full contact redemption edition
Why the FUCK are the heems on so late??? it's fucking midnight here in Perth. I'm going to bed
>>1457907593 tkos so far, not bad
*enters thread*
(you)
this doo named (You)
With sound:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732358707393080.mp4
one day i'm going to heem you
wow its like im in the fight
>>145790771Only 9:17 PM here in Radelaide (I fucking hate this place).
this is basically one friday night 2
>>145790770Just joking italobro
>>145790759xiwmma brutal
they're frotting
That boy's name is Jia Lissa? Hnnngh.
>>145790799I don't believe you for a minute
>>145790795Talmbout sovl and heems b?
Blatant shorts grabbing
>>145790801didn't expect to see a life shortening heem in wmma today. and even if i did my first thought would have been cong.
You
>>145790808jacked tawainese boys heems specifically
>>145790806I'm high but not drunk yet at work rn
Is the figgy fight 5 rounds?
where the fuck is Macau
>>145790812>Named Shi Ming>Engage in sheeming Who writes this shut?
>>145790781Still need a gif of him spinning.
>>145790816This would be filtered if you knew how to spell
(You)
>>145790819Ye
>>145790814No (You)
>>145790823so much history in such a short post
>>145790820Not in mexico
(You) dominating
>>145790821
>>145790824could watch these cunts get heemed all day tbqhwy
>>145790824Pajeet was outclassed so bad. How tf he got into the UFC is a mystery
the longer this fight goes the whiter jieleyisi looks
>>145790820In the soup
>>145790820A field
>>145790844the way they get into everything is a mystery
>>145790845You wont like him when he's white
>>145790844>How tf he got into the UFCHe didn't
Are they talking about me?
which one?
>>145790854Well, in contention. UFC was better when it was random thugs.
my heem senses are tingling.....a big ones coming....
If you told me UFC would one day be reduced to a Chinese tax write-off putting on shows on Indiana Jones sets involving third world halflings I wouldn't know what to say really
>>145790860ricci on my facexiaonan on my meng
>>145790860Yan was dropping Zhang in their fight, this is hers for the taking.
>>145790865I'm happy as long as it's not the Apex
>>145790860Ricci looks like Thiago Silva to me she could be his sister.
this is the round.....big heem incoming...
>>145790860Which one for what? I would Baby Ricci's Shark if that's what you're asking b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGxIRXyLr0
I am fighting?
I tabbed away for 1 second in the Shi Ming fight to complain about how boring it was and missed the sheem
>>145790865How about Dana slimming down and hanging out with zoomer streamers
>>145790885not a picture in picture chad?
wasn't musufaggy with ONE?
>>145790890yep, gone now
(you) suck
>>145790864There’s a good chance that the prelims might be better than the main card.
>>145790892did chatri heem him?
>>145790890like every fighter they have thats worth a shit, he jumped ship because the entire org is sinking
>11AM>raining outside>heems oncomfy, more events in asia needed
>>145790890Chatri tried kill him
>>145790899Hopefully the Rutolos get to the UFC
>>145790905agreed
you is only 28 yet he has that gm3 "I'm tired to the core of my soul" vibe already, I like that. too bad his style is always very boring
>>145790860The guy who got wrestlefucked against the wtestlefucker, hmmm....
>>145790910hopefully the Allazovs get in and manage to replicate Alex's run >>145790905+1
>>145790911Looks like my dad
Neither of these faggots deserve a contract
>this fight
>>145790914th-thanks
>>145790925Should be Chatri rules vis a vis bonuses and hirings
honestly, get more poos to participate as heem fodder. Who says no
>>145790905>6AM>Sleep deprived>Downed 3 energy drinks>Eyes bloodshotvery uncomfy
>>145790923can I fuck your dad?
this early as fuck card is kind of kino bussin, what have you brits been yappin about?
