toxins in charge of defense

nice play from cooper

>here's how the Cowboys can still win

Martin hurt

Reminder despite never winning shit and being shit the cowboys are the most discussed team on 4chan in the last decade

Love em
Laugh at em
Hate em
Seethe about em

You can't stop talking about MY BOYS

The dallas cowboys!

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First for the El Paso Chihuahuas

Martin dead, it's ogre

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I enjoy the company of women.

Texie fan btw:)

(You)

>>145741356
What is a good postgame dallas radio show to stream to listen to angry fans?

>>145741376
How far could you throw a chihuahua?

>>145741356
But something funny has been happening for almost an hour. The cowboys have been attempting football.

I came so hard to Link at halftime.
Go Vikes.

lmao

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1st for my Chicago Bears winning the Superb Owl

>>145741376
Shit tier mutt

>>145741383
Far up this bussy

>>145741371
Cowboys are 3 if they're lucky
1. Chiefs
2. Patriots
3. maybe Cowboys

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>>145741379
;)

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>>145741371
We'll stop talking about them as soon as the playoffs start. Because they won't be in them

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>>145741380

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>>145741356
go niners!

>>145741365
Unironically just needs one more pick 6 from Cooper

What is it like being a dad?

>>145741393
Your bears would choke to this cowboys team

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lol boys are so bad my stream is dead probably from people tuning in to laugh at them

Look, I'll just say it, I like the Oilers name and logo more than Texans.

Dem Boyz dropping like flies

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>>145741386
>I came so hard to Link at halftime.
based

KWAB

>>145741408
Like a bag of sand

>>145741404
Lets see the reverse.

>>145741381
None, all the shows and fans are desensitized to losing now.

105.3 The Fan is the station that Jerry threatened to get fired for questioning him though, lol

cowboy down cowboy down

>having work tomorrow
i feel bad for you non-neet niggas

>>145741400
>people rank Lions as one of the best teams in the league
>texans lost to them on a final second field goal
>but the texans are bad and the lions are good
huh...

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cowboys are running out of linemen

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>>145741400
Oh em Gee you saved her, you son of a bitch! She stole my breath away last week

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lmao

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>>145741393

>>145741413
Oilers name with the Texans colors

Annnnnnnnnd o-line is officially dead. Just tank now. It's so over.

>>145741426
On my way to work rn me

I hate the cowgirls just as much as the next guy, but this is getting kinda sad now, their line is just dying one by one now.

>>145741408
apparently it causes you to poop from 730 to 8 every day

>>145741429
shutup, Raj

>>145741426
I unironically wish I could find a fucking job

[ cowboy implosion continues ]

>>145741404
You're a homo, right? We're all friends here, so you can tell us. That dakimakura is a guy, right? Or am I mixing it up with some other effeminate pink haired trap?

>>145741404
Based fellow ninerbro

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>>145741411
you are a very chaotic evil person shut up talking about my Bears

When your team loses badly what commercials send you over the edge? Bundlerooski might do it.

>>145741427
Texans lost to the Jeets

>>145741356
>New thread baked while I’m phoneposting
Reposting here:

Original Captcha was designed to help Google books understand words that were too smudged for bots to decipher
Gen 2 Captcha was designed for Google Satellites to help bots understand what street signs were saying
Gen 3 Captcha was designed for Google Stable Diffusion precursors to help identify complex shapes (like motorcycles) and understand perspective when generating an image
Gen 4 Captcha (You are here) Is a quick snapshot that uploads your IP and comment to an AI analysis database so that GPT models can better predict how you respond to stimuli as an individual, that way they can run simulations of you as a node during various misinformation and nuclear war games to stress test the individual capacity for each citizen to successfully lead their own rebellious faction

It’s never been about “stopping bots.” It’s all data harvesting and outsourcing of google tech to better develop their AI systems. This is why moot went to Google and permanently left Captcha on 4chan

>>145741426
Get to hear about Dallas getting btfo during my commute

>>145741408
Bags of sand

>>145741426
I’m off tomorrow, low seniority in a union job so I work weekends.

Cowboys offense is just getting stuffed, it's hilarious

>>145741439
nah that's you

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>>145741432
We are the BEARS

Is it just me or has Cooper Rush rushed his way into your heart with tonight's performance?

