https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POWsFzSFLCE
Eewww, what's that brazza? Brazza ewwww!
UFC
post JDM walkout songshttps://youtu.be/r3kQlzOi27M
Islam killing a unicorn and drinking its blood
Tom Aspinall defeated my meng by Galactic Throat in the 12th minute.
>>151920610From the moment the blood of the unicorn touches your lips you live a cursed life, a half life
>>151920634Is that what happened to hasbullah
john pork is getting mad...https://youtu.be/ODNqUbcqI7w?si=2MmjJZsga3BVuca-
https://youtu.be/IFO7qTQKIXQits up
>>151920596thats morocco vs congo...
>>151920610He wouldn't do that
>>151920652I already boyed Dana you don't have to convince me.
>>151920652w2c Dana fit?
>>151920652Vinny mc mann got him beat
GSP would wallop the current welterweight roster
gsp would gallop like a horse
GSP's best win is Carlos Condit.
Even tyron woodley would put a beating on the current welterweights
>>151920774its actually matt hughes (2) and bj penn
>>151920774it's jake shields who went on to whoop woodley right before his run
Some things are just genetics like a really good chin or long arms and stuff like that i know that because i have 100% chest and doing push ups to me is like breathing i can do the widest possible push ups for hundreds of reps after not doing push ups for years and its just like that im sorry to say but Jon Jones can do nothing about those chicken legs.
>>151920810chin is purely mental
Am I the only one who...wait....no I'm not never mind
Fazza can you hear me
>>151920810Some things are just genetics like a really good chin or long arms and stuff like that i know that because i have 100% peins
>>151920851Kill yourself you retarded faggot
>>151920896Don't trip, G.
Kayla Harrison
Start doing this
Fuck You Khabib
>>151920909we are so lucky to have seen the Smiff era
I have a heem confession to make but after almost a decade of silence im not sure im ready to do it and i'll tell you that i have never told anyone about this ever.
>>151920896
so are you guys gonna pretend JDM has a chance for the rest of the week until he gets heemed
>>151920930seduction does not work on a man of the muslim faith
Champion contender Anthony Smith
>>151920896We don’t sign our posts here.
>>151920937
>>151920943Islam by flying piano
>>151920943Ilsam via fishing and being an regular dude!!
>>151920850All Khabib ever wanted was to see fazza dance at his granddaughter/daughter's wedding
>>151920943I fear we're finna see a Tyson-Spinks level beatdown that has cazzies claiming JDM was never good rather than admitting Islam is the GOAT
Islam laughing and chasing Pennywise through a sewer
>>151920943Islam has the tools to put Jack away but Maddalena has the box to place all the tools in. If he can get Islam to put away his tools in the box and shut it he can win. The thing is Islam is very good with handling his tools never letting them slip away from his hands.
Islam kicking over rocks and picking up rolly pollys
islam by airstrike over madison square garden
Islam has all his tools stashed in his shed and we are going to see him bring out those tools this week. The thing is Jack built that shed and as easy as he built it he can destroy it and if he does he will have effectively put away Islam's tools.
Islam has got tools in his shed. Rogan has bags of molasses in his garage.
Jack Della Maddalena has a box where you can put all of your tools in the question is will he put that box to use this weekend?
LEAVE BO ALONE
Joe Rogan stores granulated sugar by the boatload inside his very own storage chamber. Whenever he needs it he'll bring it out.
Is Islam invited to Sneed Pond?
You gotta shapren every tool...not even just tool, every thing...sharpen it all for cobnant. You just. Might. Need. It.
>>151921065Sorry. He's not so bad now that he admits he's been le humbled. I love when fighters are humble. I'm obsessed with it, some would say. It fills me with happy inner peace when we're all humble and nice.
>>151921085only one retarded freak per pond I fear
Islam and his shed of tools vs Jack and his empty toolbox. Two dimensions of the same game.
Islam is known for sharpening his tools before a fight but what good will they be if Jack puts them in his toolbox?
>>151921085yes
Jack has the ability to your tools away the problem is how will he get to Islam's tools?
