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news: google it
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6 days until the European opener
10 days until the North American opener
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>>144718622
Also killed Kippers
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/tripcode/%21%21DixbxHHKXUr/
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>>144718707
Stay safe Randy!
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>>144718713
Thank God the Sens won
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>>144718785
don't let cock hit you on the way out
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/KRAK/
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>>144718785
not randy but thanks bro

>>144718807
very gay, very played-out post
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should have just called it Utah Jizz
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Canes will win because no one expects it
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>>144718856
okay that's an even gayer post
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>>144718807
good post
>>144718847
shut the fuck up randy
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eat cock randy
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>>144718867
I can believe it
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>laffs
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>>144718707
Eat cock randy
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>>144718713
3v3 is so gay. Just do 4v4 for 5 minutes and bring back draws.
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>>144718880
what's gay about jizz? even women do that
or was 'utah' the gay part?
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>>144718946
3x3 was good until the coaches got to it, like the rest of the sport.
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>>144718867
No one ever actually expects them to win
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Honzek Is having a really good preseason. I was thinking he might be a bust during the young stars games but he seemed to turn it around.
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>>144718979
Randy does kwab
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>>144718867
Not with that goaltending
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>>144719043
I'm obviously excluding clinically delusional retards
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>>144719059
cope Akira is elite
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>>144719009
The Tampa dynasty is over
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>>144719009
AWOOGA
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>>144719088
Akiras brother was named after a dragon ball character. His family are weebs
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>>144719096
>dyn**sty
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After Bryan Little's retirement, only three Atlanta Thrashers remain in the NHL: Zach Bogosian (MIN), Evander Kane (EDM) and Blake Wheeler (UFA).
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>>144719108
Based
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>>144719139
Cursed players for a cursed franchise
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>>144719139
all shit
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>>144719139
You now remember when Rangers fans thought Blake Wheeler was going to help them win a cup
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>>144719139
All locker room cancer
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>>144719108
>naming your son Krilin

lol wtf
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>>144719174
What was it about Wheeler that made everyone realize he was a fraud? If you were just statwatching you'd think he was good but he was bought out and soon as he hit UFA barely anyone wanted anything to do with that bum
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We don't need no education
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>>144719198
Krillin shows perseverance and he dates the hottest chick in the show
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Flames play tonight.
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>>144719139
>in the NHL
>(UFA)

Retard
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Sabres...!
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>only shit teams until tuesday
bleak why the fuck is this year's preseason so looong
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that's not the only thing that's long
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>>144719520
it was one week.
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>>144719544
My losing streak?
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>>144719108
my sister named the cat bulma
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>>144719585
yea
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>>144719544
My Oilyboys' division title drought?
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>>144719557
Yeah and it doesn't end for over another week you fucking RETARD KYS
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>>144719596
Is she single?
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Aatu Raty (pronounced "ootie rootie")
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>>144719596
bulimia
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post some nhl nudity
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>>144719881
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back-to-back?
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>>144719928
coward
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didn’t ask, eating oatmeal bros, /playoffs bound/, Jen, eat cock Randy,
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"It would behoove the head coach of a team not to "show his butt" in the presence of players and player parents," the investigator wrote. "This conduct is objectively disrespectful and offensive."
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>>144720070
Nyeah
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Coronato leads the NHL in preseason scoring over the last 2 years with 12 points in 8 games
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Before the season begins it’s worth discussing gatekeeping in /hoc/ and how this community helps grow the sport.

First, what gatekeeping isn't. Gatekeeping isn't disagreeing with someone about their take, it isn't chirping, and it isn't memeing on another team.

What is hockey gatekeeping? Gatekeeping is a superior attitude about fandom that wants to show off what a big, beefy hockey brain you have compared to a newer fan of the sport. Gatekeeping is "is this your first year watching hockey?" Gatekeeping is telling someone they shouldn't have opinions about the sport if they "haven't played high level hockey," despite this being one of the most expensive and time consuming sports to play. It's sneering at nontraditional markets, casual racism, or a bizarre fixation on talking about how much better men are than women at sports (who cares?)

