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serious question what the fuck do the >laffs do now
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where so fucking BACK
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>>152103492
rags
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>>152103492
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bud won
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previous thread: >>152098397 because op is a fucking FOOL that didn't add it
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>>152103538
>>152103536
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>>152103492
No one wants to trade, so they can't do fuck all
Seems they can't motivate any of the players to give a shit, so what can you do? Swap the lineups for the Marlies and the Leafs?
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>>152103538
who the fuck is reading old threads?
lmao
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>>152103538
>trb compelled to link prev on vpn cause he's reddit
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>>152103560
I do sometimes to see what my best friends in hoc got up to while iw as busy
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>>152103554
nucks said they are open to trading quinn hughes this season if they aren't making the ploffs
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>>152103535
sheldon keith was NOT the problem
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>>152103577
That won't happen until around the Olympic break, and he would want to be with his bros on the Debbie's
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I got a gary point kind of feeling tonight
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>>152103538
we don't actually do that here
only the raped one and his acolytes try to force it
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>>152103605
i'm afraid we do do it here
haha i said doodoo
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*jamiroquai starts playing*
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>>152103621
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Rantanen is going to end up in prison
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I bet bud had a ska phase at some point in his life
maybe he still does
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gary is trying to sell me wendy's most recent slop but he doesn't know i've already tried it and the bbq burger is SHIT
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>>152103684
hes burger
feed him
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>trb (miserable 46 year old childless pedo)
>posts cancer patient
>heh why are canadians like this?
meanwhile budbros are blasting jamiroquai and loving life
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>>152103735
can't, he has a small gullet
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>>152103719
the other ad break was ozempic, fast food, gambling and pickup trucks
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>>152103739
i hadn't heard he was a pedophile before but i can believe it
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>>152103685
>C K A
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OVERTIME
IN ANAHEIM
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robo what a pass bud
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
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these finns are KILLING, and I mean LITERALLY killing the fumes right meow
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>>152103773
he used to post pics he saved of kids in the stands until he got push back over it
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so you're just going to let the stars win after rantanen attempting to murder one of your teammates
no heart on the prairie i see
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>>152103739
SO TRVE KING
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delay of game lol
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what is this feel exactly
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When they flim they flam
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weegar you dumb-dumb
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>>152103807
overheim
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You didn't think the last two games of the night weren't going to overtime did you?
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>>152103868
barely keeping himself from assaulting the nerds next to him
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>5 on 3
hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaha
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flames be like: nah we have to lose this one at all costs
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>When they flim they flam
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>let's completely throw this game
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bro came back with a broken nose for nothing
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Incoming Robo goal desu
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are the flames trying?
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>>152103893
This is the Max Overtime Season
>We've hit the Peak Annual and are warned to stay indoors and watch plenty of hockey
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>no call
??
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DUCKS WIN
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horey shet
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what was that turnover
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DUCKIES!!!!
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CUTTER GAME WINNER
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>>152103155
Good on them. Saad being a bitch and throwing a punch when the Duck has turned his back to him.
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god damn
I have to admit
these ducks actually really are EXCITING
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MY DUCKIES
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imagine being Marner and having to try to explain how this happened
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who is this bowman guy... he's got no online footprint... he's like a ghost... is it just phil in a wig?
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How is this even possible? Klingberg either has the world's heaviest hands, his eye sight sucks or his hand-eye coordination is the worst in hockey.
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Extremely common Ducks W
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dostal is good

someday the >dicks will start actually playing defense in front of him though
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DUCKS ARE SO BACK
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>marner
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>>152104115
>Primary assist on the GWG
Why would he need to explain anything?
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gootchye love pile
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guys... I'm gonna say it...
I've got my 2026 SCF prediction
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>>152104167
I hope so canes bro I hope so
>t. Image maker
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>>152104114
>>152104115
marner just marnered his diaper
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APOLOGISE
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Lol. Somebody screamed "you fucking suck" at Huberpoo.
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the BAHLsack
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marner not like this bro... oh well at least we got a point :)