Islam has been called out for using illegal substances. The substance? Creatine.
Islam by deep dish pizza poisoning
Bo's not playing mr nice guy anymore. With tears in his eyes after the death of Charlie, all he's gonna see is red, I'm afraid (for Rudolf)
Islam vs Maddalena will not solely be a wrestler vs boxer matchup, oh no quite the opposite.
Boof punches. Take control.
Will Islam vs Jack DM be a fight about who can win in their respective martial arts? No, absolutely not for this is a MIXED martial arts bout. They are going to mix their martial arts.
Pick the following fights >Edwards vs Prates >Brady vs Morales >Muhammad vs Garry
Jack is a heavy hitter but Islam is a precison sniper. Islam is a submission specialist but Jack is a brick wall.
hi hello. how does kopylov vs robocop? thank.
JDM by loaded crust lamping
islam likes animals. but jack is an animala kangaroo in particulara kangaroo jack if you willlike the movie
Islam via summoning a flock of pigeons
Islam v JDM...what can even be said. Monumental. My opinoin? You have to be able to dig into the tools. You have to have optoins in the form of tools. And I think JDM has an Islam killing tool. An box of them. Sharp.
Islam Makhachev has a very good takedown defense will that play in to the fight against JDM? Will he be able to stuff Jack's takedowns?
Islam has gained a lot of size for this fight, he is looking a lot bigger
>>151921173After Kopylov being totally freaked out by Costa’s size you have to go with robocop. That being said he’s a Chinlet so i wouldn’t bet on him
Jack Della Maddalena has very solid boxing but will he use it against Islam? It is after all not a boxing match but a mixed martial arts match.
islam via kfc zinger and bacon burger
>>151921173kopylov is dogless
>>151921173robocop is literally on roidshe will heem
>>151921188Islam has gained size but has he gained confidence?
Jack has gained a lot of brains for this fight, he is looking a lot smarter
>>151921214He is looking a lot bigger
>>>215864737
>>151921188JDM ate pizza this entire fight camp it's over for Islam
The brazzas are just hillbillies that like to fish and get their drink on from time to time
Islam by Christian torture methods
>>151921173Kopylov is very good but Robocop is skilled. We'll only be able to tell after the fight.
Its not the size of the dog of the fight...its who lets the dogs out
Islam has gotten closer to God for this fight, he is looking more devout
>>151921226But has his confidence gotten bigger as well? What about his ego? Has that gotten bigger? What about his humbleness? Has that gotten bigger?
Why is bo a favorite
>>151921229but they actually have le discipline unlike the american variety i fear
Islam is known as being a humble fighter will he keep being that this saturday? Or will he unlock a more cocky side to him in this fight?
Remember when Brady was tko'd by Blol Mamed?
if Bryce Mitchell had Ali as a manager he'd be champion right now
>>151921246That is probably due to Bo's illustrious record
JDM keys to vitorny; Land DamageIslam key to victory; Land DamageCoincidense? Food for thought.
>>151921281Islam's key to victory would actually be to get the fight to a point where he is comfortable but where Jack isn't. How would he do that? We'll have to find out this saturday.
i'm avar, she's lak
>>151921281Jack's key to victory is to jab jab land powershot stuff the takedown jab uppercut to deter more takedown then a stinging right hook from southpaw then switch to orthodox and land a couple more jabs then a powershot then another uppercut and then knockout.
Islam spinning a dead raccoon in central park
Islam by boogieboarding Jack into the crowd
islam makhachev vs jack della mhailstorm vs sandstorm
Bo Nickal keys to victory: Keep the fight at his own paceDon't go for the takedown until you know that you can get him downAvoid shots like a punch or a kickLand your own strikesDismantle your opponentWin the fight
>>151921246He's gonna do it for Charlie...
>>151921341This is what would've happened if Anderson Silva fought Khamzat Chimaev
>>151921341Gane was 2 minutes away from doing this to Thom.
Islam will shoot for the takedown but will Jack defend it?
