the cricketAus beat IndPak beat SAEng vs NZ looming
YFO
take me back
NNO (negative nancys out)
reminder we're a BLC05 general
meant colin mcrae rally 2005
https://youtu.be/ZPaMdxC6CQI
think the blue jays v dodgers game will be a better watch than the peewee odi
nodding off to this unrated release of the night of the living dead remake
>>151718740based
>>151718891gn tb
favourite australian song: savage garden - to the moon and back favourite current australian band: violent sohofavourite autralian tv show: neighbours or round the twist or summer heights highfavourite australian sportsman: Thorpe or based marnus favourite australian film:boys in the treesfavourite austrlian author: Patrick white favourite austrlian animal: frilled neck lizardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCm6gRHINqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq-8eYMjEVM
for great britain:song:Archangel - Burialband/artist:Morissey/Massive Attacktv show:Little Britainsportsman:Roy Keanefilm:Death at a Funeralanimal:one of your many owls
>>151718768obviously kekit's game 6, and cricket is borderline retarded now
>favourite australian sportsman>not warney mate....
Theres no way thats a real animal
they're chill, they just try to scare you away
>>151719304don't be so rude, Australians are human beings.
>>151719454HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>151719530>There are estimated to be fewer than one million hedgehogs in the UK, a dramatic drop from the 30 million in the 1950s. The population has declined by over 90% since the mid-20th century
good, they're a bunch of pricks
>New Zealand has one of the largest hedgehog populations in the world, with estimates of up to 50 million
Just got kicked out the reddit group for being an individual My grandfathers millions doesn't need those redditors anyway
Cameron winter wouldn't have kicked me out
They see me as a threat I get that But their performance was just pathetic
I would like to unsubscribe from zachy updates
>>151719532Cause we have the superior echinda
They recognise me as an intellectual behemoth But rather than challenge me They just seek to ban meWish I lived in Donedon sometimes
>>151719823its friday night so all spacky updates are mandatory
>>151719548>90% dropAlmost as bad as zachys parsiq investment
I know it's still morning but I might start getting on the piss anyway
I miss the old zachy but don't think he's coming back I'm afraidimagine going from the most anti-reddit poster on here to a redditering mong who seethes when being kicked out of a literal reddit group
I put a curse on Joe root last night, gl in the ashes now englul
New zealand have won the toss and have elected to win
>>151719689Business idea: hedgehog butchery
Zakky F
Pootbros....
>england
>poolapse vs kiwisit's like southee never left
england are actually getting heemed in nz lmaot20 obviously doesnt count
>31/4Is that good?
>duckett 11 runs in 3 ODIsis this good ashes prep?
bought some good chicken tendies that were made in nz so I will be cheering them on
>>151723287For bazball tests? YesFor proper test cricket? No
whats Crawley up to these days?
bro joe root SUCKS lmaoat least he's better than kane williamson i guess
peewees losing grasp of the story here
It’s actually pretty smart to lose warm up games if you think about it
will be interesting to see how we end up losing this
So I turned up to this reddit meetAnd this bald freak accused me of taking a pic of this hambeastWhy the fuck would I take a pic of some hambeast when I could just watch Russian porn aloneI am a forgiving character, he is lucky I don't sue him with the full force of my grandfathers millionsBald redditor twat
>wedid they exclude you from the team meeting m8?
>zachy is a chubby chaserfinally, the last piece of the puzzle
nothing wrong with a lil cushionmuch rather that than fucking a bone bag
went to a reddit meetup and we glued ourselves to the highway
feeling cute might google my ex later
tickner seems like a bit of a ladgay run up tho
big dickner has grown to be elite tb h
based mumza thinking every meat she buys smells and/or feels slimy so i claim it before she throws out perfectly edible food
This is still NZs game to lose i reckon
Why on earth would I take a pic of some reddit hambeast at the bar The lengths they will go to silence the Brainstars
>>151725204Women are fucking retarded man, but at least be a good son and help your mother out by telling meat will often be slimy and smell a bit odd, it is dead flesh after all.