>>145790936+1
>>145790928>mfw wmma
>>145790928Kek
>>145790921
>>145790936Invent a new sport of chinks heeming poos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxWfU9msMLM
>>145790936A few is acceptable, but have too many poo jobbers and the venues will start to stink and bother the fans
We won heem
>(you)
>>145790951(You)
>>145790949yes. you are watching state sponsored athletes
>>145790944>my heart when i look at the girl i like
squidgamers, your guy got it done, TONIGHT!
>>145790938Just a casual EU ufc 2xx/3xx experience
>>145790955did i say sponsored, peanut brain public schooled muttling? you don't thnk there is some bleed over from the olympics?
>>145790962state sponsored as in the government provides them with steroids
wtf petr yan is fighting twice in one night??
>>145790965in one morning
I doubt that girl needed the stretcher. I was drinking in China once and a Chinese guy got so pissed he got stretchered away
how many tkos for main card?
kino voiceover, they need to do more promo shit like this
>>145790970I don't understand your story sometimes a drunk needs a stretchering
IT'S FIGGY TIME ONCE AGAIN
>>145790961look mom i posted it again
https://x.com/aNIMEfla/status/1860193532381921771 poatan fans are now officially kpop stans by definition
if that was the real zeus he woulda raped those women
>>145790879Silva was based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeWICOwGkkU&pp=ygUVc2VwdWx0dXJhIHJhdGFtYWhhdHRh
the who?
Im so sleepy
>Indian fighter gets knocked out>people gang up on twitter to like itI was one of them btw
Do you all remember when the UFC website's design looked like this?
finna heem my meng to ricci
>>145790989me too and it is 12:13 pm
>>145790975I've never seen that in England b
For know xiufc far less crooked than arabinan one
this gigaming heems
>>145790997Based card. I remember most of the fights.
>>145791003They call the ambalamps a taxi in some circles up here
>>145790938kwab
>>145790985lowkey a bop fr
damn look at the masseters on that big chinese
they summoned lu bu to heem niggas
Diaz finna get heemed
they couldn't even get megan olivi for this? chinese century my ass
honestly i feel bad for indians at this point
>>145791032benavidez wouldnt let her be in the stadium with figgy
>>145791026Do not mention that foolish bastard of three fathers
if ulberg doesn't win i'll eat my own ass
>>145791032Doesn't she do NFL now
They have updated the status of the Chinese fighter Feng Xiaocan and they say that she was unconscious for four minutes and woke up in the ambulance, she could move her arms and did not remember what had happened.
>>145790820china, its like the portuguese version of hong kongits got casinos and stuff
>>145791045Where are you seeing this?
chiggachad
>>145791040He is a Te Pāti Māori supporter
gonna heem my meng then pass out
When is Tai Lung fighting?
>>145791054what does that mean
>>145791045*couldn't
kind of a strange main fight for a china card do they even care about any of these 2?should've been song yadong vs someone
>>145791045what a can
>>145791052the broadcast briefly announced it after the last fight, she's not clear yet but they'll be keeping an eye on hershe's going to the hospital for a brain scanhope she's okay
Zhang? Zhang will heem
>>145791036kek
UPDATE TO THE /HEEM/ CODE... you can now use "ming" instead of "meng" when referring to ufc fighters of asian ethnicity
gaethje spotted
Its time to visit Turkey for Diaz
>>145791083finna heem my meng
>>145791075what is the rest of the heem code
>>145791075Meng is acceptable though
>>145791068>hope she's okayHopefully.
>>145791083bwc training
>>145791080Finna GODthje
Sources from the Union Hospital in Cotai, Macau tell me Feng Xiaocan has sadly passed away. I'll bring you more updates when i receive them. RIP.
>LHW>jiggly bellydoo ngmi
theres no way an all natural chinaman fights at 205 this guys a lab experiment
Is ozzy diaz's nickname "man"?
Mcgregor is innocent and anyone who followed the trial knows that.
CHINA NUMBA 1
CHINA WILL GROW LARGER
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Hey guys. If I changed my surname to Zhang will I be a heemer?
