Poppy edition./hoc/vious: >>151921775
my avies! :)
>>151923889
>>151923899whatever the result, I'll have fun :)
krak'd
>>151923900MY DUCKIES
my sharkies :DDD
KRAKIES SSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
celebrini and sharks are fun to watch
Holy fuck Sharksniggas, we are so fucking bad it's unreal.
>>151923889popthese
Sharkies rape your ass
>>151923918WE'RE KRAKEN TONIGHT :)
my sanozay shorks :D getting wild out there!
JUMBO PUCKS
oceanbros, how we feeling going tonight?
>>151923938is that one of those rattle pucks for the blind?
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
MY SHARKIES
consider the puck
sharkschads we remembered to pay the refs finally
Sharks are going to need to tank like crazy soon.
use blindfolds
macklin gayabrini
>>151923950
>>151923944last season was about mountains, is this season about oceans?
>>151923944stors and poorida teams are the swamp belt
wayne cheatinghella lamebiz actually not lookinghella professional
>>151923944Should the Penguins be an allied lake or something?
as an american, i truly believe that the vancouver metro area is beautiful, reflective of Beautiful British Columbiathe drive up to the border from seattle and then into the city is nicer than most drives in socal>t. from LA
>>151923974it'll always be mountains for me desu
how would one go about getting one of those official nhl blazers with the leagues logo on the lapel gary makes some of his goym wear?
>>151923971ACK! celery
calibros it's happening
>>151923974sub-broship of the mountainbroship
what is this defensive structure called
>>151923997you're sure getting your moneys worth outta this pic huh?
it'll be tight when climate change renders vegas and phoenix uninhabitable
>>151924016>whenalready is
>>151924012you wouldn't understand
>>151924015just found it on twatter
We are so back
>>151924016I voted for the toxic dump
>>151924012>the mild
>>151924016pretty much everywhere it's gonna be hot
>lames
should a gone 5 hole bro
>>151924012The Indian special
>>151924059Stars at at 23 pts now thank you very much
From Iain MacIntyre to Tyson Barrie. With Dan Murphy along the whole way. Canucks intermission broadcast can be the best in the league when they let their guys talk.
>>151924059what did jfresh mean by this?
I seriously hope you guys celebrated veterans day
Oh shit I hope wedgewood is ok...Still go ducks tho
GOULIE DOWNGOULIE DOWN
>>151924085It's called rembrance day here and we don't get a holiday for it
>>151924085its not a holiday you are really supposed to celebrate
>>151924016You actually believe in climate change?
>>151924085it's not a celebration it's a day to acknowledge our honored war dead ya fucking mark
*kamikazes ur goalie*
>Demko out after the 1st periodFUCK
>>151924103you died
>>151924103i think he'll be alright
>>151924115
>>151924103really wedged his leg into wedgewood's wood there
>>151924103Get quacked faggot
>>151924102>>151924098t. doesn't know what celebration means
>>151924103>>151924129Foot to dick and dick to face.Brutal.
On the PP >avs: 0 SOG>ducks: 3 SOG
>>151924103back in the day you would've gotten your shit rocked for pulling some shit like this, now maybe you see a little scrum at the glass and a lot of jawin but nobody ever fights anymore
>>151924115Surprised they even let him start
>>151924142avs pp very small
>letting toews score on you in current year
>rags
>>151924085I made chicken schnitzel and salad with spicy mustard vinaigrette. I didn't know it was veterans day.
guy has to wait for his air to take a 5 minute detour before it goes all the way through his 'strils
>>151924016they can just build domes. we'll have to do that here too.
>>151924142Thats one weak pp
That was landeskogs first this year? Fucking whack bounce
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LANDY FIRST ONE OF THE SEASON FOR THE THIRD TIME
my avies! :))LANDESKOG FOR REAL THIS TIME!
LANDESKOG SCAR
KING KOG
Ducks going to win. Simple as
>>151924206I have an OTL kind of feeling tonight
Sportsnet is still trying to force me into being a Blue Jays fan but I will always refuse.
>Lane Hutson was a -3 tonight
>swedish stream is playing sad nigger commercial
>laffs
>Hughes dedI hate this team so much.
puck off his knee pit
hockey players are so dirty!
