>Lap:#8230>Countdown to Cutter GP:https://f1exposure.com>Last lap:>>152103653>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:22>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:213>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:223 (222 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 408 (+18)PIA: 378 (+12)VER: 366 (+25)RUS: 291 (+15)LEC: 224 (+8)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 786 (+30)Mercedes: 423 (+25)Red Bull RBPT: 391 (+25)Ferrari: 371 (+8)Williams Mercedes: 117 (+6)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1,297.52 (+84.40)NOR: 1,206.42 (+29.79)TSU: 1,201.24 (+80.14)>News:Vegas: VER NOR RUS PIA ANT LEC SAI HAD HUL HAM OCO BEA ALO TSU GAS LAW COLVerstappen is DOTD'Every lap I was just feeling comfortable' - Verstappen'It's still a good result' - Norris'Standing here on the podium is probably the maximum we could achieve' - Russell'I obviously need quite a lot of things to go my way now to win' - Piastri'It's been the worst season ever' - Hamilton'The tyre ran away for Russell, that was the main issue' - Wolff'Red Bull and Verstappen were faster' - StellaVery important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjR5pPKg6
BOO
>>152104785where's borts five-place grid drop penalty britfren?should have slowed down a bit
>>152104802where's he going?
>>152104802Lnados got all the confidence in the world right now to go aggressive like thatMeanwhile PS3 gets heemed
>>152104796That can still be appealed, it's not final yet
>>152104802KWAB
>he doubted Mad MaxI know I didn't
>>152104824is this shehulks daughter
>>152104808ps3 was just never good man im not saying that landon has the dawg in him like max but that ps3 pre baku run was the fakest shit ive ever seen
>>152104824never in doubt
>>152104802This and that final stint by Max is why nobody will ever take Lando serious as a champion. Which makes me wonder if you had to pick Lando or his other fraud WDC comp Damon Hill who would you pick?
>>152104802Hamiltonesque
Any updates on the Lando dsq?
>>1521048395 HOURS
So everyone is thinking Lando did a shit race to get P2 from P1 [spoiler]so what does PS3 getting P4 instead of P7 due to getting the preferred strategy and Kimi having a bs penalty[/spoiler]
>>152104839Nothing will happen, just go to sleep.
>>152104802Max warned him in Spain last year about how chopping like that at the start can end up screwing them both. Also him and Lewis both laughed in Lando's face about it lol.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUa36ycz4co&t=837s
>>152104802>Everyone on the inside line gained positionsGrid positioning is definitely wrong.
Seriously, can Max pull of the comeback of all comebacks? (2007 does not count here thanks to secret deal between McLaren, Ferrari & FIA)
>>152104882sorry I thought you overcame your bottling nature
>>152104869Look at the points, Max basically needs Norris to DNF during a grand prix and kwab heavily in both the other one and the sprint.
Its funny seeing the hamspammer having to resort to backing Lando of all people. He comes off just as washed as Lewis is now.
>it's using the us-amerikaner vpn againtedious cunt
>>152104882>>152104802
>>152104869max needs yuki to heem lando and gape him
>>152104869Chances are astronomically low. Max needs Norris to DNF in both the sprint and the main race in Qatar, while he wins both, and then at 9 points behind he needs Norris to finish 3rd at Abby Dabby while Max also wins that.
>>152104890PS3 has plausible deniability on his side.
>>152104802Where he goin?
Max was laughing in the helmet hearing the "we're going to catch max" radio
>>152104802does lando realise his start was actually good, meaning, going straight, he should be in front at the first turn?does he realise doing this hasn't worked for him, ever?
>>152104913kwab
>>152104802Why didn't he turn left sooner? Is he stupid?
Piastri: 'Don't really know what to think' after P4 finish in Vegas>KWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWAB>KWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWAB>KWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWAB
>>152104920lando fat
>>152104913Max sama... huuuuagh!
>>152104802Maybe im wrong but i feel like that little side check Max gave Lando when he was rejoining the track was the winning move. It stopped his momentum just enough to give George the advantage on the inside. I think if Lando rejoins more smoothly he stays ahead of Russell and who knows how the race goes after that. Still probably 1-2 but you never know.
>>152104920>stunt on these hoes
>>152104802the new champion pbuh
>>152104833gostosa
>>152104914Have you seen AMX drive before? He was going to lunge down the inside of turn 1 regardless, Norris did the right move, but completely fucked the execution like he often does
Lando Norris kinda looks like Forrest Gump
Next season, PS3 needs to accept a sponsorship from Pepsi instead of Grill'd.
