News: theredzone.orgCowboys win on TNF 20-15
My Steelers :)
>>144690818ARE POOP!
Anime
Reminder that even the NFL's darling little mutt makes mistakes
>>144690841
Kiss the rangz.
>d-da rangs of the whimpering mutt and goycattle wigger I worship like a good goykwab
Go Bills.
>>144690877trite
Dem pants
>>144690859how did sweat fall off so hard?
Who was he throwing to?
>snix food
can elite nfl qbs throw with pin point accuracy on 50+ yarders or are they just getting lucky? im not talking about chuckers with meme "fuck it _____ down there somewhere" receiversi'm sure most could throw it on a dime from under 20 yardsbut I see quarterbacks throw 60-70 yard bombs into double coverage, or back shoulder, or hit the receiver in stride, etc. and place it otherwise perfectly where if it were a couple inches off it would be incomplete or an interception then the same QB with a clean pocket will overthrow a wide open receiver on a deep ballhow much of it is skill and how much is luck? if you put someone like mahomes, rodgers, stafford, etc. in the end zone and lined up 10 garbage cans on the 50 yard line are they going 10/10 with no pressure?
For me, it’s the “Twelfth Man” Seattle Seahawks, and “La Doce” Boca Juniors
>>144690841Penalty, illegal intercepting of Mahomes on the defense. Automatic first down.
>>144690899Gipson, apparently. Also...what's with these blacks and putting "Sr" on their jerseys? No one cares you blew your load in some dumb whore and she shat out a kid you were too lazy to name. Until they also play in the NFL, you are the only one of your name to have any status.
>>144690886my kang mommy
Primetime flags are what keeps me watching professional football.
>>144690966lol
I haven't watched in a few years. Do they still use that gay endzone cam. Players ended up using it for selfies after every TD and pick. Shit got really annoying.
>>144690817cowboys in third place btw
dick shitstick
>>144690946Idk uncle steve
shit shitshit
primate primate
>>144691003heckin volumes
Can this man save football?
>>144690918I’d say on average for an NFL level quarterback they’ll make it 7/10. The great ones with amazing arm talent are 10/10.The receiver correcting their route on a deep pass when they know it’s coming plays a huge part in how the QB looks. It’s why the guys with bazookas for arms like Josh Allen will throw it deep but the pass over throws the receiver and they fall down trying to draw a flag.There are two classic QBs you should look at their highlights of, Joe Montana, and John Elway. Montana never had amazing arm strength. But he was accurate, and if you watch his deep balls to Jerry Rice they just die halfway through their arc annd Rice would sprint right under the path of the ball and it would drop in to his arms like it was dropped in from a helicopter. Contrast that with John Elway who had a cannon for an arm as well as Montanas accuracy, and he would lead Shanon Sharp on a deep pass for huge yard gains and touchdowns. He would either lead his receiver with touch for an over the shoulder catch or it would be an absolute laser that would dot the receivers chest through his pads.
Anime girls
>>144691269based
What are the Chiefs as of now and past few years if they didn't have ref and NFL on their side? Are they simply good or are they just batshit lucky with Refs slobbering on their dicks.
>>144691388Obviously, they have been one of the best teams in the league recently, but not so much this year as of yet, they're much more like a normal top quartile team getting a few lucky breaks. And as for the penalty trend. I don't think it's really that the refs are actively favoring the Chiefs, but more that they're much more attentive as a unit in games the Chiefs play, because they know there's even more scrutiny on them than the officials for the other fifteen games that week. If they miss a penalty, especially one that would have had a material impact on the outcome of the game, that's going to be a bigger controversy than it would have if the same missed penalty had happened in a Panthers game where one team was already winning by a sizable margin. The truth is, the NFL puts their best, most consistent refs on the Chiefs games because they're in the spotlight in a fully positive way right now, for reasons both relevant and irrelevant to the actual sport. And those refs are also on their own A-Game to spare themselves controversy.In short, the Chiefs are above average at drawing penalties from the other team, and they get the refs who end up making sure very little of that effort goes to waste. Mahomes's is unusually good at sending the ball in an arc that makes it so it's only really able to be contested at the very last moment, and his receivers have been consistently sufficient at being in the right place and the right time to catch it without extreme stretches or on the fly adjustments. Which means that defenders only get a fraction of a second and a couple inches of opportunity where they might get a full second and enough room to act on the ball while it's in the air against another team. Which means that defenders are going to be much closer to the receivers, and they're much more likely to make moves that count as Pass Interference. Which as said above has kind of made a self fulfilling prophecy of itself.
Regular season warrior that doesn’t show up in the playoffs, which team and player am I? There multiple acceptable answers here
>>144691543buffalel razorcakes and their QB, Crisp Rat.