>>151924261Was it a law commercial? James Spivey?
looks like we are in the mckenna sweepstakes now
can any vancouver people confirm if this is a good ice cream
>>151924272
>>151924285Similar to the laffs without Matthews, the Canucks play oddly well when Hughes is out of the line up.
Colorado keeps trying this long pass cherry picking tactic and I really dont like it
will they play more blind hockey?
so tired of being awakegetting into bedmaybe i'll see the third before the void takes me
>this game features the top two teams It's boring as shit
hey bro's
>>151924341Bruins already played, stupid
Welcome back Quinn!
https://youtu.be/KFQnIFN1pYo>swedish goaltending
Why isn't Gretzky wearing a poppy?
>>151924085My company made me worn today
helly having a hell of a night :)
>>151924375he hates canada kwab
>>151924383nobody has studied the game more than him
I miss grapes
>>151924085I was out doordashing (kill me) and I only saw one restaurant closed
really unhappy with this weekend in chicago nhl ad spot
sharks pp
>celebriniwhy do original six teams get all the young superstars?
kraken games are just awful
its still forcing shorks original 6 in 2026
>>151924411We used to call it ding dong ditching.
>shannon spends an entire offseason saying the ducks are shit>they are one of the best teams in the nhl
cream soda I bought last week and just opened is a disgustingly pitiful 4/10
>>151924449raise your hand if you actually believed that everyone on Anaheim was gonna look this good, and both Trouba and Kreider would actually be good
>>151924449Is Shannon ever right? Also just beat savage beastfly round 2 in silk song lads. Tonight is a good night.
looks like /hoc/ owes my sharkies another apology
>>151924388Cage match?
>>151924455I didn’t consider the Ducks to be any sort of threat in the Pacific and their success bothers me.
>>151924388>hellebuyck is bane
i do not wish to experience kraken hockey
>>151924455Been saying it for weeks, Ducks lookin good this year
>>151924475Who's your prey, I mean team?
>>151924490too bad
we jackin' it now, boys
>>151924507kwab copey won again
>>151924507kek gottem
>>151924375Opposed to the opium trade.
based puck catcher
Gary made the call. The magnets are on
>>151924544you knew they were gonna score once homie caught it
my avies!!! :)))necas!
>>151924507cope no i'm not
beer catch chug man is hella what to live for
3-1 avsies
>>151924595_/_/_/_/
>>151924595based
My penguins ):
damn look at that jaw
her penguins :)
any Big Match John bro's in the chat
>>151924648reporting in he fine speech'd dom kwab
damn necas just killed a kid
Killorn wacked
why do trainers always have a giant ass smartwatch on who needs a smartwatch during a hockey game
sliced his cheek open. ouch
>>151924661he sped right into it
>>151924671smartwatches are gay. damn shame that people charge their watches every couple days
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A GOAL
gary's law strikes again!
Q is legitimately pissed
>>151924659first time winning that belt too we love John
>>151924685glad to see woody back to work
genuinely cant tell in full time if he was just bracing for the hit or pulled a sneaky one. anyways kreider looks more and more like a pirate the older he gets
>>151924682People used to have to wind their watches regularly, how is charging any different?
"meat and potatoes" makes you fat and clogged, not a grinder athlete
>>151924710never gonna make it with the wolves kid
>>151924703you don't know whether to shit or wind your watch tranny btw tiny lost
does XXX not mean porn anymorecrazy the Avs went with that for their anniversary logo
>>151924710>grindr athlete
>>151924719bedard isn't like that
>>151924718they were gonna do xrd but got told anaheim already had a lock on weeb night
mackinnon hustling on a backcheck, rare sight
>>151924723
>>151924744anon pleasestop pls
PARKER KELLY
ray ferarro clowning on garland for being a short little midge
my avies!!!! :))))kelly!
pack it in anaheim, the streak was fun but it's time to learn your placeback to the basement, it's over
gn /hoc/lovely avies game :]
GG Colorado
guess it was a bit too much too soon for the duckos
We've been exposed lads
gg duckscarlsson is very good
>cucksThanks for the 2 points
>>151924796Nah Ducks looked okay, it was a good game.
The Pacific division, brought to you by California.