>>151921358Very interesting and smart strategy. Obviously easier said than done but we should get this to Bo and his team, they need to read this.
Jack might box him in with his very solid boxing but can Islam escape from the box.
>>151921341the fixed fight era was something to behold
Two glatiadors. I respect them either way. Not the loser though. Spit on that guy.
Islam ramping bmx over mass grave
>>151921383Of course these are only the keys to victory but the path to victory? He'll have to find that one by himself.
>>151921392lol its such a goofy looking finish, forrest looked like he was on heroin or polished off a handle before stumbling out there
>>151920909This pic goes hard... Anthony Smith... What a fighter he was...
Islam is an master lock that has never been solved. JDM hoever is the keymaker...hoyl....
>>151921409Agreed, true victory comes from within after all
I think calling modern fighters "gladiators" is misleading. None of them are gladiators. They are only cage fighters so a more fitting term for them would be perhaps cagers.
>>151921246vieira has an injured hip
>>151921423And the key? Adriano Martins
>>151921446
islam via putting jdm’s head in a microwave
>>151921435An injured hip doesn't mean that you'll lose the fight. Getting beaten by your opponent does.
jdm by absorbing the microwave radiation and giving islam instant ass cancer
>>151921455Exploding a head with a microwave is not really as effective as you might think. For starters how do you put the head in the microwave so that it can turn on?
>>151921473Despite what you might have read this is not physically possible for a human to do
>>151921455Hes gonna plug it in where? Use your fukcen head man stay grounded on wem
>>151921497That is definitely a problem but the biggest one for Islam would be how would he know how to operate a microwave?
Will President Trump be in attendance? Not a true 10/10 card without The Don
>>151921531Depends how full his DDPs get on Saturday
Islam shrieking in fear at christian bookstore sign
>>151921531Oh he will be in attendance for sure
Islam looks really big
The only way Carlos Prates wins against Leon if he knocks him out. But if he doesn't then Leon will win.
>>151921562He knows the drunk retarded heem crowd will always cheer him on
>>151921581He might look big but does he feel big?
ay wassup homie
theyre just about ready to cull jon anik and replace him with jason anik
>>151921598He might know that but will they?
Islam is like a beautiful prostitute and Jack is his customer.
It's about who can impose their will on the other guy. It's a battle of the wills and a war of imposing.
>>151921645Jack is a customer? Maybe even a John perhaps? Jack the John? A
if islam backpacks jdm to a decision it might be over for me
"I'm posing my will"- Islam Makhachev
>>151921663An imposing of will or a will of imposing? You gotta be more specific.
Trump kind of kills the vibes at fights no one wants to be drunk and disorderly around a bunch of narcs
JDM gives up his neck too easily when he's getting back up
>>151921679What if he submits him instead?
>>151921679Slamdaddy already got ya boiminge moistening huh
>>151921698That is true. Could this maybe be the opening for Islam to maybe submit him?
Per MMA legend of the sport, and insider, Bo Nickal vs Khamzat Chimaev at the white house card is a very real possibility with a win saturday night and a single good win in February. And it's being looked at. Whether you like it or not.
I do not think Islam is capable of submitting anyone if I'm honest.
>>151921698What if Islam took advantage of this glaring weakness? It could prove consequential for the outcome of the fight
>>151921724I believe so. Wi'll fine out saturday nite
>>151921711that would be acceptable, i accept
The lights are on and when JDM feels those lights he will act accordingly in said light. Is the light enough to escape Ilsams darkness...?
>>151921603
>>151921747I don't think so. Regardless of Jack Della Maddalena's vulnerable neck Islam I think does not have the ability to submit anyone.
>>151921770Will he submit him, or make him submit? Make him submit him?
islam via positive visualisation
>>151921764What if someone where to, now stay with me here, turn off those lights?
>>151921724Craig already explained in a video how to easily escape the roid meme forearm darce. It's unconventional but an easy escape if you know if you're not a retard. Even I could escape it with ease and I'd then I'd get in north south mount and reign down double ear slaps and headbutts all in one motion until Pisslam's unconscious....
