reffies
WOWWOWWOWWOW
serious question..why hasnt the buncos spammer been banned yet??
>>145707730>>145707818A few weeks ago I cashed out with $30 on one of them, effectively paying for my $1 bets for the rest of the season lol. I just take lottery tickets every week for fun. Closest I've gotten to winning it all was getting 14/16. Ironically my team was on of the teams that made me lose
Gay Leb
>>145707848There's technically nothing stopping a schizo from spamming any general provided they stay on topic. Nobody has done it yet, but in theory it could work.
>>145707854Broncos have had a gauntlet of tough opponents, and they'd basically have to completely collapse to not make playoffs in this shitty AFC.it's Broncos to lose with a game against the Bengals on the 29th of dec, but the next week after that they have a free divisional game against KC's backups.This years AFC wildcard is pretty set in stone imho>Ravens/Steelers 5th seed (Other one wins division)>Chargers 6th seed>Broncos 7th seedMaybe, maybe the Bengals sneak in over the Broncos.>>145707848>>145707868The last time a WEBM spammer got nuked every singular time was when that one guy spammed the Seahawks Malcolm Butler interception ad infinity every singular day making a brand new thread with just that image as OP really makes u go "Hmmm..." what team was the Janny that did that supporting
Pre-emptively posting this so that the Steelers fan can't. Come see me after the Steelers lose and my Chiefs beat the Bills.
>>145707886yeah i forgot the broncos/afc in general situation. guess it was more aimed at the falcons
AJ Brown and Nico Collins are unreal
>>145707939I knew that about AJ Brown already but not Nico Johnson or whoever
>>145707939This is all you need with an elite QB
Are you ready?
Taylor is coming
This is going to be so ass
>>145708030The boxing match was an utter shitshow. I had to exit Netflix and re-enter it about 200 times. This will be a nightmare and it’s a huge mistake
>>145708018Where is the booty?
>>145708043Good. Fuck the NFL for doing this kind of shit on fucking Christmas
>>145708043This boxing match was sacrificed so that they would be ready for the NFL games. Now they know what to expect and have a month to hire a fleet of engineers to address it.
>none of his contract incentives are tied to TDsHe has a smart agent
GameDay, unless you're a chiefs fan, then it's gay day haha
>at my parents house>they and their boomer friends are sitting around pretending that the beatles and ye olde music was goodsigh
>>145708066hurts is such a shit QB its unreal
>>145707827i look like this and dance like this. oralé niners!
>>145708075I like the Beatles
Why are they trying to ruin my tank?
>>145708088>im super basedglad to have you around bro
>>145708081What does that have to do with Hurts' QB play retard?
>>145708090they're okay but were considered trash when they first arrived. they were the 60's version of tiktok famous singersanyway, hey jude is their best song
>>145708101You don’t own a tank you fucking liar
>>145708106>Saquan takes it 99 yards to the house>Whoops stopped at the goal>Hurts punches it in>OHMHMYGGODODOSSSSSASHHH IS HURTS AN ELITE QB?!!!! WHO CAN DO BETTER LOOK AT ALL THESE TOUCHDOWNS
>>145708109Hopefully they own it this Sunday
>mixing reeses puffs, cinnamon toast crunch, and lucky charmswhat the FUCK were they thinking?
>>145708128>1st and goal at the 1>not QB sneakingAgain that has nothing to do with Hurts as a QB. You're just mad.
>>145708150The most accomplished QB in the league hasnt done a QB sneak since the 2019 regular season
>Bills Chiefs isn't primetime>Bungles Chorgers are>texans cowboys are>redskins iggles arewhat is the NFL doing this year?
>>145708101r u kwaboty?
>>145708165The late afternoon slot is more valuable
>>145708154He's not going to let you fuck his wife>>145708165Commies Eagles was a good matchup though, and CBS does want to give up their yearly Bills Chiefs game.
>>1457081654pm window is watched more than all those. snf rarely beats the 4pm game and mnf and TNF never get close or even half
>>145708176I didnt say a name and you knew who was meant by the words "most accomplished QB in the league" and yet you're still that mindbroken by him.
>>145708186That's because you spam about him 24/7 you delusional faggot
I need Cynthia and Colleen
>>145708197Colleen is not for lewd. Cynthia however is for lewd.
My reffies finna boutta beat the shit out of the chiefs in the 4th quarter, Mahomes perfect season even though he's playing like ass must not be prevented
>>145708193>brainlet thinks there's only one fan of each team on the /nfl/Take meds
>>145708208*Bills
>>145708215You’re the brainlet if you think there’s more than one Chiefs fan on here
>>145708215>random stat about Hurts and Barkley>make it about MahomesWhy are you like this
>Panthers offense actually looks pretty good with a good RB, good OL, some good young WRs>only problem is the QBLol
>>145708232Bryce has been better the past 2 weeks
>>145708243>betterYeah better than the abysmal first two weeks of the season but he's still not good
>>145708232It's always funny when overhyped QB draft picks go from "they have a great situation!" to "he needs more help" after a few games
My Bears will not be getting better
why are they like this?
>>145708222I didn't post that. Why do you guys think there's only one Chiefs fan>>145708186There's still delusional fans who think Jalen was the best QB in that owl. He had a fumble and both had similar TDs. Mahomes actually turned down a TD so they could run out the clock. Not to mention Jalen had a more stacked roster.
