before there was shohei ohtani, there was carlos zambranohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_RScqrESVgprev. >>151907954
berds
>*boos your anthem*
Bridegrooms
Yankees. Also, Happy Veteran's Day.
>>151918903>Bridegroomswas that their version of dickgirls?
>>151918903>bridecooms
based
>>151918978BASED
dodgers
>>151918988i hope he gets really the rare card
>>151919006why are doyerpacos sexually attracted to children and dogs?
how to get softball qt3.14 bros?
Bros..Is he coming back? Do we even want that?
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
>>151919057IT'S CALLED LOVE
>>151919006what the FVCK!!!What the fuckie?!?What the FUCKIANA?Doyerpacos, asplain yoselfs! You sick fucking basterds!
>>151918903Superbas
>>151919006This is so demented. I wish I didn’t know this…
>>151919083hes washed but the dodgers outfield is dogshit so an improvement
>>151919083>>151919104i think he's the highest paid CF
>>151918903freddie :)
My shmeat so small
https://www.teamworkonline.com/baseball-jobs/atlanta-braves/atlanta-braves-jobs/mascot-sprinter-2140275
>>151919104He’s not washed. Stick to collecting anime trading cards you fucking retard. Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking.
imagine being a decuck simp kek. just say you want to fuck the dog already lmao
>>151919209I WANT TO FUCK THE DOG
cubs suck lol
>>151919227they had carlos zambrano
We ain’t even homosapiens!
>>151919246he's one of the best-looking ball players of all time
>>151919262he looks like a child rapist
*sips coke*Stove status, amigos?
>>151919257speak for yourself i am wise and also homo
decoy got em seething kek
canada es cagada
>>151919270So this? >>151919262
Its up! :ohttps://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46917752/mlb-free-agency-2025-26-passan-perfect-offseason-moves-dodgers-yankees-mets-tucker-schwarber
>>151919030they don't
>>151919079GYAAAT
>>151919413Please Jerry.... listen to Peff!
tanner scott, michael kopech, and kirby yates to make HUGE comeback for the threepeat
>tanner scott, michael kopech, and kirby yates to make HUGE comeback for the threepeatmany are saying this
>Patrick Mahomes>Lewis Hamilton>Shohei Ohtani>Lamine Yamal>Jude Bellingham
>>151919806i only know #1 and #3
>>151919817NUMBER 3 NUMBER 17
>>151919817they're all glowie psyopsCIA is worried about based china and japan has been raped for the last 10 years by korea and china in pop cultureevery single one of those games is korean or chinese
>>151919830WHERE THE FUCK IS IDOLM@STER
>>151919835you lostchina wonkorea won
when is baseball tho
baseball isn't about baseball its part of the geopolitical war between the usa and china using japan as a pawn as they always have been
he's going 3 IQ mode again lmao
glowieposting is a really good gimmick because you can use it on literally every general and thread
why do you think he got off for the gambling? because he's, knowingly or not, a CIA asset to try and get the average american to support japan against china とか
>>151919843Ask again later.
THANKS FOR FREDDIE AND MOOKIE, RETARD TEAMS
lets goooo
polfags are annoying
>>151919880do any of them have lewds?
your team and hero was actually a glowop all along lolthe cia who ruined your home nation of mexico tricked you again
>>151919870he wasn't gambling. here's how it happened>ippei: ruh oh i need to pay millions or they'll break my legs>shohei: don't worry i got u bro i pay for u>ippei: OK>sho: ruh oh i paid, but bookie illegal>ippei: heh heh>sho: OK u go to jail and i give your family lots of money OK?>ippei: OK it is most honorable thing
In an interview held by director of CDN deportes Frank Camilo, reporter Luis Hernández, good friend of Emmanuel Clase, affirms that Clase has stated that the calls intercepted by the FBI were for rooster fighting and not related to illegal bets. Clase remains in Río San Juan, Dominican Republic and currently not under custody.
