goodbye Cav editionCX races:10.11 X2O Trofee Lokeren - Rapencross (C2)11.11 Superprestige Niel - Jaarmarktcross (C1)16.11 Superprestige Merksplas - Aardbeiencross (C1)17.11 X2O Trofee Hamme - Flandriencross (C1)23.11 Exact Cross Kortrijk - Urban Cross (C2)24.11 UCI World Cup Antwerpen (CDM)01.12 UCI World Cup Dublin (CDM)08.12 UCI World Cup Cabras (CDM)14.12 X2O Trofee Herentals (C2)15.12 UCI World Cup Namur (CDM)21.12 UCI World Cup Hulst (CDM)22.12 UCI World Cup Zonhoven (CDM)23.12 Superprestige Mol - Zilvermeercross (C2)26.12 UCI World Cup Gavere (CDM)27.12 Exact Cross Loenhout - Azencross (C1)29.12 UCI World Cup Besançon (CDM)30.12 Superprestige Diegem (C1)Upcoming road races:17.01 - 19.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.WWT21.01 - 26.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>CX races info:https://cyclocross24.com/https://cx.procyclingstats.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>145517026
>>145557779Orts robbed of his edition
how did he get so cool?
>>145557809>2024...i am forgotten
Second for grande Felipe
>kwabendish editionshit thread
>>145557809I was there it was pretty goodalso saw my girl Aniek tell her coach to shut the fuck up kek
>>145557958based
Farewell to the Knight-Samurai
>>145557958kek based
>>145557958did she collapse again?
Monday
>>145558574the chalachuds will rise again!
do you put a red led light on the front (facing the front) at night too? already put one facing the rear on the seatpost.
>Whashington Joel Fuertescompetition Stalin Wladimir Puentestar
>>145558402no she beat manon bakker for third place behind verdonschot and bentveld
>>145558402qrd on picrel? can't find any jewtube footage
God phoneposting is unbearable now
In Okinawa we can see MANCEBO, in Ecuador SEVILLA
>>145558901Good.
will she do any cx?
>>145558892aftermath of koppenberg cross 2023
>>145558931mystery meat
BORRESCH Julian will shock the world tomorrow. Prepare accordingly.
>Regarding the road race division of the 36th Tour de Okinawa 2024, all events, including the men's championship race (UCI-certified), will be held as 50km races (one lap).What a mess.
>>145558402I fund this arousing for some odd reason..
>>145559480Seek help
>>145559273What the FUCK
>>145558901Just get a pass, it's literally $10 a year
I hate Switzerland Is there any country more soulless aside from the obvious answer
>>145559874She needs to gain at least 20kg
>>145559273Pathetique
do 90 minute efforts like this do a wattlet any good? i like it bc i can watch tv comfortably and theres very little stress
>>145560002>100W is z3jesus are you disabled or something
>>145560069>100W is z3>believing mywhooshanswer my question
>>145560069I really hope that all of this is some elaborate larp
>>145560148that would be equally bad and deranged
>>145560002Volume > everything At least six hours weekly for steady gains, ten at least ideal. Good plan is two days a week of easier rides during week, one hard interval session during week, one BIG ride on the weekend. Add volume as you get stronger
>>145560002>100w>1.8w/kgyou know the rules
>>145560148>>145560181no wonder normgroids think of cyclists as snobby paypigs. *spits*
>>145560187saved. thanks frennn
>>145560002>100W>1.8W/kg>73 cadencepuck moonen?
>>145560002Any amount is better than nothing. If it's really z3 then yes, 90 minutes is good
>>145560002nobody talking about the two riders going for 1,600+km, wtf is going on there
>>145561658>He's not raping for at least 48 hrs each sessionNgmi
>>145561658They just leave the app running, I pass by them all the time
>>145560288You don't have a single friend here figontard.
>>145561115its more like lower to mid z2, mywhoosh moment
>>145562093Post your zones
>>145562208how do i do that?
>>145562252If you know it's low Z2 you clearly know, stop playing around and post them
>>145562406is this in mywhoosh? where do you find your zones
>>145562406i looked around and couldnt find zones in mywhoosh. however i do have this to show my fren
>>145561658Animéësque
>>145562850youre an OG of this very /cyc/. respect
>>145560148I think it is, his numbers are inconsistent with what he's been posting on here.
>>145564103what do you mean. you dont even have an indoor trainer
Watching Starship troopers again. Such a great movie. Verhoven really was a genius.
>>145567172Verhoeven. Please pay attention to your Dutch
And he is still alive too
>>145567172Rewatched Robocop 1 and 2 about half a year ago. Was surprisingly enjoyable. Also great score by Basil Poledoris.
should i get burgundy..
>>145568487or white/red?
>>145568511I hate blatant branding so I’d go for the burgundy
>>145568540same but on second thought thats an aggie color, and white/red matches my bike>got the last pair of cx238 in my size for under 190 totaldamn Im based
>>145568540sorry for being a badfren
Guten morgenCan I get this head shopped on top of JC Denton from Deus Ex cover
Tour de Okinawa kanseru.Looks like it has to flood everywhere his year.
Owari da
>>145573284the world is ending
What in God's name is going on What is that patty?
>>145573309how many fucking burgers are you going to eat on holiday, live a little and eat some local stuff
>>145573314Just doing quality control. US Govt offers a bounty to US citizens who check the quality of our national cuisine abroad
>>145573314what are traditional swiss foods besides cheese and chocolate?
>>145573355Saucisson on potatoesZürigeschnetzeltesÄlpermagronenRiz CasimirHörnli mit GehacktemCapunsChügelipastetlimaybe try Migros or Coop Restaurant or a university cantina and try their cheap lunch menus to get a feeling for what we actually eat.