>>145741445
Whopper whopper whopper whoppee

>>145741424
Does every big city have a sports station named the fan?

lmaooooo

>>145741445
J.G. WENTWORTH

>>145741445
WHOPPER WHOPPER

SACKED.com

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Fuck em up D Hunt

how the fuck do you ask rush to show 50 passes

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>imagine if we had Will Anderson on the other side of Hunter tonight

Fattie sacked in the morning?

Wow the Cowboys suck ass.

>>145741445
nothing, it's been almost 10 years since my team made me feel something

>>145741445
NO FLEX
NO FLEX ZONE
…THEY KNOOOOOW BETTA

The Texans are going to score again! Who's their backup? They should put him in for the lols

the cowboys are the most valuable sports franchise in the world

>>145741456
>no u
Pathetic jeet

this is just sad now

>sacked on 4th and 16
This is getting sad now

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>>145741422
Not lewd
>>145741442
It’s a guy but I’m straight

>>145741485
Davis Mills

FREE CEECEE LAMB to sign with my Chicago Bears

There's no reason to keep this awful QB in. The game's a loss anyway, let Trey flounder.

>>145741458
He rushed into this bussy

>>145741471
877 ASS - POUND

>>145741491
You're Australian, you should think it's funny like the rest of us

>>145741491
>>145741492
the singularity of man

>>145741404
>That couch
Anon, where are you?

McCarthys gotta get fired after this game it's a complete team impulsion

>>145741464
Lmao mine does, except mines 104.3

DEM BOYS GETTING DOGWALKED BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT, YOU JUST GOTTA!

Got to be the shittiest MNF this year

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Score a goddamn touchdown Texans. Now.

>>145741495
oh... oh no...

>>145741495
Ah I see. Other side is nicer.

>>145741513
No, when the cowshits lose, America wins.

>>145741500
>No reason
Tanking a backup’s stats when the starter fucked up the game for them is disrespectful to your backup, as it lowers their stats and therefore their potential to ever be traded to a relevant position

If your starters shit the bed for 3 quarters, you keep them in and make them lie in it

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>>145741404
Ok. This is based!

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>>145741495
>t.

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>>145741495
>It’s a guy but I’m straight

You would unironically be the earth’s biggest faggot if you wouldn’t fuck Astolfo.

its over femboys

its kinda funny how i wait all day for the game then proceed to barely watch it cause im too busy shitposting

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>>145741495
>$(er fan, San Fran being the fag capital of the world
>Bud Light
>Astolfo? body pillow
>claims to be straight

>>145741513
Turn off the tv, cowgirl

MANY FLAGS

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>>145741408
Constant neverending stress and financial obligations, 99% chance you wind up disappointed and bitter which bumps up to 100% if you have a daughter

CHIMPOUT surely throwing flags will make it stop

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>>145741515
If they don't score a tuddie I'm gonna use racial slurs on the internet IN SPANISH

CHIMPOUT

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needs more flags

JJ watt goes on multiple vacations with Odell Beckham every year

>>145741538
stop it

FLAGS OUT

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>Cowboys are gonna be 3-7
>They're chimping out

PLANET OF THE APES

>>145741449
Interesting. Screenshot and reading after

Does this game officially make Houston texas favorite team of all time?

4 fouls vs 1 foul
>offset
Gay.

Gonna need a cap of the field littered with flags.

4 personal fouls offset 1 personal foul??????

FIGHT TO THE DEATH

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REF BROS LET'S FUCKING GO

>>145741379
Cushing gal is getting me the most here. Idkw

We dem ACK

Does throwing flags everywhere work in real life?

>>145741449
Is moot still at google?

>5 flags
>Joe Buck says “roll them if you gottem”
You heard the man, /sp/. Roll a fat blunt for the reffies

>Texans chants audible in the stadium
kek

>>145741523
Fate: Grand Orgasm does the trick. And that pink haired cutie swings a mighty dong, too. Would submit.

>>145741381
105.3 the Fan
https://www.audacy.com/stations/1053thefan
The "team station" but even they stopped sucking Jerry's dick
96.7 The ticket
https://player.theticket.com/
The "edgy" station that stopped being edgy like a decade ago.

