>Lap:#8196>Countdown to Buhrahseewuh GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151716092>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:210>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:221 (220 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 357 (+25)PIA: 356 (+10)VER: 321 (+15)RUS: 258 (+6)LEC: 210 (+18)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 713 (+35)Ferrari: 356 (+22)Mercedes: 355 (+14)Red Bull RBPT: 346 (+15)Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1213.12 (+78.92)NOR: 1176.63 (+23.04)TSU: 1121.10 (+63.24)>News:Toto Wolff blasts ‘lunatic’ Michael Masi for ‘destroying’ Lewis Hamilton’s F1 recordRed Bull to ‘take more time’ on 2026 line-up – MekiesHamilton & Ferrari ‘needed time to be on same page'Liam Lawson’s 300whp Subaru Forester heads to auction in aid of mental health charityF1 to launch Disney partnership with Bellagio Fountains show at 2025 Las Vegas GPLewis Hamilton on Ferrari move: ‘Aligning our brands was even more powerful than I imagined’FIA faces legal action over allegations of ‘serious democratic failings’
alonso pole
ollie butthole
>spoopy skellies gonesad
Piss Tree Status?
You ever showed off your driving skills to a gril?Like Lauda in that Rush film?
>"i'm flying"-Sonny Hayes, 2025
>>151735065I took her to the Brian O'Connor school of driving. There were no survivors
>>151735056why they do that
>>151735065>have wife>"BABE SLOW DOWN">*GASP*SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UPGOD DAMN
>>151735137finna be cat food
>>151735056is he ok?>>151730605sophia is a ferrari fan
>>151735137the weak shall fear the strong
Why do we watch this shit again?
>>151735207>haha lemme just film the horse eat a chick and not interfere or stop it from devouring itI hate people sometimes.
>>151735244gottem
>>151735303howardbros... we keep losing
Howard will never recover from this
Montoya:>Colapinto has a seat thanks to sponsors Nigga, he matched Albon, he matched Gasly, he completely destroyed Aron, and Doohan wasn't up to par. What more do you want? Nigga coping and seething because his son isn't making it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjL2fbHBjuI
>>151735484>In May 2025, Montoya was announced to join two-time Formula One champion Fernando Alonso's management team, A14 Managementlil juan is getting that seas bucko
>>151735484You watch his podcast? He definitely has a bone to pick with Franco and his son's prospects.
>>151735406
>>151735244
LIGHTNING SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS
>>151735550big juan has a podcast?>>151735538small juan is an alopatriot?
>>151735137usually to disable marine life before filleting themseen this happen a lot to squids/calimari
>>151735484just south american squabbles innit
>>151735626mumu ogun thunderstrike you
>>151735657MontoyAS, it's him and a female reporter from AS Colombia.
>>151735800motoyass
juan kwablo montoyass
>>151735863one
its been a while, has jamaica anon posted since the hurricane??? huh
>>151735954Unfortunately
Jensen butthole
Carlos Taint
>>151735900thing
Whine Pablo Moantoya
>>151736134i dont know why
im in bed already watching the highlights of Brazil GP 2007i sleep for about 12 hours a day now 7-8pm till 7-8ami much prefer living in my dreams than irl
>>151736237so do i, but i cant, im sleeping about 5-6 on average lately
>>151735900week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry", five days since you laughed at me, saying "get back together, come back and see me", three days since the living room I realised it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you, yesterday you'd forgiven me but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry, hold it now and watch the hoodwink as I make you stop, think, you'll think you're looking at aquaman, I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan,hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes, big like leann rimes, because I'm all about value, bert kaempfert's got the mad hits, you try to match wits, you try to hold me, but I bust through, gonna make a break and take a fake, I'd like a stinking aching shake, I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours, gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know the vertigo is gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver, how can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad, I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral, can't understand what I mean? you soon will, I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a history of taking off my shirt
one pablo
>>151736237I had a dream this week where I made a girl laugh.
>>151736340I had a nightmare where a girl laughed at me
>>151736204it doesn't even matter how hard you try
>>151736362kill the bitchits very funny until it isntkill the bitch
>>151735262>getting between a horse and it's foodIncredibly bad idea
Gimi
>>151736428AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY YOU GO
>>151736428>getting between a horse and it is food>getting between a horse and it has food???
>can post webms again
>can post mp4s again
out of all things from 20-30 years ago in F1 I want low-downforce cars backthe onboards of today look so robotichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpa8M82fqoY
>can post jpgs still
>>151736814>>151736844Post an avi.>>151736967>can post jpgs stillPost a bmp.
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>151737047>sugar in his tankThat sounds like a really bad thing. Don't turn him on or his engine will go poof.
they spoilt this one with the laptime straight away
Max? Me? Surely (you) jest...