Gatekeeping is weak shit. It happens in other sports but it's bad in hockey for a lot of reasons I won't get into here.

If I had a nickel for every time someone gate kept me in this general I'd have at least a dollar. I think most hockey fans don't like this shit and most of us know that new hockey fans today are coming to this general to learn and to participate and there's no reason to prevent them from doing that. Especially if we want this game to grow.
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we do gatekeep here tranny
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>>144720408
The next Ty Rattie
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>>144720421
https://youtu.be/CH1Q738UEsQ
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imagine posting a chatgpt essey as your post
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>>144720444
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
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Pretty cool poster
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why did gary stop growing the game™ in japan and italy?
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>>144720606
You’ve said this the entire summer
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Yasss kween slay
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imo hockey should be played on open stadiums near beaches and in bikinis
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>>144720606
yellow man bad - jews
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>>144720622
enjoying your first season here newfaggot? what is it like being a loyal goyim that only gets into sports jews grow™ to you?
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just woke up from a nap how we feeling today Flamiacs
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>>144720730
bloated i ate a lot
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>>144720606
Only one Axis power has hockey potential
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Don't be a racist.
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>>144720661
Fax that idea to Gary. I want to see crosby play in a speedo in the Maui all stars game
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>>144720775
why would crosby play in an allstar game????????????????
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Weegs over here looking like he's seeing Takagi Flames edits for the first time
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don't forget boys, if you see someone looking back at you with a color that doesn't match the ice on the ground, strap on that neck guard. Can't trust em.
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>>144720070
Nobody is challenging them in the east
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>>144720839
but i hate albinos
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>>144720763
That’s ableist
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>>144719881
One day a player will accidentally walk into a locker room interview naked
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>>144720564
I like it
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>>144720886
i'm sure it happens every day, the prude american't just censor everything because they're cucks afraid of everything.
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>>144720798
Good diver he can draw penalties
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>>144720606
The yen is worthless and Italians are too poor to get into hockey. I’d still go to a game in either Milan or Sapporo
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>>144720989
you're worthless too :DDDD
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>>144720798
He’s the best player in the 21st century
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>>144720858
Okay i'll come back when the east is a dogfight yet again
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>>144721018
maybe in lala land lmoa
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>>144721039
Ovi only scores on power points
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>>144721066
just like my penguins
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>>144721018
LOL
+2
good one
>>144721024
this webm is the proof that gary has assasins with sniper rifles armed with horse tranquilizers in every match
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watching speedway and about to watch some farcelona on my multiple monitors
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Markstrom sucks
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>>144720421
Your gimmick is shit and created by a retard.
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>>144721115
takes one to know one
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>>144720606
NPB TOO STRONK
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>>144721163
Why do they have condoms?
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>>144720564
soulless "faces of the league"
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>>144721139
>>144721115
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pooland
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>>144721223
Keep birth rates low
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>>144721001
Jen
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>>144719324
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>>144721584
O T T E R
T
T
E
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>>144721115
Cope if he died in a car accident you'd love him
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European opener? That's disgusting.
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>>144720775
he'd have a wedgie, and his jock everywhere, not good for focus. no one's focus.
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>>144721718
this
the whole season should take place in Europa
nobody cares about the first matches
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>>144721646
Flames won the trade
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back2back /kraken/ nights
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>>144721163
luv me pc98
luv me hokkaido fighters
simple as
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Tkachuk... the red and white one (orange stripe)
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>le otter xd
no cups KWAB
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Mr Bartosz Zmarzlik not only secured and won the world championship in the last Grand Prix, but now even won the last Grand Prix of the year :)))))
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>>144722427
We don’t speak retard here
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>>144722311
excuse me but who are you quoting?
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>>144720798
for he is a big star
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>>144722617
/We/ might not but you two sure do.
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>>144722617
>We don’t speak
heed your advice
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I wanna go where the hockey girls are!
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>>144722723
i think, and just hear me out here
you need to leave your room and go outside
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>>144722910
be nice
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the edmonton oilers lost game 7 of the 2024 stanley cup finals
this extended canadian teams' stanley cup drought to 31 years
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>>144722723
What if there's a hockey girl in this general? You wouldn't need go anywhere
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Polish lives matter my ebf is one of them
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>>144723078
oilers are a pakistani team
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>>144723109
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Fun Fact: The Detroit Red Wings former captain Henrik Zetterberg married a retard who was a participant in two seasons of the Swedish survivor and won the second one.