I might actually sue the bastard I can afford it
>>151725266she should just be bleach washing her meat if its getting slimystill good to eat
>>151725266i've told her but she reckons she has a sensitive stomach and refuses anything she is the slightest bit sus on
@luke of the York group I am going to sue you with the full force of my grandfathers millions, not having that You think you are a Tarq because you went to Durham, you're about to learn what a real tarq is
I am a heavy metal man, I am full of heavy metal
>>151725514based fish only diet
Down with the flu
I will not accept be accused of taking a picture of some massive white bird Luke, you will hear from from my Jewish lawyer soon
>>151725370Then cook it for her and yourself
Unironically reckon this brit (fake) blogposter is just an aussie proxyfag
Fuck my carse
I am now kicked out of the reddit group Won't do anything about the catastrophic situation in Pokrovsk
One more boysOne more
I am Welsh (Irish)
love how cynical mark richardson is
NZ have well and truly lost the story
>sAntner>TicknerWhat's next? "Chiner"?
>>151724872
Kinda starting to believe in bazball brosEngland were cooked earlier and now they have bazzed it around and are looking at what will be a decent score here
>>151725599same. got up to have some soup. eyes are fucking burning.
>4 over throws>didn't show it or a replay of itshit coverage
Why on earth would I take a picture of some fat, anglo, blonde bitches fat arseLike, why on earth could that ever even begin to cross my mind for one second Ludicrious, performative narrative Sometimes I just I wish I could be home ok the Sussex coast
Can you just post the photo you took cuntLove a fat ass
Absolute crazy way to cancel me I don't need them anyway
It was all so deliberate and performative
root is developing quite feminine hips
I see we let England score more runs towards the end so our batspeople can have a bigger target for more practice
practice for what? is oy hoye coming up soon?
Literally strolled into a reddit meet posting on my phone about the Danish kaneria Googly and I got accused of genuinely having sexual interest in some foul roastie No wonder Daniel naroditsky killed himself. I would do the same if I was that intelligent
York is grim if you are millennial desu Wish I lived in donedon
>seething because people think you want to sleep with a girlgay or?
pokrovsk has clearly already fallen
How did you try to defend yourself lad? What did you say in response?
fartcher
>>151727641I care about injustice, and I feel like I have been wronged But at least I won't have to try to be friends with those reddit freaks ever again
fuck me thats a bit close mate
>>151727656I said basically 'what the fuck are you talking about you redditor freak, why would I take a picture of that grim Anglo blonde arse ?'He responded 'thats cool then, we just have to check everyone who comes by here'From there, you can imagine how it played out, quite histrionic and thoughtful
why are you going to reddit meet ups
Quite histrionic and thoughtful To the point that I am now cancelled from all subsequent reddit meets But I literally don't care, the guy in charge is such a dickhead he can quite literally go clean my faeces
>>151725599>>151727147rest up bros x
does kane just fake an injury every time he strings a few poor run scores together and hopes he will come back in form?
So this is the power of bazball uh
>>151727541Plunket shield
Why doesn't England just take a wicket?
kek con your way son
New Zealand is the most gay reddit country with the most gay reddit people
It's just disappointing. You try to go out and these redditors have beef with you for no reason If only I had the financial resources to never leave by nang gaff ever again
POO
One of the things that annoys me about York is It's either students Literal grave dodgers Or turbo redditors Those are your social options really
I really dont like the current New Zealand commentary team
young should retire haha
The stadium is very empty
i see the traitors are in
Hush, little baby, don't say a word,Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.If that mockingbird don't sing,Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.If that diamond ring turns brass,Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.If that looking glass gets broke,Mama's gonna buy you a billy-goat.If that billy-goat don't pull,Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull.If that cart and bull turn over,Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.If that dog named Rover don't bark,Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart.If that horse and cart fall down,You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
Most female cricket commentators fucking piss me offExcept for Isa Guha of courseAnd the woman that does matches in South Africa, Kass Naidoo
>>151727745Faggot
Why should I be accused of taking a picture of some 80 IQ star wars animal as soon as I walk in They were out to get me from the outset But more as soon as I revealed too much about how aware I am about my own mortality
>>151727996what you dont like them just repeating what the man said except slightly differently?