The CGI in the next Star Wars movie seems off.
>>151737132didnt notice, too focus on the stearing inputsim not a streering guy, it was quite hard but got most, i mistook spa with austria
>>151737245comments are saying that Spa was shown from bus stop
alonsoooo alonsoooo alonsoooo alonsoooo alonsoooo alosnoooo alosnoooo alosnoooo alonsoooo alonsoooo alonsoooo alosnoooo alonsoooo alonsoooo alosnoooo alonsoooo alosnooooa lsonooo alonsooooa losnooo
>>151737269why would they do that? thats cheating
>>151737306some are also saying it's just the video editing and the drivers saw the correct one :-)
>>151736237Could be sarcoidosis
>>151737344so some of them are lying, but which ones?i dont think it was the bus stop, i mistook it with austria because of the big right turn, so ill going to kill them, they cant just lie on the internet and get away with it>>151737358>Dr._Gregdont tell edd
>>151736428Geese are annoying and irritating dickheads, so this was justified.
>>151737413>Duck flappers typed this post
>>151737413You're crazy geese are awesome
Races for this feel?
>>151737231The CGI in Star Wars has felt off ever since they decided to bring Peter Cushing back from the dead and de-age people like Hamill for stupid cameos.Imagine F1 doing that and pretending that Senna vs. Prost was still a thing.
>>151737777Checked. Dutch GP 2023
>>151737274alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>1517377772003 Spanish GP
>>151737823like senna deaged his gf
>>151737968If Senna'd de-aged his girlfriends, they'd have looked like fucking embryos, anon.
>>151737141Max's extracurriculars were more entertaining than the actual championship.
>>151738027yeah it was funny how he pussied out when his team needed him the most and then choked the wdc like a true medshitter
I haven't pooped in 4 days
>>1517381287 days and you get a free icecream cone!
Max has a steel soul but fucking HELL do I hate how women blowing out wide open what he has internalised as of late. These things actually never had fathers or what? Acting as if he's a rape victim.
brasil next
>>151735065I'm pretty certain I've never had a women in my car, like not even my own sister
brazil now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpoZo4vjooQ
>>151738431Any video of her cock?
>>151738569i had sex with my high school girlfriend in my car a few times (i was also in high school before i get nigel'd)basically the exact opposite of you
>>151738639>i was also in high school and? which subject did you teach?
>>151735484a quien le importa el puto alpine? jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja además lo tuyo es la pelotita soruyo jajajajajajajajajajajajaja
>>151738639my highschool girlfriend made an of page and sold fug videos that we made without my knowledge, consent or paying a portion of proceeds from any sales
>>151737777me at the left and checked double vale digitals
>>151738855does your face show?
>>151738887no, just the back of my head and near on everything else (even my anus hole)
>>151738930Is there asshole licking in the vid?
>>151738930nice
>>151738855you may be entitled to compensation
>>151739050We are entitled to review the footage.
>>151738995no>>151739050i have thought about taking her to court but that would mean that i>have to prove it's me in the vids>have to come up with $ for a decent lawyer, who will take all the money i win anyway>since she moved back to england, i have to get her back to au or i have to go to the uk and kick it off therefrankly it would be much better if she were kneecapped
>>151739248... She wasn't on The Apprentice UK by any chance?
>>151739272nah
>>151737777https://youtu.be/ZMZJ3ZaEcIQ?si=cZ3zUBkYxChWD4_M
>>151739592biz idea: the 2026 push to pass button should have a random 10% chance of making the front and rear wings explode.
your 2025 f1 WDC
>>151738128Could be sarcoidosis. We should perform some insane tests that are likely to kill the patient.
fromuler won?
>>151739474TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
i blew it
its finally uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z_VASmUPi0
>>151740607>An exitless room>Herbert, Hill and (You)>A pistol with one (1) round in your handWho are you shooting?
>>151740658me
>>151740658hellbert
>>151737777Saudai Arabia 2021
Penelope Kvyat's first BBC
>Toto Wolff blasts ‘lunatic’ Michael Masi for ‘destroying’ Lewis Hamilton’s F1 recordlmao, my fucking keksI love Abu Dhabi 2021!
>>151740810that's called cbeebies mate
>>151740658a locked door doesnt count as an exit so i shoot the lock and go to wendys
>>151740201It's a kind of car race
>>151737823>The CGI in Star Wars has felt off ever since they decided to bring Peter Cushing backIt's felt off ever since the prequels m8, early 2000's CGI has aged worse than Jurassic Park from the 90's
>>151740810Belgian Brazilian ChampionAnd his name is Max Verstappen
>>151740910you can shoot the lock but that won't help if the door is welded shut
>>151741142excuse me, but Franz is German
>>151741302>FranzWho?And is this Franz person Bavarian?