*Älplermagronenfor full Swiss-German experience, you pour the apple sauce onto the pasta. the Suisse-French guys would look at us with disgust in the army.
>Cav winsCan you bet on criteriums?
another e-bike brand bankruptwhy did they all go full retard during the lockdowns
>>145573464Simply cannot suffer in Switzerland.
>>145573604That's why Jan Speegosh goes there a lot. Did you know he has a "friend" there?
>>145573925Yes yes, I thought about getting a hold of him and ask if he has any "positions" open.I like my town but liking your town and not suffering a single day of your life ever again are two different things.
Some Belgian junior racer died in a car accident. It somehow made it in the news here. So cagies aren't even safe in their cages?
>>145574046drove their car into an 8 meter hole in the ground in the middle of nowhereextremely grim affair
>>145574097What a freak accident. https://www.vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2024/11/09/twee-jongeren-omgekomen-in-beerst-nadat-ze-met-wagen-in-vijver-r/
>>145574097>>145574111>it was his hole, it was made for him
>>145574111the account of the farmer and his family is quite chilling and that kid who survived, fuck
>>145573314it literally says local on the sign
Literal perfection, time to ride bitches
>>145574186enjoy
>>145574186
>>145574111>this puddle is 7m deepI remember from the good old days of cable TV and Discovery Channel the shows that taught you to immediately open the door if you drive into deeper water because they will not budge until the pressures in and out are at equilibrium i.e. you're already sunk and the car is filled with water completely.
>>145574111Tarmac doesn't look too bad, is this really Belgium?
>>145574208those roads don't get nuked by trucks because they don't fit in the first place
>>145574186must be nicehere it's gray and misty
>>145574208>using roadsF
They say it's gonna be low hanging clouds for weeks here down in the bohemian basin, I think I need to go die in the Bohemian Alps again next weekend to get to see the sun one last time
>>145574390I haven't seen the sun in over a week
The Giro that was plannedNow with the problems with Albania the new date for the presentation could be on jannuary but they hope to solve the problems earlier
>>145574435time to put the vuelta in may
>>145574428the sun ain't gonna shine anymore
It's sunny here actually
>>145574455Every since Stalin Wladimir Puentestar was popped for doping all sunshine left my life
Can we hurry up with this thread, I really fucking hate Cavenshit
>>145574526we can start rating monuments
I'm getting fat and it's not good.I really should get back to night riding.>>145574455good song
>>145574560For me it's GP Kranj
QUIZ TIME: in which year did HINAULT win his last GT stage
>>145574674The same year he retired
>>145574682INCORRECT
one wonders if are Brtek ever drafted up a climb behind this mysterious e-biking stranger
>>145574693
>>1455746742008
>>145574724the bike alone must weight 30 (torty) kilos
>>145574737CORRECT
>>145574455based scott walker poster
Felt quite tired, almost sick so took it very easy. Still nice stroll in the sun
>missed women cx raceat least in time to see garden gnome kwabbed
>nyswinslol
kwabouter
>Rapencross
>>145575544Truly the best combo. 90% of my time spent r*ping have been watching grug dab on some frauds
Nys wins
top 10
>>145575781
>>145575822standing
>>145574526could have had a based Orts edition but I guess rusbert hates him just like he hates De Lie and Italians
How 2024 went in my PCS gameGiro: Pogi, Ayuso, MasTour: Pogi, Rogla, CarapazVuelta: Indlei, Mas, SivaqueWC road:, Indlei, Joao, RemcoWC TT: Ganna, Remco, RoglaSanremo: Girmay, Milan, BauhausRonde: Wout, Grug, MohoricRoubaix: Grug, Wout, DeLieLiege: Remco, Fishboy, SteinhauserLombardia: Pogi, Rogla, Sulemain YatesiEuro road: WoutEuro TT: RemcoStrade: SchmidGent: KristoffAmstel: RemcoEmilia: AyusoPa-Ni: AyusoTirreno: RemcoCatalunya: FishboyBasque: RemcoRomandie: PlappSuisse: Sulemain YatesiRenewi: PogiAlps: CarapazDauphiné: RemcoPologne: GauduOmloop: WoutE3: JasperFleche: RemcoSan Sebastian: PogiBretagne: HiguitaBremer: KoojiDown Under: IndleiUAE: Abddullah YatesiDwars: GrugFrankfurt: KoojiQuebec: PogiMontreal: PogiPa-Tours: Kooji
>>145574526I wish patje didn't resurrect his career
>>145576233>Omloop: Woutit's over
>>145576248I wish they would stop pretending that he was a good guy in his entire career
>5 days of voluntary rest>1 hour of easy z2 spin todaynext week I expect BIG trainings from me
>>145576998it's over
>>145577016on the contrary my dear dear bertit merely just began
>>145575863you love to see it
>>145575863I thought troon aerts took estrogen so he can start in the girls category.
What's the world record for longest z2 rape?
>>145577789
>>145577920he better rawdogged it with no šamoá
>>145577920ofcourse he's bald as fuck
Speaking of szamuła, it is too cold for shorts now and the debut of my winter bibs is incoming, that also means the debut of chamois which I never rode in before.Wonder how raving reviews will my arse and prostate give.
>>145578246you've never ridden in chamois? you don't know what you're missing
>>145578274No, I am a habitual rawdogger, but I will not lie I don't need to lift up my ass off the saddle every once in a while after 30kms.
>>145578392I guess you're ass is used to taking some punishment
>>145578392never get any sores and shit? you're a big guy right?I rawdogged when I started and it was a mistake
>>145577920that's incredibleapparently he was allowed a few breaks, but stillPogi finished the TdF in only 83:38:56 overall
>>145578446I am far more of a giver not taker.>>145578473No, I am a bit sore after stepping off the bike but nothing beyond a few minutes. I also don't ride that often so I don't get any cumulative damage.
