YFO

hello

Genuinely don't know who wins this, could go either way though we have home ground advantage, that's the only edge I feel we have. Will probably be close.

>>151937347
havent watched any cricket recently?

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SHIT LIST

if he worked at a restaurant he'd be alacarte cook iykwim haha

Is this the incel/coping volcel general?

it's the read first reply and excuse yourself thread

Deano my son

/cric/ disco tomorrow lads?

waking up

this but me up inside iykwim haha

kek based 2000s nu metal reference that, for those who dkwhm

he is risen

morning cunce

The ashes will be boring this year with no English posters

>>151940913
I fear you may be right

just get a few people to pretend to be bongs here it's easy
walking to bouldering
you fat neek
bnob diddled

>>151940913
are we actually getting btfo by service provider jannies soon?
desu I thought this whole thing was a meme but they have unironically blocked most of the reddit boards here now and you need to upload your passport to watch porn

>>151941289
100%
get a vpn

>>151940913
nah some of us will still be here because of how many of us already use VPNs + pass.
zachy will finally piss off because his mum won't let him use money for that.

>No Britzoloids soon
Praise the Lord

>>151941442
soon it will just be you as the same is happening in aus and nz

Has sebbo ever said anything remotely interesting or funny in the past 10 years he’s posted here

hmm just checked the 'chives and turns out the 39 year old self-hating yankjeet who enjoys posting cartoon elephants and 'chabbin bla eyequeem xx tabla' has indeed never made an interesting comment

Cant wait til im forced to go to r/cricket to discuss games
But for real ill just talk in live chats of pirate streams

has a bong ever opened his mouth without having a whinge

yeah mate me right now

bit of cricket on today

>>151941895
yeah, opening our mouths to yawn whenever you post lmao

What IS 'cricket' though?

you can't just generalise about cricket until you've actually BEEN to cricket

Reminder bnob is a wheelchair bound faggot who was diddled by his dad and was bullied out of /brit/

Been to one BBL match
0 one day matches
1 test match
Still do not understand what cricket IS.

one of the matches you attended was cricket and the other wasn't. simple as

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good news gentlemen i have beer in the fridge again. pic related.

Gotta admit, that BBL match really was fun to go and watch while the test was pretty average and boring
So yeah, me thinks t20 IS cricket

assuming the post above is bait so i shan't be responding to it.

If t20 isnt cricket then why is it the most played form of cricket?
Checkmate cricket purists

Reminder Cheteshwar Pujara has more series wins Down Under (two) than the engshitter fraud poot has test wins (ZERO)

in any given game of t20 there is exactly zero minutes of cricket played.
so please explain how you think it can possibly be "the most played form of cricket"

India vs Seth Efrika tomorrow should be a cracker

>India
More like Bindia!
Get it? Cause they throw their trash out everywhere so it is like the country itself is a bin haha.

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more like outdia!
because nobody there wants to stay in india, they want to get out of there asap

At what age do you reckon is most appropriate for a bloke to stop celebrating his birthday? Trying tell this young guy that around your mid 20's is when you will, and the only exception to this is if you have a child of which you then stop celebrating when the youngest child is around 16-19
Currently 30 meself and the last birthday i celebrated was my 24th

>>151944519
>around your mid 20's
yeah this was me too, after my 21st and you've hit all the milestones you realise that time just keeps going until you eventually die. stopped really caring after 22

I look forward for the summer or /matchies/

lmaoing at this warm up game
No way Engalnd XI are playing this well without them saying to the bowlers to ease up

to be fair, the lions put on 380 odd yesterday
prob a bit of a road

>trumpetnonce will be here in Australia shortly
Excellent. Only a matter of time.

>>151944519
after 21, the only one's you're allowed to acknowledge in any way are 30,40,50,60 etc.