She was also a (unaware) participant in the ''Swedish Championship in Nazi references'' where she failed to recognize a bunch of famous Nazis, concentration camps and other Nazi related things. It ends with her putting on a shirt with the text: Treblinka Class of '45.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37KlJilcvbw
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>>144723243
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>>144721024
The fuck happened here?
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>>144723364
iirc he played while sick and the medicine he was on made him extremely dehydrated
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>>144723364
Safe
And
Effective
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>>144723438
Michael Raffl also collapsed during a game, I think it was the same season, wonder if the Flyers were going retard mode with something
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just like my Utah Hockey Clubbies
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>>144721024
>>144723364
Vaxxed
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name one bad move conroy has made I’ll wait
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>>144723487
>>144723698
>2017
If it were a current day situation then yes
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>>144723846
as soon as he played batman, he basically couldn't lose.
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>>144723846
Taking an inferior package for Tanev
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>>144723903
Retard
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>>144723931
Grushnikov Is having a great preseason and will make flames lineup. Many say he’s the next tanev himself.
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whl battle of alberta going on rn lads let's go hitmen
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>>144724425
You mean the calgary faggots?
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>>144724478
just like my charlottetown islanders
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whats it like living in canada? do you guys still use loonies and toonies?
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>>144724519
Trudeau inflation means that you never need less than a $5 bill to pay for something.
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We throw loonies at strippers too it's like getting stoned so i hear
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>>144724550
you need a new oonie
you could put connor mcdavid on a $5 coin and call it a mcdoonie
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>>144724519
they all live within a hundred miles of the us border it's a fucking joke lol
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>>144724620
I live in northern Alberta I’m one of the few white people up here.
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>>144724620
Only the Laurentian Elites and their slaves.
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>>144724672
what happens in yellowknife?
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>>144724643
Why do you punish yourself? Is it oil money?
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>>144724610
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>>144724766
KWAB
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>>144724766
oh no did their bus break down?
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>>144724766
who the fuck is leaving over 3 hours early to go to a preseason game
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>>144724725
No I don’t work in oil. I was just born here.
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>>144721021
>Okay i'll come back when the east is a dogfight yet again
currently the entire east is tied in points
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>>144724766
The same shit happened yesterday with another game
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>>144724856
least is a joke desu
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>>144724766
They should have left earlier. Pittsburgh forfeits.
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you guys gonna buy the starfield expansion?
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>>144725118
sports
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>>144724976
This can't be a /hoc/ meetup. One of them has a girlfriend!
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>>144725118
No I’m busy watching my islanders choke leafs away
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>>144725118
Did they expand it into a full game yet?
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>>144725187
(male)
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>>144725233
idk. i had fun for a little bit playing it on game pass, but i'll wait to hear what people think of the dlc before i spend thirty bux on it
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>>144723243
>failed to
Sounds like he married her because she's an excellent actress
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Hell yeah
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>your team
>your kpop waifu
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>>144724766
>>144724877
America is turning into a 3rd world country
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>>144725397
Maybe wait until its abandonware.
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>>144725592
clubbies
moka
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>>144725600
Does canada really keep letting a third world country win the Stanley Cup year after year after year?
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>>144724976
I'm in this pic
captcha: GAYHD
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>>144725592
canucks
tsuki
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>>144725579
That's great and all, but what will he say next year?
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>>144725875
He wants to repeat
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Hitmen bros what the fuck is happening???
:(
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Jenny I got your number
I need to make you mine
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>>144726009
i have it too it's 867-5309
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>>144725546
No, she's just retarded.
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>>144725600
America is a 3rd world country at this point
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>>144726007
the most dangerous lead
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>>144726007
that sweater is so zesty
Do canadians really?
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>>144725674
All 32 NHL markets are third world desu
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>>144726007
Bret screwed Bret btw
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>>144723243
one man's she belongs in a psych ward is another man's she's all he ever wanted :)
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>>144726007
Bower Blay :DDDD
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>>144724997
Retard
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>>144726093
Sexiest jersey know to man. Wish I had one but they changed the secondary colour to brown/red and its impossible to find a pink one.
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>>144726267
holy shit thats gross lol
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>>144726267
nah, the fucking ridiculousness of the pink makes it work. thats just some gulag shit
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this is what they're wearing this year
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>>144726327
I'm agreeing with you. I love the pink.
>>144726350
How did they manage to ruin every part of the jersey. Even the logo looks shit.
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>>144726299
but enough about yo mama
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>>144726450
>>144726450
>>144726450
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>>144726391
yeah, my bad, should've had the incorrect american
>>144726350
fucking bringing skinny jeans to jerseys.
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>>144726467
Aren't you that guy who was raped on Easter 2022?
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watching isles/devils preseason on a saturday evening. i don't even like these shit teams.
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>>144726548
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watching leafs/habs preseason on a saturday evening. i don't even like these shit teams.
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>>144726667
trade you games
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remember when putin made a mockery of a bunch of former nhl players. could putin have made the nhl?
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Based Flames don't play for three hours
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sick of these meaningless preseason games
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>>144726761
Watch our Hitmen then!
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>>144726450
JEN
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>>144726667
Damn that's too bad you don't like them. Those teams are in desperate need for fandom too.
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>>144725118
I'm waiting for Light No Fire. It's a game where you explore 1 earth sized planet with differentiating biomes instead of 18,000,000,000,000,000,000
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>>144726499
>fucking bringing skinny jeans to jerseys.
What did he mean by this?
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>>144726792
They got Google earth for that shit nigga
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>>144726667
Two of the only six teams that matter
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>>144726792
>Light No Fire
That sounds like pidgin English for an electric light.
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your team isn't real if it was created during the 80s and later on
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>>144726826
retard
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more like Draw No Dimes
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who approved this sterile shit
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>>144726966
The fans
It's not garys fault utah hc won the ballot
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>>144726826
based
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>>144726907
wrong
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>>144726966
In Sweden we make fun of the few teams that call themselves Hockey Club
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>>144727033
seething over my kitties looool
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>>144727061
wow, this is significant because the rest of the world cares a lot about what people talk about in sweden
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>>144727174
I know. That's why I made the post about it.
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>>144727286
keep us updated on swedish opinions so i know what to care about
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unironically people around the world do not care about what Americans have to say. We all assume (with reason) they have some kind of brain atrophy.
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jake allen has the best masks
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IT'S MIGHTY DUCK SATURDAY