SOVL
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>145791045KWAchineseB
HEEEM
MY PICKSHEEMEDNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145791109>combat sports>all natural
ni hao motherfucker 20ACK
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
CHINA POWWWAAAAAAA
ZHANGED
Mountain Lion claims another soul
nice elbow
Pereira is not ready for this level of han-explosiveness
>>145791054Maori are based heemers per my casual glancing at their biker gangs
ELBOW
>Activate heem mode
>>145791128Pineapple bun, pineapple bun, won't you bring me, a pineapple bun
chinlet
>>145791133>picking against 18 R1 finishes
>>145791148As a Pootan fan I kneel before the chinese light heavyweight century
over
>>145791105Turn your monitor on
I would heem janny just like that
what is this mkultra tier music
>>145791152Xi.... I kneel....
beee kayyyyy have it your wayyyy
>>145791166Disney
Based af card so far icl
This Chink needs to fight a ranked opponent ASAP
disgusting language
Gooby raped this? Really? Dee is 10x hotter
HOLY SOVL THIS FEELS LIKE KARATE KID
>>145791181I like it.
>>145791181bitch
He should be Emperor of China
What the fuck, why is he so based?
>>145791181>tf>tp
dude you have a mic, you don't need to scream
feed jamahal to the chinaman
I've seen enoughFeed him Pereira
>>145791183Did he enjoy it? How much did she win?
that's a real nigga right there
>>145791199kek
>>145791181hihohuishishoshashshsher
>>145791163finnish "people" are down syndrome chinamen look into it
These are some giant chinese guys in the 'gon
Give this man a title-shot.
>>145791183Probably did it as a joke
talmbout a rejuvenated return for ulbergnot with that 50 dollar turkish transplant hairline
These chinese are worse than Brazilians on the mic after a win.
Volkan? Volkan will heem.
>>145791211I have seen enough
>>145791217I have heard this before it is unfortunate b
am from the near futureulberg wins again
>>145791202Germans are notoriously bland and boring so let me explain. What he was just doing was hyping up the crowd, he's getting the attention of more people, he's being fun.
>>145791201the last white canada poster
>>145791237The loser award.
>>145791202autism
>>145791230the mic goat Money Moicano is brazilian though
I dont think I can make it. Im so sleepy
>>145791230stop being gay
"ULBERG" i was expecting a nordic man.. wtf is this negro doing with that name?It's all cultural appropriation until they do it..
>>145791192
Figgy looks like Megan Anderson.Just bet 1000 euros on Yan by KO.
>>145791247>shilling libertarianismmega cringe
>>145791181It's horrible for communicating writing online because some words mean 3 totally different things depending on the speed or tone which you say it.
>>145791251The one card all year where Americans have to experience the same thing euro fans do every week, it's beautiful
>>145791251its china kino anon. it wont happen again for a while
I'm gonna do it
>>145791278i wish all cards were at this time
>>145791259>Anglo-Maori man with a German surname and Spanish first nameLa Creatura Nuevo Zealand
>>145791283i can't read favelan
>>145791283I picked figgy but putting him in your parlay is simply unwise
>hyping that menifield knockout like it was some 2skilled4u outplay and not just a retarded nog running at ulberg and flailingi know they're trying to hype a prawlspect but come on
Did all the taller fighters lose so far?Are we finally back manletbros?
>>145791286me toocomfykinolatenightHEEMS!
>>145791276>depending on the speedReally? Fuck, I thought that tone was the deepest it went. Hong Kong anon, chime in, brother.
>>145791283>FaguerdoPAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA
Has Ulberg commented on the Maori protests?
>>145791291I'm gonna cash out after he wins the first two rounds.
>>145791298I dont think you can cash out a fight in progress
>>145791283how many tranny hookers does R$7760 buy you
>>145791283your parlay is getting zeemed when xiaonan doesnt heem, screenshot this post and refer back
>>145791296sorry lil bro. splooge can is in for a rude awakening. >>145791300you absolutely can on bet365
crazy that both yan and figgy are flushed alreadytime goes by so fast
>>1457913027,761
>>145791293Being in China must have given the manlets a stat boost
>>145791307i remember thinking yan was unbeatable back in 2019
>>145791309they deactivated the heem inhibitors in the chinese gloves, but not in their opponents'
>ulberg is 34beastly prawlspect you got there shitty kickboxing
he don't look like an ulberg
>>145791305its a double result. heem or decision. im not dumb
>>145791311He was screwed in the Suga fight (and I say that as the biggest Suga fan) and I believe that he lost the second Aljo fight. Either way, just cause he has a few losses on his record doesn't mean he's suddenly bad now, he's still really good.