>>151921765If Islam met some thugs in the US what would he do?
>>151921791Maybe you could give JDM some pointers?
>>151921796show them his pet rat
MSG cards suck because of how rushed they are since Dana can't keep the show going past 12pm
>>151921815Is this a euphemism for something?
Paddy bros... Khabib said Ilia vs Islam at the White House is bigger than Jones vs Pereira... We will be humiliated if this happens...
Craig jones has never beaten a dagestani., the eternal second placer will lose again
>>151921833Did Khabib say anything else? Maybe like how he's doing or how the family is doing?
>>151921833How is his wife and kids? Did he say anything about them?
>>151921833How's the pets does he have pets? Like a dog or a cat? I guess maybe not a dog but I don't know what kind of pets do they have over there? Horses maybe? Eagles? Other typse of birds and mammals?
The Sweden gimmick has run its course I'm afraid
>>151921833How is he doing financially? Did he speak about that anything? Does he need more money?
>"conor mcgregor" retires>"jack d maddalena" appears
>>151921834QRD on Craig fighting a Dagestani?
>>151921902Of what?
>>151921918craig dont fight but cazzies act like he got the secret to beating them cause volk managed to take a round of islam
>>151921912I never thought about that, what could this mean though?
>>151921934Did Craig ever beat a dagestani?
>>151921957Idk
>gaspsJDM just ordered two large meat lovers
>>151921962Damn, would be interesting to look into that to see if he has any knowledge on how to beat Islam
GiaHOMO Della Maddalena
>>151921867>>151921881>>151921894>>151921907He was asked if there was a fazzas plan 2.0 (with khabib being the new fazza) and he said yes, the same plan, unchanged. It's unclear if he means he has the same plans fazza had for him but for up-and-comers in his gym currently, or if he means he will coach his son and son's best friend the way fazza coached Khabib and Islam. I'd like to think it's the latter.
>>151921981Hey knock it off that is not nice
>>151921971He might, at the end of the day, we don't know. I just don't see a bum like JDM getting out of the first with Islam
>>151921957Yeah he made Magomed Ankalaev submit with a stunning last second triangle choke
>>151921992sorry :(
*heems you*
>>151921986Wow imagine that Khabib Jr and his friend in the UFC that would be something. Maybe it could be another Khabib and Islam kind of thing or maybe a Islam and Abubakar kind of thing.
>>151921957Yes they all suck in bjj tournaments because normal sambo, which they barely do, is basically judo with shorts and combat sambo is literally just mma with a different scoring system. So combat sambo competitors are training judo, wrestling, bjj and striking, in that order because control time doesnt score as high as throws and how the opponent lands, and striking only really scores if you heem.
>>151922016Hey man we all make mistakes
>>151922010>>151922049This is huge is there any chance that JDM could get in contact with Craig to see if he has any advice for him when facing Islam?
JDM = BalckheartIslam = Mefisto
>>151922034disgusting freak
Islam looks huge for welterweight
>>151922003He might not need to get out of the first as long as he gets past the first 5 minutes
there's still plenty of time for Islam to get sick from jovially eating berries in an industrial park
End of the day you got 25 minutes to not lose. You gotta not lose JDM
>>151922084I'm gonna have to look up these names I'm not sure what these are referencing
>>151922093zzz
>>15192211628 have tried and 27 have failed to not lose to Islam Makhachev in Mixed Martial Arts
>>151922116Profound
>>151922137On saturday 29 will have tried and maybe 28 failed or 2 succeeded.
>>151922082Yes. In fact, Craig and Volk have flown to JDM to help him prepare for islam, all on their own dime. Craig is there with JDM now, but UFC are editing him out of all the heembeded episodes. This is likely because he refused the UFCBJJ offer and probably because of his other videos like the one where he shot a dummy with a cardboard cutout of dana's face, with a rocket launcher. Dana may deem him responsible for UFCBJJ not taking off and resent him for having to bot their youtube events with millions of views.
