>>151860764What is this body type called?
>>151860764Slug ‘em
>>151860764>What is this body type called?What do you mean?
>>151860795A Reckerian Ass
>>151861001>A Reckerian Ass?
'stros
post in this one fuck the decoy thread
>>151860795nice ass
>>151861408>nice assFor a man?
doyers
>>151861905Cute pup.
>>151861905no dogs allowed kys
>>151860807The Goat
Doyers!!https://youtu.be/Tt9iE9v66oE
>>151860807>blowfartsDamn how he has fallen
>>151861977Now rid yourself of sexual thoughts
1. Sign Bichette to play 3B2. Trade diddy ah Shaw and Owen Caissie for Joe “BWC” Ryan3. Sign 8 different retard scrubs for the bullpen4. Win World Seriess
Game 7 concluded a week ago
>>151872981>sign in mexicanyou can't make this shit up
rockies
>dodgers players got ass tattoos after winning the WSThat’s pretty fucking gay as a neutral
>>151873003Everywhere in the southwest has English and Spanish signs
>>151873021Ermmmmm source???
>>151872995I changed my mind, I don’t watch Bichette. I’ll take Bregman instead!
>>151873034https://parade.com/news/why-a-dodgers-player-got-a-cheeky-nintendo-character-tattoo-after-winning-the-world-series
>>151873050What about ryback?
>>151873021tattoos are for fags and womenmen get branded
>>151873021>>151873034only yates. it's kirby tattoo. i posted this days ago and people probably thought i was lying
>>151873090wat
>>151873097https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/4plebs/
>>151873101?
https://youtu.be/9hYNjn1gohM?si=2s6KGgw9JyD4eoRz
>>151873078>>151873054>Dave Roberts, Kiké, and Will Smith went on Jimmy Kimmel after the win Erm… magachudsissies our response??
>>151873097>>151873109Zuttkaner barking into the wind
>>151873134run on back to /#/ nigger
>>151873134he do be like that kek
>>151873141Bark bark!
zuttydoo 'em!
Why would anyone be so retarded as to waste their time and money on such a pitiful, trash fire franchise?
kek
>>151873120>our responseyou're gay!
diddy ahh royals
>>151873134>>151873151>>151873152He knows more about vt than 99% of mlb now KEK
>>151873189kekini!
>>151873189keith poster is on the case kek
>>151873090i only do im@s
DAAAAAAA BLOWGAYS LOSE
>>151873189Yeah. Hes literally Barneyfag 2.0
>>151873180Everyone is doubting him ever since it came out he gets smoked by 91mph
>>151873211errmm he hit a homer off rocky suckscuky
>>151873205>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Only oldcums remember the April fools day /mlb/ x /vt/ thread
yankees need to sign murakami, I want to see what a team of 6 DHs looks like. could have been 7 if the owner wasn't a bitch about the suite for soto
I'll be studying to become an enrolled agent this off-season /mlb/
>>151873264Don’t hurt your bussy
My diaper smells like shit because I keep farting into it LOL
>>151873333based
>>1518733402pu...
>>151873340Let's go Padres!
poodrepacos shitting kek
>>151873393go cubyals!
Joe Davis was on Chicago radio this week he’s really likable. Went to a small private school in Wisconsin for college and his first job in broadcasting was for a minor league baseball team in the Chicago suburbs
>>151873406did he talk about his ears?
>>151873413> 151873406 (You) #did he talk about his ears?No but he said he never went pee during game three
>>151873406he's disarmingly likable
>>151873424I remember game three, I took some good pisses during that game. Some of my best work in fact.
who else was baked all of game 3
>>151873444I never pissed more during a game in my lifemaybe game 2017 WS game 5I think I had 12 drinks during that one
>>151873424doesn't sound feasible
>>151873453Smokin da dab pen and watching kino baseball with the /mlb/ crew. Opening day when?
>>151873211Japs want him to go to the angels
>>151873453I was baked. Like “Fuck a guy” baked
>>151873506Do you actually post there or just like to watch them in their natural habitat?
>>151873516braves fan btw
>>151873506>Regret
>>151873393
My Doyers :)
>>151873333Why walgreens?
>>>/v/725348397
>>151873632Guggenheim?
>>151873639ANIME AND VIDYA!!!!