>>151924769Yeah he’s short but he’s not small. You didn’t listen to Ray, he was wise.
>>151924843no, i did. i am pretty sure that ray said "conor garland is a short little midge who couldn't even suck my dick if he took on his tippy-toes. his tippy toes, john." and garland wasn't even on the ice when he said that, too.
>>151924854everyone who makes fun of manlets is a 6'something" 145lb skinnyfat soi and the only thing they ever achieved in life is not getting filtered by fat coal burner single moms on tinder
HELLY PLEASE ENDURE FOR THE LAST 90 SECONDS
>>151924883what was that? can't hear you from down there, squirt haha
>>151924883all correct except I'm 300+
heh squirt
nvm empty net goal :)
comeback watch in vancouver
>>151924899not on my watch
nevermind
booooooo
Uuurns!
And another garypoint!!
playing pokemon again
xheattle as a team and fanbase has been a disaster for the White race
>>151924942yea grubauer sucks
what metro area has the better sights, seattle or vancouver?
>>151924956vancouver desu
>>151924946
shootout kino
gg jackets, I'm going to go look at the northern lights now
>>151924980i tried in my area but couldn't see anything. i did a couple years ago tho
>>151924963Kinda shocked to hear somebody bat for Vancouver. The town is boring as fuck and looks depressing, seriously no personality. Stanley park sucks, everything is expensive and pedestrian, only good thing I can remember there was eating at a small Japanese tapas place where the cooks are making food right in front of you, that place was sick.
coyle scaaarrrrrrr>>151924993the nature's really nice
the jack are back
>>151924826>The pacific is back to the california gauntlet after a 6 year hiatus
>>151925061the kings are letting everyone down
>>151924993whats exactly is so amazing about seattle to you? are you really that amazed by a fucking public market and observation tower?
>>151924993I don't have a hat in the ring, but how isn't Seattle as depressing as Vancouver?
>>151923944Thanks for leaving the Kings out because we don't want to be aligned with all you losers. The Kings have more Stan Lees than all of you combined
>>151924449I can see people making the argument Montreal was gonna be good but nobody saw this coming from Anaheim, not even Pat Verbeek or the fans
>>151924883>everyone who makes fun of manlets is a 6'something" 145lb skinnyfat soiI am 6'2" 205 and can beat the ever living fuck out of you. I also accept the fact that a guy 6'7" 250lb can also beat the fuck out of me. It's called life and learn to deal with adversity. I see guys 5'5" who have pulled hot ass wives. It's all about charisma (The rizz how the kids say) and smarts. If you're a dumbfuck well then IDK what to say to that other than I hope you have a good night
>>151925399cope knights rule
>>151925399Surely clowns would be a more intimidating team than awkward birds, old people, leaves or a musical genre.
We lost. Most of the team played bad. Thats gonna happen sometimes. We are still first in the division, with less games played than teams that are catching up to us.Can you guys just take a deep breath and move on? Can we stop bashing players, demanding line changes or even trades after every little negative thing that happens? Yes, that player sucked tonight. Yes, even the one you thought would have played better if he had played that role sucked as well. And yes, even your absolute favorite player, who you think can do no wrong, even he sucked tonight. We all saw the graph, no one did good. And thats fine, there is no need to overeact, we all know how good everyone on the team is, so lets just.. idk.. support the team?I swear, some of you have the emotional inteligence of a toddler.
>>151925399Clussy rules though
>>151925507I'm sorry, but did the Oilers already miss the playoffs? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 20% complete. Does not having a good record at this stage of the season count as a missing the playoffs? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the season is still on? The Oilers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NHL for how many years now? They're playing in one of the worst divisions in the NHL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of meme rebuilds. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Oilers are one of the best fucking teams in the NHL.
For me, its Macklin Celebrini of the San Jose Sharks
>>151925599stole my post
>>151925337>that logo
>>151925507Go back
>>151925675Go back where?
>>151925718Your containment board
He's so incredibly soft. How did he get injured by this push? Unless he got an injury to a vertebra, there's no reason to why he shouldn't have returned. and if it was that, he would've been stretchered off.
>>151925725What’s that
I think Detroit might do better if they replaced Larkin as the captain. Nothing against him really, I think he's a great player. But he just seems like a bit of a wuss. Like it's like he never really hits back when a player on the opposing team tries to start a scrum.