>>145791311You now remember when the Countdown video for Aljo vs Yan 1 came out and the UFC were making Yan look like a horror movie villain
Oezdemir is about to get ULBERGED.
>>145791322damn i thought ozedemir was like 40 and ulberg was like 24
volkan look like he be made to be heemed but he finna bouta heem dis nigga doe
The moustache is officiating
>>145791293We've been back ever since Topuria absolutely BADOOSHED than manmore freak H*lloway.
lulberg is finna gas
>2 rounds
HEEEEEEEEEEM
white Christian people activities huh
You now remember when BOOPdemir was thought to be the next LHW dominant champ.
oezdemir edging...ulberg......against the fence
He’s edging him
heeeminder my boy kennedy heemed (((ulberg))) already
>>145791350WE OWNED YOU BOY, BE CAREFUL WE WILL CONQUER YOU AGAIN. WE'RE WAKING UP.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
oezdemir proves yet again that he is a real one by trying to heem after the bell
/r/unexpectedsecondround
Ulberg still hasn't learned how to move his head kek
>burp
Volkan is so much better
>>145791329https://youtu.be/7OlQhxV7Bsg?t=237
*burp*
>>145791357Ulberg vs Kennedy is genuinely one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen
Oze is doing the right thing throwing long combos against a bum ass kickboxer but he needs to cut off the cage
lets pray for another tko
BOOOOOORIIIIING
When shitty kickboxing fighters get heemed I celebrate
you can see the gears turning in ulbergs head every time oezdemir doesnt go to sleep after eating a left hook
>>145791387Absolute kino. Imagine the UFC put this much effort into promotion for more fighters
such a bum division
>Ulberg is a hotter prospect than Mingyangnah
mingyang vs ulberg is a good giant retard fight
>>145790781zesty ah
why do maoris have zero cardio?
ole ole ole attempted by china
Jiri downloaded and zeemed a younger version of Volkan with ease
>>145791441Small islands.
>>145791415>ozedemirCan Ulberg even be called a prospect anymore?
>Breaking NewsNikita Hand to fight at the womens Bantamweight division first fight is her and Kayla Harrison.
cmooonheem already
>take him down
>>145791441basically by being alive they're pre-diabeticulberg only looks the way he does because of extensive admixture in his family tree
>>145791455>bantamBe serious lad
There's no way my BK has those new Whoppers
Kickboxers are so fucking boring all they do is run
heem is coming boys
>Soiby fighting BuckleyCould UFC not get him a better fight? That's what he deserves for sucking ass in front of Drumpf.
>>145791467Yep it's over
>bisping just called trevor peek "the minecraft guy"
>>145791467Haven't had BK in a minute redpill me on the new slopper
KILL bisping
what minecraft guy are they talking about
Imagine forgetting THE Trevor Peek
Peekbrehs... they forgot us...
ulberg story moggedhe needs a moment
>>145791483no way kek
>snubbing trevor peekTOTAL BISPING DEATH
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>145791486I would in a heartbeat if I could get away with it and Goob his woife and Ellie
>>145791495Ellie wouldn't even look in your asiatic admixture'd direction you disgusting dysgenic freak.
the way he stepped into that jab was kek
> miecraft guywait... does bisping browse /heem/?
I'm waiting for my Joker waifu
30-27 Ulberg
these guiys are pillowfisted
Ellie prefers BBC
>Shot for a takedownMASSIVE story loss for Volkan
ulberg gets a fake decision for fighting like a pussy
>>145791508You'd be surprised and I've seen the quality of Goober she lets in consensually which ofc isn't my plan
Did everyone forget that Ozdemir is pillowfisted Knocking out Johnny Walker doesn't give you power
>>145791514
Which gloves are these?
