Deshaun Watson not interested in running more for Browns: 'I'm not a running back' Report: Russell Wilson dealing with "serious" calf injury Rex Ryan says Cowboys were too cheap to hire him as DC "It's a long shot" for Christian McCaffrey to return by Week 6 Bears RB Roschon Johnson could see an "extended look" in Week 4 Jim Harbaugh disagrees, 'disappointed' with Derwin James suspension Bills' Josh Allen clarifies perceived dig at former teammates Mike McDaniel: I'd give up play-calling duties if I thought it'd help Justin Herbert: Ankle progressing ahead of Chiefs game Panthers QB Andy Dalton pops up on Wednesday's injury report Ravens kicker Justin Tucker vows to fix 'technique' issues that have led to three missed FGs Steelers’ Darnell Washington fined for illegal block vs. Chargers Commanders RB Austin Ekeler (concussion) ruled out vs. Cardinals Saints rookie Khristian Boyd fined $4,600 for hit on DeVonta Smith Report: Dolphins unlikely to consider trade for QB Broncos linebacker Alex Singleton out for season with torn ACL Doug Pederson on Jags' 0-3 start: 'The speeches are over. We don't need any more rah-rah stuff' Cowboys' CeeDee Lamb sorry: 'I failed myself' and team Browns put OG Wyatt Teller on injured reserve Travis Kelce: I’m worried about winning, not the catches and the yards Steelers sign former first-round CB C.J. Henderson Broncos sign much-traveled LB Kwon Alexander
>>144678438My Steelers :)
>>144678438This is the thread
go burrs
What's wrong with that queefie constantly shilling his cope thread? It's been days and he hasnt gotten the message.
Lifelong fan of 6 years or something
>>1446777452 days 23 hours and 22 minutes until I can watch my vikies with my vikies friends
Daniel "60" Dimes
EAGLES EAGLES EAGLES!!!!!!!!
>black DBs
>>144678496Let’s name players that no queefs fan in 2024 knowsTamba Hali
>>144678523Isn't he the only white DB in the entire league?
>>144678524dante hall
>>144678438>"It's a long shot" for Christian McCaffrey to return by Week 6They know to be afraid.
>>144678438Strange. Everytime I prompt "Raiders" it keeps making this
>>144678582>the only entertaining onebased Raiders
>>144678554Yes, because DeJean is spiritually black
> Justin Herbert: Ankle progressing ahead of Chiefs gamethis fucking based retard is going to play isn’t he?
>>144678554Blankenship, Dejean, and the guy for the Saints
>>144678554Nah, he's got black in his guts
>>144678582
Chuck Pagano is one of the most airheaded boomer tards I've ever witnessed. Unintentional hilarity on the Pat Mac show.
>>144678672Black cum is still white, trust me, I know. Go lions
>>144678721Hes always on edge because his wife eats his ass out
>>144678499
>>144678675Guys, I think Ai is broken
Does anyone have a high quality screenshot of this image?
>>144678765IJUSTCAINT
> Detroit Lions center Frank Ragnow has been ruled out of Monday night's game.
>>144678765>coach u seriously tellin a nigga we outta dat orrril??
>>144678726kinda based
>>144678438If the Rams can win at least one of their next two, I'd feel pretty good about their chances for the season.
>snix bood
>>144678777These taste a lot better than Chef Boyardee
>>144678795he plays like a retard gotta love him
>>144678777centers aren't important
my redskins :)
>>144678807what positions are important?
>>144678765>We're up against WHO on Sunday?
Let's write an apology letter to Cowherd for not believing him when he said Darnold is elite. You know the drill: one word at a time. I'll start.Dear
>>144678792They rallied at home vs SF without Kupp, but going to Chicago without any of his top weapons won't be easy.
>>144678795He might be the next great black QB
>>144678816JA-RED GOFF! JA-RED GOFF! JA-RED GOFF! JA-RED GOFF!
>>144678816Missionary
>>144678820faggotman
why yall niggas so gay?
*ahem*them KANGZ been makin' ya seethe?
>>144678763Nvm. All I had to do was prompt 49ers.
All right racist retards if white QBs are so good how do you explain Herbert and Burrow being absolutely overrated trash?
>>144678836Especially when the black guy has his hands up under the white girls ass
>>144678860i disagree with the premise
>>144678860>but I know a tall Chinese guy!!!
>>144678853Because I like men.
>>144678862Go Eagles btw
>>144678853Chiefs are popular at the moment
>>144678853im a swiftie packers fan and still the manliest nigga here
>>144678860>HerbertInjured, went up against the best defense in the league atm, jimbo likes to run the ball.
Can’t wait to watch Thursday night football with you bros Always a comfy time in the game thread
>>144678893TNF is always terrible and therefore kino
>>144678893I’ll see you there anon
Cowboys beat GiantsSaints beat FalconsPanthers beat Bengals (Please God this would be so fucking funny) Rams beat BearsVikings beat PackersTexans beat JaguarsSteelers beat ColtsJets Bear BroncosEagles beat Buccaneers Commanders beat Cardinals49ers beat PatriotsChiefs beat ChargersRaiders beat BrownsBills beat RavensDolphins beat TitansLions beat Seahawks
>>144678893NFC East threads are complete cancer and that's on top of the nonstop coomer spam and the faggots who stop paying attention to the game halfway through the 2nd quarter to have heated debates about whatever off-topic nonsense is on the menu.