>After 6 days, however, Miles' pace and energy began to seriously drop due to the prolonged fatigue. The effects of this cumulative exhaustion weren't just physical; his mental state began to suffer as well.>"I'm very worried about my head," he said. "I think I've got a problem with my mind... I'm losing speech, and rooms are being redesigned in front of my eyes."what too much rape does to a mfer
>>1455785696 days without sleep is hard
>>145578603it's torture
>>145578603at least he got a little bit of sleep>For every hour of activity on the bike, Miles earned 5 minutes of rest, and this time could also be accumulated in the instance that he needed to take longer breaks.>"I'm now going to try and go 72 hours without sleep. This will allow me to bank 6 hours to rest during these 12 days, and I'll be able to sleep a decent amount of time."but yes, it's crazy, even with amphetamines you can't escape the schizophrenia
>>145578730I once had a little over 48 hours without sleep due to illness and I genuinely heard voices in my room
did 3 days/nights once after taking too much speed, was pretty rough at the end. even copious amounts of weed didn't help. didn't know about xanax back then
So apparently Bottas did an entire rape ironman. Not just the bike leg. Madman.
>>145578949What's wrong with finns?
>>145578978I once had to go to finland for work and the answer is autism
>>145578949How does the swimming work, did he swim in a bathtub?
>>145578996treadmill pool innit
>>145578996such an amateur raper you are hasn't even equiped his cave with the proper instruments
>>145578996You don't even have a pool in your autumn house?
>>145579218>>145579225an untapped potential for Zwift indeed
>>145579298I don't swim since I can reach seabed everywhere
>bert can't swim
>>145578274favorite chamois shorts?
>>145579696me ass only touches assos mille gt
>>145579696a picture of fignon
>>145579755based>>145579787based
watched a video on the Blummenfelt fella, peculiar guy
would you trust a quicklink from china, or do you p*yp*g
>>145574435yea im feeling its gonna be a classic Sicily start with a stage 3 Etna snoozer instead of Albania
>>145580263what a dumb fucking post
>Jonas winning stage 3 Etna stage with 5 minutes to some random who ending the Giro before week one is over
>>145579997link?
>>145580371>t. only buys quicklinks from REI
>>145580436it was the magnus midtbø video
>>145579997Just your average norge
>>145580454how many quick links are you even burning through to need to ask this question
Me mate is buying a go pro like camera, my plan is to borrow it sometime and record me altos for posterity
>>145580594The only cyclist I hate more than the gopro chuds are the retard strapping a 10k camera to their back
>>145580594Bertacek live stream from the bohemian alps to XBert
>>145580594there's a guy at my work that commutes with one and it's so incredibly weird
>>145580593ive never bought one. sh*m*n* didnt include one with my new chain that i broke a few days ago. "Oumer" gave me a few knockoff quicklinks with the purchase of my bike chain breaker and quicklink seperator tool
>mid November mosquitoesI guess I deserve it for weather gloating
>>145580628>>145580667>>145580695I wouldn't use it for just normal boring rides, only for some EXCITING climbs and descents, and then return it
I have returned to the Land of Burgers. Perhaps I'll have a celebratory burger for dinner.
Some boules today.>>145557810cocaine>>145559860desu senpai sometimes if i've actually recieved a "full" pour of wine, at least you can be sure of that with the markings>>145568487first choice would be full white if available, second maybe the burgundy but you have to be careful matching it with the rest of your kit>>145580628>minor crash>paralyzes youheh nothing personal
>>145580983A Chinese Canyon Speedmax?
>>145557779>retiring as a beloved champion and millionaire so you can spend all day fucking your big tiddy angloid wifeI both love and envy cav
This one's for my bert Bertacek. And yes, it is chicken.Breaded chicken cutlet, provolone, marinated eggplant, hot peppers, coleslaw, mayonnaise. Doesn't look as good and full as the coldcut, but man it was a delight.
would you?
>>145581430
>>145581430Looks GREAT. Have some provolone left but no good use case since I have to eat through a bit too much supplies I did last week.I'm tinkin pain perdu but have to get my bread to perdu first.
listened to the new the cure album, pretty good stuff
>>145581991Always find it peculiar that cyc has great taste in pretty much everything but listens to boomer rock
>>145582045the cure isn't boomer rock, ac/dc is boomer rock
>>145582045Zoomer detected
>>145581430wew!!!looks like Subways properly madesorry, I'm honest: looks great!
>>145582066where do i find zones in mywhoosh
>>145581463would rather have it more /cyc/ themed, with a squeaker in the back pocket and a Bert Containers sponsor logo>>145581778do you actually use stale bread for French toast/pain perdu? People just use regular sandwich bread for that here. And it shouldn't too long to get stale with real bread.>>145582066desu these days, Blink182 is boomer rock>>145582316That's basically what they are going for, but with a goomba American-Italian aesthetic, basically the whole independently owned American Deli vibe. There's no real blue collar boomers going to that place though, it's all software engineers and various yuppies. It's kinda expensive for a sandwich but considering how much they pack them with quality ingredients, I'd say the price is about right. about $16CAD for the cutlet, $17CAD for the coldcut.
>In 2025 though, a very climber friendly course in Rwanda is set to decide the Rainbow Jersey. As such, there is growing hope that Vingegaard could don the red of the Danes in Africa and lead his nation in their World Championship challenge. However, one of the regulars of the Danish national team, Magnus Cort Nielsen, isn't quite so sure of Vingegaard's participation.>"It's always more fun the better the team you put together, and it's a shame to be without perhaps your best card," admits the Uno-X Mobility rider of Vingegaard's absence for Denmark over recent seasons, in conversation with Ekstra Bladet. "Of course it's different for him to race one-day races. He focuses a lot on the classification, but I'm sure he'll be able to do well."sad when even your countrymen have to call you out
what do my berts use for routing tape on their cables
>>145582580Usually I do but I know you don't need the bread to be stale for that.Unless someone will snitch on you to the perdu police and get Speegosh on you.