Fuck redditFuck dogs you take to your pubsFuck bouldering
I'm somewhat of a sheffield shield chud and there is this english woman that commentates and she does not shut the fuck up
Archer is getting heemed lol
>7.8 an over
Would be based if Mark Nicholas was still commentating cricket in Australia
Imagine Mark Nicholas commentating Big Bash games
Wonder what the commentary lineups are for seven and fox for the ashes this year
this only happens to us
spazball
small dick /cr*c/
Mad how dire >our ODI team is nowadays
Think Zachy finally seethed himself to sleep
yep thinking its criggy timeand don't forget the ashes tonight 1:30am
wtf are we becoming bad at cricket now
imagine repeatedly getting bowled out by unknown peewee medium pacers on hobbit sized fields
SantGOD
engbros, can you please sort your shit out for the ashes...thought we were going to get a good series
Imagine thinking "hobbit sized grounds" is an insult. I know that pozzfailians arent exactly known for their intelligence but it actually takes far more skill to bat on a smaller ground as you need to place your shots correctly due to the smaller angles to work with, as there is effectively less open space. You can thrash at anything on an Australian ground and it will land in some outback desert with no fielders anywhere near it. Nz grounds are too skillful and soulful for the microscopic poostralian """"brain""" to comprehend
>takes far more skill to bat on a smaller ground as you need to place your shots correctly due to the smaller angles to work withjust smash it over the fielders lmao
don't have to place shit when complete shanks clear the boundary
uhhh englandhaterbros???
>>151728444bit in this actually, reckon we need to put some cloth layering on the face of bats so the ball doesn't go as far and make all grounds smaller
manmust suck to be a kiwithey had england by the balls this match and fucked itbazball wins again
kek they're actually going to lose this
post yfw you realise you are not a kiwi
My wrist was aching from having to contort so much to reach my lily sister's lovely lady lips; so much so, that—alas!—I had to pull it away to recover for a spell before having another go. In the interim, I gave the little nosegay she'd left on my fingers a big whiff:—Treats of my Juliet's blushing shithole:—roses, ambrosia, a fish market, amrita, the body wash that was on special last time we were at the shops, nectar, girlcum—Heaven! I was an animal experiencing the Pentecost. I was a bull on its way to Dionysia.
>Blair Ticknermost snoozylandish name ever
Frankie is starting to grow on me as a commentator, much better than Katie Martin
does tickner have ticker?
we got too cocky
>92.8% Seems nobody else knows how to win on our hobbit grounds
>>151728323made me smile
>>151728553mostly only minnows travel to nzno australia in that list
>>151728573AKA dodging us
england fielding their fresh blood for this one?
>>151728588we tried to play there recently but it rains too much
Dodgestralia is dodging us all summer
>>151728607that was a t20 series (>our weakest format) and >we won 2-0
LETS GO SYPER OVER
poopeelanders innately understand the retardation of the baz mind
baste
Zakky F starts and finishes it
>44.4>ends with a 4 chasing 222
Zak's all Foulkes
apologies to the kiwis
Apologies not accepted
we won the storyhumiliating for peewees to struggle that badly
ashes status?
>>151728652cancelled. india have been invited to stay and play a test series instead
>wake up >ODI already over these peewees need sorting out over their time zones.
>wake up>read the ramblings of mad man zachary bowenwtf are you on about you schizo freak? bet none of those events happened outside your head in your little bedsit
>>151728686it was quite the seethe seshthink he wanted to introduce some lore about being a chubby chaser
it must have been a local bouldering plebbit meet up
>>151728655Still dodging nz i see, we just won the challenger status from England tonight
>>151728686>>151728696Happens every Friday night/Saturday morning>gets drunk alone>seethes on here >gets baited >seethes moreHonestly that cunt and his multiple “personalities” has nearly pushed everyone out, I’ve barely posted since the end of the English season, brithours are just that cunt and shitjeet (sameperson) spamming.
leave zachy alone
>ynr Vaughan saying “give Brook the captaincy in white ball” >ynr Vaughan saying “give Brook the vice-captaincy in the Test team” >ynr Vaughan saying “Harry Brook is a future England captain” What is it with Dorkshire cunts in cricket pushing for other Yorkie cunts even when they are clearly a brainlet?