>>145708254>rookie >captainhate teams that do that
>>145708256Virginia ruined the team
>>145708263>he is STILL butthurt that Jalen outplayed MahomesCome on man you have to get over it
>>145708253Bryce unironically needed more helpThing is he got the help and still isn't really that goodMaybe you could say his first year didn't develop him at all cause of how shit everything was but I dunno
>>145708279He's 5'9" 180 pounds.
I'm mad as fuck that the Thanksgiving games are trash. Unironically, the holiday games should get first dibs when scheduling each season.
>Check out our annual CBS matchup between the chiefs who are 9-0 and Bills who are 8-2>it'll be a game of the year to decide who will get the #1 seed in the AFC>oh but look, the Chiefs have injuries on offense so that's a X factor in this matchup>but wait, the Bills have injuries on offense too!>but wait even more, the Chiefs kicker was spontaneously placed on IR a couple days ago which is another even bigger x factor This shit actually has to be scripted right?
>>145708291fr fr why come we gotta watch Dallas and Detroit every year amirite?
>>145708292NuFL has been fake and gay for awhile.
>>145708279you need a baseball background to overcome being a short qb. he throws the same way a 6-5 lamp post gets taught to throw. football doesn't have any idea how to teach manlets how to throw
>>145708303If being short is such a detriment why have scouts always has him #1 coming out of high school and college?I don't get the reasoning
Who else /not playing/ here
>>145708311I heard somewhere he was really good at Madden and that’s how he learned how to play QB
>>145708292All sports are scripted. It's almost pro wrasslin tier.
why does the NFL hall of fame store sell reffie bobbleheads?
>>145708311it's fine until you get to the NFL, and even bad NFL defenses. the dynamics of almost everything change after that
Coach Prime.
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>>145708337Cause refs can get in the hall of fame too
>>145708337So refchads can celebrate their perennial juggernaut.
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acquire air kek
>>145708350So you’re telling me there’s about three eagles fans, two cowboys fans, one chiefs fan, one lions fan, one packers fan, and the rest of the teams just get discussed by those 8 guys sometimes
>>145708350>Searching for posts that contain ‘Chiefs’ and posts after 2014-09-01. Returning only first 1000 of 139934 results foundAll me, there's only one chiefs fan here
>>145708382hey no what the fuck thats literally all me
refs bros unite
>>145708390ready for a comfy day of DPI flags and reversed catches
>>145708396over/under on how many rules i forgot existed or didn't know is 2.5 today
My vikings gonna make another funny Levis reaction today
This is the best time of year.
>my mom found my old jags ball in the atticya, i think we're going to win today
>>145708408Autumn? I like it too. On top of football, Halloween is my favorite holiday and hunting opens up in autumn too
>>145708372hi i'm the packers fan
>stink
>>145708404Two timeouts in a row is unsportsmanlike.
>>145708273they've never been a good team
>>145708545So true!
>less than a minute left>the refs fuck up>LOL 10 SECOND RUN OFFThis rule boils my pissThe players did nothing wrongThe coaches did nothing wrongIt's the most refball bullshit imaginable
Football is gay
>>145708572ur gay
>>145708528pass interference doesn't exist on fake punts
Teams that will be relevant for the rest of the decade:• Chiefs• Eagles• 49ers• Ravens• BillsTeams that might win a ring in this decade and then go back to being irrelevant:• Lions• Bengals• Packers• Texans• Buccaneers• Vikings• SteelersTeams that will be irrelevant for the rest of the decade• All other teams
>>145708586>he thinks he can predict the PanthersRemember both of their Owl runs came out of nowhere
>>145708586You wish
>>145708448I'm afraid my wions must win, sorry fren
>Cowboys getting ANOTHER primetime game while sucking more dicks than a 4chan OP for the past 25 years>another week of seeing how the NFL will fuck teams over they don't like and protect those they do like>Bills might actually be allowed to beat the Chiefs just to fuel the rivalry and so it can be better promoted for their playoff matchup later when the Chiefs win of course>Ravens beating the Steelers because the NFL is pushing black QBs so fucking hard (Lamar is way blacker than Wilson)>get to see how many games are controlled by the refs because Big Gambling owns the NFL now
this is what the average Rams fan looks like.
>>145708610They already won an owl in this decade and then went back to being irrelevant. Stafford only has two good seasons left in him. They in a really bad spot, Stafford with this OL isn't good enough to win an owl but isn't bad enough to get a high draft pick, so they'll never draft a good rookie QB to replace Stafford.
Upsets to look for today? Not a gamble retard just looking for interesting games
>>145708712Define irrelevant
>>145708350>>145708372It's even more, too, because you didn't search "iggles"
>>145708737Jags pick off Goof 8 times and win 83-6
>>145708572And that's a good thing
>we're straight guys for real>even Franklin the turtle lookin ass black guy we have on his totally straight
>>145708737Titans, Bears, and Rams. Don't think any will happen but they would make sense in hindsight.
>>145708754Unlikely but it be cool to see that one be competitive. I don't think Lions are as Godly as people think and Jags aren't as ass.
>>145708737Bills will beat the Chiefs and then get BTFO by them in the playoffs. Save this, it'll happen.