>>152104167
ducks will get raped by the avs like last time
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>>152104198
he was always really good it was just the gay rape coverup thing
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>>152104120
forgor pic
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that is a lot of loser points, vegas
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>>152104198
Imagine ribbit's meltdown and pious lectures when he wins the Jack Adams
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>no 3v3
fucking gay
flames got lucky
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>>152104114
you can take the leaf out of the >laffs but never the >laffs out of the leaf
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why players go for a line change in the middle of p lay instead of waiting for a stop in gameplay?
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Why is Calgary so bad at Overtime?
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>>152104237
i hope he wins the jack adams and hart wins the vezina
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>>152104075
>it's totally cold in the mexico adjacent anaheim right now
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>>152104213
It's not as if he personally covered it up. His bosses said it was going to be dealt with and he just went on with the cup run. He shouldn't have written the letter of recommendation to that college for the faggot though.
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>>152104257
tired
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>>152104221
tru that can happen when you're playing the entire season with two ahl goalies. it could b a lot worse
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>>152104260
they suck at hockey
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>>152104260
>Why is Calgary so bad
could've stopped there
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DAMN frost, that was frosty
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>>152104213
>Believing "men" can be "raped"
>Believing you should bring negative attention onto the organization just before the playoffs
>Believing Joel Q did anything wrong

I didn't know hockey fans could be so bluepilled!
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>>152104257
Because after a while your legs goes numb and you don't want to be on the ice then.
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Flames are one of the few teams better than their record suggests
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>Robo's 0IQ "skate in and shoot" tech worked
Grim
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miss the net? idiot
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>>152104303
spoken like a gay rapist
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>>152104303
>Believing Joel Q did anything wrong