>>151728724>brithours are just that cunt and shitjeet (sameperson) spamming.very true. started to feel a lil bad for him because he's clearly working through some deep issues
Think it's about time for another bulk purchase of books from Amazon. The amount of options I have when shopping online is frankly palsying, so I generally prefer buying in person. But alas, sometimes I want something specific.Thinking Roman and early modern English theatre (maybe a proper edition of Shakespeare), Chaucer, Virgil, Dante, the rest of Ovid...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQfDDuyFDc2/
>>151728794>Tell me you're homosexual without telling me
if you weren't a pseud poser, you'd just download those books from pdfdrive (and actually read them)
careful lads there is a rat in our midst
*squeak*()-() \"/ `
newfags cant ratforce
is starting an instagram gay? I have no connection in life, maybe if i post a few pics of me people will add me and talk
lets go usa
is anybody else watching
>>151728969you won't gain friends by just starting an instagrambest option is to find something youre super passionate about, join a club for it and then start meeting people through your shared love of said thinghaving an instagram just gives those people a way for them to contact you in a casual wayno one cares if you have no photos on it
reckon you're a fucking retard
>>151729021back in my day you added them on facebook
>>151728969Instagram isn't really for making friends, no social media is. Sometimes I see people on insta that clearly have no mates and it's weird as fuck. I dont even post on there, it's just good for following news like sports teams, athletes and celebrities and shit they seem to post pretty good stories and also reels because I refuse to use tiktok.
instagram is where I talk to my mateswe dont use messenger or WhatsApp or wechat or discord
>>151729047thanks for the insight. Following the sport stars would be cool. But i have an urge to post pictures of me just around my house and outside. Even if just 1 real person adds me its fine. But i'll think about it
>>151729021good advice, theres a water painting class a walk away i'm thinking about joining
todays sport>england vs australia (league) - 2:30pm>england vs australia (union) - 3:10pm>tottenham vs chelsea - 5:30pm>liverpool vs villa - 8pm>ireland vs new zealand (union) - 8:10pm
>>151729075theres meetup groups for high functioning autists too you might try
>>151729062Sure, do what you want but I find it quite odd for everyone on the Internet being able to see that stuff about me. I set my profile to fully private, most people do these days that arent a public figure/business/organization. But I suppose if you comment a lot on things and follow other people with similar interests they follow back.
>>151729075Which city are you from? There may be a steamworks nearby
>>151729076couple of those overlap m8
>>151729089dual screen mate dual fucking screen
>>151729087The local gay bar shut about a decade ago i missed out lol
I reckon less than 10 photos have been taken of me in the last 5 years
>>151729093based
Mary's Poppins is still poppin'
>>151729085I might do that then. Do the private and comment/similar interest route. Probably safer
bro just watched dexter for the first time
not true, lot of offspring consumed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43XOSiKfqM
organisers are retards and should've played at 7:30pm locally like they do for every primetime game here, so it's on in the morning here
what are we havinghttps://loucasseafoodrestaurant.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Loucas-menu-2025-spring-pdf.pdf
Butcher’s cut (please see wait staff for today’s steak) Add SA King prawns 25 MP
NOW IM FLYING TO THE MOOOOOOON AND BACK IF YOULL BEEEEE IF YOULL BEEEEEEEEE MY BABBBBBBY
chock-a-block with choon after choon
>>151728724you never recovered from chadchy b laying the verbal smackdown on you last online meetstill clawing away at you isn't it lmao
>>151729398chowder, never had it
>>151729512that's garbage
>>151729564It's very clearly Cake.
