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>>151907954>sleepy sho
Fuck canada
>>151907989tacos la cañada
>>151907954Dodgers
don't want to sound elitist, but the best way to experience a Dodger game is in a suite. you get 3 trays of food, usually hot dogs, hotwings, and some other dogshit. you also get a fridge full of beer and drinks + a desert cart comes by later in the game. oh yea, you can also cater food to the room. yea... it's pretty nice
The best closer in baseball has been indicted for gambling on games!
'stros
Fuck doyers
>>151908034Wassup foo
Why does my country have the worst posters ever? Is being a retard a competitive sport here?
>>151908016I would need a guarantee of getting laid before I'd pony up for that, regardless of how comfy it might be.
>>151908052it's that faggot using a vpn
>>151908060the goal is have a boss that only uses the suite a few times a year for business meetings kek. the rest of the time, he raffles them off to the company.
>>151908016>you get 3 trays of food, usually hot dogs, hotwings, and some other dogshit.that's just how most suites work though. when i got to go to a chadres game in a suite, i think we had sliders, pizza, salads, sushi, and wings with a fridge full of beer and hard seltzers. there was also a table with bags of chips and pretzels.
>>151908100Is that Emiru?
>>151908089yeah, that's pretty much how everyone I've known got to experience watching a game in a suite.
Drake Baldwin is your NL ROY! Congratulations Drake, well deserved!
>>151908114yeah, she threw out the first pitch for the NIKKE theme game
>>151908100he said "the best way to experience a dodger game"
future dodger steven kwan
>>151908169acting like the way the suites at dodger stadium are unique to dodger stadium was the reason i replied. he's just describing the general suite experience, which i will agree is nice when you're able to experience one
>>151908052Deport that venezolANO already. Also, Yankees.
why does ohtani get to gamble on baseball but the dominicans dont
>>151908204ohtani doesn't send sad puppy dog gifs to his accomplice
>>151908192I don't think any of his wording suggested that and you sound mad.
rockies
>>151908230are gonna ding 'em next year
Stove status?
Nick Kurtz is your 2025 American League Jackie Robinson Rookie of the Year!
GAME 7
>>151908249Scherzer is being linked to discussions with the Giants and Framber Valdez is at GM meetings. Still no real signings have been made though so the stove is still preheating
>>151900266>>151908027nosebleeds straight behind home plate are weirdly kino. granted i haven't sat there since the seats were like $12. as you fan out from there and get further down the line it's dogshit, but that's honestly every park. down the line on the second level is cool though. ideal for me is mid to top of field level, anywhere between halfway to third and halfway to first. the pavillions are hell at dodger stadium, but standing room only in the shade might be fun. will have to try it sometime.
I feel like the Cubs are punished because their team is white. We've seen how MLB favors undesirables like the Dodgers and Braves
the cubs stink!
>>151908293they're stuck playing the juggernaut brewers every year, it's not fair.
>>151908152no one in my country knows who this is. why didn't that big milwuakee bastard who pitched in the all-star game win?
the cubs chink!
>>151908249
>>151908330I drive an italian sports car lol
Dodgers
leaving for a bit. don't start acting womanly OK, /mlb/?
>>151908249icy. the gms are all drinking and playing blackjack and eating steak and having sex with trannies in vegas. no deals happening until they've sobered up and consulted the nerds and owners.
>>151908394Why do you need to announce that you’re leaving? Are you here all day or something? We’re not your friends, you weird faggot
>>151908357Casalini M14 isn't technically a sports car
>>151908256nick "i really should go with nicolaus or nico because an announcer is going to get fired over this" kurtz
Hi guys I’m gonna go eat din-din but I’ll be right back! Don’t act any different or I’ll know *blows kiss*
>>151908431lol, still asshurt you didn't get an invite to the meetup?
Hey guys, when those two fags come back to the thread I say we all jump them and kick their asses.
Well balls.Nah, Drake absolutely deserved it. Bummed it wasn’t Cade but it’s not like it was highway robbery or something.Now which Brave that I’ve never heard of is gonna win RotY in 2026 bc it feels like they just keep doing it
>>151908452*catches your kiss and puts it in my pocket to save for later* :)
i left my funny ohtani image in the other thread, i have to go get it real quick, someone cover for me while i'm gone!
hey fellas i have to use the bathroom and grab a bite to eat, don't go anywhere!
>>151908493Roty is cool in the moment but not anything anyone really remembers
NL Roki of the Year :)
Yeah I’ve kind of self appointed myself as leader here. Nobody makes a post without my approval. You post something I don’t like? There’s going to be consequences.
>>151908557fuck my ass
>>151908557That's it, YER OUTTA HERE
>>151908557You’re not the king and that’s all I’m gonna say
>>151908557Please fuck my ass
/mlb/ is a sovcit general
Craig Stammen Finna going to cook next season. I don't think he'll be senile and retarded as Mike Shildt/Bomel was. I hope he takes us to the promise land.