>>151925371I am 5'8" and 127 lbs. Would you be able to beat me up?
>>151925769Besides Larkin, there's zero captain material on that roster.
the hughes brothers have very fragile shoulders...
>>151925815Just like my Canucks.
i'm 6'8" 270 pounds and i chase down and rape smaller men for fun
rolled credits on pokemon za
>>151925857based dallas fan
im still quite confused why john garrett suddenly pronounces max sasson, sass-sion, as if he suddenly became french canadian in the offseason
>>151925909sometimes players update their pronunciation. a couple I remember are when andrej sekera went from buffalo to carolina he went from suh-care-ah to seck-er-ah, I think he actually went back when they traded him to LA. then when parise tried to get people to pronounce it par-ease for some reason even though the hockey world already was accustomed to his dad's pronunciation and his for his entire career up until he decided to change it
>>151925905Hurricanes top sixSvechnikov 191 cm / 6'3" - Aho 183 cm / 6'0" - Jarvis 178 cm / 5'10"Ehlers 182 cm / 6'0" - Stankoven 173 cm / 5'8" - Blake 180 cm / 5'11"I bet that there's no team in the past 40+ years that have won a Stanley Cup with such a small top six.
ynr nolan patrick
>>151925989>gets concussed from reclining his airplane seat>gets concussed from a teammate talking to him>gets concussed from waking up in the morningYep, I remember him.
>>151925909you mean john shorthouse, john garrett is semi-retired and doesn't do colour commentary for the canucks anymore
The Flames played themselves out of playoff contention 10 days in to the season
>>151924069>still negative goal difffraud team
>>151926165Gavin McKenna please
>>151926191>fumes finally get a first overall>spend it on a shitty wingerlove to see it
>>151926191
crazy how bud won and trb lost
Remembrance day is cringe
>>151926219Laffs traded that pick.>laffs
budmembrance day is observed on april 17th
First win in Ottawa since 2016 Stars bros. Finally Robertson scored a goal that he was due too. I see Otter started the game horribly, but he performed well afterwards.
>>151926281guten morgen
>we are officially on the road to christmas
>>1519263212016 was 6 years before 04/17/22
>>151925905Tendies flop worse than soccer players
> "We hope you enjoyed last night's edition of 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' and look forward to hosting you all again soon."
>>151926502I do love a good rape at the garden
>>151926321I’m pleasantly surprised they managed to win that. 3rd game in 4 nights, road game, cursed building. Good shit. Habs will be harder so idk how that goes but they’re doing a good job picking up points.
>>151926500It's pretty good I guess... I'm just wondering why they didn't make the crest solid black for the away jersey.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>151925727He wasn't. He hurt himself trying to hit Zadorov in the follow up play.Your first point still stands though.
imagine losing to the >laffs in the playoffs
So 17-18 games in is your team doing better or worse or the same as this time last season?
>finally face a good team>get completely shit onYep.
>>151926663Disgraceful education in this country>So, 17-18 games in, is your team doing better, worse, or the same as this time last season?
well, this will be quite something to tune into
>>151926663It's real bad bro
>>151926693They haven’t won a game against the kangs in 5-6 years. But they’re also 1-4 against TEAMs that made the ploffs last season and 8 of their next 11 games are against such teams so they might be in for bad times
>>151926731
>>151926731I haven't been watching much this season, do you think the flyers take them? Thinking of a cheeky bet
>300 dollars for a seat at global series in StockholmYeah I think I'll pass
Miro is back Starsbros :)
>>151926663last season they were desperately fighting for .500 under the suffocating weight of shit goaltending and no depth. top line had to score three a game just to keep it close.
>>151926768Miro is having a nice return to form. The only problem is that apparently Harley can only play well when Miro is out and he has to step up.
ok so I'm still coming to terms with my leafs wasting a 2nd round pick on oft-injured fourth line plug Scott Laughton, but now I'm being reminded we also traded away our best prospect as well to the bruins? and all we got was a bottom end defence man? At least we didn't throw away another 2nd rounder as well good golly
opened wyna liu's latest connections offering and dropped my phone out of sheer cringe
A lot of sorry ass niggas after last night
Is it just me, or do the Tkachhuk brothers look like black people with white skin and brown hair?