>>145558402vax status?
what are my berts preferred cycling jersey? please respond
I homemake my own mustard sauceIn fact I'm gonna make more tomorrow since I ran out, I accept recipe suggestions if anyone makes their own and has mastered this craft
>>145585279How do you make it ?Do you buy the mustard seeds or do you grow them yourself?
>>145585279you will have to define 'mustard sauce' first
>>145585813If you wish to make a mustard sauce from scratch, you must first invent the universe
>>145587600
>>145585864>d*tch "cuisine"
what routing tape do my berts use
What do we think of protein shakes?
>first proper snow of the season>there's already a bunch of skiers in the morningnow that's people who just can't wait to get away from r*nning
>>145580983ah yes, the very essential left-side pursuit track abomination
>>145596655Understandable
New bike day - what you think?2024 Propel Advanced SL, good choice for the price point
>>145597019very nice. Giant is a /cyc/ choice in price/quality ratio category
>>145597019Boring colour but I have a tcr looking just like that.
>>145597019that bike size. you're another one of those giants like bertaczek and finnbert.
>>145597019Very nice, and the bike size kek, am I one of the very few middling height berts with a bike that is 54 or 56.
>>145597137I am a manlet so don't worry and there's and there's an american even shorter than me
>>145597137>>145597146I'm also a 1m78 manlet, but I think some of the americans are like 1m60
>>145597154I am 1m70 and I know there's an american below me
>The majority of /cyc/ is actually girlsIt is known
>>145597161Hello yes good morning 167cm here
yeah I'm thinking we're back
>>145597163I'm male in both sex and gender, I am 173m tall which is shorter than the average male height in belgium but taller than the average female height in belgium
>>145597019sweet bike, but that gooseneck of a spacer stack needs to be reduced bert
>>145597154you are 5'8" in burger sizes, definitely not a manlet
>>145597218>the average female height in belgiumhow tall? asking for a friend
>>145597161this explains everything
fignon poster is a f*moid. according to her mywhoosh she is 55kg
>>145597475Bertollo is lighter than that
>>145597475>t. fibbing baby
>>145597506makes your numbers even more pathetic, by orders of magnitude
>>145597514look out babyman, i might step on you
>>145597529why is my cute austrian son wearing belgian colors?
>>145597019Propel Advanced SL with Magene PES power meter? Based, excellent combo. If I were to buy a new race road bike it'd probably be the Propel.
>>145597514>pathetic numbersonly when im sandbagging. im capable ofBIGFAKKINWATTZ
Just saw 3 kids in a park with baby dirt bikes. What is wrong with people
Public holiday so the gym was crammed, fantastic whores present all at one time, besides two good gingers. If I was a teenager I would be sniping them with my phone cam, bouncing from two mirrors.
>>145597019Very nice>>145597137I'm a size 54/56 bert.>>145597163Where is my qt cyc gf then?
>>145597804I thought about you in the 180-190 range, but then it is maybe Habsbert, there was a German I think and that's about it. The rest are slendermen or gnomes.
>>145597823Having met with Cannondale Finnbert I can indeed confirm he is a pygmy, no idea how he can generate that 350W ftp from his puny 70kg frame
>>145597926Not fooling me sneaky Bertele, I remember he is one of the now tree (3) slendermen together with my dear neighbor and now as established, the GIANT Koalabert.
>>145597746horrible noise pollution on these things no idea why they’re legal
>>145597982I'm pretty sure they're not legal anywhere they're being used but no one cares
what cleats do my berts use
>>145585813I have my own seeds but it grows wildly anyway, the first time I took them from the wild in the countryside.I find it's too much of an hassle to remove the seeds from the pods though so I just started buying them but you gotta find good ones, I bought them off amazon once and they tasted really badlyAs for how, I just follow a random simple recipe I found online which involves soaking the seeds in apple vinegar then blending with sugar, salt, oil and waterVery easy really
>>145597955Your knowledge of the lore is once again lacking, the Cannondale Finnbert is 70kg / smol while I am 190cm/83kg (aka king of manlets). Both of us have the same ftp so that makes him much stronger comparatively.Anyway tomorrow is go time, 4.5h rape session planned with 3x45min sweetspot, let's see if we'll make it.
>>145598091how is 190cm king of manlets?someone who is 190cm is taller than like 90% of the human population
i think i need to move to some red state in the US where they drill for oil and mine iron and where Trump is godif i have to go to one more meeting about CSR and sustainable production im gonna go fucking insane
>>145598091HOW. Maybe I am a schizo after all. I was sure he is a big guy.
>>145598179You'd sell your soul for oil? Do I have the cycling team for you
>>145598202
>>145598187I'm not a BIG guy. I just have BIG watts.
There's more than one Finn? Lies, I shan't have them.
>>145598264Not only is there more than one they've met each other.
>>145598264they vine behind eachother in the sauna
>>145598264theyre both bi-curious asian studs. they had to meat each other
>>145598202>>145598233Welcome to total énergie
>>145598179fuck off were full
>>145598384i heard from my American co-worker who is from Colorado that "his" state is rather nicemaybe i should go there
>>145598463Colorado is like gravel paradise. Will be quite a shock going from flatland to there
>>145598481i have been to all corners of the Alpsim not sure that whatever they got in burgerland will be as impressive
>>145598495they got some good shit over there to be fair
>>145598512i have yet to come across a mountain vibe thats better than Austria/Tirol/Switzerland in the winterpeak comfy
Where the fuck is Ruski, to post a webm of the garden gnome kwabbing
>>145598463>Colorado >red stateBert what the fuck?