QUACK QUACK
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>>144726907
but my team has won 3 cups since their relocation in 80s and >our goalie was do good the league made a rule change based on him
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>>144727339
the heck is this camera angle?
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>>144727398
Poverty Kings
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>>144727328
who are you seething at?
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i like homer announcers
unbiased pbp guys are boring
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>>144727339
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is meier going to be shit again this year?
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>>144727493
No one. I'm mostly joking. Americans are usually extremely nice. Sorry burger buds, I didn't mean it.
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>>144727594
Who
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i think it's time i take my talents to r/hockey
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Ducks Kings game is getting spicy
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>>144727072
BOY YOUR OWN COUNTRIES SHIT ASS TEAMS FAGGOT
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if you are a fan of a relocated team you arent a fan of the game you are just a brainwashed goyim.
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i'm a habs fan
can't beat that
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>canadians in such shambles that they have to root for American teams
many such cases for a cucked country
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>>144727741
aww *reaches out for hug*
yall are nice too, except the french lmao
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baking
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What does Sweden think about all of this?????
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>>144728090
wait...... who the fuck cares?
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>>144728090
probably "lalalala i am a mass retard lalalala"
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lines this morning
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>>144728228
maybe Laine will show up tonight
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my canesies are setting the pace out there
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>>144728265
He doesn't even try in the real season you think he's gonna try in preseason?
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>>144727935
fren
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I'm watching the russian feed of ducks vs kongs the commentator talking over the english is kino
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>>144727898
He won it for Calgary though
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>>144728410
Are you getting anything for /hoc/ you selfish fucking prick?
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>>144728410
hopefully you'll find someone who will ask there
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>>144728326
That was the old Laine. This is going to be an all new Laine. A Laine that will bring back the old Matthews vs Laine talks.
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Are there any good Canadian symbols that didn't come from Quebec?
(there isnt btw)
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>>144728265
he told the media today that he's playing in every preseason game
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>>144728431
What do you want? I’m getting an eel and cucumber roll
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>>144728491
spicy tuna roll pls
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>>144728410
Based I haven’t seen my friends in forever
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>>144728490
he didnt play in last game
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>>144728488
Just further proof that the West needs to separate
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One of my friends is depressed so we've been hanging out as a group more than ever. Feels good
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i chat with my friends every day (you guys)
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>>144726819
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>>144728491
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>>144727935
>yall
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Is it true some people call pop soda?
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bros should i get dominos or papa johns?
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>i-it was just because you guys were playing NHLers...
my canesies :) continue to fucking RIP IT
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>Reinbacher already injured
Michkovbros we won
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>>144728888
some people call pop, coke