From now on, no posting about the cubs until they make a move this offseason
>>151908493Drake deserves a baseball bat to the back of his head and if you can’t tell that there’s institutional bias against the cubs then you’re literally blind.
>>151908557you think you're the king?
>>151908576You’re LUCKY I’m not the king. Never forget that..
poodrepoopoos
Kek
>>151908605he's already being dealt a better hand with Victor Rodriguez gone. Imagine we get Popkins as our new hitting coach.
/ourguy/ Nick won ROTY
>>151908529>looks at the roty wikipediaidk man, lots of great careers there. but sure, i guess the hardware itself doesn't matter all that much
>>151908557i wish you would run a tighter ship. a lot of sloppy lazy posters itt.
>>151909041future yankee if i've ever seen one
>>151908493This is the most obvious falseflag. There's no Cubs fan that actually thinks this. Whoever is paying you to do this, give me their name and this all goes away. Fucking bot shill
>>151909130Many are saying this.
>>151909193he hits free agency the same year judge has his first grandchild, it just makes logical sense
>>151909044that's fair, and I know it's cool for the players and fans of teams to receive those acknowledgements. I'm just less and less a fan of the awards season and ASG now in general. Besides shitposting, which is legit, arguing about who's most deserving for an award or who gets to start or be included in a game is tedious to me. I am probably overly preoccupied with the draft; injury status of players and roster moves though.
>>151909044>lots of great careers thereA lot of nobodies too. The sooner you bring up someone winning ROTY as a career accolade, the worse their career was.
Gayde Whoreton lmao
>>151909266And we're also overdue for another addition to the Yankletics canon. Rickey, Reggie, Hunter, Swisher, Giambi, etc.
>>151908493>>151909136samefag
Every year for the last 5 years>Duhhhh nobody wants Tatis, that PED popping cheater!!! Overrated!!!!>Huh, it's the offseason, GUYS WE NEED TO TRY AND SELL OUR FARM AND TRADE FOR TATIS EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A NO TRADE CLAUSE AND THE PADRES HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING SO, PLEASE EVERYONE REPORT THAT THEY WILL SEND HIM TO MY TEAMI swear this happens literally every offseason. And it's always East Coast shitters doing this, why are they all so braindead? Even worse is the retarded packages they suggest like "yeah uhhh, da jankees #29 prospect and Volpe should be enough right guys???? Actually, that's an overpay, the Padres should throw in their number 1 prospect too to keep it fair." Best part is, you can replace Tatis with any other team's best player and everything in my post would still apply with how East Coast fans act about other teams
>>151909789the ship ended when they left oakland. i'm sorry no one told you!
>>151909965
wtf. tatis looks good in dodger blue
Stovebros, The Freeze is a free agent
>>151909965literally NO ONE is saying any of that
>>151909965yeah, the padres are selling a lot of fucking tickets and tatis/machado are basically their new tony gwynns. hard to see them trading either player even if it makes logical sense
>>151910052that guy has to be pushing 70 by now. is he getting a head start over the fans yet?
>>151910062Bob Nightengale for the last 5 years has gone "Yeah, the Padres are ready to move on from Tatis, his contract is too big and they need more payroll" and east coasties always come out of the woodwork to go "SEND HIM TO THE REDSOX/YANKEES PLEASE THIS IS THE PLAYER YOU GIVE AWAY OUR 27 YEAR OLD AA PLAYER FOR(he's our #17 top prospect) GET IT DONE CASHMAN"
>>151910052honestly, hiring a fat fuck and squeezing him into that suit would be good for social media. i'd apply, but i make too much money on unemployment
>>151910052Maybe he’s going to win MVP. Hell if Drake Baldwin can win NL ROY anything is possible.
>>151910062i did see a hot stove preview with tatis jr. listed. might have been that usa today article
>>151910153Kek, this!
>>151910153Lmao this. Good one anon
Drake Baldwin had more WAR than Cade Horton thoughever
one of the writers voted for Shaw over Horton lol
Happy that Drake won and America won!
>>151910161I thought it was a decent food for thought article>>151910122you shouldn't read what the retards think if it's just going to piss you off. there's plenty of legit reasons already to be angry.
MLB is trying to become the NBA. Performance doesn’t matter anymore, it’s all about how big your “brand” is
>>151910270Jays are big and lost on brand
>>151908052Stinky VenezolANO
kek dog cuck posters
>>151910260>I thought it was a decent food for thought articlei did enjoy it
>>151910288they made the 'eries. 28 other teams didn't. their brand grew.
>>151909987Reggie played for the A's when they were in Kansas City. We'll be fine.
>>151910348i hope this isn't ai
>>151908493When I went to my first Clingstones game I saw a guy named IanMejia pitch super clean game so maybe him.
>>151910341the brand hurts
>>151910566still better to lose in the WS than not make it imo. yeah, it's brutal but it's not life changing and it keeps you hungry as a fan. I'd rather have that pain than to feel almost completely hopeless like fans of many other teams.