>>145598595Even missed his girl's win
inside the sovl of each true bert there burns a firefor some it is merely an ember, for others a roaring conflagrationthat flame...is the spirit of Durango
>>145598706they finally found his hiding place in the ural mountains
>>145598686yea well just dont go to the big city i guess
>>145598240I was SHURE you are and older guy touching 2m of altitude.Your watts are stupid anyways, it is all a simulation.Eh, please be patient I'm acoustic.
>>1455987172 months before the end of the conflict, unlucky
>>145598753it's really the hillbillies you should fear
>>145598758>thinking donald will end that shitshowlolit only ends with the total collapse of Russia or Ukraine
KAM ON FELIPE SKORE SOME FOKKEN WATTSgnome in the mud
>>145598777How long do you think ukraine can hold if trump stops giving money
SWEECKbeasts we WIN
sweeck winsgarden gnome in the mud
forgot today was CX>Norbert 3rdberts feasting, shame I missed it
bertand getting 3 rest days....
1. sweeck2. ortts3. vandeputte4. garden gnome5. van der haar
>>145598785not longbut donaldo aint stupid, he can trick all his voters into thinking that NATO is the devil for the US economy and that he will not support Ukraine, but in truth its the best thing to ever happend to his country, if USA stabs the EU in the back its gonna be the end of NATO
>>145598818good top 3
>>145598530based take, can confirm
now watch this drive
>>145598785>if trump stops giving moneyimplying trump would stop giving j*ws money kek
>>145598849that was a chip and a put
SWEECK bros we feastgnome off the podiumgoing for an ride in short sleevelife is good
>>145598785That also implies Europe doesn't step up at all. Because every single Euro spent in arming Ukraine is money and men directly away from Russia. Proxy wars are always good for the one using a proxy to fight in their behalf. And if you look at the numbers that have been reported Russia has spent massive amounts of manpower and resources and gained very little in the last year trying to make a push. All while their economy is more and more in the shitter. Constant rate hikes, going back to trading in goods, needing Best Korea to help them. The writing is on the wall, they're in an awful place right now.
>>145598890>they're in an awful place right nowSo are we. Germany will have negative growth for the second year in a row and France deficit is so bad macron decided to nuke the parliament instead of having to deal with it. I know you guys share a border with russia but I can tell you public here doesn't care about ukraine at all and people don't want to send money we don't have.
>>145598962why is it that France, Germany and the UK are all in the shitter when the rest of us are just finei dont get it
>>145599001we are even further down the shitter than them to be honest, on the cusp of going full Greece in the next year
>>145599001not every country has a goldmine like you guys do
>>145598962So fucking what? Economy is cyclical anyway and the biggest mistake you can do is trying to desperately stay in the green year after year. Also, if Europe just gives Ukraine to Russia it's a clear sign to Russia, China, and whatever other potential bullies that if you've got the strength and the funds to do it you are allowed to go to war and take the clay you believe is rightfully yours. Any solution outside of restoring Ukrainian borders is a direct invitation to war in Europe within the next 10 - 20 years.
>>145599001For the UK: very high levels of low-quality immigration, incompetent governance, a deliberate choice to not build (e.g. housing—inherently unproductive), etc.
what do you think it feels like to ride a stage like this
>>145599054>>145599064maybe our grand coalition goverment was not such bad idea afterall, seems like we actually get shit done instead of debating with insane right and left wingers>>145599060kek ever since that Bernie Sander Senate thing the Novo stock was tanking big time and ever since Trump was elected it started going up again (we have a HUGE factory in Carolina so tarifs dont matter for shit)
Apologies for off topic, butWE LIVE IN ECUADOR
>>145599102link?
>>145599104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVudaIfyXzA
>>145599063>So fucking whatIt's about political support. People prefer to eat over the threat of a russian invasion of france. >>145599001We basically spend way too much money on social security, pension and useless territorial civil servants. I think germany is fucked for different reasons, mainly energy price.
>>145599112>that fucking profile graphic
Ecuadorian RAI shitting the bed
>>145599136the motorcycle camera just went rogue
>>145599113its okay frenchbertDanmark is looking to buy new anti air systems, if you are lucky we will buy your stuff instead of american the Patriot-system for that sweet sweet Novo money
>>145599150At that point the only reasonable issue is to become a Chinese colony
>>145599183>even more communism
Very odd that the pudgy men riding on 5k+ eur bikes with around 1 to 2k more eur of various clothing and electronic equipment on them have the common opinions of NATO representatives
>>145599273My dear schizo, it's been a while. How was the chevreuse this fine national holliday?
>>145599183>the state of "patriots"you all prefer russia china or even worse israel than our own country
>>145599301I don't prefer it, just stating the most probable outcome since boomers decide what we do in this country
cyclismo
>>145598890>>145599063All this cycling posts, go back to /sp/.The point is that not every Euro is being used to fight Russia, a LOT of it is defrauded and I can almost bet my left ball a lot of it is funneled back to the donors' political organizations via schemes similar to via Burisma.The point is we are literally vaxxxing Russia for Western technology and doctrine. There is just enough of technika to blow up a few poor bastards from Buryatia and Tuva and an ammo depot but not enough to make a strategic differnce. Far more than enough though to enable Ruskies to develop effective countermeasures and approach to everything, from squad hardware and tactics through strengths and weaknesses of any piece of NATO hardware made for the last 50 years to long range recon, strikes and operational level doctrine.Plus if anything, Ukraine, Belarus and Caucasus are Russia's immediate backyard. You just cannot install your color revolution puppet government and expect everyone will pretend this is our democracy in work, especially not Russia accepting encroachment of their core lands with this crude Radio Free Europe tier propaganda.
why did isershyt shit the bed today?