some people call gaseosas, refrescos

>>144728896
get pizza hut
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>Laine dead as well
Holy fuck
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>>144728921
>gaseosas, refrescos
Some people don't know either of these words.
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>>144728921
pizza hut sucks man, i know youre a leaf but have some common courtesy
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It's over. No playoffs for my Habs.
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>>144729010
so do dominos and papa johns
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and laine is dead
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>>144729002
Laine can't catch a break.
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Ban preseason too many star players get hurt for nothing
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laffs no longer content injuring their own players
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>laine
KWAB
i'll bet habs fans are FUMING
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>losing your first round pick and your biggest offseason acquisition in the first five minutes of a preseason game
Tabarnak d'ostie de calisse
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>laine is scoring 40
he didn't even make it 40 mins kwab
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That's habs hockey baby!
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Didn't look anything close to intentional. Leaf guy didn't move or adjust to Laine deking, just stayed put and Laine skated into him
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>>144729112
Habs fans are neurotics and are applauding Xhejak for jumping a rookie who did nothing wrong
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based xhekaj kek
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It's gonna be a long winter Habsbros.
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What a fucking messy start, completely miss the call on the knee and it leads to this

Awful to see Laine and Reinbacher go down like that in a completely meaningless game
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>>144729169
A KHL team would have flown, that's a real man's league
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that knee-on-knee looked horrible
laine is actually done
also 7 min pp. fuck you charon
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Laine is made of glass. Can't even make it through preseason now. I'm sure he'll be in drug rehab by next week.
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>>144729192
Remember that plane crash in 2011?
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WHO THE FUCK LET LOGAN MAILLOUX BACK INTO THE LEAGUE?
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Paré scoring now would be the funniest shit
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>>144729231
Gary
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>>144729231
kid looks like a thumb
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Why would anything nice ever happen
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>dress your opening night roster against the Marlies so you can dunk on them in front of your fans
>it backfires horribly
KWAB
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why do God hate this Finn so much?
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we needed to send reinbacher down anyway, too many defenceman. Laine getting hurt is a huge plus because he will have fresh legs for the second half of the year and the playoffs, and we'll get a discount on him next summer
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Mental health bros we're not doing too hot...
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>>144727033
Capitals is bad and they should go back to their eagle.
Yotes has sovl.
Wild is cringe. Their name is even worse.
I like Vegas, Nashville, San Jose.
Florida is growing on me.