Valentina is going to beat the fuck out of Weili this Saturday lmao, sorry Zhang Gang but your girl is getting decisionated by the best
>*cries at you*
>>151922156I think you might be right about that.
Bo "Prelims" Nickal
>>151922084Khabib is Mister Sinister. Absulamanap is Apocalypse. Islam? Yeah, he's the evil clone of Cable called Stryfe
this how it bout finna go down
>>151922201Honestly? Respect
>>151922049>bjj Nobody cares about or watches that faggot shit
rapid fire fart technique!
>>151922255this is the basedest shit ive ever seen in my life, how tf is this nerd a world champ
go for it OG
>>151922256type shit
>>151922256Haha that would be funny to see in a match
Mikey Musugar vs Joe "Candy Apples" Rogan
hopefully no late stoppages this time
>>151922301Suga Joe!
gayDM vs pisslam
Chris Barnett vs SNAP benefits office
>>151922379>mono steel type>weak to ice How?????
Charlie Kirk was my HERO
>>151922209And Giacomo? Well he's Mole of the Morlocks
>>151922379wait I just realized the ice wasn't even solid. he just dived head first into the shallow end
Why do ufc fans like this so much? I don't get it...
>>151922446beautiful white woman
>>151922446They love pretending ugly girls are hot it’s a weird thing. You see this with fans of actresses too that are obviously bogged to hell
>>151922480
>>151922446why does this mexican lady look asian
>>151922427yah man
>>151922406You are an absolute beast
>>151922446There is just something about women doing mma that just gets people going
IT DROPPED
>>151922535Thank you for this. I use an wallpaper for my phone and switch it once an month. This is like 4 months right here
Dana I need this bonus man, my mom is kind of homeless :(
>>151922526yeah like hitting mute and tabbing out to jerk my peeder instead
>>151922446She's asian as shit b
>>151922560
>my fazza lives in the hell right now, man, I need forgiveness bonus
Hey yo Sneed I see you laughing at clozapig man, that's real fucking disrespectful bruh!
Wow
>>151922609He's a victim man :( everybody is a victim 2025
>>151922609He's mentally heemed. It's over...
>>151922609WOW HIM JUST LIKE ME
Hot honey pizza bagel
Hot honey pizza bagel Luke Thomas
>>151922609charlie had the streetsgone 2 soon
hot honey pizza bagel free sample stand rat poison mass hospitalizations luke thomas
>>151922609We are all Bo Nickal
what the fuck would islam do against michael morales?
jack della meatlovers is here!!!>crowd burp and fart in unison
Luke the Evangelist Thomas the Apostle
this ones for charlie kirk
pho shop white phosphorus secret ingredient luke thomas
It's funny Jack Della Meatlovers is eating pizza but it's Islam who is looking large
Islam is looking large but JDM has eaten who large meatlovers pizzas by himself with free delivery
to bad craig jones was too busy being gay to be present in JDM camp
JDM eating meatlover's pizza in front of a caged and tagged Islam
preschool lockdown sniper hidden in bushes outside 6 hours and counting luke thomas
>>151922609Fuck Bo Nigger
brazza you kennot eat the pizza it heff pig
wait aspinallbros wtf is this
remember that jack della maddalena is a graduate of dana white's contender series university
Nelly Furtado is a certified pawg milf I fear.
Historically, Afghanistan was Buddhist, Pakistan was Hindu, and Lebanon was Christian. Today, these regions are predominantly Muslim. If this pattern persists, the UFC may be next.
>>151922813Yeah b its crazy. I met her in Victoria many years ago and she was super nice. Be respectful.
>>151922814I'm more worried about Canada stealing all the Allens. First Arnold, now Brendan, it's getting out of hand.
>>151922824Alien Topuria may be next
palestinian aid replaced with chattering teeth luke thomas
>>151922819Might fancy a wank to her I lament
boston marathon finish line ambush pepper sprayed contestants luke thomas
>>151920570That's a euphemism for having sex but I wouldn't expect OP to know about that
>>151922869what was his name?