>>144678916Rodgers gets hurt playing the Broncos. Screencap this
>>144678824I agree, it won't be an easy game. Rams O-tackles are shaping up, McVay swapped to 12 personnel for better run blocking, but the Bears defense will probably get a pick and a fumble off this offense. Bears Offense vs the Rams D-Line (Verse, Fiske, Young, Turner) is where the difference in the game will be made. One of those units will break out next week.
>>144678893The general is slower and more comfier desu senpai.
>>144678927AND the Patriots wipe them next month
>>144678893The only good thing about gamethreads is the one anon (me) that occasionally posts Daisy Taylor. Go Chiefs
>>144678916shit picks
>>144678928Bears are going all out this week trying to get their running game going, probably starting Roschon Johnson instead of Swift.
>>144678960
>>144678985>>144678960Who the hell makes this shit
>>144678989children, I assume. It's hard to imagine an adult "male" spending hours posting AIslop
>>144678916>49ers beat Patriots
Why do I have a feeling that it's going to be a close game tonight? 24-21 Cowboys or something
I'll be watching hells kitchen and crime scene kitchen or dr odyssey
>>144679014Because you can see the future obviously, anon. You have a gift.
SKOL
>>144679014Giants DL is good and Cowgirls can't run the ball. Classic setup for Dallass choke job.
>>144679014do i put 20 bucks on giants +6?I just won 10,000 on online poker in a mystery jackpot lol
>>144679008If they lose it isn't a Superbowl hangover it's a Superbowl alcohol poisoning
I thank Krishna for another day, I smoked my third bowl from my water bong and I feel incredible
>>144679066Would do it quickly because I thought the line already moved to DAL -5
>>144679066>I just won 10,000 on online poker in a mystery jackpot lolcash out, buy crypto, sell at the top, repeate every 4-5 years. never, ever bet on sports again.
>>144678916>Lions beat SeahawksCome on, man. We all know how this ends. Detroit almost never beats them for some reason.
>>144678524>>144678562I'm gonna hit you with a Dexter McClusterhighest avg punt return yds avg at 12.1
>>144679073Jerking off while high is incredible. Do that.
>>144679014Cowboys will win in a blowout and their fans will come out like cockroaches and say they're back.
>>144679000the low quality gives me hope that it will still be awhile before AI makes anything of value. garbage in = garbage out
>>144679102This is what I see happening. I miss them. It's no fun when they bolt too early. The playoff bounces are the best
Hey now, watch out for our mettiejetties
>>144679073>brown, shitsmeared hands typed this
>>144679102This. The Giants exist to get rawdogged in division games.
>>144678562I'm not even a chefs fan but he's one of my favorite players of all time
>Keep Eberflus>Hire Shane Waldron>Draft Rome Odunze>Rush to sign D'Andre Swift over Saquon, Derrick Henry, Aaron Jones, etc.It's right on the line between incompetence and deliberate sabotage
>>144679098I'm worried that I'm going to get to the point soon where I only enjoy sex while high. I last a lot longer and it feels better.
I've stopped jerking off bros. I need to save my boners for the gf.
>>144678916GiantsSaintsPanthersRamsVikingsJaguarsSteelersJetsBucsPatsCommiesChiefsBrownsRavensTitansLions
>>144679151his only fault was plaguing us with goofs throwing up X's for years to come
>>144679164yeah you really shouldn’t be enjoying sex all that much. it’s more of a means to an end
>>144678524tfw Mahomes zoomers don't know who this isF
>>144679066Bro just gamble all of it. $10k? You can make that back in couple months. However, if you gamble it all on a long shot and win, you may never have to work for money again
>>144679207it's Steve Young.
Losing Josh Reynolds has unironically ruined the Lions offense
Looking at Hurts' interception against the Saints, it was not at all like his mistakes earlier in the season. Pic related is the field when he starts his throwing motion. It's not at all a bad decision or throw. The timing of the play design requires him to throw it early, and at this moment you expect Devonta to beat the safety to the spot. He slips a little and runs a poor route, and Mathieu makes a great play.
>>144679129You would think that after 3 straight seasons of raping cupcakes only to end up getting raped by real teams, Cowboys fans would stop.
>>144679253Unfortunately, the gnats aren't a good team.
Steve Young? More like Steve Hung amirite?
>>144679234Thanks, bro :)
>>144679176Jesus, you're not even married yet and you need to save your erections?ngmi
>>144679155Memerflus probably would have been canned if Poles trading for Sweat didn't happen/work outAt this point he looks like a legit DC when given at least moderate talent but I dont think he's a good HC at all.
Michael Penis Jr.
>>144679078Dak in the rain.
