This evening Mark Williams and Neil Robertson will duke it out to see who will encounter Xiao Guodong tomorrow in the final of the Champion of Champions Championship. Xiao beat rpmmie (very funny), Selby (not so funny) and Allen (pretty funny) to reach this point.Also, the UK Championship Qualifiers are underway, which is quite nice if you stop and think about it.>Calendar: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=2&season=2024#current>Scores: https://www.wst.tv/matches/>Other news:Ding won the International Championship and is irrefutably back.Gnelf was awarded a sword that can rival Shadowmourne (and also he may still be trapped between the ripe buttocks of a young woman. how terrible!).Apparently a new 'non-sanctioned' event may be happening, featuring such unpopular names as Ronnie O'Sullivan and Shaun Murphy.Wasn't one of >us about to have a snooker-baby? I don't know the latest on that story.
Anime.This is me >waiting for a >new, while trying to suppress the urge to make one myself and leave the honour to the others, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
We're officially entering Zyzzins szn (my congratulations to the Nusslenutters as well)
>>145679319finallya new threadI was starting to get withdrawal symptoms
>>145679448and what is the current status of Baipat season??
>>145679319>Xiao beat rpmmie (very funny), Selby (not so funny) and Allen (pretty funny)What a perfect, concise summary of events thus far.
Not a sport doebeit
>>145679819Believe me or not, I started doing that only because some people seem to care for some reason, but I'm not one of them.>>145679906Not a country neverthoughless.
GWAN BAI, BULCSU, URSENBACHER
>https://www.twitch.tv/snookertour>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerstreamBai, Bacher, Blackwell.My burger from a new place just arrived. Itadakigwaaan!
>>145679319Alri then. Lovely to see (Guo)Dong make it to the final. >and also he may still be trapped between the ripe buttocks of a young woman(haha)>the UK Championship Qualifiers are underwayAbsolutely counfy>>145679621Approachin'>>145679819A N I A
*pulls respectfully*
That was a good example of traditional American cuisine.GWAN BAIGWAN BACHER
Bai's destruction protocol initiates in 3, 2...
>>145681441She actually got that snooker she needed and won the frame. It's over for us menbros...
B O 5
>>145681441>post this>she wins 3 frames in a row
>>145682751In the last thread we found that granite isn't as hard as we thought, so I'll say instead: D I A M O N D
fouldsy has confirmed: neyul is back
>>145683581And Alan has all but confirmed Neyul is a massive autist.
>>145683602and that's a good thing!
The contrasting walk on music lmao
>all streams switched to some male jobbers suddenly
Thank you Dave Hendon for keeping me abreast of the Bai match. Men are so finished.
>>145683916Ah, that's what I missed. She won, obviously.
If you've got Eurosport/Discovery+ Sunny vs Zhao has just started. Assume it'll be one of the matches someone on twitch streams
>>145684060And its Tina
>>145684060Matches with the Thai lads (and laddesses) are almost always on Youtube as well.
GWAN THE PAGETT
Reeeeeeerack
>>145684060>https://www.twitch.tv/snookertourHere it is.And Lei:>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerstream2
>twitch has 7 live snooker streamshow long until they start to aggressively take them down?
No luck, just skill
Lads
Robbros...
Some goblins are going to get an absolute clackering from Neyul later tonight
hip's
Feel like the Neildulum is oscillating back towards its over
>>145685593>Neildulumsounds lewd
Get rid of the pockets and make this the whole sport
>mink losing>robbo losingnot looking good for the 2022 mixed doubles winners
>Stephen Hendry wants to remove this from the game
>>145685873What? Is Rory playing in the UK qualifiers?
>>145686113Playing on with snookers required
>>145686146Ah, remove THAT.
Alan "Anal" McAnus is looking like he's primed and ready to Lanalyse
>spotted a qt>haven't managed to take a good screenshotapocalyptic feel
>>145686301
Been at a Thai restaurant this evening. Say what you want about their snooker skills but they sure can cook>>145680330Nooooo :^)>>145681441>Bai actually wonLovely>>145685239Should Desi be worried?!>>145686301REALLY made me think
>>145686731>Say what you want about their snooker skillsAnd I shall. I think they're very good at snooker and deserve a world champion before China.
>>145686731>Should Desi be worried?!she can defend herself
>5-1Bravo, Robbo>>145687011Baized>>145686845>I think they're very good at snooker and deserve a world champion before China.Soon Mink will destroy
>>145683581>fouldsy has confirmed: neyul is backI'm starting to think that Fouldsy's statement may not be entirely accurate.
>Champion of Champions semi-finals>bo11>UK Championship qualifiers>bo11Hmmmmmmmmm.>>145686731>Say what you want about their snooker skillsYou forget where you are.