>watch half of a Phillies game go scorelessWow, what an exciting pitching duel between the likely Cy Young winner Paul Skenes and the new call-up Mick Abel! Which one is going to crack first? Are the managers going to the bullpen? Anything could happen! :D>watch half of a scoreless game with pic relatedpic related, I hate other sports so much bros
>deadball era so bad in NPB right now that even pitchers are getting bored
>>151910808Watching Hurts pitch a scoreless game is pretty exciting though
>>151910883this is why i see him joining either my chadres, the mets, or the yankees. chadres allow him to get a challenge against the stacked NL West, primarily the dodgers. the mets are in one of the most stacked divisions so he'll have plenty of competition there. and the yankees are in a little league park so he'll have an extra challenge having to learn how to pitch there.
>>151910883>Allowing the batter to foul off your pitches Baka!
This exists.It is real.It is legitimate.29 other teams had a chance to win one.
>>151910883this guy is too masculine to play on the dodgers
>>151910883i want to see him give up a bomb first batter he faces
>>151911134>this exists correct >it is realyes we already covered that >it is legitimate
>>151911220If it isn't legitimate than why kuromin living inside of it?
>>151911274Nigga idk what that means and that ain’t even the same ring
everyone with a 1.1+ OPS season in the 90s did roids
>>151908529>>151908624>>151909136>>151909948>>151910394It was just a reddit post calm down
>>151911426the guys with 1.0+ OPS now do roids
>>151910769I honestly just feel bad for the players who played their asses off only to have Hoffman, Varsho and IKF choke consecutively to end the season.
>>151911491judge is natural. He's built different
>>151911564o kek o kek kek o
>>151911515As a neutral I blame your coaching staff before I blame IKF
>>151908100dorofag just described what he saw on emis stream kek
don't ever talk shit about baseball again
>>151911714idgi
blow gays kek
>>151911564cal raleigh is obviously roiding, 30 HR a year for 3 years until this year he suddenly hits 60. every year hes been an big flyball guy but this year he just suddenly started turning them into home runs
>>151911714It's like a pitching dual!
>Dodgers have agreed to terms on a minor league contract with catcher Eliezer Alfonzo Jr, a client of the MAS Agency.STOVEBROS, IT'S HAPPENING!!!! (it's a 26 year old AA minor leaguer catcher lol)
>>151911807launch angle
>>151907954>the brewers will sweep the doyerpacos blowpentimmies explain yourselves
>>151911873Fake, I didn't see the Peff tweet.
>>151911873Thank you, young Stoveminder.
>>151910020I'D RATHER HAVE AN OLD, PERFECT-GAME-RUINING HANLEY RAMIREZ (HE WAS GOOD)
doyerpacos and chi's btfo by a british bvll
Which players are built different?
>Venezuelan pitcher Wilkelman Ramirez was murdered in a robbery near his house
>>151912065exposing them for struggling with their canonical sport of soccer
>>151912070kirk
>>151912070Recker
>>151912070cal
this is nuts>>151911989
>>151912169most shocking thing is nhl is 3% black. everything else tracks
>>151912072RIP
zutt?
>>151912281he's baiting during the offseason, what a retard
why do blacks hate baseball?
>>151912471there was an interview with deion sanders where they asked him this. He basically said1) black families dont have fathers. Kids are introduced to baseball by playing catch with their dad2) Baseball isnt seen as a cool sport. Black people are into football and basketball because of physicality and women like football players more
>>151912086>kirk>>151912127>Recker>>151912128>calHow are they built different?
>>151912562
>>151912562Well Timmy, when a man has certain… feminine female features…
I love these Shohei edits. anyone have some more you want to share?
>>151912713Autistic poltard lmao kys
>>151912065They’re not the best athletes but they excel at other things like…uhh..o kek!
o kek ...
you learn your place brown mongrels
>>151913179my seahawks would booty blast both these shit teams
>>151913196tru tho
>>151912562>Well Timmy, when a man has certain… feminine female features…Kirk has feminine features?
>>151913179bark bark!
>>151913179no…NO!!!
Feminine female here
>>151913463you got raped by zutts and jannies?
>>151908163Cringe
>>151913467>Feminine female hereOn which teams did you play?
My Mexican gf told me she’s attracted to me because I look like thanos but not purple and evil
>>151910377And I hope the White Sox win the world series
>>151913463this explains so much
don't we so weird and womanly, /mlb/
I'm hearing Dylan Cease to the Astros is all but a done deal
I am woman hear me rawr :3
If he keeps using the Nike logo without authorization, they’ll soon be calling him Dylan Cease and desist
if you make fun of my team you're a girl! nana boo boo!!!
Hey word to the wise, keep those posts masculine. When the Kings not here in the boss, the head honcho. Capiche?
pupkaner seething kek
If you’re eating a fruit pie that isn’t cherry, berry, or peach, you’re just wasting your time.
>>151913463holy shit!
>>151913567My sources say cease to the cub
urg...hng!
>>151913612I prefer apple
you fucking faggot cocksucking ump bootlickers!
