mate
yfo desu
>>144674984t. seething tranny
*checks scorecard*Umm peewee bros, this is the end of an era isn't it?
Wonder if I should move to Stow-on-the-Wold or maybe Bourton-on-the-Water
reckon you should move your sister's number to my PMs champ
Did a couple viewings this morning of propertyI knew they might need a little bit of work from the pics but blimey what absolute hovelsAmazing what a professional photographer can do
Pallas Cat house pet 2025
black swan house pet and pennant winner 2024
every cat in Aus is a 'house pet'they literally aren't allowed to go outsideimagine being a cat and being born there. grim grim gim
gen z boss and a mini
source tags and codes kind of evening
>>144675196>being a cat anddidn't need this part
my big boy kitty who's a retard has been going outside recently, pretty funny doesn't really know what the fuck is going on. met another cat he doesn't know and started wobbling side-to-side and meowing. genuinelly reckon it's moggy autism version of the flapping hands.
>>144675009We've been objectively dog shit for a long time now.Whatever "era" you're talking about ended 2 or 3 years ago.
>>144675218fuck off cunthttps://youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHIbtw anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONEWE HAVE LOST ALL CONTROLI WALK IN THE SHADOWS OF YOUR TORTURED REALM
>shitchell
>>144675269should have posted your national anthem mate (Servin' the USA)
>>144675519reckon that's your anthem matereckon you should also learn what satire isdidn't you cunts invent monty python and fawlty towers
>fawlty towersaka bard the neeks favouritelow iq """comedy"""
>>144675565Afternoon ZachyWouldn't go so far as to call it my favourite, but it is a VERY good comedyThey just don't make them like that anymore, sadly
>>144675684real tragedy fawlty towers only had 2 seasons
>>144675693Real tragedy is it even had 2. Absolute tripe. Explains why a midwit malder would like it
>>144675693Agree and disagree desuWould have loved for there to be moreBut part of the beauty of some of the kino UK comedy shows is that they're short and sweet (whereas yanks have the tendency to do them to death with 8 series of 24 episodes each, finally letting the thing die when it's stopped making money because people start to hate it)
>>144675565so true. the advent of YELLING IS FUNNY plus the advent of AWKWARD IS FUNNY mixed into one.
>and his name is fawlty right? I mean it sounds like faulty! genius I reckon
Fawlty Towers is terrible
Tell Malcolm we're servin'Servin' USA
RIGHT!!! THAT'S IT!!! I CAN'T MAKE ANY JOKES AND I AM COMPLETELY WITNESS!!!!! I GOING TO HAVE TO YELL!!! YES THAT'S IT YOU MADE ME DO i AM YELLING!!!
This is quite simply top quality comedy, and /cric/ approved to bootIf you can't appreciate this, I regret to inform you that you're probably non-whitehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN7L_cte7PA
Came here from /afl/ and this thread is a complete clown parade
Obvioiusly the 38k a*glo shitter malder can't admit that Yes Minister or The Thick Of It is actually good a*glo shitter comedy as it brutally mocks and belittles little c*vil servant rats
computer says no!
>>144675773enjoyed it when I was younger but it is a bit like this tbf
>>144675821That's when comedy started to decline in the UK desu, although Little Britain is still nowhere near as shite as the tripe that passes for comedy nowadays90s were still kino, what with your Day Todays your Brass Eyes your I'm Alan Partridges and so an so forthBy the 2000s you've still got a few decent shows like Peep Show and the Office, but the rot has set in by that point and the inexorable decline has begun
the fast show was when it peakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAERxf4yYaw
>although Little Britain is still nowhere near as shite as the tripe that passes for comedy nowadaysdon't watch modern comedy but I have my doubts this is true. that show was utterly awful - the only 'appeal' was completely unfunny catchphrases 12 year olds liked to repeat on the playground
>>144675842>The OfficeRicky Gervais is only passably funny when he is doing stand up, every scripted series he has done is pure cringe
Black Books is amongst the last good British comedies
fat bloke dressed as a woman:>AM I BOVERED???>YEAH BUT NO BUT YEAH BUT NO>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwe really lost our humour for a few years back then. wtf did they put in the water
mogged
>Ricky Gervais stand up
if the mighty boosh had a single season and left it, would've been biblical
>>144675888season 2 had some good episodes, season 3 is godawful though
>le randomness is le funny ok?!!???
last good comedy show >we came up with was probably Peep ShowThe M&W Look is inconsistent and reminder that cricket sketch they did is disastrously unfunny
second ball wicket, Lanky starting strong
>>144675868Not a fan of Ricky Gervais's stand up desu, or anything where has a modicum of creative input himselfThe shows co-written with Stephen Merchant (Extras, Office) are way better, and Gervais is a great actor in those rolesThe shows without Merchant's influence (Derek, After Life) are shite, Gervais's obnoxious personality comes out way too strong >>144675881True but Dolly will be playing in Div 1 next year
some of you brits are alright, stay out of pawl mawl tomorrowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgnaAiAi1Pk
>>144675910surprisingly good take re Ricky Gervais
>>144675899I like the M&W snooker commentary sketches
peep show is fucking dire. situation cringe humour is for fuckwits.
is 306/3 really a respectable performance by the New Zealand bowling attack?
another wicket, Lancs flying
>>144675982t. Mohammed Anwar Butt
>>144675910his earlier standup is excellent shit take
>>144676005More of a rugby county desu
>blimey! is this another awkward encounter! cripes!