well he did coach the shitcongo shithawks so he's clearly done wrong
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>>152104303
you're probably a chav that rapes men
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>>152104303
>Rape is permissible if we are about to go on a wicked run through the playoffs
Just like my CHLsies
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wolf doesn't save that
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TV save by Cooley
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>losing to the worst team in the league
hey dylan wya bud i have a question for ya
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your flames!
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NIFTY MITTENS
I
F
T
Y
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>>152104303
>>Believing "men" can be "raped"
it happened on 04/17/22
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wolf is done
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COOLEY IS A REAL COOL GUY
A REAL COOL GUY
i bet the flames can get a king's ransom for him at the deadline
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Wolf just watched his career end
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>>152104406
manlet goalies never work out long term
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Congrats to the Calgary Flames for worsen the odds of getting the #1 pick in the draft!
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>>152104426
Don baloney won
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>>152104267
It actually is orange is the "white" part of California
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>>152104387
And the sweltering hot summer of 92
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>>152104446
KWAB
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>>152104439
>Weekly low of 49 at the ass end of November
You can't suffer in Anaheim.
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The Flames have their hands tied, they either must trade Wolf and sign Cooley for a similar contract, or they absolutely have to deal Cooley at the deadline because there is no way a team won't offer him 7+million next season, and the Flames can't really afford to do that
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old boys still got it...
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>>152104439
how do you even run when its 70 outside
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My penguins ):
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>>152104461
November is just the beginning of winter here the peak is feb/Jan. Also why would you want to suffer? Seek help anon
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>>152104463
>there is no way a team won't offer him 7+million next season
he's played 13 total games in the nhl
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>>152104484
maybe that's why the californians on the flames are both goalies...
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>>152104495
His numbers so far, on the literal shittiest team in the league, are insane and if he can keep it up then he's going to get paid
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SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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Which ever team signs Cooley for 7x8 million is getting a steal
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>>152104484
70 is comfy tho?
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>>152104508
blackwood was .910 on an arguably much, much worse team and only ended up at 5.25m
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>>152104517
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>152104530
Temperatures have entertainment value now?
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>>152104528
True, but even at that amount the Flames can't afford to keep both him and Wolf unless they trade away some skaters, but it would be a bad move imo
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Flames window is opening up playoffs here we come
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>>152104528
Also remember how the goalie market is right now with teams like Edmonton or the Laffs that are absolutely desperate for even a halfway decent tendy, and definitely willing to overpay
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Who /afterhours/ here?
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>>152104517
i tap out at 28
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>>152104547
who do they need to sign going into next season? they have space right now plus the cap increase, keeping cooley around and hoping wolf rebounds next year then running a wolf/cooley tandem would be a lost more valuable than whatever they could get back. though the whole idea hinges on wolf rebounding.
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>>152104484
>running
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>>152104570
its not as if i was a productive member of society but it is saturday/sunday night
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>>152104585
Wolf rebounding is a big if, but even if he does, I wouldn't be surprised if another team goes apeshit and offer Cooley (if he keeps his numbers steady) 8 million or more. He's a UFA afterall
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>>152104592
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>>152103538
whoa bud you didn't have to call him the f slur
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>>152104592
>>152104607
based fatties
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The signs were there Cooley was elite check his ahl stats
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>migoon rantanen
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>>152104517
fuck no it isn't
that's like 160 degrees farrenheight
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>>152104632
reddit is demanding a suspension bro
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>>152104632
niggo niggenten
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>>152104612
its just a beer gut
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>>152104294
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>>152104647
here's a redditor right here
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>>152104655
you don't need to introduce yourself when you enter the thread
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>>152104632
>>migoo
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>>152104663
how are you supposed to make friends then
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Inshallah Kadri's hands were guided by God alhamdulillah!
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>>152104663
we don't do that here
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>>152104687
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>>152104718
>no shenis
Dropped.
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just took an insane marner
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>>152104718
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>>152104678
desmith was blinded by the divine light guiding kadri's stick and fell to his hands and knees to recite the shahada
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>>152104738
I haven't had a marner today
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>>152104738
oh we call those nicolas roys now
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teacher teacher anon has a marner in his pocket
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>>152104741
Kek
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>>152104746
why does he have the owl of athena on his sweatshirt?
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>>152104738
mfw
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>>152104756
that's drake's owl which is even more cucked since he's a toronto guy
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>>152104738
We still call those Marners. Carry on.
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I am here to once again tell you all, that Sunday's games and teams, are all absolute SHIT!
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>>152104792
kraken islanders is going to be shit hockey kino
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>>152104744
we still don't copey you scum fuck
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>>152104837
we do. it's true. it's damn true.
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>>152104792
Canucks vs Flames is gonna be a blast on /hoc/.
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>>152104792
>cants
>jests
>picrel
>lolirados
>ruins
>lames
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Good thing mckenna is dropping in the draft flames can pick him up when they draft 8th overall
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not watching hockey tomorrow prolly
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Rantanen leads the nhl in penalty minutes
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>>152104926
absolute thug. piece of shit cocksucker. perfect for the dallas stars. shit, they'll probably take benn's C and give it to him just based on that.
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we hate the stars here
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>>152104926
he does
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>>152104951
>list of "enforcers" and d-men known for their aggressive play
>faggot twink from faggotland leads them
shocker.
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we still call them redskins here
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>>152104958
>d 0
>i t
>F O r
>h E R
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>>152104973
for me, it's "red savages"
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>>152104973
Never forget the Edmonton eskimos
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>>152105003
we don't call those that here now
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>>152105008
They’re the Inuit now
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>from Connecticut
>could've been a Bruins or Whalers fan
>instead stuck with >rags
I'm mad
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>>152105027
yes!
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>>152105027
some eskimos still up there in nwfl
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>>152105069
they are called the growlers now, chud.
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>>152105083
i like that song one million lovers by the growlers before they got cancelled. and the love test song. one time my cunt exgf sent me one of their songs to be rude called "people don't change blues" or some shit
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The Toronto Maple Leafs literally, and that word is overused a smidge, but literally gave up 50 shots, at home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough on its own. On its own, that would be unacceptable. On its own, you never believe that that team would a) make the playoffs or b) do anything in them!
Oh, but we're just gettin' started. That's not even the worst part, are you KIDDDING ME!? THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE!
THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!
Forget Game 7 in 2013, in 2018, in 2019, WOW THEY GET HUMILIATED A LOT! Well, FORGET ALLLLLLLLLLL OF THEM...THEY JUST LOST...TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!
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>>152104973
maybe on planet hatecrimes
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>>152104973
who gives a fuck about football
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>>152105107
raidies and steelies genny newfag tranny retard kwab 1993
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>>152104973
I prefer injuns
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>>152103681
he dindu nuffin
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>>152104973
based nature boy enjoyer
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it's over
my post-flames win celebration meal
is over
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>>152105113
speak english in america
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>>152105182
>Jasmeet
You think he even knows the Flames exist
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>>152105177
we don't talk about the rolex wearing diamond ring wearing limousine riding jet flying son of a gun here
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>>152105184
>tf
1993, no milly, and can'tada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years KWAB
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>>152105113
Sometimes while at work doing brain-numbing tasks I'll imagine what /hoc/ would be like if we were all in the staff room IRL. It would probably start out with people chatting about a team and how they are doing and then somebody would randomly interject with "cope knights won tranny 1993" out of the blue. And then somebody would hold up a picture of Bedard and say "I'm thinking about Connor Bedard's bussy"
Then somebody would scream F L A M E S followed by somebody answering R U L E
anyways it makes me chuckle
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remember what gary took from you
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>>152105207
hell yeah
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in 2013 the blackhawks went 21-0-3 in their first 24 games
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>>152105221
he can keep that gay shit
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>>152105207
Copey would be the smelly coworker everyone avoided thoughbeit
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>>152105221
Why did the retards at the cooler company not want to make free money?
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>>152105269
they wanted a gorillion dollars and also lots of marketing exposure baked into everything so it was just too much
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once there was a boy who had a vibrant glow