>>151873642Have you seen the latest addition to the Guggenheim?
who is the chopped huzz of /mlb/?
>>151873654Bellinger
>>151873425It actually made me like him so much. He grew up a die hard cubs fan he would watch games on WGN, he said he didn’t miss a pitch. In college he wrote a note to Len Kasper who was the cubs play by play guy at the time and brought the letter to a cubs game hoping to give it to him. He lost the letter at a somewhat famous Taco Bell right outside Wrigley but someone found the letter and gave it to the Taco Bell owner who got in contact with Joe and mailed it to Len for him. Len emailed Joe and said he’d love to talk to him one time, and when Joe was a finalist for his first job out of college Len called the team and vouched for Joe. Might not be interesting for everyone but I love hearing stories like that
>>151873653No I haven’t been to New York in like three years :(
>>151873691yay!
>>151873697cubgers won. cane's won.
>>151873705I'm so happy
Do you guys wonder how high school baseball has changed from when you played? I was in HS at the very beginning of the statcast era, I wonder if kids are obsessed with exit velo and LA. I wonder how the lingo has changed if at all. I hope they aren’t pussies and still dip
>>151873738Smokeless tobacco is bad for you
>>151873797How about tobacco less nicotine pouches? Nicotine is a nootropic mind you
>>151873738were you before zyns?
>>151873811I’m nootropicing!!
>>151873815Yeah, we did tobacco pouches and long cut
>>151873832I also remember tobacco-less pouches existing, maybe even zyn but it was before this crazy zyn boom
>>151873750
>>151873856
peebles
>>151873697YIPPIE
I miss dullahan cubs poster and AJ.
>>151873951it's time to let go
>>151873963No.... NO!!!!
>>151873951I'll never forgive houspie for ending dullahan's game threadsfuck that double nigger
>>151873973
>>151873991ERG won
I hate awards season and the time around it more than any other part of the year
Which is the shittiest and why?
>>151874038>Turner field>AT&T park >Safeco field Anon…
>>151874038White Sox is the best because it's round and simple.
>>151874038I love looking at ball park comparisons. I wish square footage was more readily available when look at the comps, you don’t really see it listed ever
>>151874038And I don’t know what I would consider shitty about the dimensions, there’s charm to any differences IMHOAGO
>>151874038fucking hell, Fenway is wonkier than I thought
let's give dem cubbies a chance!!!!
kek stupid dog posters
whooped your ass good pretty boy
I druk too much. I searched /tv/ and freaked out cause there was no /mlb/
>>151874038Why doesn't Chase Field and Comerica Park have the little path from the mound to home plate anymore.
Urk...
>>151874624no. NO.
>>151874785I remember reading that the Tiggies players preferred there be no path, so they got rid of it at the start of the yearnot sure of specific reasons as to why they didn't like it though
>you now remember jose lima
Just remembered Jose Lima, anyone else?
Fuck canada
Fuck Jose Lima
>Hey, fuck you buddy!
sexy asses...
I think Van Halen sucked
Dodgers
blue jays baseball
Clearly people are catching on to the Edwin Jackson wild card.
>>151875228I’m not a fan either tbqh
>>151875352>edwin jackson>octavio dotel>rich hillthe grid trifecta. rickey henderson and kenny lofton also good
I need to be filled~
fuck you
>>151875817i got your cream filling right here
>>151875817Bros the immaculate grids have become sentient…
>>151875832kek!
gm
>>151875228Only the David Lee Roth version.
>>151875971How are you liking Mamdani so far?
>>151875832Please fill my squares.
>>151861942https://youtu.be/r7RIijr31lU
>>151876225That was supposed to say grid #952 but I guess that's how trips work sigh
GM
>>151876265Kek I was kinda wondering why you made a trip for this joke! Still funny.
bay?
>>151876419bawl!
>>151876419Naw :(
>>151876432whew good i'm glad i checked
>>151876324kekini motors?
Gaw!!! Gr!!!
>>151876440>>151876454Only 15 weeks and 5 days til the World Baseball Classic starts! Lock in!
>>151876607thinking about that usa mexico game in march. but i'm not sure if i'd rather go to a knockout stage game
dodgers are saving baseball and people are trying to prevent that
>>151876835>people are trying to prevent thatsuch as?
kek seeth ya bitch!
