Bruins Edition >>152070199
First for our Vancouver Goldeneyes.
my kings :)
gary can we not go to garytime please
I absolutely love these "meanwhile on /hoc/" moments
>>152076021>Pussy Puck Knock 'em dead, gals
>>152075999when a lesbo squirts into the jyna of another lesbo
My penguins got raped ):
I had one whole beer, and I'm tipsyhoc teams for this feel?
cascading retardation by the canes on that chance
>>152076063got video examples of this?
>>152076058I'm in that image :)
>>152076058I was there for this image, sadly I am cropped out.
>>152076077>hocIt's pronounced /hoc/
Also, pic related totally happened...!
Didn't realize they wore cages. Kinda ruins the whole point, no?
>i'm totally excited for the PWHL new season
didn't know nyquist played for winnipeg
>GET OFF MY BUSSI!
>>152076116It's pronounced you're mom, hocchud
Bussi was wide open.
>>152076061>>152076134RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPEGET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED
>see (((PWHL))) on tv>apparently vancouver and seattle are new teams>it's even worse than I could have imagined>I looked it up lower bowl tickets 140 a piece>crowd is chock full of soi faggots and fat pigsLMAO, women are their supporters are such faggots
>>152076184Fucking Stellar
>>152076184way more based than me
>>152076197Be nice we have a /hoc/ pwhl player
>>152076197We love the ladies here, chud.Especially MY Frost wife.
bussi couldn't squeeze it
>>152076226Get the fuck out of here. Proofs?
>>152076253need to do more kegels
>>152076197>society produces large number of soi faggots>makes a product for them sounds smart
>>152076251Sure thing faggot, this is my first time ever here, just wanted to swing by to shit on women
>>152076258what? like tits?>getthefuckouttahere
>>152076258>>152075988
nobody shits on pwhl, till bilka shits on me
>>152076197I'm amazed the pwhl hasn't folded already
>>152076273whoever owns this bullshit is just raking it in, i also looked up salaries..... minimum contract 35k hahahhahahahahahah, fuckin suckdeep pumping gas is making the same amount as these dumb whores
According to the rumor mil, Kraken are low key contenders this year...?
>>152076296this time it's here to stay
>>152076290what color do you think her bra is?
>>152076197fellas, is it gay to like women
>>152076281>>152076284Get the fuck out of here 0 proofs, if real i hope she catchs a skate to the neck>>152076290I am here to shit on them now, fuck bitches>t. junior B bush league star back in the day>>152076296it should have never existed in the first place
>>152076320only if they have a cock (female)
>>152076324>if real i hope she catchs a skate to the necktoo soon.
>>152076320>is it gay to like womenYes, hating women and enjoying to fuck them are 2 different things pussy boi
>>152076314>>152076194
>>152076296there;s so much jewish money behind this league there's no way it folds. gary will probably buy it
>>152076361>enjoying to fuck them>which is something I've only ever read aboutkwacanacuck.
*sigh*Canada is back to sperging out again...
>black hocky players
>>152076409All this talk about bussy has got them hot and bothered and frothed up.
>jr B
The empty net had more saves tonight than the jests' goalie.
>>152076274I hope you have a good weekend fren, and overcome the hatred in your heart, Godspeed.
'eads
Lol dis nigga name bussi
10:30 pm is too late to play professional hockey
bilka is the mcdavid of this lesbo league
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
'awks
bussi surging in the lockerroom
not to brag but i play B league adult hockey
'usk
>>152076389keep seething faggot>>152076430What did you play goof?
no one gives a fuck about your bottom shit low tier beer league local fly overs school shooting fat /hoc/ team
>this is an NHL lineup
>>152076492>bussy blastedkwacanacuck
that's a big girl...
gosling scores seattles first goal ever
>>152076518>he is defending woomans "hockey"what a fuckin loser hahah
'at tricks
>>152076512>zadorov is an alternate captain
Wow Byfield really growing before our eyes. Two years ago he would still be sitting at the blue line
Air Force beat Army, lads
>>152076538>defendingbased illiterate retard. gary should out-law hockey in cucknadia.
