Vegas Edition /hoc/vious >>151712282
>>151718381
I love you /hoc/!
>>151718393I'm fond of you as well, anon, but I think we should see other people
>>151718393I love you too fren <3
/playoffsbound/
>>151718400You should go to /mlb/ fren. I think they're more up your alley
guise I need references for my janny application
more like badlers
>>151718381>Have to wait till tomorrow to watch my flames Why live
>>151718422I'll talk to the big guy
>>151718416ought to be aiming higher than that fren
you can only reply to this post if >your team is better than the buffalo sabres dont @ me mild islels flims and laffs trannys
>>151718422Don’t forget to remind them of all of the gimmicks and oc you’ve pioneered
>>151718473im replying anyway because flames and fire in general is an element and you cannot contain it if it has fuel and oxygen thats all it needs
>>151718473Our Jackies :)
>>151718416My Debbie’s (:
>>151718473>tedsAlso I think I might be furloughed in two weeks because of the shutdown.
Women are natural born liars
scaaaarrrrrr nelson
>>151718381happy halloween!
my avies!! :))nelson!
>>151718473>t. seething rags fan
>>151718511Sharter is available, edmongols
>a spooky and most dangerous draw
big cock Brock!
my avies are too strong
i didnt feel like raking my yard so i put some hockey goals out there. havent seen a leaf since.
It's good that mp4s and webms is disabled. Think of all the savings on server costs now.
>her knightsD:
>>151718540They might be able to double the jannies' salaries!
what does jen mean when posted on here
>>151718540GIFposters validated like a motherfucker
>>151718555Just Empty Netters
>>151718555Jewish Entertainment Network>Hail Gary
>>151718555It’s Swedish slang for “put it in my boipucci”
>>151718572jen
>>151718510I hope they fire every bureaucrat
>>151718572
>>151718511Based
After a blowout loss and solidifying a hope;was season for their fans, my isles have addressed the serious business of naming their new puppy. Say hi to Marty
>>151718551I would triple. Award them greatly for their hard work.>>151718557True
>>151718579Jen
>>151718596Marty is a cutie =3
it's halloween, the veil separating the phenomenal and the numinous is at it's thinnest. the spirits are speaking to me. >the stan lee final will be vegas versus montréal
>>151718622that's-a spicy meatball
>>151718540Maybe one day hiroshimoot will allow sound on both
What movie are you watching for halloween?
fuck you
>>151718651Fuck you pajeet benchod bitch mother fuck
Marnerjeet still a ghost.
>>151718650There are several marathons on right now, but I only have eyes for Jason Voorhees
>>151718650Hocus Pocus
>>151718650The one about Ovi scoring his 900th career goal on the same team he broke Gretzky’s goal scoring record against. Oh but it’s on NHL network so I can’t watch it. Guess it’s more Parasited episodes
The real cups are the frens we met along the way :)
>>151718706Bozo
>>151718687Hocus Pocus is antisemitic coded and I am here for it
My Stars would bootyblast this fraud teams.
>>151718716That is not very frenly.
still not a fan of using makar on the pk
>>151718734But no payoff >>151718579
with 14 games played and only one loss, the umeå birch leafs are storming towards the playoffs and a promotion to the SHL
>>151718706So true. I've met so many great frens here, it feels like my team wins the cup every day!
You can set my truck on fire, roll it down a hillBut I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe DeVilleI got an eight-foot bed that never has to be madeYou know if it weren't for trucks, we wouldn't have tailgatesI met all my wives in traffic jamsThere's just something women like about a Pickup Man
>>151718906hell yeah cleetus! that there fuel injected chevy big block v8 aint nuthin better! go canes baby
Vegas confirmed ref babbies
i don think i can use hoc till the scary skeleton on the right goes away
Every year I get older Halloween loses its magic
>>151718994It's ok. The skeleton isn't real but us frens are :)
>>151719000spooky check'em
uh oh, Denveruh oh
Vegas needs to score some goals for Nevada day
my avies :(
Her Avies :)
She/Hertl
>>151719000Lmao halloween isnt for people over the age of 30
>>151718650the exorcist
>scoreless draw in Niagara
>>151719002can you protect me from the s-s-s-s-skeleton fren
>>151719043Of course fren. Skeletons are afraid of frenship!
