Am I a weirdo? Love my steak with honey and mixed berries
>>151716644I'll eat berries as a desert but honey on steak? Eww
>MFW I wake up and see that Travis is hurtBeing a Jags fan is suffering
Who's ready for DEFENSE?
Woins>>151716644Dov tier post
He’s been battling injuries all season
what the fuck is this guy doing to his players?
>>151716685His main injury is being a fat fuck
>>151716644nah, you're just white
chiefs deniers dont have any real argument as to why they think chiefs are busted/washed/shark jumped. they just screech because of their blond hatred for something that is popular, aka, they are faggot contrarians. nick wright has time and time again proven everyone in this stupid general wrong and so have the chiefs.bunco webm faggot can get fucked
what are your kids going to be for Halloween? puckers, vikeks, and queefsfags need not answer since buttpirates don't procreate
>leaves New York>happy >successful must suck to live in New York
>he has kids and still browses 4chan
>>151716669>2 career wins against teams above .500
>>151716738Locked in the basement like every day
>>151716669My chiefs are gonna booty blast this guy so hard
>>151716624kek
>>151716724We don't claim him
>>151716751
Onions seethe
>>151716727>chiefs are busted/washed/shark jumped.I don't know about that, but I know they're not going to win the owl this year.
>>151716789just because bo nix is the 2nd most overrated QB in the league doesn't mean im a queefs fan
>>151716763>3 more weeks until /ourguys/ the Denver Broncos decimate the CoofsCan't wait
>>151716727This is inarguably true. You can tell it's true because Chiefs haters often don't have anything substantive to retort with and just go off on sophomoric tangents or resort to childish mocking like the Jakposter who green texts everything I post as if it's some gotcha and then everyone else in the thread will pile on in a desperate attempt to affirm some sense being in the right when at the end of the day, all of my posts get to them because they know I'm right. At least the flu webms are funny, I'll give them that.
>>151716743NYC is the greatest city in the country. They only people that hate on it are retarded flyover hicks who are both too poor, and too stupid to live there
>Nashvillesee they got the halloween decoration out huh
>>151716795how long before caleb pushes ben johnson to this point
>>151716797can my stats guy check if this has ever been done before or is this ageigami
>>151716763
>>151716828Caleb is progressing finely in Ben Johnson's bussy system.
Is there even a team that has achieved more scorigami coded games than the chiefs? They are like the dr. strange of the NFL cinematic universe
The halftime show should just be 30 minutes of the Macarena or the Hokey Pokey
>>151716644I mean... I'd try it.
My team doesn't play until the late afternoon. Why early game should I watch the fill the time?
>>151716848fucking faggot
>>151716848I think the Seahawks were involved in almost half of the scoragami's last decade, they had one a year for a few years straight at one point
>Hallow’s Eve>no cozy NFC shitter beatdownhorrid existence. the US has fallen so far
>>151716859You're only mad because you know he is correct.
>>151716854broncos at texans has spaghetti potential
What to the voices in Tua's head scream at him?
>>151716899My boss's wife died today and I want to find ways to subtlety remind him of her when he comes back because I hate him.
>>151716899Both defenses are just going to push each other's shit in. 6-10 final score
>>151716906There’s probably more Lamar fans than Dolphins fans in south Florida currently desu
Blo Dix lmao
>>151716859Turn your monitor on
How can a 16 year old afford this?
>>151716828Next week when he overthrows a wide open receiver
>>151716821I know this is just a shit post but people do think like this. I’ve been to most major American cities and metro areas and NYC isn’t great. Why do people who live there think this? The only think I liked about NYC was some of the pizza I had but I think Detroit style pizza is the best pizza on the planet
>>151716763I can't wait to see that
>>151716907Start dating a girl that looks just like his dead wife and tell him about how you fuck her
>>151716931Probably Woody Johnson's kid
>>151716828two days
>>151716942>I think Detroit style pizza is the best pizza on the planet
>>151716945I was thinking about digging up her dead body and anonymously gifting him her head
>>151716685So has everyone else in the league
>>151716907he's going to be fucked up for a while with or without your reminderst. widower
>>151716965>>151716945No one is laughing
>>151716965Not very subtle
It feels good knowing that every year I can root for Jordan Love, Caleb Williams, and Patrick Mahomes.
>>151716978>StellarVoidAre you trans by any chance
>>151716965>>151716945Everyone is laughing.
mike mcdaniel just needs more time...
>>151716906lol>Shut up while Tua is cooking
>>151716983That depends on if you can bring me the Kiwi's ass
>>151716965>get fired>get arrested for grave digging>get an additional charge for desecrating a corpse
>>151716974>>151716986Samefag
>tranny namefaggot pipes upaaaand the thread is ruined. stop replying to these troons
>>151716978>tripfag>picks the 3 gayest faggots in the entire league to root forpottery
>>151716978
>>151716993QRD on picrel? Why does this keep getting posted?