>>151944519
Every year should be celebrated with a boys trip to an out of town golf club. With bevvies and nose bevvies of course

>>151946452
I put that down more to English bowling being shite desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1F1770kwc
What's this old geezer talkin about innit?

not watching but i imagine he ISN'T talking about cricket

Eng are 114/0 off 18 overs
summer of baz incoming

>>151946767
PJW still going in the year 2025

>>151947172
I unironically believe the England Lions bowlers were told to bowl pies so as not to humilate the proper XI

haven't had a pie in ages

a bakery pie is over 6 dollars now
have frozen ones that cost about 2 dollars and a bit each pretty regularly as an easy late night snack

typically more of a sausage roll enjoyer

Anyone remember Darby's $1 pies?

had my sausage roll fall out the golf cart recently
birds only ate the pastry and didnt want a part of the meat
not sure what that says

phwoar

dats what you call a bum-rahping suffered by my nibba rickleton

blimey

forgot the backlogs were rewound

fastforward and find anudda bum-rahping

propa gud diss wun

diss nibba gucci-assed bowlin

wondrin if he change his name to jasprit coz of the bum-rahpe analogies

gets ya finkin innit

>>151940436
corr

love a bit of limp bizkit covering smooth criminal

>>151947842
reckon it means the birds are vegetarian

>>151944259
gotta be wondrin how muchf ecal matter on that fing now

propa mindboggling

bumrah just called bavuma a midge lmfao

Lads when does the famous ISP ban come into play?

>>151947944
day one of the ashes
can they charge you with accessing a banned website yet?

early bird gets the plant-based worm as the saying goes

Bumgod getting ready to rape the South Africans

why dont foreign players play Sheffield shield?

>>151948046
we're full mate

>>151948046
Not good enough.

>>151948046
usman has captained qld

Root 1 (12)
Brook 2 (16)

>>151948337
Nice

lol why yall watching exhibition matches

genuinely sad

watching pluribus

>>151948468
its not being streamed anywhere champ
just checking the score occasionally

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>yall

>ball

Mad how >our bowling is so shit we can't even limit >our D team to a sub 300 score

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lol

Notice the world test champions are getting thrashed again

>>151948648
that D team also dismissed your best batsperson for 1 run from 12 balls.
maybe the D team should play for the ashes

Solid T20 economy from Batshit

Love Kuldeep
Love Jazzy B
Love Bharat
Simple as

>>151948337
Kek

>>151948746
>hard solo
dropped

Should have picked Potts you cunts

>>151948746
Which of them got raped in bindia?

Pepper Potts is a Marvel character m8

>>151940913
I was originally hoping to have emigrated to Perth by now but haven’t because I’m too lazy. Shame would have like to have watched the ashes down under.

>>151948873
get in line mate, im waiting too but it was still full last time i checked. any update on that actually?

>>151948873
every pommy immigrant ive met has been virulently racist (based), a full blow pisshead (based), or a total pussy (not based)

>>151948879
Yh but I’m white, so go back jeet.

saffas are getting kicked
doesnt look like an easy pitch tho

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>engshitter
>talking about rape
All engshitters are pedophile rapists, especially the c*tholick shitters

>>151948895
im white too mate, trying to get away from the jeets. as i said get in line

Is this match actually being shown anywhere?

>saffas have crunchyroll as a back of shirt sponsor
lmao wtf

>im white
You're a dirty little convict

>>151948902
>white
Irish and/or dagos don’t count m8

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>>151948915
>it is real
what a wild world

Reminder i would batter any timmy /cric/ engshitter or convict on court or on pitch or inside the squared circle

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>>151948947
Kek gottem

does Britain have so many nonces now that they have rankings of best to worst paedophile?

>>151948969
ive done the hand thing to a girl at work and i had sex with her 2 weeks later

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>>151948971

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>>151948971
If you think the c*tholick nonces here are bad imagine the ones they shipped off in a ball and chain

>>151948948
With those toothpick arms? Unlikely maybe get some meat down ya then gets some muscles, and then we can talk.

>>151948999
>pussied out from a kickabout in London
>pussied out from an on court match even after asking for and being giving a time and place
Cowardice is a very engshitter trait

>>151948996
seems like they shipped out all the non-nonces

>Root still can’t make a century
>Brook shitting the bed as usual
>Bashit still complete shit
Was thinking >we might not do so bad as I thought after the India series, maybe bashir wouldn’t matter and that Root would do well without the captaincy, but no.

Crawley and Pope have had decent knocks though which is a positive and were a big concern, and Crawley does well against fasts so he might have a good series but it’s still retarded giving him carte blanche as opener.

If corbin bosch was slav peasant food he'd be corbin borsch

>>151949017
What the fuck are you on about you fucking schizo? Literally just making up events.