I want to do unspeakable things to desilike hug her, kiss her, tie her hair to a pillar
>>145687385I would hold hands with her.There, I said it, give me the three days, I already won.
>>145687177can't believe he was talking such jargon right next to alan
>>145687385>tie her hair to a pillarstopped reading right there>>145687457you absolute monster
Based Willo jesting>>145687271Fun fact: there's a Gnelf hiding somewhere there>>145687385>tie her hair to a pillarIs this really how Bulgarians show affection?!>>145687457And here I thought I was the lewd Austrian
>6-2
>>145687505>Is this really how Bulgarians show affection?!it's not even their weirdest thingimagine going out with a bulgarian girl and she takes you to a dog spinning festival
W I L L O>>145687609Fouldsybros, your response?!>>145687620>dog spinning festival>it's realBravo, Bulgaria, bravo.>go out with Bulgarian girl and she keeps on ranting about PIGham
>>145687457uh huh?I want to lock eyes with her and get to know herthen decapitate pigham together
>>145687620>a dog spinning festivalwould you spin Deng (means light) for your qt Bŭlgari gf?
>>145687724>then decapitate pigham togetherI will now support your relationship.
>>145687746imagine tying desi's hair around his neck and then forcing desi to headbang like an autistic 90s poser kid at a metallica concert
>>145687746Deng (means light) must have been so disappointed after what Bingtao did.
Yulu szn arrives
>>145687908>Ronnie made three 50+ breaks in his last match>Bai made fiveWe'll we be allowed to still watch snooker even when there are no longer any male players?
I think Mark Williams is probably the worst smelling snooker player
>>145688275
>>145687908She's going to utterly destroy women's snooker
Sunny...
>>145689114heh, I just checked the scores too>two recent 147s and a 146 todayhe is more back than we could have ever anticipated
>>145689114Wisely resting up for the more prestigious event (shppt put).
>>145689800>Sunny>shppt putYeah, about that...
>>145691838Fuggg. I can’t believe are boy is missing it. Even Robbo is playing in it this year.
>>145691838>>145703888Shoot Out confirmed for lame>>145687746I would never hurt someone that protects me from Mr Rob>>145687799Do you think Ada or Bingtao have custody of him now?>>145687908The age of men is over
Finally we have a morning session again. A late morning session. More like a noon session, really.
WILLIAMS DOMINATES ROBERTSON TO REACH HIS FIRST CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS FINALWales bros We are so fucking back
>>145704121GWAN JIMMY
Alri, just had a lovely cup of tea and looking forward to a comfy final. Still>waitingfor the baby, would be nice if she's a week late as then my leave would last until Christmas.
>Jimmy constantly sticking his finger into his earEwwww>>145705546>Alri, just had a lovely cup of teaWhat a comfy Sunday.>and looking forward to a comfy finalWith Dong and Mark "G" Williams in it, any outcome will be good. Unfortunately going to miss the afternoon.
>>145705839>any outcome will be goodImagine baiting roof-chan like this…
Fine, I’ll do it then:GWILLOGWONG
>>145706868I think for me it will be Xiao.
>3-0Time to get serious.
>it's a YCP in a major final episode
>>145707413It's so over, Willobros.
Not looking good for Xiao, looks like he's falling to bits, he's been way off on his last 2 shots.
>>145707520And now he sealed his fate by winning another one. It's even more over than we previously thought possible.
>>145707485Every time the same shit, it's getting repetitive.They all fall apart.
Marcel is... heh... looking kinda... heh!
watching first session highlights now. willo in off into the yellow pocket from the break? fixed.
If I know Chongqing's Guodong Xiao like I think I hope I do, he'll want to win a frame and settle before this session finishes 8-0.
>bo11>Xiao needs to start by losing 3 frames (half of what is needed to win)>bo19>Xiao needs to start by losing 5 frames (half of what is needed to win)Simple as. All according to plan.
>>145708095>mfw he was right
D O N G T U R Y (again)
Nüeßßlebros!?
Brown, Nestle, Pellewhttps://www.twitch.tv/snookertour
> 101-2 (101), 76-1, 117-1 (117)cymrubros!?
Gonk getting Chinese Burns
any Welshman in??
>>145708738!!
Nüeßßle: IN
>>145709673Now it's time for ZZ to do the needful.
>>145709720His nickname should be ZZ Pot
>>145709375I assume that's meant to be #alltoplayfornow and he's just missed out two letters.
>>145709996Perfect.
>>145709375Sorry, I’m too busy being shafted by Australia to be worried about Willo right now.
>>145710410HUGE day for Cymru?