So can someone do the math on how badly Norris needs to choke to not win? Max obviously needs to win both races
>>152104835car with better pace on this track and 3 lap younger tyres holds gap at 5 seconds during final stint until last 4 laps therefore lando wont be taken seriously as champ? good logic amerifat go watch nascar and eat some hamburgers
>>152104979He just needs 17 points even if Max wins everything
>>152104996pay attention to what actually happened italytard
>>152104979>>152105012So one 2nd place in a GP, or whatever permutations of points over two GPs and a sprint will yield 17 or more points. And again, all assuming Max wins every race from here.
>>152105012he just needs more time?(literally two more weeks)
>>152105012>>152105024thanks m*rcedes
>>152104824I've never doubted max, but he can't win the wdc without Lando fucking up and getting zero points in a race, and that seems unlikely at this point.It's likely max will get second place unless Piastri turns around, but I doubt he'll win.
What was Blando's car issue at the end?
LANDO SAID A NO NO WORD IN AN INTERVIEW!! TAKE AWAY ALL HIS POINTS!!!
>>152104934>>152104934Max wants p2 if he ain't getting p1 lol
get the impression that ps3 did not take any time off during the break and has now mentally burnt himself out
>>152105073cope, he actually takes more time off than norris if you follow mclel news. norris is more often at the factory while ps3 is down under
>>152105059mclaren pretending
Something big is bubbling lads
>>152105082>follow mclel newsshiggy
>>152105085PLEASE DSQ
>>152105085looking for piastri's ballsnowhere to be seen
>>152105085plsplsplsplsplspls
>>152105059Fuel issue based on images and rumors he probaly has enough left to not get DSQ but yeah
You niggas will believe anything
morning lads
>>15210508540 million$ fine for the no-no word
>>152105111This is factual though, Norris car is being looked at and McLels press conference has been delayed... doubt anything will come of it though
>Vettle wins LOL>Foreskindia>WAGLAAAD>Rakesh>Officer Nige>Noncepatrolling>JujupostingI want to go back.
>>152105111>niggasstarmer's britain
>>152105112Morning.
>>152105085I mean yeah, I too would be having this expression after knowing the likelihood of the jeopardy I'm in. Especially with a sprint race and main race static two stops that neuters my car's tyre advantage
>>152105085they're discussing how to rig it
>>152105145flipanon would not like george's hair here
>>152105145cope, knows the job is not done #mambamentality
>>152105085I mean... McLaren were having telemetry issues in their practice sessions. So chances are that they caught onto the low-fuel issue quite late
Surely they would have told him to stop the car the second he gets past the finish line?
>>152105120The fact that the inspection is STILL going on means they found something. Whether or not it's DSQ worthy is another matter.
>>152105085Would be great for the championship.
>>152105176Yeah, there's no 'official' investigation announcement yet either
>>152105085god imagine
I hope the investigation finds that McLaren is big gay, and that they're sabotaging Oscar and that's bad.
Something BLOODY could've happened today and we missed it
>>15210518181 and 04 referred to stewards, just announced on FIA website. Skid wear problem
Like it matters, why is everyone pretending the next two races won't be mclaren +0.5s pole and 25s win
>>152105189lined up like bowling pins they are
https://www.fia.com/documents/championships/fia-formula-one-world-championship-14/season/season-2025-2071skid wear
Both Mclarens are boned, mad max is back in it
>>152105191>81based, PIA DSQ and NOR fine incoming #britishbias
IT'S OVER FOR PAPAYA CUNTSDOUBLE DSQ INCOMING
>>152105194this race was meant to be a piss in for narb yet once again it was amx doing the pissing
>>152105189God, if only Bernie's sprinkler idea was realised for all race tracks and was activated into T1
>>152105200PIA failed the most important check of all, the passport check
>>152105199>>152105201>GUARANTEED DQ'DHOLYFUCKITS HAPPENINGITS HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>>152105194Or the mentally weak tards are going to fumble with max closing in.
Hello? Based department?
He's only gonna go and win the bloody thing isn't he?
Max and Oscar are tied for points at 366. Lando sits at 390Max and Oscar are tied for points at 366. Lando sits at 390Max and Oscar are tied for points at 366. Lando sits at 390Max and Oscar are tied for points at 366. Lando sits at 390Max and Oscar are tied for points at 366. Lando sits at 390
>>152105199>it's realWE ARE SO BACK
>>152105214Charles and Hamilton got DQ'ed for this in China. FIA doesn't fuck around. RIP to McLaren's points
>AS>IT>STANDS
>>152105199MCLAREN CHEATS
>>152105085>>152105199n.e.h.