Convict top 3 isn't looking too great either. I wonder if englel are planning to play 5 quicks first match and have poot be the spinner. Batshit is club grade

>>151949017
are you still seething about the time no one showed up to ur /cric/ meetup?

Maybe I’ll still look to go to the Gabba or SCG tests but I really was hoping to make the permanent move to Perth and see this test. Originally I was hoping to come in time for the Lions tour as well but just keep procrastinating and putting it off. Seems stupid being a cricket fan and having left it until after the Ashes to make the move, but still have stuff to sort out before even making a move.

Besides a fresh load of homebrew still to bottle and drink.

>>151949049
if i was smudge id be electing to bowl first. wood and archer could wipe out our shitty top order real quick and put us on the back foot from the start

>>151949042
Go check the previous thread or the archives. Your fellow engshitter sixhead asked and was given a time and place (this weekend) and he's gone real quiet

>>151949072
>that flag
>talking shit about england
bro youre welsh or scottish...stfu lmao

>>151949069
Think Barbados' brave Archer has a much better average vs lefties as well. I'm predicting 3-1 convicts as it stands but it'll depend on your batters' form

>>151949091
sydney will be a draw on account of rain as usual, probably brisbane too. mcg and perth will be the deciding games i reckon

Fucks sake didn’t realise this was the SECOND day of this match, and the bowling was quite so shit from the England side.

>>151949049
I assume they intend to have: Stokes, Atkinson, Archer and Tongue.

Still seems silly to me, really, not to have Potts or Cook in the squad for balance especially as no Woakes (he was fucking cooked before the last series anyway). I also worry about their rotation of fasts, if he wasn’t now injured I suspect they would have gone full retard and had Wood in as well.

Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if Archer and Stokes break after the first test and then no them and Wood leaving Tongue as the main fast.

>>151949074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
I'm Welsh (black)

>>151949074
It’s shitjeet aka zachy who has ducked out before anyway, not that anyone should take “muh meet me at x” on 4chan seriously.

>>151949112
stfu lmao

>>151949100
Potts can fill a lot of overs, worth potentially having him in there over tongue

>>151949127
The problem is he hasn’t been picked and is playing in the Lions squad. Must have shagged Stokes or bazs missus or something.

is englel intending to continue with the bazball meme?

Why is Zachy so surprised no one wants to meet up in real life with an unironic schizo who acts out various personas in a general about a sport he doesn't even watch?

Saffas 8 down. My boy Akshar chipping in
>>151949100
I actually rate Zimbabwe's brave Carse. It could be
Stokes
Archer
Carse
Atkinson
Wood/Tongue

>>151949151
sounds good to me mate its like having a whole friend groups worth of personalities out but you only need to buy one extra drink when its your round

England A are finally beating England Z lads

>>151949169
I still don’t think he really offers anything, I think he should drop a bit of pace rather than the opposite which the England set-up want, so that he swings it more. Atm he tends to not be fast enough to be a “fast” and doesn’t swing it enough to really be a “swinger”.

youd know heaps about being a swinger aye

>>151949144
Yes. But on the golf course
>>151949208
Workhorse and firms up the tail, pitches might suit Carse but he's not playing the warm up it seems

>>151949151
kek so true

end of this WA vs QLD game is getting good

Eng are 10 down but appear to be still batting?
Why hasn't anyone tried this before?

Can't believe England have to cheat like this to save face against the youth team

England are fucked kek

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lmaoing at this

whats happening? is england losing to their own pleb team?

>get to 392/10
>bats until 500 anyway just because you're facing the net bowlers
bit grim this

It's gay to use a trip or name but i don't want people thinking my posts were made by engshitter hands

if they're going to make a meme of the game and bat despite being 14 wickets down at least get the openers back in
no need for Archer and Tongue to practice their batting really is there

reckon the Z team might make the A team follow on

>>151949319
just stop posting altogether then
promplem solved

>>151949319
shut the fuck up

>>151949310
england practicing some new cheating tech
basically just saying it doesn't matter they are 10 wickets down, they will continue to bat on

Who do England bring out after the next wicket?

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>getting out to Bashit, Jacks or Bethell

>>151949337
got early access to the oasis concert in sydney and it was 350$ for pleb seats fkn ridiculous mate

Saffas all out for 159
Didn't look like easy batting though so maybe only 50 short of a good score

England are now 426/11 and will continue batting :|

>>151949310
Should have scheduled some proper warm-up matches against State sides then.