Golden Gophers beat the Nittany Lions
>>152076564in amount of dicks sucked or what?
>>152076585that's navy
>>152076603it was ONLY navy 20 years ago, now it's all of them.
>>152076512Now post the >laffs
>>152076565What else could you be doing besides kowtowing to some fuckin garbage ass womens league? fuckin faggot
>>152076619Yawn.
>>152076629Thats a good boi, now fuck off
>>152076603Naval Academy plays in Div 2 for some reason =\>so they're isn't any ice hockey President's Trophy to dispense every year =/President Trump needs to see to this urgent matter at once
SCAR NURSE First in Goldeneye history!
Are the Can'tnadians getting uppity? Time to remind them
canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years bros. this makes them very mad
>scoreless draw in LA
whispering goldeneyes
>>152076638>n-no uYawn.
>most dangerous dra---
>>152076666Checked
could the best pwhl team beat the worst NHL teal?
>>152076705couldn't even compete with the U18 national team in the USHL, I'll bet money on it
>>152076705The worst OHL team would beat the PWHL all star team 10-0
As one of the great poets of our time Slim Shady once said, ""I'm straight vicious, I hit you with plates and dishes, Leave you eight stitches, what, I'm gay 'cause I hate bitches?
>>152076705>the worst NHL tealthe flames? yes
>>152076705Not in a dick sucking contest, that's for sure
>>152076705Couldn't even beat AAA bantam teams in a decent sized town
The Kraken have the worst teal. The Sharks teal is nice
100% Chinese
>>152076748Seattle Kraken need to start wearing a salmon-based uniform set, that's for certain Too many blue teams already, Gary
>incels mad lesbos scissor on iceget with current year
>>152076748Ngl Kraken/Sharks WCF would be kinda kino
only care about bilka not pwhl, lets be clear
>>152076870>going down that softkwa....bitch?
>>152076800bet she cant even pass ap chinese t. got a 4
>>152076883she was injured after too
hideous fuckin whores I might add
my broons gotta get pucks deep
kek blumel on a line with pasta. kek. who even is this ahl'r
>>152076967relocate the bruins to portland
>>152077010only after they clear out antifa
bilbur
bill burr looks like a cancer patient
>>152077043where is his CUNT wife that ruined him?
>>152077043NEAT!!!
Hey Bostink fans do you guys ever call up Wanner from the AHL? That kid was a fighter when he was in my team before he got traded last year. Saw him fight a guy once, chirp him in the penalty box for 5 minutes, skate back onto the ice and drop gloves immediately
cody cc sabathia
kings are boooring
>>152077162the lady game is interesting and there's tits
>>152077162Second night of a back to back. This wasn't going to be a pretty game
>German Tending
bilka is so hot
>>152077172>t. the (((pwhl))) defending cuckbeard
>cucknadia seething that they are losers in two sexes of hockeykwacanacuck
ALLAMERICANDYNASTY
UCK
>mutt cuck thinks I am here for the hockey and not to just shit all over disgusting whores and their faggots fans like (you)stupid faggot lmao
>absolutely boilin' right nowkwacanacuck
>>152077385You're here to get depantsed by an American you horny freak
>scorefull draw in Boise, ID
>>152077410I did the NBA version and got 15 for one. Nobody is beating that score
they literally have 2 women on this bruins panel
>mutt cucks start posting their homo erotic fantasiesGo on mutt bois, now post the other lmao
Would you rather have rinkside seats for AHL or nose bleeds for NHL?
>>152077499AHL but not rinkseatsi assume tickets are free so i dont want to be on camera banging the glass as i would be very drunk
literally watching ahl with this bruins team
Florian Xhekaj ain't gonna do shit to fix anything it's not alright it's time to PANIC
>>152077653they're playing the laffs next
>>152077499the nosebleeds of canadian markets is where you go to talk hockey
just got home>only game on is kings bruinsgrimalso are the sabres good now
>>152077693who've already beat hasbs twice
upcoming nicolas roy is gonna be greasy i can tell from the stinky preliminary nylanders
canada is gay
>>1520777871993
old drunk retard at the bar made the girl bartender cry she said she's gonna walk out, will update tomorrow (i left during the drama)
'EADS!!!>gg Allen, TX
>>152077868is she hot
>10 minutes misconduct Gay
did they all win the trade?