whoa oh oh oh
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>>152105267
wtf
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>@ chicago
>vs. san jose
>@ minnesota
>vs. montreal
>vs. vancouver
if the avs win their next 5 games they'll tie the record for the most points through 26 games(45 points)
will they do it?
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*sniff*
Whats that stench
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>>152105346
nah they'll get cumstered and dumpstered by my nuckies
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probably the stench of 32 years of generational failure
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>>152105358
1993
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>>152105346
scheduled loss against the sharks, i'm afraid
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>3991
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>>152105381
based
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>>152105381
We don't post the year that the Vancouver Canucks will finally win the Stanley Cup here on /hoc/.
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>>152105396
why not? it gives canada something to look forward to
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Why do some people think that Florida will miss the playoffs? Have you seen their schedule? They have so many easy games on home ice
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>>152105406
1993
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Wrestlefags OUT
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>>152105439
*xfactors you*
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>>152105439
This
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>>152105439
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Mathematically a canadian team should win it every 5th year.
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WHY hasn't USA revealed their Olympic jerseys yet? I hope the logo is something zany like a bald eagle. And I mean literally bald, as in no feathers on it's head. also the beak is a regular human mouth
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>>152105470
yea they're in the 0.0something percentile probability KWAB
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>marner and toronto are equally shit without each other
kwab
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>see a clip from the tranny fed
>it's fat old samoa joe covered in gratuitous crimson mask
cmtsu kek
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>>152105507
cope mitch is a ppg player tranny 1993
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>SHAWN IS A FAG
every time
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in 05-06 the sens had a +55 goal differential through 21 games 100 goals for 45 against
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>>152105533
kek
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>>152104792
Why is it that Buffalo always is the team that gets the matinee games
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I thought in the conference sports system you only play the teams in your league and then the winners of each league play each other to win a winners cup after the end of the season. But in hockey they seem to be playing every single team no matter which league so what's the point in a conference system and not a general league table like in "soccer"?
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>you only play the teams in your league
yes exactly
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It’s crazy how the flames can beat good teams
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>>152105577
Last night the mighty kraken beat the pittsburgh penguins but they're on opposite coasts?
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>>152105608
ya
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>>152105616
They're in different conferences
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>>152105624
1993
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>>152105624
1783
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>>152105624
1492 (the battle of patay during the 100 years war)
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why are you up arguing on the internet you have church in the morning
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>>152105556
play your division 4 times(two teams only 3 times) (26)
play other division 3 times (24)
play other conference 2 times (32)

next season they'll play 84 games playing the entire division 4 times
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when you gotta go you gotta go i had to pull over to a gas station and take a fiery Matthews in their public shitter yesterday
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>>152105752
For what purpose
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>>152105556
You are looking at this backwards. It does not go