>>145599432still debuffed by the beer potion thrown on him
>>145599432Dude took a page out of puck's book and blames mental issue from the beer incident
Alright, project MTB has been binned until spring. There are only absolute shitters to be had 2nd hand right now. Guess it's full on Skitouring and swimming this winter again. Snow when?Also might have to rewatch some tdf to dull the pain. Any edition recs?
>>145599522>Also might have to rewatch some tdf to dull the pain. Any edition recs?2013, 2015, 2016, and, of course, 2017
>>145599431have a (you) for this excellent summary
>>145599522we should all watch that cobble stage john dege won
Where do you watch old tours
>>145599667my vhs tapes
>>145599667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vvj2NHuSKkThe extended resumes on this channel are pretty good
>>145599431It's not some elaborate fraud scheme, most of the money flows straight back to the western military industry.
>r*ping while watching sudaka ciclismois there more to life?
>>145599789escaping the existential dread and depressing routine and going to live in some hut in the alps
>>145599789I only see a moto driving along empty streets and no ciclismo
>>145599699based
>>145599285I was on a big ride yesterday and went out last night so I woke up sore so I just stretched and did the core exercises today. Bit cold out really, this autumn I'm feeling the cold air more than I used to do. I never turn the heat on usually and sleep with my window open until the dead of winter in jan-february but I already have the heater on at full blast this year. Another sign of aging and decay
>>145599708thisboth Rheinmetal and SAAB are doing great
do any of you take creatine? any results?
>>145600089isn't it mostly for strength athletes?
>>145600089i take diuretics
>>145600112shouldn't it allow you to do more intenser workouts
>>145599708The complex is one thing, the other thing is funneling the money through a set of less or more elaborate companies and entities to donate to political parties and NGOs.
>Make one post about the sponsor of the now defunct Tour DuPont>Immediate mass bannings>Euros have a hundred post argument about Euro politics >No response Strange
>>145600211because the guy that reports is in it himself
>>145599708yeah it’s not elaborate it’s pretty straightforward
The great Oscar SEVILLA wins Stage 1 of the La Vuela Ciclista a Ecuador
>>145600388WADA should test him
>>145600395No u
>>145600400ok I will, send me in coach
>>145577016>>145577105APOLOGIZE
>>145600732unless that's alpe, no
>>145600732>polkaAbrahamsenesque
>>145600770it's never gonna be the alpe
>>145600089Likely negative for endurance sports, makes you heavier
>>145600211il have you know i got WARNED about off topic posting last week
>>145600388Sadly, the coverage of this race does not live up to the great standards set by our friends from Duro al Pedal at la Vuelta Internacional a Guatemala. Pic related was the only shot of the finish. Apparently, el Niño beat Byron Guamá, just a young lad of 39 years of age, in a photo finish.
>>145600875Turns out it was Guamá's team mate Bryan Obando, 4th overall in Guatemala and half the age of Sevilla, who came second.
>>145600944firstcycling enjoyers knew this 20 minutes ago, he did have the toscana fellow as third
>>145600732HR a steady and and mighty 105bpm at threshold
what steroid stack do i need to kickstart my BURGEONING pro career as Fignon Jr? please respond
>>145600142>>145600089From what I've understood it might have very small advantage in maximal sprints but not much nelow that.
>>145601868But apart from that there's also some studies out there that say creatine might have some small brain gains in short term memory and intelligence. Can't say that I've noticed anything when I've used creatine.
>>145601868>>145601903interesting, don't think I'll give it a go but it was an idea spinning in my mind for a while
Tried out one of them massage guns at the weekend. Thought they were a gimmick. Thought wrong. Fucking excellent. Buying one tonight after a youtube study session.
>the badboy of this very /cyc/
>>145601965next you're gonna buy those electric pads like schizobrit and the transformation will be complete
>>145602071I don't know what they are but they definitely sound gimmicky. The gun I have tried and tested. It is legit.
>>145601965>Buying one tonight after a youtube study sessiongive me the rec when you're done I'm interested
lmao'ing at RCS willingly negotiating with fucking Albanians and getting backstabbed what were they thinking
a MASSIVE earthquake in the Bohemian Pro Peloton
>>145602122We're in. Went with Bob & Brad. Good reviews and supposedly great value compared to top of the range ones which are twice the price. You can get cheap chinese junk ones for 50 euro but don't think it would wise with a motor doing 3000 rpm. Probably last a week. Got the cheap chinese junk earphones instead. They usually last a year.
Big Tom should still be racing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELtEdVyCSIk
>>145602358weakmind unlike his brother samuel
>tfw you will never share a pre-race big mac birbir with figgy smalls in 1992
>>145601965They're fine but the cheap Chinese ones on Amazon are just as good as the insanely expensive Theragun. Someone got me a TheraGun as a gift and it is crazy how much they charge for such a simple thing
how do you feel about professional woman mtber rachel pagaeu being an onlyfans whore?
>>145603069were mexibros the real chuds all along?
enjoyed a delicious sandvich on a pit stop in me big ride todaythought some of yous might enjoy that
>>145603651atleast the bread is not burned
>>145603651Something fell from a tree and got stuck in your sandwich, that's a shame
>>145604073>most epicurean d*tchmanI thought the VOC brought herbs and spices over there, sad if that all has been lost to history
>>145604110What do you mean, like salt? That's perverse. We just take our potatoes and carrots from the ground, mash them together and eat it. Like all white people do
>>145604265next your gonna tell me coriander tastes like soap
>>145604297tastes like volly wally ft birber
>>145604597>those fingernails>that keyboard>ch*potlethis might be the most /slop/ post in all of cyc history
>>145601903>>145601920I'd say it does something but I don't think it is worth it. I also do not supplement it conscientiously so rather I will take it with a protein shake when I feel like having a protein shake so 4-5 days a week but not like my life depends on it.Sleep and gut health is far more recommended, I am having at least 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep, pushing to 6 hours which seem like my sweetspot, after cutting booze, having gut bacteria pills, magnesium, some antioxidants and liver health pills. And that kimchi lately.I feel far more energetic and I regenerate more easily during the day, I still do lay down for a 10 minutes of closed eyes but these are not even power naps, just winding down for a moment.