Fell in love with a girl
>dagestani fighters colorised 2025
I fell in love once and almost completely
No more brazza wars
I was Swedish once.
this is the story of a tomgot jabbed twice and called momthought he looked so tough in photographsI absolutely love it now he's blind
birthday sabotage pinata filled with hornets luke thomas
>>151922917In what way?
Keep on rollin baby.
dana posing with one of kadyrov's prized bazzis
>>151922929In all ways except physical b.
khamzat should be aborted he's a full grown birth defect the disgusting freak
>>151922985Monitor
>>151922966That's awesome, keep it up
>>151923009....to this
Love and repsect to all my weemers here
BSD weekHope ourguy gets it done
>>151923013OHHHHH HES HEEMED FROM CHATTING SHIT JOE
>>151923055Ben Shapiro Dern
>>151923055Can this nigga pick a race? Why this nigga lookin Chinese? Bryan Battle ass nigga.
How would Machamp do in the ufc?
>>151923113Too busy with having sex with all the female fighters.
Hitmonlee would absolutely heem
Joe Pyfer would take an Mega Kick to the jaw and weem irregardless
neighbourhood 3am megaphone nazi chants luke thomas
https://youtu.be/-jlIoNcuGoYcooking with volk just dropped
>>151923188Nice
When da fook is Sleem 18
What if the solar flare disrupts our PPV has Dana weighed in on this
You good heem?
Islam was looking huge in the face offs man
Where are those people saying JDM was gonna be to tall for Islam? lmfao
>>151923237Rigged fight
>>151923237Just made partner at my firm so meh
Heeminder to thank our veterans like Colby Covington
>>151923260Bro they make everybody a partner that's part of the scam
>>151923256Name one time height has ever mattered in MMA
>>151923260Like gay partner?
>>151920570jdm on the front page, isbum is getting slept.
>>151923232>Dana weighed in
>>151923268Ok lil bro
>>151923237still jobless, so no
>>1519232815’11 master race standing by
The Lakers are fucking unstoppable
I just realised Ngannous son Kobe died like the real Kobe did thats levels
>>151923293Short as fuck kwab
>>151923256Moicano was too tall for Islam desu. Islam struggles with guys his size due to his T-rex arms.
>>151923294Wrong thread idiot. Fuck off before I heem you ded.
>>151923303I’m basically taller than 90% of people
>>151923314Not me lmfao
What if Islam straight up uses kage bunshin no jutsu and starts beating the absolute fuck out of JDM from all angles
Tall, short, in between. It doesn’t matter what height you are, you’ll all be the same height when I heem you and you’re slumped on the concrete.
Who is the mysterious BBC giant and what has Islam captured him for?
>>151923237The shower and toilet in my building has been out of service for 2 months now
>>151923314if you were actually 5'11 you would simply height fraud to 6'you are definitely shorter than 5'10 and also brown
>>151922941was he on epstein island
>>151923333>if you're not a liar you're brownRajeets ain't sending their best i see
>>151923055>of course zississ a grète opportuniti for mi and aï ouil beat benil dariouche ze legend of course yes
Finland, I'll ask you kindly not to post anime.
>>151923344based
>>151923055Who the hell wears a rugby shirt over an oxford collar. Still my boy thoughbeit.
>>151923371i'm sudanese actually
>>151923381It's Pokemon not anime.
So I guess there's a PPV this weekend? Some cantender guy lol?
>>151921300Ur talmbout deep walders b
>>151923188Wow he's cooking facts here
>>151921131Factual post. I think he's gonna heem.
JDM just sent five empty pizza boxes to Islam's room
>>151923392Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
>>151923437He will rehydrate to 250 pounds Islam is FUCKED
Nah fuck that!
Pokemon is anime
>>151923470Chopped bitch
>>151921697Fine art should not be consumed by the drunk or the rowdy. Cheering and standing should not be allowed
islam is going to absolutely destroy jaidime by throwing up submissions, boxing the bleedin head off him and so on. Its over for jaydiem
Just fucked your mom after heeming your dad. What are you going to do about it?