We all HATE THE DODGERS AND THE ISLAND NATION OF JAPAN!!
this is the best edit ive seen from this ws
how many stadiums have you guys got your ass fucked in? just busch for me, in the legendary section 69 mens room
>>151877278do minor league parks count?
gm mariners nation>>151875971gm
>>151876607>>151876655I wish they were playing in Arizona again but all the games are on the east coast.
Hrrk!
I gawtta have it...
GIVE IT TO ME!!!
>>151877353usa pool games are in houston
Ya,Ya,Ya,Yankees? Someone advise her to wear a Dodgers cap.That would double her views and subscribers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CwpTmSzzk&t=7s
Welcome to Milwaukee, Munetaka!
Ohtani but with big fat tits
Vladimir Ilyich Guerreronov, savior of the proletariat
>>151877518Yeah, like I said, they're all on the east coast.
>least coast
Blake Snell after 849 days of mewing
The Dodgers not only signed the first black guy with Jackie Robinson, they also signed the first escapee from a hippie murder cult with Tyler Glasnow
Yamamamamomoto
>>151877687lel
boysballs
>>151877687>escapeethat's what he wants you to believe
>>151876167Don't care for him. DUDE FREE MTA LMAOMiguel Cairo.
Mookie Betts the kinda nigga to go 0-34 in a batting cage lol
We are over 2/5ths of the way to nu...tho.
The Canadian audience was also very excited, so it turned out well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vVmhlmPywI
>>151878008he needs to ditch the vegan diet
>>151878453>>151877557you will never be japanese private paco
*becomes japanese*
Sugoi!https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNhi_NnO16j/?igsh=MnpweGtlc3czazhr
>>151877969Mandani ownz yer Yankee azz
>>151878830>*becomes japanese*Is he turning Japanese?
>>151879066I don’t really think so
Anyone else watching yt for fan reaction kino? Also, Canada really is full of jeets. https://youtu.be/7vVmhlmPywI
Did anyone ever figure out why PCA hit 25 home runs before the all star break and only 6 after it?
Primate Chimp Ape
>>151879588And there it is.
>>151877630>dr thunder
>>151879588coward
Which one is most likely to have attended geisha school: Ohtani, Yamamoto, or Sasake?
>>151879947ippei
I hope Mayor Mamdani pbuh destroys Steve Cohen and the Mets in righteous jihad inshallah
>>151879947Muncy
>>151880002Never gonna happen. After he and Cohen unite Israel and Palestine against the west comes the fatwa on Judge and Cole
I bet five dollars Ohtani had a cringe nickname for Justin Turner that was some slope word for Fire Samurai or some shit because there’s five gingers in Japan and they’re all in the sun tuhzoo
>>151880136Well… did you win?
I hear that since Mayor Mamdani pbuh has taken office, the hot dogs in both Yankee stadium and whatever shithole the Mets play in will be replaced with kebabs and falafel
>>151880262Of course I won, danger is my middle name
>>151880289they could import crickets from seattle
>>151880386absolutely haram
>>151880000No matter what gender he looks middle aged
>>151880136>"the sun tuhzoo">look up reference I don't get>it's the sopranos once againreally got to watch this show at some point
How many outs into Ohtani’s middle aged jap looks like a lesbian phase?
>>151880543uh i think you mean they?
>>151880596get it together anon
>>151880596you really do
If any of these bayball players were actually fast they’d run like tom cruise
>>151880596anon never had an arc>where’s my arc he asks?>he demands!
>>151880596>he’s a stunad of the first magnitude
>>151880596It's okay. I watched it 16 years ago and don't remember anything but the ending being in a diner.
>>151880596I dead ass don't remember anything other than I watched the entire series got to the last episode and went>This semen slurping series aint for me.
>>151881286I went to Holsten's last year and it was bretty gud. I had a taylor ham and egg sandwich and got some chocolate and a t-shirt on my way out.
Waiting for Craig stammen promise land on tomorrow. Why do we need Edwin Diaz? We need Starters and Slug. Dum dum preller.
>>151878213DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151874125Only one of those is gone though.
>>151881447BLUE JAYS
lmao decoy posters
>>151881913Hes a cool dog
>>151881913are based
>>151882009he'd be cooler if he was a corpse
>world series hero Miguel Rojas is a 36 year-old reddit manchildfucking BASED, he's literally me
>>151882072What is fucking wrong with you?