Upstart Crow had some good moments
always looked extremely reddit so never bothered
and yet you took up bouldering, the most reddit activity possible? weird
not himbut yes, ol toothpick arms would probably love it as he's peak reddit
This thread fucking stinks i'm heading back to /pol/.
3 down Pears collapsing
>written by ben eltonyikeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jm8zlLdk7w
Going to make steak frites at 1am
and a 4th, *this* is what Lancs is getting relegated fromdepressing
5thembarrassing now
>>144676133>>144676162>>144676184All part of our plan to relegate our bigger rivals (Notts or Bears) and save our friends in the northYou're welcome
>>144675982For Fuckwits, midwits and halfwits
Pears bazzing the shit out of the Lankies now, this wasn't the plan ffs
All comedy is boring. Highly suspect I am a bit too intelligent for the whole thing. There needs to be a new genre of ultra-high brow comedy to meet my requirements.
t. to unintelligent too understand the humour in faulty towers
>he isn't watching the latest series of Curb Your Terrorism
>>144677062Disagree. More likely you just need to kys.
>>144677139Precarious placement that
>>144675684wasn't me dumb neek
Currently creating some absolutely masterful flowcharts in PowerPointReplacing dense and poorly written operational instructions with simply visual materialThese are the sorts of skills you pay a £41k salary* for *5% average pay rise distributed across grades pending
>needs pretty pictures rather than detailed precise instructions
Every time I simplify the instructions to only what's needed, some woman will invariably add in her own pointless and disorganised edits and shit things up completelyGod I hate* women
Have to manage a woman with quote and quote """"mental health""" now and I just know it's going to be a bloody nightmareWill just let her get away with whatever she wants and not expect any work from her desu, better that than risking a disciplinary for making a sad person more sad by telling them to do some bloody work for once in their life
>pass out>find out i accidentally derailed threadwhy does this keep happening
>>144675879fluoride mostly
>>144675899>>wewhich position do you play m8?
>>144677674your second sentence didn't need the mental health aspect in the context of public servants
>>144677072it's two retard
>>144677787no but Steven May
rust never sleeps such a good album corr
Pocahontas such a clever song. Marlon brando featuring I suppose reference to his Oscar refusal
Deleted all his stuff except Cortez The Killer. Just don't listen to him no more. He did play harmonica on Furry Sings The Blues but the album which that's on is far too highbrow for /cric/ a*glo shitters
>be zachy>post about some boring off-topic shit*crickets*
>>144678660meds, weighted chin-ups, then bed you fat neek
*whistles Soul Limbo*
Zachy and 'shitjeet' just coincidentally posting at the same time again
zachy is on holiday in france, but curiously seems to have replied to a post while using a british flag. almost as if...
Zachy b be like "corrrrr thats a big baguette im gonna shove that up me flabby batty"
>>144679443"phwoar"
fat neeks seething again blog on fatties and stop obsessing over me you creeps
>>144680135i may be fat but at least i'm not gay
disgusting tattooed whore revolting
>doesn't deny he's gayhow many "L's" can zachy take?
clean my faeces you fat neek
High level sportsmen how the fuck do they do it?
First time in /cric/, who is this Zachy you're all on about?
zachy's had 2 glasses of wine and is off his titsa proper (also literal) lightweight now lmao
>a*glo shitters still seething at being halfwit musicians with midwit musical taste
if zachy calls you a 'neek' it means he's been rattled and you instantly win the exchangethe 'You're wrong' of 2024
>>144682311You're wrong.
>>144678660yes this thread is literally about crickets
>>144680414Nothing wrong with that.
>>144683091
>>144683158Nothing wrong with any of that.
I'll tell you what's wrong.. toil looming
Lunchtime. Lazy Friday. Fuckin ay
>>144683837Nothing wrong with that.
>>144685379trip on shlomo
High level competition looms
business idea: when nz bat they save everyone some time by declaring immediately
>>144674808>steve irwin>wholesomehe abused animals
so glad test cricket's back
Are sri lanka the ultimate minnow-basher?
morning
the shivnarine scranderpaul
Has there ever been a bigger case of 'winning the story' than Sri Lanka in england last time?
Kamindu is elite>>144690063Russia needs to nuke this a*glo shitter infested shithole>>144690197That'd be >poot
>>144690197they're bashing the ultimate minnow right now iykwim