>>151737777Why wasn't he wearing his seatbelt?
>>151741476they were, but it was only for lowerbody
>>151741547that seems a bit silly. do seatbelts not legally need to restrain the upper body as well?
eddbanterstops.jpg
>ynr a few weeks ago medshitters saying peeasstri had the wdc in the bag
>>151741565IDK if you're joking or not but no, seatbelts in cars that were made in the 60's and 70's didn't mandate shoulder straps.
>>151741611>you dont get excited talking about fish and chipsi know
kinda torn between hating a UK cunt winning it or loving an OSSIE cunt bottling it
>>151741624those seats were clearly built in the 2020s
>>151741675the car wasn't
Hard to believe I posted this in June. Just amazing how profound my understanding of f1 is sometimes
>>151741675The car was restored over many years, he mentions in the video that the seats do actually have a proper harness in them but they were just lazy and retarded and thus just opted for the lap belts.
What are we drinking today bros? Pic rel.
>>151742037Caramel coffee.
Max did the most medshitter thing ever and pussied out on his team the second the car wasn't looking competitive. He's going to spend the rest of his life hating himself thinking how he missed out on the opportunity to win what would have been the most epic wdc in history. There's a lesson to be learned here: don't even hang around medshitters, their disease spreads everywhere and shits everything up.
>>151742037for me? an old time classic
>>151741759colapinto has better odds of winning than piss3
B-B-B-BRASILIOOO NEXTO!!!
>>151742646>ynr colapiss
What if George Russell wasn't evil?
Please God, help Max beat the soibois. Amen.
was mexico a good race?
Romanians are not okay people.
>>151742037pint o' cola
>oscar is paying out nearly x5 for BRASILbrehs..do i hear AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>151742779Reported to MI6
>>151735001colabros...
>>151742674>Tattooed slag
>>151742852yugi bros.......
>>151742779you mixed up the last two words
>>151742158How much did you pay for that water?
>>151741611>you don't get excited talking about fish and chipsone guy did
>>151742852he is the only current one without a top 6
>>151742753Increasingly so towards the end of the race, and them incredibly anthetically so for the last lap and a half.
>>151741242
>>151742886>its not tap wutah so i cant follow the joke>pic rel>>151742852yeah im thinkin its over
>>151743071Extremely elaborate grenade.
>>151743260https://youtu.be/hZ1orxXV2Gs
I pooped.
>>151743377you sure you didn't just catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror?
>>151742852Bort hasn't had a top 5 finish? Huh. Also>both AlpinesUtter disgrace
>>151743474apologize
>brazil next>mais que nada playshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30IePC8c99g
>>151743811
>>151743914this used to be a polite forum
>>151743959You're misremembering.
>>151744138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veZaHimbtaQ
Free Practice 1 in: 5 days, 13 hours, 44 minutes, 53 seconds
oh shit its gonna be a WPRING SEEK
wprint seek*its over
Got a hypersoft keychain
gimi
wait its novemberwtf?
>>151745710Cool.
>Brazil next
2025 sucked so much ass that everyone forgot that the year is almost at it's end. Grim.
>>151745748wow this guy is really unlucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0naKeVdo5V0>brazil next
I'm on my 6th Heineken (the official Formula 1 beer for true racists) beer right now because of F1 propaganda, could I sue FIA for enabling my drinking problem?
>>151746587>Defendants for Bernie Ecclestone, F1 and the FIA have torn into Anonymous 2025 alcoholism claims.>Anon, as he asked to be called, was told that his own mistakes in life, not the FIA, caused him his liver damage, at the High Court in London this week.
What did Lando mean by this?
And this?
Stop posting ass.
>>151746811>>151746859dyam batty boy
>>151746811>>151746859he wants the motogp ass cam in f1
remember to set your cocks back an hour tonight :)
>>151747401nogood timezones don't need to do this
>>151747401
>>151747401c'mere, you
>>151747320>f1 taint cam
>>151746811>>151746859
chicken shop poof
looking for the problem
>>151748371>The elites don’t want you to know this but the twinks at the track are free you can take them home
>>151748679>looking at himself instead of the redtruly the mindset of a champion, always believes there is something he can improve instead of blaming his surroundings.
>>151748788jej
>>151748679The gap between chuck and sir Lewis is greater than max and Lando/Oscar.
>>151748993why are you telling me this like i care?
>>151749061I didn't notice the flag, and assumed you weren't retarded.My apologies.