>those toothpaste coloured beanies>token jeet with a broccoli zoomer trim>at least 5 bouldering phenotypesthis one hurts lads. we've literally lost to reddit: the team
go fuck yourself turkbro, you don't know shit. your taste in music is like taking an inexperienced archer and giving him arrows to shoot at a million mile wide rym bingocard
think I'll take based tvrkbro's recs over le edgy NIN schoolboy tyvm
don't test me right now. i will let loose
I don't like it when people are rude to each other.I'm going to bed -- for several reasons, and this is one of them. Good night.
fr uncalled for him to lay into cake
nothing sets you guys off more than having their music tastes criticised
what else matters?
vinyl spin lad has consistently questionable picks tbf
lads pls we are a family
wonder if zachy is going to find those pictures he took of that slampig when he wakes up and start masturbating
decided I won't post again. you really all are such a nasty group.
sigh. you got garbage records in your collection. garbage is a band. you guys can start from there.https://youtu.be/cO-YCm4GXw8>>151729789stay mate. they're just high/drunk/hungover
reading a bookhttps://youtu.be/2uRf44eXyVY
>>151729833why do you keep posting this pic?
>>151729874why not
>>151729833we're a teetotal general
>3 losses in a rowIt's over Nepal bros
I only like nicotine
For me? It's the holy herb
>>151730324so true
Even through the darkest daysThis fire burns, always
turkbro is cheating on us lads
I cant stop watching gay porn
Go back >>151722213
can never tell if posts like that are genuine or just something to say in /cric/ to get a response. doubt it's true me desu
I have a problem
I can stop watching gay pornJust nothing else to do in my nang gaff in York
proxy cunt runs cricket aye was about to say its wild how no one calls it out but it isn't cause 85% of the posts in this dead general are him
WAKE UP DUMB NEET SPASTICS CRIGGY'S ON
rugby's on
is the weather fucked in tasmania too?
Undisputed GOAT
>>151742537why did sachin never captain?
>>151742486google.com
>>151742909zero leadership qualities
Shall be watching Shotime tonight.
>>151743508Still better than poonter
>>151744053>captained the greatest team of all timeyeah alright buddy
ricky ponting is the only commentator i can think of that has regularly suggested something that a fielding captain should change in the field and if then done, has often been proven as an elite callbrowns like to say he was only successful because of the team he had but mogs every other commentator with his insights in the box
Instagram questioner here from earlier. Theres a singles night 20's and 30's next week near me. Have you guys ever been to one? Experiences? I'm socially inept but i'm at the point where i have nothing to lose and don't care. I think i'm ready.
>>151745224>we'll have a bowl moite --Edgbaston 2005>manged to lose a test series to shitters like Geraint Jones and Wheelie Bin Giles with the likes of Warne and McChucker>convicts only series win (massive *) in The Final Frontier was when poonter wasn't captain poonter was a zero IQ monkey
>>151745431>aww gee warnie reckon ya can bowl another forty overs t'day moiteWow what a captain
>>151745498theyre generally pretty grimI feel like thats jumping forward a bit if youre socially inept but also wont do you any harm
>>151745498just start going out by yourself, it's fun and it only takes a few times to get used to itt. billy no mates
Mass stabbing in the UK
>>151746938Ok i'll try this>>151746393I'll go out by myself to bars first then like other anon said. It'll save me the $30 entry fee as well
Just randomly remembered when John Travolta serenaded the socceroos lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KX8FiCPhXg
>>151747470>import mudslimes and niggers by the millions>what could possibly go wrong?T'beeb been showing the Scream Triology for the festival cucktians stole from the so-called pagans and commercialised aka haloween so who knows
I am gay.I am trans.I am boosted.
>>151747470very sadfew more stabbings will have to happen before something is done about it
i am a vile piece of excrement
>Kane Williamson retires from T20
anybody watching the baseball? tied in the 9th seems interesting, might have a watch
>>151754167watched every game of the playoffs this is an insane end to it all
can confidently say that yamamoto is the goat over that fraud ohtani
Will Smith win the world series?
Mookie Betts got the game winning double play after the worst world series batting performance of all time
Why can't cricket have an Ohtani?
wtf I thought this shit would already be on
>>151760555offtopic
>>151760555looks like wa timezone
if this t20 isnt as exciting as game 7 of the world series then this sport is dead to me
Bought a pokemon plush that says "FOR SALE IN MAINLAND CHINA ONLY" on the tagHope I don't get in trouble
how's the shiny hunting going la
It's Emolga if anyone's curious. I also bought an Axew because it was buy 1 get 1 free. That one has no such disclaimer, although, hilariously, it has "Larvitar" written on the price tag instead.
