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>>145896203The one thing the hornets have done correctly as a franchise
>>145896336
>>145896336BAWB
>>145896370Funnily enough, it was the last thing MJ did before he sold the team. Like Vader killing the emperor and then dying.
>>145896370They drafted Alonzo Mourning, Larry Johnson, Al Jefferson, Cody Zeller and Dell Curry
>>1458964352x MVP
>>145896462How many rings?
>>145896478>rings are everything lol, count his MVPs and he’s a hofer
>>145896494So is Yao Ming, a lot of ringless bums get in for diversity
>>145896510MVP check?
>>145896370What if they never traded Kobe? (Yes I’m aware the Kobe/Divac trade was agreed upon before the draft and that Kobe wouldn’t have had Shaq in his early years)
celtics are not winning it this yearor the next one
>>145896714Chinese MVP which is the equivalent of an NBA MVP without a ring
brandon miller is awful
>>145896768>see this and thought it was from last night>check and these niggas are randomly playing at 1PM on a FridayTHE FUCK?
>>145896840Once Victor gets a career ending injury (the kind that effects him for life) the 22 draft will be considered the worst in history
>>14589690523*
>>145896871>randomly It's a holiday weekend, you lonely mfer
>>145896840You don't like going 6-22 from the field?
>>145896943>holiday weekendIn the real world, most people are working today, retard.
>>145896943Not that anon and I have older children/a wife and my grandma is still alive but even I have time to watch an NFL game, Hell you can do that shit with your family most people usually do. Silver needs to stop being scared of football
>>1458969536-23*
>>145896953>>145896974>team high +8
You can tell Tatum wishes he was fully black so bad
Cam Payne is an absolute chuckerdude just chucksCam Thomas is the only bigger chucker I know what's it with Cams being chuckers?Cam Johnson is a chucker tooCam Reddish isn't really a chucker but he sucks ass
>>145897151beta mentality
>>145897151Is there another Cam for Cams versus Browns game?
Jokic only has one championship and it’s an *, how is he top 100 all time when Dwight and Melo exist?
for a team that drafts in the lottery every year the hornets are really lacking talent
>it’s an *Carrying 0 all star teamate Nuggets to the first championship ever is a clean and valid ring. Not as high up there as Nowitcki's but not even close to some mid tier or before 3pt line/stats/ colour tv rings.Bigger * ring is the Celtics last season and others like mickey mouse Lebronz ring.
Are the Cuckold Cavs about to job for mein Celties? If they beat the Hawks mein Celties win the groups of this shit irrelevant tournament
>>145897356*
Lequeerticus coping over a 50 win playoff team I see.
Here come the gamer words
Man that blonde ref is fiiiine
>>145896336Did the hornets win?
>>145897404Let me help him with that>0 50 win team regular season wonder who can only win a ring when his competition is some miracle run play-in team is a top 100 playerYou have to be mentally retarded to believe that. Your cognizant abilities have to be that of an ant. Or you have be subhuman from Serbia defending a fat horse fucker.
Brandon Jennings has beaten more 50 win teams that Jokic.
What is Dwight’s VORP?
>>14589748238.97
and hes australian so the ball is spinning the wrong way too
>>145897447hornets just got fucked by the rim lmaobut seriously the knicks have issues, this one should have been easy
>>145896958>most people are working today,Yea, if you work at fucking McDonald's
>>145897634even if it did go in they wouldnt have won, they needed more than 3 points
>>145897646I have work today and I don’t work at McDonald’s
>>145897655If it's nothing but net they have like 2.5 seconds left and the knicks need to make 2 FT's to make it a 3pt game. Unlikely but they had a chance if that shot doesn't rape the rim like that.
I fucking love how inceltic has been trying to asterickize the Nuggets run when his faggot team has had the biggest * in sports fucking history.
>>145897680I have PTO today literally only because everyone on my team took the day off. My boss just said nobody else would be working so you might as well not work either lmao.
>>145897292oh boy this got the cord sizzlin'
>>145897646Are you actually this much of a brain dead retard?
>>145897819He’s right though, unless you work in the service industry/hospitality or some other Mexican job you’re probably at home getting paid for it.
>>145897843Plenty of jobs still work today. Even federal jobs don't have today. Saying hurr durr McDonalds just shows how much of an immature brain dead nigger you actually are though. Black Friday isn't a holiday, maybe for poorfags that can't afford to buy shit at full price but for most people the day after Thanksgiving is just another normal work day.
Unless you're some retail subhuman you're not working today. Corporate is not doing shit in any sector
>>145897880skitz is at it again
>>145897880So what feds are in /nba/ now???
>>145897887Government does not have a day off, I can tell you that. We actually have extra work in the tax agency
>>145897887Right>>145897880This anon is seething because he has to fulfill Amazon orders during the holidays/weekends KWAB
>Jae crowder back in the leagueBucks fucked up
damn some of you guys really got it rough. I've been off since tuesday. I hope you guys don't have to work before/after christmas too
>Meme Guard>Trae “Next Steph Curry” Young>Anthony “Next Michael Jordan" Edwards>PF sidekick they overpaid, blame for everything, are constantly trying to trade and have finally traded>John Collins>Karl-Anthony Towns>Aging Defensive Center>Clint Capela>Rudy Gobert>Overrated Supporting Cast>Atlanta Hawks>Minnesota Timberwolves>Meme Run to the Conference Finals>Atlanta Hawks>Minnesota Timberwolves>Implosion>Atlanta Hawks>Minnesota Timberwolves>#1 overall picks>Atlanta Hawks>Minnesota TimberwolvesExplain how the Timberwolves aren’t the Atlanta Hawks West.