>>152077897I don't believe "being gay" is a misconduct in the NHL
>>152077868based, hopefully she kills herself
>>152077886kind of. nice body. her face is kinda busted by acne scars/ too much makeup trying to fix that. she also wears comically long fake eyelashes. she's pretty nice though
>>152077932Name a gay NHL player then.
>>152077921yes
>score goal >just don't call it???
>>152077967life unworthy of life
>>152077978my raidies had a gay player a few years ago
You retarded jannies I told you you can't ban me. Why are you tech illiterate retards thinking I'll be banned because I'll just keep taunting your stupid asses. Do you want me to post your emails? Banning people because they said you'll never be a woman is the most retarded shit
time for the third person of 'orse
>>152078046is carter playin
>>152078072Copy that, he's been pretty solid, but he's let in two Not a good report card for Carter, you gotta impress in the minors
>>152077978connor mcdavid>bu-the penis makes it gay
Ontario Reign announcer and former player Paige Capistran <3
>>152078046>time for the third periodIt's Friday, and I'm not sober
JAIME HERSH, LADS, SHE'S AT THE GOLDEN EYES GAME!!!>Hi Jaime =3 Minnesota misses you
the avs have twice as many points as the preds, maybe they should share
Why haven't you taken the AHL pill? This shit is way better than NHL as far as excitement
>>152078251theyre not as good as nhl playerslots of kids and construction workers
>>152078282Still more exciting. Lots of fights and hits
>>152078251nowhere to watch it
>>152078251I watch Gary League, Alpha League, and Easy League, and I think it's the best way to enjoy the Gary League>Also, Whiskey, Omega, and Quack League for side dishes for my SalsGary Steak Dinner >furthermore, Southern, Federal, USHL, and Collage are also, um... hey, you know what.. I'm a hockey glutton, lads, and I'll be the first the admit it, I guess... I'm a hockey pig and love when the biscuit hits the backet just right... sop that hockey right up...
>>152078406FLO/hoc/ is where you watch it, and it costs money like anything else
>scoreless in LA
>>152078529fuck no
>>152078555checkedDid you check onhockey dot tv?
my /'orse/ is losing =/
>>152078615>losingmuch like what you did that fateful evening
where do you guys watch ladypuck? the usual site didn't have it
>>152078529I get it for free with my season tickets
>>152078638What year are you speaking of?
>>152078639https://youtu.be/ALu_09KXzHwThey've been talking about a pay service of some kind, but I would oppose that idea
>>152078688can't be any worse than kings bruins
>>152078716They get into fights, and their play is pretty fast-paced for a bunch of girls
>>152078688>unavailable in your countrysave me gary
>>152078747no VPN service?
>>152078785now I am
is it just the camera angle, why does the rink look so big?
>>152078837they are small kek
>>152078837tiny little athletes -_-
how many swedes in the lady league?
>>152078938Jessica Adolfsson Ottawa Charge DefenderAnna Kjellbin Toronto Sceptres DefenderLina Ljungblom Montreal Victoire ForwardMaja Nylén-Persson New York Sirens DefenderEmma Söderberg Boston Fleet Goaltender
>>152078989>Adolfssonyikes
>>152078837>>152078867>>152078873and slow as fuck
It's good of the NHL to always have a Kings game late in case some NHL fans suffers from insomnia. A Kings game will definitely cure that.>>152078989Never heard of a single one of them.
>>152079085>in case some NHL fans suffers from insomnia. A Kings game will definitely cure thatKEK
>>152079085The swedish paperboy probably likes adolfsson
>>152078529flo is worse than trump, bettman or tim hortonsthey hogged all the tv rights to Tour de France for Canada and paywall it
> Over time for Birdfight
>>152076077One of the fruitier canadian teams like vancouver or toronto
>>152079182Imagine a Chara slapshot just ripping the jaw off her silly face, would be hilarious desu. We should have a league where the teams are gender combined lmao, imagine the fuckin Scott Stevens times 100 hits on these whores
>>152079192I bet it grips like a monkey holding a banana.
tate mccrae is dating jack hughes
>the lady city of Vancooter
>kongs
>the city of LA
>>152079242They should do a double date with katy perry and justin trudeau
The milk has spoiled.