>>151923486fuck my mom
>>151923470looks like two whores linked up
>>151923478Yeah this is a MSG crowd of yuppies not your typical flyover swine
>>151923476shut up
>>151923486fuck your dad after heemin your mom
Let's go for that.
>>151923491every ufc crowd is the same because dana pays the same faggots to attend. every single show
JDM just slapped two garlic sauce cups together and drink it like stone cold
>>151923512It's usually ironic but seriously take meds
We some cool type niggas all we do is smoke.
>>151923519Yet Islam is the one looking large, isn't that concerning?
>>151922097Oh yeah, how many inches we talking buddy?
Islam making vest bomb gestures infront of an old white lady
JDM by extra bacon double cheese pizza dropping into Islams face mid match.
>>151923525
Islam regurgitating into a pelican's mouth
>>151923549They really spent 100k on this edit lmao
>MMA math doesn't workMMA math works literally all the time, wtf is this stupid saying?
>>151923562Shut up bitch
Ilia really just blew the entire expectation to what a champion should be
>>151923548Oh no that would be so haram too like all the bacon grease would get on Islams face and shit and he would be like brazza what is dis
>>151923570WHAT THE FUCK IT DEFORMED JIS ENTIRE FACE is that perminant?
>>151922548Men’s crotches?
>>151923570Yeah I think it's time Congress steps in on this one wtf
>>151923577what do you mean? he seems pretty championy to me
>>151923577he blew something alright
>>151923584no its not pertinent
>>151923590>>151923598Honestly after the Charles heem the UFC should just had a mic drop moment and shut its doors
Ilias wife really blew beyond expectations of where my dick should be
Cock
Lalalalava chichichicken
>>151923614oh like blew it out the wateri concur
i was a star
Iliana Topuria blew us all
Yeah no hype because you're either getting a JDM pitter patter win or a Islam wet blanket decision
Dana be like "I have conquered mma. I have conquered slap fighting. I have conquered boxing. What else is there to do but take a shit on Cynthia Cavillo's chest?"
respek marriage and be hamble brazzas
>>151923673Frankie is so small and cute sucks being 6'2 desu
>>151923636Post the vocaroo
>>151923333I’m actually lying about being 5’11 and I’m 6ft jokes on you
You're either getting a dominant Islam pressure master class or a stunning JDM tko/ko finish
Islam's pork has been pulled i fear
frankie guerrero, a high flying italian with a heart of solid gold mozarella
>>151923738These Dagistani fighters suck their BBC the old fashioned way {WATCH HERE}
>>151923728>DamnWhat did he mean by this?
islam makachev laughing smiling rolling trash refuse garbage stink filthy worms
>>151923738WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING??
youre getting two men just going at each other theyre just gonna go at it and not give each other a moment of rest theyre gonna push each other to the limit
>>151923738>>151923763ISLAM MAKECEV TESTS GRIP STRENGTH ON WHAT?!?! (~~DAGESTAN VS BLACKZILLA!~~) :fire:
>>151923709Dont have it
>>151923806The Sneed lava chicken one
https://voca.ro/1iL96nT3FZDS
Stop making that gay AI crap you fag
meerschaert!*claps*meerschaert!*claps*meerschaert fight week!!!
>>151923837Brilliant
>>151923851I recorded that song myself :(
>>151922093good stoppage, it let us witness the meemheem in its entirety
Islam Makhachev
>Fights 9 times in 1 month>Finishes every fight
>>151923903That's fer sure how you get athletes foot
S-s-s-sneedy f-f-f-feedy sneeds feed and seedy yeah it’s tasty as hell oh chuckasita now you’re ringing the bellSucky and fucky yeah you’re having a snack Ooh super sneedy it’s a feedy attttackk!(Formerly Chucks)
Michael Jackson would have easily dominated MMA
>>151923925Excellent post
give me second belt brazza or i shoot
prime Tim Sylvia wipes Tom's face with his ass
Is that really what sneed sounds like?
>>151923960second? but you don't even have one belt mr malsi
>>151923968Yeah why?