>>151717002>>151717005I'll stop posting after I fuck the Kiwi in the ass
>>151716996You can't prove it me was me
>>151716795same vibes
>>151717120MinaMinaThe sperm cleaner
chiefs -2.5 is literally free money and I am a bills fan.
>>151717120Loved her facial abuse vid
>Is there even a team that has achieved more scorigami coded games than the chiefs? They are like the dr. strange of the NFL cinematic universe
Baby schedule make ya seethe?
>>151717218we're due for another scorigami
Is Jordan Love a good white QB?
>>151717245How did they get a picture from opposite land?
>>151717245Jordan HATE
>marches on
>>151716828I feel like Ben will bench him if he has to. he doesn't fuck around
Mike McSNEEDniels
>>151716906Every game for him is the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan.
>>151716906Why hasn’t Goydell forced this nigga to retire? He’s clearly fucking cooked from all the concussions
Give Ben Johnson a white QB and the Bears will be a contender
Stafford retiresMcVay retires for a few yearsAndy Reid retiresMcVay gets hired by KCfuture of the leagueStafford would be a 4x SB winning QB outside of the Lions.
>>151717372Tyler "starts in the Bears first playoff win in years" Bagent
>>151717378>xhey tried to convince me Daniels was washed
>>151717378>Jaxson DartI'm confused is he good? Is there going to be a Jaxson Dark Danny Dimes arc?
>>151717245He's 50% white and 100% elite
Will McDaniel do his job and lose every game on the Dolphins schedule?
reminder
>>151717372He already has an ascending GODleb.>>151717379Any day now, bro.
>>151717531Yummy
>>151717372Mitchie is still out there
>>151717531I'm a Raiders fan btw, if that matters
>>151717531There it is
GMs should be on the firing block before coaches. A good roster is 65-70% of the team. How many coaches would fuck up the Eagles?
>>151717659Chip Kelly did it in one season
>>151717683didn't he have considerable control over the roster? i remember him trading away a bunch of great players
>>151717659Good coaches make rosters look good
Chimp Kelly
>>151717426>50% white no such thing
>>151717696Yup, he was given complete control of the roster and had the final say over everything just like Belichick and Carroll did, but unlike those two he destroyed a Super Bowl caliber roster instead of building one from the ground up
>>151717704We don't use that kind of talk around here.
>>151717378I'm not convinced this chart necessarily has anything to do with the QB.
My big sis and I are fucking ready for Sunday
>>151717706It's 2025. A lot of crackers are going to have to start making some exceptions or else they're going to have nobody to cheer for.
>>151716751>>151716763
>Blo Dix
>>151717808perfect coverage = receivers can't separate
>>151717833>My big sis and I are fuckingTargaryens?
>>151717531Fuck, gimme some of dat. My local Popeyes charges 5 bucks for one of these.
kek what a dead as shit genny
>>151717874It's Halloween
>>151717874too many low quality garbage posts = skip until the next one. See you later anon.
>>151717856Sure but what if they're really good at contested catches
>>151717404He's elite but unfortunately on the giants/haunted by skats injury
Hard to enjoy all hallows eve knowing that my kangz are gonna get an absolute beat down on Sunday
Bix Nood
Mary Sue?more likeMarry me!!!
>>151718106Im coming for that ass
>>151718105very easy to enjoy all hallows eve knowing that my iggles are on a comfy bye week and I get to have all day stress free redzone
>>151717531they only do this shit in California
>>151716750I'm 63 years old
>>151716727>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefshttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers
>>151718146Do your testicles really start sagging heaps when you get that old? I've heard rumors
>>151716644that sounds great, now that you had me think of it. i think i'd miss the potatoes m, though.
>>151718110Even old asian grandmothers like Star Wars.
Who gives out ice cream on Halloween?? I can't believe they'd do patti like that
>>151718167All of your skin starts sagging when you get old, retard
>>151718236Patrick Mahomes is you and instead of eating a turd, you'll be sitting me and my sister's dick
>>151718269>you'll be sitting me and my sister's dickThe internet was so much better before you fucking pajeets got access to it
>>151716692The weak are culled in sacrifice to his massive playbook. ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD AND HIS HIGH PRIEST SHANNY.
>>151718236No way is this real?
>>151716715When will you fools learn? Dadbod mode is the IDEAL FORM of a QB. It's literally peak performance.
>>151718304Yup it's real. patti was trick or treating over in New Zealand yesterday and someone left his a huge batch of ice cream. They said they couldn't find a container for it so he should "eat up while it's steaming hot" which was weird to me but patti didn't seem to question it
>>151718147>Queefsfags have no reply to thiskek
>>151718329I imagine it's hard to form a reply to that when only having stats of what mutthomes did before the age of 30
The debate is over
projected standings
>>151718460you'd have to be smoking both rocks and dick to come up with this faggotbabble
>>151718465which team do you support?
>>151718460panthers getting in over the shehawks and commies would be something
>>151718475the White mans team
>>151718485ah so thats why youre triggered. unfortunately for your lions, they cant play the easiest schedule in the league every year.