>>144691543Marino would be the textbook definition of regular season warrior
>>144691543Cowboys and DakRavens and LamarBillsAndy Dalton bengals
https://x.com/WTRrah/status/1773534929285984383
We dem boyz
>>144691687<3
we dem boyzwe make noise
>>144692079dead genny dead boarddead sportno noise im afraid
>Cowboys star pass rusher Micah Parsons will have an MRI on Friday after getting carted to the locker room in the fourth quarter with his left shoe off. Parsons was helped off the field after getting rolled up while attempting to rush Giants quarterback Daniel Jones.
>cowgirls>dook poopoo
phallus sowgoys
>>144690877Glad they're not a total writeoff without Diggs
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
>>144691189>>144691191I'll burst my kidney laughing if he beats all the sob stories for CPOY
NFL should adopt the arena rule that you need to advance the ball the run the clock at the end of games. if nothing else it makes up for destroying onsside kicks
Boomers are starting to hate Ref/Review/Commercial chads. GODdell saved the NFL from geezerdom
Somebody post it
>>144693005Done.
This year's cowboys defense is actually really bad, and I thought the offense would be the one to struggle. The giants players were wide open all night and if it wasn't for Jones being a shit QB and all the drops otherwise the giants would've blown out the cowboys. God the giants stink.
>>144692986they just need to cut out the regular commericals when they have a lot of ref commercials. its silly how often they break around one play. also there should be no commerical breaks in the final 2 minutes.
>>144693018they both suck. minshew would do a comparable job for a 10th of the price
>>144693034I wonder if Mike zimmer will make it through the season. I think they’ve only had one game where they werent complete ass
>>144693050Thanks anonymous ex-NFL GM. No wonder you're unemployed.
>>144693050>about to lose his starting job to AOClol ok dumbass
>>144693364It's Mike "Doug Pederson was the worst coach ever hired, and I hired Rod Chudzinski" Lombardi
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
>>144691388i feel like the league just fell off to andy's level. like no one else can put a reasonably complete team together. look at that shit last night. he'd probably have the same "dynasty" with fucking prime mcnabb right now.
>>144693443jerry is the curse
Penis in my butt and my detroit Lions
>>144690918It's a mix of throwing and receiving skill. I remember an interview from Tom Brady about Randy Moss in 2007 where he basically says he could just launch passes deep. Moss would just run to the ball and catch it no matter wherever it went.
Yep, I'm thinking my Eagles sweep the division
>>144693444this is pretty much it. reid hired a bunch of people to handle the shit he used to fuck up and no he wins by just making fewer mistakes and manipulating clock. things he never would have done if the eagles didnt fire him
>>144693034yeah, that was a winnable game for the giants if they had even a halfway-decent qb. credit to the cowboy's for being able to stop the run though, that definitely won them the game
How fucked are the Cowboys is Parsons ends up missing a number of games or the entire season?
>>144693491No more so than usual.
>>144693491genuinely might go winless from here on.
>>144693491Oh no! It might hurt their chances of making a deep playoff run!
>>144693491i would not be even remotely surprised if they lost the next 7 games until they got to play the gnats again with how they looked last night, with or without him
Malik Naybers goes out cold on the sideline. No one is asking for him to retire. Free Tua!
>>144693443They'll break the streak this yearby missing the playoffs
>>144691701Cowboys fans look like THAT?
how soft is Malik Nabers for getting a concussion on that play wtf
>>144693616It's not his fault, the Met Life Turf Monster takes another victim.
>>144690859
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
>>144690841>>144690847>yes yes, well done defense. yes, well done on the interception>HOWEVER
WR or OL, Which is the more important position?
did anyone see/post Zeke in pre game warmups giving the least amount of effort ever seen on a football field? Should be a succinct 10 second webm somewhere
>>144693776O line
>>144693776A single WR is probably more important than a single OL.But as a unit having a good offensive line is more important than having an across the board good set of receivers.
>>144693776Offensive Line. You're not gonna be able to throw to your receiver if your line can't block for shit.
>>144692986Baseball owns the most boring sport to watch award in perpetuity. It's a great way to take a nap in the summer.
>>144693811How did Joe Burrow almost win a superbowl with good receivers and no Oline?
>>144693847Elite defense.
>>144693847Key word is almost
>>144693847Exception proves the rule. There's a myriad of different things that goes into winning a game. I don't know much about the Bengals line to say one way or another. Maybe opposing defensive lines couldn't get pressure?
>>144693872Get pressure on this bussy
>>144693776WR in the short term, OL in the long term
>>144693847His defense made plays and he was sacked a shit ton of times on the way there. Also the Bengals offense had to resort to a trick play and were gifted by the refs for each of their TDs in the game. The Rams pass rush shut them down.
>>144693870countless quarterbacks with good receivers and no OL don't even make the playoffs
>>144690894The owl is ours this year
The Broncos are practically on vacation right now practicing in West Virginia at some fancy resort Walmart sent them to. Seems very comfy.
>>144693776Look at the Bears right now and even back to when they had Fields. No QB can go through a progression or a read with that O-Line they have. DJ Moore and that Chargers guy don't mean shit when the QB is running for his life half the time because an O-Lineman got absolutely thundered by a linebacker.