>>151881913are cringe
>>151877969>Yankees AI slopper is a rightoid retardcolor me shocked
>>151882080>Naruto Thinking based???
>>151882080It feels like most players are like this since traveling and playing takes up so much of their time
>>151882199he lives in fucking staten island lmao
>>151882243Those guys sound like retards lmao.
autistic poodrepaco kek
Lets take it easy on them poodres
good morning
>>151882524quit chewing your nails dog
mariners
>>151882108>Bean Bandit
>>151861905I’m awake, I’m awake, little ass hole, give me a minute and I’ll let you go shit.
>>151882199>>151882243By allah, the infidels will be brought to heel
Okay so if the Red Sox can build a giant wall in the outfield and the Rockies can play in the moons atmosphere why can’t a potential New Orleans team play with a flooded estuary of an infield? I think a nice braided stream coursing gracefully into shallow right would be great
>>151882696seething kek
>>151882719aw. mommy let you have a little extra computer time today?
>>151883067meant for >>151882109
What kind of person wears red socks anyway? Redcoats and pimps that’s who, neither are appropriate mascots
There are more tigers in California than Michigan so of course that fraud bisexual state filled with Ohio complex You Pees and Mitts named a team after them.
Ah yes, the Twins, named after the two N’s in Minnesota. Bravo
The Mariners are the Andy Bernard of baseball
>>151882199One of many examples of how AI has become a fantastic litmus test to figure out who's an actual thinking, conscious person and who's just responding to shapes and colors in front of them like a flatworm with primitive eyespots that detect light. The dumbest people imaginable are sitting in front of their computers all day asking it to generate slop for them.
>no baseball >my football team isn't playing today>my nba and nhl teams aren't playing today>my football bets are losingbad day :(
Korean media is dogshit. It feels like HSK returned just to get crapped on.
>>151884331>betsfound your problem
>>151882108>>151882235>>151882444>>151882524>>151882573based RC
>>151884331>being a betfag
>>151884479yeah, they should be winning
>>151884638bro those buildings in vegas are tall for a reason
BREAKING: Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody.>t. Peff
WUH OH
>>151884710>>151884737Peff Jassan
>>151884710>>151884737>Clase is not currently in custodyPlease give us a kino car chase
[Passan] BREAKING: Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody.
>rigging two pitches a month for 13 grand THAT'S BARELY WHAT THE BLACK SOX GOT
FIVETHOUSANDUNITEDSTATESAMERICANDOLLARS
>>151884925Maybe we gotta grade Dominican intelligence on a curve lmao.
rip, those niggas are banned for life. shame, because Clase was an amazing reliever.
>>151884909> betrayed America's pastimenow that's a trip if i've ever seen one
>>151884331Imagine being addicted to giving Dave Portnoy money lmao
>lose millions of dollars and get a lifetime ban from the sport all over $12K
>>151884925Has the betting app meme shit really gotten so far in the weeds that you can bet on individual pitches?
>>151884925>Peff JassanAnnounce Bo's contract nou
>>151884925>$5,000LMAO. The bettors scammed them.
>>151885214and>Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz face up to 65 years in prison if convicted on all charges, according to the Eastern District of New York, which outlined the case against Clase and Ortiz after indicting them on fraud, conspiracy and bribery charges.
>>151885245man some of those places let you bet on INSANE shit
>>151885245Have they reported that the bets were placed on an app or were independent bookies involved?
LMAO THEY ARE DEEP FRIED.
>>151885343oh damn
MLB itself invested in DraftKings in 2013 btw
bro this shit is crazy AHAHAHAAHHA. I bet it was Pages who swung at it.
>>151885400lmao those are blatant holy shit they're fucked
Guardians should sign Robert Suarez. Maybe they can revive him.
>they were throwing games for two yearsKEK
From Guardian to perpetrator in two pitches lol
>>151885421>CLASE responded to Bettor-1 with a .gif of a sad puppy dog face
>>151885421
>>151885400of course pages swung at one of them
>>151885400>the only swing is from pagesfucking lel
>>151885524I would post it's so over gifs if I was Clase. Honestly that's something I would do haha
This never would have happened if chief Wahoo was still around
Today is the eBaseball World Championship https://www.youtube.com/live/MpGffycoYPI?si=tz-8W8B4GbaP3GwD
>leads league in DRS>wins Fielding Bible award>doesn't win an AL Gold Glove awardhuh?