That's my Goldeneyeies!
>more dangerous draw
>>152079338for me it was remote mines in the facility level blowing niggas up when they spawned in the bathroom vent
Regina Perfectdarks when
watching boys juniors at Vancouver Island>both of these boys' teams would fuck up any of the PWHL teams
>>152079440>watching boysI bet you are you fuckin feminist fagggot
Goldeneyes HAVE to host a Bond Night, possibly during Halloween
based shorty
>Seattle Whorrent
>>152079464>still seething like a bitch, hours laterkwacanacuck
>>152079464this gimmick sucks ass desu
>>152079489this sounds like a first nations tribe
>the city of Seattle https://youtu.be/inUCmh3LY9Y?list=RDinUCmh3LY9Y
Kings just continue to find ways to tie these games every night in the third
>>152079424I don't think they are allowed to say "Regina" on a PWHL broadcast
>>152079520Missed opportunity with Regina Vaginas
>>152079514It's out of spite towards the viewer.
>>152079529lmao
>>152079514>>152079529I almost literally just thought both these thoughts
>>152076445>>152076470>>152076491>>152076540>>152076564This nigga raped LMAO
https://youtu.be/MjMBLU71JfE
please gary... make it quick I can't take this any longer
The overtime Kings get to overtime once again
>>152079636>ADHD zoomer brain dopamine fried
-_- so much Gary Time, Gary>he's decided to bury us in Gary Time, lads, hold your breath>hold on -_-
ayo
>>152079489You just keep getting btfo lol, you have nothing to say
>>152079656THIS NIGGA IS RAPED
kings lost kek
GEEKMEISTER!!!!!
thank you geekie, i'll never forget this mercy
Fucking refs missed the high stick WTF Byfield ate that stick
>>152079656shut the fuck up trb
splunge
didn't eat today
all women are whores btw, especially sportslags
>>152080178>>152079497
>>152080169eat dicks fattie
>>1520802551993 no milly
>>152080201>>152080255
>>152080316>>152080279
kitties oilers is going to be a "character test" for the mcgaygang
wongs fans, is it true?
workplace pre-christmas party last night really fucked me up bros
>>152080445got 86'd from the bar back in 2010 at the holiday party after hooking up with a girl coworker in the womens bathroom thought i was gonna get fired but i didn't even get a talking to
>>152080330see>>152076274
>>152080475we don't see previous posts here tranny 1993
>mutt cuck feminist is still seething kys
test
>>152080756wb bro
first overall pick btw
>>152080819kwab
looks like jack hughes and tate mcrae are fuggin eachother
>>152080819i wonder if JVOEL would be a first overall pick too
>>152080856do you think he's washed hit sheets yet it's been what 2 years?
>he thinks you need to "have something to say" on 4chinskwacanacuck
>>152080819
>>152080906he looks like an oblivion npc
>>152080967kek
>>152080874unless mrs bud sr washed them for him no way
Morgan Geekie.
all the games are SHIT
>>152081003oh no retardbro, the knights play today
>>152081010the quackers are somehow 3rd in the west. it will be a difficult game for the knights
>>152081024the ducks are fast and young bro you're right
>>152081003>lff>mon
My Blues lead the league in Gary points
>>152081161they are also firmly in contention for the gavin mckenna contest
the darkest hours of the night
Haha wow I just saw the results… pensbros??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1a5TRh6ooUit's up flamesbros :)
HELLO HOC MY BELOVED HOW ARE YOU ALL TODAY
Wild also has the best pair of goalies in the league. Dynasty in the making.