Other than that, agreed.
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>>144729466
"fresh" legs
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>>144729468
Like five of us signed for the colorado avalanche, that was pretty cool
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>>144729169
Poverty franchise
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>>144729469
>I like Vegas
what a fucking CHAD
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>>144729449
They don't take care of themselves during the off-season with training and diet. They only drink booze and smoke cigarettes.
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I hate to be this guy, but my regular site is down..
Anyone got a link to the leafs habs game?
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>>144729551
Good try Gary
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>>144729551
onhockey.tv
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>I love girls with deep vaginas, I love girl with big fat titties
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>>144729466
Teams that finish 28th overall don't make the playoffs
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>>144729449
god must only like sunbelt finns
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>>144729638
Why did Laine skate into the guy's knee like that
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>>144729638
Oh yeah that's a season-ending image right there
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is Sportsnet Now worth it?
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>>144729638
career ending injury
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>>144729546
*chud
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>>144729682
not a real fin
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I'm a banwagonner already. I think I'll join Florida.
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Knees are not suppose to bend that way.
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>No bulju-aho-laine at the 4 Nations
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>>144729638
jfc.
He's done.
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>all have different logos
wtf is this retardation
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7+20 for this lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PSALrOdZWo
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Total Finn Death
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>>144729870
Pussy league.
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>>144729826
it's never been this over
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>>144729885
Why did the Leaf not defend himself?
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>>144729913
He hadn't learned the typical Leafs defense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_t7ojOwJCs
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>>144729913
He is the last leaf on the tree. Nothing to defend. Not his honour or his dead on arrival team.
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Now I want a hot dog
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bell centre hot dogs are so good
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>>144729869
I like when they wear the Whalers jerseys, it's like killing an animal and wearing its skin
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>>144729877
Please someone call 911
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ACK
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>>144730080
shawty fire burning on the dance floor
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>>144729106
Make it 40seconds, dude was 13seconds on ice. Kwab of the season right there
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i hate the laffs so much
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habsbros...
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>>144730136
Please do the needful and give me a fallow saar
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But I was told that the islanders should've traded for Laine
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>>144730136
What about PCL?
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>>144730201
don't know. let me ask dr. harjas
brb
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>>144730136
Its never been this over. My bet is its all of the above and he misses second season in a row.
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>OH N-
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>>144730197
If they signed him he never gets hit by a leafs player in preseason. Butterfly effect is crazy bro.
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>>144730136
Too me it looked like a meniscus injury, but if the knee had any kind of forced rotation the ACL and/or the MCL could also be torn.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Miox6a9vI
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>refs calling everything against thr Leafs because they're scared shitless of getting mugged after the game
Jej
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$19 M on LTIR and not a single game played
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Inside out 2 is a hockey movie.
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diverse hairlines more like
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>>144730337
power to the people
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>>144730458
Tonsil hockey.
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Slafsisters...
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>>144730458
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>>144730197
I love Shiorin
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So which game is the Nucks/Flames waiting room?
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The Habs need Corey Perry once again.
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fren
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based slafkovsky kek
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>Auston Taylour Matthews
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>>144730337
They deserve to get beaten to death after the game
>>144730514
That's not a fun fact. At all.
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>>144730197
They should have
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>>144730458
I hope they show us Riley's eliteprospects page in Inside Out 3
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where bedard
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>>144730631
Nuh uh. an injury prone player who floats around is not what they need. Duclair has done fine so far in the preseason.
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Bendy Finnish knee :--DDDD
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this is what happened when you mess with slaf
message sent
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>>144730659
Doesn't matter who you are that hit fucks up your knee. Has nothing to do with being injury prone
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>>144730555
mountain frens
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>>144730668
Slaf pulled his hair and got clocked as a result KWAB
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primeau time :)
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>>144730647
He's BUSY
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>>144730668
fake blood
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It's time to go back
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>>144723243
>she failed to recognize a bunch of famous Nazis, concentration camps and other Nazi related things. It ends with her putting on a shirt with the text: Treblinka Class of '45.
Literally nothing wrong with this. Do you guys have more of her?
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>>144730100
>just play your best players in meaningless pre-season ga-AAAAAACCCCCKKKK
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>stop calling penalties for the last 30 minutes
>call one with 5 seconds left
the fucking CHEEK of it
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habs pp is so bad
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Habs losing to the Marlies despite being on the PP for most of the game KWAB
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>>144730228
oh no.... this isn't good bud, i see the double chin
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the poo jackets won the trade.
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>>144730228
Bud is aryan as fuck.
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>>144723364
sleepy
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>>144730831
>Literally nothing wrong with this
It's not if you're retarded and didn't finish middle school
>>144730831
>Do you guys have more of her?
Just google Emma Andersson or Emma Zetterberg
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>>144730874
Meanwhile Flyers pp looks absolutely lethal thanks to Michkov. The nifty things he does with the puck is incredible.
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>>144730874
the habs are a shit team in general what'd you expect
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Flyers :)
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>>144731027
don't care. demidov is tearing it up in the khl.
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lane hutson is going to be the habs best player...
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anderson finally did something
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>>144730992
>middle school
My biggest disappointment in this moment is that I lack the writing ability to accurately explain to you just how utterly unimportant it is for middle schoolers to learn about the Expensive Hallway. This is a good trend and I hope more of your actual countrymen follow suit.
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jets!
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>>144731029
i expected better than 0/7 vs. the marlies
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Habs could have had Michkov and Demidov. Insane. I remember vividly how many posters on hoc said that was a bad pick and he won’t be playing in the nhl for at least 4 years.
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>>144731207
The who? wait who the fuck cares?
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It sucked when we lost against Ottawa's B squad but it was clear we weren't trying.

