6 Million my ass!
2 gamethreads the whole night is fucking pitiful fuck the gaypexnext week is even worse btw
I miss Switzerland, bros. the fresh air, the food, the trust-based and closeknit societies. just an all around great placeif America ever gets permaheemed, I'm definitely going to either Switzerland or Norway
>>151742330thanks bappa ;P
Holy smokes Nascimento's standup sucks.
Brazillian bet against himself lol
>>151742366I think its comfy. If big fights happen Im giddy and nervous (like last week). But sometimes we need these kind of cards - Just comfy.
>>151742366nah, this show is worse than next week. at least next week you've got simon vs barcelos, cld vs tulio and salikhov in action
>>151742403Get shot in the head playa
>>151742405dulgarian vs the cuban problem is a great fight on this card schnell, bonfims, hokit/gimenez should all be good too. yanez is a banger. brown is very reliable
Nascimento mogs durden in every area of life. He dropped the first round but im sure he'll win this fight
Durden is motivating himself by looking at his bogged wife, kek.
>>151742439You're Jewish
Delija is a real one. He will save the card.
holy fuck this card is dogshit
>>151742450AARON PICO BRO
>>151742452He fucking SUCKS
Cody durden is one ugly bastard
>>151742466The guy who used to be on Fighter and the Kid?
UFC is dying. I worry about the Paramount transition. Its either a resurrection, or more likely the final nail in the coffin.
>>151742467it's lame as fuck that you happen to be here every single time I post. you legit have no lifefind a discord if you want friend simulation. this is a sports general
>>151742492Arbeit macht frei
who is the milf athletic commission woman?
Nastymentos absorbing everything
These dudes are garbage
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
HEEM TAPPY
HEEEEM TAPPYYYYYY
honestly, durden probably should have been cut after his last loss
beautiful guillotine by Nascimento
POOR LIL YT BOI
>>151742501Why are you guys mad about these kind of shows? There are so many on the Roster, we need these kind of shows. Also, these shows sometimes create Stars/Big Moments. Its a win-win for everyone. NICE SUB BTW. WHERE IS DURDENS BOGGED WIFE, SHOW HER REACTION
YER WOIFE IS MOINE
>>151742514>>151742539Aaron f*cking Pico!
>>151742474I told you he mogs him. The inferior genetics of durden had no chance.
Cody Durden is such a fucking bitch, unbelievable. Picks heemed but I had to pick the right side
>mma fighter in 2025>doesn't know how to check leg kicksgood job you fucking goof
zero white american champs SAD!POOR LIL YT BOI
Spiritually, my picks are still correct.
people forget man
>>151742564He still sucks though. He looks like a BJJ fighter trying his luck at MMA. He's getting mogged at some point. He's too soft to face a proper striker.
>>151742566I almost thought he was gonna escape. he did a great job trying to unscrew the grip by using the fence. Nascimento is legit
>>151742593Fuck Cody Turden
>>151742593Absolute state of the picks
>>151742593Can't believe there are people that picked Durden.
>>151742546UFC draws a very non-sporty crowd who don't understand how athletic competition works.
>>151742514Damn, no need to burn the faggot like this.
>>151742597Hes pretty good man. I think he beats erceg
>>151742546>>151742622go back
>>151742618I will never pick a Muslim, Russian, or Brazilian fighter unless those are the only choices.
>>151742643>I think he beats erceg
>>151742647Sorry m8 but I was born in Alaska and I will never leave
>>151742622it's mostly anime loving dweebs imo. that would also explain why so many of them are mentally ill and friendless. /a/ is a hyper autistic board from what i know
>>151742618Pretty stupid to not believe it b they're right there
>>151742675>lisabong
>>151742546>why are you guys mad about bad content?>we NEED bad content!>whats the big deal? sometimes something exciting happens anyway!
>>151742643no big value there, erceg had to go to war to beat ode osbourne
/a/aron pico
>>151742647Go back where? Go back to watching Nogueira tapping Tim Silvia and me marking out like a mad man? Going back to GSP getting lit up by Matt Serra and getting Goosebumps just seeing his Entrance in Canada at the Rematch? Or getting big eyed after Gonzaga knocked out CroCop? I mean come on, we all wished for more MMA/UFC in the past.
Damn this African nigga DARK
>>151742701I'm actually not him, but I am a Lisabong appreciator.