>>145897880I’m not paying you to play on your phone anon, you did get those bathrooms cleaned right?
>>145897889>>145897905>>145897917>>145897991I'm actually a NEET.
I work from home :)
>>145897905Also I only just realized my original post had a typo. I meant to say that even federal jobs don't have off today. Only a brain dead nigger would think only fast food employees work today.
I’m pretty well drunk now >>145898085Sorry you have to work today anon, hopefully you can get a job with some benefits that your family will respect soon
>>145898109what do you do for a living if you're so great?
u just know dem dawgs in dat lexus...
>>145898109see>>145898033
>>145898142I help run my dad’s small business, real estate and airbnbs I have a journeyman plumber’s license but only do dispatch work. I don’t even work on Halloween
>>145896768was the over 1h 94
melt in ur mouth tender
>Mitchell is 0-9 oh my...
>>145898076So do I but I'm not working today. I was able to watch my Knick almost choke to the fucking Hornets.
>>145898259>nepo baby bragging about having the day off
If you work on the holidays you might as well give another man sex because you’re a bitch
>>145898494>bragging about your dad being a lazy bum My dad worked 7 days a week for 15 years sleeping in his warehouse to give us a good life and pay for our college out of pocket. Maybe you should do the same instead of whining on 4chan and begging for welfare like a nigger I sleep in a mansion
>>145898550>my dad would beat up your dad
>>145898574Yes he would, he still picks up toilets and power tools. And I’d kick yours
>>145898574My dad beat up your dad and fucked your mom while you dad cried in a corner. We are probably brothers.
According to skitz he lives in a mansion, helps his dad’s business and is married to Cuban supermodel. He revealed this all in a time that’s supposed to be for spending with family
>nepo babies talking about hard workkek it's like we have our own little Bronny James in here
>>145898679Can confirm, most Miami Heat fans are successful business owners. It’s inceltic that’s on here 24/7
>>145898495I'm a Heat fan btw. I'm also trans.
>>145898754they don’t call him the library poster/24/7 for no reason
these nepo niggers never worked for anything
>>145898550inceltic REALLY didn’t like this one…
>Joel Embiid ruled out for SaturdayKWAB
>>145898950Saying it again. This dude Embich has to be the biggest fraud in the NBA of all time. Look at how much money he's making. All that for being a bitch and not playing while at the same time acting like he's done so much for Flithadelphia. This dude is the definition of not that guy.
>>145898679Lol weapschizo having a normal one today
>>145898989Jokic only has an *
Damn my knick already played Missed it
>>145899038cap
>>145898989This is modern players in a nutshell and faggots have the nerve to say zoomers are better than Jordan and Kobr. Plumbers, bus drivers, janitors whatever but those players actually fucking played. That alone makes them better and more valueable than faggots like Embiid and Zion. Nigas sitting out for a week because their pinky toe hurt, shit is pathetic. That bald faggot vampire fuck Silver needs to get his shit together. People hated Stern because he ran this shit like Nazi Germany but we didn't have """superstar players""" holding teams hostages and deciding when they felt like playing. >pic related, it's Embiid soft serve ass after Nick Nurse asks if he's gonna play after sneezing too hard in practice
https://www.wattpad.com/story/289835306-shortie-jayson-tatum
>Losing b2b to the hawsk Another team mindbroken by my celties. Many such cases!
>>145899101You can tell this was written by a gay dude
>>145899088Modern players soft yeah but this dude Embitch is in his own tier of pathetic. He's also a flopper and a dirty player. Sorryass nigga. Always blaming his teammates and coaches. You can't say shit to him.
Plumbers > podcasters.
>>145899129because its good?
>>145899122Hawks are the best team in the east, can't blame them too much
i always considered this cavs team fraudulent
Cleveland looks bad bro
Kawhi leonard is out for tonight's game against the timberwolves
Have the Cavs been figured out?
My celtices provided the blueprint I fear
>>145899276why would you fear that
why is cleveland so fucking bad now, fuck these fucking frauds
>>145899174>>145899252There’s always a team most seasons that looks amazing on offense and doesn’t really play defense but it doesn’t seem to matter bacause when they play teams they score a million points and the other team just quits when down 20 or whatever. The early to mid 00s mavericks the 15 hawks and the kings from a couple years ago come to mind. The cavs are that team. Those teams never ever do shit in the playoffs
>>145899376Pacers made the ECF last year
>>1458993762024 Pacers and 2021 Hawks would like a word
Hawks announcers are based
>>145899376Cavs would get booty blasted by my knick in the playoffs again (before >we get bootyblasted by another team)
>>145899390That was the most fucked up bracket of all time due to injuries. Once they played a healthy team they got BTFO
>>145899428Tell me about it, if Jimmy plays healthy the post-season changes entirely.
>>145897374.i.