>>152105199HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152105199It's done Max is p2 and is only 30ish points from the title
it's happening
CHEATLAREN>CHEATLARENCHEATLAREN>CHEATLAREN
Another Kimi podium for the generational talent
>>152105199the text in china for hamilkek>The skid wear of car number 44 was checked.>The rearmost skid was measured according to the team’s legality documents submission in>accordance with TD039 L, item 1.2 b) i). Measurements were taken along the stiffness compliant>area at three different points of the periphery (inner arc). The recorded measurement were 8.6 mm>(LHS), 8.6 mm (car centerline) and 8.5 mm (RHS).>As this is less than the 9 mm minimum thickness required by TR Article 3.5.9 e), I am referring this>matter to the stewards for their consideration.we're so back
Imagine how far ahead Max would be if he also cheated
AMDAMX
>>152105272Here's the hamilton doc. It was an automatic DQ
>Abu Dhabi>Liam Lawson totals PS3>Lewis Hamilton totals goblando>Yuki podium>Max clinches the titleManifesting pure kino
>we could very well see it being max tied to second and 24 points behind Lando with 58 points up for grabs
>>152105233>Max and Oscar are tied for points at 366Holy fuck Max was 104 points behind PS3 7 races ago
hold the fuck on
>>152105291yeah it's automatic DQ theres nothing they can do about it
a double DNF would have been more dignified but I'll take it
Forgot the race was on Saturday this time
>>152105292I want this so badly Russian bro.
Do they have the M5X shirts ready?
>>152105299Max is a force of nature. If he wins this year, it's one of the most well-earned championships of all time
>>152105318he won't win. solely because he threw all those points away in spain
>>152104785>AMX is only 23 points off P1 Jesus Christ McLaren is in crisis mode right now
>>152105292>IMAGINEREN>MANIFESTEREN>KOLONISEREN
ps3 was sparking a lot when he overtook whoever (hadjar?), far more than otherstornello thought he had trouble even (as lawson before had that wing scraping)
HAHAHAHAHKWABKWABKWAB
>>152105323Honestly? Kino lore if it happens.
>>152105324Probably trying to argue right now that 8.9mm is almost 9mm
>>152105323it's all m*rcedes fault
>>152105317do they have 5 fingers ready?
they HAVE to make Piastri perform the Bottas role now right?
>>152105330Yeah I noticed the sparking was pretty severe. Stupid fucking team
>>152105323What like two points? As opposed to the 20 points relative to lando that the strategy jewess threw away in brazil?
104 point leadin 7 racesbottling of the century
>>152105347We see PS3 literally going to jump to next team that offers him a contract
>>152105347no, lando works better in that role
>>152105332Nothing ever happens
>>152105347I think PS3 will ram himself into Norris as soon as he gets that order
>>152105347No, he'd go rogue like Bottas in Netherlands '21. He'd hunt for blood on Norris
>>152105362Nah, they successfully mindbroke him at this point
I have found a picture of the confidential informant.
Alright Yuki you have one chance to make up for this godawful season
>>152105362Piastri was already leaving to the first decent team to offer after this bullshit season>papaya rules!!!!Fuck Zak Brown
>>152105352he lost 15 points iirc
>>152105323Was that when chuck crashed into him on the straight and jeorj did the slow overtake and crashed into him the next corner by not leaving the space?
No way in hell will McLaren run a low car in Qatar and Dhabby now. They'll be terrified of this happening again and may be shit, I want to believe
>>152105368If both of their skidblocks are definitively under 9mm, and they don't get DSQ'd, it would be pure rigging. Every other instance of this has resulted in disqualification
>>152105382is that why he reposted that thing on instagram yesterday? i saw his interview and he didn't even deny it lol
>>152105392He’s clearly so sick of these corrupt pom fuckers
I wonder if that was why Lando took it so easy and "nursed" the car at the end of the race. To preserve the plank.
>>152105347I think Piastri would rather sign for Red Bull than let that happen
so >we're actually going to get papua rules
>>152105383It was 9 points at most. And thats literally the one thing you can blame him for this season. Remember Kimi going full Russell in Austria? And a dozen other moments like it.
>>152105400no he was also severely underfueled. would've been disqualified for that as well
>>152105382The only option will be rbr second driver.