>>151742710Pico was winning until he lost
>>151742725Demolished that dimwit
Ok, maybe the card sucks but you sure know how to moan like a whore
>>151742746
>>151742747was DOMINATING that first 48 seconds
>>151742725go back to sherdog you performative loseri cant imagine pulling out my "credentials" to prove I'm a le heckin true mma fan on the internet
KNUCK IN 25 BINGSKNUCK IN 25 BINGSFELDMAN WILL SAVE US
THE FUCK TIMMY GONNA DO
I’m a cazzie who has no idea who is on this card
niggas will do 1 ufc fight night and they start wearing a suit
>>151742707You, as a human endowed with free will, have the choice not to watch it. You're no different from the redditors who cry about the same thing for updoots.
>>151742778he's not pulling out credentials just because he doesn't agree with ufc doomposting. it's a fact that 4eddit is full of people who hate watch the sport. it's weird as fuck
>>151742795He's got rizz, as the kids on the underground say.
>>151742807Aaron "4eddit" Pico
>>151742807I'm glad you agree his post was embarrassing enough to run cover for it
>>151742791Timbo
chud buffalo
>>151742725I'll remember that Gonzaga headkick forever
>>151742791Crazzie isn't on this card
>jajitsu p-pactiocioner
>>151742837watch the fight shorty
Didn't Radke just get heemed?
>>151742759>>151742806>>151742807Its crazy, look at that guy talking about "Reddit" and "Sherdog" while he does the exact same shit the people do over there, kek. Bash, Insult, Moan, Troll. But what can you do? Appreciate you though.
Aaron "Shorty" Pico
>>151742795He knows de wae
>>151742868Will never forget that sound, the way Mirkos leg bent and Gonzaga just stormed the Camera. Still insane to this day!
>>151742894He recently lost to Mallott
Say the faggot word Chuck!
Dumas is the only person who should be allowed to call themselves a Thug-Jitsu fighter because he's the only actual thug in the UFC.
seriously how do you post something like that and not pass out from your own cringe
Frumunda Cheese sucks
>>151742806I dont KNOW the card is going to be shit. All I do know is that it has 0 stakes and 0 name value. Even a shit card can be entertaining if it has those 2 things. Every card should have those two ingredients.
Holy smokes how did he survive that choke
>It's tight it's over>nothing happens
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOH IT'S OVER.>nothing
>fighter simply doesn't tap to rnc>gets outi was assured this wasn't possible
ooooooohhh
Playing bf6 while watching this utter gutter oil slop
>>151743012Radtke couldn't get a good grip with the choking arm. I think he might have t rex arms or something
>>151742383This things I'd do to Joanna
>>151742938people forget man
>>151743059positively ghoulish
>>151743040your brain is shot
Maybe the true heem was the frunza we made along the way
Happy Halloween everyone, by the way. It's always good to spend a holiday evening with other friendless UFC-enjoyers.
>>151743131cheers b
What the fuck is this main event LMFAO
Halloween is for children
The franks normally made and sold in my country are such garbage, it's almost impossible to make a decent hot dog. Thank fuck for imported Johnsonville packs. At least they taste of something resembling meat.
>>151743059JJ and Do Bronx would produce some very interesting looking offspring.
>>151743173I'm seething because you need 5+ screens of goyvision?
fight back dude
>>151743077She's ridiculously hot to me, her personality is so attractive, the way she carries herself, and since she retired she's put on a lot of good weight. It's less about the facial attractiveness and more about that, plus I think I have something for Polish girls
>>151743131>Halloween >31repeaterCool digits
>>151743131>>151743169
Themba Gorimbo will save the card
>>151743209Jeremiah Wells*
>>151743197You're seething because gutter oil is a actual thing in China
if the most important 5 minutes of my life were in the apex against charles radtke, i'd kill myself immediately
HEEM INCOMING
>>151743230Is this a TIll reference?
>>151743001Guy, you're doing the MMA equivalent of watching college football and crying that almost no one on the field is famous. Apex undercards are developmental MMA
>no more wmma fightsyeah, i'll see you guys tomorrow.
>>151743264>undercardsPillowpoofterThis is the main card btw
>>151743251Who's the cumster dumpster
The virgin non-gambler>gets bored during fights>loses interest>doesn't need to study the game because his money isn;t on the line>watches porn during the fightsThe chad gambler>earns money doing what he loves>always pays strict attention>student of the game>never watches porn, ever
>>151743209>putting your faith in a decisionator groid
>>151743280hood Summer
I haven’t watched, has anything good happened and am I gay?