>>145710410>Willo beats Neyul>The pendulum swingeth
Back in time to witness the evening session (for the first hour or so before going to bed)>>145709673Noooooooo not against my boy Jordan "Jordan Brown" Brown :^(>>145707723DON'T say it!>>145705910>Imagine baiting roof-chan like this…Roof-chan's existence is severely being doubted!>>145710410Welsh rugby needs a strong Gerwyn Price
>>145710440Pellew overseeing the Nussler destroyer is a huge day of Austrio-Cymru relations.
Gonk got tonked
GWAN MARK "JAY" WILLIAMSGWAN FREN DONG
I stopped watching at 5-0 wtf.
C E N T U R Y
>>145713131The most dangerous lead.
>>145709720>>145709996ZZ (P|T)o(t|p): IN
>>145713759Based and Zestpilled
>>145713759>only>>145713720Never in doubt.
Hi snooker here is your goat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPf35XKz1gBye
Is this a ranking title?
>>145714418Give me back my Sunny, Zhao!
>>145714454No>>145714418Based Fren TongFor me, time to get some sleep now (going to beat Polefren for the early morning post). Hope to wake up to see the roof not having collapsed. Night.
>you now remember Stephen Hendry's """"comeback""""
Bai Yulu is/was destroying J.Jones
>>145716201>2-2GWAN THE YCGIRL
It's over. But the girl is still fighting.
ROB WALKER
Why is Mr Rob so touchy with the Chinese players?
ROB FUCKING WALKER
stop grabbing his shoulder rob!
>>145718118> Robert Walker - described in court as having a 'propensity for violence' against officers - already had 72 convictions for 210 offences.bruv
Yeah, I'm thinking Zizins is elite
Get this fucked off, Starship Troopers is on next and I want to watch it
>>145718365>I am from Leicester, and I say: Zest 'em all!
>>145718489lol
>>145718489Actual lel
Bai Yulu and Tinahttps://www.twitch.tv/snookertour
>>1457195115 - 3she's literally doing *it*
>>145719511kek that fluke
ABSOLUTELY BAI-ZED
Are Girl did ittwo wins against m*n in two days!Yulu szn confirmed!
More like “Bye, You lose!” (said to her opponent this time).
>Scott Donaldson is nextDoes he stand a chance?
her next match is Donaldsunn on Tuesday>>145720939lel
She's literally Mulan
>>145721028I'm sure one of the morningfrens will post a shopped version of this, with Baibai as as the titular character wielding her cue and various less successful and prestigious YCPs flanking her.
MARK "G" WILLIAMS!>>145716201>destroying J.JonesH-haha>>145718118wtf they finally got him?!>>145720911>>145720915>>145720939Waking up to a Bai and Willo win feels quite lovely
So, if Bai, the World Women's Snooker Champion, defeated the highly esteemed finalist of the World Men's Snooker Championship and winner of N/A ranking events, does it make her the World Snooker Champion of Both Genders already or is there still something she has to do first?>>145725082Depends on what you mean by "morning".
>Zizins vs SeethenWhy they gotta pit two bad bitches against each other?
They should just give Xintong a tour card and be done with it
Official Youtube stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35sQSCKXzx4Odd. Normally they only do JUDGEMENT DAY(s)
>>145729815Tina always putting in the work. You love to see it>>145726702The age of men is over
For me, it's the Victorian Plumbing UK Championship Qualifying
>>145729815For me it's Edwardian Plumbing.
>>145729918>>145729944Petrol stations don't seem so bad now
>>145730185Julius Röhrich Heizungsbau-Sanitäre Anlagen-Klima- und Schwimbadtechnik German Masters Qualifying
>>145730209Finally, the prestige the German Masters needed.
>>145729890>Tina always putting in the work. You love to see itShe's back at it again!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSN3lOi8h84Moody v Jones (Not that one. No, not that other one. NO not that one haha! The other Welsh Jones: Duane)
>>145731043>Moody on YT>most of Twitch streams also have MoodyWhy do they do this?
Hello gents>missed all the snooker again>Didn't actually know who was in the final yesterdayhaha college is fun
>>145730209Top lel>>145731043>She's back at it again!And she's looking QUITE pullable>>145731130Because /FUTUREGOAT/ obviously>>145731321At least you finished your assignment, right?
>Noppon v Xintong (a)>Fu v Yuelong>Donaldsunn O)) v Bai (f)>Seethen v Zizousome absolutely gargantuan matches tomorrow
>>145731861Shame that Bai will destroy before I'm home.
Phil Yates just described Jack Lisowski as an "entertainer extraordinaire"
>>145732614He has entertained us for quite some time indeed, Phil.>>145731861S O V L
>>145732795Silent watchers in the dark.