>devise arcane regular season
>cobble together playoffs after the fact

It goes

>design way to award the Stanley Cup via head to head match up
>design everything else to facilitate that
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>>152105804
so you can see every player in the league play, they could potentially play everyone evenly but travel is easier if you only have to do one roadtrip to the other side of the country per season
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>>152105624
2026
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the darkest hours of the night
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>>152105959
Real Pacific Hours
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>>152106180
Half the teams here don’t exist anymore.
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>connor
>connor
>mack
>mack
the game is rigged
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>quarter of the way through the season
>there are already 7 teams with 5+ Gary Points
>Vegas is getting a Gary Point in 1/3 of their games
Disgusting. Congratulations to Boston and Winnipeg for being the last teams without a Gary Point. Hat tip to Detroit, Florida, New Jersey and Anaheim for only having 1 Gary Point.
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Noah Dobson is shit actually
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>>152106543
acksyhually, both teams being awarded a point for a tie at the end of regulation predates the current era of mario party minigames, therefore it is the post-regulation winner's point that is the gary point.
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>>152106797
It should be
>3 points for regulation win or OT Win
>2 points for shootout win
>1 point for shootout loss
>0 points for regulation or OT loss
>home team gets to pick whether OT is 4v4 or 3v3 to lessen how tilted OT is towards faster teams
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>rantanen now leading the league in penalty minutes

Absolute alpha male.
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>>152106894
3 points for regular win and 2 points for overtime win is how it works in any sensible league. Awarding an extra point for a draw is utter retardation that only Americans could come up with.
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>rags get to waste two generational goalies in a row
How is this fair?
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>>152107324
gary hates jew york more than even canada
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>>152107210
a true leader
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>>152107415
this is what american players do, lead by example
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Red pill me on Pete DeBoer since the Leafs are going to hire him before Wednesday. All I know is he's a playoff choker so he'll fit in here.
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>>152107829
>laffs are going to fire berube
you shitting me?
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>>152107829
good at getting teams bought in on aggressive forechecking and rush offense and then running himself out of town within a few years
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laffs and rags should do a blockbuster 10 player trade, stars, role players goalies, prospects, picks. The whole nine works.
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>>152103868
He lost the last additional bit of hope he didn't even know he had.
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>>152108045
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yeah hyped for church
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>>152108048
?
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I saw someone selling their entire dallas stars collection spanning from the 90s on Facebook market.
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Roy: dropped
Bed: made
Balls: washed
Flames: rule
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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having a za soon, after that ill be chilling while waiting to drop the mitch marner in the john tavares thats located inside of my adam fox.

>>152108268
what made you think current increases when voltage increases? raped retard
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>>152108268
need bedard to dance like this while clothed like this
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>>152108511
yeah nothing remotely trb about that post
>>152108525
bro same
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just finished setting up my backyard earlier this morning
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>>152108268
>Balls: washed
doubt
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>>152108660
only ball wash before church
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>>152108190
no milly dilly already jumping ship kwab
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>laffs
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A lot of you are quick to kick dirt on my maple leafs, but just wait until Scott Laughton gets back and we turn the Atlantic division on its ear
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Brings a smile to my face
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Boston Feet
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Didn't ask, boy.
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>>152108773
Cope. Tied for second in the standings and they have to beat the other team AND the refs AND they’re 6th in the league for guys out injured. They’re doing fine.
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>>152108997
at least the sabres will show flashes of strength
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well, /hoc/? care to explain why the official NHL account uses VPN to lie about being US based?
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New thread!