>>151913463holy crap lois, they're raping everyone
More like Dylan Knock it off if you ask his dad about it
>>151913632I could see it if the Astros Mets Yankees Dodgers Rangers Diamondbacks Giants Red Sox Blue Jays Padres Phillies Braves and Angels don’t want him
Which Dundie will Manfred give to Ohtani this year? Smelliest bowel movement or hottest in the office?
Cease is trash. You cannot rely on him in the playoffs or any high pressure situation for that matter. He is, the ultimate mental midget.
>>151913558>don't we
>>151913651no please...PLEASE NO!!!
Padres fans baseball knowledge begins and ends with players that played for them from 2021-2025
>>151913699As it should be, being some lifelong is pathetic
>>151913642>urg...hng!t.urg
>>151913686He’s not a mental midget he just isn’t competitive, he looks at baseball as only a job and only cares about making as much money as possible.
URG spotted
>>151913463
Niggas be like “member that fly ball in that one game in 2004? Ha! Yeah I remember!” Lmao
>>151913726>URG spottedt. urg
>>151913742calm down anon, you don’t have to blow a gasket
>>151913699and every relevant player/up and coming these days have ties to the padres through 2019-2025 in some form, funny how that works out
>>151913750Sorry you're right
Somebody done suck dat boy dick
>>151913756I usually am. You can tell because I always wear a nice collared shirt
You aint nevah been had no kinda kebab until you had one from Khalil on 5th Ave. the best aut’entic fuckin New York ‘bab this sidea da Hudson madone
>doyerpacos cant stop talking about the Padreskek
Take the free subway down to the park and get a falafel, New York style baby cuhvuh’d in egg cream
Isiah Kiner-Falefa
They say his pitches have 13 inches of horizontal movement it’s the “my dick in your ass” of screwballs
>doyerpacos can't stop winning kek
he's going to the padres
Let’s get it straight tho dodgers beat up skanks and gamble, raping kids is a Tampa Bay Rays thing
Hey wait, isn’t shota some kinda pervert bullshit? If so, sounds like a lock for the Mets
>>151913824replacing one japanese home run derby pitcher with another, sounds about right
>dodgerpedos can't help themselves from trying to get pictures of Ohtani's baby daughter in her strollerhttps://x.com/_wolfcom_/status/1986290320662032764
>>151913836Mets will take him and chimera him with Senga into a respectable #3 starter.
>>151913824kek he's gonna make petco look like yankee stadium
Quintana Roo Dunne, the adopted daughter of writer Joan Didion, had frequent nightmares about "The Broken Man" -- an evil repair man in a blue shirt with a L.A. Dodgers cap and "really shiny shoes" who told her in a deep voice, "I'm going to lock you here in the garage."
>>151913824I'm assuming you think he's good because you watched him pitch one time against the Padres and he did well, no?
>>151913855>doyerpacos are into pedophilia and beastialitywhy are they like this?
poodrepacos seething kek
>>151913865here we are
shota is the exact kind of guy who would join a new team and immediately his velocity is fixed and he's good again
How exactly do you “fix” your velocity into your thirties?
>>151913883>velocity is fixedoh yeah back to 91?
poodrepacos eternally malding kek
Shota played in one of the best pitchers parks in baseball with the best defense in baseball behind him. It’s stupid to write him off as a scrub for a bad two months but it also feels like wishful thinking to think he’ll ever reach the form he had in 2024. Hes older, his velo is down and from what it looks like the league has figured him out. Hes just a 4th/5th starter there’s way more exciting and better pitchers out there
>>151913889hitting the gym, bro
>>151913889Use a deathgrip
>>151913903if he's just a 4th or 5th starter the Padres will be all over him
>>151913903Also I want him back on the Cubs but with how they’re run these days there’s just no way they’re committing $19m a year for three years to a guy with major question marks. I think I’m in the minority in thinking he’ll accept the QO so I guess we’ll have to see. He has charisma and the Cubs record in his starts is ridiculous. The fans that are happy to show him the door are dumb. The money the cubs “save” by not keeping Shota is not going to be spent.
>>151913854>>151913824>>151913862He cannot be bad or worse than almost 40 year old Yu darvish. Any pitching is fine compared to having Brito or Waldron meme knuckle baller on our team.
Shota will be fine. It’s clear he wasn’t completely healed after coming off the IL
>>151911873more evidence rushing is being dealt in the kwan trade (rordvedtidtdtdtetd is your 2026 backup)
>>151913979>FF stuff+>SW stuff+
>>151913979he had a 4.99 xFIP in the first half, he wasn't generating any swing and miss the entire year, even pre-injury. His walks were up a touch. Saying he's going to be fine because some models like his stuff is pretty outrageous
cubbies mad cade horton didn't win roty so now they're whining that shota won't come back
bring back greenies!
For me it’s the new statcast that predicts a switch hitters ability to pull the ball down the line: total Grounders Into Left/Rightfield. It’s called tGIRL for short.