>>151743287>watches porn during the fightsDo coomers really?
>Onama coming off a win against Giga>Garcia beat Katter easily>5 rounds The main event is fun but the problem is both guys don't have any name value
>>151743278The undercard is everything below the feature (co-main) and main event you fucking mongoloid
>>151743322yeah
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
>>151743230What's gutter oil?
heemm tappy
>>151743251Is this that 6 7 thing?
>>151743373Caz.
>>151743332n-no, who would do such a thing? haha
>>151743354Yeah you're definitely a pillowpoofter lmao
>submission>submission>decision>submission>decision>decision>submissionI love the UFC
>>151743422OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE' S GOONING JOE
CRAP-FILLED VAGINA
>>151743432is this the most amount of picks in history?
Damn he slayed DC
Any mexicans aside from the main ?>>151743402possily yeah
Yo sneed, do you know how to cook some gumbo ?
>>151743472?
Fight night cards are how no names become names, pic rel was the fight night fluffy made a name for himself before every cazzie jumped on the fluffy bandwagon
>implying dana is watching
gay4dana
OHHHHHHHHHHH THE GREATEST FREAKIN PIZZA OF ALL TIME
This guy is essentially another petroski
that pizza looks fucking depressing
>DUDE what about that time BIG NOG subbed BOB SAPP>OMG bro PEOPLE FORGET MAN Antonio "Big Nog" Nogueira USED TO BE the BADDEST man on the PLANET>Oh but the AXE MURDERER was the REAL GUY everyone was SCARED OF >dude you're forgetting about QUENTIN "rampage" JACKSON when he SLAMMED Arona>CHEESE and CRACKERS I'll always remember that SOUND>DUDE imagine if SHOGUN didn't have knee injuries after he won the GRAND PRIX>yeah well I'm more of a K-1 GUY, remember ERNESTO HOOST?>NAH BRO Andy Hug (REST IN PEACE) was my IDOL I loved his AXE KICKS>YEAH but ERNESTO HOOST was just SO FAR AHEAD of EVERYONE>dude but TAKANORI GOMI>PEOPLE FORGET MAN>OMG I love your MIND>how about we SUCK EACH OTHER'S COCKS
it's thin crust or don't bang
>that 'pizza'USA USA USA
>>151743458If you meant least Dern/Ribas 2 with 31 is the lowestMost by far was UFC 300
He's revved I fear
>>151743422bASED
sauce on bread, greatest invention everbada bing bada boom
BLUE CHIP PROSPECT
>>151743590やっぱりね俺もセックス大好きなんだよね
>>151743585listen we don't claim that shit eitherI have no idea what that was supposed to be
>>151743568Kek, look at this guy now "proving" that he was a fan back then as well. Absolute Monster-Kek
>>151743635don't give the sperg (you)s
gross
>>151743586legendary ufc champion dern? ufc fight nights used to be this good?
concession: accepted
That pizza looked like ass and not the good kind
>>151743585>>151743631peasants ain't never head prince street pizza smdh
>>151743678Yeah they should really censor Dana when he eats
Only broke Reddit bitches hate Prince St Pizza. That was like a $40 dollar pie.
>>151743678Im on a cut right now (have been for like a year now) and man for me even this shit looks good.
>>151743766
>>151743678Another parallel with DSP: he always looks like he's in pain when he's eating.
>>151743714now that looks like pizzaDaner was eating sauce on bread
>>151743635bodied that doo
miss when dana was fat
fuck durden lost?
Holy smokes del Valle mogged Dulgarian with that wrestling reversal.
Mr Heem Wide, Subby
if your wrestling brought you to this of what use was the wrestling
CUT BOTH THIS BUMS
PicoSteele told me Dulgarian was good...
>>151743919that's a guy, btw
Dulgarian making a poo poo face
that was pretty based
Fucking rekt.How the fuck was Dulgarian a favourite>?
strange card, all HEEM TAPPYs
holy shit Del Valle is for realpeople don't know but the way he just did that is insane. Dulgarian is a stud wrestler early, he dominates everybody in r1 but just got 100% controlled AND submitted inside 4 minutes
heem tappy
>>151743956Guys look like THAT?
lol these faggot announcers have said its over 50x times, biasaed much?