>>151923903jump rope seems incredibly dangerous
>>151923994how? someone might realize you're gay? lol
>>151924000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151924000Holy shit lmao
>>151923903Ilia bodies this jobber
>>151924000because imagine if the rope hits your shins and now your shins hurt and you fall down
>>151923982You got a beautiful voice
>>151924048Dudes who come off as hard asses are giant pussys surprise surprise
>>151924048What the hell is pippi doing in the back there?
retardmaxx
JDM send video of breadstick in noose to Islam
Let me be the first to tell you that Islam is looking really freaking big for this fight.
just regular ass blokes eating pizza and goin' fishing
Islam looks very big and also perhaps very sexy too, no?
>>151924086just realized we common people are like pigeons to the rich and famous.
Islam looks kinda normal like not big nor drained just like normal
>>151924051Voice: 8.5/10
islam makhachev has been eaten alive by pigeons(confirmed by msnbc)
>>151923738That ugly ass nigga looks like a sleep paralysis demon.
>>151924137Ew
>>151924073Valentina would make babies for one of these men if she wasn't a fighter
jdm better not get sick or stub a toe.I swear macklechevs opponents are cursed.
Ode Osbourne vs Huck Hogan
>>151924146What no way
>>151924146Valentina is literally Peruvian.
>>151924086I haven't seen islam eat a pizza now that I think about it
>>151923470never saw the tracy appeal. always looked like dogshit.
Yeah Im thinking
Islam hasn't eaten a single slice of pizza this entire camp he's in for a rough night
>>151924181Pizza is for losers
remember when jdm did that mocking spinning back fist at belal? haha that must really take the wind out of your sails to see that. it's supposed to be a fight and yet your opponent is making a joke of it.
>>151924220Damn I love videogames, this guy is just like me
>>151924171That is surprising because she doesnt look like it
post islams tiny mousepad whichst betrays the insane mouse sensitivity he must play at
>>151924220video games are haram, in my godly opinion.
someones 18 has got to go
>>151924236God told me they're fine actually
>>151923587Its the shorts
I used to like Brazilians when I was a kid, but as I learned more and more I realized most of them are degenerate low IQ favela rats with no morals and dignity. Fuck Brazil desu, they're a bunch of mystery meat monkeys
>>151924244If brady wins he'll be 19-1 but if morales wins he'll be 19-0 now if brady loses he'll be 18-2 but if morales loses he'll be 18-1 the numbers just dont tell the story does it
>>151924245disgusting charlatan, you've reserved your place in hell for that post.
Shevchenko is going to kill your chicken girl
>>151924302Nope!
>>151924277but what about draws and no contests? that could really shake up the math here.
The more I learn about the world the more racist I become. It's disgusting that we have so many shitskinned hindus in this world, we don't need them. Why did faggot anglos have to wipe out cool indigenous Americans, they should've exterminated indians instead
>>151924302Chicken girl?
>>151924337Chicken girl
>>151924351Oh I get it
>>151924325the old world cultivated the superior humans. the new world humans were too disconnected so they fell way behind and were unavoidably eradicated when they established contact with old worlders. natives were weak is the point.
>>151923903I'm unable to properly jump rope. It's utterly embarrassing.
What fighter has the best nicknameFor me it’s>the pleasure man
>>151924409for me? islam "makhachev" nurmagomedov
Gamrot is the chosen one
>>151924409Jon "Sexual Chocolate" Jones
for me it's Jack Domino's Mozzarella
>>151924447he was until he got submitted by Shartles
An old british veteran said that the UK has become worse than before and the wars that were fought for it were not worth it. Thoughts on that? In MMA terms
>>151924456Gamrot was landing the bigger shots
>>151924458he's entitled to his correct opinion.
>>151924458I chinese boy thought I was his father today and it made me reconsider my prediction of Brady vs Morales
in china theres no thing such as gay sex to them its just sex it doesnt matter if it is with a man or a woman
>>151924220Losers at the losing contest, I’m afraid.
Brazza who dis guy?
>>151924510- Zhang Weili
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