The Flames have the fewest goals per game rate in the NHL and have allowed the eighth-most goals per game.It's not like they aren't shooting the puck -- they're 17th in the league, with 27.9 per game. Unfortunately, they've been like Stormtroopers from Star Wars, whose unofficial motto is, "You miss 100 percent of the shots you take."
>>151719037Halloween adults are equivalent to Disney adults
lindbom has been sentenced to 10 years in gay baby jail
leo playing 2nite :)
Sliver shamrock
>>151719059sounds like heaven :)
>>151718880
Gary does his utmost.
>hockey fans dress up as boreball fans for Halloween makes sense
What do PWHL players smell like?"
>>151719121salty pucks and milk
>>151719037halloween isn't for people over the age of 10, get real manbaby
>the city of Sin
scaaaarrrrrr burns
my avies!!! :)))burns' first as an avalanche!
old man burns
my avies are blowing the knights away :)
Vegas wants the release of the epstein list so they can recruit from it
>>151719053when Kadri gets traded he finna Jihad with his new team
>Brent Burns is 40
>>151719171fancy moves from necas there
>>151719171put burns one point ahead of orr in all time points by defensemen
>>151718381Fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUUCK!
>>151719186Fav shark, he owns an animal sanctuary too
WTF MARNER DID SOMETHING?
uh oh, Denveruhoh, again
my avies :((
>>151719181jen
>>151719225They got Marnered
>>151719209Nvm Marner scored. I was rooting against Colorado and was about to call quits. Guess I'm still staying up.
>>151719052thank you freni protect you and you protect me :)
>>151719171btw mikko rantanen plays for the dallas stars not the carolina hurricanes or colorado avalanche
5.50 for popcorn is a deal
blasting my favourite song over my stereolife is good
>>1517192695.50 for what size?
i made a word presentation about skeletons during the peak of my atheism phase in high school and i think that ended any chance i had at getting a gf then
>>151719278what's your favourite song, bro?
>>151718706based aland :)
>>151719266We're going to get through this :)
is it good or bad if someone responds to your post with 'jen'
i always thought italians were lazy but i just made a lasagna and that was a lot of work desu
>>151719299JEN!!
>>151719299good since it made them laugh
Look at this blatant gary rigging. It was clearly a power play goal but gary tries to make so it looks like a 5on5 goal.
>>151719301Italians care a lot about whatever they're passionate about. I wish I could marry into an Italian family
finally I'm home from waging and can enjoy the halloween theme
>>151719343You don't sound like you have a fiery enough attitude for an Italian woman
>>151719360
>>151719364How about for an Italian man?
>>151719364you're right :( what's the best type of woman for a 5'8 quiet loner white guy?
scaaaarrrrr makarrrrrr
>Vegas
my avies :)
Cale with the dagger.
MY AVIES! :))))Makar :))))
>>151719379I'm afraid I wouldn't know, I've never tried to please a man before
>>151719385you either need a tiny filipina or a 6 ft black woman
>>151719385a 6'0" quiet white loner guy :)
>>151719422I'll look for one on 4plebs
Avs have the sharks tomorrow, Mackenzie Blackwood should be starting. Intriguing.
Why dont you guys have fun for a change
my avies win ! :))))
>>151719444checked
>>151719444have a cat
>>151719442Is that guy in blackface?
Vegas sucks lol
>>151719471they're insanely overrated
Welp, Colorado won. Can't believe I stayed up for that. Hopefully Detroit will put up a better show tonight. So anyways, Happy Halloween and Blessed Samhain. Good night.