>>152108045
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>>152109176
Retard
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> both teams were bad
lafftards are trying out some fresh cope
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>>152109176
Lurk more, newfag.
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>>152108986
>Watch out, guy. Muh washed up Flyers player will save muh laffs.
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Based Habs deciding not to suck for one game to dunk on the >laffs
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What's everyone making for Thanksgiving this year?
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my cunty islanders are on fire
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>>152109440
The Islanders love fucking Miners I see.
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>>152109357
I'll ask my parents to see what they need
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>>152109450
is 20+ games enough to determine who's decent?
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>>152109450
You piece of shit. Shut the fuck up about Marner. You know zero about the game you little puke. You'll never get to speak to him again.
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>>152109450
Wow turns out running a 100+ points player out of town and replacing him with a bunch of bottom 6 tweeners makes your team significantly worse!
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>>152109540
Grok can ducks cum?
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Am I the only one who finds Mikko more interesting now that he’s being dirty? One of the few Finns showing some personality out there
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>>152109463
american thanksgiving is when i start taking the standings seriously
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>>152109593
You can just call it Thanksgiving
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>>152109628
nah
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>>152109628
that would be in october, actually
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Finnish goaltenders need to start putting spurdos on their masks
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>>152109484
im sorry. im so sorry.
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my fav domme bilka scored
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>>152108986
this guy has like 15 goals against the Red Wings, no joke. look it up
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>>152109657
That's Canadian Thanksgiving
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>>152109450
No luck, the Sabres play against the Canes today.
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>>152109802
If the Randies could take today off that would be great
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>>152108986
>Laughton
>laffs
I'm chuckling.
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>>152109447
and knights!
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>>152110052
Hey it's the guy bud said was shit chilling in the back!
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>>152110052
basé!
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Feelin good about this year, bros
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the 2005 2006 carolina hurricanes used pagan witchcraft to win the cup
if hasek doesn't get injured at the olympics sens win the cup
if the sabres entire defence doesn't get injured before the ecf sabres win the cup
if the roloson doesn't get injured in game 1 the oilers win the cup
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I'm so glad to see this loser still doing loser things.

Up yours Marner. Stick it where the sun don't shine. I hope Cassidy made you cry in the dressing room after that boneheaded giveaway.

It brings me enormous pleasure to see you stinking it up so badly in Vegas.

Especially since the Leafs are doing crummy too. This is looking like a case of mutual destruction. Both player and team imploded after separation.

Not like they were very successful together mind you.

The Leafs underperformance has much less to do with Marner's absence than Treliving's incompetence. Not sure why Mitchy boy isn't doing so hot in Vegas though now that he has all those highly skilled players he was bragging about. If I had to guess I'd say it's because there's enormous pressure to win there and we all know how Marner plays under pressure.

Every game is a game seven now and his performance reflects that.
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>>152110239
hockey does not belong to you. hockey has no place in texas. you are not a true fan.
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>>152110586
based
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Eck says it's over for the leafs...
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hoc wake up there's a game on soon
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>>152110586
>>152110623
hockey's a sunbelt sport now, uncs
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>SECOND WORD IN ABBA HITS
how can you defend this woman? honestly how?
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>>152110705
Rooting for the >gaybres so >laffs fall to last in the conference where they belong.
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>>152110844
>laughs get mckenna
>he busts
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its up
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>>152111047
Is any of them hot?
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>>152111184
maybe barry trotz is a genius rebuilder knowing that stamkos skjei and marchessault were busted when he signed them and would lead them to a top pick and now he can flip them for picks at future deadlines
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>>152111184
>3 Canadian teams on that list
Gary is creaming himself right now
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>>152109725
Too bad for Toronna fans he's missed 50% of the games vs Detroiet this season then.
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>>152111184
is stamkos finished or just demoralized in Nashville? has anyone seen Nashville play and can answer?
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>>152111485
He's cooked and doesn't have Kucherov feeding him tap-in anymore
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>>152111485
Dude was finished in Tampa
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>laffs have played 15 home games and just 7 road games
>oilels have played just 8 home games and 16 road games

What did Gary mean by this?
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Why does Rantanen play dirty against /hoc/ teams like the flames and islanders?
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>>152111629
He's a choir boy against my oilels (/hoc/ HATES them)
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>>152111485
>already have a PP right shoot player in Filip Forsberg
>decides to sign another PP right shoot player in Stamkos
>decides to sign a THIRD PP right shoot player in Marchessault
>forgets to sign a playmaker
...
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>>152111629
played dirtiest against the canes
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>>152111485
he's washed up
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>>152111656
This the dirtiest thing he has ever done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZfJTMpVIkc
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12 of the 15 top scorers are from the Western conference
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>>152104114
why are they orange? some sort of cancer thing?
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>>152111742
Retard
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>>152111742
No, that's just what people from Vegas look like
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>>152111494
>>152111531
>>152111655
>>152111688
thanks bros, sending Santa a list of players for my team and I'll cross him off
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>>152111763
seconded
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>>152111714
There’s 57 players with 20 or more points so who cares?
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>>152111783
21 players have 25 or more points. Just 4 of them are from the leastern conference
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>>152111812
The whole league is shit now because of Gary’s expansion
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>>152111742
Don't you know that Anaheim is located in Pink County. That's why the Ducks wear turquoise uniforms.
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>>152110832
you will respect sneedish pop music
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mitch won
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After the storm threw the 3rd period on Friday me and some wierdos went on a 18 hour cocaine binge and I'm still recovering
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>>152111972
Get yourself a social worker it’s done wonders for me
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> Buffalo Sabres want to make an "S" logo there thing because Boston already owns the letter "B"