Such a fucking retard, what's wrong with these fuckign dead ends
>SO MUCH HEART>taps to a choke
>>151743983Pico is for real bro
DC pooing all over this guy
>>151743974he's a great wrestler but I guess he panicked when he got his back taken
African-Americansisters...... It's been a rough night
>>151743998some, yeah
>>151743956>>151743998lies
DC low key suspicious
Great showing from an undefeated fighter. Good shit so far! Im enjoying this "piece of shit garbage not needed" show.
>>151744014obviously he is. the guy will be in/around the ranked pool for a long while and will put on a banger every single time
>>151743264Spoken like a true new fag. Back in the day every card had something that made you want to watch. Storylines, high stakes, and big names.
That was one of the lousiest performances I've seen in a while.>>151744022His first wrestlign attempt, 30 seconds in, got stuffed. He got manhandled to the ground, got put in a trianngle, and spent his time punching instead of defending the neck.He fucking sucks.
>>151744049>3/4 are spammy personas
>>151743979That's how you know it's full of shitters
Aaron "Developmental MMA" Pico
>>151744056>be in/around the ranked pool for a long while and will put on a banger every single timeabsolutely not. once these cunts get ranked and start making good pay they all become shameless rank squatters who dont want to bang unless it's for a title contender slot
>>151744066You asked me why he was the favourite and I told you. I didn't ask you to write back.
>>151744062I've seen all of Pico's fights. I get it. You have to trust the eye test. It doesn't matter if you're fighting in the UFC or in the Moroccan regionals—good technique and physical attributes are just as visible. I call out prospects on pretty much every single card and a supermajority of them deliver. Pico is for real.
>>151744049ah, my picks are not heemed yet. time for gorimbo to lose a fight where he shows that he's a sub 10 IQ monkey
>>151744140 I came on your mum's tits, not her face. You didn't ask but I'll tell you.
>>151744062Yeah back in the day there were a handful of events a year or the slightly less back in the day when prelims weren't televised and there were still less cards. You're lying to yourself.
Love how the translator doesn't just translate but even adjusts his accent and dialect somewhat to match
>>151744054things have picked up, but the start to the night was rough
>>151744125for his sake, I hope that's true. he kind of handled his UFC debut the way he used to fight early in Bellator. just all gas, thinking he'll make the other guy's head explode in any sort of car crash. he can win a lot of fights through wrestling alone
>>151744062We still have those (Alex-Ank the last one) - Just with these kind of shows like today sprinkled in. Granted I agree that even the bigger shows are watered down a little bit, but it is what it is.
pico's never getting ranked and should retire as soon as possible to save what little brain function he has left
valentina vs weili is the ultra rare intriguing WMMA matchup
Betting scandal incoming, shit load of money came in late on del valle to win in rd1 and a bunch of sportsbooks pulled their lines.
the mma gods speak to me through captchas AMA
give it to me straight, bros. does /ourgirl/ Weili have any shot?
>>151744169y-you can't just say that dood you're a real scumbag man *sniff*
>>151744228val is straightweili is a dykeweili wins
>>151744150Yeah if you mean he's for really going to retire with severe brain damage and 0 titles on his MMA resume.
>>151744259It looked real
>>151744200What's your obsession with pico, he was fed to the wolves by dana just like every bellator champ he imported
Pico would've beaten noncesar
THIS SHIT IS POOP
UFC Fight Night: Bonfim vs Brown
OHHHHH ITS THIS NIGGA BRO KEK
american nigga vs african negro, who wins?
Leroy "The Wolves" Murphy
THERE IS GONNA BE SOME BLACK ON BLACK CRIME
>>151744429african negro usually
>zimbabwe
African niggas STINK!! Fuck this nigga up Philly cuz.
>>151744420you know, it could be worsein that mma game, wmma 5, i once had ufc fight night: chiesa vs danis
>>151744444witnesseddidn't some shit come out recently about Gorimbo scamming people out of money by claiming he'd be building some stuff for the kids in Africa
Do we have feet pics of this new chick btw?
>>151744479sort your life out mate
Niggerbeast is one of the most kino ufc fighter archetypes. Rooting for Gorimbo here
>nawl nigga dont dap me up
Joe Martinez > Bruce Bufa
>Themba Takura Lawrence Gorimbo is a Zimbabwean professional mixed martial artist who currently competes in the Welterweight division of the Ultimate Fighting Championshipweird zimbabwe flag
LETS GO PHILLY
>we all know Wells is a phenomenal grap-ACK
If its true that Gorimbo scammed people out of their money with lies then I hope he loses badly.