>>152105400Tbf that could've been the reason but I don't know seems like a engine about to explode issue I think very bad for McLel
>>152105408You think PS3 will actually follow that? He isn't Bottas, I think he's done with McLel nonsense already
max smacking jorj that one race might cost him the championship
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE SUCH A DUMB ASS RISK WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIP AT STAKE THO
>>152105404>>152105374>>152105371Does everyone just forget Piastri already played the cuck last year and gifted Lando the brazil sprint win
>>152105367>>152105371>>152105374>>152105375zak is sending armed thugs around to Lily's house to kidnap her and ensure ps3 plays ball>we will see just how much of a psycho she is if she gets away
>>152105418Yes but he's planning to leave in 2027 possibly and McLel will be without someone filling the spot>>152105422I feel it's more likely he tries to kill Lando I rather have Max win then Lando win in my mind
>>152105332god is real
>>152105427>last yearthis year is very clearly different man
>>1521054109 points is massive when there's only 2 races to go. but regardless, max will win. there's no way lando doesn't bottle it somehow
>>152105427This year is different at this point Oscar is scarficing even more
>not even 9 in the morning>already drank two coffees and a red bull
man max is the greatest athlete if he somehow comebacks from this.. i'm literally shaking right now
>>152105422papua not papaya
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abusFuck sake cunts.
CONFIRM THE DQ YOU FUCKSDONT UFUCK THIS UPDONT RIG IT
>>152105456last I heard it's a bugkeep trying
>'bad track for mclaren'>still do everything and actually try to win>dqwhy do teams etc.
>>152105456due to abos*
FUCKING CONCLUDE YOUR SHIT ALREADY! I NEED TO SLEEP AND START MY ASSIGNMENT DUE TOMORROW
>>152105431>I'm not trapped in this house with you, you're trapped in this house with me
>fifteen year old British girls on Twitter right now
>>152105471I say this sincerely and wholeheartedly: I really need me a girl with such eyes to really iron me the fuck up
>>152105475they should have chosen amxalso it's more likely 30 year old fats
24 points is too big of a gap with 2 races to go
>>152105478i want a redhead scottish lass to butter me upbut we can't have what we want
MAX IS GOING TO WINI BELIEVE
>>152105475Also me when I see said 15 year old girls
>>152105471i'm fixable
>>152105483all things are possible if you only believe
>>152105483one dnf from lando is all we need in a sprint/race/raceANYDNFPLEASE
This really makes me wonder what McLaren knew about this when they told Norris to slow down. Was it actually fuel saving? Were they already concerned about plank wear beforehand?
>>152105495How about from a couple of hours ago?
>>152105418That’s fine, Max likes Piastri, I’m sure he has the competency to survive in that seat. Or alternatively we find out Piastri is a carbabby either way
Kimi P17 to P3 and no DTOD. AMX bias
>>152105497Possible but they had such a slowdown on straights I assumed it was engine related
>>152105506He had the penalty that brought it down.
Do you think McLaren will let Oscar race properly now that he's back in pointsGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152105475f1 girlies actually like amx for the most part. it's the hamilboomers who seethe over him
>>152105508The straights ARE the problem though, the speed pushes the car down into the ground
>>152104785Mercedes officially takes p2 in constructors now Rarri vs RB for p3
>>152105382It's Leddit, but holy fuck, the massive evidence of McLaren sabotating Piastri: https://archive.ph/YBKIGPiastri was fucked over by McLaren when they gave Lando such preferential treatment and started to punish Piastri. I hope Piastri jumps ship soon, Aussiebro.
>>152105511*hamilbrowns
>skid plank rumor that was circulating in Brazil HAPPENING???
If Amx loses by less the 9 points, we should know the reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_qmWm9aefk
>>152105506He also secured a podium for Jorj by fighting PS3, and also had to deal with a questionable penaltyThis is his best drive in F1 imo
>>152105510They’re going to turn down Piastris engine even more to F2 levels now that el goblino is legitimately in danger
>>152105525OH SHIT
>>152105526yes george should die
>>152105526Kimi taking him out in Austria?
>>152105526Because he’s in a vastly slower car, with retarded strategy, and rules rigged against him?
>>152105525-50 WDC points deduction for the drivers partcipating in this practice
>>152105519He was sabotaged from the first race. He was about to pass Lando and they told him to hold position. Fuck McLaren, dogshit team
>>152105514Fair but such a pace drop off could only be engine unless he was specifically being told to slow down>>152105525Tbf it's implied all teams or most teams were using it seems like confirmed that McLel were and RB probably are they just aren't retarded enough to ride their car this low on new asphalt
Disqualified??Pic unrelated
>>152105510>>152105532Oscar is getting disqualified as well.