>>144693005Done
How is this one gonna go down?
>>144694059Love probably not playing so Vikes win
>>144694059two teams playing great playing a rivalry game? slurpfest coming up
Are teams that have won multiple rings already just doomed to wallow in mediocrity? The patriots don’t look like they won’t be poised to win another for a few decades. My cowboys are already 30 years out from their last ring despite running the NFC E for years. It’s disgusting.
>>144694059They're both better than the Bears and the Lions and everyone knows it
>>144694075Probably true.
>>144694059Packers always blow out the Vikings when they're at their cockiest.
>>144694059vikings choke and then stumble back across the border.>>144694075also potentially this
>>144694085>running the NFC E for years.The absolute delusion. The Eagles have been to three super bowls in this century and the Giants won two and the cowboys haven’t even been to a single NFC Championship. The Cowboys are a joke franchise
>>144694166>>144694085
>>144694059based mirror image fan base rivalry
Would you trust this man?
Common Chris Simms W. He had Malik as the #1 reciever in this years draft.
>>144694166>>144694196But surely the Dallas Cowboys have won more NFC East titles in recent memory than the Eagles or Giants?
>>144694246Based Chris Simms.
>>144694253Last year is pretty recent, yes.
>>144694235Reminds me of that MLB "agent" who is definitely fucking every one of her clients and is absolutely trading sex for contracts.
>>144694235shakeemah
>>144694246Chris Simms is always on point with his analysis desu. I usually go to him when it comes to to draft season to hear his opinions on QBs and WRs.
>>144694253Nope. The Cowboys have 7 NFC East titles to The Eagles 10 in the 21st century. Also the Eagles have the 4th most playoff wins of any team in the NFL since the year 2000 whereas the cowboys are tied for 25th place with a mere 4 playoff wins
>>144694059Win or lose, Im gonna sperg
>>144694246Chris Simms is above God.
>>144694318Wow. I guess no matter how you slice it the Eagles are the top dogs of the NFC East
>>144694311if it works it works
>>144694085>poised to win another for a few decadesIt only takes a few good drafts and a great coaching staff to put together a contender. And when GM's fail to do these tasks they get fired... unless of course they own the team and no one can tell them no.
Daniel Jones didn’t look half as bad as everyone says he does.
>>144694457He looked like a game manager; a dude who is destined to be a career backup.
>>144693535concussion shit is so tiresome
>>144694457Nah you didn't
>>144694311Sexo.
>>144694457hes gotten incredibly good at hiding his lack of talent, kudos to him
>>144694246>no Xavier Worthybad list
Quiet a lot weak haters in here.
>>144694524What has he done the past 2 weeks?
I don't need a woman's "consent" in order to send her pics of my penis. Sex? Yeah, okay, consent is needed there. But what's the problem with a simple picture? It isn't a problem. It's the minor-est of inconveniences, at worst. And a good way to get your foot in the door, at best.As far as football and my New Orleans Saints, I'm predicting a 20-17 win over the Falcons, and you can take that to the bank.
>>144694318damn son, one playoff win every five years, the jets probably average more
>>144694557hard to argue with this take my friend
>>144694246Odunze is literally the frontrunner for MVP.
>>144694235What a pimp.
It’s over for him
>>144694568Thank you. I sometimes feel like this whole world is going crazy.
>>144694592>wants to embarrass himself for an entire season instead of just retiring nowDamn, bro. You got nothing left to prove and you clearly suck now. Just move on.
>>144694592swifties got his back
2024 QB top 101. Josh Allen2. Brock Purdy3. Sam Darnold4. Joe Burrow5. Kyler Murray6. Baker Mayfield7. Aaron Rodgers8. Justin Herbert9. Derek Carr10. Lamar Jackson
Hello guys, just a minor question to local americans: which USA state was this pic probably taken at? Judging by environment
>>144694541Chiefs are undefeated retard
>>144694628>no Tyson Bagent
>>144694639twin peaks
>>144694592He needs to take the Latina pill
>>144694648Nah you are
>>144694639somewhere possibly on the coasts, or in the south, maybe in the midwest
>>144694639>birch treesMore like bitch trees. You find them anywhere bitches live.
>>144694639looks north east to me
Daniel Jones repeatedly put the Giants in a position to win.Zero run game and WR drops cost them the game.
>>144694639too generic, but we have both birches and pines in New England.
>>144694697was expecting more from singletary
Go bills
>>144694686looks more like aspen, also fuck you
>>144694697I loved how the commentators tried to pretend the Cowboys shit defense just suddenly became Godlike against the Giants.
>>144694710Go Raiders
>>144694706you need an actual functioning OLine to have a run game that works
>mahomes has half a decade of domination, no other quarterback comes even close to him>is now suddenly barely a top 16 quarterback, only winning because of his elite defensehow does this happen, was he a bieniemy babby?