>Thrembo Gorimby
Wells Wells Wells...
>>151744673he's not of this world
>Dulgarian outwrestled>Wells outwrestledIt's ogre for wrestlers.
Another Heem Tappy incoming?
Once again listening to guru has cost me money
zero doubt in my mind this nigga thembo is an evil joseph kony child killer type just like ngannou
>>151744687now I want a Beef on Weck
This nigga painted his toenails purple.
gumbo gumbo - gumbo
Do you agree with Jones not being ranked in the top 15?
is Khamzat a furrie?
>>151744871who?
>>151744877
>>151744852That's some NY shit we don't do that down here.
>>151744892The GOAT?
This nigga so black he practically purple
>>151744904>>151744877
>>151744871that old nigger is going to retire for good soon if they actually crack down on eye pokes
>>151744871he's retired mate
>>151744912your lossit's a damn good sammie
>>151744940Isn't he saying that now he wants to fight Asspinall?
>>151744877In Dagestan and Chechnya a coming of age activity is to hunt down a pack of wolves with your classmates and fuck a shewolf in heat. Maybe this is why they are so good at fighting.
>>151744928This inbred isn't a wolf. More of an anaconda with his shit style.
These 2 fight and move weird. This is a weird fight.
>>151744987you got hard writing this
>>151744969No, even if he was why would that get him back in the rankings
>>151744928dude fights once a millennia who gives a fuck
Still can't believe this nigga name Gorimbo shit sound racist.
>>151745035Don't assume my turgidness
>dad walks in
>>151745004its called being black
>>151745051sounds like he'd play next to ngubu in the english national team
>>151745091>Dad: I was right...
19-19Maybe 20-18 Gorimbo
>>151744990>>151745038>most dominant champion in mmakeep seething
>>151745131riveting analysis mate
>>151745094
Where are the heems
Nigga vs Nigger.
>>151745144what does gane have to do with this
>>151745165all saved for the main event, heem machine will deliver
>>151745165On BKFC
>that aljo tweetkek
Wells doing lay&pray.Gorimbo needed to avoid getting TD'ed, but didn't. Wells will win 29-28SAD
>>151745231#TeamLightSkin
Contender series is more exciting than the UFC
>>151744763you were saying
Alright guys Im out for today. Dont forget - 6 Million my ass and shoutout to the guy having my back. Much love. Catch you all next week!
probably the greatest card of the whole day, in my opinion. at least top 5 for sure.
incoming split win for gorimbo
Coming up next:Another devastating shock to the Asp*nall fight team as WALDGOAT BTFOS D*lija just weeks after D*lija made a name for himself against Tybura.
Why this nigga got baby voice
not even mad my picks are heemed here, gorimbo fucking sucks.
DC is sassy tonight
>>151745418>not watching the whole cardcazzie faggot
Some dude from australiabros...
>>151745493Lotta niggas sound gay as fuck
Carlton on steroids ass nigga
Zesty african fella with the painted nails. The rock must have pegged him
>I WANNA GET INTO THE TOP 15>GIVE ME MICHAEL CHIESA
I've never heard someone just call out countries like that before
i haven't fapped since 11pm last night. no fap november is going great so far. nobody ruin it by posting sexy women please.
>>151745536kek
Hungary last anon standing
no one is scared of a nigga called Jeremiah let's be real
>>151745555Jej
Belal would have bodied Islam.
322 is thick and juicy wow
>>151745612Belal has zero title defenses and lost to a prospect
LET'S GO WALDO
Wellmaker also sounds racist they might as well call dis doo Malcom Cottonpicker.
>islams highlights are him finishing volk and oliveira >jdms highlights are THE pete rodriguez i don’t feel so good
i wonder if delija is gonna fight the same as last time. just one super aggro long boxing combo.
>salsa boynah he gotta get heemed
NIPPLE
>>151745569
>>151745037Because he is Jon Jones. Conor stayed a lot in the rankings and he barely fought during all those years.