>>151718491it's not even just about the Lions even if thinking the puckers could possibly win the division is preposterous, you really think the Clots are going to tank the rest of the season?
>>151718505the packers and lions are decent teams in an overall mid division. one will barely win it over the other.the colts have massively overperformed with daniel jones and still have to play pit, kc, hou x2, jax x2, and sf. theyll lose at least 3-4 of those.
>broncucks getting gaped in trap game>kweefs wiping the floor with the bills per usual>raiders sneaking a meme winyeah, I'm ready for sunday kino
>>151718460It would be kino if the Ravens were the first team since the 2018 Colts to start 1-5 and make the playoffs. Not counting my chickens but I can see the path. That's it the Steelers defence really is plonked>>151718485Dan Campbell dressed as Marilyn Monroe for a Halloween party years back apparently kek
>>151718446Is Stafford the only one with 7 games on this list?
bro they fucking killed off mp4s again???why???
>>151718546Broncos-Texans should be a banger. Two truly great defences. I'll be surprised if it's not a one score game either way
>>151718561Believe so. Now he's got Puka back too. Saints are in for a dicking
>>151718568Did they really?
>>151718603Yup it's probably going to be another Seahawks Saints where the game is over before halftime
>>151718568Wtf webms don't work either
>>151718546Broncos/Texans isn't a trap. Both know they're coming up against difficult defenses
>>151718646HIIIIIRROOOOOOOO
>>151718568Apparently someone was dumping CP in a /v/ sticky but I'm not going to verify if it's true or not
>white people in charge of cookingdisgusting
>>151718460Houston isn't getting a wild card spot, that goes to either Steelers or Chargers. I'm not so sure about Panthers getting into the wild card either but the rest of the teams kinda suck too. Rams are winning NFC West easily, 49ers have been fluking these past wins.
>literally every other website can figure it out>this shithole can'ti'm still mad we can't use vids with sound outside /gif/ and /wsg/ because these retards can't fix the sound spam exploit after ~13 fucking years. we put a man on the moon 7 years after JFK gave the order btw
>>151718568mp4s are soulless, webms are soulful
>>151718746Just hang out on the sharty
>>151718746Being able to post mp4s with sound on here would quickly turn this place into reddit cringe, I hope they never do that.
My dad had the nerve to tell me that he's proud of me today. As if he didn't spend my entire life talking about how much he hated being my dad and how he wished he had a different son. Anyways, I told him that I've always hated him and wanted him to die in the most painful way imaginable. Also, i'm not sending him anymore money. Starve to death, you stupid fuck.
>>151718810Wrong board, tranny
>>151718290I'm white, you dumb faggot. Guess what, nearly every poster that you whine about and accuse of being Indian is most likely another fucking white dude shitposting and rustling your jimmies.
>>151718568why can't we have nice things? I blame bitchknees
Bitchknees got a new trip
>>151718810Does your dad like Jenny?
>>151718860No, but he would like your asshole when we both take turns fucking the shit out of it. I can't wait until I go to New Zealand. I'm actually going to fuck you.
>>151718810
Happy Halloween bros!Keep Pounding
>>151718881My dick is bigger than yours
You sound upset. Did you not receive a janitor application acceptance email?
>>151718886.....the Kiwi's bussy. I can't wait to get into his loose asshole.
>>151718460>nanners 1 seedI want to belive but I don't. If you could fix this so the lambs miss the playoffs it would be perfect.
>>151718810Bad dad BTFO
Dov knows ball
>>151718894Anyone would be upset without having your sweet ass next to them at night.
>>151718460ok this is starting to get spooky...
>>151718923I would probably be open to putting Dart in the bottom of the top 10, but 4 is just silly.
Who's this new tripfag and why is he so angry
>>151718767you do understand that you're not legally obligated to click every video posted, right?
>Kiwi is a confirmed future rape victimI didn't have this on my 2025 /nfl/ bingo card
>>151718810based. i despise my family
>>151718941Mindbroke so bad by the kiwi that he made a trip just to bosses over his ass
>>151718810Anybody who didn't watch football with their dad growing up doesn't know ball. I make sure to go over to my parents every Sunday so my dad doesnt have to watch the game alone.
>>151718941>>151718941Im not angry, just horny
>>151718935You could swap him with Dak and the list would be fine but that wouldn’t put food on the Kleiman table
>>151718963Your dad has AIDS. I gave them to him.
im just tryna play battlefield 6 and shitpost but ive got trick or treaters
>>151718971AIDS is singular you fucking retarded ESL.
>>151718983Not the AIDS I have.
>>151718974Turn your lights off
God I wish I was getting my back blown out, anyway I don't think the Cowboys will win tomorrow
what team even takes tua from miami if they want to move on
>>15171901849ers
>>151719028No way. Hurting an already injury prone player won't give Shanahan the sick thrill he craves. What is dead may never die.