>Daniel Jones throwing to Malik Nabers - ELITE>Daniel Jones throwing to literally anyone else - AverageJust give Nabers the OROTY already. Shame he went out with that concussion or the Giants probably win last night.
>>144694778He ran out of all the talent that Alex Smith transferred to him.
>The Giants have lost to Dik Poopsock thirteen (13) times in a rowHow is that even possibles?
>>144692111>1 sack all yearGuy is a bum
>>144694823The Giants have been a bad team for a long time. Even with Eli they weren't good. They just had random bouts of great play at the exact right time.
>>144694778my theory is that teams play the chiefs like its the super bowl while we are on regular season coast mode
>>144694823It's not possible. It's been 7 games in a row, not 13.
Giants STINK!
nah you do
>>144694877Nah I do
>>144694778Nagy is making him regress because he's a shitty OCHe got double doinked on the head as a child
>>144694853I laughed at this for a solid minute. Thank you.
It's over Jonestown, isn't it?
>It's a "Lions are heavily favored against a very injured Seahawks team that they'll inevitably lose to" episodeThey've done this for 3 seasons straight now
Last night I took an edible before the game and was blacking out left and right, even vomited on my kitchen floor. what did I miss?
>>144694923You nearly won the game, but you threw an interception on the hail mary attempt. Feel better, Mr. Jones.
>>144694923Bills didn't play last night, bro.
>>144694639michigan
>>144694923seek help.
>>144694932lel
>>144694923>an edibleDid you eat one of those sour belts which is actually like 20 doses in one strip?
>>144694984I ate one of those Delta 8 Flying Monkey 420mg edibles. I tried to only eat half but I probably ate like 350mg of it.
>>144694897
>>144694923Nothing important. Reffies fucked the Giants over in the first quarter with a phantom facemask preventing a td and then threw infinity flags against the Cowboys afterwards to try and distract from it, leading to a sad, pathetic, slow game that seemed to drive Al Michaels into wishing for the sweet relief of death over having to watch the modern NFL owners' """product"""". Giants couldn't get anything done, didn't even get close to td after that, Jones looked terrible, even when he did hit his receivers properly they dropped the ball like it was slathered with cocoa butter. The cowboys kicker mysteriously missed a fg that would have made the giants lose against the spread. That's about it. Welcome to teh WWFL
My my my. How the turntables.
>>144694923BasedI was gonna eat a bunch yesterday just to see what happened but I drank instead. Probably would have just ended up bed locked for several hours watching Netflix
>>144694993>Staley Da Bear>not an actual bear but a guy in a costume Fucking bullshit.
>>144694876>It's been 7 games in a rowhttps://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/dak-presscott-career-record-vs-giants
My Bears are shit
I'm thinking this game is going to be kino
>>144695015I think the neck injuries have cooked DJ's deep throw accuracy.
>>144695071Yup, I'm predicting a Donkey victory your defense is going to shit all over the jetsmybodyisready.jpg
>>144695015>fucking over cowboy betfagswtf I like Aubrey even more now
>>144695050>13 losses in a row to PipsqueakCouldn't be me.
>>144694992I bet it was fucking amazing after the vomit.
>>144694697The Cowboys run defense is pure ass, how do you not run on them?
>>144694563The Jets do actually average more. They’ve got two more playoff wins than Dallas does in that timeframe
>>144695043Remember that time he acted like a jogger for no good reason other than he is legally retarded?
mahomes is just brett favre with a peak brady whistle
>>144695071He better not fuck it up (again)
>>144694639Looks like Pennsylvania
is the ruskie trying to solve a crime
>>144694639New Jersey, somewhere in the Northeast and close to the Atlantic>>144695184looks too sandy to be PA
>>144694639I'd guess Wisconsin or Michigan, but could be a lot of places, most of the northeast or northern Midwest.
>>144695198probably trying to dox somebody
Coach Primate
>>144695131I passed out naked on my couch so I didn’t get to enjoy it long enough. My wife is super pissed at me
I didn't know Vince was a Cowboys fanhttps://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE
>>144695143I always point to this when I tell people that most football players are latent psychopaths.
>>144690817
>>144690817refs made Hurts drop that ball btw
sometimes forget that the buffalo bills actually existed between 1995 and 2018 and weren't just on full hiatus between Kelly and Allen
My Rammies :)
>>144695043its funny because it doesnt matter if its true. people talking about the refs is bad for business. a modest proposal: referees need to compete for their job every season. no preference for seniority. open tryouts, objective rating. top scores get jobs.
>>144695079Probably. When Peyton Manning injured his neck he permanently lost some feeling in his throwing arm and hand. DJ probably has the same thing.
>>144695316Could legitimately be one of Vince's promos
>>144695071Jest win 30-3
If Parsons is out there's a very real chance the Cowboys miss the playoffs
Caleb just needs more time (cock)
>>144695043NFL is more rigged than the NBA and has been for a couple years or so.