>>145899505*
>>145899505benis
>down almost 20 to the hawkspeople compared this team to the 2016 warriors
>>145899546Well the 2016 Warriors lost in humiliating fashion to a career Finals choker and a schizophrenic
>>145899350>>145899546They're just the 2021 jazz
>>145899428log off weapschizo
>>145899561But enough about JR Smith and Kevin Love
>>145899505Serbia cooked with this one
>>145899589Is that what you do on reddit, inceltic?
>>145899537
>>145899428It’s almost like staying healthy throughout the entire playoffs and overcoming them is part of winning an NBA championship!!!
>>145898627>nooo that's not a vibrator that's a "power tool"
>>145899505cook up leviticus
>>145899627Oh I saw him use that on your mother as well while your father sat there and watched
hawks are goin to the finals
>>145899600>ring doesn’t count because Jimmy got hurt >trannies out of nowhere It seems, familiar…
>>145899661Yeah trannyscord raids the thread whenever Jimmy gets mentioned
>>145899653You like the Hawks too, huh?
>’cord raids
for once my jizzlies play at a reasonable time
Why do i keep listening to bet anon....
>>145899644>my dad uses vibrators which i call "power tools" to handle women which i call "toilets"so your dad's "small business" is a brothel and you plumb the toilets thereglad we got to the bottom of that one
>>145899702>inceltic
Cavs are officially on fraud watch
>>145899721This how you using your employer’s lunch break? But yes your mother is a prostitute and the toilet simultaneously, glad we could clear that up
>>145899688nah they just can beat both the top east contenders so therefore they're goin
Could you niggas exchange numbers and stop shitting up the thread
>>145899745nah that part was a fantasy, but while you were fantasizing you let reality slipnice job brothel plumber bro, cept u didn't even earn it
>>145899702>Rodman >Harper >Kukoč>Pippen How many rings would Ant have with such supporting cast?
>>145899787You fantasize about your mother being a whore that gets shit on?
>>145899778This
>>145899797u wrote the fairy tale not me brothel plumber broi'll let u have another try since u failed so badly on that one and ur dad isn't around to help u
>>14589979112 since shooting outside of 16 feet/breaking down a zone would make you a top 10 player in the 90s
>>145899791The you mentioned were a game away from the ECF with a 4ppg player in MJs place. They also only dropped 2 games from the previous year. They win all 3 championships they played in
say what you want about them hox but they always have a fun squad to watch
Refs trying their best to keep these cavs in lol
yall niggas really try to besmirch the most decorated run of all time
>>145899821You said your own mother was a whore for my father anon >>145899721Perhaps with better reading comprehension skills and an education you could get the day off on a holiday, someday. Until then I think there are some airport floors that need buffing
Weapschizo lives in a mansion, helps his dad run a multi millionaire business and has a Cuban supermodel wife yet he spends all day here seething
>>145899833>almost made the ecfHang up the banner!
>>145899858inceltic can’t spend all day seething about jimmy because the public libraries aren’t open today
>>145899867Imagine if they had a semi decent player in MJs place
>>145899856i didn't, i just clarified the fairy tale you wrote, which you agreed upon, revealing that ur dad owns a brothel that you have a minimum wage job at.i'll let u have a third and final try since it's apparent u have nothin goin for u outside of ur dad helpin u. take ur time and maybe consult chat gpt.
weapskitz is in the locked discord right now but he's on mute. you guys want me to give him a message for you?
whiteboy sat back down
cavs u had a good season little girls
>>145899858Let’s see what Inceltics told us about his life?
>>145899895>nooooooo only the part about my mom being toilet isn’t real but you make minimum wage just like me Projection and your mother is a whore who works for my father’s pleasure, in your own words
mitchell gna retire after this game or he gna blame crack?
>>145899941>i work as a toilet cleaner at my dad's brothel but it's ok cuz i fantasize that i'm in a better position than i really amtold u u shoulda consulted chat gpt
>>145899935inceltic defended his daughter dating nothing but black dudes as well
mitchell needs to retiee from ball after this gamedon't come back nigga don't you are fucking trash
>>145899992>haha my mom’s a whore and is pimped out by your fatherYou killed him
>>145900011that was never said by me though, thus the fantasy>pretending to be a third party due to getting so thoroughly annihilatedi did kill u
>>145900029You are the only person ITT to call your mom a brothel working prostitute as a gottem, prove me wrong or your mom is a whore
this nigga mitchell straight up toom the L because he can the nba is a fucking jokein game tourney that nobody gives a fuck about because your regular season is a joke
>>145900045>my only hope is to cling to the fantasyyeah i already said that in the previous post, thanks for proving me right
>>145899888That was supposed to be Pipcuck. The 93 Bulls had no depth, the 94 Bulls had lots of depth. Pipcuck was supposed to step up, but as we all know he's Not That Guy
>>145900047stay mad faggot
>>145900061Like your fantasy of me working minimum wage at a job where your mom fucks dudes for money?
the regular season just to stat pad and launder moneyfuck the nba fuck the cavs fuck mitchell
>>145900074how much money did you lose?