>>151926805The laffs best prospect was a 3rd line center?
>>151926805Trelving is an idiot.
>>151926822Even the AHL broons defeated them>laffs
>>151926832The Bruins are elite
>>151926658>laffs >playoffsJen
>>151926824pretty grim right? I thought Cowan was supposed to be something but he can't even crack a roster full of old plugs
>>151926838When you have forwards the likes of Minten and Steeves, the sky's the limit.
>>151926828treliving would be far and away the worst gm in the league if the guy in Calgary who gave away Matthew tkachuk didn't exist
posting my bonafides so you know I'm a man of letters when I come after wyna liu and not just a bozo with sour grapes because he couldn't solve a puzzle
Sorry Canes, but I'm not rooting for a team that has a player literally named Stankoven.
>>151926805>>151926855oh boy, you guys are going to want to sit down
ROLLOVER STANKOVEN
>>151926866very impressivei got it in four (4)
>>151926884I got lucky in that my first word gave me the 3rd and 4th letter
>>151926855The Shanaplan developed this strategy, and approved it. To ever fix that shit franchise, you really have to gas the entire building.
oh jen
>>151926867We already discussed this; you’re not fooling anyone, bussi lover
Now that the leafs are thoroughly ruined for the next 4-5 years, which Canadian team is Gary going to give Treliving to next?Montreal and Ottawa are getting a bit uppity... they'd better watch out.
>>151926910please no, I can't imagine how many plugs treliving would find for demidov
>>151926910My problem is this feels different than any other time we’ve played bad. We’re allowing 5 goals per game, EVERY GAME. That’s pretty difficult to even do intentionally and we’re approaching the quarter mark of the year and it’s not looking good. Because of the draft pick situation we are also in a major bind. It’s unfixable in the short term and we can thank Brad for that as much as I like him and his brother Jim
>>151926917Cope every team needs snot and Tree's xSNOT is very good.
Listen.There is a reality check coming for a lot of people and this it is it: the window with this group has closed. The roster Shanahan and Dubas built should have been capable of winning but it was built wrong and management refused to move off the ineffective “core 4” model while they had contractual control of their star players.Fast forward to the present and Marner has departed, the team has aged and you’ve got older players locked into long-term deals. I’ve seen this movie before.They’ll be a middling team for the next few years and might get a sniff of WC2 but I really don’t think they’re anywhere near the playoffs. It’s rebuild time. It is what it is.
>>151926937I watch 82 games a year. I’m a die hard. But this year has felt different. Maybe it was the jays run or the abysmal game 7 with Florida, but I can just barely bring myself to watch games - Im still dejected from last year. I knew this year was gonna be different, there is nothing new or exciting. They are absolutely deflated from the loss of marner and running their head against a brick wall for the 9th year in a row. Joshua, Roy, and Macelli? There’s nothing here to excite the players or the fans. They don’t think they can win, do we really? They’re out so so am I
do the leafs have a scouting department? they have no prospects and they don't need to attend the draft for another three years so what's going on?
>>151926958Does it matter? They don’t have a 1st in the next two drafts
>>151926937>built wrongThe way I see it is that they had plenty of chances over the years but they're just utterly weak in the mental department and have zero heart excluding maybe players like Nylander who shows up during playoffs
i am also this morning absolutely deflated from the loss of my marner
Is this seriously an Nhl team?https://youtu.be/zBgSrZG0uyw?si=7Vqrj6CI-0i9ndPV&t=311Congrats to Pasta and all that but man, the leafs team structure is non-existent right now.All five skaters are on one side of the ice, below the dot in their own end.Dump--with no chase, aka the "Berube special".All five guys coast to the bench for a change.NO FORECHECK! Pylon mode activated.Wtf are the wingers doing?!Both defensemen flat-footed, standing so close to each other you could toss a hula hoop around them, and neither of them hustling to catch or least putting the smallest modicum of pressure on one of the league's best goal scorers.