>>151719288right now its :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x4HiG2adPU:)
>>151719471Just like my /hoc/'s mothers
>>151719299jen means the same thing as nej
>>151719442I think I'll grab discount halloween candy later
>>151719536!!!NEJ
>samhainBased
>>151719561doesn't begin until sunset, lad, patience >no one said you couldn't pre-game, however
>the city of BRAMPton
>>151718444>>151718557>>151718571>>151718653>>151718686Raped
>>151719480
>>151719007>>151719021>>151719099>>151719146>>151719153>>151719217>>151719298>>151719337>>151719375>>151719589Unironically raped
>>151719589Sunset an hour ago bud
itt a bunch of guys who have never experienced SA, joking about SAcringe
>>151719629What's your favourite song fren
>>151719649Not where I live
>>151719668we got at least one guy here who experienced a sexual assault
last year i went trick or treating in canada dressed as the stanley cupno one knew what i was, except some old man
>>151719673sun sets at the same time everywhere bozo
>>151719668that sure is something awful
>>151719686Ok
>>151719669for halloween!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGsYvEyVQRc
>scoreless draws
>scoreless draw
comfy standings, ya love to see it (turns to complete shit at 8th seed)
Tim Duncan was considered the king of the fundamentals in the NBA and won 5 NBA championships with the San Antonio Spurs, which NHL player is considered the best at the fundamentals?
How much trick or treaters y’all getting?
>>151719847almost none
>>151719844Marty McSorley
>>151719847Sergei Fedorov
>>151719844Probably like Martin Broduer
>>151719186I remember when that kid was a forward
>>151719847Barely anyone :(
>>151719844AI told me it’s Bobby Orr
>>151719847I got none last year, two groups of two the year previous. I didnt own a house three years ago
>>151719844What's fundamentals?
/hoc/ in the 1980shttps://streamable.com/0z9fyh
>>151719895The highest level of math you passed
>>151719895It’s a bullshit word people use to describe play when they don’t want to explain anything complicated
>>151719895For me, it means the absolute basics of the sport; no fancy shit or anything. If you can stand next to the net and be the best at a wrist shot and get that shit over the goaltenders shoulder instead of doing fancy shit like spinning around and stuff then that’s mastery of the fundamentals of putting that shit in the net
I'm watching my Bridgeport Islanders while I'm also watching my New York Islanders
>>151719935Looks like a lazy attempt at a Klingon costume
>>151719906This is fun
>>151719906One guy talking about how the game is boring, another one angry about Europeans and the reporter asking a really confrontational question. Life was different back then.
>>151719918HE JUST FUCKIN SHOT THE PUCK AT THE GOALIES CHEST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151719959Lotta flames players
>>151719906Euros are even bigger faggots now :(
https://youtu.be/mhWkJKnBxVw
>>151719959>Goalies>A Jeet
>rinkshitters
>>151719730Holy atmosphere :)
>>151719959They should be allowed to wear towels instead of helmets.Get on it, Gary!
>>151720068No, science solved that problem already
Just took a massive 8 inch long marner that floated in the toilet
>>151720012He's good, he might make it. Amine Hajibi is still the best funny ethnic name in NCAA though
>>151720107Is that, like, good luck or something?
>>151719959>Caleb MalhotraIs he Manny's kid?
>>151720107nej
>most dangerous draw in W.B./Scranton
>>151720107floating shits are for retards
Why aren't goalies wearing plastic neck guards anymore?
>>151720154i always wore a neck guardi never understood other goalies who didn't why take the risk? i never found it distracting desu
>>151720195Just Like My Islanders
>>151719613>>151720195good posts
>Strome ded>Dubois ded againIt's over for my crappies desu.
>>151719973
Where are the Sikh hockey players?