>>145732920>Champion of Champions: MarclelI sleep>Victorian Plumbing UK Championship Qualifying: Pellew, Desi, TinaReal shit!
>>145732999trips of truthhaven't spotted a Cheeky Anna yet though...
>>145733042>haven't spotted a Cheeky Anna yet though...Yeah about that, I have been meaning to tell you she's busy elsewhere ;^)
>Moody's match just finished>Tian's just reached the decider (probably postponed)
>>145732614Weird how Jack still hasn't won a ranking event, in his early 30s now.
Haha imagine if Jegg won a ranking event to avenge all the tournament wins our guys have recently stacked up haha. Oh no Mr. Pendulum-sama, how could we survive this, it would be all over
>>145679319Can we play the music and break out lucille?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfIHba-5WgE
>Bai went onbased>>145731550>At least you finished your assignment, right?I did Austria! But have another one coming up before Christmas and then 4 for February so it's tough going. Being a lawyer better be based or I'm going to kill myself
Bai the way, when I posted this >>145726702 I thought someone would surely notice that the Jones Bai defeated isn't the same Jones Kyle defeated in May.>>145733562>Bai went on>Bai Yulu became the first woman this century to win back-to-back matches in a ranking event
>>145733463That's pool, my neguinho.
More like ZZ Stopped.
>Nestléfeels good to be a Cadbury Chad right now
Well done to Are Hazel for winning what is rightly hers.
>>145735922Love Hazel.
>>145735922
>>145733562>Being a lawyer better be based or I'm going to kill myselfOh no...>>145733409Oh no...>>145733704To be fair, there's so many Joneses around these days>>145735604>>145735652Red-and-white flags in utter shambles>>145735922You LOVE to see it
GWAN BAIGWAN THEPPERGUAN YUANGWANBARREH>>145740453>Red-and-white flags in utter shamblesAll is not lost. My boy Antoni won yesterday against my boy Anthony. He only needs to beat Ricky Walden today.
>>145740453>>145741197Even by earlymorningchad standards, these posts are very early. The afternoon session wouldn’t have even started in China yet. (And they haven’t even gotten to juryo yet in the day’s sumo schedule.)
>>145741197Two stripes reign superior, I kneel>>145742356All praise to Noble Peter!>And they haven’t even gotten to juryo yet in the day’s sumo scheduleBased makushita chad. I wonder if the Ozeki can keep up their good form until the end.
>showing a Zester 147 during the interval Based and lemonpilled
>>145733704>Bai the way:O
I'm home, so Baibai can start destroying now.
>>145743865Please don't stop watching, I want Bai to win this. Thanks.
>>145743865:(
I know this can't be right
>>145742356>The afternoon session wouldn’t have even started in China yetIn the first round(s) of the International Championship matches did start one hour before my post.>>145743865>Match will resume later.They waited for me too!
Fu v Yuelonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpCsY9KaxCwNppppn v fren tonghttps://www.twitch.tv/snookertour
GWAN FU
>>145743865>destroyed the timelimitBravo>>145744391GWAN FU, PEZZA, NOPPON/FRENTONG, /sp/ACEMAN, GILBERTO
>bo7
>first snowfall of the winter>counfy hoodie to wear while enjoying the counfy snooker ALL DAY>finally got the time to listen to new Paysage (it's great, of course)>no work tomorrowdas so, SO it mane
Zhou/Fu is an absolute nailbiter thus far.>>145745249PEAK counfy>>finally got the time to listen to new Paysage (it's great, of course)It really is. Perfect for the cold season (as usual).
Noppy is the latest to be TONG'DIf Zhao keeps this up we might get to see the epic pasta again soon...
>Perry vs Ben is only 1-2Slow and steady wins the race>>145745682>Noppy is the latest to be TONG'DA man on a mission to get his (ex)girlfriend back
>>145745726>Perry vs Bensome might say this is peak snooker
>>145745682based babby
>>145745956>Pot rate 28%-29%W-what happened? That’s pub-tier.
>>145745956>28% vs 29% pot rateBravo. At this rate the match will still be going on when I wake up at 4am.>tfw tired af at 7pm alreadyGoing to send a GWAN BAI and GWAN ROBBO pre-emptively 'cause sleep is calling.
>>145745989>W-what happened?Ben is very tired. Please understand.
>>145745249Pretty much the opposite here. Cold, rain, wind, work and barely any snooker. Though I got the time to listen to not so new Hako (it's great, of course).>>145745956Bai would destroy them both at the same time. Shame she got Scotty instead.
>>145746403>HakoYour propaganda has gotten me Poland and I've started to listen to her. Very comfy music.
Tell me about Lam. Why do they call him Panda?