>>152082337>before 25 made up stat
>>152082516all stats are made up
>>152082546i knew your dick size was faked
>>152082656jen sent that freak to outer space
>>152076021>you will never again be a 9-year-old and secretly stay up at night and watch laine score goals in his rookie season
>>152082711
>>152082711Life will only become ever more painful from here, anon.
limited income and limited mobility bro ruined the thread more than normal last night I went to bed early
>>152082827>limited income and limited mobility giwtwmI wouldn't have to work anymore if so
>>152082838how would you ruin /hoc/
>>152082851well that isn't something I want to do, but if I was forced to I'd just spam flames shit all day every day
>>152082857that rules though
>>152082866no, the flames drool instead of rule, anon. the flames droolthey are last place in the nhl right meow, pointwise and dignitywise
>>152082810this statement is true every second of every day
Rise and shine /hoc/!
>>152082932i wish. i'm on drink 17, been awake since whothefuckknowshowlong ago
Not so smart now huh
>>152082938>dan musedan bald more like
So how long have you been supporting your team, and why?
>>152082932About to take a 6 hour nap
>>152082932You're sprightly. I like that.
rumors going around that conroy is getting sacked. how fucking shortsighted and retarded can this organisation be. fucking shit fucks
>>152082988sacking conroy? for what, being retarded? well I never.
>>152082995t. norman edwards
>>152082968I like you :3
>>152083016but i'm not jamaican man! jamaican me crazy!
Sportsnet: Is there not a lesson to be learned by the fact that the top four leading scorers in the league now are all No. 1 picks overall, and teams like San Jose, Chicago, Anaheim and the Islanders have all turned around with their star draft picks leading the way?>Don Maloney: Again, in a fantasy world, it's very enticing. You have to deal with the real world, too. First of all, we're very early in this season. Let's see how it plays out the rest of the year for those teams.what fantasy world is this geriatric fuck living in? its genuinely over. there wont be a mckenna, stenberg or verhoeff to ignite the fans. there wont be a 2-3 year teardown where the vets are traded for prospects. there wont be a dynasty by the end of the decade and with conroy getting sacked and ownership not listening to the fans, there genuinely might not be a calgary flames in a few years.
>>152083163these pundits are right, just easily grab a few first overall picks and have them be superstars, these current GM's are dinosaurs!
>>152083163There's pride to be had in not being a lazy tank team that lives and dies on top draft picks.
Hockey in less than an hourAnd we're going to lose
>>152083356ganbatte
Do you think the Panthers make good heels?
>>152083280the flames are about 10 good players away from being a contender team retard.>>152083283oh yeah there so much pride in making the ploffs every 4 years and getting bounced in 4-5 games! nevermind the fact that they bring on this octogenarian faggot for an interview and he does nothing but trash the calgary flames name. the retard literally disses mckennaSN: With a top-heavy draft that includes Gavin McKenna, is it not enticing to simply lean into the hand you’ve been dealt early this year?>DM: In a fantasy world, yeah. Unfortunately, this isn't fantasy hockey. There’s not even agreement anymore McKenna is going first. There’s very few franchise players in every draft. Regardless of where we pick — one, five, 10, our hope is that we get a top-level player, and that's not our focus at all.very nice, don! ya think mckennas gonna want to come to calgary after that? it is very realistic that A) the flames are 32nd come april and B) mckenna is (back?) at the #1 spot in the rankings. that'll be a great soundbyte in the future!
maswedens seethin' again
McKenna will turn out to be mid like Lefrenier.
>>152080819Bro would be a 3rd round pick in a redraft.
>>152083356/hoc/ this, mofucka
>>152079192name? nudes? their shitty website doesn't even work properly
>>152083478how long is your shenis?
finna watch college football and get drunk today bros
coach primate
>>152083558>Broyou're wrong and type in an embarrassing fashion
Stars play tonight :)
>>152083655against the fumes no lessprepare to be fumigated
For me it's Kaitlyn
>>152083668i'd put my woody in her distilled creek
I’ve quit drinking. Please clap
>>152083737congratz!i wish i could do the same
>>152083163LaF…LaFrenièrebros?