>>145708754Ye
Rest of the league bros... we let the Patriots pick another HOF QB...
we need a scorigami
>>145708705Your whole family is to be executed
>>145707827Why rice instead of beans?
>>145708737>>145708784meant>Titans to beat Vikings>Bears to beat Packers>Patriots beat Rams
>>145708816I believe in all 3 of them
>>145708816CFL HoF, maybe
>>145708816Based three-game cherry picker
>>145708816>Titans>Jets>BearsContext is important when it comes to numbers.
>>145708744No chance of winning owl. Hopeless. Their ceiling is missing the playoffs or a 1st round exit.
So is the chorgers defense actually good, or are their opponents just shit?
any sweet games on today?
>>145708898Doesn't matter, they're beating the Bengals, who have the worst coach in football and a shit defense.
>>145708816Williams has taken 18 sacks in those games too lol
>>145708909No
Undefeated.
>>145708909browns saints historically is a meme show in the dome
>>145708901Regardless of winning, my only hope is that Tua throws an embarrassing INT today that I can turn into a webm.
>>145707939shakir has been so underused man
>>145708877If that's the standard then bump the Niners and Eagles a row, and the Bengals and Bucs to irrelevant
Bears fans be like, "That's my QB right there. We're going to the bowl!"
>>145708795>I don't think Lions are as Godly as people thinkPeople think they are godly?Pass rush is ass, and goof is as good as his offensive line, which means he's very very good for now, Texans game asideThat said, the receivers are great, the RB duo is elite, the safety duo is elite, and Ben Johnson is a better offensive playcaller than almost anyone right now
>>145708971Fucking fag
>>145707827WEW
>>145708977He fell for the Lions hype. The people of Detroit are just happy to be in the mix, so they're speaking it into existence.
>>145708919Bengals defensive coordinator is Mahomes' kryptonite. The only defense to beat Mahomes without any flukes (like winning a coinflip in overtime or beating them with half their oline injured). Teams should be bidding on that DC once he gets fired. His only flaw is that there's 30 other teams he has to deal with and is useless against everyone else.
>>145707939>cowboys spent a fourth-round pick on a bottom 10 receiver
>>145708971What in tarnation, that is one zesty ass young buck right there! I'd like to bend that here buck over and break him just like paw taught me
>>145708609and they were irrelevant during them
>>145708969Burrow already made it to an owl. Baker beat the Eagles last season in the playoffs.
kyle Brandt is on picking games on nfl GameDay live
>>145708993>they're speaking it into existence.Based I do think the loins are the best in the NFC right nowIt would be indisputable if hutch hadn't broken his leg
>>145707827How many today /nfl/
>>145709023>15-1 year>irrelevant
>>145708987>get sacked 9000 times>don't throw any ints>muh line sucks>>145708999dude sucks and is the only guy that faces lamar ravens multiple times and still gets shredded like it's the first time lol
>>145709055yes. they were the least relevant 15-1 team ever and were so irrelevant had zero buzz from the nfc championship to getting btfo in the owl
>>145709065their DC is either the biggest retard, or the biggest genius. He can stifle the chiefs like nobody else, but then get shredded for 50 by baltimore
>>145708088Based and checked
>>145709090
>>145709036Bengals window about to close, and Bucs are old. Niners have to pay Purdy soon and the NFC East is a paper tiger division.
early games.
>>145709156>Bengals window about to closeAll they have to do is fire the HC, OC, DC, and use the Higgins money to resign Chase & Hendrickson while also fixing their entire defense.
>>145709138The power of Chris-chan compels you!
>>145709168>Titans winningLolLmao
>>145709138>tapping into the autistic marketThey are toying with power they do not fully comprehend
you should see what Colleen Wolfe is wearing
>>145708018how does someone get so obscenely rich and famous while having absolutely zero sex appeal?
>>145709156>Niners have to pay PurdyExcept for Aiyuk, they restructured everybody's contracts including Deebo, so it's no big deal.
Frels like one of those games Steelers fans get hyped for then is over by the first quarter
>Only 2 games today between teams with winning recordsHow does the NFL do this so often?
I have a question for you gambling pros. If you had access to a sports almanac for every NFL game played today, what's the least amount of cash you would need to bet to hit a million payout? Like if you knew the ultimate parlay for today, could you reach a million with only $100?
>>145709248By having rich parents who will do anything for you
>>145709240Post it, my dick is ready
>>145708254>there, there, lil nigga, iss gon' be ok
>>145709263what a shitty photo. why do people insist on throwing garbage filters on bad photos??
>>145709295kek
what's brady telling them?
>>145709226I'm glad that you agree, and also think it's funny.
>>145709349Caleb wanted tips on kissing prepubescent boys
>>145709300nah you are
>>145709349why is he talking with the shit ass bears instead of the objectively superior packers?
It's over for my Ninies :(
>>145709361please keep your sexual fantasies to yourself
>>145709349Get your zesty levels up
>>145709349>no tomatoes>always get your plastic surgery done during the bye week. That way the painkillers help you into the second half of the season.>no sex with girls during the season. Hear that Caleb. No sex with girls. >"uh yeah coach brady"
>>145709376>forearm the joker tattoo He is so bay area it hurts
>>145709349>caleb, play more like me and less like you
>>145709268If you double $100 14 times it’s 1.6M so yeah probably not hard just betting the over under on all games in a week
>>145709376It's the Cardinals year bro
I will do literally anything for women. My lot in life is being a simp and I've accepted that.