>>152105541retroactive ban from the sport and rescission of wcc's from 2008 on for mclaren as should have happened then anywayrescind all wdc's from 2008 as well
>>152105549Yes but now he's on points with Max son maybe they finally unbuckle his car
NOR - 390PIA - 366VER - 366
we here at the british fia have decided that the british driver of the british team has done no wrong and will take no further action
>>152105547Not yet, but they better be. They've disqualified driver THIS YEAR (both Ferraris at China) for skid plate wear. But they got an instant dq, not a summons for an investigation.
>>152105549Points wise he'll be 24 behind instead of 30 so ideally mclel would let him racebut they won't
>>152105549I’m aware of that, McLel fucked up both cars. They win the clown prize from the year even over Ferrari
It's times like these that make you miss Horny
>>152105525how would this work?
>>152105547>FIA DQing the great british hopelol
>>152105558there was a summons first there as well
>>152105497it was probably for both, they saved the fuel but not the bottom.It was bonking hard.>>152105526kimi nuking him in austria was worse.
>>152105562Nah Mekies is way better
Hi /f1/, my name is Anon. In my free time I like to not hold Oscar Piastri accountable for his own poor performances, and instead seethe at conspiracy theories about his own team putting effort into actively sabotaging him
>>152105554
>>152105471can i get a high res of this hottie
>>152105536Twinks ruin everything, don't they?>>152105545Dogshit team, wanting Lando to win because he's "more marketable". Fuck that.>>152105555 (checked)Isn't FIA French?
>>152105233still requires lando to dnf or drop out of the podium at least once and with ps3 and ferrari nowhere it's going to be hard
>they didn't listenTsk tsk tsk...
>>152105555But the Aussie prick is disqualified for being a filthy convict
>>152105537Everybody has bad luck like that. Goblando DSQ and engine expiry, Piasstri being just a shitty driver.But that was an uncalled for, avoidable moment.
>>152105547Noticing so much they voted a Jew as their head of state.
>>152105483If amx wins sprint + 2 races, lando could finish 2nd in the Qatar sprint and outside the podium in the races. But yeah it's still hard, although the skid wear stuff might scare Mclaren into nerfing their setups
>>152105572oh qatar is a sprint weekend? its possible
>>152105580you're australian
>>152105506Good race but didn't he profit a lot from Bortoleto knocking out like six cars?
>>152105509DSQ brings it back
>>152105554>Norris wins Qatar sprint, Max 2nd (Nor 398, Ver 373)>Norris KWABs and dnfs main race, Max wins >Nor 398 Ver 398>Abby Dabby lastWho is Latifi and who is Masi in this new scenario
ah oscaryou're only 24 points behind but we've taken a team decision to support landopapaya rulessorry mate
>>152105585>If amx wins sprint + 2 races, lando could finish 2nd in the Qatar sprint and outside the podium in the racesno friend>25+25+8=58>7+12+12=3127 points gained then
yeah they fucked up hard lmao
>>152105573this one is slightly higher res
>>152105593I mean for why people didn't vote for him for driver of the day.
>>152105603Meanwhile they wouldn’t prioritize Piastri while he was dominantly ahead until Baku. Fuck Zak Brown
>>152105592Good race but didn't AMX profit a lot from Lando going off at T1?
>>152105595it's lando and oscar crashing into each other
>they didn't listenYou think his 'mason buddies aren't reading the timelines beforehand?
>>152105603oscar is pure shit, bro
>>152105621he'd eventually win anyway due to mclaren rigging goblando's fuel
>>152105603WHy did oscar get better strategy this race? why make lando gib HUN 24 when he clearly had more pace and would have won without ps3's bad stop. aussie bias at mclel
MCLEL DOUBLE DSQHAHAHAHAHA
i dunno this year's wdc feels kinda rigged
>>152105644anon pay attention>>152105199
>tfw your rivals cheat, still lose, and then lose even harder upon being found out
>>152105620>he was dominantly aheadwhat happened
>>152105644thats still not confirmed, thats doc 53. we're waiting for doc 56
>>152105347>piastri, it's james
>>152105613they are retards>extremely long straight with high speed where you dont need downforce>all corners are slow 90 degree turns where you dont need downforce>track with no medium/high speed corners to use advantage of itthey fucked up, no way it is not dsq without rigging it
https://racingnews365.com/aston-martin-set-to-sack-f1-team-principal-and-ceomoar newshornyman incoming???
the only 2 confirmed positions in the WDC so far
>>152105638McLaren fucked up the pit strategy at Hungary 2024 and undercut Piastri twice, even though he was first and according to their internal rules, the leading driver gets pit preference. It was a massive strategy fuck up and correct to return the place to Piastri. Of course, Lando had to behave like a toddler about it
>>152105659And Newey approves that because...?