>>144695162What an awful decision to say this publicly. Put it in your shitty book when you retire years later. Don’t say it weeks before having to play the guy when you’re new to the position and don’t know how well your team will perform.
>>144695420Is he really that much of a sesquipedalian on tv too?
>>144695162Sean Payton better start winning some fucking games, looking like the worst coach in the division.
>>144695412forcing refs to do press conferences to explain their calls immediately after the game would go a long way. no waiting, no giving them time to come up with excuses, just immediate answering questions,
the refs are fine
>>144695480>t.
Taunting is a gay call and should be removed
>>144695480>*discussions about blatantly terrible calls every week*"They are fine guys, honestly! seriously how could there ever be a poor refereeing moment in >our fine sport"
>>144695454This
what does /nfl/ think of my Steelers?
>>144695472That's not Antonio "Bankruptcy" PierceSorry Raider Nigger your coach is even worse
>>144695488It is but it’s to lessen the likelihood of fights, which are worse.
>>144695402You don't remember Drew Bledsoe, JP Losman and Trent Edwards?
>>144695501Its good when they are doing well they are the standard of the NFL if you can't beat them then you won't make it to the owl, if they beat everyone it means the league is shit rn and no one can meet or exceed that standard
>>144695501Weakest 3-0 team of all time
>>144695488I actually agree. I don’t think you can completely remove the rule,, because you don’t want players air-wanking on camera or flipping people off, but the threshold for calling it should be much more extreme. They call it for putting your hands up or looking back as you cross into the end zone, which is dumb.
>>144695501Why is it that the Steelers overachieve when they're supposed to be bad but underachieve when they're supposed to be good?
>>144695529The Seahawks are currently 3-0 this season and haven’t played a real NFL QB yet.
>>144695537The Standard is The Standard
We need to win against the Jags this weekendIf we lose to an 0-3 team which legitimately looks like the worst team in the league and drop to 2-2 our season might actually be over
>>144695501History of dirty players and dirty hits, but people give them a pass because their a big market team. Any time they're down in the dumps is a good time. Also Tomlin is a nigger.
>>144695538thankfully jared goff will stop them
>>144695501Elite defense, easily top 3 when they’re not on the field the entire game. Mediocre/poor offense that will rely on coaching to be relevant. They’ll go 8-9 this season.
>>144695473theyd quickly learn to evade everything. releasing in game radio convos would probably be better. literally no good reason not to do this already unless theyre hiding a ton of subjectivity and makeupcall shit
>>144695541the Texans lost to the Vikings because they are playing like a really good unit. if the Texans lose to Jacksonville "over" won't describe their season
>>144695547Their floor is 8-8-1. It’s like the speed of light. It’s a constant of the universe.
>>144695555>releasing in game radio convos would probably be better.quads of truth, Rugby has mic'd up refs and it's the best thing about the game
>>144695556That's true, Vikings look like possibly the best defense and a top 5 offenseThat said we have a ton of injured starters on offense so it might end up closer than I'd like
>>144695546Most likely. The Lions are better at every position except arguably wr1.
>>144694246>>144694297>>144694316>>144694330Go away chris
>>144695620Chris Simms is based. I always make sure to listen to Chris Simms Unbuttoned on the NFL on NBC YouTube Channel and the NBC Sports App.
>>144695461It was a private conversation, journalists are just scumbags
>>144695628>and where ever you get your podcasts! :^)
If the Rams are always in silent snap count at home, does that make them a scarier road team?
>Oakland lets the raiders come back after al davis forced his way out and to a busy LA market for nothing but money>steal Rams spotlight and force the Rams to eventually move to St. Loser>now they lost all their teams due to owners being just like "based" Al Davis and the Rams are back in LA in a less saturated market for the forseeable futurethis was the best outcome. Fuck Oakland and fuck that rat bastard Al Davis.
>>144695628Chris is gay and Ray Lewis should have stabbed his dad before they ruined Inside the NFL
>Black Kings were sculpted by god to be the best qbs and no crakka qb could ever dream to reach the skill-level of these melanin-enriched ubermenschthanks jon bois!
>>144695501Best defense in the league. Also the most horrible and unentertaining games to watch.
>>144695628I'm gonna tell NBC you post here
and another article... if only somebody knew the reason why.
I just went through a bottle of vodka last night and now my kidneys hurt How do I stop drinking?
>>144695689To be fair that game was absurd from Lamar. Over 10 yards per attempt, 4 TDs, no INTs, 6 incompletions on over 40 attempts, plus some rushing stats on top. The only real negatives were the 2 sacks.
>>144695733Drink more, I’m currently on my 5th Bud Light
>>144695715Isn’t the solution for Cleveland simple? Bench Deshaun until it’s manageable in the future cap situation to cut him. Draft a QB in the 2025 draft.
>>144695706We all post here. That jerk, Mike Florio is the Mahomes spammer.