>>152083163I don’t understand. Is he saying it’s not useful to pick first overall? Must be a rags fan
>>152083797he's no fren, bro
About 3 hours until the Blue Jackets Live pre-game show
I've quit drinking until I the bartender can pour me another one>>152083753
>>152083737atta boy *hard butt tap*
>>152083530of course he willhes a winger too
Hockey is on, fireplace started, coke opened and chips in a bowl
>>152083897sounds comfy :)
Love still not found though
>>152083897based
Thinking about PPC
my broons :)
>>152083897where is the beer?
oilies is visiting the panties for a stanley cup final rematch tonight, bros
>>152084129The Disappointoff
>>152084129Thanks for pointing that out, Ojvind
is this the gay sport?
Should I buy Christmas presents for my kids, or buy myself some new jerseys from the NHL Shop?
>>152084363no. that would be handball.
>>152084366jerseysyour kids can inherit them
is this the straight sport?
hate to break it to you wyna liu, but this IS A GROUP OF FOUR, if spelled backwards they make up another word. Flawed fucking game, bozo in charge of it (also you only need to solve three categories in this flawed game)
>>152084498Pord?
>>152084510jwar(jen what a retard)
STARTS WITH A FLAVOUR. I know what you're thinking, I just spoiled it. WRONG, THIS TOO IS NOT A GROUP OF FOUR
is this THE sport?
>>152084510not the time to make fun of my dyslexia pal, I'm going in on wyna right now
>>152084363Yes>>152084461Yes>>152084538YesHockey is for everyone
>>152084535Sorry you didn't read her mind. try again tomorrow :)
>>152084535You actually have a point on this one
>>152084557based :)
>>152080406He should atleast have gotten an invite to camp. Top 5 in goals by US players last 4 seasons. He needs a facilitator but there will be plenty on that team. He’s also underratedly scrappy for a manlet. Auston Mathew’s shouldn’t be captain. Picking Canada or Sweden to win gold if they have Mathew’s as captain and Helleblows in goal
>>152084461we're asexual here
>>152084363yes it is! me and my bf are currently renting an air b&b here in skellefteå and we love it :) we are however planning a relocation to canada due to work soon, and are still undecided between edmonton and montreal.
>>152084668It’s “my bf & I”, faggot
>>152084668i suspect you are joking about being the gay skellefteå poster because that poster is me, please don't steal my mojo. btw i am planning on proposing to my american bf sometime this year whenever he comes to sweden. i love my american bf <3 i hope i won't be proposing too early in the relationship, but as they say, who dares wins. :)
>>152084668montreal is very, very pro lgbt
>>152080819Sad
>>152084363yes
>>152084626just like my crosby
calgary is very, very, very pro lgbt
>>152084535What the hell is that
did they win?
>>152076021The main thing that bothers me about hockey is the complete lack of control most of the time.The players usually can't control the puck for any extended amount of time before they are hit or just lose it.On top of that, a majority of goals are scored because of dumb luck, a person shoots somewhere in the vicinity of the goal and then it scores by bouncing off a teammate or opposing player.Overall, hockey just seems to be a sloppy, cluster fuck of a game.That's why I prefer basketball, far less turnovers and points are rarely (if ever) due to dumb luck.
overall, life just seems to be a sloppy, cluster fuck of a game.
>it's all just luck, pure coincidence that winning goes hand in hand with practice and talent
My beloved Stars play at 4am. This is OUTRAGEOUS.
>>152084406I'm leaving my inheritance to Gary
I wonder if McMuffin is having PTSD today
>>152085122If hockey was dumb luck then every team would have a similar number of cups
>>152085260Some teams are luckier than others that's literally what luck is
>>152085102
The Kings keep need to be better in overtime. This shit is getting ridiculous. 11 games and 7 losses
>>152085440this is going to set off the regulation win sperg who didn't understand Gary points
No such thing as luck everything is predetermined by God the almighty
might get into making youtube shorts of hockey plays that are posted here. should i use that one "looord forgive mee" song or should i go with phonk or something?
>>152085295basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUtmK2uHnvc
> OFFICIAL NHL DOGSHIT LISTThe stench is simply overwhelming.