>>145604597bro your thumbnail has a fucking thumbnailcut those things damn
>>145608752that's not me in that picturewe don't have chipotle here
>taking out winter bibC'est fini
>>145609555been using it for a month now, very comfortable
fr fr on god
>>145609869jesus christ what a waste of hair
>9 FUERTES Whashington Joel +03:39>10 HARO Wilson ,,>14 OYOLA Róbigzon Leandro +08:13>21 CARAPAZ Patricio ,,>32 MONTENEGRO Santiago ,,>35 REYES Aldemar ,,>36 CAICEDO Pablo Andres ,,>42 DUARTE Fabio ,,>43 CHALAPUD Robinson ,,>46 JAMAICA Javier Ernesto +10:25>55 MONTENEGRO Lenin Javier +16:12>65 KRAY-MAWHORR Torin +24:51>82 KOVACK Isaac +46:05 (Last)>OTL MACHUCA Alejandro Armando>OTL GARCÍA Rances>OTL REYES Gerardo>DNF MONTENEGRO Cristian>DNF SARMIENTO José Andres>DNF DORTA Yorman>DNF WRIGHT Shay>DNF FLORES Remigio>DNF HIDALGO Patrick Jampier>DNF LOPEZ Andy
>>145609880how did they get so fucked in such an easy stage Sevilla already won
What do you guys think of Pogacar's new haircut?
>>145609891>>145609869PPATTT
>>145609869Medieval peasant physiognomy fr fr
>>145609891looks like he's gonna get shipped to the front
>>145609869patermaxxing
Did 45+45+30min sweetspot at 327W, coach had me doing 3x45min but no way I could've extended a further 15min at the end. I think the TTE is pretty maxed out to my purposes right now, going to start a vo2max block in a couple weeks.
>>145609961
>>145609891>my liege
>>145609961jesus christ man
>>145609891why is he posing for photos halfway through a haircut. that is shockin bad
are fins even human anymore
>>145610043>anymorethey never was to begin with
>>145610036He and his gf (and Gal Glivar) won the prestigous Rog's Golden Wheel awarded to the best Cyclist, Female Cyclist and Cyclist U23, respectively. It is not like he organized an determined the date of this event himself.https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/urska-zigart-tadej-pogacar-in-gal-glivar-prejeli-zlato-kolo-kd-rog/727108
>>145610048>gets awarded Rog(lic) Golden Wheel for best cyclist to a cyclist thats better than Roglic
anyone use a sports watch? if so which one and are you happy with it
>>145610043I am most impressed by that indoor run, wouldn't do that myself even as a rape enjoyer>>145610086My wife has used a Suunto for many many years, works like a charm and the ecosystem seems solid. If I would buy one these days it'd be a Garmin, probably a Fenix
>>145610106was looking at the garmin fenix but those prices were a bit too much for me to justify
>>145610086i have old garmin fenix, the last version before their gps got goodi only use it for hiking and r*nning, otherwise it's sat on me table and I use it to see notifications
>>145610121Have you checked the pre-owned market, running/tri forum classifieds etc? Seems to me a lot of freds buy these and then sell down the road when they get injured / burned out or stop with the hobby.
>>145609891Looks like it was shopped on by Brtek.
>>145610086I have a Garmin Venu 3. I've been happy with it.
>>145610086garmin fenix love it
>>145597137I'm cursed actually, 191cm, 88kgs, and I have meh tier VO2 and sprint. FTP at its best was 325W.
>>145610048I've got a prestigious Thanks Sean of the Year award just for you
wait so pierre baguette cycling team merged with ATT?
>>145610048>behind you the best season isgoogle translate spitting out some yoda-esque sentences
>>145610426i don't think so, just big transfers all around
>>145610477but pierre baguette doesn't have a 2025 team and juraj is now a manager at ATT
>>145610485I found nothing about them ceasing to existI found nothing about them continuingPerhaps all the baguettes have been eaten
>>145609869>>145609891I cut my own hair and I never managed to fuck up this bad.
god i love working from homei have done nothing but eat food, play vidya, watch TV and take a nap while getting paid all day
>>145610740>not raping on the jobexplain
>>145610779i dont have a rapemachine
>>145610810
Tiz is re-broadcasting a peculiar Giro stage
>>145610856
>>145610810t. brian holm
>The year 2020 marked the advent of Tadej Pogacar. How do you rate his 2024 season?>Romain Bardet: I don't know what to say. I ignore it. Honestly, it's not the same weight category. I'm astonished but, at the same time, he put together the immense potential we saw in him. Apparently, he didn't know how to train. Now he knows. He's put together a potential that we've seen in recent years in his first two Tour de France races, which he won in class. He's so much better.... It's hard to explain. I don't spend a lot of time looking for explanations.
>>145611125I bet he feels a little stupid
What is the most basic and common vinester?
>>145611125>I don't know what to say>I ignore it>Apparently, he didn't know how to train>He's so much better.... It's hard to explain>I don't spend a lot of time looking for explanationshow fucking stupid do they think people areits just too much gaslighting and psyops at this point
>>145611161not the most common but jetblack victory is the price/performance buy at this moment.
>>145611161assioma and rollers innit
I have begun raping in the gym. FTP test in 4 weeks. What's a good number? Over 300?