30-26Volkan
Dog shit fight cut these bums too, it's heem or be heemed
Soft fraudcheck, ulberg won but that was not a championship level performance. Jiri killed Volkan in his debut while fighting like a retard
Robbed
judges are fake ones
>>145791534The old ones.
surprised he didn't get robbed
bullshit
>>145791534That's a ridiculously big pipe
THE WHITE MAN M-ACK
its over
>>145791534the new gloves are gone for good
How tf did Ulberg not KO him there?
Basedjak Carlos Ulberg
>>145791520big brazza cock, yea
it's kinda crazy how izzy isn't even a top 3 kiwi fighter anymore
Jamawl vs Ulberg is the fight to make
>>145791531He's better and could have been given round 2 if he was a project. Ulberg won on pure athleticism, physicality and the ability to move better.
my joker waifu has appeared
MENG WANG
>>145791512I was just thinking that he referenced my shoop. Did some reddit fag steal it?
>>145791550KEK DC is disgusted by that ape
garf
>>145791552>>145791542>>145791534They're using the new gloves because the UFC doesn't have enough old gloves in stockThe current set up is new gloves for fight night old gloves for PPV until next year when they start getting more old gloves
>>145791557Why did you cover my picks fucking nigger
Lopes and Gaethje on the prowl for Chinese pussy
>>145791574Ah, OK, cheers.
>>145791536It's LHW they all fucking suck ass this is guy was champ
Feng died? RIP to a warrior
>2 minutes of the budget commentary panel doing the stipe retirement ceremonygrim
Gooden deserves better than this
>>145791557Wang or Figuredo is gonna spoil my /heem/ parlay
so basically the China lady that got knocked out was being a drama queen the whole time.
>>145791582Some of the most mental footwork I've ever seen. Complete lack of fundamentals. It speaks volumes to Jamahal's non-existant humility and overinflated ego
did stipe die of old age? brutal...
>Stipe gets an official tribute a week later, during a card where most US fans are asleep
they really didn't have this package ready last week?
>>145791588What is a black desert
So, she has a crush on him?
stipe was never good
you know they're only doing this to build up JON's win
>>145791600Small indie fighting promotion, please understand
Stipe is gonna die before he's 55 for sure. Seeing his last interview he has slurred speech a sign of early age of CTE and Alzheimers
Macau does not sound like it’s in china
>>145791596he's with feng now
>>145791600It was 99% ready, just needed some finishing touches to make it really pop
>>145791593Actually this is speaking volumes:Liter, cubic meter, gallon, quart
Cong Wang next. She has a win over V*lentina sh*vchenko. She is /ourgirl/ whether you like it or not.
>>145791606Idk if you've heard of the manatee called Daniel "Derivative Creature" Cormier or the Mongol called Shakvat
im the jokah baby
>>145791618CHILLS
>>145791608He was very good at wrestling and boxing, two key skills in mixed martial arts
IM ALL UP IN YA RANGEBUT YA STILL CAN'T C ME
What do you guys think of the card so far?I've been watching on and off, seems decent
>>145791588
Not so sure why there are no Portuguese or Brazilian fighters dominating this card with the Chinese folks. Macau is a Portuguese speaking part of China was a Macanese people are entitled to Portuguese citizenship, have free movement to the EU and can vote in their elections.
>>145791611I assumed he always spoke like that but I found an interview from his early UFC days and he was way more coherent, extremely concerning to have speech deterioration like that in your early 40s
>>145791600Stipe wasn’t going to stand in there and have this play while jones is dancing in circles around him the whole time and singing i won, you lost, i won, you loat
Cong "BWC" Wang is going to be the wmma pereira and chase shartchenko down
>>145791621>She*they/them chud
Just creampied Stipe
damn do all asian women look like that with no make up and short hair
Wang? Wang will heem
>>145791642val is gonna retire by the time wang gets a title shot
xijoker ready
she's so quirky xD
just woke up, i thought this card started at 6pm not fucking 6am what the fuck
i dont watch this crap
>>145791631Pretty good UFC benefits from doing this Chatri lite thing
she's got striker brazzas in her corner
Fernanades finna huesplode on this wang bum
>>145791653Rags
>>145791653should have kept the makeup on
>>145791642lol please. this is mma not kickboxing. valentina would ragdoll her easily.