>>151949351
getting out to a chucker shouldn't count desu

>>151949353
reckon they play the six and out rule from now on and let previous batsmen back in

Think they’re doing it just to give Bethell better innings figures than Potts so they have a reply to why they didn’t pick the Mackem. Not realising at the same time the whole “y..y..you don’t need a spinner in Oz” is a load of bullshit if Bethell can pick up a 3-fer on a day 2 pitch in Perth.

>>151949373
always love the cope about not needing a spinner in oz, when Warne existed and Lyon utilises the extra bounce and pace extremely well
the problem england have is they always pick spinners not suited to aussie conditions

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>>151949349
Love that Waysis are back but yeah those prices were too much i prefer the vibe of smaller gigs
>>151949351
And India are only playing 3 specialist batsmen, 4 if you include Pant. My boy Keshav will step up

/bbl/ chad here
is getting all out for 159 on the first day of a test a good thing or not

*cracks a xxxx bitter tallie*

these bazballers dont even want to work a full day, theyve called stumps early again

>>151949388
It’s one of the copes around Bashit is “because of his action he’ll get more bounce and do well in Oz”. Complete bullshit.

need to pee really bad

r/cricket just dropped from 1.8mil subs to 330k
mate just told me this, i dont use reddit

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>wake up
>yay its cricket day
>HONK HONK HONK
>walk to a taxi, an impressive British Ambassador from 1958, tip driver to honk a little extra today 2 rupee
>HONK HONK HONK HONK
>music to my ears
>get to stadium
>driver says I have to pay for 3 people even though I'm on my own because sun is up, haha lucky its cricket day, pay 400 rupee, he doesn't have change for a 500
>HONK HONK HONK
>walk into cricket stadium
>little quiet I got here early
>cricket starts
>HONK HONK HOOOONKKKKK HONKKKK
>ahhh bliss was starting to get a bit anxious
>HONK HONK HONK

3 honks or less please

>yeh bauna bhi toh hai.. BAAAANCHOD
MENTZ
E
N
T
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>>151939340
count on it fella
>>151940386
kreKkk GOTTEM

>>151941442
PREACH
>>151944645
sOoo TRUE
>>151947937
keKkkk
>>151948746
crisp

is this the disco-cel general?
https://youtu.be/pwTjTPnBAQM

>>151941581
still no

>>151941581
>>151941877
>>151949511

tabla x

the one sebbo post i remember laughing at was when he replied to a YFO post with "gesundheit x"

listened to the bowling cartel podcast and mcgrath predicts a 5-0 result lads

>>151949522
one of my best ngl x

Why the fuck is Sundar batting 3?

>>151937232
gesundheit x

>>151949523
surely we can't get flogged in straight sets

why are guys so afraid of touching another man's box?

watching gone in sixty seconds, same movie title as my batting average ha

Defo a jeet janny on this general. I've been banned for "racism" against currymunchers quicker than an gangrape on a lone woman in Delhi yet sebbo and shitjeet are seemingly not permabanned for the gibberish and trolling they post.

GOTTEN

>>151949522
doesn't make any sense though. how does YFO sound like a sneeze

>>151949653
you wouldnt get it

bouldering later

you neek way of looking at the world me

>>151949659
x

>>151948797
post
the
plain x

>>151949388
>>151949428
Even more retarded is they have the paki leggie and still they're persisting with this paki beanpole
>>151949531
Absolute dearth of true #3 in the world atm. Washy was originally a batter though. Bring back Pujara

Looks like the Bharat vs Saffers is on a spicy pitch gonna be a nailbiter. Coward engshitters would be crying to the media because their flat-track shitballer frauds wouldn't hack it

>72 overs in the day
grire

>spicy pitch
it's called getting out to a chucker lol

Still straighter than your dad

>>151949818
no.3 is just too high IQ for memesloggers which is what cricket has become now.

>>151949852
ok but legit why are indians so slow at overs and then their opposition get infringements for it

>>151949917
you know why

of course but if no one asks cause everyone knows its forgotten or the 1 guy that doesn't know just accepts it

>>151949901
We're one good solid round of golf with Baz and Chokesy from seeing Barbados' brave Jacob Bethall bat at #3 vs Pujara's bunnies Hazlewood Cummins and Starc