WATCHOUT /hoc/ HE'S COME TO LEAD THE NHL IN POINTS!!!AAAAAAHHHHHHH
>scoreless draw in Knoxville, TN
>>151720345>>151720195>>151719634>>151719613
>>151719935she is doing Mark Rycroft, former player and current color commentator known for his wacky suits and going bald
>based Knoxville fan wearing a Voorhees mask in the crowd
>>151720213Yeah. Some goalie probably need to get shot in the Adam's apple for it to come back.
>>151719057This
Why arent you geeks watching baseball
>>151720510damn you're a fag no need to admit it though
>>151720510I'm trying to stay awake anon. Barely hanging on with Gary's offering
>>151720510it's not on yet
any girlboys that like hockey??
>>151720510Gary decreed friday nights are for going out and having sex
>>151720510college football is on
>>151720667cupcakes
>>151720577Hockey is popular with the femcel community and the bulldyke community
>>151720642Also he said a hockey jersey is not a costume so don't try that shit
BUSINESS IDEA:Lesbian Dating App named Hockey Slut
OMG YOU GUYS IT’S FINALLY HALLOWEEN SEASON!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS!!! TIME TO PUT UP MY 47 PLASTIC SKELETONS, LIGHT EVERY CANDLE IN THE HOUSE, AND REWATCH THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS FOR THE 28TH TIME WHILE DRINKING MY SPOOKY PUMPKIN LATTE OUT OF MY GHOST MUG!!! I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S STILL 18 DEGREES OUT, I’M WEARING MY BLACK HOODIE, MY BAT EARRINGS, AND MY JACK-O’-LANTERN SOCKS BECAUSE VIBES ALSO YES, I DID BUY ANOTHER $80 ANIMATRONIC WITCH FROM HOME DEPOT. IT LAUGHS WHEN YOU WALK BY AND IT MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HALLOWEEN CANDLES — IF MY APARTMENT DOESN’T SMELL LIKE PUMPKIN ROT AND CINNAMON DEATH, THEN WHAT’S EVEN THE POINT IT’S NOT A “PHASE,” IT’S A LIFESTYLE
Just got done handing out candy :)
/ourguy/ better be on your Olympic squad laffs
>SPOOKY PUMPKIN LATTE OUT OF MY GHOST MUG
>>151720809full-sized Snickers bars?
>some kid in Ottawa just tore his quad or calf tendonend of that kid's productive career
>>151720887LMAO
Everyone must be watching the Jays game
In Sweden we light candles on the graves of the dead on "Halloween".In North America people do this >>151720785>>151721126Not a real sport.
>>151720785>>151721226>fun police
toknight isn't looking good for the broship :\
>>151721226America is a cultural wasteland, Svenman
that was very offside but alright
>>151721543My craps biggest regression has been in coaches challenges. Think Carberry slept with some reffie's wife.
>>151721226isn't sweden the country with the most gay men in the world?also, next post that mentioned the world series is going to get axed
world series < /hoc/
its pouring rain nobody is trick or treating tonight
>>151721401your ass is a cultural budland
>>151721672But I thought all my fellow anons lived a mile from any neighbors on land they own, making 300k as wfh engineers.
>>151721126i think is because they are out because its haloween lmao
>>151721678nothing fucking gay about this post >yep... this one checks out...
Hating Halloween isn’t a personality trait
>most dangerous draw
JLMI
just finished waging bros
>>151722494
Is VGK the Thanos of NHL?
Ovi and the Capitals losing to Just Like My Islanders is scary
>>151722546fucking sweet
>>151722546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswKZ-wWWfUgo blue jays!
>go to the store to buy cantaloupe and cigarettes>total: $19.93
>>151722977
>>151721616>isn't sweden the country with the most gay men in the world?No? Why would it be? Fucking retard.
>>151723078he was thinking of Switzerland
Yeah I can’t do crowds anymore. Especially when everyone is in inflatable costumes and have their 8 dogs with them as they teach their wobbly one year old to walk for the first time right directly in mine and my family’s path. Oh special shoutout to all the childless millennial freaks who were cutting in front of little kids to trick or treat too I hate you fucks so much it’s unreal.