>>145709349Isnt he not allowed to do this cause he owns the Raiders?
>>145709411>not even the best jokerlame
Praying for more missed kicks today
>>145709268If you bet the underdog in every game today as a parlay, you can get a payout of just over $1 million with a bet of $3 and 10 cents.>sources:>https://www.actionnetwork.com/betting-calculators/parlay-calculator>https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/football/nfl
>>145709425You're just desperate honey
>>145709425Become a coke dealer and women will do anything for you
>>145709445Has that ever happened?
>the first two owners of the Raiders were named Chet Soda and F. Wayne ValleyNeither of those sound like real people
literally free money
>>145709388She's got some big ass eyes
>>145709455it is what it is
>>145709469>anon trades all his coke for sex and has no money to pay his supplier and ends up in a cartel execution videonot even the weirdest death on an anon here
>>145709481I better make some money bro.
>>145709481>Ravens Steelers at Heinz FieldIdk about that one
>>145709485you do realize people eyes open wide when they're surprised/shocked, right?
>>145709445good lord. I'm tempted to just start doing this every week to see if I hit.
>>145709263agreed. i've been broken too many times to get hyped for any game before its been over for 5 minutes
>>145709518Nope.
>>145709490You need to be okay with not having it to have it
>>145709469Knew a guy at uni who said that was the best way to become friends with/fuck ballerinas
not sure if based or cringe
>>145709415Yeah I agree ramsbro. It's their year. Black Ops 6 is out and Murray has only gotten better
>>145709551Strippers too
>>145709556>narcissist makes something about him
>>145709556>Caleb Williams got up and started being zesty
>>145709578>implying the QB doesn't run the offense:/
>>145709388Tf’s up with her face these days
>>145709575Ballerinas are a lot less grossUnless youre into feet, in which case strippers are the better bet
>>145709592Dude is all talk. He's a high school quarterback in an nfl quarterback's body.
Do you think Donald Trump raped any of the kids at his oft-held child beauty pageants?
Will Levis is an absolute madmanAlso, the absolute state of NFCN QBs
>>145707827how did the CBS crew dive through tables and why did they no-sell it?
>>145709556It's neither but it is a good thing
>>145709632What happens when you ignore goffs game against the Texans Be interesting to see if that's a trend or an outlier
>>145709632Stroud quietly having a mediocre season
>>145709650It would be 1.895% without that game, so the same as Hurts/Nix/Stroud
>>145709693ravens vs steelers
Another comfy sunday sippin coffee and cheerin on those KANGZ
>>145709658Quietly? Houston hasn't scored a second-half touchdown in four weeks and he's been the face of that.
>>145709700Pretty good then, here's to hoping it's an outlier
>>145709812>>145709812>>145709812Rams @ Patriots
me having to wake up early AF on Sunday to watch the 10am games east coast really is the land of cucks
Anyone have a Green Bay stream? I don't own television or pay for subscriptions.
packers - bears game thread>>145709847>>145709847>>145709847
>>145709836>He's not a morning personNGMI
Which game are we watching?
>>145709836I woke up before 5 am today for the Moto GP race. Went back to sleep though
>>145709836You’re the cuck waking up early
>>145709836Sounds like the west coast is the land of cucks if you're changing your sleep schedule to match ours
>>145709861RedZone for the early window
>>145709836>joe beardin
Is the Eagles defense really good or are they frauds?
>>145709836worst thing about mountain time
>>145709912I believe in their two young d-backs and I like both of their safeties. Jalen Carter might develop into a superstar but it’s been a slow start. Outside of that meh. I like that Josh Sweat.
>>145709530never gonna happen
redzone>>145709979>>145709979
>>145710011>Jalen Carter might develop into a superstar but it’s been a slow startWhat do you mean? He's been playing at an all-pro level.
>chiefs bills 4 30Who scheduled this shit? I'm not wasting 3 hours tonight to watch the Chargers Bengals
>wolfe leather skirt and hosejesus
browns - saints game thread>>145710091>>145710091>>145710091
>>145710065Personally when I think all pro I don’t think 29 tackles and 3.5 sacks
>>145710111Just IMAGINE the smell
>>145710111which game?
Loins Jasg game thread >>145710092>>145710092>>145710092
>>145710154she showed up for like 30 seconds on NFL Network pregame
>>145709861Pats beating rams 27-14
My vikings are going to MINDFUCK levis
Why the fuck is Jameis talking like an Evangelical preacher?
Kangs?
>>145710129>muh box scoreEspecially dumb when talking about DTs. He's drawing double teams and still wrecking plays, even if he does get the sack. Watch the games.
>Dalton Kincaid (TE, Bills): Out (knee)Fuck this shit. Chiefs are not losing this season man.
>>145707974>Cards have been winning against good teams>now get to play bad onesCould see them making a run to the NFCCG, upsetting either Lions or Philly in the process
>>145710401we fell into irrelevancy darnold is NOT him and we will win this game via death by a thousand cuts (field goals) again
>>145708320>>145708279>>145708253>>145708249>>145708243>>145708232Bryce will probably get one more contract after this one ends, drop out of the league, and instantly become a really good coach. He has a brilliant football mind but obviously not the body for it
>>145710469Eat a dick? Bro if he was an all pro he would have some stats at leastZ Aaron Donald is a DT and he has three times as many tackles and sacks. Carter has a stat line like a bench player. I gave him his flowers by saying he has the potential to be great precisely because I watch the games, otherwise I’d think he’s a massive fucking bust.