>>151719018Maybe the Cardinals and Dolphins could switch overpaid retards and try to make it work
NFL schemes use the same passing concepts that QBs have been using since they were in middle and high school. What is it specifically about the NFL game that makes the transition so difficult? Is it the defenses, is it the level of athletes that they're facing, is it the tighter passing windows? Also, I don't understand how it's so hard to throw with anticipation and lead someone to where only they can catch it when passing. I've intuitively understood that and have been doing it since I was a kid.
test
okay we got our webms and mp4s back
happy bussyween
>>151719003nah, im getting in the festive spirit. I put on Friday the 13th part 3 (it sucks) and will hand out some candy to these little heathens
>>151719096troy's smirk always gets me
>>151719096not working
>>151719018Jets
Two generational busts. Brutal franchise the Jags are.
>>151719096the second hand embarrassment I feel in this clip is intense
>>151719137>babby's first awkward exchange
>>151718725Lawry was white
>>151719131works for me
>>151719142each one hurts more than the last
>retards on 4channel.com think the mods turned off webms and mp4s because someone posted leaked government info on /k/I swear its always the same made up story. This site is just buggy and dated
>>1517189231. Josh Allen2. Jaxson Dart3. Daniel Jones4. Bo Nix5. Drake Maye6. Justin Herbert7. Matthew Stafford8. Brock Purdy9. Sam Darnold10. Aaron Rodgers
>>151719152>leaked files on /k/I've been out all day, give me a QRD on what kind of files
>>151719135Tlaw isn't a bust. He needs to go to a serious franchise.
>>151719150Im 31 and people still laugh at me as soon as they look at me or I walk into a room. I remember giving a short lecture when I was a TA in college and some bitch started snickering when I walked up to the podium. I made sure to treat her like complete shit in the lab for the rest of the semester. She almost broke down crying once.
>>151719028hell no
>>151719168Alien footage and documented eye witness accounts of other dimension encounters. We are closer to the truth with each slip upThey don’t want us to know what really happened in miami last year on january 1st
>>151718941Notice how Bitchknees is nowhere to be seen
>>151719152Found the glowie
>>151719204Time to test your hypothesis.
>>151719191kek, you are fucking delusional. It’s been proven that was just a bunch of rowdy kids goofing off in the mall
>>151719183Sweety...
TEST
>>151719234The fact that you would post this on this website is frankly disturbing
>>151719258Why did you post my nickname as your trip? Stop trying to dox me.
This place is more dead than my sex life
Where is everyone?
>>151719191>Alien footage andso nothing
happy halloween /nfl/
>>151719451jannies went on a rampage a week ago and handed out a bunch of 30 day bans, lots of people don't have alt accounts unfortunately
>>151719486Yeah it was a power trip. Slaughter by the jannies
>>151719451I plonked them all
>>151719486They must've been inspired by the reffies.
>>151719096and we're back
I just like American football bros
>>151719018Dude's gotta retire. He's taken too many hits to the noggin
>>151719671yikes
>>151719486I don't blame them. After all the gore posting when the Broncos beat the Giants they must be a bit fed up
>>151719671That's a very provocative statement. I don't know about this one cuhh
>>151719152what I head was more like it was because of an angry autist spamming cheese pizza on /v/ or the mods breaking something when making the /v/ sticky>>151719191now that sounds more like /x/ shit
>>151719671
>>151719671:O
My dick in the Kiwi's ass
>>151716978Looks like I have to add to this image. You just know the league will refball another effeminate mutt into “GOAT” status.
saying hunter needs to “le pick a side!!!” is one of the most casual non-ball knower takes in sports right now
>>151719671Ngl gayest shit I ever read tbqh famalamadingdong
>Tua over Herbert>Waddle over Sewell>Traded our 3rd overall pick to the 9ers so we could’ve also picked Jamarr Chase>Liam Eichenberg over Creed Humphrey>Jalen Wright over Bucky Irving>Austin Jackson over Justin Jefferson>Igbinoghene over Jonathon Taylor>Charles Harris over TJ WattIt's over
>>151718558absolutely would
>>151719992i get it, but also you can do this for literally every GM in the league
Season’s on the line your team needs a qb. Lamar, Mahomes, Stafford, or Goff?
>>151720169Easily Mahomes
>>151720169Mahomes > Stafford > Goff > Lamar
>>151720169It depends. Is it flu season?
Hmm a statpad playoff choker, a statpadder, a goof, and a battle-hardened champion with more playoff wins than the rest of them combined…. Hmm tough call, Anon.
>Hmm a statpad playoff choker, a statpadder, a goof, and a battle-hardened champion with more playoff wins than the rest of them combined…. Hmm tough call, Anon.
>>151720387That was my post and I literally look like that lmao
kill yourselves trannycordies
Where's she hiding that lightsaber?
>>151720169The one who's 1.000 in Super Bowls.
>>151720122I don't work for you anon
>>151720575I love Asian milfs. I'm dating one right now.