'eads
>>151720887>>151721401>>151721770>>151721902>>151722006>>151722403>>151722787>>151723147Raped
My isles can’t make up their mind if they’re competing or tanking
>>151723140>Oh special shoutout to all the childless millennial freaks who were cutting in front of little kids to trick or treat tooPlease tell me that there's not people in their thirties going around in costumes to trick or treat in America?
>>151723276It's only the Caps, I wouldn't put that much stock into this W
>>151723325Oh yeah. There were even 3 seperate groups of fat childless swifties in eras tours costumes cutting in front of people with toddlers and shit for a fucking box of nerds. There were fat neckbeard jedis, and adults in unicorn costumes and all. No kids. With bags trick or treating. I’ve never been so disgusted by my own generation.
>>151723449Jesus Christ. They should be able to go to a fucking store and buy as much candy they can eat without throwing up without affecting their economy one little bit.That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.
>>151723449sounds like some shit trb would do
>live in the middle of Buttfuck, Noplace>get 0[zero] kids or ironic sad adult trick-r-treaters>hand out no candy and spend no money on decorationsWe have big, angry dogs, and we turn the lights off; almost makes me wish we had a gate for the driveway
>'attricks
>>151723359Sorokin looked vintage though
not to slut shame but bedard's skirt in her halloween costume is kinda short
Let's go Wings
they don't think great pumpkin be better than charlie brown christmas but it do
Smells like fuckin' Marner in here!
>>151723722agreed
>>151723832agreed
Hello /Hoc/!
>scorefull draw in Boise, ID
>>151723832garfield halloween mogs
I keep forgetting there's a canadian halloween
>>151724009It's earlier.
>>151723991https://youtu.be/ljhh1CUTbUI
>>151723907Hello :)
>>151723991never seen it
>>151723577I refuse to lower myself to the point of adult or trick or treating. I'm going to the store right now
>>151720068back in the 90s the jeets were making a big deal and crying about that should be allowed to wear their towels and have beards while being a mountie
This is my favourite.
here's my costume
who the fuck gives candy to teenagers or adults. only give candy to the kids
>>151724171I like the skeletons a lot. They're funny
>>151723832based
>>151724223Agreed
Told trick or treaters to fuck off and said that the parents should be ashamed of themselfs.Feels good.
>>151724271Didn’t know you celebrated Halloween in Finland
>>151724302Oh but we don't yet there are still retards in here that try to copycat stuff from america. They disgust me.
>>151724348you talk a lot of shit for a country with one airport
Wow Gibson is teary eyed
Damn they just played a tribute to Gibson and then they score against him lmao
you're in the wrong genny winston
>>151724412>>151724462The plan worked
>Boise has a Dia des Mortes jerseyrighteous, I don't kow if I wanna spend a hundred fifty bones on it, though
>>151724217Who cleans the eggs off the side of your house?
>it's nearly midnight in the Maritimes Happy Day of the Dead, lads
Day of this bussy
>dia des mortes
>camera guy in Boise is shooting couples in costume >a pair dressed like cows>a pair dressed like referees with sunglasses and white canes >other pairs dressed in pajama-type costumes>no one dressed like Carmen Miranda =\4 of 5
put your poppy on
there's a boreswing player named kike
>1993
Kicking?
>>151724348Next thing you know they’ll be wearing clothes in the sauna
I have found the takagi poster
>>151725902the refs giveth bad powerplays and the refs taketh good goals
I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMASTHERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED(AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII) DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTSUNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREEI JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWNMORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOWMAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUUUUUUUEALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>151726354FUCKING WEEEEEEEEB
gosh, I sure would like to engage in some SPORTS BETTING, but I just don't know how. it would be helpful if gary could play 10-15 ads during regular play (not during commercial break) and also digitally cover the ice and boards in ads, so that I know exactly which sports book I want to gamble with.