>>144679348haha benis
>>144679348And there it is.
>>144679348coward
>>144678537why is dallas in that tier? they only beat the browns... who got beat by the fucking giants.
>>144679176RIP prostate
>>144679066I put 10 bucks on the Giants because I had a 50% modifier that gave me +330 for ML on themfucking 33 bucks if they win lol
Dallas was a top 5 team last year and kept all of their key players on offense and defense.
>>144679335Eberflus doesn't run the offense though, it's ran by Waldron. In Week 4 hindsight, he was a bad choice at OC since the better NFL offenses so far are run first.
I didn't watch the game, how the fuck did the Broncos beat the Bucs
>too scared to QB sneak Cousins because of injuryJust put the penis in the hole, retards. Atlanta must be ran by absolute retards.
>>144679421The excuse is that the Bucs had a few pieces on defense injured but I think the Broncos might just be a decent team.
>>144679431Yeah why didn't they use Michael Penis Jr. to sneak it. I feel like that would have been the smart move.teams just turn into absolute retards when facing the chiefs baka
>>144679234We all knew it would, too. Jamo is never going to be a volume guy, so he's not the clutch second option when St. Brown is covered that Reynolds was (4th down drops in the NFCCG aside). Seems to be what's causing LaPorta's drop in numbers too. Raymond and Patrick aren't getting any real respect from defenders, so LaPorta's getting blanketed.
>>144679418well yeah, why would a good OC go to Chicago when Eberflus is on his last legs
>>144679066Based on the way both teams played last week that seems like a slam dunk bet
>>144679415>last year>kept all of their key players on offense3rd last rushing yards in the league THIS year.
>>144679431>>144679456I don't know why teams don't put a RB under center for obvious sneak situations
>>144679400Never understood this kind of betting. I want a chance to win big money in one night, not grind out an ROI like some fucking accountant.The Draftkings tournaments cost $3 and pay out 5-6 figures to winners, that's my kinda juice. I used to play online poker and would always play tournaments over cash games. Made a few big final tables and won about $15k over 3 nights one time. Chasing the dragon ever since but sports betting is a lot tougher to beat.
>>144679415They lost Tyron Smith and all of a sudden their defense is terrible without Dan Quinn
>>144679415>Dallas was a top 5 team last yearkek
>>144679418I'm not saying he does. but when you get the HC title, you bear the responsibility for the whole team operation. Also he had that embarrassing challenge call in the Houston game on a player that happened directly in front of his eyes.
>>144678820Rape
>Dallas was a top 5 team last year
>>144678860>overrated trash>still better than the best black QBs
DRoTY incoming
Which shit team will truly be exposed tonight?
>>144679415It's a culture issue>dak and cd got their bag and only care about boosting their numbers>jj doesn't give a fuck and selects players based on how big their dick is >parsons is a podcaster with an nfl side job>even the notoriously delusional cowboys fanbase have resigned themselves to stat padding mediocrity
>>144679528>mitchell DROTY>Carter DPOTYi will kneel to fangio if this happens
>>144679524They lost a bunch of their DL depth and their linebacker group is ASS
>>144679535Should be illegal
>>144679535Both, t.bh
>>144679535my disappointment is immeasurable. how is this even possible.
realizing it’s smart to frame a picture with the head of your penis cropped out when you send dick picks
I’m having serious alcohol withdrawals, I’m seeing things and hallucinating like crazy. I don’t want to go to a doctor because doctors are kike magicians and work for Big Pharma (Big Israel) I’m fucking shaking and sweating so much bros..
>>144679456maybe they should try having a qb on roster that isn't made of glass
>>144679503Wildcat is way too rare for some fucking reason
>>144679546>Carter DPOTYAre you on dr-never mind
>>144679564Be a man and deal with it dude
>>144679571>look mom..I said IT online!!>now I can finally be accepted by my group of fellow losers
>>144679564You do you
>>144679566they could run it legit at baltimore
>>144679584Not that anon but he will be deserving this year. Very likely won't get it because of edge rusher bias but he's going to be all-pro at least.
>>144679535Cowfags gonna lose but both teams will be fully exposed.
>>144679571How do you arb bet? I know nothing of betting but I've heard of this. I think the person who I heard it from used some website called oddsjam or something?
>>144679601>inb4 they already do
>>144679601The Tits ran Henry at wildcat all the time. It's stupid not to do it but I get that he's getting older now.
>>144678438>Bears RB Roschon Johnson could see an "extended look" in Week 4He better. Yeah, the Bears run blocking is bad but not 1.8 yards per carry bad. Swift just straight up runs into dudes.
>soon
>most teams can't even field 5 competent offensive lineman>the eagles are two-deep at almost every position on the lineIt's crazy how good Steen and Fred Johnson looked when Becton and Lane got knocked out of the game. Stout is the GOAT and they scout linemen so well.
>>144679571Yeah it's supposed to be fun. Who the fuck wants to dedicate their life to studying sports factors every day all day to eke out a long term profit?I find a sharp angle on a game and take 10 minutes to build a $3 lineup. Keep the process right and one of these times I'll hit, which will be worth years of long term mizer betting, without being a no-lifer stat nerd the entire time.