>>144695505Pierce and Payton have the same record since Pierce became HC and the Raiders are a much worse team. Sean Payton is a hack fraud.
>>144695501I don't know if they're actually contenders or not but I'm happy that my team (Bills) don't have to play them this season because their defense is really, really fucking good and they left half the Chargers offense in bodybags. Still doubtful about Fields but this defense reminds me of the 2010 defense which was really physical and caused a lot of player safety inactivates.
>>144695628>Chris Simms is basedhey chris, some of us are still boomers and know you're a geek
>>144695747It's not reasonable to cut him until 2027. They are fucked.
>>144695739Tranny
New coach, same old Chargers
>>144695793So he becomes the most expensive backup in nfl history. Nothing they can do about that now. Time to roll the dice on a rookie qb.
>>144695784They did take a few injuries themselves (highsmith, Trice & Donte Jackson) which aren’t huge impact players aside from Highsmith but definitely better than last season. Their attrition usually effects how they statistic perform but knock on wood they stay healthy. They’re fucking elite this year and are putting up Steel Curtain numbers. >t.rams fan
>>144695737if it was that Miami game he was throwing against CB's hired off the street from covid that probably never saw a roster let alone playing time after that
>>144695800Harbaugh can't do much about injuries.
Eagles
suck
this
>>144695963…will pay the ultimate price come January for daring to injure Jordan Love.
THIS IS OUR COLTSTHIS IS OUR TEAMWE BLEED BLUETHIS IS OUR COLTS WHETHER WIN OR LOSEWE LOVE THEM
>>144695884Yes he canHe could have sat Herbie last week instead of making his injury even worse like a retard. Dude might be out a good chunk of the season now
>>144695814Honestly this. No point in dwelling on the past, they need to be proactive to secure their team's future. GM will probably be fired though.
>>144695733Why would your kidneys hurt? Wouldn't it be you liver?
>>144695733Oh, and if you're too big a pussy to just quit drinking whenever you want you can try and get a benzo script for a few months from a doctor
>And....still......the undefeated.....
>>144695733Why would anyone stop drinking?
>>144696061Cirrhosis
>>144693491>How fucked are the Cowboyslol
>>144693858man the NFL is so shit rn.
>>144696056>oh shit, that player just got his facemask grabbed>well, he was in a blue jersey>...which team wears blue jerseys again?>oh yeah, the cowboys
For me, it's a bottle of Jack Daniels Crisp Apple hidden underneath my desk because my 3DPD wife would be pissed if she found itAnyway, go Broncos
Would be huge if AJ can play
play with this bussy
>>144694592he needs to get with a fat assed bitch, not that lanky uggo he is with now.
Why?
>>144695983That is a loser mentality and that is why certain franchises never win anythingHarbaugh played when it was still murder ball and holds these guys accountable, Herbie wants to play he aint a little bitch like mutthomo
>>144694639Other anons have said it, but it looks like east coast, near the ocean, and probably north east. I'd guess Mass but could be New Hampshire or Maine.
>>144696123Mahomes has 3 Super Bowls and won one of them on a bum ankle. In what way is he a bitch other than making you seethe with his greatness?
>>144696119>all those FP on thursday/fridayitsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>144696144Two best Offensive Linemen and the anchor of the defense are out.
>black qbs
>>144696136yeah getting carried by the refs real greatness make sure to get nice and comfy on you cuck chair by your bed while wife is getting railed by BBC
>>144696090Imagine laying on a bed on your back and have her walk over and sit down gently on your face. hahahahahah
>>144696152Everybody's got injuries. They just played a team missing a top 4 WR for the whole game and the best OT in the league, starting G, and top-15 WR for a significant portion of it.
>>144696171>carried by the refsClassic salty cope from losers. Also:>he thinks about black dick and cuckoldry when he gets angryTells you a lot about a person.
>>144696123>>144696136Mahomes did play with the same injury but that was during the playoffs. Risking that over a regular season game at the very start of the season is retarded
>>144696195I guess I should be grateful that they aren't injured like the Rams
ITS VIKING WEEK MAN
>https://www.espn.com/radio/play/_/id/41436979>"Let's put it this way: a little birdie told me that Reddick, I don't think, would be opposed to something like that," Cimini said (12:20 mark of the podcast.) "I think Reddick is so frustrated with the Jets' situation— and of course, he did request a trade in August— so frustrated that he wouldn't mind going back to Philadelphia.">Cimini concluded: "A lot of things would have to fall into place, which makes it kind of far-fetched, but it's an interesting situation to look at nonetheless."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>https://www.sportsinfosolutions.com/2024/09/26/study-whats-going-on-with-red-zone-offense/Pretty crazy, red-zone offense efficiency has drastically decreased in the last couple seasons, even relative to non-redzone offense.