>>145745989My guess is WSTs live scoring system is still utterly broken.
I hope one of the matches end in 6-0, otherwise I won't be able to see the rest of Bai's match. That's why this time for a change I'm going to say: GWAN HOSSAlso:GWAN MCTHRILLGWAN ROSSGWAN YCPs THAT AREN'T MAI>>145746701Nice. Enjoy the greatest national treasure of Japan.And I recommend this live album (actually 2 albums in a remastered set):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezuTKIszoGA&list=PLJKA2C_1LpNtjyjNLLdoxKTCi5azZMpu8First 10 songs (First Live album) include some amazing ones that never got a studio version.The rest (Live II album) with a different cover are actual folk songs, often by unknown authors, sang by Hako. They're not written and composed by her, so they're not as good (obviously).
>>145747670Thank you Poland, she will be my new assignment music. Glory to Hako
As I feared, Bai hasn't started yet, and I need to go.GWAN BAI>>145747745May She live forever, bröther.
Neil is so b -ACK!
B A I C I D E Rwinner plays Loserski
she fucking DID IT!!B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I B A I
Barring snookers, she's done it again
DAT REDBai is the real deal, the Thai mustelids could never
Is she, dare I say it, /our bai/ ?
Lisowski is doomed.
>>145749905wtf lmao
>>145749109BACK! Morningbros waking up to a feast tomorrow.
JUDGEMENT DAY - PART 1>13:00 (bo11)Hossein Vafaei v Jackson PageStuart Bingham v Jimmy RobertsonStephen Maguire v Elliot SlessorJak Jones v Fan Zhengyi>19:00Bai Yulu (yes, really) v Jack Lisowski (yes, really)Barry Hawkins v Wang YuchenRyan Day v Sanderson LamWu Yize v David Lilley
Is Victorian Plumbing legit lads? My buy-to-let needs a new boiler.
Here are some highlights of the game that got Mark King banned, what a cracking actor he is.
Oh god, Mr Rob is going to have has grubby, acursed hands all over Are Bai tomorrow.>>145750330I prefer Edwardian Plumbing>>145750619>cheating in front of Pellewdeserves a lifetime bangot a link to the video?
>>145750743There's no commentary on the original video so all my version is lacking is the ball clonking noises but here it is: https://x.com/147Magtr/status/1857366544038158357
>>145749968>>145750159>wake up>see thisI can't believe she's actually done it
>>145749806>>145749905>>145753068>wins her first ranking event before Jack LisowskiThis must be prevented. People would actually die.>>145733704>Bai Yulu became the first woman this century to win back-to-back matches in a ranking eventAnd now it's 3 in a row.
Wow, that's a seriously impressive result to wake up to, thought the dream was over when I went to bed, but Neyul actually did it! (also well done to Bai on her routine victory).
>>145750159>Bai Yulu (yes, really) v Jack Lisowski (yes, really)What a time to be alive.
Good morning lads, how are we? The bai has gone on….again! What great news to wake up to.
I am very likely the finest cueist ITT. Thoughts?
>>145755462Go back to playing ultimate team Neyul
>>145753531>People would actually die.My sides certainly would>>145755211Top kek>>145755317>alivePerhaps we all died and this is purgatory.>>145755449>waking up after 9amTruly living the life
>wake up>Neil won in a scrappy deciderHe was back to his worst last night
>>145750330They’re a real company; I’ve heard of them and they aren’t the bottom rung of bathroom suppliers at all. I’ve never used them so I can’t say how good they actually are, but I would rather get a bathroom from them than Homebase or Wickes.
>>145755462We have someone who nearly went professional. If he’s in this thread, he would presumably annihilate you. I think he’s even on Cuetracker.
>>145755211
>>145755462I would still beat you at Baize Brawlers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4EBVa7YEM
>>145756209GWAN FANGWAN GWIRE>>145755211Heh.
B(IN)GHAM
More like Lossein Vafbye! Results are looking remarkably positive at the moment. I'm worried about the evening session.
>>145756209>turn on stream>Rob and Ken lanalysing>>145756757>>145756818You love to see it
>>145756818>HosseOUTMight be busy later so I'd just like to give an early GWAN to Bai for later, no pressure, you just have the potential to do the funniest thing ever (in snooker).
CAM ON SEETHEN
When I was watching Initial D, I always laughed when a character saw the car and said "hachiroku da!" (TL note: "it's the 86!").Today I saw it on the street and instantly said "hachiroku da!" out loud (then looked around in panic, but there was no one). Seems it's a natural reaction. I wonder if people who don't know Initial D and never heard a word in Japanese would still say "hachiroku da!" or "it's the 86!" in their own language.Hoss: outPig: inGuire: closer to out than in
ANGRYCIDER
*pulls*
>>145757192nooooooooo
IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE YOUevil Sless has had more ball-run here than Ballrun Bingham has had hot chicken dinners
>1 red left on the table>22-28
Jak in with a century.