>>144679631When will teams stop paying money for ex-eagle o-line babbys?
>>144679646>still getting shit-housed by Tampa
>>144679635
>>144679564Ride it out, bitch. I went through the same shit when I quit drinking after I had drank until I blacked out every day for 6 months. You'll survive.
I don’t care what yall say, my eagles are winning it all this year
I hope the iggz kick the snot out the fuckinqueers
>>144679535:D:O
>>144679564I had 2 seizures from trying to just "ride it out". Be careful, anon.
Where can I watch condensed game replays? Nfl-video got v&'d
>>144679646Too bad your HC sucks.
>>144679691>no AJ Brown>no Devonta Smiff>rainy day in Tampa>veteran D stacked box against SaquonJalen gonna be Hurting
I didn't notice until watching it again now, but on Saquon's long TD run the corner and the safety got absolutely fooled by the fake bubble screen lel
>Ragnow ded>LaPorta dedWLWLions
>>144679742So what you're saying is if the Saints played better than the Giants that they win that game? Really interesting...
Red-pill me on the new kickoff rules
>>144679564Glad you found a gimmick, anon
>>144679721kek, birds will be fine
>>144679778kickers are trying to put the kickoff on the goal line to force a return for marginal gain compared to a touchback.
>>144679781based gimmick noticer
My wife!
>>144679777You sound desperate for some cope, damn
>>144679778Sean Payton is right, the penalty for a touchback should be putting the ball at the 35 or 40. Right now kicking a touchback is still a relatively safe call.
>Hurts can't throw moving to his lef-This was a dime
chiefs chargers the ultimate trap game
>>144679850Is there any network that live broadcasts games in this format? I like seeing the whole field.
>>144679857no. chargers could win if they were healthy but it’s not a trap game
>>144679865They do it on Amazon Prime when they broadcast the Thursday games. I watch it whenever I can.
>>144679857Sending my energy to the Chorgers to cause another "muh flu" meltdown
>>144679721he's just gonna spam it to goedert (170yards 2TDs)
>>144679850based throw because he had to fit it back across the field into a tight window.
>>144679872herbert is playing
>>144678523>White HC>White QB>White CBOfficial team of the white man
>>144679918its the lions
>>144679535thats gonna be a would from me dawg
>>144679947Damn. Kevin James looks like that now?
>>144679918But they suck
>>144679535
>>144678523>confirmed in podcast that teams asked him about his race before the draft
>>144679947>>144679958Literally who?
>>144679908probably. but their other 2 best offensive players are out. so is derwin james. idk about bosa but he’s a difference maker
>>144679535I love fat chicks so much it's unreal
>>144679962It's hard to tell where they're at after playing the Steelers and Seahawks who have very good defenses and the Buccs who have a lot of injuries.
>>144679976>refs make sure derwin is out of the chiefs gamecoincidence?
>>144680015put this man in jail
>>144680015>Kelce heemedWew
>>144680015Picture what would happen to a defender who did that move to the mutt himself
The Carolina Panthers
>>144680053and there it is
>>144680015>NOOO REFS HELP ME (PREEMPTIVELY)Kwab
>>144680042season long suspension easily
>>144678438Which teams are finished for the season? I'd sayDolphinsPatsBengalsTitansBearsJagsRaiders
>>144680042one can only dream
>>144679415top 5 teams don't get obliterated in the wild card by the puckers
>>144679834That wasn't even a Sean Payton thing. That was the original rule proposal they put forward, and it's what the XFL did.
>Life in Cleveland.
>>144680015no
>>144680134my battlehogs :)
>>144679834fuck it just give the other team a touchdown if they dare to kick the ball in the endzone. this is getting ridiculous.
>>144680136I wanted him to barf :(
>>144679597What?
>>144680153
>>144678523eagles keep losing games because they refuse to play their white CB Dejean, he played with Moss and Iowa and is actually better
>>144680184pige
>>144680136Was that a white claw? Kek
>>144679614You can use that but I’m too cheap to pay. Basically a site aggregates lines and shows you where you can bet both and profit no matter what wins. Say you have Dak at over 250 tonight at -110 on draftkings but fanduel has him at under 250 for +115. You then do a quick calc of what to bet on each side to lock in a profit. It’s not hard.>>144679649Getting free money is fun to me. > Keep the process right and one of these times I'll hit, which will be worth years of long term mizer betting,That’s definitely happened to you right? You’re certainly up long term aren’t you?
>>144680136Ol hoss is hammered
>>144680222they dont make alcoholics like they used to
>>144680222Don’t talk shit about white claw, they’re easy to drink like 7-13
>>144679646good o-line coaches are underrated in terms of impact, Patriots o-line coach retired and turned so shitty they begged him to come out of retirement and they won 2 more super bowls with Brady
>>144680136Went to hard on the pre-game.
>>144680299too hard*
>>144679908He’s crippled and will leave the game again. He needs to sit out.