152085701worst gimmick on /hoc/
>>152084129Rematch without barky and matty. Imagine if oilies lose.
>>152085911t. dogshit team enjoyer
>>152085102Rags gretzky Pong trottier
>>152085122>braindead take>basketball fanYup
>>152085696Damn the laffs are going to get a win
Thank you Gary for giving us euros the opportunity to watch Columbus @ Detroit and then Blues @ Isles
>>152086066>laffs are going to get a winKek, don't bet on it.
>>152086066no way
>>152086226I'm grateful
Sennies! :)
Now that Canadian cities are mostly populated by indians, arabs, asians and caribbean people who don't care about hockey, shouldn't it be easier for the NHL-teams in Canada to attract good players, since the average joe on the street won't recognize you and you will be able to go out and buy milk unnoticed
I need to get away from this shithole
1 goal and 3 assists for Ivar today.Imagine still thinking Gayvin McMeme is #1 in 2026.
>a swede>1st overall lol
>Sweden>shithole>probably hasn't been to Burlingtonyou don't know how good you have it pal
Good morning (almost afternoon for those on the East Coast) /hoc/
>>1520865101:25 pm in newfoundland
30 minute timezones are a cope
>>152086536We don't recognize 1/2 hour timezones here.
newfiephobia is becoming a real problem
what does a Newfie and a crackhead have in commonboth trying to get off the rock
28 minutes until the Blue Jackets Live pre-game show
McKenna is a moron for ditching the WHL for college
we love the newfie half hour here
>>152086387Let's change the sides Björn
>>152086672retard
i am sick >:(
>>152086780We'll make you some chicken noodle soup. Get better soon fren
>>152086762Would've been first overall without a doubt had he been beating up on CHL kids but now might fall to 3rd because Sternberg and Verhoeff
>>152086780sick...of gary!
>>152086536fake news
think /our/ queen cut jack's steak for him?
>>152086943whomst?
>>152086943horcefaced cunt
>>152086943>dating a Canadian Jews have no loyalty, sad
>>152086961
>>152086780Aids?
Hockey is for...me and only me specifically.All yous are invading my special space
>>152086961whore puppet
Hockey is for Gary
my special space is gary's lap
>Columbus at DetroitColumbus>St. Louis at New YorkNew York>Toronto at MontrealMontreal>Edmonton at FloridaEdmonton>New Jersey at PhiladelphiaNew Jersey>Seattle at PittsburghSeattle>Tampa Bay at WashingtonWashington>Ottawa at San JoseOttawa>Colorado at NashvilleColorado>New York at UtahNew York>Dallas at CalgaryDallas>Vegas at AnaheimAnaheim
>ok we're both shit and for retards but we want to get paid so we'll play the game
>>152087137Can you send me the over/under I wanna make sure my fanduel picks are solid
Emil Heineman has more goals and points than Juraj Slafkovsky
>>152087255Thanks hasbbros
>>152087255thought you were taking a break from the internet bud
>>152087137Retard
Noah Dobson is a -6 in his past 5 games for Montreal
I can't wait to watch hockey with you fellas today :)
>>152087255Never draft a TPS prospect if he's not called Rantanen
>>152087367that's only like a tenth of the goals they've let up in that time though
>>152087428Already watching some collage and Swedish Sexy League, ready Pizza Palace and BJs
>>>ready 4 Pizza Palace 'n' BJs jen!!!
>>152087449A team who's defensive core has Dobson, Matheson, Hutson and Struble will not go anywhere
I don't enjoy the thread when rapey is posting and for this reason: I'm out
I made and ate chicken tacos
>>152087367Probably the best +/- on the team
>>152087602Beef tacos is where it’s at
>>152087602Yum!
>wake up>first thing I see on my phone is an email notif>check it>job application deniednot a great way to start a saturday
>>152076116/hoc/ tuah, spit on that thang!
>>152087821Shit's fucked leaf bro.As for me personally I have an interview lined up next week. But not everyone can be me.Keep hustlin and eventually luck will come your way.
Why doesn't /hoc/ ever get pucks in deep?