My Celties would bootyblast these shit teams
>>145900101Maybe if their stars were injured
mitchell is a fucking loser who 100% smoked crack before the game dumb fuck shooting 0% and still won't pass cause he knows the game is a joke
>>145900107Actually the CeltDYNASTY beat both of them this season with their stars avaliable while we didn't have Porzingis :)
>>145900135>regular seasonYour Smellshits lose to Jimmy on any 8th seed
>>145900072my mom doesn't work at your dad's brothel nor does she fuck guys for money, nor did i ever say that though? you may prove otherwise if you canthanks for confirming your toilet cleaner job at your dad's brothel though
You niggas don't seriously bet money on this shit, right? lmao
>>145900146>your CeltGODS lost to a ringless bum one year and won a ring the next while the ringless bum still exists, ringless and bummyKekypow sick burn faggoli
>>145900150No you just *fantasize* about your mom working at a brothel owned by my dad where I make minimum wage, where we all use her as a toilet. Thanks for the clarification
>>145900152are you a fucking faggot like stfu
>>145900162>one year>won a ring Inceltic outright lying now, what Jimmy does to an entire fanbase
Now that the Celtics downloaded the Cavs and torrented it to the rest of the league - literally who can stop them from repeating?
>>145900166>what if i just keep repeating the same fantasy over and overyour dad fucks you at his brothel and he makes you clean the toilet after you shit out his cum roflmao that's disgusting bro!
>>145900194>if I start fantasizing about gay sex I win!Not sure whether the fantasy about your mom getting fucked and shitted on or this one is worse anon, but the reality is you’re still this triggered about working the day after Thanksgiving kek
>>145900188What part did I lie about? You certainly can't say it was the Jimmy is a ringless bum part lole
>>145900209clean that shitcum outta that toilet fagboihe makes u use ur tongue too doesn't he gross!
>>145900210Well it goes without saying Gaytum and Himmy don’t have rings, only difference is Jimmy will definitely get one as the guy on his team. Question is can Gayson keep from shooting his team out of contention?
>>145900192Nuggets beat Celtics.
>>145900226Didn't read your autism drivel btw. I don't waste my time with ringless bums
>>145900192StephGOD will pull it off again
>>145900224Is this what being raised by a prostitute and being confined to minimum wage jobs does to you? Force you to imagine homosexual incest rather than a way to improve your circumstances?
>>145900228Jokic can't do it when all his teammates are glorified G-Leaguers and WestMETHUSELAH.
>>145900248you got raised in a brothel where u got raped by your dad from birth i don't think u should point fingers at other people's upbringings
>>145900271>gay rape incest fantasies preceded by mom-prostitution fantasies Totally normal gainfully employed behavior, you sure you’re not that seething NEET?
>>145900243Then why do you like Gaytum?
>>145900296>getting upset at someone doing the same thing ur doing but way better at itu are confirmed a NEET bro what are u even sayingu couldn't get a job at a homosexual brothel even if u gave out freebies ofc i'm pullin ur chain
>>145900270Maybe one or 2 games go the way the game against Knicks went. No team can shoot 62% for 3pt in every game. But in a 7 game series Nuggets win.
>>145900312>doing the same thingNo, that’s the hilarious part I never called your mom a prostitute/toilet that worked at a brothel or imagined two men having sex as a strange self-own. You did all of that yourself, every accusation is an admission. Don’t you need to clock back in now?
yall apoligies don't be as loud as the disrespect
>>145900342u know u can scroll up and read the previous part in ur convo righti never said anything u claimed i said, but u have said every word i say you saidi'll even hold ur hand and go through the whole entire convo if u wanti know being raped is like breathing for u since u've experienced it ur whole life so it might be hard to tell when it's happening
I want to see Dick today
>>145900386Well what I did say is being unable to read would you hold back in life>my mom is such a hoe that your dad pimps her out for money and you get paid from those wages>you’re so gay that let me tell you the graphic ways two men could have sex with one anotherYou’re right about one thing, I could never come up with that kind of shit especially when I’m supposed to be working
>>145900409never said any of that, feel free to link the post where i did if u canu did admit that you work as a toilet cleaner for minimum wage at ur dad's brothel where u get raped by him though
>>145900135no de Andre or Dyson in first game
>>145900431>>145899721>>145900224Yes, your mother is a whore and you describe graphic gay sex to men you’re upset at on the internet. I don’t disagree with you and I could never come up with that sort of shit, it doesn’t even cross my mind especially on a holiday.
>open /nba/>look inside>it's gay sex
>>145900368We all like trae here
>>145900477>womenall women are my mom?nice one bro u should brag more about ur reading comprehension skills they're probably your strongest suitlooks like u got manhandled again but at least it wasn't ur dad this time, a new experience for u
>>145900502Yes, your mom is a woman retard holy shit. No wonder you’re buffing up floors at the airport. I know you’re an incel and gay but you shouldn’t talk about your mother like that, she fucked all of those dudes for money to put food on the table for you
>>145900493fake love for a fake league
>>145900527>yes your mother is all womenholy shit what an idiot u really can't readnot surprising since u spent ur life as a sex slave
Pumping...