>>145710397He found God in a bag of stolen crab legs and turned his whole life around.
WHERE'S MY FUCKING VIKANGS STREAM YOU NIGGERS!?
If digits Mahomes somehow injures DHop today
>>145710481Hey, at least the bungles beat the queefs in the playoffs years ago.
>>145710719I digits, May-homo-ees gets his knee blown out. Because fuck that faggot.
>kittle outWhy does a niner get injured every week? Is there something wrong with the practice field?
Reminder that Temujin is a latina Raiders fan living in California and my wife!
The Browns are ruining my Saints' tanking efforts
your announcersWashington Commanders at Philadelphia Eagles: Nov. 14, Amazon, 8:15 p.m. ETAnnouncers: Al Michaels, Kirk Herbstreit, Kaylee HartungJacksonville Jaguars at Detroit Lions: Nov. 17, CBS, 1 p.m.Announcers: Kevin Harland, Trent Green, Melanie CollinsGreen Bay Packers at Chicago Bears: Nov. 17, FOX, 1 p.m.Announcers: Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady, Erin Andrews, Tom RinaldiLas Vegas Raiders at Miami Dolphins: Nov. 17, CBS, 1 p.m.Announcers: Tom McCarthy, Jay Feely, Ross Tucker, Tiffany BlackmonLos Angeles Rams at New England Patriots: Nov. 17, FOX, 1 p.m.Announcers: Adam Amin, Mark Sanchez, Kristina PinkCleveland Browns at New Orleans Saints: Nov. 17, FOX, 1 p.m.Announcers: Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma, Megan OliviBaltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers: Nov. 17, CBS, 1 p.m.Announcers: Ian Eagle, Charles Davis, Evan WashburnMinnesota Vikings at Tennessee Titans: Nov. 17, CBS, 1 p.m.Announcers: Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta, Aditi KinkhabwalaIndianapolis Colts at New York Jets: Nov. 17, CBS, 1 p.m.Announcers: Andrew Catalon, Tiki Barber, Jason McCourthy, AJ RossAtlanta Falcons at Denver Broncos: Nov. 17, FOX, 4:05 p.m.Announcers: Kevin Kugler, Daryl Johnston, Laura OkminSeattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers: Nov. 17, FOX, 4:05 p.m.Announcers: Joe Davis, Greg Olsen, Pam OliverKansas City Chiefs at Buffalo Bills: Nov. 17, CBS, 4:25 p.m.Announcers: Jim Nantz, Tony Romo, Tracy WolfsonCincinnati Bengals at Los Angeles Chargers: Nov. 17, NBC, 8:20 p.m.Announcers: Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, Melissa StarkHouston Texans at Dallas Cowboys: Nov. 18, ESPN, 8:15 p.m.Announcers: Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Lisa Salters
>>145708053>picIt's to prevent the sun reflecting off of the lenses.
>>145711098I'd like to Kristina her Pink, if you know what I mean
My Panthers whoopin BYE
>>145709240SEXOO
>/nfl/ will watch this and still think tua's not eliteexplain yourselves IMMEDIATELY
>>145711340>It's 1:30 PM and Tua has suffered another concussion
>>145711305Colleen is for cuddling and kisses on the cheek, Cynthia is for sweaty and stinky sex
>>145711340that was just scheme and bad defense, good throw though
What's up with Tucker?
>>145711506Tucker and Elliot are two of the better kickers in the league and are having a terrible season so far
>people thought the Titans had a chance
why are they so bad?
>Dan Campbell/Doug Pederson go for it on 4th downWow such aggression! I love it!>Nick Sirianni goes for it on 4th downfucking retard just take the points
>>145711525What's a good recipe for chocolate cake
>>145711660That's because Dan Campbell can actually get it
>>145711660depends on the situation, Campbell goes for fake punts in his own territory all the time and that's retarded
>>145711506Kickers just lose it. Gostkowski for the Patriots was statistically one of the best kickers of all time and then suddenly he was finished and they cut him.
>>145711660Everybody just wants to shit on him despite the team being goodWhat do Eagles fans want?To fire him for no reason and then suck?
>>145711660It’s anti-Italian discrimination. Makes me sick.
>Pucker
>>145711774I assume you don't watch many Eagles games but he genuinely does a lot of stupid shit.
>>145711707The Eagles literally have a play with a 90% success rate in 1 yard situations
>>145711660it's because they fear him
Fuck Tucker.
>>145711840And they're 8-2Would you rather them have some shit interim coach and be 4-6?
>>145711774>What do Eagles fans want?>To fire him for no reason and then suck?I mean, they are in Philly, so, you never know.
>>145711896No. Sirianni was coaching for his job when they were 2-2 and he rose to the challenge and has earned his job.
what the FUCK happened?
>>145711962JUSTin TuckerIt's over
Should I do it?It'd just be betting on a KC win and a worthy dragon
>>145710620You don't watch the games I guess. Your loss.
>>145711962He only missed three before today? Why did I think it was substantially more than that? That isn't too bad.