>>151884710>>151884737>>151884820>>151884925>>151884925every pitcher does this. why are they only going after players of Color?
>>151885868>every pitcher does thissource?
>>151885421It was, fucking kek. I've hated the guy for months but between mowing down Kike for that catch and now helping to uncover a match fixing/gambling scheme by virtue of his swinging at absolute garbage that bounced 10 feet before the plate, he's growing on me a bit
>>151885421lmaoooooooooooooo someone needs to find the toilet paper gif
Clase was 1 year away from free agency, was already making 4,500,000/yr, and he decided to still throw games for less than 20K? HOLY FUCK. These dominicans are more retarded than i thought KEK
>65 years
clase more like class a felony lmao
>>151886046kek
>>151885214>>151885285This scheme earned them $185 for every year they'll spend in prison lmao
so they had to be mixed up in some shadier shit that gave somebody power over them, right? they can't both be that fucking stupidmaybe a family member owed the wrong person money?
emmanuel clase YOU are a karachi monarch
>>151885951Fuck canada
>>151885976It's truly amazing how dumb all the athletes are that do it. Just fucking try to circumvent the gift tax instead and give them the money rather than put your career, 100+ mil earning potential and freedom on the line by coming up with schemes to rape betting sitesThough honestly as dumb as it all is those apps should NOT have such miniscule details be bettable because of how easily they could be exploited if someone involved wanted to. Or just offer them with a 1/5 dollar limit or some shit
>>151884925my expos would never
>>151885868senor !!!!!
>>151886046keko
>gambling scandal
>>151885421>>151885590Lmao based retard Pages
>>151886669lel
Yeah. I think the China lotte Marines are winning it all this year/next year.
>>151885421Haha ok I forgive Pages now
>>151882573>>151882524>>151882444>>151882235>>151882108what book is this?
PujolsPages
>>151885421Of course
>>151885976wonder if there was some aspect of blackmail to it
>bet millions upon millions upon millions, lose and make betting overlords extremely happy>how would you like to be the face of our sport?>bet a few thou and win>banned for life, deported
The Mets are going to win it next year.
>>151886046That seven grand goes a long way for Dominicucks.
>>151881447kino view
>>151887665no, it's only correct on odd years.
Why couldn't Clase and Ortiz blame their translators? It's already worked once.
>>151888653it wouldn't work cause he's a literal nobody
Literal who's
>>151888207I would be grabbing thatGood piece of memorabilia
>>151889012cursed object
>Clase threw away a hundred million dollars to win a few grand betting against himselfMost retarded MLB player in history?
>the biggest hit of Aaron Judge's career came off a guy who was actively betting against himself
>>151885421And you are right, it was him. Imagine losing a bet that you determined because Andy Pages is a retard who swings at everythinghttps://x.com/bymichaelrosen/status/1987594510634016929
>>151889836julio urias' decision to smack his wife in public on his last year under team control before free agency, and potential 9 figure deal signing, comes to mind.
>>151889836that'd still be wander franco
>>151885590I love Pages even more now
>>151887665>implying
WAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS ANDY P
Always at the scene of the crime
dodgers hate gamblers. that's why they protect ohtani from them!
i honestly believe shohei ohtani was a virgin before he met mamiko
>>151891142Competitive pitch.
>>151891418he swung at it it's competitive
those doggie doos....
So, I hear the Dodgers cheated during the world series.
>>151891607you heard right
>>151891607About as much as the Jays
>>151891601what do those doggies do
>>151891607THEY PLAYED WITH TOO MUCH SOUL AND SPIRIT
>>151891813Truly the underdog team.
>>151891607Yeah they did this thing called not choking.
>>151891142>trying to rig the game but pages is so shit you cant
>>151891607Decoy was relaying signs, we've already been over this
If the pitcher can balk the runner over to third, then the runner should be allowed to steal second from third.
>>151891889don't give manfred any ideas
>>151873406he looks like he didnt develop properly in the womb
Why should the pitcher get to decide what base the runner is on? Fuck him, if he didn’t wanna a runner on second then he shouldn’t have allowed one on base.