>Tom AspinallSalsa Boy heems
Waldo is a bum that somehow manages to get wins because hw is full of bums. Delija looks like mirko diaz though
>>151745680dont cry bro it looks good man you look cute
>>151745785>Arisu OtsuUnbelievably based
>>151745779Wtf, he actually does have a third nipple
Salsa boy will win...for borwn pride
Delija looks about 50 years old
waldo will reclaim victory for our people
>>151745854he's not
one of two interesting fights today, i liked that first showing from delija but cortes-acosta is pretty resiliient
>extra nippleYUCK GET THIS FREAK OFF MY SCREEN
Who's the best house nigger in the ufc? Unanimously, it used to be DJ but hes gone now. Aljo? Cannonier? Angela Hill? Some are saying Herb Dean. Onama has been making waves recently.
imagine not rooting for this croatian dude. he looks like some of the dudes i did blue collar work with lol.
Waldo looks like he drinks beer for a pre workout
>>151745854He's just Eastern European b.
>>151745905Daniel Cormier
i no black i dominican it no de same
Red or gold. Somebody please respond.
>>151746067Fart
>Tomala Cryspinall ducked thisKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>151745987Probably eat up everything in the kitchen.
Waldo fights like such a bitch, always backing up against nayone who isn't just a fat guy.
grapplin fatties
>>151746033Pernil with rice & peas bangs tho.
Wtf is he doing
HEEEEEEEEEEEM QUITTY
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
wtf happened
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EYE POKEY
ME PEEPERS
hahahahahahaahahhaah
REVENGE FOR THOMMY
no mas nigga
Isn't this the retard who supports cyclops tom?>eyepokelmao the absolute state of this shit sport
POKEGATE
Acosta got Aspinall'd
Justice is served.
ufc is almost unwatchable these days
tom aspinall just killed mma
kek
>Tom Shitspinalls teamamte talked so much shit about never eyepoking someoneKEEEEEEEEK CUT ALL THESE SUBHUMAN BUMS
LOL they deserve it for trying to change it for Tommeh
why is heavyweight so bad nowadays?
BKFC will eclipse UFC soon
This orginization sucks cock
holy kek this dude was talking shit on gane for eye poking his boy
>Aspinall's training partner with the eye gouge
KWAB
HE STOPPED FIGHTING, HOW IS THAT NOT A TKO?
>>151746443tom Aspinall effect
If he thought it was an eye poke, he had to stop it straight away and THEN they could restart it. These refs just keep stepping on their dicks each week. Such a bush league organization.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Aspinall Era
POO FC KEKKKKKKKK
Clown sport
what a load of horseshitthanks Tom, thanks Daner
>>151745785MORE
>AHHHHH MY EYE
AAAAAAAAAGH
delija said in an interview a few days ago he never eye poked anyone keeeeeeek
mate i can’t fookin see
i don't like the aspinall era
FITZGERALD SHUT THE FUCK UP
>can restart the fight 20 minutes later>Tom still quit
lol playing it up for the dq until he knew he could keep fighting
based as hell desu
AAAAAAAHHHHH MI PINCHE OJO MENG
UFC is now Bellator-tier
Lol@ dc calling eye pokes. Dude won the belt via eyepokes
im fucking selling my TKO stocks
please fix the gloves
WHAT
WALDO > KWABSPINALL
>>151745905DC is the UFC's greatest Uncle Tom
why is it going to be a NC? aljo is black and was allowed to win via DQ robbery and this guy is also black so i'm not sure why these racists are trying to fuck with him like this?
He continues? Aspinalldiapers, our response?
STORY WIN!!!!!!!!!
take a point you fuckign bitches
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMKEK
WALDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
LMFAO LOOOOOOOOL
let's gooooooooooooo fatties
kek now Tom looks even more like a bitch
KINO HEEMCOMEBACK STORY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPYTOPKEKASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES
>OWWWWWW!
restarting that fight was totally fair, yeah. gotta help the nigger
HEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
l m f a o
Tom just keeps fucking losing
why didn't aspinall simply heem gane like that?
compounding story loss for tom aspinall never seen anything like it
GET KARMA'D YOU MENTALLY ILL FREAKS I HOPE YOUR WHOLE FLOPPING TEAM DIES YOU PATHETIC SUBHUMANS
OHHHHH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMJUSTICE FOR EYEPOKE VICTIMS
ASPINALL BTFO
no way he got eyepoked again lmao
that's what timmy was supposed to do
What a shit show
Kek they had to rerun because Acosta was scripted to win
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
THIS WAS SCRIPTED BY THE UFC
he couldnt see and he kept fighting on through the pain XDDDDDDDD
SALSA BOY PLOT ARMOR
LMAO Fuck you whiny fagggots, I love this shit.