LITTLECHINESEBOYS https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y53yLGA1iU0
I dont want to have a baby with Wang Cong anymore she is weird
How come asian WMMAs actually heem such a disproportionate amount?
>>145791652funny that you think they arent going to fast track her like crazy now that grasso is crippled and no one knows who fiorot is
>>145791634What an odd regionImagine a gay chinese person speaking portuguese
>>145791657You never know how xiwmma ends
>>145791669That's a shame, I'll let her know after the fight.
>>145791650It's not exclusive to Asian women. A lot of women with short hair and no makeup just look like teenage boys
CAHM ON WANG HEEM HER FACKIN EAD ORFF
She jawmogs me so fucking bad
>>145791670chinks and blacks have dense bones and the highest level of explosivity
that's a meng right there
>it's giving Pereira-Izzy vibesFucking hell Sanko, you're a 40 year-old woman
Not watching this crap. Time for oatmeal.
The hue doesn't look comfortable in there at all, probably felt that chink power
>>145791672Theres other weird places in China such as a town that resembles a town in Wyoming so rich Chinese folks can visit an American town without going to Americahttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Hole,_China
>>145791694Oatmeal what are you a horse
>Zabit mentioned If Joe was there, he'd have gone on a 2 minute rant about Zabit's greatness and potential
>>145791664> should have kept the makeup ondefiantly
>>145791699of course she isnt comfortable, she's fighting a wmmaer who can actually fight
lmao at this hue shemale whiffing every shot
ZABIT MENTIONED
Zabit is the second biggest what-if in MMA history, after myself of course (I could have beaten Aspinall and Jones in the same night, people say).
CHINA NUMBA WAN
CHINESE WOMEN... YOU HAVE A ZABIT
wang is a rare wmma fighter that's fun to watch
>woman
The legendary female fighter that doesn't whiff punches from halfway across the cage
Zabit could have beaten anyone except Volk and Max, his cardio issues would eventually get him melted against those guys
Zabshit I'm afraid
this is a rare based wmma fight this chinese lady is such a chad
>>145791730he went life and death with kyle bochniak. anyone who stays in his face makes him look mediocre. especially the deeper the fight goes.
holy shit 10 bucks off the next payperview you guys gotta get in on this
>>145791737chinese are chads
Zabit should have fought at heavyweight, he would KO everyone before his cardio became and issue. MMA's loss is medicine's gain.
I'M DA JOKA BABBEEEEEE
>could've >should've >ceiling >what if oh yeah why didn't he? fucking loser
>>145791730kalvin kattar's son?
>>145791741desperately trying to get retarded cazzies to watch trve flyweight kino
these are not women
>>145791735>Wherever I am, I must also rape
>>145791742Thank you Zhang
why is this little chinese boy fighting gilbert burns
OH NO NO NO NO
KWAB
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM
fuck
>>145791755This, so much this! we respect wang cong (they/them) the non-binary joker's identity here.
lmao
holy shit
YOEL IS FIGHTING TODAY
WANG CONG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH SHE'S HURT
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK valchads we reign supreme
>>145791755Question for /heem/ would you rather fuck a wmma bulldyke who's still a biological woman, or a top tier ladyboy from Thailand?