>>151720676That's a dude lmao
>>151720765nah you are
rate joshie's wife's halloween costume
>>151720886
>>151720838Fuck you buddy
>>151720910
>>151720886>>151720910halloween is boring now that women dress revealing all the time
>>151717120My beautiful wife has all of the same hobbies as me
>>151720886She looks African American
>>151720910>>151720886Isnt it kind of cheating to go as yourself, or at least a character she played?
>>151721014No but it was cheating when she fucked that black guy (me) when Josh was at practice.
>>151720971She has a lot of African American DNA in her.
>>151720886hailey CONFIRMED for having an affair with JJ
>>151720575Good lord she is so mid
this is joey b's gfsay something nice about her
>>151721139She's almost as good at sucking cock as her boyfriend.
Uh herbert sisters? Why didnt our totally real girlfriend dress up for halloween? Josh's did
what did sydney sweeney mean by this?
>just bought my first house this winter >get excited for Halloween and trick or treaters >put up spooky decorations and get a big bowl of full sized candy bars ready >not a single trick or treater has shown up
>>151721287Probably because all of the families know the shut-in weirdo lives there and dont want their children going near that house
>>151721139is she really? if Joe is really a flatGOD he's now one of my favorite players
>>151721287you're supposed to put spider webs or something on the sign
>gets married at 22 yoWhy?
>>151720886>>151720910mid
>>151721318Boo Radley ass mf
>>151721287I got 106. Neighborhood has a lot of young families.
>>151721287because you're on the offender registry, nigga
>>151721698post your gf
>>151721804HUD housing tends to have moms with multiple kids by multiple fathers
>>151722002my gay friend doesn't like being photographed so no
>>151722002her whole figure or just the penis?
>>151722124something tells me to choose figure because you don't deserve and couldn't handle anyway big dick
>>151720886>>151720910Lazy doing the modern age version, atleast go with the 30's period outfit.>>151721287How many kids are in the neighborhood, how spaced out is it, and are all your neighbors closed up? Is your porch light fucking on? You'll only get locals and that's if there are a lot around on your street, if you're the only one open on your street you might get passed over.
>>151716906I remember when Cutler with the bears would bitch after home game saying the fans were too loud, as if they were the cause of his retarded play
>>151717531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw
I remember in 5th grade this kid came to school on Halloween dressed as a reffie.At the time I thought "the hell kind of costume is that?" but in retrospect it's extremely based
>>151722433That kid knew ball. Probably still does
>>151722433This is the kind of dumb ass frog post that makes me cringe and thank fucking God I'm not a dumbass zoomer fuckhead frogposter.
DEM BOYZ have won Halloween
>>151721346based and DFC pilled
>>151717531How do I get food stamps as a single male? I can barely afford bills.
i see my reffies had quite a game last night
>>151722576Be black
>his QB isn't cake'd upshan't be me
>>151722464Uh-oh melty!
>>151722576Thats the gimmick. You dont get food stamps unless you make less than $15k a year (combined household funds). The more kids you have, the more stamps you get. Or you have to be legally deemed disabled, or otherwise unfit to work like an old lady.So if you lived at home with your parents and played video games all day, you STILL wouldnt get them because your parents make money.You pretty much have to live in section 8 housing to qualify for it, because you cant afford to pay rent anywhere on 15k a year.
Top 3 gayest and most unlikeable teams in the NFL right now:QueefsshEaglesplastic Rams
>>151722796QueefsCuckSkinsRams
>kay adams as morticia adamsmy dick has never been so erect
>>151720886>>151720910This bitch sometimes looks superhot in some photos and then like a fridge in others.
>>151722945>anon learns about angles
>42 years old >still rocking niggasHOW?
>>151722740Who the hell makes less than $15k a year? Is there a way to fudge some paperwork so I can qualify while making $85k a year? Even with 85k, after taxes, rent, car insurance, utilities, and food I still live like a monk.
is it finally time?
>>151723145This is it. They'll only give him a 5-year extension instead of a 10-year one.
>>151723081no you need to keep wageslaving and living like a monk so you can feed La-a (da dash don be silent) and her 6 kids and their 6 baby daddies
>>151723081>Who the hell makes less than $15k a year?16% of the country does, with Walmart being the biggest employer of poverty stricken americans.Your tax dollars are subsidizing walmart
if the refs are going to fuck us, can they at least be cute?
>>151723307I've said it before and I'll say it again: if New York is going to make all the calls, the reffies should be replaced by bimbos with fat tits and asses in skimpy ref outfits.
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>151723387Based, might as well make this shit show more interesting.
>>151723411I think he's based but he honestly doesn't give a shit about life after football which is also based.
>>151723411joy is a goddess. AB's CTE ass needs to shut the fuck up
jalen hurts is the best QB of all time
>>151723581She has been slutting it up a lot since getting fired from FOX
>>151723291what percent of the population is aged 15 to 20?
>>151722576Every state has a system for it. Just look up your state.
>>151723081How are you barely making ends meet at 85k a year? Are you single? Where do you live?
>>151722570Sex with her will be the closest you ever get to fucking Kurt Cobain
>>151723826and?
>>151724086who?