>>151726570Gibson trying the push the goal off tactic
>>151726750Incredibly weak to do it during a stoppage.
>>151726784It's disheartening to see betting advertising not backing off AT ALL directly after the FBI announcement.Not even a dent.
>>151726839if it wasn't betting it would be prescription drugs or car insurancethe goyim must not enjoy their entertainment too much, they need to be reminded who they serve
Dumbest motherfucker on the ice. Where the fuck was Compher going?
Question: is John Gibson cooked?
>>151726954he wouldn't have been a target of the yzerplan if he wasn't
>>151727021>too many ducks on the pond
>>151724178>>151724202>>151724227>>151724249>>151724697>>151724877>>151725048>>151726684Raped niggas
The Ducks are a fun team
nice empty net retards
>>151726802I meant the "kicking" call on seiders goal, gibson pushed the net off for sure
Another exciting game for my Duckies
gg ducks
>>151727184gg
>>151723140I’m a grown adult and I trick or treat. I’ve had no complaints and everyone loved my costume.
i got a handie from a broad dressed like lorde at a halloween party tonight hope you bros had a good one too
sex 2 ptsblowy joey 2 ptsmormon soaking 1pthandie 0pts
adin hills have been earth shaking, potential to be picked up on the richter scalemorning marner is going to be wicked
Here you go Vegas
https://youtu.be/_rNP2LK5QIA
game dayflameschads
just took a marner the length and width of my forearm holy fuck
>>151727162lmao look at them go
maybe mcdavid should try starring in an edmonton oilers hockey game
>>151727676
wheres jen
are the devils, dare I say, stupid?
santa didn't bring me any candy
>>151727477yep, that one's getting saved
santa doesn't visit sunbelt pissants
>>151728313Jen
>>151728356
Nobody knows what's going to happen to anybody besides the forlorn rags of growing old.
eat spock candy
it's over
>>151728572>Chytil>day to dayYeah right. His career is closer to being over than being day to day. He's had between 5 and 8 concussions now. Eric Lindros had 6.
I wish Gary had scheduled a game for me tonight to take my mind off of halloween alone.
>>151728634can't believe it wasn't a benulty that did him in, too
>>151728572The new soft pussys
>>151718510I see your a Nevada resident. Should have gone with DoD work, you fool. Learn to code. Despite the memes about programming, there's ample work and that work will continue to be available. You emulate those around you. I used to work for the gambling industry (cheekily thinking it was recession proof) :^)
>>151728324As a flames fan, I would have said "no"...until I saw how Markstrom turned out. Don't watch anyone else so no clue how his defense play in front, but I can only imagine he's just not playing up to his potential we saw in him
>>151723621>ironic sad adult trick-r-treaterswhat
>>151727629ah yes, the '88 Olympic Winter Games site...that practically no one uses> love me flames
>>151728806>ah yes, the '88 Olympic Winter Games site...that practically no one usesWhat sight
>>151719959BAINS?
Went to this school camp thing a few years ago, had a great time and met a lot of cool people. Leaving and knowing I'd never see these people ever again fucked up my mental health so bad even now a few years later. Anyway this girl who was from the camp keeps texting me, and every time she does it fills me with dread, makes me sad/nostalgic for the school camp, and I think she has a major crush on me but I don't have a crush on her at all. Shes really nice but we are such different people. /hoc/bros what do I tell her, I don't wanna hurt her feelings.
>laffs
>>151728915
>>151728942Tell her your one true love is Gary, and there isn't enough room for two.
>>151728942tell her that you're not interested in anything serious but wouldn't mind it if she glucked you whenever you watch hockey
Surely we'll beat the "Blue Jackets" right?
>>151728968WRONG
>>151728968Of course you will, the Blues have the starting Canadian Olympic goaltender in net.