>>145757515Jonesbros stay winning>>145757439>evil Sless has had more ball-run here than Ballrun Bingham has had hot chicken dinnersScientifically impossible!
based Muh Gwire
>>145757515Year of the Welshman
>>145757619
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AysGOXAy9y81 bong until Baibai destroys the career of Boy #2 once and for all
>>145758012This destroying is gonna make Mink’s destruction of boy #1 look like a mercy killing.
>>145745249By the way, have (You) listened to the >new Darkspace album?>>145758012>>145758028BA BITCOIN!>1 bong until Baibai destroys the career of Boy #2 once and for allFor me, it's sleep now. I better wake to youse guys being right and Bai having actually destroyed!GWAN BAIGWAN BARRY "DA HAWK" HAWKINSGWAN WU YEEZY
they were chatting about Bai on BBC News 'Sports Day' segment>Mandy Fisher just said Mink is from Chinait's ogre Girlbros...
>>145758485>arr rook sameplayer in premier league just got the big hammer for committing this most heinous of all crimes
GWAN BAIalso, Desigoblin :3
>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreamsGWAN BAAAI
Tune in to see whats happeningIts Chad Bai vs Virgin JackBest Timeline this is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wly2DH_02o
GWAN BAI
>>145758671Judgement Day is here.
Jegg really likes touching balls eh
commentators are ruthless
This is a science experiment to determine who has less bottle, the Chinese or Jack Lisowski
Holy fuck that was the most Lisowski shot I've ever seen from Lisowksi.
>took the green off the cushionHoly fuck it keeps happening.
FREE MY BOI MARK KINGHE DINDU NUFFIN. HE WASN'T MATCH FIXING, HE WAS JUST SHITE
>>145758730No, this one was.
>>145758747Free his daughter's booba more like.
>Jack Bisowski
Reckon Bazza Hearn is watching this with yuan signs in his eyes
that blue was about 2 yards in the wrong position
>jegg
>>145758750I don't even know which one you are referring to.>he took the yellow off too
>>145758756Do not fall for the /comfysports/ harlots
She's so small
BOO
>Bai
>>145758764B-b-b-b-but she's... cute...>>145758769That escape from a snooker that really looked like he just hit the cue ball without looking.
baibros...
She may have lost the frame, but she's started the rattling
>>145758787smol but *pull*able
H A W K T U R Y
Womenmen… how do we play our team talk at the interval?
If Bai Yulu wants to win the match, she might want to win six of the next 7 frames.
Bai getting schlonged
>win, and get manhandled by mean Mr Rob in a post-match interview>lose, and carry on with your life as normalI know which I'd choose
>that yellow (and the ball she potted too)
L I L L T U R Y
The Baiback is happening.
>>145759246It was until the exact moment when you clicked the "Post" button.
>>145759258I apologize.
>>145759191lel
baised camerawoman
>>145759246>>145759320the jinxer of jena
The dream is dead bros...
>>145759426Jegg has to suffer.
>Jegg made a break over 50 in all the frames he wondamn, he used Bai's own tactic against her...
>>145759434Oh, you won't have to worry about that at least.
We still had an amazing run, Baibros. This is just the beginning.
It's not like Jack will win this tournament anyway.
>>145759458Indeed, and unlike Jegg, Bai actually is young and needing more time.
Thank goodness Bai's drawn attention away from my shirt!
>pompously name it Judgment Day>there's two of them
HAWK: INS!
JUDGEMENT DAY - PART 2>13:00 (bo11)Ricky Walden v Zhao Xintong (a)David Gilbert v Julien LeclercqMatt Selt v Zhou YuelongBen Woollaston v Lei Peifan>19:00Neil Robertson v Matthew StevensRob Milkins v Xu SiHe Guoqiang v Stan MoodyLiu Hongyu v Michael HoltThere's also the draw for the First Round in the afternoon.
>>145759969a very comfy day
327th for my very diligent lap kitten Ania
>dreamt that Bai lost 5-6 after being up 5-3>wake up and see resultsI'm not sure which is better. Ah well, she's still young...At least the other results were decent outcomes>>145758485I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!>>145758547>Bai and DesiI can't believe I have missed this>>145758747Vinny pls>>145758883The BEST kind :3>>145759707Top lel>>145759969For me, it's Fren Tong.>There's also the draw for the First Round in the afternoon.Rare going-to-bed-early-gang win>>145761079>my very diligent lap kitten Aniaw-wew :3
mp4 gang rise up and throw off the shackles of webm
>>145762007>gnelffluke.mp4No luck, just skill
>>145759797It's like Black Friday. In some stores here it's a month long.>>145762007So, about the filesize. What's bigger, same video with the same quality in mp4 or webm format?