>>151914032I'm not a cubs fan if you're talking about this >>151914018
>>151913699i enjoyed watching the greg vaughn/jeff bagwell era, but i'm not really a padre fan per se. also i'm sure most padre fans can name gwynn and hoffman, you must absorb those names via osmosis in sd
xWOBA+, the only stat that matters
>>151913864funfact: reading joan didion is why i'm a quintana roo tigres fan (not actually a fan, but i do google them from time to time because i like the idea of following a mexican team)
>>151913889steroids you idiot
>mfw his "expected weighted on base line drive on a tuesday in the middle of august in 78 degree weather while caged+" is the highest i've seen since faggot slippyfingers in 1924
>>151913903giants and mariners both have pitcher friendly parks and both are on the west coast. they must be the top 2 favorites to sign him.
>>151914048lmao i love this gay sport
>>151914094>funfact: reading joan didion is why i'm a quintana roo tigres fan (not actually a fan, but i do google them from time to time because i like the idea of following a mexican team)That is a fun fact. I wouldn't expect that of a /mlb/er.
>>151914126i like the way she writes about my state
>>151914111If I was his agent I would advise him to go to the Mariners, 100%. I feel like they could help him "reinvent" himself. Make him more slider dominant or something. Plus all Japanese players should play for the Mariners. It's soul! it just is!
Jays were league leaders in xFRT and FAG+ last year and they still somehow found a way to lose.
>you now remember yankees fans have spent most of this decade saying jasson dominguez was going to be a generational player and unanimous rookie of the year
>>151914148DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151914018xFIP isn't as predictive as you think it is of future success. His Z-Contact% was nearly the same as his 2024 season before the injury, his O-Contact is the one that jumped out of place, which tells me he struggled with command of his splitter, but that comes and goes. He isn't going to replicate his 2024 season, neither will he be the worst pitcher in baseball, hence why I said "fine".
BBC KEK!
>>151914153QUINTANA ROO RAYS LOOOOOOOSE LMAOOOO
>>151914153Reject modernity Embrace tradition
>>151914162>xFIP isn't as predictive as you think it is of future success.A lot of the statistics that are decent at predicting future success look pretty bad for Shota. But yes, he’s going to be fine. I’m just surprised at how much he gets brought up given the other pitchers on the market. I guess it’s because it’s a surprise to people that he’s a free agent
>>151914191And I wasn’t trying to use xFIP as a predictive stat, I was just trying to illustrate that even pre injury there were some alarming signs
xFIP, the only stat I care for is my xSIP, expected sips of a refreshing beer, am i right boys?
FIP sounds weird but it’s actually really simple and it makes sense why it can be useful or insightful I still don’t like talking about it though. Because well..you know….kek..
It’s kind of crazy how people just brushed Ohtani’s gambling scandal under the rug. I guess when you generate money for the owners all is forgiven. What a dirtbag
>>151914153BBC!
>>151914223just wait for the PED scandal
>>151914237Jump if you want dat BBC!
>>151914252jays were stealing pitches and still choked LMAO
>>151914260I choked on dat BBC!
>>151914223There's nothing to discuss. There was an in depth FBI investigation. Nothing is going to stop you from being a retard and making up whatever you want to think.
>>151914263>There was an in depth FBI investigation.Surely no one can be this stupid, no?
>>151913686my Astros will fix him
>>151914271Apparently you are.
we can all agree clement's hit record is the fakest stat since integration
>>151914319ohtranny's 50-50 is up there
>>151914260Watching the Mookie podcast after they won a number of players insinuated the jays were stealing signs. Smith and Snell were bewildered at how nothing they called against them seemed to work. Kike said they reminded him of the 2018 Red Sox. If true that just makes it more embarrassing, choking a 3-2 lead going home and a 3-0 lead in game 7 while cheating. Thank God they lost.
>>151914319Stupid faggot peaked in his rookie year, only downhill from here.
>>151914319Integration, when dat BBC became big time!
>>151914334based int bbc enjoyer
>BBCuh… nothing beats a Jeet2 holiday?
>>151913699ryan klesko was my favorite player as a lil jimmy DOE
>>151914327 Do you have any idea how pathetic you sound? Why do all nons have this desire to be victims
>>151914358not a dodgers fan
>>151914327I've watched it twice and none of that was said. Everything they said about the Blue Jays was complimentary.
>>151914345More like cockallday
>>151914274There’s nothing to fix Padre fans only criticize Cease because he’s a free agent and they have billions of dollars tied up into their shitter hitters
>>151914371read between the lines
>>151914372Holeaday?
>>151914371Watch it 2 more times, retard.
>>151914327they were just all over fastballs and will smith is a retard and just keeps calling for them
decoy
>>151910883>over the past 2 yearsgee I wonder what he's talking about. he spent the last 2 years holding his dick while his countrymen won back to back ships in America
dekopin
>>151914478>Leonardo - Freddie>Michelangelo - Kike>Donatello - MookieCan't figure out who would be Raph though
>>151910883too masculine for the mets
>>151914497Smith
The Dodgers are going to retire 22 right?