I thought Seattle was THE Gary League "S" logo. When did that change?
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>>152111987
Kek I do and she told me to reach out to old friends and thats were it led me
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she cute
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>>152112002
>When did that change?
04/17/22
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that's a dang it
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>>152111972
Shit was epic
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>>152112307
>that's a dang it
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>scoreless lady draw
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>randies
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>scoreless at KeyBank
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>>152112390
Imagine the smell
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>>152112468
[]
CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!
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>>152112421
retard
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does gary feel a shred of guilt that dozens if not a hundred players are currently out on injury because of this garbage packed schedule?
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>>152112519
You asked for this when you begged for the NHL to go back to the Olympics. Gary did nothing wrong.
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>>152112544
so it's a no then? thanks intern.
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>>152112519
why are you posting on a swedish vpn? bud1
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>>152112519
If there's not enough games, you people complain.
If there's too many games, you people complain.
Gary is doing his best to serve an entertaining season to you, he looks at all your complaints and tries to rectify them but it's never enough. I even gave you your beloved Olympic back but oh no, Gary made a big mistake there, look at the schedule!
Unbelievable, Gary just can't catch a break.
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the sabers are elite
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>>152112519
Gary feels superior to his customers through a couple of different dimensions that regular people don't even have access to, can't even pay a fee for it; Gary Bettman-specific tech
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steelies are on
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For me it's Tuesday, November 25. The sole game on that date is a rematch of the last two WCF
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>corrected
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buffalo 2 goal
carolina 0 shot
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good goal
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bud 1 win
trb 0 win
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andersen can't see past a screen of zack benson and joel nystrom, that's a big problem
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>that was called back
Gary the Sabres are already shit enough as they are. They don't need your help to tank.
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>>152112697
>26 minutes
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The Hurricanes gets exposed as a shit organization by Nikishin's Russian agent.
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>>152111152
susana tapani was hot 10 yrs ago
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>>152112759
She's just like me
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>>152112784
same desu
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>>152112738
yashaaa
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>>152112899
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3(1)-0 buffalo
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>>152103509
based game last night
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Gary doing everything in his power to save the Randies
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it was in obviously
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is Douglas the first new era pure toughguy? he doesnt play, all he does is being let loose to fight when needed. anyway, say what you want about Willy, he scores, he plays PP, PK, he's tall and huge, he hits, he fights, he is an epitome of an ideal hockey player. make one in the lab and it'll be no one else but Tom himself. and everybody, I mean it EVERYBODY will give ass to have a player like that in their team.
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Lol
Are the Sabers not allow to have any goal?
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>>152113009
It was under his knee. You can clearly see it from the broadcast angle
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>1-1
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>>152111812
i'd rather be in the leastern conference than the westbian convergance
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>>152113024
I remember seeing scouting reports saying he was a big soft skill guy in junior. That's smart though, why fight when they aren't even paying you, and anyone who can play a little at that size will get a look from NHL teams anyway
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Gary really doesn't want the >laffs to be last in the conference for some reason
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>>152113109
>if you're small, you need to proove you can play hockey
>if you're big, you need to proove you cant play hockey
anyway, name one another all around pure lab made hockey player other than Tom? impossible. Cooper is a moron, bc he didnt take him at 4 nations, and he will not take him to play in the Olympics.
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>>152113295
tompson
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>>152113471
That's just the big ice making it easier to defend as long as you don't chase the puck to the boards like a retard. Just stay in the middle and let your opponent harmlessly cycle 5 miles from the net
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yadda yadda yadda marner yadda yadda plumber
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>>152112051
>>152111987
why do all my fellow Canadians have social workers?
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>>152113471
>its easier to get points in the nhl than in the shl
is this true chat?
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there should be another islanders vs penguins fight night scenario if we keep getting shit like Mikko Rantanen doing head shots.
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>>152113735
It's true that swedecucks float around the wide ice wearing troon outfits.
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Just had the most goyslop 15" meat feast pizza
I can feel my arteries clogging in realtime
>did somebody say... triple heart bypass
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>>152113992
trbesque post
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>>152113992
yum
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>>152113634
Everyone who posts on /hoc/ outside of the playoffs or Olympics is mentally ill
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>>152114177
I'm retarded but I'm not mentally ill
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>Randy's Sorry Candy Ass Takes The Rear
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>relocanes
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JLMI
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>>152114177
cope we support /hoc/ year round
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'eads
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jeff skinner for cliff pu
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>most dangerous draw at the HLBCC
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>>152113735
Carl Hagelin has never played in the top Swedish league. His opinion carries as much weight as mine
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Time to take a Marner.
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>>152113735
Maybe, his teammates would not be on his level and the other team would check him to death
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>>152114177
Nigga you're still on 4chan, you mentally ill retard.
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>>152114542
well put
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>>152114513
kwab
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>>152114513
>This is the minimum we can give him.
>If we could not suspend him at all we would.
Great stuff as usual from player safety.
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The Randies look like shit and the refs are saving them
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>>152114542
I never implied I wasn't you illiterate retard
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>>152114662
they're losing though
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>>152114647
The genius who decided to put a notorious goon in charge of players safety deserves a raise
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>>152114674
By only one goal. Should be more
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Oh, reminder that the Lions are on and you are required to shut the FUCK up.
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>>152114747