I keep forgetting OBJ is still playing, grandpa should just retire already
Tucker is washed, they should cut him
>>145712003Clearly you can’t read. I said I does watch the games ya dingus
>>145711999>digitsYes.
>>145711962He's old.
>>145712014he did miss a bunch of PATs too
>>145712045I can't stop you from lying on the internet
>>145711962he's got the yips
>>145712064Ah, that makes sense. Thanks anon.
>>145712081Yeah anyway go enjoy your delusions faggot.
>>145711859It's actually amazing that despite Sirianni doing dumb shit on 4th down, the entire league is now doing it lol
>>145712152He didn’t start it. Pederson did a decade ago.
>>145712230I didn't say Sirianni started it
>>145711962Thay's how most long career kickers go out, all of a sudden just start sucking. Either he retires after this season or ends up on the Jets averaging like 70-75%
what went wrong?
>>145712269Apparently the Jest don't have a scheme, they just run Erin's favorite plays which results in a disjointed mess. At least that's what a Youtuber told me.
>>145712464It’s probably correct then
>>145712269Went to a shit teams after he was washed
>the last time that a pair of running backs had this many tds in this many games or something was so long ago that running backs were whiteCrazy
>>145712588RUNNING LEAGUE IS BACKFUCK QUARTERBACKS
>>145712269He doesn't have an OL, he would look elite if he had Goff's OL.
>>145712043>>145711962They pay him too much to be this shitty. He's about to cost them the game against this shitty Steelers team.
>>145712697>muh OLGoff threw 5 picks last game
Lamar is MV3!Better than Mahomes!
>>145712669>RUNNING LEAGUE IS BACKYou don't say
>>145712742The OL had one bad game and Goff threw 5 INTs. That further strengthens my argument.
If the Ravens fuck up my Red Lobster dinner...
>>145712827What you get bro?
How does it feel being Jahmyr Gibbs, knowing you're the second best player in the NFL wearing 26, and the second best RB in the NFL wearing 26.
>>145712843Kangz. aints, clots, and ravens
Who tricked this guy into thinking he's a pocket passer, run the fucking ball. There's 2 times he could have extended drives with his legs.
>>145711640Bad coaching and a lot of pieces that are good but have no chemistry
Gas the refs
we can't beat the stoolers and the refs
>>145712947He’s a good pocket passer against mid tier to awful defenses, against good defenses he actually needs to run more
>>145712984Well the Ravens should stop being goons then
>>145712984Proof that either the Ravens are having penalties unfairly called on them or that the steelers are having penalties not called?
>>145713016>>145712984Refs know the Pittsburgh fans are thugs and would harm them if they throw a flag.
Imagine not having a near guaranteed short yardage play in your playbook.
>>145713152muh tush push not working in the playoffs last year was the end of this memePhilly teams and fans all deserve death
>>145713152Doesn't work as well without Taylors boyfriends brother
>>145713200>>145713214It's literally still working at a ~90% success rate lmao. The play is far more depended on Landon Dickerson, which is why Hurts goes to the left every single time. Enjoy watching your teams having to call HB runs or short passes that get stuffed at a much higher clip
>I'm advertising my insurance product but you aren't allowed to buy itWhat did they mean by this?
Comfy watching these games knowing my Iggles already won
FUCK THE STEELERSThe 1 seed is ours
>>145713298They pay for ads so they can threaten to take away their money if media companies do things they don't approve of. It's a way of controlling public perception to favor their interests.
>>145713298just say your family member was in the military. they don't check
You're laughing. Justin Tucker and Jake Elliott had their football powers siphoned away by the Monstars and you're laughing.
>>145713391I hate both of those teams so it's a good thing actually
>>145713525nobody cares about that cat lady
>>145713525no... this cant be...
>>145713326Haven't seen anyone post that pic along with the line "Eagles will bootyblast your shit team" in a long time. The iggles fans have given up.
how do I get a weird ravens gf?
>>145713663gross
ninja bros, how are we feeling?
>guy on CBS wearing sunglasses>think he looks like a knock off tom brady>camera backs out and he's sitting next to matt ryanThey did that on purpose.
>browns kicker missed a 27 yd FG>rams kicker missed a 26 yd FGbad day for kickers
>>145713663>ravens gfThey're all street walkers, just have $70 in your wallet and you can rent them for an hour.
Rent this bussy for an hour
If Jackson wins another MVP can we just get rid of the award?
>>145713793>RentWe all know you'd give it up for free faggot
is bussy really that good?
>>145713298My grandpa was a lieutenant colonel in Viet fucking NAM!You're family be slacking
>>145713856looks and feels better than a vagina. plus it feels great raw dogging and not having to worry about pregnancy
>>145713832You can't be an all time great if you get bullied by your divisional rival. He has more INTs than TDs against the Steelers and they've lost the last 6 of 7 matchups or some thing.
the Owl is gonna be chiefs eagles again isn't it?
Redpill me on football please.
My other grandpa fought in the Pacific theater of WW2 and the Korean WarMaxed out at lieutenant tho
>black qbs
>>145713923We only discuss Taylor Swift here.Go ask Reddit
>>145713934Max out this bussy
>>145713991>Tell me a team is tanking without saying it.png
>>145713921Chiefs vs Lions49ers look old and Eagles have no answer for the Lions.