>>152105614absolutely GLOWING from all the splooge ps3 is giving her
why couldn't he stay within 5 seconds of antonelli? he would've had a podium
>>152105647all sports is rigged anon, dont pay too close attention, enjoy the show when its your side winning
>>152105595Colapinto and idk>>152105612Well alright, so Lando can have a P2 sprint, then P4 P3. That's 34 points and max wins on countback. Or P4 sprint then P3 P3. At least if we're discussing probable scenarios
>>152105663Because Cowell tried to stop the eldritch rituals nuui was conducting
>>152105647Massively rigged, how convenient that max comes back into the championship at the final two races, when otherwise Lando would have locked it up at Qatar leaving the Abu Dhabi viewership numbers very low
>>152105665he lost 2 tenths by getting engaged, will lose 2 more once he does the deed
>>152105659IronicThe calls worked
>>152105661lando was 30 seconds up the road and hardly pushing. ps3 went off track on his own running through the gravel. if lando had a winners mindset like amx or seb he would have just would say multi 21 bitches or whatever max said when he wouldnt give position to checo in miami
>>152105691WE TALKED ABOUT THISDO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THAT AGAIN
Nothing ever happens
>>152105663they're famously besties
>>152105687yeah but newey left to get away from horny, he won't stick around if lawrence does this
My fellow Max fans, we only have to believe!
>>152105697mad online lol
>>152104802
>>152105663we dont even know if horner was the reason for him leaving, could have been one of but honestly him being sidelined probably hurt more.
>>152105719really? how retarded are you
>>152105691Because he had clean air from improperly being promoted to P1. Of course he had a massive lead. It’s funny how the strategy errors in McLaren always seem to accidentally favor Lando
Fell asleep after 20 laps. Should I rewatch it?
>>152105738nahonly spicy bit was t1max ran away with it
>>152105736Oscar pls
>>152105738It was a pure slurper after that
where did all the cocky ass landofags from quali yesterday go? They seem quite.
>>152105755>>152105760Thank you frens
While we're waiting for updates, who else remembers the TV commercials during coverage back in the 90s for that membership service where you'd receive faxes of F1 news?
>>152105763They got summoned by the fia to discuss if they could possibly explain why their skid plates were out of regulation.
if digits both mclarens get DSQ and both drivers get points penalties for cheating
Big newsAyumu Iwasa won the Super Formula 2025 championship That's all
Mate I need to sleep. Are they getting blowjobs from McLaren slags or something?
Would honestly love a Piastri DSQ and Norris no further action, he might actually get killed at the next Australian gp
>>152105791If the McLarens get dq'd (they better), they would forfeit the points from this race.The only way I see them losing any additional points is if they get docked for "discovered" instances of plate wear in the past.
>>152105797Iwasa to Red Bull y/y
Just woke up, as usual reading /f1/ is better than the actual race
Hamiltons China DQ was posted 5 minutes after the meeting time. FIA must be cooking some reason not to DQ Lando
>>152105807Yeah Oscars PR porker is currently sat on an FIA officials face
>>152105823Lando busy smashing vegas whores instead of cumming into the fia offices
>>152105832>lando>whoresanon...
>1 hour later>still no DSQ docCome on man
>>152105816I wanted to go to bed long ago but I'm staying up and waiting for the outcome of the investigation.
>>152105839There's probably whores, but he's not the one smashing.
they'll do it 100%just for the drama alone
>>152105823it's almost midnight local time i guess
>>152105823It will be a 5k fine and a promise that McLaren won't do it again
>>152105653It’s a slam dunk 100% disqualification. Same thing happened to Lewis
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>152105809>Melbourne 2026
SENDING AMX ALL MY ENERGY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA huh huh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152105851Surely the FIA has integrity and follow their own set precedence[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]
seeing as it's past midnight now, i just want the FIA to give me a good present for my birthday (TMD)
it's too hard to get away with not dsqing mclarenboth ferrari and red bull have a big reason to protest
>>152105859Am I the only one who thought the special glitter on Namilton's helmet looked like TV static from the onboard shot? I couldn't get it out of my mind and it was making me giggle all weekend.>"Lewis, let's try to catch the car ahead.">static hissing
SUMMONS
>>152105879Mercedes will also chime in since it means a double podium if both McLels get DSQ.
the goblin is going to joke so badly once the pressure is back on
>>152105879heck, even alpine has, considering gasly also got a DSQ in china for that iirc.
>>152105883I really liked it, but it worked best at lower speeds imo.So if Hamilton was in f3 or something (where he belongs), it would look cooler.
yugi... you know what to do now
https://x.com/xosean/status/1992507066494456234>This is how Piastri left the track in Las Vegas>Norris had gone by at high speed with a hoodie that covered his head
>>152105891Yea, we've known about them for an hour now.