HAHAHAHAHATOM COULD NEVER
aboslute state of UFC
this genuinely coundn't have gone worse for aspinall KEEEEEEEEk>his teammate eye pokes>waldo continues unlike tommy>waldo heems
THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH AN EYE POKE.TOM CRYSPINALL, TAKE NOTES.
It's ovahRetarded sport
>>
i told you tom could have continued
I told you guys Waldo would get it done.
OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE
Tip toppity kek
>>151746803
are Tom getting dunked on bigly by the Gods I feareth
>>151746772Punished lil pork boy
kek this shits like groundhog day and aspinall is the main character
letting the guy celebrate his win for minutes only to restart so the nigger can win, how shocking.
ok bro it doesn't hurt THAT bad
tom quitwaldo refused
After he gets heemed by Gane, feed Tom to Salsa boy.
obese cuban baseball player shows ufc heavyweight champion how to be a real man
>>151746929it was knuckle deep la'why are you booin meh
>>151746916same thing like the fucking magny vs matthews fight, shitskins gotta profit from it
KEKKKKKKK CALLIN OUT ASPINALL
CALLED HIM OUT AS WELL KEEEEEEK
tom lost the story
I no gib a fuckAspinow I ready meng
Reminder that they gave Weidman a win for two consecutive eye pokes. This is scripted bullshit and Dana should be eliminated. Acosta was obviously faking the eye pain.
>>151746830BasedHe tried to avenge Tom by eye poking and gets fucked up for it lolBros eye is still hurting>>151746894Soft pigskins on suicide watch. Tom is still on cry baby mode
Wtf happend ? I thought they stopped the fight
APSINOW I LUHHH YUUU
Tom "ASS" Pinall
found a real one
>>151746929Getting your eye scraped or poked does fucking hurt.
Dana unironically rigged this to make Tom look bad because he hates Tom.
>>151746567tom and his entire team is made up of retards
gives off romero vibes
>win and lose by KO in same fight
Hunter thanked him personally.
>>151747048Whites are coddled. I wanted to see a Canuck win but mallots 2 consecutive groin kicks screwed holland up Start taking point
Can you imagine tom at home watching that shit lmao
>>151747081Your boy has less grit than a fat Dominican retard LOL
>good job kid. brooklyn wren is waiting for you in the back
Btw look at his eye it's completely red and swollenShitspinall genuinely needs to get striped of hos micket mouse belt
Should Aspinall and all Aspinall-affiliated fighters simply be cut? Don't answer.The answer is yes.
>>151747058it looked like a tko but it was just the ref pausing the fight because waldo got pokednot an official stoppage
>>151746994>>151746826why do you keep typing kek like that spammy. are you cawing like some kind of retarded bird irl
tom wont hear the end of ithe ruined the division
This is God himself reaching down to expose Tom as a bitch
Tom cried.A week later...Waldo fought on.Chills.
>>151747121is this the power of a GODne?
>>151747223lmao
>>151747170yeah, but they didn't tell delija. that's the problem, guy was waiting to get his hand raised for minutes. wouldn't have been an issue if they had just told him immediately that it's being reviewed.
>>151747121His punishment was certainly severe
Emergency meeting in the Tomcord
dan HOOKER
surely there's at least one image or video of "waldo" and "gane" in the same room...?
>>151747121lol instant karma
>>151747223Self fulfilling prophecy
aspinwall didn’t even take the full 5
Damn these some NPC lookin ass niggas
fix the gloves and this would never happen
Germany went from watching JAV to getting super revved kek
>gets one upped and his boy gets heemed in the very same fightjust strip Tom at this point kek
>>151747344that's impossible, apparently
>>151747344HOT TAKE: Pride gloves would make zero difference as most eyepokes are intentional.
is steve garcia white?
>>151747344Nothing wrong with eyepokes, incel.
>Tom Aspinall demoted to early prelims
...
>>151747455with sum sawlsa on top
the gane curse isn't a joke
>>151747412well, yeah. i do actually like watching fights after all, i mostly watch jav in between fights or when some real boring shit is happening. but here i was invested.
>>151747455as white as dom cruz
Tom trannies on social media are melting down I fear.