* dances as vigorously and silently as is reasonably possible *
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>>152113362
missed me?
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>>152114513
>One game (automatic) for two suspendable plays in three games with a disciplinary fine in between
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What a goal
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>>152114647
At least it benefits my Oilyboys
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>the city of Raleigh
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>>152114747
this gimmick has nuclear go away heat with me
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One more period and the >laffs are last in the conference
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>>152114951
Maybe it's just your aids kicking in.
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>>152114802
I missed tompson, has he been playing lately? hoping to see some of his big hits
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>>152114747
kys handegg cuck
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>>152114965
Last in the standings, first in our hearts.

>laffs
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>High School Letterman Jackets

Is Buffalo the most minor major league team in the NHL these days??
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>>152103492
they rot like most of us. fuck the laffs. welcome to the basement bitch.
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A Gary point is pretty good with all the injuries we have.

By the way, when are injuries going to catch up with Colorado?
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>>152114747
Buzz off
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>>152115149
Never
>>152115160
You're not his Supervisor
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I'll say this much Babcock wouldn't have dropped 3rd period leads 7 times in a row but noooo some zoomie queer didn't want to show him pics of himself getting fucked in the ass by his dad. should've just shown him the fucking pics.
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'eads
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>>152115202

> The phones. Bring me the phones.
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>>152114985
Im good mate, I missed you too/ not really good but still
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>>152115202
You can only imagine what kind of degenerate gay shit was on the Blue Jackets zoomers phones.
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Everyone is cheering for buffalo... right?
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>>152115440
Nah
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>most dangerous lead in Lowell, MA
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>>152114982
it has go away heat with me too
yeah gimmick sucks
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>take runs at people and injure them
>multiple times
>and be fined the day before for diving
>1 game suspension

When's the last time a superstar actually got a real suspension?
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>>152115405
I’m glad you’re safe :)
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>>152115502
You got the aids too?
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>>152115510
Southern fags have each other's backs.
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Eat cock Randy
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It seems Buffalo has turned the corner, Gary is willing them to finish above .500.
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>I don't like this gimmick, wahhh!!!
>gimmick then becomes a general staple, forever
well coordinated action, good job, team
>hit the Sauna
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>>152115744
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>afternoon Sabres/Canes game
Could Gary have picked a bigger snoozefest?
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>>152115864
kings/canes
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raped bitch
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>>152115644
nah haven't had sex with your dad yet he keeps texting me
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I don't even know where Carolina is.
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>>152115973
>nah haven't had sex with your dad yet he keeps texting me
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>>152116036
>>152116036
>>152116036
New
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>>152115537
thanks mate



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