>>1446803142 hrd*
Should I stay up and watch the Cowgirls?I would love for them Gurls to lose. Come on it's the Giants tho
My Bengals
>>144680015>it’s the refs fault Derwin speared people last game after being warned not to
>>144680339>what the fuck are you doing you stupid negro!? you can't just tackle someone in a football game!
What if tua dies on the field
>>144680332You can't have two spaghetti dinners!
>>144680092Panthers too. Likely the colts
>>144680367we can only hope
>>144680367all dolphins fans will rejoice
>>144680367Would be the 3rd guy in NFL history to do so that we know about. Other than the novelty of it who cares really?
>>144680367If he dies he dies
>>144680367People will scream on social media, nfl makes the dumb do nothing caps mandatory and then the following season everyone forgets about it till it happens again where the cycle repeats
>>144680015Mahomes' manoeuvrability in the pocket is crazy
>>144680400Based
What will be the final record of the team that wins this slop?
>solely responsible for ending the Patriots undefeated season/sp/ would not exist without this man.
>>144680355> what the fuck are you doing you stupid negro!Correct. Now you get it
>>144680367I’ll laugh
>>144680441I remember /b/ getting spammed with >18-1
>>144680367the virtue signaling will be unbearable
>>144680441thats a big guy
Hand over Stoutland, Filthadelphians.
>>144680433Jasg beat the Toxins and go on a cringe-kino streak to an 8-9 divisionb owl championship
No one tell Kelce
I've got a flu and even though I cant watch the vikies tonight with my vikies friends because vikies dont play tonight, I might as well tune in tonight to root for the giants to beat cowboys
>>144680433Texans are an easy lock for the division winner but who's the runner up. So far Colts are the least bad of the bad teams but they're all interchangeably shit. Tlaw is mediocre at best and is coasting after committing robbery, Richardson has abysmal accuracy for short/medium passes. Levis can play well but seems mandated by god to go full retard 5 or 6 times a game. All three defenses are made of paper, don't let the Bears being somehow even worse distract you from how shit the Colts defense is
>>144680564Get well soon anon.
>>144680564How much do you make in disability a month?
>>144680569The division is truly horrendous and there is no end in sight
>>144680605I work, anonfriend>>144680591Thanks buddy
>>144680564thank you for your support
>>144680291I'm terrified of the day Stout retires. I think it would close their window for a while.
>>144680529He can do better.
>>144680616What kind of work can infantile retards do?
>>144680441
>>144680564get well soon my frend
>>144680433The beatdown the toxins just took leads me to believe the clots aren’t out of the race yet
>>144680441He’s forever Based.
Josh Allen is overrated
>>144680640send out some cv's and find iut
>>144680679>i sit in ______
ill probably be able to watch them boyz tonight, Lets go prescott
>>144680640There's a plethora of jobs that frens can do>>144680626I believe in you guys>>144680656You're a cool dude
>>144680689Can I borrow some of your frog images?
>>144680700I hate women
>>144680700You are such an unserious weirdo
>>144680721im not a fan just have a bet
>>144680700>not actually cryingprobably a raiders fan
Pantherbros... I'm nervous. I've been shittalking on /sp/ and on social media lately and I'm afraid we may get exposed on Sunday.
>>144680702NTA but here's new york inspired apus
>>144680367Good
>>144680700What the fuck is this whore on about?
>>144680750isnt it just better to tank the season and get decent picks
>>144680755cute
>>144680773Not to sell tickets. Panthers last year had .50 cent seats. Another couple years of rebuild? They might start giving them away to homeless people
>>144680763people are being mean to travis, mahomie not passing the ball
>>144680441HEFTY LEFTYF
>>144680773no
>>144680773Not this early in the season. They can still make the playoffs
>>144680795Wrong
>>144680795Well ain’t this just doggone peculiar
>>144680787dAmn at this point they should consider relocate
>>144680750>I'm afraid we may get exposed on Sunda31/32 teams are exposed every single year. Actually all 32 teams, because even the Super Bowl winners will lose a few games during the regular season.
>>144680805>Wronghow
>>144680795Move Hurts up 3 tiers.
When are the Bills taking their first loss?
>>144680795perfect
>>144680836>Move Hurts up 3 tiers.You are INSANE. If he has a good game this week he'll move up one tier though
>>144680841Probably Sunday because the Ravens are desperate to avoid a 1-3 start.
>>144680788He’s looking slow as shit this season.
joe burrow
>>144680845How the fuck am I insane? He's a really good QB. I would rather have him as my QB than over half of the current starting QBs.
I’m stealing your frogs.
>>144680866literally who?
>>144680872If the Buccaneers play well on offense against the Eagles, I will seethe desu.
bills arent that good
>>144680875Go ahead dude frogs are meant to be shared
>>144680875>I’m stealing your frogs.
>>144680866more like 0 burrowas in 0-3
>>144680845I believe the Eagles can win a Super Bowl with Hurts as the starting QB desu.
>>144680901Neither are the niggerbirds.