Anyone else getting chills right now? Ciryl Gane is literally fucking Batman and Waldo is Robin lmao
Cryspinall 2 weeks ago>maybe the most unbeatable fighter who has ever lived Cryspinall now>international laughing stock
love lion king
OHHHHHHHHHH LATINA MILF
>>151747454at least they'd be harder to pass off as accidentali don't think too many pokes happened in pride
this is the power of a dimwit. imagine if he sat around thinking about how unjust the situation was like a midwit would have. he literally just beed angry and heemed.
OH ZHIT ITS YOUSSEF ZALAL FINNA BLESS THE LAMB OVER RICE
>>151747547>maybe the most unbeatable fighter who has ever livedi genuinely don't think anyone ever said that about aspinall
>>151747569Where can I find a Latina girlfriend?
Wait, you can keep fighting after getting poked in the eye? And you can win the fight too? Tomsisters...
>>151747584You got yellow carded which cut your purse. If we had yellow cards I bet it would reduce eyepokes.
aspinall saw grayacosto saw redLEVELS
they should spam 10% speed up close replays of the eye poke to make it look 15x worse than it really wasmaybe that would convince people that waldo didn't quitwait a second
>>151747622Go outside?
>>151747679kek levels are a part of the game
Waiting for MMA Joey's take on this
>>151747679based
>>151747619Lucas Tracey
>>151747815Said nobody ever
>>151747679KEK
>>151747815Yep, this
>>151747873>Lucas Traceyi don't know who that is, but he looks like a faggot so why are we valuing his opinion?
None of this changes the fact that Aspinall won.
>>151747962yeah, the story loss of the year contest
This guy jerks off at least 10x per week look at that left arm
Damn this nigga DARK
>>151747962AND STILL
>>151747962Aspinall not only lost the story against Jones, but he also lost the fight against Gane, and the story against Gane, and now the story against Gane again but also Waldo
reddit seething
>>151747929>okay, you cited one of the most well-known MMA journalists in the world, but I'm just going to continue being retarded
Show him the wae
>>151747962KWABOTY
>>151747815he copies guru's style (fat obnoxious retard) but he tailors his opinions to be the exact opposite of guru so they dont cannibalise each others viewers. they are signed under the same management company, it's all a work you fucking goof
>>151747611much to be learned from this
>>151747962True. It was a much more impressive victory than whatever that shit is cumshot did to "beat" DDP. Easily the worst title winning performance in MMA history.
AI generated ass card
>>151748051being well-known doesn't mean he's smart, if he really said what you quoted earlier he's retarded as fuck.
>>151748060i thing guru genuinely believes the things he says, joey's entire channel is him being a contrarian
>>151748140It was a no contest nigger brain. It did set up a more profitable rematch.
>>151748045Not really wrong.Anyway what is the fight at a lower weight with lower ranked fighters the main?
Whtie latino piecein up this buck
>>151748149Here is your apology form.You can bring it to me sometime next week. You might want to take a day off work to complete it.
I see a headkick
HEEM STOPPY
HEEM MACHINE STEVE GARCIA
Based GarciaFun fighter.
Buck status?
Damn he got leaked
>>151748013Ha!
What a performance by Onama.LOL
that retarded nigga didn't even try to fight kek
i don’t even see what this guy does. he’s just a marauder
>>151748214Went over your thick shitskin brain, eh?
garcia is just really fun to watch, would like to see him vs jean silva next
>>151748148>12th vs 13th main eventyeah wtf was that
Onama?More like OnaHOLE
that African gentleman did not want to be there this evening
Done herb it
>>151748347What you said was very stupid.
If we sent like 5 white mexicans to Africa they would take over the entire continent
>>151748454Fuck no
>>151748349jean silva would smoke him
Quick night at the office for Onama.
>>151748489maybe, i think garcia has a pretty obvious ceiling, he's not going to get to title fight contention. but i think it'd be a fun fight.
JUST A HUMBLE NEW MEXICO BOY BMF!!!!!!!!!!!
calling out max who isn't even a featherweight anymore is a terrible callout sadly
>>151748454kek
>>151748341Waldo just koed an eye poking cheating pigger
>>151748333Ya wtf was he injured or threw a fight for money
>>151748365he gassed rapping and air gunning while the vaseline was being applied
>>151748365Ya wtf happened to him he off his meds or something