I wonder if the laffs would be better if Quennville was their coach, perhaps or perhaps not, we shan’t know
Matthews fans shouldn't despair, he's only been in the league for 10 years and is 28 years old, he's propably already looking for houses at Las Vegas
>>151927011He just doesn’t have the playoff pedigree like other Americhads like Tkachuk and Eichel. USA should leave him off the olympic roster. Nick Robertson would probably be better
Now watch this beautyhttps://youtu.be/zBgSrZG0uyw?si=D9Gg7cq_mv73UGNP&t=237Carlo still thinks he's supposed to pass to the players in black.And then the play of the game: Watch John Tavares get out-hustled by.... Alexander Steeves, you know, the guy we've all been hearing about as the league's next top LW.And after the goal, he throws up his hands as if to say, "wtf guys I pushed the broken stick out of the way, what are you doing?!"But notice that Nylander is chasing (or trying to) the same guy? I guess Tavares thought they're playing zone defense... news to Carlo I guess.No one knows what they're supposed to be doing.
Based. More nhl stars need to use twitter
>>151926488>>151926500checked. i like it. only issue is the crest is too up high overlapping the mountains. if it was a little smaller or a bit lower it would be perfect
>>151927050Boston sports media rivals Toronto but they are much bigger chuds so it’s more entertaining
>>151926321I didn’t know it had been that long. I was in high school then
>>151927019>He just doesn’t have the playoff pedigree like other Americhads like Tkachuk and Eichelyou mean he doesnt play for the sunbeltboth these guys never got anywhere on snowbelt franchises
cup check
>>151927011Who's the first to ask for a trade from Leaftown? I think it's Nylander.Tavares has his money and his 500 goals, he can ride off into the sunset with his beautiful wife and kids.Matthews looks like he doesn't want to be a hockey player anymore.No one else on the roster is an attractive trade target.
>>151926895So it's unanimous. We gas the entire laffs franchise.
listening to this while i drink my tea :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQQj0kMj74w
>>151927165Stolarz is their best asset
1305 days ago something incredible happened
>>151927261True. There are many teams in the league who need a 1A/1B goalie that can only start 35 games, gets injured constantly, and is currently sitting on a 3.5 gaa and a .884 sv%.
>>151927261Laffs' best asset is their fans are delusional retards and can be sheared like sheep.
>>151927311All of those stats are because he plays for the leafs >>151927320This is true
>2067 is just 42 years away
Wordle in 1
>>151927335The leafs are playing atrocious team defense, but he is also a sieve right now. Pulled ("injured") second time in three games.
>>151927165Tavares is making peanuts relative to his performance specifically because he wanted to stay in Toronto. I doubt he had any illusions of actually winning a cup after the past 7 seasons
>>151927358Yea that's what I meant. He's checked out. He wanted a safe and secure job near the end of his career. And kudos to him for doing that.
>>151927343i'll be dead by then surely the leafs will win a cup in my lifetime
>>151927385
>>151927357I thought bereube pulled him last night.Are you telling me both the leafs captain and their goalie both hid in the dressing room rather then face the bruins?
I AM NOT GAYI HAVE RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMENAND SEX WITH MEN
g o f l a m e s g o
>>151927417
1305 days ago a boy became a man and a man became a bitch
>>151927380But wtf did the laffs do with the savings
>Toronto's 60th Anniversary for their last Stan Lee victory is in 536 days
>>151927444that's 769 days less than 1305
>>151927405Yes. They said he was injured, but everyone knows. He let in 3 goals on 10 shots. It said upper body. Probably his sense of self-worth.
>>151927470>everyone knows what happened on 04/17/22FTFY
>>151927442Let's see...>Dakota Joshua>Mattias Macceli>Nicholas RoyYou know, all the big tough desireables for contending teams. Treliving is a joke of gm.
>>151927441I remember that chilly Easter evening like it was just yesterday. An entire man's legacy forever tarnished after crossing the wrong Long Islander
>nothing but seething over the laffs this morning/hoc/'s favourite franchise
>>151927470Good to knowlooks like I'm back to supporting the habs until the leafs fully rebuild and unfuck themselves
>glasshurt dem goals
>>151927479Leafs beat the Islanders? What are you saying?https://www.hockey-reference.com/boxscores/2022/4/17/
>>151925905>flops >Carolina crowd cries like they assaulted anderson>Brindabitches team chimps outI hate the hurrifags so much bros
>>151927487Please don't wilfully subject yourself to the misery of being a habs fan for the next 10 years. You're better than that.