>>151891889like stealing third from second but in reverse?
>>151891957Yeah exactly to put pressure on the pitcher.
personally, i think when a batter draws a walk, the ump should decide what base he thinks the runner deserves to be on
>>151891142>alright, im going to throw it in the dirt for an easy $5k>*pages swings*
I think that if the pitcher intentionally walks a batter, then the umpire should put a big yellow mark on the pitchers hat to mark him as a coward.
they should switch dugouts every inning
>>151891974wait what if it was rock-paper-scissors instead? pitcher vs. walked batter, however many wins the batter gets is how many extra bases he gets
>>151891972based mind games
i think umps should be allowed to swing every so often
I think dugout is a dangerously sexualized term for a kids game. Should call em bench holes.
>>151892053i like this idea. we can have a fan vote once per game to see who in each hole has the most glory
i think i should be allowed in the blue jays dugout
>intentionally throw into the dirt TWICE>Pages swings and grounds out
>>151886796
I’m going to Taco Bell you guys want anything?
>>151892191two grilled chicken soft tacos supreme and a steak quesadilla. grab a couple hot sauces and a baja blast no ice thanks
>>1518921912 crispy cantina chicken tacos and a large order of nacho fries, please
>>151892191cheesy gordita crunch and 2 tacos
>>1518921912 cheesy bean and rice
>>151892191stop by the colonel's and get me a bucket
>>151892323there are plenty of combination kfc taco bells in the states
>>151892323Cane's
>>1518921917 layer burrito, cheesy fiesta potatoes, 2 crispy chicken soft tacos, and 2 chicken supreme chalupas - and verde if they got it
itt
>>151891862kys
>Betdians>gambledians>threwdians
>>151892323sorry bro KFC is unacceptable
>>151892191can i get two doritos locos taco supreme(one nacho, one cool ranch if they have it), a cantina chicken crispy taco, and a couple diablo packets for my doritos tacos
Some of you folks need to recognize some portion control.
imagine being a dog simp kek
>>151892530i'm just trying to get big and strong like my hero alejandro kirk
>>151892530not like taco bell tacos are that high in calories
>>151892530control this portion
>>151892552
>>151892191just get me some of those cinnamon twists pls
How do they even prove those Mexicans threw balls on purpose? Maybe they just suck at throwing
>>151892703probably the text messages that were referenced earlier in the thread
>>151892703twitter users were already compiling every single time Clase's first pitch was a ball and it was like a 5 minute video just for the first pitch.
>>151892741That doesn’t prove anything
>>151892757get off the internet, emmanuel. the feds are on your case dog
>>151892782Just because I tell a bookie that I’d throw a ball doesn’t mean I threw a ball because the bookie asked me too. Maybe the ump is blind you ever hear of that!
>>151892703Read the indictment retard
>>151892805shhh shhhh just say i noa speaka ingles
why does decoy make people seethe
My cat only eats soft tacos because the hard shells are too tough for his tiny teeth
>>151892856bro don't give your cat fast food what the fuck
I mean cmon throwing balls isn’t illegal they got nothing
>>151892875listen I asked if anybody wanted Taco Bell and he said yes so what am I supposed to do? He’s older than me in cat years and I’m not about to disrespect my elders
Pages had the only one that looked like a competitive pitch
Why wouldn’t the bookies just bribe the ump if they wanted balls called
>>151892927ump chads would strangle a bookie with their bare calloused hands
>>151892927umps ARE the bookies, don't you see?
>>151892914>t. Pages
>>151892927way easier to get to third worlders via the black economy from those countries. didn't you see how easy it was for some street rat to get to Big Papi?
/mlb/ should buy it
>>151892995only a jew could be that much of an asshole lol
>>151892967fucking lol
Say what you will about Pages, but he has more World Series rings than every single mariners player that ever lived lol
>>151893050no, randy johnson has a ring
>>151893091Pages has two rings.
>>151893106only one legitimate one
the dodgers became just as bad if not worse than "COUNT 'EM 27 RANGZ" yankees fans in a span of a year, and they still have less than half the amount of rings as the yankees
>>151893091not a shitpost but a legit question because I don't remember. whose cap did he wear to the HoF?