>>144680225>That’s definitely happened to you right? You’re certainly up long term aren’t you?Most I've won in a DK tourney was $100, I'm probably down ~$200 overall last few years, but I'm getting more consistent in cashing. I used to play online poker tournaments for a living and recognize a lot of the same patterns. Took me a while to hit in poker too, need some luck in any given tournament to win, but consistent process will put you in a good position to get lucky over time.
>>144680929>Hurtslol
>>144680929>>144680868This is the best I can do until I see a solid game out of him this week as a QUARTERBACK
If the Cowboys lose tonight what are the chances that McCarthy gets fired?
>>144681015forgot pic
>>144680773Watch as Dalton continues to perform and show that the team was actually fine or even good the entire time, and was just being hamstrung by a historic level bust as their QB
>>144681029>recency bias, the tier list
>>144678524priest holmes
>>144681050>>recency bias,are you fucking retarded there's only been 3 games for each qb of course its recent
NFC LEAST games are always fun because i can falseflag as either shitty teams.
The KWABungles are going 0-4 aren't they?
Hello
>>144681059yeah nigga choosing the 3 most recent games instead of literal years of data is the definition of recency bias. you have fucking andy dalton in s tier off of one game what the fuck are you talking about
>>144681074gm
>>144681029>prescott is that low while leading the league in passingi know he's a fraud in the playoffs and i know it's fun to dump on the cowboys, but whoever made that list is a retard.
>>144681074Is it me you’re looking for?
>>144681071No, they're going to remember how to play football and win 9 straight, making the division seethe. >inb4 their schedule is too toughDon't care, they're gonna do it because that's the kind of bullshit they're usually up to.
>>144681101>>prescott is that low while leading the league in passinghalf his yards are in garbage time>>144681088>he can't read file names>>144681012This is an accurate depiction of Gaylen Squirts and his 4 picks and 2 lost fumbles in the first 3 games
>>144681104>their schedule is too toughAlready 0-2 against last year’s 4th place teams KWAB
>>144681088Last year doesnt matter. Only one team, the chiefs, can even talk about it. The rest of the league is reset. Every team has changes in roster, and many new coaching personnel.
>>1446811249 straight wins incoming and we will all be back to talking about them as contenders.
>>144680795This >>144680836
>>144681029Criminal to have Geno that low
>>144678524Christian Okoyeget off my lawn
>be unemployed>land a job>immediately need a second George Bush's america
>>144681138They aren't beating the Browns, Eagles, Ravens, Cowboys, or Steelers. For the division they're going to split right down the middle. 9-8 season incoming.
Danny Dimes is finna besmirch the buttboys tonight.
>>144681033Panthers have talent, the O line has been adequate. just watch the tape on Bryce, he's tap dancing with his ancy footwork and plainly not making basic reads, seems anxioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRlkMVNNhqs
There's a bizarre narrative that Levis is a terrible QB or will be benched or whatever. Yes he lost his team two games, but snap-to-snap he's been playing like a franchise QB. He's not just game managing either, he's made some crazy throws. He's just made some fixable rookie mistakes. Do people just not know ball?
>>144681166Rooting for Danny Dineros to do the absolute funniest thing
>>144681156Cant wait for the reactions when it happens
>>144681166Seriously, though. If the Giants win tonight the Cowboys season is basically over, right?
>>144680472loser
>>144681169>black QB>manlet QBYou just cannot overcome 2 negatives in the big leagues
>>144681186Their season is already basically over. They aren't beating any good teams.
>>144681176It's called an attention economy for a reason, simply don't pay it your attention
1. Bills (15-2)2. Chiefs (13-4)3. Ravens (10-7)4. Texans (9-8)5. Jets (12-5)6. Steelers (10-7)7. Chargers (10-7)----1. Eagles (12-5)2. Vikings (12-5)3. 49ers (11-6)4. Saints (11-6)5. Packers (11-6)6. Commanders (10-7)7. Lions (10-7)
>>144681176Levis' mishaps are funny, I hope he never gets better.
>>144681186Yes. It's weird but they need this game far more than the giants do.
>>144681239Wow the vikings are going to lose 3 in a row then only drop 2 moreSay less
>>144680795>Minshew>CThey got fucked by the Panthers.
Cant wait for the rude awakening Steelers fans are in for when they realize they need a QB to win against good teams.
>>144681239>commanders
>>144681166He's fast.
Malik Willis
>>144679564goooooo eagles
>>144679561>send the girl I'm seeing a dick pic>she sends one back
Slopkino virtually guaranteed
>>144681313dumb frogposter
>>144681138holy shit what an easy schedule
>>144680875try stealing this one
>his team's owner doesn't know his players dick sizebased cowchads everyone else are faggots lolololol
>>144681260he's a less than stellar game away from D.
>>144681169here's Andy Dalton from week 3 for comparisonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkP9J3uMqhs
>>144681373NO fucking problem dude
Anyone remember why the Broncos fired Shanahan and traded Cutler? He was actually good.