>>145713967homos weren't allowed in the armed forces back in the good old days
>>145713152>>145713245>>145713326Based
>>145713391>one bad gameI bet Elliott will bounce back. It was pretty windy, too.
>>145713873>>145713934Cringe
Cowboys are throwing games intentionally & should be investigated.
>tfw you look up the Ravens injury report but half the team is dying during the game
>>145714174>Eagles have no answer for the LionsExplain your reasoning
>>145714381Yeah I don't buy Dak needing surgery at all
No Tay today :(
>>145714426>>145714381deion and shadeur will be cowboys next season
>>145714397the real answer is the lions have no answer for saquon
This niggas name is "Queen"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXZDJwoYloI
>ack jones
>>145714523we dem primates
Will Levis just threw a 98-yard touchdown pass to Nick Westbrook-Ikhine.
>>145714896People probably call him that cause he looks like a fag.
>>145714953doubtful
>>145714953I would like to have sex with Will's sister if you guys know what I'm saying
>>145715018I don't quite follow
>>145715092I think he means he would stick his penis into Will Levis sister's vagina while holding hands in missionary position.
what are jets fans hoping for? Do they still have playoffs hopes?
>>145715018>will's sloppy secondsshiggity
>>145715154Oh. Well that's cool I guess.
>>145715160Jets fans haven't had playoff hopes in 15 years
>>145715218Just cause he plays for Tennessee doesn't mean he's from there.
>>145715018
Fagsonville Faguars
Oh shit they're playing the Bundlerooski commercial fucking based.
Eagles have arguably the best defense in football. If the Offense can get past their slow starts They might unironically not lose another game
>>145715366>when he changes it up to bundle-a-rooskiabsoulute kino
The Detroit lion are really really good right now
Gay and retarded
Unironically, an Eagles/Lions NFCCG would almost certainly be decided by who is at home.
>>145715408>>145715485No one cares about the Iggles
>>145715408That's what the Eagles were in 2022 and they still came up short to my Chiefs.>>145715459They played the Jaqs calm the fuck down. Jags are tanking and the Lions are the ultimate stat padders, who instead of benching their starters and running out the clock will continue putting up points against a beaten team. That's why Hutchinson got injured.
>>145715470He looks like the player character in in some slav jank asset swap game.
>>145715534The 2024 defense is much, much better than the 2022 defense. The 2022 defense was carried by a pass rush. But the 2022 offense was arguably scarier because the Big play was working, while now the Eagles have to often take what's given to them
>>145715534>Queefs fan is accusing thr Lions of Stat padding because the Chiefs have only had like 3 games where they wok by more than a scoreYou'd be singing a different tune if Mutthomes was actually dominating
>>145715572They'll take what I give them*unzips dick*
>>145713373Genuinely? My grandpa was a Seabee in WW2 that died in 2012 at age 98, is that enough to qualify?
>>145715606Hard to dominate when more than half your WRs are injured and unlike the Lions the Chiefs played real teams. Both teams played the Bucs, tell me again the score?
>>145715296Sheesh.
>>145715672Now you're just making excuses. And you're implying that he's only good when he's throwing to his WR1 kek
>>145715672>noooo you don’t get it Mahomie needs his weapons or he sucks!!!Fake GOAT lol
Is this good?
Wow, the Lions are beating the shit out of that shit team
>Russell Wilson looks vintage evading the guaranteed sack>Throws up a balloon into quadruple coverage and gets picked off in the end zoneA tale of two Wilsons
>>145715744>>145715853He had the best season of all time in 2022 after losing Tyreek and throwing to Kadarious Toney. There's a difference between bad WRs and NO WRs, half the offense is not in the game.
>>145715967>he had the best season of all time in 2022queefs fans really did start watching football in 2019 lmao
I like how Travis Kelce is a WR when you want to talk about him, but he doesn't exist when you want to talk about Patrick Mahomes. Chiefs fans are a weird bunch.
>>145714792Nick Sirianni will find a way to fuck it up.
Bussy is good 4 u
>>145715154This anon is correct
>>145715967>best season of all timeAccording to who? Peypey had the highest scoring offense of all time and he did it in 16 games
>>145716061This. Also lions Winning catb owl
>>145716040It’s just the usual GOAT argument garbage. Pats fans did the same thing with Brady and Gronk.
>>145716111The difference is that Brady actually won stuff without Gronk.
My team sucks and that's okay
Drake Maye is literally possibly going to be elite
rev up those green gays
When did you realize the Steelers were a legitimate threat to the Chiefs league title hegemony?
Reminder that this is the Green Gay poster
Every fucking time mane
>lost to hail mary>lost to a blocked kickHoly fuck this team is cursed, glad I'm not a bears fan
I'm convinced God doesn't want the Bears fans to be happy
just remove field goals from football at this point
kek, it just keeps happening.
Seahawks vs 49ers>>145716574>>145716574>>145716574
>>145716003>>145716093Name a season better than Mahomes 2022.• Won Superbowl MVP• Won league MVP• Led the league in TDs• Led the league in yards• Set the all time record of most total yards (rush + pass)• Threw for 5,000+ yardsI'm waiting. There's only a handful of players who won MVP and the Superbowl in the same season so that limits your choices, and among them nobody's stats are close to Mahomes. Admit it, I won.
>The Bears At what point to Bears fans just walk out into the lake and not come back?