These guys are going balls to wall and getting their asses pumped hahahahahaha!
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>>144731084
>instead of waiting one season for a Russian prospect you now have to wait three seasons for another Russian prospect
>>144731142
You really should now history and the great German leaders of WWII.
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j e t s
!
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>>144731266
*know
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You now remember Patrik Laine
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Sovl
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>>144731319
Talk about coming alive in the third.
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>>144731334
me in rocket league
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>>144731318
and there it is
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It's time
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>>144731438
hell yeah
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My krakies :)
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daniel sprong is going to sproing all over their chests and faces
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>>144731497
He's dutch and all of his coaches hate him
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>>144731517
Tocchet is a hardass who won't take any shit. He'll whip him into shape
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tocchet is a manlet with no hair
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>>144731536
he couldn't fix Kuz
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Calisse
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>>144731661
just means he's unfixable then
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roberston has look really good in preseason
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>>144731726
He's trying to prove his worth this season.
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>poobauer
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Why isn't the Pup in net?
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Preordered majima pirate yakuza life
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I hate the Flames so very much.
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great sportsmanship from raty right there
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>Vancouver. Must. Lose.
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>>144731807
Haha we scored bitch
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>>144731835
He won’t even let us have the preseason.
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>we
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>>144731885
Cope we're the 7th player
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>>144731885
I am partly responsible for any goal my team scores.
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nice one WEEGAR you white wigger
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le but?
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>>144731885
Yeah
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>>144731835
cope we're losing too
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behold his gaze... but not for too long lest you are lost
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>>144731945
Love this
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The kraken woke up
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>Nucks season depends entirely on Silovs
oh no
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Haha canuck bitch ass can’t beat us
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Artur Silovs? More like Barfer Shitloft
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reminder preseaon doesn't matter
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>>144731804
I preordered the new monster hunter
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based nuckies giving our flamesbros something to cheer about this lovely saturday night
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>>144732014
This was a humiliating night and does not belong in the National Hockey League. Regardless of whether or not it was preseason.
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>>144731958
nvm
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>>144732047
nobody gave a shit about it besides Flames fans
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was that a lekkerimakki goal????????
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LICK
HER
MACKY
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>>144732064
It absolutely was! Not sure if luck or skill but he’s making the team now.
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>>144732079
do numales really think that players intentionally knee each other to give them severe injuries?
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>>144732064
way too many k's in that name. scrabble winning game-ass name
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>>144730228
>combover at 21
>double chin neckbeard
>doll gf
why the fuck would you even post this
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>>144732079
Refs more than made up for it by giving the Marlies a ton of penalties and Habs still couldn't score KWAB
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>>144732079
>>144732099
shut the fuck up faggot
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>>144730962
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>>144732165
>>144732165
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>>144730874
imagine if they had a puck shooting specialist on the team
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>>144718673
There's a team in Utah? And they didn't even bother trying to find a name for it?
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>>144731266
>great German leaders of WWII
>if you lose you win
KWAB
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>>144732175
Imagine if he stayed healthy for once, mentally and physically



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