>>145900553>my mom isn’t a part of all the women in the world I know you’re gay and have dick on the brain constantly but that doesn’t make your mom a tranny, the technology certainly wouldn’t have been there 30 years ago when she birthed a career pizza delivery driver
>>145900577>generic "women">that must mean ur mom cuz i have the reading ability of a preschooler, which i feel like i should brag about>i'm gonna talk about how my dad fucks me again too that'll show u
>>145900599>all women>nooooooo my mom isn’t a woman>here’s some more gay romance fantasy, that makes you gay bro Your mom working as a prostitute to provide for you isn’t the reason you’re a loser, it’s a daily choice. Nobody is making you write gay fantasies on the internet or disrespect your mother on the internet today, even if your manager made you work today
California mulattos are just different
>>145900493Yeah it's Weapschizo and the library guys, they're all flaming homosexuals
>>145900635>a group of women traveled to france>wtf that means ur mom was in that group of women too!!u don't have to keep proving that ur poorly educated that point has been well made
At what point does shame come into play?
>>145900663>all women traveled to France>but not my mom, she was too busy selling snatch Your mother is a hard working woman and I have respect for her, but you’re just a lil fag
Why are fewls acting like Lebron being above average as a 40 year old has anything to do with the GOAT debate?
>>145900683>all women work at my dad's brothellooks like u totally backed urself into a corner browho said that?link to that or u admit ur dad raped u from birth, u clean toilets at said brothel with ur tongue, and u make minimum wage doing it. good luck!
>>145900706LeBron’s only argument in the debate is his longevity since he won’t get the rings, MVPs or defensive accolades. Granted no one said Malone/Parish were the GOATs for most scored points and games played but with LeBron they move the goal
>>145900719Not all women in the world just your mom apparently
>>145900706it's some gay fallacy where they say "imagine how good he'd be if he was younger if he's this good!" but he was younger and he got annihilated
>>145900744i accept ur concession
>>145900777>concedes Tell your mom work resumes Monday, we have standards here
>>145900803>noooo i changed my mindbut we already went over whether or not she worked there and it was revealed that she doesn't and you have the reading ability of a 3 year old
>>145900669He always has that shit eating grinIt's so annoying but funny at the same time consider how garbage he is right now
>>145900820Just like you already backed out and conceded because you ran out of gay fantasies to write about? Search your memories, I’m sure you can recollect more
>>145900706Lebronz cultists and clutch shills pretend longevity matters. He's dragging Lakers down for years.
>>145900844i didn't back out, u did and i accepted, then u got upset about italso i rolled 777 which cements my victory even further
>>145900880I’m sure writing about gay shit on the internet and your mom prostituting seems like a victory from your position
>>145900889u missed the third 8, unlucky
>>145900902Waiting for numbers on 4chan the highlight of the Thanksgiving work week as well?
>>145900669It makes it funnier that he doesn't miss games
can assistant coaches get COTY? he's made Laravia, Huff and Pippen Jr. look like near all stars
>>145900938also attracts female fans to the games in large masses
>>145900956inceltic…
who's in
>>145900938the grizz were making randoms look good before he got there
>>145900669They traded a lot of things for him
>>145900669You really think any of these dudes care about playing bad? Lmao there’s a certain threshold of wealth when crossed literally nobody can tell you shit. Almost all nba players fall into that category
1. Wilt2. Curry3. Jordan4. Kareem 5. Shaq6. Bird
145901451
The Pelicans are so bad
Aldamabros we cooking today
KINO dropping soon...
>>145901515They're getting flagg
>>145901024add santi to the list
>lebum is -15.9 on/offit's over
>>145901260He could have had fun and made millions in Brooklyn without the stinkers
CLEVELAND CAVALIERS IS A FRAUD
>>145901716
>>145901717They were never going to keep his bum ass over 5 first round picks, he regressed last year on both ends
>>145901717He got traded
>The 17-3 Cleveland Cavaliers have been eliminated from NBA Cup contention
>>145901849Are you retarded? They threw the game because they don’t want to play 83 when contending
>>145901977they are done bro get over it
>>145902035Tell me all the IST winners that went on to win the chip, it’s a cope for the try hard teams with no post-season aspirations
>>145901849KwabCouldn’t be my pisties
>>145902056this year when the bucks do it
let's go bulls make the IST the joke it is
>>145902078Your Pissshits couldn’t win 17 games in a season
>>145901977If they’re so good they could just rest their players at the end of the season after they lock up the 1 seed
What was Jordan doing at age 40 can someone check?
>>145902127They very well could but they’re also not going to play 83 and give themselves a disadvantage. They also didn’t play Wade, Okoro, or Levert in the Inceltics game because they don’t want to use their plays against them in the regular season First time watching a contending team? My Cavs showed the entire world in 2016 what it is and what it ain’t to be champion, regular season record does not matter
>Cavs when they get a shred of playoff atmosphere
>>145902194Didn’t Jokic get benched in the clutch against the Warriors for Demarcus Cousins who was out the league the very next season?
>>145902179
>>145902179>They also didn’t play Wade, Okoro, or Levert in the Inceltics game because they don’t want to use their plays against them in the regular seasonLeast obvious 'eap 'zo post
>>145902232>no argument >>145902234If I was the Miami Heat Chad-fan I’d point to the fact the Celtics were the 1st seed in 2023 and lost to Jimmy’s 8th, regular season doesn’t matter and IST damn sure doesn’t.