>>151749212death to horsefagsthe fie rises
>Cheating team lost in BazeBallzhahhahah
amerilard jam kangaroo hours
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
sat outside and drank hooch and now im smashed
>>151751813
>>151751813what's hooch
tag heuer? more like zu teuer
>>151752560kiwi bird juice
>>151752700thought they just had those on the retarded minicunt
>>151752700>>151752825oh wait didn't realize that post was from the retarded minicunti'm also retarded and druk
>>151752825he is that but you cant say that
>>151743811>apologizeI'm sorry both of you are brown.
>>151752951i'll say what i like
>>151747473yeah because we already did it last week
shut up you fatfuck im watching the sopranos
>>151756016ohhhh!!! this guy!!!
>>151756016
>>151756016before... and WAY before!
oh canada....
>>151757609HAH?
the entire nation of canada just got nippon'd
>>151742674>fake tits
https://youtu.be/J7_bMdYfSws
>>151756016very observant, the sacred and the propane
f1 equivalent to the cute birds choking bases loaded to le doyers?
I liked /f1/ better when jamaicanon was kill
globohomos really think they're going to gaslight us into thinking a bunch of dominicans losing to a bunch of mexicans is a matter of national pride
>>151759198>national prideI didn't think they let you have that anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151759198>national pride>in TorontoISHYGDDT
Never question America again.Now the American racer (max verstappen is an honorary American for being skilled in his field) is going to win the wdc to further reinforce that you shouldn't question America.Also worth noting that one of the worst drivers on the field is actually canadian, get fucked canada.
>>151748993>64 pointsit was 66 points last year betwern chuck and proud btw so don't post this comparison again thank you
>>151760846>Also worth noting that one of the worst drivers on the field is actually canadian*Eastern-Euro-Israeli
>>151760932Do you believe the saar or the sham is better?>captcha P0SHW
>>151760951Ethnically, yes. But he was born in raised in canada, and fill the Canadian role of being a loser propped by money. Which is also an Isreali thing, but it can be a hallmark of two things. If anything it's compounded.
>>151761032the proud
>>151761032the cute
>>151760846fact check
Max = CanadaOscar = ShogayLando = GODGAMOTO
>>151760846max has achieved 100% medshitter status since this season
>>151735406Howard was in the locker room when Sandusky touched those kidsHe didn't say anythingJO PA IS INNOCENT YOU INHUMANE SACKS OF DOG SHIT GIVE THAT POOR OLD MAN HIS TROPHIES BACK HE'S THE GOAT FUCK NICK SABAN RENTING OUT APARTMENTS AND BUYING NEW CARS AND ENGAGING IN MAFIA RIGGING I NEED SOME XANNAX AND BOOZE TO FORGER THE PAIN OF THE WORLD SERIES FUCK OHTANIS CHEATING ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAASSAAAAAAguess I'm gonna have to see my therapist tomorrow
>>151762072Joe Pa was a homo and a diddler
>>151762379He certainly loved a tight end, we know that much.
>she forces you to dress up for halloween
>>151742674>censored feetI'm rock hard and she knows it got dammit
>>1517627802 1 3
>>151742674Also post sauce
>>151763104Lai Dawud
da woodda WOULD
DAILY REMINDER:>>DAILY REMINDER:DAILY REMINDER:>>DAILY REMINDER:this is the checo effect in effect
>>1517630803 1 4
>>151763683 1 1
>>151763683E L I T ELITE
>hard coomers in the chat
>.gif
>>151763891chat is this true?
>>151763911>̶̛̛̣̋̊̓̀̀͋͌̋̒͒́̕.̴͎̻̫̱͇͓͎̞͋̍́͝j̵̡̬̱̝̣͍̥͍̙̈́̀̄͌̒̔̈́͝ͅp̴̧͕͚̑̋̎͒̈́̈̔̃̒̋̚ğ̴̡̙̹̟̰̖̠̫̩̺͛̓͊̄̚̕̚͠͝͝
>banning a nigga for posting a SFW Brazilian booty in honor of the upcoming Brazilian GPPeak reddit
CCCCCHICKENLAVA CHICKEN
>>151764371It was a CHILD
>banning a niggabased
soooo nothing f1 or /f1/ related going on?
>>151764704american races are all slop
>>1517434922 P6 I think
>>151764704I just ate a muffin
Ollie
>>151764965YOU FAT BASTARD
I wish MAX wasn’t so flustered 24/7/365
>>151764995good length and girth (of the neck)
>>151765013:(
>>151765029ollie girther
Jimny safety car when?
*farts*
>niggalodeon
Thread's moving so fast no one will know I'm Lando Norris
Thread's moving so slow that everyone will know I drive a Toyota Prius and take it up the ass
>>151765350we at /f1/ would love to eat your sweet brown ass
>>151765389The entire Prius? Up the ass?
>>151765401SIR
Norris is not allowed on the internet without supervision
>>151765406Oh you know it ~