>>151892856kek cats are pathetic
>>151893130dbacks
>>151893128Muh rangs thoughever.
>>151893160looking at his bref page nowSeattle 39 bWar in 10 seasonsArizona 52.6 bWar in 8 seasonsI think of him more as a Mariner and even an Expo, even tho he was only there 2 years, than as a Diamondback.
>>151893271>waryeah go ahead and stop posting buddy
>>151893327it's handy when you don't want to big think about stuff and you're full of shit if you're trying to imply you never use it for anything.
But seriously though real talk how is it even possible for a group of professionals to fail doing their jobs for like sixth years? Not even one World Series game appearance? Lmao
The only meaningful stat in baseball is RISP
>>151893394i'm not trying to imply anything. war isn't even an actual measurement of anything, it's calculated different ways by different publications
War is the logical extension of politics
>>151893050Actually, he has the same number of rings as Mariners legend Rickey Henderson.
sexy ohtani about to win his fourth MVP.
>>151893511you implied it has no merit. whatever. I'm doing other shit right now. I'll indulge you in a back-and-forth standstill some other time.
>mariners legend Rickie Hendersonlmao
>>151893601>sure, the same guy can have 1.2 or 5.3 war for the same season depending on which calculation you use but it's like TOTALLY important!!111!!retard
Calculating WAR is like counting the bodies at Auschwitz ffs
>>151893666kek. tempting but I am doing some shit I have to get done.
Imagine taking war seriously.>b-but muh coors effect>b-but muh defense
>>151893700>No clearly established formula exists for WAR. Sources that provide the statistic calculate it differently.lmfao even wikipedia says it's horseshit
>>151893271even not counting the meme stat, he won most of his awards and a world series as a snek, so that's likely why he went in. it's why there are marlins fans arguing that stanton should go in as a fish even though he'll probably pick yankees despite the fish being where he got his MVP, silver sluggers and basically every All Star nod as
WAR proponents BTFO
>>151893800hippies win, Charlie Manson vindicated again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hvEAU8fPCY>2024>ohtani pitching injured>2025>Ohtani building up his pitching >2026>ohtani fully healed and 100%oh no...
Will Ohtani go super saiyan in 2027?
>>151893828>ohtani opening day starter when he gives up a grand slam to some no name midwestern white dude
>>151893828how did the 2 best japanese players team up and become an unbeatable dynasty? what happened to toids?
>>151893853>Will Ohtani go super saiyan in 2027?Who is the prince of all Saiyans?
>leave ohtani to me!
Why didn’t the blue jays sign Ohtani? Are they stupid?
>>151893965>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151893828>2024>Yamamoto adjusting to the culture and league>2025>Yamamoto 100%>roki sasaki adjusting to the league>2026>ohtani, Yamamoto, and roki sasaki will be 100%oh no...
>>151893992>BLOW GAYS
Q. 1. Your personality: Appropriate (lol)?Q. 2. Hobbies: Eating delicious food, seeing beautiful scenery.Q. 3. Favorite Food: Firm pudding, hamburger.Q. 4. Favorite Athlete: James O'Connor (rugby).Q. 5. Favorite Male Type: Gory macho.Q. 6. Favorite Color: Purple.Q. 7. Favorite Animal: Quacker Wallaby.Q. 8. Favorite Words and mottos: You only live once!Q. 9: People I respectBrotherQ. 10: My boomSaving posts of delicious food and stunning views from InstagramQ. 11: What do you collect?Temple stampsQ. 12: What are you most proud of?My brother (Shinichi) is a rugby player!Q. 13: Future dreams
>>151894384an extremely normal wife. thank god, most of these athletes date women who are shopping for rich husbands.
>>151894384>Quacker WallabyFucking hipsters
>firm pudding is her favorite foodeh heh me too baby
Does Ohtanis wife pass the cake test?
>>151894384>favorite athlete is a white guyOhtani stands no chance...
If meadow soprano played ball, she’d be a fielder
>>151894946ohtani vanquished the timmies
>>151894983but they got back at him while he's been busy travelling with the dodgers
>>151894384uhm, i'm afraid i'm going to need her height and blood type before i decide if she's a suitable match for ohtani
>>151894983>timmies>tim hortonsO CAN'T WIN NADA
Ohtun.
Pup pics please.
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