>>152105877Happy Birthday, anon!
All those rolling for digits in the /f1/ thread actually worked magic
fuck i hope they need to raise it more on the last races and become slow as fuck for it.
>>152105877habbi birthday anon, here's a jav obachan for you
>>152105895Actually yeah, you're right.
so they underfueled the car to make the ride height a bit higherthere was no sc so nor was tight on fuelthey told him to lift and coastand the plan wear was too big anyway
>>152105919Told you Nothing ever happens
told u i was hardcore
>>152105879Everyone will protest this shit
>>152105927he gained points with this, so he's a happy chapITS HAPPENING
>>152105927why would oscar not be happy that lando got disqualified?
>>152105900is he drinking a white coconut berry red bull?
>>152105927a lando dq qould be good for oscar, even being dq'd himself
>>152105927He's the one that squealed.(it was likely just caught in the standard post race inspection)
>>152105919is it the hair? like what the story of Samson tried to warn us? that why he lost all his confidence and power?
holy fuck he did it
>>152105953Imagine he didLMAO
>>152105953>>152105984At least McLaren didn't obtain confidential technical documents from Ferrari again.
AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX
you know, looking at the modern culture, there's no way we dont collapse as society and species. the fermi paradox is no paradox>erhm... /f1/ ?las vegas is degenerate and disney is corporate lie
>>152105993Why would anyone steal from Ferrari now?Anyone can Google "how to fuck up every aspect of running a team".
>>152105993yeah because that would be a downgrade
My fellow Maxnoids, DO YOU BELIEVE!
Fuck this. I'm gooning to a WEG
HURRY THE FUCK UPCONFIRM IT
>>152106018which one
What are we waiting for?
Could it be possible that LANDO gets DSQ while Oscar doesn't?
>>152106036the fraud never finished his totallyt not incest game
>>152106036This shitty game actually got finished? I thought it was abandoned
>>152106046The FIA to issue the official disqualification of both ZakLarens.
>>152106060NO DSQ for PS3?
>>152106056>>152106057he slapped on a rush ending with pregog and anal iirc, just finished it for the patreon bux before he was drafted to fight ukraine
>>152106060FUCK YOU NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152106051obviously McLaren only put the hacks on Lando's car which is why his performance has suddenly become so much better the last couple of months
>>152106060good joke
>>152106060@grok is this real?
You know what I'm genuinely shocked that Lewis haven't announced his retirement yet after this shitshow of a season even the president of Ferrari trashed him.
>>152106018Typo meant Weug
>>152106060next time, use>Doc 56 - Infringement - Car 4 - Technical non-compliance (Plank Assembly)
>still no decisionThese fucks better not bring up this issue, then not do anything about it.Just pretend it didn't happen if you aren't going to do anything about it. Then at least you can pretend that you aren't doing it on purpose.
>>152106085he's close
>>152105927Oscar benefits from a double DSQ as the difference to Lando is narrowed
>>152106060total brownoid death
>>152105877happy bippy amerifren
>>152106036
>>152106095both ferrari and redbull will not let that happen
>>152106105whole bunch of teams probably
Nothing is going to happen. They won't let it happen.
>>152106062Even with dsq thats a 24 pt gap with 2 races leftMax needs some gimi07 magic to win it
>>152105877Happy birthday anon
>>152106069>to fight ukrainei hope he get blown up by a caesar shell that russian fraud
>>152106120Just believe in your teammate, yuki
>>152106120True, but this would be such a big help for him.
>>152106099>>152105902>>152105910>>152106129thank you friends.
>>152106120narb and fakegimi will do anything in their power to fuck with the mclelstrust the plan
>>15210612024 behind with 2 to go is better than kimi's situation desu, kimi was 17 behind on the old points system iirc.
>All racers from P1 to P13 have been found with excessive plank wear and have been disqualified
>>152106120And a sprint*
>>152106149TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>152106140have a good onedo you have any plans?
>>152105919why does this cunt look smug all the time? npd or bpd, call it
>seething indoggo away
>>152106176hes trying not to be too excited because he can still win now
>>152106176That's his "I am a real human, and my pr guys make me smile to seem more like a human" learned smile.
>post yfw AMX somehow wins this season’s world championship
Why is the decision taking so long? Should be pretty straightforward no?