>>151927493>>151927483lurk moar newfag (who is actually trb pretending to be new)
>>151927500I dunno, man, I mean, he just suggested it, so he doesn't sound like better than that
>>151927503Sorry, I don't get it.
>>151927503trb trying to gaslight /hoc/must be another day on the gregorian calendar
>>151927506Probably depressed and not thinking right (like the rest of us).
>>151927479I don’t. Archive link?
feels
>>151926663Better. I actually have to say, adding in Heinerman and Drouin is surprisingly good. Defense sucks still. I think its time to abandon tony as well.
>>151927500>10 years Wishfull thinking
mitch won
>>151927530a crippled retard got sexually assaulted by an elected official
>>151927534marginally better, talk to me again after New Year's Eve
Within the last week Zadarov has attempted to injure Austin Matthews and Matthew Shaefer. There is a reason that the nhl is dead last among major North American sports and falls further behind every year.If a bench player injured LeBreon or Ohtani the league would go ballistic. The suspension would be immediate and significant. The nhl does nothing to protect their stars and seems to actively penalize stars for defending themselves. It’s a joke that Zadarov will continue to run around and injure players who are leagues above him in terms of ability
>>151927261Stolarz had one good season and he fell right down to earth.
>>151927530reverberations were felt even as far away as /vt/
>>151927570can you tell the curious newfriends about 04/17/22?
>>151927551so did copey and stephen
>>151927486Toronto lost again LMAO
>>151927598trb whipping up a new thread with a previous link
Assuming everyone waives their NMC: Matthews and Reilly for Quinn Hughes and Elias Petterson.Our defense would become insane and Petterson could use the fresh start.
>>151927481how a team willingly traded away their best playmaker for a bottom sixer is why Treliving is a bad general manager
>>151927614did your copy this from r/laffsyou better have
>>151927629Shan’t be saying
>>151927534Tony’s dirt cheap. Who would >we get to replace him
Lotta redditors itt
I'd like an NHL team that truly doesn't have a Stanley Cup.I wish for an NHL team that has an empty trophy case and that also lives from minute one under the shadow of the major league soccer (or Canadian Premier League) team from the same city/state/province all the time
Boston Pizza is the best
>>151927637McWard or someone in the AHL. The more Roy plays that guy, the more you realize how ass he is.
>>151927576I've been crunching numbers and studying tape all morning and I think I've found the solution to laffs goalie woes.
>>151927562>>151927577>no sauceGuess it didn’t happen
The jays showed us what effort was and this is hard to get behind in comparison. That was fun, until they leafed it, but I still feel positive after. The last time I felt positive and hope after a playoff loss for the Leafs was washington in the first round, what... 8 or 9 years ago?
>>151927648You could make a lot of french fries with thos potatoes
>>151927574The league can end extra curricular violence whenever they want but they don’t want cause retard fans want to see it. Removing it will reduce ratings. The islanders and the laffs don’t have anyone that can run the Boston stars so Zadarov has a free pass.
I want to touch Mackinnon’s pee pee
what if Demko wasn't constantly injured?
>>151927685There goes his Olympic dreams
>>151927681Fag
glasshurt tengoal
>>151927698He wasn’t making the team anyways
BREAKING: Team USA is concerned that trb's mental health will further decline in the event of a Olympic tournament loss
>>151927685Vancouver is shit this season anyways.
>>151927709>>151927718Just like my Islanders
>>151927717Is there any lower it can go
Is trb short for Treliving, Brad?
>>151927732big deals Brad is a millionaire trb is on limited income
>>151927732The raped bitch
bud treeliving
If they let me into the NHL I'd heem every American and Rempe twice on sundays. No pulling the jersey over the head or rabbit punching just straight one punch heeming out cold
>>151927808Gotta learn to skate first
>>151927808>I CAYN'T SEE SHYTE M8
>Matt Rempe gets injured>Rags look better
Can’t believe this didn’t get called #blessed#thankyougary
>>151927921we don't hashtag here
we do call them Nicolas Roys here now
we call them marners here matter of fact, i feel a fat marner coming on right now, gonna head to the eichel real quick
>>151926937Their window wasn't really open to begin with.