>>145902261>If I was the Miami Heat Chad-fanSeriously man you don't have to make it this obvious
>>145901662He’s going to the Nets. Joe Tsai did the league a favor by trading Harden/Durant/Kyrie where they wanted to go. That debt needs to be paid.
>>145902309I accept your concession on all basketball related matters
>>145902314They’re not sending the great white cope to the Knicks’ little sister franchise
>>145902319>>145902319You're the world's biggest loser and faggot desu. Accept that bitch.
>>145902331They are. Joe Tsai already paid for him.
>>145902365Damn she’s salty
>>145902371He’s going to Washington, the Nets aren’t getting a top 5 pick they disrespected the game/fucked up viewership by tanking twice in multiple decades
>>145902141Polishing off his 6 rangs
>when the new coach’s power level is far higher than anticipated and he on demon time ruining the tank so u just gotta pull da whole dam team off the courtdont care Jordi the goat still prolly win wit this
LEAVELAND LAVS
>>145896478Jut as many as Iverson
I can point out facts as well ‘eap ‘zo
>>145902743*
Regular season>IST>playoffs. That’s the order of importance factually. The playoffs are just a contest of who’s a decent team who either got lucky or sandbagged their stars the best to not be injured at the end of the season. Almost nothing to do with who is actually best. IST is early in the season and everyone is still pretty fresh, so it’s just a better playoffs. Regular season is the biggest sample size, it says factually how you did against the rest of the league over the whole season and is the best indicator of who is actually the best. There’s no debating this
>>145902775the mental gymnastics inceltics fans have to tell themselves, knowing they have no chance of getting another *
>>145902544Teams like Washington, Philly, and Utah just suck way too badly. It's over dude
>>145902424The league has never, and will never, care enough about the Wizards to give them a #1 marketable instant superstar, Ted Leonsis doesn’t have that kind of pull, he isn’t a tribesmen, there’s no need for a contending in D.C. and the Knicks make money no matter what. He’ll be a Net. Joe Tsai already paid for him by eating Simmons’ contract, trading Harden, Durant and Irving where they wanted to go without complaining too much/asking for too much in return. The backroom handshake has already been made, Cooper Flagg will be a Brooklyn Net.
Lord, I'm begging you for a double Celshits/Weapshits beatdown today. We need this.
>>145902801Nets are getting the 8th pick and drafting the next Nicolas Claxton
incredible how shitty memphis are at memechucks but still manage to be 2nd in offensive ratingand their players arentt even close to celtics tier either
>>145902753Not an argument
go wuffs
the pels roster is scary as fuck if healthy. A shame that they're cursed and Zion is a fat fuck
>>145902910This is why silver gave wemby to the spurs. Poverty franchises deserve nothing.
>>145902898I’m afraid we flew too close to the sun last season
>>145902952yeah...I'm just hoping we actually make playoffshope the team starts getting on the same page
oh yeah we fine in da west
>>145903015Ja seems kinda based bros...
Shart is only two wins behind the Celtics right now, let's talk about it
Back in high school I used to bus it to the dance
with everyone injured for the nets sosho about to drop 8 points tonight
I’m the puppet master and this general is my strings
>>145903360What would you like us to do, master?
>>145903360Skitz just because you half played Master of Puppets on guitar in the LD doesn't mean you can say this
what are some basketball moments that made you say >WUUUUUUTTT DAA HEEEELLLLLLLL OHHH MAI GAAAAWWWDD NO WAAYEEYAYAYAAYAA BOOOOYYY
>>145903360skitz cooked here
VOLUMES
I ejaculated into a pair of my cousin’s underwear then found out she’s almost 40 :/
Why the hell is the court Nickelodeon slime green?
>>145903590NBA has too many viewers and ratings are at an all time high, so it needs viewer reduction shit like that. Dyke commentary in unatural deep cartoonish voice as well.
>>145903489WHOS THAT COMING OFF THE PICK AND ROLL THERE BOY
>>145903360inceltic really didn’t Iike this one…
>>145903489I remember that time the black guy with the weird hair did the thing after scoring.
>>145903583Get back in the LD weapskitz. And turn off your music please...
A 15 minute first post cool down timer? What kind of gay as fuck bullshit is this? There is no way the spam increased that much from last season to this season.Anyways, all that waiting just to say the wolves are playing like dogshit this year.
on a scale of 1-10 jayson tatum is fuckin trash
>>145903360‘cord didn’t like this one bit
>>145903750they gotta log ur ip so they can start tracking all ur posts
>>145903750It’s funny cause the same spammers just bypass it anyways. Lee is still shitting up boards and ban evading on a Canadian proxy to this day
Holy shit THE Lonzo Ball is playing?!
>>145903750I think they did it for the election since /pol/sissies couldn’t handle the BBCbantz
>>145903801>lee Who?
Bench Scrotum
>>145903802big baller brand is BACK
why was I cursed to be a fan of this poverty organization
>my Gleague hospital nets STILL having a close game with the 3 seedyea we not getting cooper its over jordi finna get coty doe
>your projected starting fivewe got our white boys out
>>145903866Cavs got outed as a fraud im happy asl
>>145903896Replace Lebron with Jokic and 3 easy rings come to this starting 5 and Gabe Vincent. Even Bronny gets a ring.