>>145611161
>>145611582about tree fiddy
>>145611582With your running fitness I expect about 5w/kg
>>145611625The 5k was from a few weeks ago. I weigh 67kg. But I have not been doing much cycling. A month is plenty of time to train though.
>>145611656Jesus, you are even fitter than I thought! I imagined something like low 16min for the 5k. I think north of 5w/kg would be attainable easily.
>>145611670We'll see how it goes. I won't be doing any long indoor sessions. 30 minutes max. Hopefully weather is good and get some proper outdoor rides in.
>>145611582Your first one you'll probably fuck it up a bit, it's fine. It takes some practice to consistently measure accurately. <3W/kg pathetic scum/fat ass/new3W/kg keen amateur, Cat 53.5W/kg trained amateur, Cat 3-44W/kg amateur racer Cat 24.5W/kg Cat 1 racer5W/kg Winning Cat 1 races5.5W/kg Pro6W/kg Pogacar7W/kg Uijrdebroeke8W/kg AJ August
>>145611656>fifty-tree 400m>2:43 km>sub 15 5k>sub 3 marathon
>>145611720When I started r*nning in my mid 20s after doing nothing (nada) for years before, a sub 35 5k was a BIG success.
>>145611778Not because of the time but because of being actually able to finish the distance
>>145611787yes well you have BIG old legs to drag around there not manlette pistons innit
A little bit more than torty km to go on the Tiz replay race, very soon, Egan BERNAL will go solo on the wheel of Giovani MOSCON while Remco EVENEPOEL will struggle on the wheel of Joao "Elite" ALMEIDA
>Czech and Slovak game week on SteamAll I see is absolute garbage
>>145611903Try HROT, that's literally how my daily life looks like
>>145611925I think it looks more like this one
I did 11 hours of vining last week
Winter is here
>Arnaud Démare is the French rider with the most GC wins in the 21st century
>>145612118
>>145612077How many hours did you spend on vinemachine
a certain mcnulty BRANDON has recently completed his yearly elevation goal, currently at 305765m of climbingI wonder how bert stacks up against that
>groupo evenepoel 6'44"it's over
>>145612326heh I'm almost there lads
This thread is 3 days old. What do you say about that?
>>145612638We need a BIG happening
>>145612449almost the same figures here
we live in ecuadorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0vqFPjTvIU
Giro route will be announced on 13th of January.https://culturasportiva.ro/ciclism/prezentarea-traseului-pentru-giro-ditalia-a-fost-amanata-din-nou/
>>145612449Half of it (mostly gravel).
>>145612664Why is the sound always so weird in these streams anyways?Always sounds like it's being recorded in a gigantic empty warehouse.
>>145612683they sit around in some random empty room most of the time + shitty mic
>>145612683it kinda is
I have no clue what's going on.
>>145612795Picket lines and picket signsDon't punish me with brutalityTalk to meSo you can seeOh, what's going on (What's going on)What's going on (What's going on)
Bros...
>>145612449In 2015 I only did cycling and no other sports. I was stupidly strong on the bike. Miles off that now.
>>145612903it's time to join us in the present
vingo wins the tour
>>145613107only the gran camino matters anymore
>>145612795The road 25 km before the meta
One Brayan Sánchez, team mate of Oscar Sevilla, won the mass sprint in Ecuador. Sevilla keeps the lead
>>145613188Tomorrow's stage casually starts at 4200 meters of altitude
>>1456131973/4th of this stage race is downhill lmao
>>145613197Most bizarre parcours
>>145613204>>145613210Another one
>>145613156classic
>>145613127the tour de pologne yes
>>145613222should have unironically done some of this stages in reverse, maybe even the whole thing
well, Medelin is two for twopas normal
also is PCS wrong about today's stage?it doesn't have the climb, bertollo a fact check please
>>145613224Kino stage, ngl
>>145613264
>>145612936yes well er
>>145611778>>145611787It counts as much as my +50k rides count when I needed to get off the bike.That 5km is ridiculous, I remember running these distances in high school but I don't remember times at all, only top tenning and even fiving as a year younger than the rest.Now I am questioning if my 1km was 2:48 because if this rocket fart Paddy is 2:43 then maybe I was 2:58 at 15-16 years old.Anyways, need just a bit dryer roads that are not covered in leaves to give my bibs a go. Yes we shoah Canadians here.
>O Gran Camiño (26/2-2/3) to kick off in Portugal. Stage race expanded to 5-day event from next year, which means route with Portugal trip and 4 Galician provincesJonas exposure is carrying HARD
I didn't read about American tourists getting lost in the Swiss alps. I assume they were deported back to burgermerica and didn't visit the UCI hq.
>>145613603would be a shame if he doesn't show up
>>145613610he will be there
>>145613629he needs to defend jumbo's honor at the UAE Tour this year
>>145612638/tugao/ lasts for weeks nearly a month per ed
>>145613780please watch our league
Jonas in Maglia Rosa gonna be insane
Who is he talking about
>>145614143Your Baudins, your Lapeiras, the list goes on...
>>145614143Gee
>>145614143Gee, Healy
fact: drafting behind the motorbike is the most powerful dopage currently known to science (not from the a*ro gainz, but from the noxious vapours)
>>145614656>He doesn't sit in his garage with the car running for a few hours before every ride
>First race of the next round of my BIG Zwift race league tonight>Stuffy nose and a cough
>Page 6>Almost burger hours
>>145615623I say, let em crash
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0h2K7uRMxPAI demand all my ciclismo news to be delivered by disembodied eyes and lips
No more /cyc/ and until umloop.
>>145618342*strade
>>145557810he looks like he bottoms
>>145614143Abrahamsen
>>145614143how do you even detect it?
>>145619112>Abrahamsen and Gee both got a ridiculous power boost after going to their first "altitude camp" ever
new thread >>145619152new thread >>145619152new thread >>145619152