Fuck canada
I hope everyone here is supporting otani, remember we need your public support for hot war against china to defend japan
>>151919913ippei wasnt even betting on baseball
>Poodres are looking to shop around El Nino Caca
>>151919936See you in Takama-no-hara brother
>>151919971Bob Nightengale says this every year because he's mad that Tatis took a super affordable contract on a team that Bob doesn't like. You'd know this if you watched the sport for more than a year, but you only started watching this year lol
>>151919971>subtle israel flags in her hairVery kosher (((weebism))) these days
uh oh
>>151919971kys
>>151920011Who else lost money?
>>151920011>mests
the weeb subfaction of 4chan has been subverted by kikes and is in denial about it.
>>151920020Everyone who isn't the DoyersGotta spend money to make money baybay
>>151919971>only comes to post about the Padreskek
Drake Baldwin winning over Cade Horton only further proves to me that Skenes won ROTY last year because the writers jack off to Livvy Dunne. It's pretty much the same circumstances as last year, but this time the position player who played most of the season won over the mid-season callup pitcher that dominated the second half. Cade and Skenes even got called up around the same time in their respective years
>>151920011good, you shouldnt be allowed to profit if your team is dogshit, invest in your team
it says a lot about the mind of the average MLB writer when they constantly say the REAL problem is small/mid market teams refusing to spend like the Dodgers, then when teams do like the Mets or Padres(even though the Mets are large market), those same writers will go "it's so unfeasible and bad and actually those big contracts are a mistake and they should actually focus on being penny pinchers, and trade their bes- I mean too expensive wasteful contracted players, hopefully to my dodgers!"
>>151920011FAGGETS KEK!
>>151920088almost like it's a psyop by the federal government to try and astroturf support for japan who's been losing the culture war to china
>>151920011he makes that back in a week from his 9 to 5
>First important news from the GM meetings here in Vegas: The Padres won the inaugural front office pickleball tournament last night. They beat THE DODGERS to take home the hardware.Preller owns your trash franchise lol, parade next week!
>On January 6, 2025, the Dodgers traded Lux to the Cincinnati Reds in exchange for Mike Sirota>Mike Sirota registered a 107.1 MPH 90th% Exit Velocity in 2025. This places him in the same power bucket as sluggers like Seiya Suzuki, Gunnar Henderson, Randy Arozarena, and Corbin Carroll>In 59 games in 2025, Sirota produced 30 batted balls 105 MPH and above.so it happened again
>>151920161>caring about High-A stats
>>151920020Padres are losing money, which is why some think Tati's may be getting traded in the near future (not this winter).
>>151920192>trading their best playerpoverty franchise loser mentality
Hell of a road to the World Series. Glad the underdog won
>>151920192it's literally just bob nightengale doing the same song and dance he does every year. he keeps saying "duhhh i'm a serious reporter and he's definitely available because the padres definitely value prospects and should try saving money!!!!" even though Preller's run as GM has literally been the opposite of this stance and is ready to drop prized prospects on some rando that he thinks is gonna be huge on the Padres
>>15192018090th% Exit Velocity isn't a stat, it's a metric, moron. Either way, I couldn't care less about that kid nor the Dodgers, it's just funny how retarded the Reds are as an organization. Raw power translates to any level, and if I have to explain this to you, I cannot help but feel sorry for you.
>>151919413Yeah I’m sure Japanese pitchers are going to be lining up to sign for the Cubs after they rat-fucked Shōta with their slimy contract and to a lesser extent Seiya. (He was better at defense than Tucker)AND PRINT IT
the only chance tatis had at being traded was in 2017 when he was still some rando prospect that was thrown in during the james shields trade
>>151920161>>151920180>he didn't see the video from the Max EV autistKEK, yall need to get your ball knowledge up https://youtu.be/2EuSyGXzflk
>>151920229>Raw power translates to any levelexcept when you get to AA and you aren't just beating up on high schoolers anymore. nobody takes single A stats seriously because the rosters are basically just decent high schoolers and the crumbs of college players. part of why it's ideal to trade prospects at this level is because you pretty much can pull the wool over people's eyes with "speculation" meanwhile AA and AAA usually kicks their asses
How has your team performed in the past 10 years?