>>145762422WebM and and MP4 are just container formats, the file size is determined by the codec of the video stream inside.WebM deliberately only supports a few codecs that don't require license bullshit (VP8, VP9, and AV1). Meanwhile, you can put pretty much everything into an MP4.However, 4chan only allows specific codes: VP8 and VP9 for WebM, and H.264 for MP4.H.264 is ancient at this point. VP9 is superior for everything except encoding speed (although codec comparisons are more religion than science, just go to /g/ and ask people to name the best one).You also get the bonus that Apple users can barely play VP9 WebMs, and they deserve to be bullied for this.
>>145763416I forgot to say, if you are taking a video from a source like Twitter then it's likely an H.264 MP4. In that case it's probably better to stick with MP4, you can just remove the audio stream and keep the video stream untouched (as long as you are under the file size limit). That avoids introducing more compression artifacts.
>>145763416>You also get the bonus that Apple users can barely play VP9 WebMs, and they deserve to be bullied for this.Why lie?
>>145763623Isn't he right though? Always heard from Apple users can't play webums.
>>145763804Safari had it since 2022, iOS since version 17.4 released in April
>>145762007Holy based technological advances
>>145763804I am on an iPhone right now, and while I can watch webms on here with no trouble at all, they’re a pain to try and play if you download them. I used to have an Android phone before this and I would send my friend webms from 4chan over WhatsApp quite regularly. She has an iPhone, and it was only when I got an iPhone too that I found out she definitely couldn’t have been watching them. I think the issue is that iOS just sees them as files rather than pictures, so they don’t open automatically unless you have a special video player to watch them (which I guess 4chan probably does, built into the site code).
let's hit some balls!
gwan Tonggwan Dilbertgwan Ben Woolgwan Melt
why is Leclercq so massive? thinking about it, why are all the Belgian players so big?
>>145761079I hope we continue to see more of her.
>Xintong and Walden have completed 4 frames>Woollaston and Lei still frame 1
*pulls firmly but respectfully*
>>145763416>>145763468I see, thanks.Since I already have everything set up for recording in mkv and converting to webm, I'll keep making webms then.
X I N T U R Y
>>145764758iktf>>145764791Noooo :^)>>145764743>why are all the Belgian players so big?[Breclel has left the chat]>>145764713This except Zhou instead of Slelt
Bill Werbeniuk mentioned
>>145764952R A R E
>>145764952
First Round draw>Chris Wakelin v Yuelong / Selt>Judd Trump v N.Robertson / Stevens>John Higgins v Guoqiang / Moody>Luca Brecel v Jak Jones>Mark Allen v Jackson Page>Shaun Murphy v Walden / Xintong>Mark Williams v Stuart Bigham>Mark Selby v Jack Lisowski>Si Jiahui v Wu Yeezy>Zhang Anda v Woollaston / Peifan>Gary Wilson v Hongyu / Holt>Rpmmie v Barry Hawkins (oh dear)>Ding Junhui v Milkins / Xu Si>Xiao Guodong v Gilbert / Leclercq>Ali Carter v Ryan Day>Kyren Wilson v Stephen Maguire>>145764924>Breclel isn't big
Honestly Yintong should have been banned for life. Zero tolerance.
>>145765117I was just going to say that if Lisowski didn't manage to barely win thanks to luck yesterday, Bai would play against Selby.
>>145765117Bad draw for Neil
If Xintong beats Morphy, I will forgive him
the Woollaston match is going to still be on at 2am (and that's a comfy thing)
>>145765130holidaying in Romania, Shaun?
>>145765149For Stevens, you wanted to say.>>145765191Lel.
Farmer: IN!
>6-2My name is Xintong, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day on an anime imageboard looking at stupid pictures of Mark Selby. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am captain of the YCP snooker squad, and just qualified for the UK Championship. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to un-kawaii pigdog referees"? I also get straight A's, and had a banging hot girlfriend (She just dumped me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
TONG: IN!>>145765117>>Breclel isn't big:^)>>145765311>She just dumped meerrytime
noooooooo get away from him Mr Rob!!
>>145765330>tfw took a screenshot tooThe more you look at Mr Rob, the more you get creeped out.
>>145765351This one is more menacing, because he's pointing at him.
>>145765311
>>145765330>>145765351
>>145765421>Remember this, Zhao? You're next.