>>151914517>playoff choker regular season merchant gets your number retired in LGay
>>151914517100%
>>1519145333 cy youngs 3 rings 3000 ks first ballot hofer greatest pitcher of a generation
>>151914538>greatest pitcher of a generationI love kersh but his legacy is more complicated than that claim by every metriche's a tragic figure
>>151914546It's between him, Verlander, and Scherzer. He was the best of the three.
>>151914538He only contributed to 1/3 of those rings and that ring was only 1/3 of a season so kersh is 1/9 of a World Series champion. But he also cost the dodgers like 10 other World Series titles so technically he’s -9 + 8/9 of a World Series champion.
>>151914517i hope not. we need to normalize not retiring numbers and just adding names to a ring or wall of honor. seeing the number on the field is the best way to remember someone.i randomly turned on a nfl game the other day and the cowboys were playing. i saw 88 make the catch and instantly said, wait, wasn't that michael irvin's number? BRING BACK OLD NUMBERS!
>>151914553>He was the best of the three.That's not true. Scherzer proved he was the best by taking two teams that had never won a world series and leading the charge for both of them. Meanwhile the Dodgers only won the years Kershaw practically didn't even play
>>1519145603 time champion
>>151914563kershaw is arguably the goat dodger tho, for sure top 3. this is an obvious retire.
>>151914564Scherzer is third on that list. It's close between Kershaw and Verlander though.
>>151914553they all have equal claim and only kershaw was humiliated time and time again as much as it pains me (verlander had some stinkers too to be fair)just glad he could go out on top
>>151914565Sorry it’s technically -(9 + 8/9) or -9 - 8/9 of a champion. Or -89/9 of a champion if you prefer.
>>151914568i don't care. give him a memorial. add his name and number to signage with the other dodger greats. move on and stop being such precious little cucks about numbers
Yamamoto > Skubal > Skenes
>>151914582yams isnt even a top ten pitcher
>>151914590retard
Weebs don't know ball. Simple as.
>>151914582>skubal gets traded at the deadline>joins a wild card team>they start the first series with a 1-0 series lead>they start the next series with a 1-0 series lead>they start the next series with a 2-0 series lead>they start the world series with a 2-0 series leadwhen this happens in '26, i expect a retraction
https://youtu.be/ZT47VCMN88s
>>151914600Skubal is getting traded to the Dodgers.
>>151914601I thought friedman should've been fired after 2023MLB and the owners gave me a second chance
>>151914601>The Equation Behind Baseball's Newest DynastyMoney = wins. Wow, that really deserved a video essay.
>>151914611friedman is a literal genius, the amount of value they get out of their contracts at say a rate of $8m/WAR (from the video) has already paid off
>>151914570Verlander is easily the best of the 3. One healthy solid year next year and he genuinely has a chance of being top 5 ALL time in career strikeouts(87 to take #6, 148 to take #5). Not to mention he also has the most no hitters of the 3 and most career wins of the 3. And if "WAR" is a meaningful stat, he also has both of them beat there too. Not to mention he's done this across different divisions and leagues in his career, so unlike Kershaw, he wasn't able to grind on the Rockies and Padres during their dark ages for his stats.
>>151914616umm akshually any team can spend as much as the doyers and spending money does not always mean success! (cough mets)
>>151914582No non doyers fan agrees with this
>>151914617friedman is a literal fraudlucky for him the good people of nippon are terrified of being individuals so he could farm talent while also taking advantage of unlimited guggenheim moneyGENIUS
>>151912649Kirk-sama can do better
>>151914632i do not find most white women attractive
>Kershaw: retired at 37 after already being kind of shaky the last couple years>Verlander: won a Cy Young at 39 after coming back from injuries and tommy john>"REALLY IT'S A TOSS UP ON WHO THE BETTER PITCHER REALLY WAS"do doggie doos really?
>>151914638kershaw has more rings nice try
>>151914638they really doo kek
>>151912713Autistic brown Torontonian here. I have a brown wife and I assume most brown men do also. Likewise with Asian men although I have noticed a trend of Asian men raised in Canada travelling to their parent's homeland to find a wife. Basically passportbroing their own race. A very strange practise I don't quite understand. Yes the truth is bmwf is a very modern invention, really only existed in the post-slavery era. The jewish pornographers have attempted to make this pairing seem far more prevalent than it is in reality, although these is a fair degree of prevalence. In comparison the wmaf pairing is by far the most storied interracial pairing of all time, with pairings and marriages being noted from hundreds of years of history ago. From Portugese settlers meeting Japanese women to Englishmen travelling to China, many stories of European men marrying Asian women for hundreds, possibly thousands of years. As for the pairings of Asian and brown men with white women, this is generally not as prevalent I feel simply due to the unattractiveness of black women. Black men will go out of their way to date white women because they find most black women unattractive and white women are the most common in Canada. In comparison, Asian and brown men tend to value their women highly and pair with their own kind.
>>151914655Autistic brown Torontonian hereI'm sorry for your loss
>>151914658yeah game 7's ending fucking sucked. Every morning right before I wake up the first thing I see in my mind's eye is Kirk's bat's breaking in slow motion. Like a recurring nightmare. Followed by Mookie and Freddie's double play. And then I just see that broken bat on the ground. And then I wake up.