>>144681424YOU FUCKED UPYOU FUCKED UPYOU FUCKED UP
>>144681424mods
>>144680875Hand them back
>>144681424>thumbnailkwab
>>144681424>s
>>144681337>Sneed injuredNo...
>>144681463Moving to Tennessee was his retirement
>>144681475Tennessneed
>>144681430Not sure about Shanny, but there were grumblings that McDaniels wanted to trade Cutler. He denied it and they had a meeting where they couldn't see eye to eye so it was kind of a mutual parting at that point. Obviously McDaniels was lying and wanted to trade him all along
jamarcus russell can't be the biggest bust anymore because the panthers traded 2 first and 2 seconds and a player for the number 1 pick
>>144681463It says not injury related. Some vets tend to take breaks from team practices on short weeks
>>144681503Rumor has it daddy was very mad after the game. People should record that stuff
>>144681498I'm on board with that but Jawalrus was his own special case because of the signing bonus and his absolute lack of effort. They're 1a and 1b in my book.
>>144681503KWABOTY
>>144681503>Steelers just signed Jags 2020 First Rounder CJ Henderson to their practice squadBtw how's Trayvon Walker doing
>>144681498Bryce Young is a bigger bust that Jawalrus and Leaf.Russell and Leaf had potential but never bothered trying. Young is trying yet fails. It’s not even close. Young is the biggest bust of all time.
Trey Lance just needs more time
ive noticed that this guy Shanahnah is always looking depressed
Whatever happened to Old Gay? Did he finally kill himself or get murdered, or is he just hiding because the Rat Birds look like shit?
>>144681568i wouldn't even put leaf as a huge bust because everyone wanted peyton
>>144678524Jared Allen, Eric Berry and Brian Waters. Eric Berry has a pick 2 for the win under his belt and is still one of my top ways to win a game
>>144681580Not surprising since his father is a prick
>>144681613what did he do?
Trips are fags, Chiefs are ref babies, jannies do it for free- go Washington
>>144681666Based Seahawks bro
Did Hamlin actually die from the vax? I’m trying to find evidence but nothing is conclusive
Watching x-files until the game starts, if I'm awake when it does, I'll prepare something nice for giants fans
>tornado warningit might be over lads..
What I despise most about the Chiefs is that they don’t take the regular season seriously anymore. It would be one thing if they three-peated off of another 2018 caliber season. Instead they’ll half-ass an 11-6 record and only play a few good games in the postseason to win another ring. They’re an NBA team now.
>>144678537This faggot is really doubling down on his Panthers shit, huh?
STOP drafting meme RBsDraft BIG MEN who can RUN THROUGH TACKLESSTOP drafting FLASHY players who can "make people miss in space" and catch the ballWHO CARES?Tyler Allgier is BETTER than BijanDavid Montgomery is BETTER than GibbsA RELIABLE run game, not an EXPLOSIVE run game supports an offenseTeams draft these meme players and then don't use them because they don't work in the NFL
>>144681503Tony is a fruit pie and the jags are as big of a joke as his wrestling promotion https://youtu.be/KV7ujxArbx8?si=LV8gnHSZRvurWypX
Fuck the saints.
>>144681643your mom
>>144681723>Draft BIG MEN who can RUN THROUGH TACKLESyou sound gay, probably a cowboys fan
>>144681723TyAl and Bijan are the same size though.
>>144681752Maybe but Bijan plays soft
>>144681682the evidence is that they hid his body away for months after the incident and even after he "came back" theyd only show him in weird shadowy rooms or with his face mostly obscured even while the announcers were sucking him off for being miraculously alive after a routine tackle
>>144681737kek got em>>144681643He's just a sour asshole curmudgeon. Easy to his kid having the sads
>>144681723Gibbs is clearly better than Monty, and regardless they are used in different situations and compliment eachother well
Fucking AI panthers babe
I love dicks and the Dallas Cowboys
>>144678438Giants by 1screen cap this
even though dak and the boys have a shit defense they will destroy the giants like usual
patrick mahomes’s mom’s maternal grandfather was a jewish immigrant
I have type 2 diabetes but I manage it well
>>144681723All I'm hearing is WAIT for the CHICAGO BEARS to IMPROPERLY UTILIZE a DAWG then SWOOP IN AND SEDUCE HIM during FREE AGENCY
>>144681796Did you take a small pill?
Please dont steal this for the love of god
>>144681796just show them tiddies already, Jardience girl
Screencap this, cowboys win by two touchdowns and it’s not even close
>>144681791mccarthy is done, it's about the belichiks at this point
>>144681697Stay safe. Those things are no joke.
>>144681794proofs?
>>144681813I did. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
SEA
>>144681801Yeah, Monty took a matching contract and dipped. I don't blame him
Football in 2 hours and changeTwo of the NFL QBs will be playing
Wait I thought the bears were favorites to win the Super Bowl? Wtf bros..
>>144681849You're a monster and I hope your team gets atleast 1 tie this year.