Our canesies are playing tonight :)
>>151729018eat cock finnish randy
>>151729008Hofer is likely in goal tonight THOUGH.
>>151729028Just ate pizza
>>151729032damn, well I hope the blose can score 6+ goals then
>>151729037what kind?
>>151729050Tuna
>>151729060you crazy
>>151729070Just euro things
What do you think the absolute last /hoc/ post will be?
>>151729246americans talking about gay shit
>>151729246this one i'm posting RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>151729246>laffs
>>151729246chicken hockey
>1 goal, 3 assists last nightthis is the mighty ducks new superweapon that nobody talks about
>>151729265Perhaps because nobody watched that game
>>151729265zamn that was a sexy sequence
we dem boys
>>151729285bois
>>151729246krak
>>151729327
>>151729246i cant see the puck
>Jim Matheson wondered, "At what point does Bouchard get a seat at the end of the bench?"Bouchshart.
I FUCKING LOVE THE CALGARY FLAMESI WOULD LITERALLY KILL MYSELF FOR THE CALGARY FLAMESI WOULD LITERALLY CRAWL OVER POISON TIPPED SHARDS OF GLASS WITH NO CLOTHES FOR THE CALGARY FLAMES
>>151728942>school age >human connections>romantic interest This doesn't seem like my /hoc/ Is this stolen from one of those hockey romance novels?
>>151729394How much are you getting in gov bucks that you can afford a vpn?
Gary with extra early puck drops today
>>151729540im excited
>>151729566me too im gonna watch my flames :) havent seen a game in like a week because a stupid job interview made me have a normie sleep schedule
>>151729587Your Flames are Guttered. Doused. Extinguished.
>>151729246/hoc/ is eternaleven in death I will shitpost
I'm not a misogynist or anything but do female NHL commentators kind of kill the vibe for anybody else. Idk, guess it's better than no commentary at all, but it just doesn't hit the same.
>>151729753
Why don’t hockey goalies copy the style of Jason Voorhees anymore?
>check on /hoc/ between innings last night >it was just rapey talking to himself most horrifying thing of all Halloween
> Epic night for Bouchard, who goes minus-3 with the primary giveaway on two Rangers goals.He goes to a team-worst minus-9 on the season.Bouchshart
> Oh maaaann Bouchard…>Let me just slow up and let Miller cleanly get the puck to his forehand for the GWG in overtime??>Bouchard’s -9 is tied for 7th lowest in the league. Tough look for a $10.5M defenceman.Bouchshart
>leaves last place bruins or last place blueskek bald coaches are not good
>>151729753ya its almost like women and black people dont belong in hockey
>An earlier giveaway — called a "suicide pass" by the Rangers broadcast team — allowed Jonny Brodzinski to scoreBouchshart
>>151729813Minus-9 ? 2 weeks into the season?This guy is a shitter.
>>151729824
>>151729843A plus slash minus statistic of minus nine?!
>>151729824He should return to rehab
>>151729827dingdingdingdingding
>the Professional Women’s Hockey League (PWHL) announced its newest franchise: the Ottawa Scissor Queens, set to begin play in the 2026–27 season. The team will become the seventh in the fast-growing league and marks a major return of professional women’s hockey to Canada’s capital.
Alberta is much more than its vast oil reserves, and trust me, I am not naive to the fact that it’s been the lifeblood of the province since its discovery in 1947, and that opposition to anything other than the status quo will be an uphill battle. But that’s the very essence of the global energy transition – we have to change everything in order to save everything. And we have to see that there is so much more to our legacy than burning fossil fuels for energy. It’s the same for Alberta, as there is much more to its land and people than oil. It also enjoys pristine nature and the Rocky Mountains, of which there could be plenty of prime names waiting to be picked. I’ll leave all that to the great people of Alberta. Let’s just all agree that at least for the sake of a name, with all that’s at stake, the time has come for an Oil change.