Kershaw is 37 and was throwing fastballs so poorly that they were registering as changeups on statcast and radars. He's been paraded as an old grandpa dinosaur who can barely hold on like he's not only a couple years older than guys like Max Muncy. Meanwhile Verlander and Scherzer are both in their 40s and both still act like they can go another few years and it doesn't even sound unbelievable to think they could
If I were an mlb owner and my team lost the World Series at home, I would simply call the police on the other team and have them removed from my ballpark immediately for trespassing.
Baby Cartoons are masculine as fuck
>>151914683Ed Rogers simply isn't that based.
i want to have a threesome with kershaw's wife and miss verlander. why is ai taking to long to make this happen??
>>151914632>implying that fat fuck can do any better, even with millions in the bank
Fernando Tatis jr. is a drug cheat and the Padres are wholly irrelevant
>>151914756rent free
>>151914617Yeah..try to build a team through the draft and player development, fail massively for nearly a decade, realize you have more money than any other team, spend that money, and finally win. What a genius, they should make a sequel to moneyball Just shut your little paco mouth
>>151914770you sound upset; did your team not spend money?
>>151914740Kirk could still be in the shithole slums of Ecatepec de Morelos and he'd still be getting pussy. These heaux love fat, swarthy Mexicans who can hit. Bro might be low in stamina but he leaves an impact.
>>151914772ofc, but quite poorly
dodgers making em seethe again
>>151914807you sound very upset, almost like you're projecting and have nothing to resort to but insultstouch some grass
ANIME AND VIDYA DOYERS!!!
dodge on em!
>>151914811sakura con ikkimasu!
>>151914809What is your argument? you literally just said >u mad??Dumb fucking wetback, use your head
>>151914823touch some grass, i don't know what kind of hatred you have inside you but it is free to be nice. you have nothing to gain besides nurturing your small ego
>>151914825depthspie plz
>>151914830i can tell you're very fun at parties
>>151914834we are two peas in a pod then
>>151914825You’re right that was unbecoming of me. I’m sorry for calling you derogatory names. You are literally stupid, but not because of your race or ethnicity.
>>151914846ad hominem attacks will get you nowhere
can't wait to see the evolution of this seethe when after we 3peat
What logical fallacy is it when you completely ignore what someone says and accuse them of being upset? I went to public school
>>151914865Modus Reckerius
Padres vs Astros next year. Padres in 6. Padgers NLCS game 7 gets more viewers than WS game 6 though. Astros vs Yankees is the least watched ALCS this decade
>>151914865it is the moment that one resorts to insults and the like is when their whole argument falls apart and thus disregarded
>>151914898...
>>151907989You seem upset man, what's the dealio?>>151908008Hey man you sound upset. Touch grass maybe?>>151910007There's no need for this man, take a chill pill>>151911516Dude, seriously? Just relax man, everything is gonna be alright>>151914766Is this supposed to be mocking someone? Not cool, my dude>>151908665There's no need for this my guy>>151908032Dude, not cool!
Take a chill pill hermano! We're all good here
You guys are all my best friends in the whole wide world by the way and I love each and every one of you (except Alejandro).:)
shiny happy people holding hands :)
>>151914957
>>151914972Bon Jovi has aged a lot. Time flies.
Real BBC hours!
gm
>>151915436bit early no?
>>151915442mornings come early around here
>>151915447gn early bro
1 DH Ohtani2 SS Betts3 1B Freeman4 RF Tucker5 LF T.Hernandez6 C Smith7 3B Muncy8 CF Pages9 2B Edman= back to back to back WS champs
go jays go
pages swung at that pitch on purpose so he could expose the bad guys and save baseball
>>151915735nah, he's just a cuban monkey who doesn't use his brain. many examples of his dumb monkey brain not functioning last season
>duhhhh ball come, me swing!
>>151915752>>151915760what a hero. what a champion
>>151915735He was the one rigging the bets.
>>151915436gm
Built different
i might get me a slim jim later
i hate the dodgers
>>151915856i hope he gets the really rare card
>>151915674It's hard to argue when the Dodgers won it this year with 2/3 of their pitching staff on IR.
>>151915896fraud listmcmeme hasnt won anything nor allen, judge, doncic and skenes
>>151915909this is the only reason the team didnt have 100 wins
>>151915929canadians told me mcdavid winning the all star game last year was bigger than the cup
>>151915960why would an international contest matter in a conversation about who is the best across the 4 big leagues of na sports?
>>151915929So where would we rank Vlad?
>>151915976he tops the heart chart
>>151915978broken heart maybe
>>151915998too soon
>>151914471decoy
>>151916126Let's go for a fun walk today
>>151915998:(
>>151916176based
Fuck Japan
>you now remember ryan freel
>>151916484>that freel when
>>151914779>>151914632Why do you keep posting this mid bitch ?