>>144681879I’VE BEEN WAITIN’ ALL DAY FOR THURSDAY NIGHT
>>144681879Two teams, two QBs. This truly is one of the football games of the season.
>>144681879Playing might be a bit of a stretch. More like experiencing, or collecting a check
>>144681863HAWKS
>>144681840i can tell just by looking
Dallas is a good team. The Giants are a good team. The Giants will win, but it's not some indictment on the Cowboys- both these teams are in the playoff race at the end of the year.
>>144681920>Dallas is a good team.lol no
Singles and the boyz get bootyblasted by the giants
>>144681987doubles negates your singles trips and you’re gay
>>144681991Oye vato
>>144681503I honestly love the commitment to the bit.
>>144681503I assume the neck brace is some sort of fetish thing, right?
WAITIN' ALL DAY FOR _________Fill in the blank.
>>144681987based>>144681998>off by 1KWAB
>>144681723I'll also chime in to say, especially in the Lions case, why not have 2 guys who are great? They basically just take turns on drives. Extra rest, and you really don't lose quality at all. It's not like Gibbs can't break a tackle. Dude's sneaky powerful. Just not as powerful as Monty.
>>144678438>Saints rookie Khristian Boyd fined $4,600 for hit on DeVonta SmithThis is the most retarded shit, really. This faggot should be forced to sit out and be fined the game checks for the amount of time it takes Smith to get back. NFLPA is a joke, but huehuehuehue weed n my number 0's n sheeeeeeit
>>144682052Armageddon
>>144682038Dude, he took a pile driver the night before. He was lucky to be alive.
Where my Cowsista's at??
>>144682052The rapture
>>144682070It's streaming on netflix right now iirc...
Am I the only one seeing more people complain about wrapping up a players legs to tackle them?
>>144682111Yes.
>>144682067It's ok. They made up for it by suspending a guy who would be conveniently playing the chiefs next
>>144682070I like the song from the movie
>>144679112ya copin
>>144682123>They made up for it by suspending a guy who would be conveniently playing the chiefs nextCry about it, Jimbo.
>>144682137skinniest steelers fan
>>144682123I don't acknowledge the chiefs as an NFL team. Makes watching on Sundays more enjoyable.
>>144681253Not even shitposting they probably are only losing 2, maybe 3 games after week 7.They face 6 bad or mid teams in a row. They're almost certainly going to be at 9 to 11 wins after week 13.
>>144682137MehWould
Hank Williams did nothing wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDW5p8X9xs
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
Is it Mahomes’ white side that makes him good or his black side?
>>144682223Yes
Today was the last Athletics game. RIP Oakland, once a juggernaut sports city
>>144682137Has AI learned to properly draw americans as enormously fat instead of muscular and pretty?
>>144682239They deserve nothing
>>144681122>half his yards are in garbage timeah, so you're a casual who regurgitates points without paying attention. no wonder that list was particularly stupid. here's a hint to make you less casual: when your team is 1-2, there has been no garbage time in your season.
>he smashes his TV remote and screams at his dog while watching >his team lose, meanwhile, the millionaire meat heads are laughing on the sidelines because they are millionaires and it's just a game to them.
>>144682262More deserving than the plastic city of Las Vegas
>>144682239>It's THEIR fault I had to move my team out of state for the third time in 10 years>I NEED a free stadium World needs to end
>>144682269I’m not a 49ers or Cowboys fan though.
>>144682265It wasn't the sois' garbage time, it was their opponents, you casual retard.
>>144682269but enough about you
>>144682239all I know about Oakland Athletics is that Moneyball was a pretty good movie
>>144682239>Mark getting bulliedlol lmao
>>144682289My team wins every week. Suck it, loser. Suck it deep and quick.
>>144682137I can hear her squealing like a pig
>>144682286>moving the goal posts this quicklyyour retardation has been confirmed, and your concession has been accepted.
>>144682329You weren't talking to me, retard. God damn, you redditors suck ass at 4channing.
>>144682319Based reffies fan
>>144682269Smashing the remote is a power move to assert dominance over your TV
>>144682239I was an A's fan and guess what, Oakland is a shithole. Nobody outside of the city will go to Oakland and it's been that way for years. Blame the >black QB's, >black head coaches, and the >black Gm's that run the city for that. Marc Davis had the right idea, and the A's are doing the right thing for themselves as you need to escape that hell hole by any means possible. Even if it means tanking the franchise to do it.
Same. But with "man"
>>144682269
>>144682374But the whistles go WHOO WHOO
>>144682374Yeah, Oakland has no future, but Las Vegas is fake as fuck.
>>144682374Oakland is a shithole but that’s because it’s over leaking with soul.“I got it from Oakland”>Tupac
>Penny Pesos
>>144676904>>144676904
Actual new>>144636673>>144636673>>144636673
>You weren't talking to me, retard. God damn, you redditors suck ass at 4channing.
actual actual new>>144682552>>144682552>>144682552
>>144682396Why are we like this, americans?
>>144682137>fan of the bus>looks like him tooAI is improving
>>144682498I could not care any less about boreball
>>144682319fag