>>151724126A Weird Al wannabe
>>151723249>dash don't be silentClassic.
>>151724161Pretty much but a lot less talented.
>>151723307Why do women dress like this and not expect me to sprint face first into those ass cheeks and start licking her anus until the police pull me off of them?
>>151724306>dumb name fag has fantasies about the opposite sexho hum
>>151724418These aren't fantasies. I have 27 restraining orders.
Hello lads drunk home from halloween party what did I miss?
>>151720886>>151720910Hilarious that she's dressed as the woman she played in Sinners that Michael B Jordan's character was fucking. I guess Josh Allen really is a cuck.
>>151724766I ripped my ass open when taking a dump yesterday and I've been bleeding ever since.
>>151723711it'd be pretty funny if that's what his career actually ends up being
LETS GO BEARS BEAT THE RAVENS
>>151724766mods broke mp4s and webms sitewide for an hour or two
>>151721318My neighbor said that exact same thing to me and told him that his wife had been cheating on him for 6 months.
>>151724833Dang >>151724924Dang
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Anything more comfy than winning into the bye?
>the only good game on Sunday is Queefs vs Bills>Everything else is either shit team vs shit team or future blowouts
>>1517231455 years from now after they've not made the playoffs since he left I wonder how they'll feel about him
>>151725443they're all shit teams
>>151723145They need to update their on field philosophy and draft a fucking QB.
>>151725443I disagree since all 32 teams are terrible.
>>151725360winning into the bye that your injured and aching team really fucking needs
>>151725477so is your opinion
>>151726041fucking fag
>>151726097replying to me by only signing your name is a weird choice but okay
>>151719486This. My friend got one but hasn't written his appeal yet because he doesn't know what to say
>>151719708Sure but the ppl posting that are probably using that ban evasion proxy site.My friend got a 30 ban for "spamming/proxy/ban evasion" even though he did none of thatDear mods: I'm not complaining about the rules or anything. I'm just talking about what happened to my friend.
Happy halloween /nfl/!
>>151725360Watching the 'durrs get demolished on sunday, with RG4 getting hurt to boot2 weeks for a hamstring is way WAY too early
>>151724909jej
After all the dust settles and the Chiefs go back to being a mid team, how long will it take for you to see them as the cute and harmless team it was back in the Alex Smith days?
>>151726130A dad joke would imply that you've actually fucked a female.
>>151726338When all the bandwagoners fuck off and/or kill themselves.
What say you /nfl? Franchise QB?
>>151717874>it's still up
>>151726338They're a lot better than last year. Last year they were just incredibly lucky and the refball was more egregious
>>151716644Steak with honey is good, dunno about the berries though.
Just took a fat steaming Tua lads
>>151716828I believe Ben Johnson’s deal with the Bears required him to try and fix Caleb but if he can’t (he won’t) they’ll let him draft a rookie QB in 2026.
>>151726371It's a normie general everyone's wives are dragging them to Halloween parties
>>151716828Caleb still has a chance to be good maybeTua is toast It's a different situation
>>151718146I turned 58 last month.
>>151726642why havent you killed yourself yet?
>>151718146>>151726642Based boomers My grandpa made tons of irl friends that he met on Ravens forums in the 2000s
Imagine drinking
>>151726825I had some red wine tonight
>>151726848I have no alcohol but I'm tempted to go down and buy some. Why? Because it's the kino enhancer that's why
>>151726356The bar for "franchise qb" has been lowered so far, yes he is.He will never win a ring or keep them in contention though
>>151726825Micalob ultras tonight again
>>151726825I only drink every once in a while. One or two, I dont really like being buzzed all that much and I dont get drunk.
>>151726926I'll drink to that>>151726942Nice bro I'll drink to that
>>151726942Sorry bros forgot my moving picture
Are the Pats overrated due to an easy schedule?Will they be exposed eventually?
>>151727028The bible explicitly forbids drunkenness
>>151727065They'll lose by 2 scores to my 'Vens
>>151727074It also forbids gay sex but yet you still thrive.
>>151727092Hey now, do I look like a packer fan?
>>151727065I don't know about "exposed" I don't think they're going to fall off a cliff but Drake Maye is 1-9 in games where he's had 27 or more pass attempts so far in his career. Guys who can only win as low volume passers are generally doing so because they're being protected by the playcaller. I think he's legit but it's something to watch going forward. I don't believe they're suddenly better than the Bills. 10-11 wins is the most likely outcome
Bradley Chubb to Philadelphia when???
>philly niggers fiending for a pass rusher like it's their next hit of fentkek
I live within walking distance of where the Bears are probably going to build their new stadium. What’s it like living right by an NFL stadium?
>>151727405They are building a big mall and everything.Your property taxes are going to skyrocket, and you are going to have a stupid amount of traffic all the time. Sundays are going to be a nightmare.
>>151727405It'll just be annoying during construction and on game days. If the parking sucks you could probably sell a couple spots in front of your house for some money
>>151716624give it to me straight: are my steelers going to win tomorrow?