Patriots need to cut that receiver
imagine how butt hurt the bears players are right now
>14-14 going into the 4th>ended 35-14What the fuck happened?
Is Lamar Jackson still one of the best QBs of all time?
The ravens are ded to me
APOLOGIZE
>>145716680Ravens always lose to the Steelers
>>145716617*CRICKETS* They got BTFO
This team is fucking pathetic It's sad that it's just fucking expectedThe most hope of a playoff spot in years and this is what they doIt's a joke and it keeps repeating long after the punch line has worn out it's welcome. Fuck the entire organization
Where are you Buffalo-chan?How we feeling today?
>>145716764>don't know if that AI slop is a girl or boy>still would
Ramily wya
>>145716764This is organizational rot so deep you unironically have to fire every single person and sell the team to get it out
>>145716764At least you'll always have the Mets
The Cheddar Caliphate shall be built atop the bones and ashes of Jews, apostates, and Bears fans. Mashallah.
>>145716813Mets are even worse>Mets>give the fans hope>LOLMETS
>>145716813I'm a Yankees fan.Yankees, Jets, Devils, Nets, NYRB
>>145716830My point was at least they make it to the postseason, even if they end up >mest
Investigate the raiders for tanking
>>145716867Oh, well that's not miserable
>>145716867>DevilsDisgusting.
Dallas lost.
Falcons/Broncos threadm
lions
Is an owner allowed to suit up for his team?Brady get out there and save this sorry franchise
>>145716764Cry about it, my bears are in worse shape. We have lost 11 straight to the same team
Tua managed to live another week but the clone is still being shown in graphics packages. Pray for Tua everyone.
>>145716637I stopped caring. They lost and will lose again.
>>145715459I'll have to see them in the playoffs first before I decide if they're frauds.Jared Goof can come out any moment and I can definitely see a Bill/Packers loss late in the season that carries over into another nasty Playoff loss exactly like last year.They have the same problem the packers have where their offense will just stall out randomly and they hope it doesn't happen against an actually good team.
>"what are you talking about? I am the real tua"
truzz
Current NFCN rankings 1. Lions2. Vikings3. Packers4. Bears
>>145715459>rape who they're supposed to rapeWell they're not a bad team
>>145716637I hope they lose out, eberflus sucks and makes dumb calls constantly
>gayvens
>>145716935Wions
Anime
>>145707827shouldn't this beaner be dripped out in Raiders gear instead?
Cairo Santos is a fucking bum, get a new kicker and can Eberflus
My Kangz have surpassed their record last year before thanksgiving
Rams won
>>145716962>Is an owner allowed to suit up for his team?Typically 60-something jews don't make good football players
Gonna be a nice 3 hours not watching the mutt get slobbered on by the reffies because he got his fee fees hurt by them last season.
Caleb Williams is yet another fucking bust who can’t win games that matter
>Steelers win off 6 FGsMeme ass team
>>145716583looks like he's getting some bomb-ass dome
Kansas City SteelersHaven't seen that much refball in a long time.
>>145717139refbabbies
>>145717182speak english
>>145716998They’re pretty clearly frauds. They barely beat the one legit team they faced this year, and made Goff look like a 3rd stringer. That’s not to mention the loss to the Bucs because they got too cute, which you know they’ll do again the moment the playoffs start
>>145717139So did my PanthersYou want a medal?
reffies!
>>145717189But enough about 3rd place green gay
>>145715286I think it's pretty clear he's fucking his sister >>145715154
>>145716583>when you nut but he's still sucking
>>145717193It’s looks like he is getting his penis sucked off very well.
>>145717241If my sister looked like that i would do the same. Now let's talk about my Steelers win.
Good. Fuck Baltimore
>>145715863Yeah
real slurper in pittsburgh
>>145716617Manning in 2004, because it was prior to the refbabby rules, and statistically it was the widest margin between #1 QB and #2 QB in the league history.
Why do the Minnesota Vikings insist on winning so many games? Help me understand.
>Bills beat KC>KC goes undefeated but loses to Steelers on Christmas>Steelers go undefeated>Steelers win AFC 1st seedIMAGINE
>>145717364>>145717364New
>>145717336Field goals are anti-fun. Teams should be forced to punt or go for it.
>>145717365The league and refs help them out
>>145717412>>145717412>>145717412Here you go, you lazy pieces of shit. Fuck every single one of you
>>145717353Didn't win the owl in 2004, thus it's not a better season. Try again.
>Bengals lose a close game because of bad defense, special teams or penalties>"Joe Burrow fucking sucks. He did everything wrong to lose the game!">Chargers lose a close game because of bad defense, special teams or penalties>"Justin Herbert fucking sucks. He did everything wrong to lose the game!">Bills lose a close game because of bad defense, special teams or penalties>"Josh Allen fucking sucks. He did everything wrong to lose the game!">Buccaneers lose a close game because of bad defense, special teams or penalties>"Baker Mayfield fucking sucks. He did everything wrong to lose the game!">Chiefs almost lose a close game because of bad defense, special teams or penalties>"Patrick Mahomes fucking sucks. He did everything wrong to almost lose the game!">Ravens lose a very winnable game because Lamar made the wrong decisions>"Lamar just needs more help. Everyone else on his team lost the game!"Why are some people like this?