>>144695862It was the Colts game. https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401326409/colts-ravens
>>144696267The drop has been driven by a drop in passing success in the red-zone.>Conclusion>Overall, success in the red zone has declined faster than success in non red zone situations. Specifically, the accuracy of quarterbacks has dropped off a cliff in the red zone but has increased in non red zone situations. Running the ball leads to more success when the field gets smaller, so teams that can do that successfully have an advantage. >Scoring is hard, so it is imperative to take advantage of the opportunities given when in the red zone. Everyone loves the downfield pass, but when it comes down to it, success in the red zone relies on more balance than the rest of the field.
>>144696267Bring back the fullback
>>144696171>on you cuck chair by your bed while wife is getting railed by BBCcalm down, Vince>>144695316
>>144695316If this is real I feel like a cuck for supporting the WWE
>>144696227I wish, huff has been really stinky
>>144696272The funny thing is even with Lameme’s stats the ratbirds needed refball to drag them to victory
>>144696227>Jets' situationQRD on this? What is so bad?
>>144695628I dont know if he has bad press but I unironically like him. Mike Florio sucks ass though.
Red Rifle's Revenge
>>144696375He's played the Bungles before
>>144696267>>144696286Why's football so shitty this year?
>>144696370Standard diva contract holdouts. Jets are a decent enough team, reddick is just being a whiny bitch. It's also absurd he's demanding a new contract when he hasn't even played a single fucking snap
>>144696386Red Rifle's Revenge: The Sequel
>>144696375Red rifles red rocket
>>144696387das rite
>>144696387I left NFL network on too long. I saw footage of nazis, KKK cross burnings, and lynchings. All related to this documentary. I just turned it off right then and there
>>144696405I think he's 2-1 against them
>>144691543dook poopchute
All in
>>144693050minshew literally didn't in the two games hurts was out in 2022
>>144696387
>>144696375This dude never won a playoff game despite seemingly going every year with the Bengals.
why are the burrs favorites against the rams?
Can you be zesty and still be a leader?
>>144696496Cause Caleb Williams will finally have his breakout game anon :^)
>>144695524Lest we forget ej Manuel (most overdrafted qb till Bryce Young) and tyrod taylor
>>144696496Half the Rams players are very tired from digging the graves of the other half
>>144695071
>>144696496is there anyone not injured playing for the rams?
>>144696536nixsisters... it's over
>>144696514He's unironically good when he has time to go through his progressions. But the Bears O-line is shit like it has been for the last 500 years.
>>144695071Forgot the caption kek
>>144696462... On not winning a super bowl
is there anything worse than a player looking like a scrub against your division rival and then going god mode vs. your team?
>>144696536Very nice. Now let's compare gay sex had.
>>144696536>Rodgers smiling as the mushrooms kick in
>>144696536nothing will ever top this one
Michael Penis Jr.
Bo Chapman Nix
>>144696553If he closes the gap in one game it's gonna be a must watch event
>>144696569Children 0 : 9My sides
>>144696562yes, when he was on your team, sucked, you cut him, then that happens
>>144696569Dude can't pull out of his driveway.
Iggles.
>>144696569>only 3 rushing tuddies
who is squrts going to pass to this week?
rushing tuddies are not a qb stat
Doyers clinched the division. Rams better pick up the slack.
>>144696615You can't rush high quality
>>144696612not a single country this man would pass as a local hes a mystery
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KAMARA SAVE ME
>>144696623Ryback
>>144696644he is a cro-magnon man that time traveled to the present and accidentally learned to play football
>>144696644dallas muttdert
>>144694639We are full fuck off
>>144696553Rodgers is more interesting in opening gaps
>>144696487lol
>>144696569based coomer
>>144696655He's in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message.
>>144696569>>144696615im still trying to process this informationwas this dude philip rivers incapable of running?
>>144696487Just like how shitty movies and TV have gotten after diversity mandates. They refuse to admit it doesn't work.
>>144696774Jews don't speak for us
>>144696776You could say he’s going to need to call you ryback
>>144696787believe it or not you can be a really good quarterback without running
>>144696787He had LaDamian Toeinjury doing the running
>>144696800tom brady had 28 rush tds theres no excuses
>>144696557We wanted to give everyone else a chance
>it's only a high ankle sprin for micahshame
>>144696823Like any real cumslinger he favored dragons over gay footwork
>Praying for injuriesFaggot
>>144696823It's unreal how OCs around the league can see Tom sneak TDs his whole career, see the Eagles tush push and STILL somehow think it's a good idea to line up in shotgun from the 1.
>>144696800sheeiiiit nigga, how?
https://youtu.be/wWm03muYcrk?si=u2nRMtNtpH_8RrEEthat first rush td took forever LMFAO
>>144696823LT + Antonio Gates in the endzone and see how many touchdowns you'd have to rush for
>>144696868When will Eagles fans finally admit this nigga is a liability?
>>144696868
CmC is in Germany for stem cell treatment, is he done?
>>144696882BUT HE SQUAT
>>144696858Imagine getting so defensive about the status of mega rich athletes who get rich by playing a children's game. Not to mention most of the players are violent thugs and criminals who don't deserve any respect anyway.