>>145765421lel
Can I just shock you? I like Matt Selt
>>145765330>>145765351>>145765421Based and WalkerPilled
>>145765531I want a deathmatch between Matt Selt & Matz Sels
>2-4Ben Wool likes to go slow haha
>>145765531Apparently, you cannot
>Ben
>I'm tired Tati...
>>145766218Well, at least ONE Woollaston will be represented at the UK Champs.For me, it's sleep so pre-emptive GWANS for Si, /FUTUREGOAT/, Holtman, Stevens/Robbo. Hope to wake up to some good results tomorrow.
>>145763904Sorry bro, I was not aware.I kneel to iGods.
If I want to watch the Neil match, it's Finnish commentary only. The feed with English commentary jumps around the tables.
He has no style,He gets no love,this YCP,wears a funny glove.
>that behind the lemonAlso, the official YT stream is a good minute behind the twitch stream.
MILK: INS!
>>145767725hItmaN
Alan Partridge: mentioned
ROBBO: BACK
>>145767877Amy Holt will be delighted, I'd quite like to hear her thoughts on the Hitman's chances
Moody is NAWTY
>>145768098Looks like he’ll be going to the nawty step instead of York, that’s for sure.
kek
>>145768306>Stan Moody>he's moodyHuh.
im gutted for stani like him and he fought well in this match
H EE
>>145768328seemed to escape being interviewed by rob too
>>145768366it seems He's a canny player on and off the baize
>they thought tomorrow was a day offhaha
>>145768306Moodybros, what happened?!>>145767345Top lel>>145770136S O U L
>>145770136>they thought tomorrow was a day offWho? I've been waiting for jobber events to finally end so I can get some real snooker for once. Today the season starts.
Mink is doing a Q&A on instagram lads ask a question before it vanishes!
>>145765531I might like him, but I share my love between him and Mark King because I never know which one’s which.
>>145778405Good news anon! This is not a problem you're going to have anymore
>>145772979Moody is his love child.
>>145772979Cursed picture.>>145778382Don't have an account. Next time she should do it here.
>>145774025>waiting for Sophie
>Shiu Wing Man>>145779036For me, it's >waiting for a stream.
it's that time
>>145779377It's going to be a long wait then unfortunately.>>145780285GWAN FREN TONG
>>145780285I'm manifesting a very based UK Champs
SATURDAY - UK Championship Round 1>13:00 (bo11)Barry Hawkins v RpmmieShaun Murphy v Zhao Xintong (a)>19:00Mark Selby v Jack LisowskiDing Junhui v Rob Milkins
>>145782781>scheduleWe're back.
The full 77 page Mark King rig document is out: https://wpbsa.com/wp-content/uploads/2024-11-18-WPBSA-v-King-Decision-Redacted-and-Anonymised.pdfSome highlights:>He was charged with rigging two matches, one versus Perry, one versus Higgins>Perry match charge was proven, Higgins match charge was not >He was (alledgedly) paid £15k>Former pro Mike Dunn was the expert witness for the prosecution testifying about his shot selection>Carter and Selt testified in King's defence on the same topic>It was concluded that rigging couldn't be proved on the basis of his shit shots alone>Joe Perry described King in an interview as a "wheeler dealer">SportRadar said the match v Perry had the highest betting turnover for the Welsh Open (€191k), the 2nd highest was the final (€41k), the average was €8k>That was larger than the other 19 matches played on that day put together>The WC final in 2022 was €139k>King's average match was €5k>One of the bettors known to have bet on King losing runs a snooker hall and has had business dealings with King>These dealings included King providing duty free and counterfeit goods to be sold>King's defence seems to have been that he had a finger injury and was out of form
>>145780673I want to believe...>>145782781>no morning session>probably going to be asleep by the time the first frame of the evening session finishesAt least there's the Women's Masters>>145786278Kek - what a story. Thanks for the highlights.
>>145786278>one versus HigginsOutrigged THE rigger. Higchuds literally shaking rig-ht now.>match v Perry had the highest betting turnover for the Welsh Open (€191k)>the 2nd highest was the final (€41k)>the average was €8k>The WC final in 2022 was €139kHeh.>These dealings included King providing duty free and counterfeit goods to be sold>King's defence seems to have been that he had a finger injury and was out of formOnce, my finger hurt and before I knew it I was providing counterfeit goods to be sold, so I know the pain.
>>145786278rookie mistakesshould double the punishment just for making it so obvious
Have had no time to watch the snooker recently and today will unfortunately be no different (evening session looks extremely /comfy/), but I just hope we witness yet another Chinese """amateur""" player steal food off Shaun Murphy's table
>outside: white>termofor: hot>coffee: cracked open>Hako: singing>video games: launchedYep, it's time to >wait.