>>152086801thanks bro i took some dayquil >>152086860kek>>152087015no but i had an gay uncle that died of aids in the 90s kwab
The preseason should just skip right into the post season. thats when the real hockey is played
>>152087985Gay
Jackies
What is stopping Dallas from winning?
If that wongs fan tells us to shut the fuck up, I'm going to tell him to buzz off
Ok puck drop soon in Detroit, time to shut the FUCK up.
>>152087985>died of aidsreminds me of chloe
>>152088048Does the preseason record decide playoff contenders?
notice how he never said shut the fuck up when the islanders put belt to ass on them
>>152088353Buzz off
>>152088382trb is terrified of interacting with bud
>>152088373yes
>>152088048Baseball playoffs pre-1969 was the best format
>>152088495#retard
how robertson get so many rush chances when he's so slow
muh rad wangs
>>152086462your problem faggot?
>>152088547How many actually score on a breakaway?
>>152088547Marchenko is ELITE
haven't had my daily Marner yet...
>>152088589Didn’t ask
>>152088547jewish tricks
Flames fans have risen up after the disaster interview by Don baloney.
If your trophy or medal is from before WW2 it doesn’t count.
>>152088646seriously what a fucking retard. i hope the dome is either half empty or loud chants for his immediate resignation.
>>152088615telling anyway
Jackies are off to a slow start today
>>152088538>let’s not play a season just have one big tournament
>>152088685>says flames won’t tank for McKenna (which is against league rules)>flames are tanking anyway What’s the problem
>>152088685>dome becomes half empty>gary now has an excuse to relocate them to houston or atlanta now that would be hilarious
>>152088894why would mckenna even want to come to calgary after what the octogenarian said to sportsnet?
>>152088954they got their taxpayer paid new arenaownership aint selling
Luv ya hoc
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFantilli!
McKenna chose college instead of the CHL lol
bud won
>>152089108he's fat and depressed he did not won
>>152089127no need to describe trb's life
>>152088992No one wants to go to Calgary
>>152089162I want to go to Calgary. I love mountains
>package: unopened>jamiroquai: blastingyep, it's kino
Why can’t we have this Gary?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQJrjY3juCs/
Thinking about making coffee
>go to the box please
dad opened my damn package
not clicking on an instagram link sorry mark
>>152088547He’s actually gotten faster now that he got his foot cyst removed
absolutely maddening how unaware they are of their own ineptitude. Next to no playoff success over a period of decades, yet they want to preserve some mythical culture of winning. This will be the 4th straight season out of the playoffs, and if they dont manage to get more elite prospects into the system, who knows how much longer that could go on. They are already everything they are worried about. The period of suffering is already here -- its just a matter of whether they optimize and make it worth it, or they stumble through it and make it much more painful and long lasting than it needs to be.
new>>152089504
might indulge in a sneaky little nap
>>152089368How do we make our voices heard by Flames Ownership?I gave Flames ownership the benefit of the doubt after the Don Baloney intermission segment. I thought sure, they have to say that stuff, but actions will speak louder than words right?Well I just read the Sportsnet interview and I am furious. It it clear that this organization is beyond short sighted; its clear they care more about attempting to squeeze a couple games of playoff revenue out of the fanbase than about actually building a contender.He scoffed at the idea that a top pick would benefit the organization for Christ’s sake. He flat out refuses to consider flipping our aging vets for assets “this team needs more Nazem Kadri’s not less” was the quote i saw on twitter. Is this man insane? Does he really think 36 year old Kadri is a part of the answer? We NEED to get assets for these guys before they are worthless otherwise we WILL end up in a 9 year rebuild which is what they seem to fear so much. And now it seems like Craig might be on the hot seat as well?? This is insanity.As a fan it’s ridiculous and insulting. I’m sick of the mediocrity, the shortsightedness, and the refusal to make bold decisions. I will not be spending any money on merch or going to games from here on out, but I wanted to brainstorm ideas on how we as a fanbase can attempt to get through to Edwards and company. Is there an email address for CSES we can start sending letters? I think we need to start a fan campaign to let them know that we do not support the direction they are taking this team.