>>151915960Winning something with your country >>> winning something with a franchise
>>151916781you dont have a country anymore
>>151916859Bigger and ugly pilled. Fucking Hollywood freak lmao.
>>151915853>Built differentThat's why we call them midgets
>>151916859bogdanoff
>>151916781>>151916803>anymoreCanada is not and has never been a real country.
>>151916881Bogged*
good morning dodgers>>151916881>>151916893bad morning homosexuals
>>151916900seethe harder
Doyerpacos have never seen an attractive woman irl kekinorini!
Potentially interesting thread >>151916478 (not OP)
gm>>151917082cool if a pc release finally happens
How can you even trust this sport I mean they say they get to second base and there’s no tits out what a fuckin joke
>>151916941>there are no attractive women in LAthis is your brain when youre a flyover bumpkin living in a trailer park
>>151917295fuck you, bitch
>>151917301good post
Don’t let that flyover migger get to you leaves, as far as real Americans are concerne, they’re all dastardly traitors living on borrowed time due for a reckoning they’ll be in denial about until they realize through their fading tunnel vision that they’re last waking moment is in a mass grave.
>>151917255They don’t talk to you tho, if they did you wouldn’t be posting these bogged and airbrushed hooers
RK, TEAM, GMS, TOTAL ATTENDANCE1 LA Dodgers 81 4,012,470 2 San Diego 81 3,437,201 3 NY Yankees 80 3,392,659 4 Philadelphia 81 3,375,477 5 NY Mets 80 3,182,052 Padres sold more tickets than the Yankees. LMAO
>>151917456Stankeedoo ‘em!!
% Qualified NL Hitters Batting .300+:1999: 37%2000: 36%2001: 34%2002: 20%2003: 28%2004: 23%2005: 22%2006: 21%2007: 24%2008: 19%2009: 22%2010: 15%2011: 20%2012: 23%2013: 19%2014: 11%2015: 17%2016: 19%2017: 22%2018: 12%2019: 13%2020: 19%2021: 14%2022: 5%2023: 7%2024: 4%2025: 1%
>>151917225good morning mariners nation
>>151917632WAKE ME UP INSIDE (can't wake up)
>>151908334because Philthadelphia seethed about him too hard
>>151908230why did they hire the comet ping pong guy?
kek...KEK!!!
Clase was threatened to throw bad pitches
For anybody interested, the 47 cleanup might be the most perfect baseball hat if you're not into fitted hats. They're nice and soft, and they fit well even if you've got a melon like me (new era 7 3/4-8). something about the shaping of it is just perfect, wears better than any other hat i've ever bought.
>>151917766>Oh no, I keep keep checking social media DMs from complete strangers on the internet and sometimes they're mean!>Going to keep checking unsolicited messages from strangers though and just complain about it to the media. That should solve the problem.Very womanly behavior
>>151917766metsinersbros...they stole stankys smile...
>>151917766Metsiners legend Ryne Stanek is right about degenerate gamblers.
*sips coke*Stove status?
We need The Gay Gods
>>151917766this doesn’t happen to us based geologists, should’ve gotten a real job chump ass mahfucka
>>151917383I’m not posting those though, that’s a different anon. Do you even know how this website works lol
>>151918021its too cold for them to disperse to
>>151918062sonofabitch, you KNEW st. helens was going to go.... well now you're whole family is gonna pay
>>151918148>you're
>>151918035we ain't even...ah who am I kiddin
>>151918171>originally type 'you're gonna pay' but want to threaten your family too but don't update the possessive pronoun
No please...GAWD NO!!!
>>151918282he just like me fr fr
slow genny
fast retards
>>151918341Ngh...gaw...!
>>151918384me
>>151918384that's racist, you're racist
We ain’t even human!
>>151918384Ryback
>>151918341Cream this man
>>151918384whoa whoa whoa
saying "i hope your family dies" isn't a death threat
bookie philanthropists deserve the rope
>>151918448maybe not, but it's pretty freakin rude
>>151918282Don't ever apologize, don't ever back down.
>>151918341Pfma
>>151910020poodres fans would burn down petco park if the dodgers got tatis
The Chad Mogger seems to free his mind at night
PCA is like Pete Rose in that everyone other than Cubs fans hate him. They would rather vote for a flaming homosexual dominican drug cheat than him for platinum glove even though he had a near historic season defensively. Or maybe there's institutional bias against the Cubs? Nah, I'm probably crazy. Baseball fans don't really care if you do steroids, right?
>>151915896I have severe Ohtranny fatigue.
PCGay kek
>>151918384ohtani
>>151918688Fuck you ya bitch
Primate Chimp Apestrong
>>151918703You are a bitch!!!
I'm going to in n out, anyone want anything?
>>151918703
no no NO NO NO!!!!
>>151917623ball goes fast
>BA .216 OB .285 SLG .437 K 24% BB 4.8% WOW
new in a few >>151918825
>>151918831Is this nu tho?
>>151918831Disregard the early nu I'll be waiting for the real thread
>>151918980It’s not nu tho?
>>151918831We have rules for a reason!
>>151918995That's right