>>151920297
>>151920297doyers should get first seed every year until someone passes them
Dodgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v6HymJC-bcDodgers $800M Offseason Plan Revealed
Anyone got the pic of that woman with really fucking good legs throwing a pitch
*shows bunt*
show this bussy
>imai has beef with yams(could join a division rival) and wants to be in an environment where every player is trying to take him deep instead of being foul ball merchantsunironically he's going to the Rockies
>>151920256I'm not clicking that video, I already know about maxEV. It's really useful when there's a lot of noise, especially early in the season.>>151920264Again, you don’t get the difference between raw power and game power.
>>151920341Dodgers?
>>151920341
D O Y E R S OYERS
Anyone have that .gif of that girl skipping and walking trying to find me because she wants to be her boyfriend?
>>151920396Nah the woman looked korean and was looking right at the camera and had her leg up
>>151920341Baseball
poodrepacos seething that the face of their franchise is getting traded kek
>>151920437Thank you you are a god among men
>>151920429She is korean
>>151920424<-------------- right here chief
Juan Shitto, Future DH at 27https://youtu.be/2BYvCEIQiTM
reminder: dodger pedos are so obsessed with young asian girls that they were trying to take photos of Ohtani's 7 month old daughter in her stroller. https://x.com/_wolfcom_/status/1986290320662032764
>>151920479why are they like this?
>>151920462hes at least 30
Which man's ass comes to mind?
>>151920502Dodgers
>>151920440kek
>>151920486i don't know, i think it's good that Ohtani very clearly picked up speed when he saw the guy trying to get closer, but at a certain point, he should've just swung at him.
>>151920440kek they really do be like that
>>151920424Forgot to mention she was a dodger ballgirl.
Tatis is the only contract they can reasonably offload because he's still young and has yet to enter his prime.
poodres kek
i think it's going to be funny watching dave roberts go back to being a little pussy bitch next year in the Padgers series because he can't have screaming matches with Mr. Frog Shildt anymore and will be intimidated by a guy a foot taller and a decade younger than him
why are doyerpacos obsessed with the Padres, children, vtubers and dogs kek?
>>151920563
you guys ever notice the poodres colors are pee and poop? Pee and poop! What were they thinking?!poodres kek
>>151920606everyone was using sticky stuff until they cracked down on it
Gawd I could use some sticky stuff
Who wants to crack down on my sticky stuff?
>>151920620cope, homophobe
Everyone get sticky stuff down my crack pronto
poodrepacos lol
>Nick Kurtz won Jackie Robinson ROTYThese fucking scriptwriters
I could go for apoundin
>>151919830Your father is Chinese
>>151920645heh
>>151920374Sirota is very interesting, but he's had injury issues. good bloodlines being the grandson of Whitey Ford.
>>151920501dodge 'em
>>151920565is that the reason the poodres have a revolving door at manager? to find someone who can physically take on Roberts?
mr. ortiz, any comment?
blow gays kek
kek
>>151920606TRVKE!
>>151920680the other managers were weak headcases, Shildt had a fire, but he was also a frog man.
>>151920565he'll throw his forearm right at him like he did with shildt
>>151920606-89/9
Fuck Recker
>>151920718the headcase is Preller. that's why no one likes managing there.
poodre poo em!
Kershaw def bet against the dodgers in the playoffs right? How else do you explain the multiple entries??
pages got the bad guys and saved baseball
>>151920803he's the monkey on a typewriter that accidentally writes shakespeare. a big dumb ape who's retardation made it easier to find out clase was cheating because only a retard would swing at a pitch the pitcher was literally trying to give for free. funniest part is he actually threw TWO balls into the dirt in this at bat and Pages swung at BOTH and even grounded out on the second one he threw lol
>>151920852I'd be pissed if those balls bounced a foot in front of the plate, but this is excusable.
>>151920852Doesn't matter still saved baseball.
Unironically why does Sanchez have a better bWAR? is it because Skenes is just a garbage fielder?
>>151921211i will NEVER forgive the bbwaa for screwing Zack Wheeler out of his 2021 Cy Sneed award. They literally said>He threw too many innings, he doesn't deserve it
>>151921211he pitched more innings
>>151921240less than 13 innings not only closed what should've been a massive gap, but surpassed it?