>>145903866>>145903911>>145903951consider death.
>>145904010It’s embarrassing.
Franz Wagner having another huge game, 21pts in the 1st half so far. yksHe is well on his way to getting 2nd place in MVP voting to Jokic.
>>145904068How can you be a basketball fan and hate on black dudes. Also his weap got bailed out by the Martin brother who’s mixed in ‘23 was it?
>>145903952>DK starts>Laker winerrrrry single time, the rookie is the keystone of the franchise.
>>145904089>2nd in mvp That right belongs to Tatum
2x NBA Champion Chris Boucher is a BUM
>bitchell>cavstotal frauds
>sniper pass >then a brick 3MY SCROTUM NEEDS DICK
>>145904104not even the mvp of his own team. with porzingis back gaytum is at tops the 3rd best player on the team.
Lol
Celtix gonna lost to the Bulls
gamblechads our raptors pistons and bulls looking good
We really have guys named Dick and Battle out there....
>>145904244One of them is a legit manlet
>>145904257Cute!
if Celtics(chucks, 3) {>= "40%";Celtics win; }else {Celtics lose;}
>>145904257Don’t forget Ja’Kobe!
>>145904280???
>buy a jersey >frame it then hang itdo normies really? ishyddt
>>145904089It’s a BAWBY BAWB world
>>145904299Celties finna win cuz they be taken em from deep
>AE 7 points in the 1st half on 25% shootingdude sux
She wants my attention so bad
He has my attention so bad (Dick)
>>145904365>aye Ant we on a 4 game loss streak you got a good performance in you?
Jimmy Cuckler sucks more ass than Bam Adebayo at a gay bar
Nuggets keep having these long ass breaks for some reason
>>145904365He's shook. If wolves lose this they might blow it up
this heat court is ugly as fuck
my rapshits :)going toe to toe with the NBA Championship hopefuls, the Miami Heat
>>145904637we don't use the c-word slur here, champ
>>145904525But do we want to win?
>>145904652we can rub it in
the running of the bulls
>ant yelling AYE REF so loud it could be heard on the broadcastkwab
Wait
WTFMY RAPTOR NEEDS FLAGGSTOP SUCKING DICK FUCKING MIAMI
>heat and celtics both down to tanking teams
>>145904842Relax brodie it's still the beginning of the 3rd. Cryami can still win this.
Whatever team the bong roots for I will root against in hopes he kills himself
>>145904795they should make "AYE" an auto ejection because it annoys me
Why is Halliburton a bum now
>>145904867based
>>145904891Betraying the black race drained him of his powers
larsson is a dawg
>>145904867Kek you seeing this IreCHAD? Blud is malding
>>145904914He's calling in the 'cord...
is Bruce Brown retired? haven't seen him in forever
>>145904942He got the bag after winning a fluke ring and now he's scamming my rapshits
YESWE'RE LOSING
>Gobert whiffs a dunk and a layup in two minutesthey trade KAT to keep this guy
>>145904927Type like a normal human being and I won't misread
>GOGURT
>>145904990They trade KAT since Goobert has an unmovable contract.
>>145904914We dont even have to argue to make em seethe anymore our existence is enough lol
>dear adam, i see that the celtics game is very close. we would be very saddened if the defending champs were not in the nba cup! please take care of this...
>TWolves choked another double digit lead
>>145905015KWAB
>>145905015Next MJ will fix this trust the plan sisters
>Heat let my Rapties go on an 8-0 runCOME ON MAN
>>145905029>AHHH I CAN'T GUARD KYRIE
Uhh cryami, we're trying to give you the win here.....
WE SEE YOU JAMES HARDEN
a harden classic
>>145904842It's over man, east sucks too bad
Darko, I COMMAND you to put in Bruno Fernando and Garrett Temple RIGHT NOW
VINTAGE HARGOAT
>Celtics in a dog fight against the bulls
I really hope the wolves lose so we can see ANT's meltdown continue
how can harden put up so many shots and still get 11 assists
>>145905108Next MJ's shooting 6/20, he shooting tour dates.
>suns vs warriors tommorowKD definitely on his burners rn
>Jimmy Butler's free throw rate is .74 per FGABiggest fraud in the league
>>145905114He’s him
That JB Dunk!!!!
>dubious handles
Raptiebros, Poeltl is too good for us to tank and he doesn't fit the timeline. Which team with a young center prospect can we trade with so we can get some picks for Poeltl?
Ayoooo that individual’s handle is dubious at best!
what exactly does gobert do that won him dpoy that he does better than AD
>>145905150I can't believe we went all in and traded a first round pick for the Missing Piece....
>>145905181We traded the year's first round pick then blew it up that same year...
>>145905150Nuggets have an eternal C prospect in Zeke Nnaji
>>145905174Gobert has baby hands for a dude 7'1
>>145905202We were in win now mode with that stacked roster....please understand...
Franz Wagner finished with 29/8/8 after sitting the last 5 minutes of garbage time because he had the W locked up early.
PRITCHGOD
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
clips choked that
>flippers
Pritchard is the secret sauce.