Honestly I doubt either station will take a drunk call for at least a couple hours.

uh oh, little meltie from the poo poo teams

MORE CHIMPING OUT

How about this? Let them fight to the death. Winner takes all. Nobody likes texas

This threads been pretty quiet. No bbc spam, no pol, no random hoes.

THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

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>YOU GET A FLAG
>YOU GET A FLAG
>YOU GET A FLAG
>EVERYONE GETS A FLAG >

>>145741570
we wuz crans and shiet

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Cmon Texans, win with a tuddie for once

>>145741570
Kek

Chimpout Alert

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>12 men on the field, cowboys

>>145741572
Which station carries the game? That's the one to call as that's where the post game show is on.

All these flags are probably cause the sun keeps getting in their eyes.

My Reffies on the warpath

When it's four guys shouldn't it cease to be a personal foul and become a foul by committee or something?

>>145741563
left in 2021, whereabouts unknown

lmao

I never understood why someone would bring a newborn baby to a huge sporting event

>>145741578
The coomer probably got banned. Mods are pretty active in prime time game threads. I got banned for posting beautiful blacks qweens in a Sunday night game.

Hat trick

predictoranon here: at least one person will get shot outside of the stadium after an altercation between dallas fans

>>145741577
It's always been Cowboys and Chiefs fans who post that

>>145741591
The Fan

that latina fan's ass was too fat

>>145741599
Notice the race…

Why do the reffies hate my boyz so much? Why does the NFL fear a dominant Cowboys?

Mike Zimmer is awful

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Launch em if you gottem

I was really hoping he was gonna take a shit on the cowboys logo after scoring that touchdown.

>bringing an infant to a football game
I hate that fucking retard.

This is worst implosion I’ve seen since the chargers at raiders game before Staley got fired

SPANK THAT ASS NIGGA

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There are 10s in Texas

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The Cowboys don't know how to fucking lose man buncha PUTOS

>>145741599
Brown people are retarded

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THEY’VE DONE IT
A SECOND HALF OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Oh yeah take it all in Jerry you fucking faggot

>>145741620
Dallas is in Oklahoma

>>145741609
post

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>ahh... yes... money...

>Jerry is still there
Go to bed old man

>>145741599
I used to work at a place that hosted weddings, and people would bring their babies into the ballroom where music was blasting incredibly loud, the baby would be crying and their dumbshit parents would just be standing around with their drinks, blabbering

>>145741599
WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS NOISE?

>>145741620
Texan women are naturally ugly, anon.

>6 straight games of trailing by 20+ at home
>longest in NFL history

lmao

>>145741578
they're handing out 2 week bans for it

>>145741616
Bet their babysitter violated parole.

>>145741612
Why does Jerry hate winning.

>>145741623
Hey that's offensive to retards.

what's Jerry thinking lads?

>Jerry Jones breaking the record for worst home and loss of points
Lmao

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lol

What is the ratio of Cowboys to Texans fans in all of Texas?

>cuckbois in chimpout mode
You love to see it

>>145741653
KWAB

LET TREY PLAY
>LET TREY PLAY
LET TREY PLAY
>LET TREY PLAY
LET TREY PLAY
>LET TREY PLAY

your post-game plans?
>sleep
boooring
>>145741653
if only you knew how bad things are

>>145741654
1:0

>>145741631
>good thing i gave Dak all that money

who will the cowgirls take with the #1 pick? they already have a franchise qb

>>145741653
Lololololol lolololol

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We've been eating well tonight lads

Absolutely hilarious, thank you Houston. I can't look away

>>145741654
1:3 maybe? 1:4?

>>145741599
>deafening sound
>drunk people all around
>standing the entire time, so more likely to drop the baby
>dude probably jumping up and down, shaking the baby
>steep steps to go up/down and 10 million people you have to squeeze by while holding the kid
I'm actually seething for the baby.

>>145741356
Nico over killed by Vegas. Any one who still thinks sports is legitimate is a fucking mark. He caught that.

>>145741661
go to sleep nigga

>>145741563
He essentially went 0 social media presence as soon as he got there.