>>151727404You can say the same for Dallas>told to fuck off after trying to trade for Trey Hendrickson>tried to lowball Mark Davis for Maxx Crosby and got laughed at
>>151727690if dem boyz wanted a pass rusher they shouldn't have traded micah parsons
>>151727645Tomlin will be fired soon
>>151727698Shit didn't mean to leave my trip on
>>151727699unfortunate
catfishing for the purposes of masturbation is a young mans game but at the ripe old age of 46 years young my livewell of the various fuckwits who buy into my outlandish stories has only grown. thank fuck i have a secluded officespace because explaining why 3 of my 5 monitors are consumed by chat windows that are filled with the most abhorrent things in the english language would be something of a chore. still ive gotten quite good at juggling my bitches and my work. you’d never have guessed that im an air traffic controller. also fuck famous original ray’s pizza anyway go jest
>>151727720this bit has never been funny
>>151727690>>151727710What happened to you Carrmageddon? I'll still put on JFFM from time to time. I'm guessing you're already in "focus on the draft" mode?
my packies are about to lose a trap game to some cats
>>151727720>not getting to paid to fap to Zoomettestough but fuck the jets
>>151727730I'm drinking right now since the trick-or-treaters have gone to bed but holy fuck this season blows, I knew shit kelly wouldn't be good but I didn't expect him to be this damn bad at his job, still trying to be "SEE MY OFFENSE IS GOOD GUYZ!" and ruining what tallents the 0ffense has left, the D is okay, worse than last years but not dead as door nails in previous years, they can't get off the field with how bad the offense is though, 2006 horseshit all over again, I don't know what the ffuck feel to right now it ain't hope, it ain't anger but it sure ain't fun I tell you that, I don't even trust Mark or Peyton to draft a QB there doesn't seem to be a clear #1 QB and players right now are being held back on the rosters by worse guys ahead of them
>>151727803Yea I didn't think the team would be good but I expected way more from the 25 draft class you guys had with all that capital. I've rated John Spytek for ages after how much success TB had with their drafts since he's been there working with Jason Licht but his first class has looked entirely underwhelming. At least the Geno contract isn't a complete anchor like the Dolphins with Tua and Cardinals with Kyler Murray. Maybe you guys can get Mendoza? Jets have certainly had more close games than the Raiders lately I doubt they'll end the season with only 1 or 2 wins
>>151724306Because they know you lack the Faustian will to power.
>>151727405bags of sand
>>151717659Depends on the situation. Dolphins GM fucked up the rebuild starting with Tua.
>>151727405i live close to arrowhead stadium and it's a ghetto.
>>151726220Raiders in Oakland was sovl
>>151727720This has never been not funnyTy poo poster
Good night, /nfl/.
Sleep tight, anon. Remember to watch Indiana @ Maryland tomorrow. It's important we appreciate Mendoza Mania while it lasts
CFB is gay
>>151727720Always love pooh posts, even more now that actual poos are seething about them.
>>151728035Shitty poverty franchise playing for shitty poverty fans who probably meet up after the game to get fucked up and get fucked by hookers. Wouldn't be surprised if Raiders players went to tattoo parties with people they met at the game. For those without lower class backgrounds a tattoo party is just a regular party but there will be at least one person there doing tattoos, usually at the kitchen table but sometimes in the bathroom or next to a washing machine. Basically show up, get plastered, pay some shady dude that looks like he just got out of prison $50 to tattoo a cobra on your left shoulder blade with needles he just used on someone else then dunked in a glass of vodka for a second. Raiders used to be a bad ass team, now they're just bad.
>>151716681> My QB> Posts a RBHuh?
>>151728391But that’s not a picture of Josh Allen
>>151716839kek the bennussy johnson system
>>151727720You've had a disappointing start to the season but you've been dealt the roughest schedule compared to other denizens of the genny, this one got a sensible chuckle.
>>151722176wtf does this image mean?
Where did all the heroes go in our league?
>>151728497That one got eaten by a dragon and had to resort to minstrel shows
>>151716624If your team got a kicker who could nail a FG from anywhere on the field with 100% accuracy, would you want them to just kick a FG straight away on every drive? Could a team like that win. I feel like it would just keep a strong defense
my black bussy needs a BWC in it
>>151728864Caleb...
>>151728864go falcons btw
>>151728872The crumble/coating on the chicken looks dogshit, the sauce looks good (assuming citrus) but not enough and Mac&Cheese is mid as fuck. This whole thing is garbage let alone the fag aspect
>>151728872isn't that a woman?
>>151728892youre just mad you can't find a black femboy gf like that in nz
>>151728903There's plenty of fags here. More in the North Island than where I live
>>151728899yes its a woman (male)
yjk he laid into that bussy after dinnerhttps://youtube.com/shorts/L36rLse7UEw
>>151726906>He will never win a ring or keep them in contention thoughYou all keep wishing he would suck, you must be so very disappointed
>>151726356He's in the top 10 and starting to play like he's top 5
this kills the drake tards
>nooo you cant just order a plain team jersey, you MUST wear another mans name on your back!!!Why does the nfl do this bros?