Pritchard is reaching levels of retarded play not thought possible
PP carrying those jays scrubs :)
are the clippers retarded
Payton Pritchard MVP face of the league best player in the history of the NBA.Get out of the way, Payton Pritchard beats your favorite team
LUCKYU ASS FUCKING WOLVES BITCH ASSAS NMOTHERFUCKERS TBUTTSLDDF
Was it getting rid of Russ that made the Clippers better? Or was it getting rid of PG? Or is it just Kawhi being out and the team turning into a Harden system?
>WE BEAT ANOTHER SUB .500 EAST TEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM
yeah I'm thinking my wuffs are back :)
MY RAPTIES WITH THE TYPICAL 3RD QUARTER COLLAPSE :)
Ok, now that's just bullshit.
Zingus
the dream of the IST missing the celtics is over
>>145905174NBA gives foreign players special treatment because they want to market the league globally, thats why him Embiitch & Webm get marketed so heavily even though they suck. France is a big media market and even more importantly French is one of the world's most spoken languages.
>>145905275Russ was making a minimum and now looks good at Denver. PG was making a max and now looks like dogshit in Philly.
>>145905295so if gobert didn't win le dpoy, the frenchies would be livid?
so what team bites the bullet and sends somebody at Porzingis' knee
Heat is Jaime Jaegerjaquez's team
>>145905275Remember the reports about PG talking about how the role players had to do more on defense and shit? But he himself wouldn't? Shit like that gets guys to half ass when they play because nothing they say or do will override a "star". There are a lot of things you can do as a teammate to help motivate others (effort on defense, passing to players to get a block/steal on a fast break, getting guys involved beyond catch and shoot opportunities) but if you can iso well enough to get points coaches are too chicken shit to force you to play well. Look at Luka.
fitting lavine would get that record, considering the meaninglessness of it while having his career wasted here
>>145905326They need to get my hermano Jaquez off this shit team and on to an actual contender...
>celshits>11.5 point favoritesthe worst 15-3 team i've seen just like the 11-1 kansas city frauds
feels like this is going to be a buzzer beating game winner lavine game :)
My wolvies won
Just score the easy points you retards!
>>145905342As long as his not playing for the Celshits, Lakeshits or the 76shitxers Im fine.
>>145905220>>145905202Would've won it all if not for that Defrozen daughter bullshit.
>>145905344>Celtics win again>They didn't win by enough
WE
it's time to hate watch the lakers faggot
Silver should be investigated for allowing jrue and porzingis to boston
JB has been bad this year :)
>>145900938This man will eventually get his recognition. This Grizzlies GM/staff has always been good at finding gems but Iisalo has been a perfect match. Wouldn't mind if he could be groomed to be next HC.
>>145905450how the fuck can they afford all those niggas
>>145905460Silent protest for the victims of palestine #iykyk
ScottGOD on trippie dubbie watch
>>145905465Current owners are selling the team, and the two frontrunners to buy it are Bezos and some trillion dollar arab oil group.
>Harchoke
>SGA vs the IST Lakersthis game is going to have 40+ free throws
reminder that GAYBE VINCENT is HITLER
Man, pacers are not even fun to watch
SGA tearing up LeBussy rn desu
Hauser baby
how is bronathan james jr. still outhis injury is 100% fake
kek, Scottie didn't even try defending Butler and Butler still missed
prich with 29 points and 8 rebounds jeez
>>145905525Technically they fully can't because in the last CBA there was a clause put in specifically about arab oil funds, something to the effect that they can only own like up to 25% of a franchise or some shit, to prevent them from just being able to outspend every other team with their literal trillions of dollars.They'd still be able to spend high but it has like some diminishing value against the softcap.
>>145905465They're OK with being in the 2nd apron since of course they won 1 ring and might as well keep this core together until Porzingis, Horford and Jrue retire/leave. They don't care about only having vet mins now or having their first rounder at the end of the first round no matter what. It's that other teams on the doorstep of the 2nd apron don't think they're that close to winning a championship and ducked it.
>>145905525You can't really do it with the second apron.You can resign your own guys, but getting free agents is next to impossible. That is why Grayson Allen got a huge contract from PHX. They were over the apron so their only option was to resign him, and his agent got a huge price for him.
Better than Steve NashBetter than Jason KiddBetter than Jason WilliamsBetter than John StocktonBetter than Bob CousyHe is Payton Pritchard :)
>>145905597>They're OK with being in the 2nd apronIrv Grousbeck is most certainly not ok with it.
TRIPPIE DUBBIE
>>145905610better than gayson gaytum too
PAYTON PRITCHARD BEATS YOUR TEAM
new>>145905684>>145905684>>145905684>>145905684>>145905684>>145905684
The Celtics really may not make the NBA Cup KOs because if point differential and because they lost to the Hawks lmao
I'm leaving here with something
>>145905610What is it with White players dominating the NBA? I thought negroes were supposed to be good at basketball
ill do it myself.
>>145905917
Hooray my Celtics won again! :^)I think we’re gonna win another ‘chip this year!
500
>>145899854>most decoared run of all timeNope, that would be my '11 Mavvies. Cope. I love this nigga like you wouldn't believe. I can't believe there brain dead faggots that actually think Luka will surpass our German God.
Again?
Kobe
I'm starting to think that Kobe is the GOAT...
>>145911042
8 and 24
Let’s bring it to an end