EXPOSED
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wmma is so retarded
jokersis over
heeminder I called it here>>145791662>>145791662>>145791662>>145791662
Haha your bitch got slammed
>my picks got ruined by a chinese womanREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lmao get fucked
hope wang still sticks around, he style is fun even if her hype is dead
she'll be back
AHHHHHH BRAD PITU
valentina beater? lmao, she got kod on the feet then choked out by a literal who
>>145791735Dee looks like a fitter Victoria Beckham here and like a frumpy whale in other pictures
Being a lesbian from brazil is too OP
I'm with the yellow one. Guess who.
hahaha Joker 2
early stoppage for sure
ohhhh shit
Picks about to be heemed with no survivors
>>145791786you didn't call shit, that was far from a huesplosion
WHEN AM I GONNA FUCKING LEARN!?
im glad you redditors cheering for the wmma fighter just got btfod
>>145791791She can build it back up, Islam has crazy hype and he got knocked out early on.
>>145791792in a re-education camp
>>145791441Loads of gak and gear and they all sniff petrol
>>145791808Chris Cunningham esque
>>145791811>Islam has crazy hypeahahaha
she was too overconfident while not actually doing much in the fightbadd combination
dude, she wears the joker make up!
>>145791807You think that's bad? I'm dead
thats a man, baby
>>145791817>gaked and gear'd to the gills>no goonNGMI
very arrogant performance from cang fighting like xhe was untouchable, deserved
>>145791806Trynna huesploded on that wang bum innit
It's over. Picks heemed by wmma yet again
kek team of translators
>>145791835when will daner learn and banish wmma from the main cards forever
>>145791827yeah that shit is cringe as fuck. pure riddit
>>145791835god damn
I really don't care what a woman has to say
>>145791807>Adding a -950 favorite to your parlayWhy the fuck would anyone do this?
>>145791807>>145791830Never bet on WMMA my dudes
>>145791835
>"it's giving alex pereira vibes with valentina"and i oop
I ahte ugly brasiw women>>145791847Based
>betting grow up
RIP to her sister
>>145791835fuck wmmapicks invalid
>>145791835>all these fewls picking wangWMMA is hue territory you fewls
kek Pissbing
well this took a dark turn
>>145791856She's dead dude have some respect yeah
>>145791856Her sister bros... :(
>>145791853he was right
>>145791869Did translator guy leave anything out. She talked for awhile.
the joker face-off antics backfired lol
>>145791875probably
why do they call pantoja the cannibal
>>145791835>doubting the Brazilian bulldykeNot even once.
Any good heems
>>145791876I wonder if she feels bad about it now knowing Fernandes's sister and dad died?
>joker babySo Wang is getting prison wanged next?
>>145791882he eats people
pantoja is my fucking BOYthis one is for pearl harbor motherfucker
>>145791885>>145790801
>>145791875She said Gooby rap*ed her in the anikhole
>>145791885Yes
create new one crist
>Mikuru too flushed to sign
>>145791894Damn. Stiff
>>145791901We spell it Christ or Kristus in the civilised world b
Pantoja's chin has to get cracked at some point. I think I see the script now
yo
>Salikhov is getting heemed again
>>145791913no chance that nip hits harder than kkf
>>145791915He wont. No!
Fuck it, my parlay was just heemed because no matter how "talented" a female fighter is they can at any time just shit the bed and lose instantly. If Amanda nuns came back right now and fought some unranked can, she would lose for some inexplicable reason. Women do not move up the division because they are good but because they were lucky enough to not have lost, its such a fucking joke. I'm going to bed fuck this card Figgy please win in my sleep.
>>145791915nah the chang is equally flushed
>>145791923>>145791923>>145791923>>145791923
>>145791915good. fuck brazzas
>>145791913it's really hard to judge. pantoja has a GOATED chin, but at the same time he willingly takes shots on the chin because he knows he has a GOATED chin. so if asakura really does have godly heeming power, pantjoa will literally lose the fight because of cockiness. if not, pantoja just eats that shit like the does with everyone else. figgy couldn't ko him though so i lean towards the chin holding up
>>145791919Pantoja fought KKF in a 2 rounder on TUF. A lot of time has passed since then. Damage has been done. He hadn't gotten battered for 3 rounds by Figgy or taken all the damage he did against Moreno or eaten that huge elbow from Erceg back then. Chins are there to be cracked
>>145791835this is because, out of respect for the nation of Macau, i never implemented my foolproof 32 picks strategy
HEEEEEEM