>>151921236Usually its too few innings that does you in. That is pretty fucked.
Is John Smoltz fucking retarded? Did anyone see his comments on having a “first half winner” be guaranteed a playoff spot regardless of how they perform in the second half of the season, so we can have a “July playoff race” that isn’t boring?
>>151921211if it was 1980, sanchez would win on w/l alone
>>151921264Retard moment
>>151921253Burnes won specifically on /9s that were inflated by having nearly 50 fewer innings.
>>151921211>why does this fake number comparing a nonexistent metric to a hypothetical get something wrong?gee i fucking wonder
>>151921290Sorry, nearly SIXTY innings. That's essentially 10 fewer quality starts
>>151920731Literally fuck Recker?
>>151921282His justification was even more retarded. His example was “well the Braves this year had a terrible first half, shouldn’t they have been given a chance to make the playoffs cause they had a better second half?” No John, they shouldn’t. And he also claims teams who perform well in the first half won’t throw the second half of the season if they’re offered a playoff bye. One of the most brain dead baseball takes I have ever heard.
Umpires are a CIA plot to trick the average baseball fan into supporting one world government
>>151921264jomboy had the same idea and no one called him a retard
>>151921290burnes had the better W-L
>>151921360
>>151921374Hello, Bartolo Colon voter!
>>151921373Jomboy is a retard tho
>>151921374Yeah cause he pitched way less.
>>151921388what's his reasoning for this again?
>>151921373it is fucking stupid. the guys who staked you to a good first half can be injured or just gassed for the season. the teams who can grind out an entire season to make it are the only ones deserving.
Are we sure Paul Skenes is good? Not once in his career has he pitched under pressure. He has never had the weight of expectations placed on his shoulders. He just gets to go out there and throw balls like he's pitching a simulated game. He's below Yamamoto and Skubal until the results of his games finally start to matter.
JOMNIGS!
>>151921396Idk “muh fuckin playerinos are getting hurt” or some shit. Which isn’t even true.
Umpires are a CIA plot to be a Trojan horse for robot umpires which will herald the arrival of our AI roboto overlords
>>151921403we'll know for sure when he's a met
>>151921420what would prevent a 1st half winner from shutting everyone down for the rest of the season until the playoffs? it's fucking stupid and he should be punched in the face every morning when he wakes up until he admits it's stupid.
>>151921264>>151921373The idea is to bring some excitement to the deadest point of the season. It also involves the best second half team in the division getting a playoff spot so fans don't feel like their team's season is over after a bad first half and disengage with baseball for the year. I hate the idea, but I can't think of anything else that would help keep more fans engaged throughout the entire season.
>>151921457if they're not watching or attending games, they're not actually fans. fuck em
I heard you were Talkin' Smack about about the Jomboy Media Empire.
>>151921457>Get people who don't like baseball to watch by ruining it for current viewers Retard moment
>>151921457Rockies attendance numbers disprove this. It’s just a stupid idea, we’re gonna let some hobbled 72-90 team into the playoffs now cause they had a good first half?
Fap fap fap fap
>>151920852HERO ANDY P
>>151921488This is essentially Manfred’s legacy so don’t be shocked when it happens
Honestly if Padres fans were more respectful maybe this wouldn’t be happening. Just a thought
>>151921475no... PLEASE!!! I promise I'll watch jombie goons guess the top position players from 1923!
>>151921512I can name at least two fan bases that they were extremely rude to. Extremely. Rude. I won’t shed a tear for their downfall. And that’s putting it as kindly as I can.
>>151921510The pitch clock is gay af but its not massively game changing. Speeding up the game is mostly annoying when I am at the stadium cause I want to hang out longer. Letting more jobbers into the already expanded playoffs is gay. The manfred ball runner on 2nd is terrible as well.
>>151921552I like all the rules changes watching at home but you're absolutely right that the fan experience at the stadium gets fucked over
>>151921515We will see you at the warehouse games livestreams AND watching Nickelodeon too.
>>151921475no.... NO!!!!