>>151729942>>151729827that said, lesbos belong in hockey. especially if they're cute
I hope my coworkers bring leftover candy to work
Lots of hockey today
>I'm fired, aren't I?
>>151729956sounds gay but I'll biteI've spent time in berta it's an incredible place with great people (minus the abbos)
>>151730062hurray!
I've already failed nofap november
>Marner: 14 points in 11 games>Matthews: 8 points in 11 gamesUh, Leaf bros? Care to explain?
>>151730088Chief, just tell them you're indian. Laff saars like indians.
>>151730169Was he in the game yesterday?
>>151730062Thank you Holy Gary
>>151730062Hobart plays today :)
another successful night of handing out candy and snacks to the kiddos and jello shots and airplane bottles to the adults :)
Haven't been able to watch much hockey lately :(My Hinge date has kept me pretty busy :)
>>151730264what was the coolest costume you saw?
Stars vs Kitties is tonight
> So while letting Bouchard have it, the guys were also insisting that head coach Kris Knoblauch is also at fault "for not dropping the hammer" on Bouchard, as host Ryan Rishaug put it. BouchshartPlus the coach is a knob
>>151729824I have faith in Monty. The main issue right now is shit goaltending. Hofer let in the first shot on goal in two games in a row, and then a whole lot more.
>>151730222Merrimack also plays today :)
>>151730371she's so cute
beer
>>151730490>sips
>>1517292461 9 9 3993
>>151729246something about marners before the feds shut 4chan down
Will Jarvis make the olympic team?
>>151730320a kid dressed up as a millennial and was wearing a fallout boy t-shirt over a long sleeve shirt with holes torn in the end of the sleeve for his thumbs and ripped jeans
Logan Not Cooley
>>151730592that's actually pretty funny. I always find it funny when little kids are wearing shirts for musicians their parents liked
>>151730490>>151730575>>151730601
>log into hoc>entire thread is trb getting btfokekkwabn' bud1
i am going to bed now at 8 am and i expect that when i get up, no i demand that when i get up, that this /hoc/ thread is not absolute SHIT!!!!FUCK YOU
this thread is about 20 posts away from ending
>>151730653Puss och kram <3
>>151730687We're sorry, the Planet Retard switchboard is out of service, or we forgot how to use it. Please check your number and try again.
Ryan huska (Calgary flames coach) is using chat gpt for coaching decisions. For whatever reason the flames uploaded it onto YouTube.
>>151730806no he didnt dumbass he used it for a brief calculation which is perfectly fine. your'st an idiot if you dont take advantage of ai when you can
>>151730806Soilers should do that too. Save money.
/hoc/ is taking over /cfb/!
i dont get why people lie so much about the flames you can rip on them for struggling with goalscoring thats fine because everybody knows that but when you outright lie about whats going on you just come off like an idiot and its really annoying because there are so much lies that even if i respond to one lie there are 3 other people who will lie about something else and the truth becomes nothing more than fiction
>>151730999They're jealous of Wolf. Simple as
>>151730882Cope Reddit says so
>>151730806>>151730882Oh wow he needed ChaTGPT to analyze that the Calgary FUCKING Flames have some of the weakest skill and offensive ability in the league, and REGARDLESS of that, ANY team would benefit from screening goalies, and getting tips on pucks on goals, BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE HIGHEST DANGER SCORING CHANCES THAT WE ALREADY KNOW
Flims are about to be dissolved. They've been running a pedo ring so they're all going to jail. Pass it on.
>>151731147literally just watch the damn video
Who is more successful, bulju or laine?
>>151731196It makes sense chat gpt tells you what you want to hear. It’s why the flames can’t win or score they think they’re playing good
Flames are ai team now lol oilers would never
>flaimes
>>151546447new
>>151731391Faggot
I just lost all respect for the flames now
>>151731443kwab + bud1
>>151731480new