>>151762366I was never hunting. That skrelp was just one I found during my regular playthrough
Are you toycunt?
>>151762418Yes. You may be surprised to find out I also play video games.And write poetry.
>>151762417I swear you posted about shiny hunting during one of the aussie games recentlymaybe a case of impersonation
>write poetry
bad poetryoh noetry
I met a player from a Fire Emblem threadWho said: "Two underwhelming offence statsOn a child unit...Near them, boss-kill fed,Half shrouded, a goth girl visage lies, whose smirk,And wrinkled lip, and sneer of yandere dread,Tell that its sculptor just made Tharja againBut with different hair, because her MotherIs a dancer whose growth rates are insane.And in a 4chan post these words appear:'My name is Rhajat!Azura, chief of onis:Look on my level up, ye Mighty, and despair!'Average stats remain. Round the hit-ratesOf that abysmal SKL, unreliably low,Her ‘okay’ defences can tank a hit, or two…”
>>151762440are you a neet? no hate, just wondering if you can afford your consumerism on cenna
>>151762694No. I work 4 days a week.And I'm not a rentcuck either; I have a mortgage.
alright lads, so i want to learn construction skills but i work a full-time job i dont plan on and pays well, I just want to do weekend labouring but i haven't had much luck finding job offerings for a pure weekend labourer, is anyone aware of a place to find this sort of work?
>>151762721nice bro>>151762739thats not really how you get into construction. its all apprenticeships and they just wont really have much interest in someone with no experiencebest bet is to find a mate in construction
walk onto any jobsite and ask if theyre after labourersmost labourers dont work weekends unless youve been with a crew for a bit (like a bricklayers crew) and some of the crew are doing weekend work and need oneif you want to get onto a bigger jobsite with a bigger company who do work weekends regularly you'll need to apply through labour hire companies or the company itself
>>151762805you forgot the eye contact & firm handshake
>>151762789>>151762805ill give it a try fellas, i only want to do this since i would like to build my own place some day and also not be a complete useless cunt when it comes to home maintenance>>151762865ill keep this in mind too
>>151762910are you the singles night guy?
SMACKY IS BACK TONIGHT HIT EM FOR SIX SMACKY!!
hope >we bat firstnot keen on this chase mentality
lmao, solar cucks in the fucking ropes
>>151763133kek
>>151763133>climate change causes extreme weather>this extreme weather damages solar panels LOL SOLAR KEKS XD XD XDThis is the braindead nonsense I'd expect from /afl/
>>151763133oops, no way to repair all thatjust dump those resources in a landfill
>>151763179think you missed the climate firmware update lad
its good if the climate gets hot as long as that heat has come from the running of datacentres
bill will invent a jab that lowers the body temperature of all vaxies 5 degrees, simple as
duck first ball
head has really committed to the boon look and is working on the gut now
its a solid look to be fair
work just called
why'd he go and do that for
what channel are my niggas watching this on, i thought it was on 7plus
I'm a kayocuck
business idea: last 20 overs
kayo
le chucker has arrived
webcric stream
here comes the chucker himself
here he is, the 'most valuable primate'
that time I debunked cric
baz virus
not sure about this inglis cunt
thought that was going
the best t20 player in the world will save us (tim david)
>>151763479what am I looking at
/cric/ lore
>>151763479perplexing post
>>151763479those chairs look like asscheeks
WALLOP
>>151763458.
>>151763541based delayo watcher
DROPPED LIKE A COW PAT
Arsedeep thing
love tim david, mejust a big stoic lad that doesn't care about being scruffy
>>151763488peewee backback lad being a weird creeper and secretly taking pics of 2 blokes picking up a waitress. he later went back to his hotel and wrote a seething essay about it on cric. proper incel moment
hmm
I fucking love watching slow bowlers get hit out of the stadium
Tim David haters on the ropesi told you last game he was goated at t20
be funny if we 4-0'd these shit cunts
>>151763603love this new tech
i love watching indian bowlers hit out of the stadium
reckon bumrash is just slightly chucking the ball here lmao
kek gottem
>>151763603getting my protractor out for this one
heh bumrah
love t20 since im an aussie
David is mogging them hard
>we were picking up a waitress lad>she was the manager>2x normal price for drinks>talked to her for 5 minutes>went home aloneACK
singapore's own tim david
>good innings from davidmate hes faced 23 balls, can't call that an innings
>SR of 200+this is a top tier t20 innings m8
how jeet'y is the crowd in hobart?
reckon i could be a bit gay but dunno yet....
