>11 consecutive competitive wins>10 consecutive competitive clean sheets >24 goals scored
>>151995352BASED
JOHNNY FOREIGNERS IN THE MUD KEK8 WINS OUT OF 8ZERO GOALS CONCEDEDKANE FLYING BACK TO GERMANY TOMORROW TO BOMB MORE OF THEMJFS CRYING EN MASSE
We are ganna fackin win the lot lads ;-)
>>151995384The man is me and the seagull is Johnny foreigner
Let's go lads.
>>151995352>Winning world cup with a foreign coach Even If England wins, it'll still be subjected to a humiliation ritual
>>151995384Why are brits so violent?
>>151995352>>151995404>>151995407>>151995422say dankeschön
Remember when Rooney was England's top goal scorer with 52 and now Kane is on 78...
>>151995430Sir Tommy Tukes is as English as they come.
>>151995430I love Tuchel
>>151995444Honestly thought 10 years ago we would have to talk about Rooney forever because his shambolic England record would not be erased soon enough.
>>151995444Kane is England's greatest ever player and I won't hear a word against him
>>151995430That's Tommy Tickle to you>>151995428Naturally hard mate
>>151995444>>151995487The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window and your tale comes to end, but the youngsters are thirsty for more 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa!' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace versus Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up 'Be quiet you two. Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty versus Slovenia...Grandad...G-Grandad?'.The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression on your face and all of Rooney’s goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embraces you. His one World Cup goal. The legendary double in Minsk. The tap-in against Liechtenstein. They know what is happening. They are scared, but calm.The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, and a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall. 'Don't be sad. He lived a hell of a life. In the age of Rooney.'
Ah, shit I thought the post in the pic was something different because it didnt start with >The fire crackles
>>151995352*loses to France in the quarters*
>>151995574Don't think Bulgaria are going to qualify let alone reach the quarters lad.
>>151995616Kek
Me wife's getting calm again ladsShe looks supple and tenderShe doesn't flinch when I stand up any moreThank you Thomas Tucker
>>151995616german coach, german humor. curious!
>>151995521>in the age of RooneyEvery fucking time man. Is this one of those pastas that’ll never go bad? Most pasta needs to be thrown in the trash after a while, but this one still gets me every single time
>>151995352kek, limey wankers we're sperging out because they knew either the team is gonna suck or it's coming home due to a krautist basedboy. they lose no matter what
>>151995679It's very well written.>The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe.This line alone has me giggling.
>>151995410Very based
Emma Raducanu will inspire the boys to bring it home
>>151995682almost no one thinks like that here
>>151995682Tuchel is honorary English and will be awarded EPL manager job for winning 2026
>>151995738She's known to inspire winners
>>151995738That brown lass is cute
>>151995682We don't really care that much lad.It's all a joke.
>>151995859She looks just like a sex worker I know. Glasgow area if you want me to link it. A ton for an outcall. She's a bit mental mind, feel free to slap her. She'll be fine.
>>151995616Wow,what gave you that idea?
>>151995682The headlines should be funny either way, lol
>>151995945For real though its kind of sad because both Bulgaria and Sweden were in the semis at USA 94.
>loses 1-0 to saudi arabia at world cup debut
>>151995738>>151995859Who is it?
>>151996483Simone Ashley from Bridgestone and Sex Education
>>151995352friendly reminder that >we played perfect qualifiers ahead of the 2018 WC as well and we all know how that turned out lmao
>>151996623Yeah but you're German and paying for an infinite list of sins in a past life.
>>151996395Have more confidence, you've got Ancelotti now.
>>151996224Am i sharing the board with 50+ year olds?
>>151996623Those opponents are somehow easier than England's lmao
>>151998966not really desu plus we had to play four more matches back then
>>151999253Playing an extra 4 games against the speds is ez for Germany
>>151996623>conceded 4 goalsNot perfect then is it?
OOOOOOOOOOOOH TOMMY TOMMY
Obviously no european team can match england. I havent been following the south americans but as they live in slums, I don't really see them as a challenge either