I’ve read theories why. I don’t have the explanation saved on my phone but the best explanation I’ve read is that 4chan is entirely fed owned and operated now, and solely exists as containment and observation for radical thought.

Seriously, take a look at what /b/ has become and ask: Why would a fed want you to post in that thread?

>Heres a thread full of lolis
>Here’s one full of shotas
>Here’s one where we ask you to post pics of your current girlfriend
>Here’s one where we ask you to post a picture of your cock cumming on a pic
>Here’s a thread about femboys being great and BBC being encouraged
>Here’s a thread where we ask about your incestuous experiences

If you need any more evidence that 4chan is a honeypot, I don’t know what to tell you

>>145741654
49:1

>>145741653
>Save me Deion Sanders

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https://x.com/javiheat_yt/status/1858728575551037670?s=46
kek looks like this stadium is only Texans fan

>>145741676
It’s pretty wild they can afford NFL tickets but not a baby sitter.

>2nd & 9 at DAL 14
(3:57 - 4th) J.Mixon left guard to DAL 9 for 5 yards (E.Kendricks; M.Hooker). Penalty on HST-L.Tunsil, Unnecessary Roughness, offsetting. Penalty on DAL-D.Overshown, Unnecessary Roughness, offsetting. Penalty on DAL-M.Liufau, Unnecessary Roughness, offsetting. Penalty on DAL-M.Smith, Unnecessary Roughness, offsetting. Penalty on DAL-T.Diggs, Unnecessary Roughness, offsetting
kek, what did I miss?

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I decided to root for the cowfailures at the start for whatever reason so at least I get to use this Mococo.

>>145741679
you're poor and will always be poor
nobody gives a fuck about your "vegas" conspiracy faggot

>>145741601
Based mods I'm gonna keep reporting coomers

>>145741661
Red Dead Redemption is out on PC now and I keep forgetting I pirated it. I've just played it a few times so it's not that exciting.

is the entire state of Texas mexican

>>145741705
Why do you hate Indians so much, pablo?

>>145741653
please keep mccarthy

>>145741709
And Oklahoma

>The highlight of your day is posting in /sp/ thread
sucks man
>>145741681
He's smart enough to distance himself from this website
>>145741706
>14 years later
lol

>>145741701
basic chimpout, dunno why the refs felt the need to call out four cowgirls but they probably deserved it

>>145741705
use need to stop tell on people dont you live in mexico city rule by the cartels that kill you to talking too much

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>>145741701

>>145741709
Si.

>>145741681
or /gif/ being spammed with interracial and trannies threads up until october 7th last year and went "normal"

>>145741698
>>145741646

>trade a 4th round pick for a 3rd string QB that you don't even use in absolute garbage time when your backup has looked like pure shit
Jerry needs to fire his GM

>>145741578
Once I pointed out that halftime faptime is a CIA psyop, they disabled the bots for tonight’s thread to try and prove me wrong

Try it out next time you see their bots clogging your board.

>>145741727
Kek

>>145741709
almost like it was a part of Mexico
stupid zoomie

>>145741712
wait until the cartel finds out he like to tell on people

>>145741709
The big cities yea

>>145741709
50% mexican in a state with a population of 40m

>>145741727
jej

>>145741705
That’s fine, I still have my 1pm and 430pm game threads to post my waifus in.

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Rate my ‘za bros!

>>145741449
>>145741563
>>145741681
how can anyone work at these soulless tech companies, jesus christ.

will the kekboy mod seethe and delete the thread the second the game ends again?

lol Aikman

>>145741720
how are these states RED

PUT IN TREY LANCE

>>145741654
I live kinda near Houston but most people I grew up with were cowboys fans.

>>145741709
We are just reclaiming our territory

>>145741727
best pic of the night ty for posting it...SAVED

54 passes for Rush. good lord lol

>>145741763
immigrants who came here 20 years ago don't care about immigrants who came here 20 minutes ago

>>145741763
Hispanics voted for Trump

>>145741740
Think you forgot to take your meds anon.

>>145741752
why is it cut into sixths

Someone told me the cowboys are good. Can anyone confirm?