>get 2 wickets early>then get smacked around for the next 5 overs by one guy kek
pretty jeet codedindians that go overseers have the money to follow the game around the country
crazy how smacky is equal highest century scorers in t20's with 5 when his career has mostly been batting at 5 or lower while all the other guys are usually openers or 3
big guy
>run 1 to get back on strike when your partner has been doing amazing>get out instantlyepic
uuuu
Is Tim David related to David Warner?
>>151763721cricket has a blend of manlets and lanklets that's quite variedi guess lots of sports have that though
>>151763721yeah, he mogs marsh and opposing bowlers
OWEN YOU FUCKING SPASTIC CUNT
FUCK
lmaowho the fuck rates this Owen ladwhat a fucking shit cunt
>>151763730KEK
he'll get the hat trick calling it now
you gotta be fucked in the head to live, let alone play in hobart
whys that m8
owen should be opening
axar and varun look cool desu
>>151763811not sure about this specsavers ad
>>151763657wtf are you on about
sorry bongbros. disgrace whats happening to both of our countries. best of luck in the ashes aye. love yous.
>>151763762bro youre from new zealand...
i have to get on a train today pray for me
>hobart
Aus getting on top 'ere
>>151763603real thug banger reppin' westside ong
>>151763862be careful ladi'd be avoiding public spaces for a bit
based
>>151763862call in sick m8
>>151763907>gives himself out
>pozzies losing in shartmart
you lied about smackyhave no faith in this cunt coming out
they lied to both of us :(
didn't hear about the stabbing til now, you miss so much when you're not on twitter
>>151763862call in sick brother
>ball bounces upwards and sideways into batter's chest>call OUUUUTlmao
wheres smacky
>>151763958i only know of it because of this >>151747470
>>151763958>>151763968same i only looked it up once i saw people here talking about itlearning about big news from 4chan is classic for me
>love t20 more than anything>aren't even that good at itlol
>mouth breather>sleepy eyesis varun special?
stay safe bongbros
say what you want about jeetmigrants but they're not stabbing fellas
hate how you can never tell if the ball is going to somebody on the boundary on tv coverage
>one or the other why not neither
>>151763993they should show an overlay with the field briefly at the start of overs and whenever it changes
>>151763988>implying theyre to only ones we get
>>151763988they're worsejeets are like the jew/woman menacefar more subversive and damaging than pure violence
weird hearing the crowd cheer when our players do a good batsmanningwell done hobart
browns shouting allah ackbar is now as dubious to me as political slogans written on guns or bulletssuddenly islam is out of hibernation and randomly attacking in the west again
>>151763988ausjeet my son
I dont even want to say anything about the stabbings these days because 20 years ago we were saying exactly this shit would happen and I'm just so desensitized by it and apatheticmake sure these retarded cunts that voted for these get their just rewards
based albo recognising plaestine keeping AusGODs free from new muzzie happenings
>>151763988>it's ok fellow australians sir, we- I mean they only do the rapings of childrens sir!
>another easy winyawn
rape is worse than murder to be fair
what's a good score at Hobart?also what is there to do in Hobart?
>>151764039stop jinxing us bro
>>151764049190 is par in my opinion
>trying to scam a catch
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151764049MONA is elite, eat a scallop pie, get sunburned despite it being 8°C
cheating cunt kek
dirty pacheat
jeets? more like cheats haha
stoinis just seems like slightly less of a brainlet these days
he's matured a bit
he's a real air breather
based tim david mentorship
>>151764059miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe
not out play on
>*chucks*>zero wicketsexplain
200 for the story win not happening now
>arshdeep
hello my name is Arsedeep nice to meet you
that's a long straight boundarybowl full and these babby ground jeets won't continually clear them
dire totaljeets winning easily
le charge down the pitch and slap it through the off side man will get out cheaply
>women's world cup final currently getting washed outkekhope the crowd has to leave and come back again and gets heemed
not cricket
thinking 2 wickets in the fist 3 overs or I'm going to bed
i thought the changeover in t20s was quicker
first ball coming up friends
uhh why exactly are aus playing a meme bowling attack full of literal whos?