>>151921465>>151921488Yeah, I don't like it either, but they're trying to build off of the momentum of the last couple years and grow the game. It does the sport no good to have a huge number of people that would otherwise be interested in the sport not tune in until the lead up to the playoffs because they feel the season is too long and meaningless. It does the sport no good to have it's most engaged fans lose interest by the ASG because their team is too far back in the standings.>>151921489The Rockies attendance numbers are completely inflated by cheap beers. People buy a ticket for dirt cheap just to get into the stadium for the $3 beers before first pitch. Coors Field isn't a baseball stadium. It's the cheapest pre-gaming bar in downtown Denver.
>>151921681Like the other anon said, those are not real fans. They will just shamelessly bandwagon the Dodgers or Yankees if they really want to watch.
>>151921681>grow the gamesplitting the season would not do that in any measurable way. might be a fun pop for the first two or three markets to "win" the first half but that would fade pretty quick
>>151921762I think it definitely would get more people watching and invested in baseball during June/July. Outside of a Summer Olympics year, MLB is the only thing going on in sports. It should be a time that baseball dominates without any other sports competing for eyeballs, but it's currently wasted on the least exciting part of the season. They need something in the middle of the season for people to get excited about and no one, not even die hards, gives a shit about all star games anymore.
>>151921488I look like this
>>151921835>muh devils advocate fuck off Smoltz kys
>>151921835we agree about the all star "game," but i can't get with the idea of a half-season championship driving eyeballs. what happens after the break? more disengagement?
https://x.com/BNightengale/status/1988403315940749353Imagine not voting for Dave Roberts the two time WS champion.
>>151921873alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>151921873Why would I imagine it? I lived it.
>>151921864>what happens after the break? more disengagement?I don't know about Smoltz's idea, but Jomboy's proposed playoff structure had playoff seeding based on end of season records and stacks the deck against lower seeds enough to keep teams competing in the second half if they already won the first half.
We need toolsy teens
>>151921920i must admit this is sounding dumber and more convoluted
>>151921948>dumb and convolutedsounds perfect for baseball then
>>151921920Seeding is such a retarded argument in baseball when the worst teams in the league still win games and series against better teams all the time. No one is gonna be deterred from tanking because of seeding if they’re guaranteed a playoff spot in fucking July.
>>151921967>Seeding is such a retarded argument in baseballGenerally, I agree, but the proposed playoff structure has the bottom four seeds in each league competing in single elimination games for the final two real playoff spots. That makes seeding actually matter more.
why does reddit act like kershaw is way ahead of scherzer and verlander?
>>151922036because your dad is a cuck
>>151922036Because they're right. How does it feel to be dumber than redditors?
>>151922051longevity + playoffs + did it in both leagues + kershaw farmed shit teams
>>151922051
>>151921211DRS rates the Phillies’ defense behind Sánchez as significantly worse than the Pirates’ behind Skenes, and it also accounts for Sánchez pitching in a tougher park
>>151922076>>151922083I didn't ask you to start coping.
>>151922036Because he is? 2.53 career ERA and a WHIP of 1 is fucking absurd.
>>151922091From clean shaven boy scout to old wisened wizard
>>151922083>this article was written in 2015>there ten more entire years full of multiple entries that followed o I am laffin
>>151922170Uhhh jay bros?
What would be harder to stomach as a Doyerpaco? That Kershaw really just was the ultimate playoff choker that couldn’t perform under pressure, or that he was betting against the dodgers in the playoffs and throwing games?
>>151922207Dodger fans don't want to admit that Kershaw was taking advantage of the dark ages of the Rockies and Padres during the peak of his career
>christcuck conservative from texas >gets drafted by liberal mexican LA team>becomes one of the best pitchers of his generation >purposely sabotages them in the playoffs for entertainment purposes not sure if based or cringe tbqh
buckbroken by a dog cried
>allows multiple players under his watch to set up illegal gambling schemes in the middle of games>manager of the yearkek. He was in on it and made so much money that he could pay off the voters
>>151922281another obsession to add to the doyerpaco list kek
Of course I'm getting sick the moment i don't have any PTO. Chadres should not sign Arraez, go fuck off to stankees or Asstroz.