>a team traded their best player for a bottom sixer
>>151927614shit injured mexican and a shitty no defence defenceman for a top 5 player and the mindbroken husk of a soft euro. Not sure about this one.
>>151928046Canadian media destroys players and people wonder why they want to play in the south
>>151928041I miss the Atlanta Thrashers.I hope the New Jersey Devils disappear so we can revive the Atlanta Thrashers.
>>151928041When is the next Leafs-Flames game?
>>151927642costa rica? you chose to vpn from a country famous for a child rape epidemic? explain yourself
>>151927808you cant stop your women from being raped by browns, you aren't heeming shit nigel
>>151928051sure dog yeah it sucks being popular im sure young rich males hate being popular. But mathews is injury prone and thats why he is shit.
>>151928068that's Fernando we don't (You) Fernando here
Wait Chara and Gretzky were in the league at the same time?
>>151928057Atlanta is pretty much guaranteed a team once they get their shit together. There are multiple groups looking to bring in a new team, two competing development bids, problem is the groups looking to purchase expansion seemingly don't "have fully baked plans" to make it happen yet, maybe it fizzles out but imo it's looking pretty good for Atlanta, it's a huge metro area in a basically untapped market, they've got an echl and usphl team, they each do fine on attendance.
>>151928057Hey bitch shut up bitch
sunbelt fags out
>>151928111The market has been tapped twice and both times it responded with a resounding "we don't care about hockey".
>>151928120Based
>>151928111So Buffalo/ottawa will be relocated there soon? In a just world, the former would move to Buffalo and the latter would move to Quebec City
>>15192806702 February
F
>>151928130quebec city will never get a team back, and if my habbies didn't have a history gary would come for them too (there's still time)
>>151928084"Why [player] is a fucking asshole and sucks and why this team won't get past the 1st round"this is why Tkachuk wanted out of Calgary btw
this is literally disgusting
>the Atlanta Canadiens
>>151928183gary would never do that to mestupid of you to even post
>>151928182
What's blue and white and gets heemed every night by soft pusys? Bonus question: Would any NHL franchise trade their entire roster for these shitters? Flames don't count.
>gary would never do that to me
egods...
>>151928182Kek
>>151928250Numale
>>151928182I can’t wait for his debut
regulation wins in the east
>>151928331embarassing
They don't even let you order a super salad anymore because of wokeness
why did the raped bitch only think it was possible to win in regulation?
why was this my only open browser tabhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Tempe_Arena
Why did these queers decide to dedicate their lives to queering off on a hockey forum?
>>151928522You got a better idea?
habs fans whining about anything
poor yank can't stop thinking about my habbies (it's only going to get worse ;)
>>151928601Habs fans when their team loses 5-1
>trade away a good prospect for Carlo>he sucks>"QUICK LETS TRADE HIM!"
>hasbs will be corrected
losing to the blews was the final nail in the coffin.
>>151928182Fucking Carter for letting that girl inhale his nuts
LMFAOOOOO
>>151928776>nhl's ripoff of some other dumb podcasti hate this timeline
>>151928677Saved
>>151928776Sad
>>151928776okay, this is epic
>>151928918F
>>151928015true>>151928027false>>151928068NEW
oh my...
>>151928677I'd rather get 32nd place than 17th.
KWAB
>>151928944flames are too high
>>151928940that schizo is running that gimmick across multiple social media platforms? grim
>>151928973Agreed
>>151928973lol lol too true
>>151928944>Detroit>last 10 games: 4-6>18th>San Jose>Last 10 games: 7-2-1>24thNigga just post the standings if you are gonna be that lazy.
>>151928982he is a big devils and blackhawks fan
>>151928944my soilers :(
>>151928944What an exciting season
>size 39
FUCK Salzburg
You cunts need a bag skate.
>>151929032They were really humiliated by the aves
Gary gave Nashville a major advantage and they STILL suck.
>>151929108>>151929108>>151929108NEW
>>151928944Not after last night
>>151929105jlmi
>>151928178not really, Tkachuk wanted out because of this countries insane response to covid, and he has dreams of being a marketable athlete, which means you have to be in an american market. The attention wasn't really why he wanted out.