>>151764324the men are getting ready for the ashes m8might as well the kids have a go and keep india happy
>>151764338bingo
This Fox Weight Transfer was brought to you by Remitly: "Wait, transfer your money to India"
theres something inherently disrespectful about an opposition team batting in T20
t20 is offensive to people who like cricket
>>151764230its over for you im afraid
i love t20 because im an aussie
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO POLUTIONLAND AND TAKE YOUR CLIMATE CHANGE WITH YOU FUCKFACE
this bindian batsman has polynesian tattoos
GONE GOTTEMDANCE MORE ON THE CREASE FUCKHEAD
been saying for years Ellis is elite
apparently tim david has an elite back salad
have a normal one bharat
uhhh why didn't they go for the catch?????
>2 overs for 31 runskiller instinct is gone
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
>>151764427>polynesianwe call them island irish
>>151764454muslims did that, not indians
that is, how you say, plumb as fuck
playing sean abbott after that kid just died from a cricket ball feels like a real low blow
finna low blow a load
What's slats up to these days?
are >we throwing this game of what? bowling is fucked
>>151764588beating off
>>151763862Not worth it lad xoxo
india has hit nothing down the ground and they can'tretarded bowling to short wide boundaries
fuck this game. Kane retired lads :(
do the indians just forget they got blown the fuck out literally 2 nights ago?
>Kane retires from not-cricket to focus on cricket Not sure this is newsworthy
GOOOOOORRRRNNNN
fucking catch
sean abbott just killed his international career
le lob up short balls with short wide boundaries man
>Sean Abbott made his international debut in 2014
pozzie murderer on suicide watch kek
Work called, gotta go
Wassa wassa wasup my neegas
need another 3 wickets now after abbott's retardation
>jeet flags turn up when they need 30 runslmao
Is this good or bad for Australia?
>>151764756Imagine losing to india's worst t20 side of all time.
>>151764756kek so true
>>151764756its vpnsperg
>>151764761Catastrophic for China
>>151764756like clockworksebshit and shitjeet will rock up soon too
ever hear about what shook zampa? i assume some gay dog died, like a pug or a staffy
>>151764790bill gates told him climate change isn't real
>ellis is elite
The fucking drops lmao
>>151764790a cockapoo RIP :(
bed just called
>finally make them hit t down the ground>only makes it 3/4 of the way>drop it anyway
DROPPEDYOU MASSIVE FUCKING RETARDGO BACK TO THE BOG YOU IRISH FUCKHEAD YOU WILL NEVER BE WHITE
can't remember a worse team bowling display
>0-56Man, Abbot got murdered tonight.
total convict death
giving indians independence was a mistale
total poo flushing
not a single person here has debunked meprob the greatest trance song of all time btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jyLcu9nDSw
redpill me on owen. what does he do?
wow so this is the power of pozztralia's bowling bench ''''''strength'''''''no pat cummins but the ashes are clearly cummin home haha
make a note to say convict in every post so i know which flag you are using
>>151764961mogs you in your pathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWNohUlU3rE
>>151765031absolute banger not even gonna lie. M+S54 are goatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1W8fCGOQ8ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VL6pLHrUVMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl9lQonO_RQ
/cric/ (except zachy) and grim tunesname a more iconic duo
>>151764645based kane
>noooo the music has to reflect my bleak and grim outlook on the world
if the music isn't shitty dreary indie poprock from the 80s it's not /cric/
if it was from india it'd shitty india pooprock itkwim haha
chadchy b's superior tastes rattling the antipodeans again I see
like a cheap quartz watch, it's shit music time
one more rum
shut it bnoz
>>151765128probably a correlation between liking cricket and having bad music taste 2bh - see glammylad, seb, bard etczachy doesn't like cricket but the rest of /cric/ does
>convicts BTFO>engshitters BTFOGood.
>>151764997lmao