>>145741654
like 10:1

im still so fucking lonely dont go to sleep keep talking to meeee

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Ohnononononono wait….
WE dem boyz

cowboys were an embarrassment in all aspects of the game McCarthy has to be fired

>>145741780
because anon's not hungry enough to eat eight

Texans GM looks actually mad he had to waste his time watching this

shit game, shit teams

>>145741763
Mexicans are more powerful than white women and sois

>>145741753
He was making like a million a year

>>145741740
Meds. NOW.

How do we assure Jerry Jones never dies?

>>145741740
Schizophrenia must be exhausting

>>145741783
Was that person using a time machine and visiting from the 90s?

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good game bros. sleep good tonight!

gg TEXAN you put on a good show...cant wait until the next texan/cowboy game

Well, that was terrible. Time to continue working on my teen femboy faggotry story.

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ggs Cowboys
Shitty game, a win but not particularly satisfying regardless of the score. Onto next week vs the Nashville Faggots

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>>145741806
see you next time

Pls Jerry FIRE EVERYONE including yourself

>>145741798
I believe you but why vote for someone who hate your guts and your people

davante looks like he could kill a man

>>145741806
I just started drinking there buddy. It's nice living off the hard taxpayer work of cowboys fans.

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>>145741806
Have a good night OP, see you next week for comfy thread

>>145741826
Because the alternative was worse

>>145741836
this right here

>>145741811
the what

>>145741826
I only care about the economy at this point I don't care if republicans are racist torwards us, shit was cheaper when they were running this country

>>145741826
>Being this dumb

>>145741826
trumps gonna bring down gas to $1 vato

>>145741837
This thinking ensures a third party will never gain traction.

>>145741826
I think a lot of repubs are civnats.

>>145741852
And he's gonna build the wall and make mexico pay for it

Didnt feel like a win.

>Cowspics being rounded up for mass deportation

>>145741866
it should have that defense played their ass off

>>145741860
The wall will be made of cheeseburgers.

>>145741866
mixon ran for 3 td

>>145741740
This dumbass.
I didn't post any because I ALWAYS get banned during cowboy prime time games.

>>145741826
Spics are super salty yuppie liberal types tried to "correct their sexist language" and call them Latinx
Also they just have conversative Christian values in general but mostly the first thing

>>145741860
for spics to dig tunnels under them

>>145741866
>having this much of a cuck mentality
might as well jump ship and become a cowboys fan

>>145741889
>no sabo zoomer
>spic
retard

>>145741870
dropped 3 or 4 ints.

>>145741440
Like literally walk in to any restaurant or gas station, hiring signs everywhere

>>145741506
Paying her bills

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For non-Texans fans who don’t understand negativity with a win. Real Texans fans will always assume our team are frauds until proven otherwise. 24-0 up on the Chiefs in the ‘offs molded us into this

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>>145741664
They need to trade down and trade assets for more picks. Too many players hitting free agency and Dak/CeeDee contracts make it hard to build. The pass rush (which sucks to begin with) will get worse, o-line needs to be rebuilt, LB corps can’t stop the run, need an actual RB, the list goes on. The kicker and secondary are the only reliable parts of the team right now. TLDR; it’s so fucking over

Daikin Park

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

>>145741679
Double down anon, you can win it all back

>>145741801
Golden Throne

sowgoys btfo

>>145742103
Who would bother trading up? They'll just take Travis Hunter and be done with it.

>>145741404
9ers fans are fags

>>145744764
I bet JJ's dick gets hard watching those Colorado highlights, wouldn't be surprised if they go for him

>>145742032
the NFL has gone out of its way to assist the Texans. If you want proof of this look at Deshaun Watson.
Watson had allegations and accusations against him two years before the trade. He sat on the bench his entire last season in Houston and was never on the injured list. The league did nothing about it.
The day he is traded to Cleveland, some arbitrator rules that he should be suspended for seven games. The league says, no make it a full season.
They screwed over Cleveland and gave Houston a complete pass.

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>>145741570
brotha got SCHOOLED

ayy
hol up
hol up
hol up
we dem goyz

>>145753775
hehe

AYYY DIOS MIO

Did they bang on some trashcans?

>cowgoyim

>>145741356
Imagine an all-Texas Superbowl

>>145741356
cowboys fucking suck kek