>>144696882
>>144696890Isn't that good? He is getting treatment to fix his problem. Why would he be done?
>>144696898Was this supposed to make Hurts look good or something? It's a routine pass.
>>144696551Where have I heard this excuse before
>>144696890That means he's getting the good shit
>>144696898if that was the chiefs ppl would be saying the ref helped
Black QBs be like>AWWWWW SHEEEEEIT NIGGA, MAH FIRST READ AIN'T THERE, BETTER TAKE OFF!
>>144696908
>>144696937SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>144696925cool it with the racism
Why does the QB get credit for a Hail Mary being successful?It's literally just chucking it as far as you can hoping someone's underneath it
>>144696925bretty much
>>144696973S-Shut up!
it appears my qb has prompted some irritation in this thread
dallass is about to go on a four game losing streak
>3TD 4 INTE L I T ELITE
>THE
>>144697033Almost like Brady spread the ball out while Mutthomes is just a Kelcebabby
>>144697032record?
>>144697052Ask his defense
>>144697032The only stat that matters is W-L
>>1446941392009 and last year would suggest otherwise.
>>144697068defense checked to that man beater play that got goedert open on the game winning drive?
>>144697001>pretending he's not scared going back to Tampa without AJ or Smiff
>>144697041>"GO FOR IT KELC!"backyard football type shit
>>144697090todd bowles is a blitz babby and hurts had been great against the blitz.not to mention the bucs are banged up to shit as well
Kangz gonna demolish green gay and Love's bussy so hard it'll start a QB controversy
Abolish the illegal man downfield penalty
>>144697183You had me on the first three words
>>144696937
OL should all be eligible to catch passes 100% of the time
>>144697183this
https://www.tiktok.com/@theflowwithseth/video/7418215309284232479Go Colts!
Make qb's wear lingerie over their uniform
Just forfeit
>>144697204Nah you should
>>144696883What a great fucking throw. His placement on intermediate/deep balls is so good.
Wions>>144697247Based jack lambert yes especially if they like to be so protected by the refs today
>>144697269I've always had stone hands and was a nose tackle when I played
>>144697240what other teams have anthems?
>>144696566i would totally believe he microdoses during games
>>144697275yeah
>>144697317Bears have 3 or 4
>>144697275Yeah because he's a baseball player at heart, so he actually knows how to throw
>>144690841System baby desu
>>144697317Many do, but it's just not as in vogue as it used to be.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQLEUa0_aY
Is there a website that lists the injury report without all the 3rd string players who are injured?I hate weeding through all the injuries of people who don't play anyway.
How do highschoolers on the non skill positions get noticed? Is a top tier highschooler offenselineman easy to show to colleges?
>>144697254my browns still losing this
>>144697458i'd imagine if they're truly dominant, it'd be pretty noticable. like this huge ass dude is blocking 2-3 guys in one play like it's nothing, he might have something that's gonna translate to the next level
my shitshitnutty bengals
How we feeling for the Ravies Billsbros? First big test of the season (although Cards seem decent this year)
>>144697254Not a Minshew Maniac but he gets his following from chewing up defenses with styles like the Browns. I could see a repeat of the baffling game the browns and colts had last year with him in
>>144697356You think the hat man gives him advice
>>144697489I didn't play football so I dont know the ins and outs but I feel like ifI wanted to be a pro I would be working one of the more noticeable positions, not that o line isn't noticeable but its just not as flashy
>Joey Reddit
I believe my Broncos will win, further to this I believe that Bo Nix will throw his first TD pass
>>144697275meanwhile daniel jones
>>144697529Most of them tried doing that until their coaches took them by the shoulder and said, "you're 6'8, son, you're not going to be wideout. you're putting on 60 pounds and playing o-lineman"
>>144697561Jones's deep ball looked absolutely terrible all night. So many missed plays on terribly under-thrown passes. I was really starting to wonder if he was injured, but he's probably just ass.
>>144697549You mean he will Go Bix aye
i wanna be travis hunters agent
has the metlife turf been arrested for assaulting nabers yet?
>>144697459lol no.
>>144697549Bix Nood will do nothing and you'll be happy
Has anyone here ever watched this movie called “Rudy”? It’s about this midget played by Sean Astin (Sam Baggins) that really, really, really wants to play for the Notre Dame college football team for some reason.Such a weird movie. It’s supposed to be a “feel good” movie because he ends being able to play a single snap with the team during his college years, but it felt like watching an autistic kid who latched on to this idea of playing Notre Dame and no one in his life tried to redirect his autism towards something actually useful.Thoughts?
jon gruden is previewing games on youtube and he's based
>Nick is bootyblasted by this very threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33lkj56lP0You can stop lurking, Mr. Wright.
>>144697594What about height-shortening surgery?
>>144697737he should play with Air Bud the Golden Receiver