I'm going to a Seahawks game for the first time in December (vs. LA on the 18th), I've wanted to go all my life but reasons happened.I'm buying a custom jersey for it. Question - would other Seattle fans think I was taunting them if I put the name as "MY IQ IS" and 12 for the number? Or am I worrying too much?
>>151728497I stopped watching football for like 5 years because of this shit
>>151729274They sell custom jerseys retard. You can have almost any name you want, they just want your money in exchange. It's almost like they're a profit maximizing organization.
>>151729277>would other Seattle fans think I was taunting themI don't think so.
When does the kayfabe end and the sport begin?
>>151729277You have to remember, Seattle fans are fucking retarded. So any provocation has to be direct and plain so they don’t screech in confusion.
>>151729331I just don't wanna get my ass beat by a cranky humorless Samoan. I am going with someone who will be decked out in hawks gear too so that might help contextually.
>>151729353Don't over think it, it's a Seattle not Philly or LA
>>151729365Shit, that's right. There's a chance I'm moving to Philly next year. I can't wear ANY non-Philly team gear in public over there.
>hailee steinfeld dressing as her character in a movie that got the shit fucked out of her by michael b jordancoozebros… our wife…
Bo Nix
>the season is already half over
>HOFer Art Monk will have his number retired tomorrow at Washington Zoomer fags on her probably don't even know who he is.
>>151729374Yes you can retard. No one will really care about you or what you wear, you're not that important.
>>151730004Not if you are team is going to the super bowle
>fraud qb + strong defense vs fraud qb + strong defenseI'm pumped for broncos @houston, bros.
Is there a play that still haunts you many years later as a fan? Was it a good play against your team or was it your team making a stupid play?
>>151730155Except Bo Nix is actually elite
>>151730299Elite at overthrowing the ball maybe
>>151730273>Favre sprints to his right, throws BACK ACROSS THE MIDDLE, AND HE’S INTERCEPTED! PORTER!
>>151730299first year watching gridiron, newfriend?
>_____ ___
>>151730299Elite at being carried by an elite secondary.
Don't fall for the Alabama QB meme
>>151730325>game is about to end>victory is right there>throw a shitty pass that gets picked effortlesslyI know the same feel
>>151728481Gronk mispronounced Emeka Egbuka as "Emeka Egg Big Boo" and it made me think of Big Boo from Super Mario World. Big Boo is a ghost character that will chase you if you face away, but will shyly stop and cover his face if you look his direction. So with Gronk's mispronouncement, I merged the ball catcher Egbuka with Big Boo.
>>151730315>>151730333>>151730360Your lord and savior Nick Wright won't save you from Bo Nix
>>151729277“People” in Seattle are too low IQ to even get it. The PNW is full of the dumbest “people” in the US. There are so many fucking Indians too and “me love you long time” SEA swarthies. They’re up there in insufferability right below NYC and southern Californians
is this guy really named "come here dyke"
>Chargers @ Titans 1pm>Jaguars @ Raiders 4pmthese are the most who cares games in existence
>>151730739I'm an NFC fan that lives in Colorado so I watch a lot of Broncos games. Payton is overrated and Nix doesn't even deserve to be rated
>>151729053We are all just waiting for the bottom to fall out from under them. They’re not as good as their record. They had a collapse late last season and they looked like a college team playing the Eagles in the playoffs. This premature “third MVP qb” thing is hilarious considering there has only been 7 games. Yes they beat the Lions but the Commanders are shit, they lost to the Browns, they tied the Cowboys, the Bengals have no defense, they almost lost to the Cardinals who are also shit, and the Steelers made a lot of mistakes in the second half and let Kraft be wide open. They might lose as soon as tomorrow against another shit team but even if they win the Eagles will destroy them. The Lions will have their revenge. The Broncos will probably beat them. And the Ravens with Lamar will absolutely beat them. This is a textbook fraud team. So are the Patriots but for different reasons (dead easy schedule). Judy is still out on the Colts, but they look like they’re legit
>>151730902their eyes will be opened after the ravaging they receive on turkey day
>>151730895Go back
>>151730947I've been here since 1998 faggot
>>151730934Indeed
>>151730315
>>151729274It’s annoying. I only wear plain jerseys for other sports but I don’t own an NFL jersey for this reason. I don’t want to customize it to say something fake and I don’t want to be that guy wearing a Lions jersey that says Stafford
>>151731089Such a non-issue you can just customize one to say the team name
New>>151731150>>151731150>>151731150
>>151730734damn son. you can't just post with layers of lore and expect anyone to like it. I get it now, but damn son. gonna save it but damn son. damn.
>>151736021I appreciate your inquiry and glad you liked it enough after my explanation, but I don't make or post anything with the expectation of anyone else liking it.
>>151718167I heard you have to put them up on the toilet seat like a shelf once you're old and saggy enough.