>>152106176>why is he smug all the timeHe's rich, young, seemingly in good health, has a cute girlfriend, and has one of the coolest jobs possible
>>152106172i havent really cleaned my house or done anything useful in the past month so i figured i should do that. other than that, drink and play with kimi (pictured)
>>152106191McLel trying to argue every single legal loophole I imagine
>>152105910That's not a ladyboy ain't it?
>>152106187it's still a no-win situation for him. sure the gap isn't increased again but it hasnt shrunk either and there's one fewer race
>max might actually win the championship No fucking way
>>152106190
>>152106191its late and the implications are too big for them to gloss it over and not go over it 1049203942103912 timesunlike china
>>152106197>cute girlfriendgood joke, his gf is unattractive and has bpd. girls worth dating can only pick one of the above
>>152106203More like McLel's arab owners making calls to arab FIA dictator to fix it.
>>152101432I didn't even get a dubs but I called it first post of the mega thread I am a genius fuck norris fuck cuck Brown and total mclaren death
>>152106209it's definitely a win situation. if the race classification stays the same as it was at the end of the grand prix its a bigger deficit for him to overcome
>>152106225bpd is cute
come on just give me the disappointment so that I can go to bed
>>152105582They need to notice muy rapido
>>152106225To be honest she just looks like a female version of him
when will the year of yuki begin?
>>152106190In a car that may not even finish 2nd in the WCC, depending on how well NARB and Gimi perform.
>>152106229
tfw amx triumphs over the great satan in ABU 25mclel will be forced to dissolve the company and sell off all assets for pennies on the dollar
NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
>>152106247Reminder that Yuki's driving a camoflauged RB20
TOTAL SHITCLAREN DSQ
>>152106263There is nothing new under the sun
>>152106263FIA is really trying to figure out a way to save them, what a disgrace.
>>152106252No, they'll just keep going on as the back marker team they've been for years.
isn't disqualifying them in the middle of the night better for the team so the mclaren fangirls don't suicide
>>152106244Next snow race. Better get the chained up pirellis out
>>152105687>>152105659https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/czxpgnqedjzoHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ITS UP https://www.fia.com/documents/championships/fia-formula-one-world-championship-14/season/season-2025-2071
Told you Nothing Ever Happens (x2)
>>152106247>may not even finish 2nd in the WCCIt definetely won't, merc is 30+ points ahead in the WCC without taking into consideration the likely mclaren DQs
>>152106290newey's wife status?
>>152106295>fined for wearing flip flops to a summonswhat
>>152106295>Vitantonio LiuzziThere's a name I haven't heard for years.
>>152106290so newey leaves red bull to get away from horndog to just have horneyman to join aston martin anyway?
>>152106176He’s just smiling weakly, you’re projecting a hell of a lot on a pretty neutral photo
>>152106289it's yūkicourage
>>152106331Shut up nerd
why is there no bald representation in f1?
>>152106326don't engage with it>>152106333no u!
>>152106337Hamilton is a bald fraud
>>152106326Look at the eyes.
>>152106337Hamilton and Piastri?
>>152106337no hair would be too OP in f1
It's happening
yuki's english sounds worse than usual
>>152106337What do you mean?
Do you think Horny Spice is shaved bald down there? Do you britbongs hold her in cultural relevance, and therefore not wonder these things?
>>152106352Yea, we've seen the summons from over an hour ago.
>>152106352This is from an hour ago Scandibro
>>152106352STOP BEING RETARDED
>>152106352
>>152106361Cultural reverence, not relevance
hamilton just needs to beat norris by 9 and yuki by 5 points to secure the WEC with 1 race to go
It's not happening, calm the fuck down
>>152106361The ginge minge must be preserved
dubs and norris and mclel gets deducted twice today and brazil
Have a Kelly while we wait for nothing to happen
>>152106374you're not happening
>awakening yuros are now going to post the same summons screenshot
REDEMPTION IS ON THE MENU BOYSSSSS. TOTAL MAX VICTORY
you just know lando will have a dnf next week and they will take it to abu dhabi to have another 2021 title decider
>>152106381
>>152106322>Fallows joins Aston to get away from Newey>Newey joins Aston to get away from Horny>Horny joins Aston What's the endgame?
>>152106367>>152106369Shut up Frenchie
>wake up just before 10am>start watching the race>fingers crossed for Norris DNF at the end>nope, it's P2 and WDC sealed>happy about Amx winning tho>close F1TV>start checking post-race news>???>McLaren double DSQ>mfw
>>152106337unfair weight advantage also why would baldcels be allowed in that strata of society?
KWABLOOK AT THEIR FACEShttps://x.com/KymIllman/status/1992521878590587086
fuck goblando fuck mclel
>>152106393bpd stare ahhhh
it's over
>>152106361How dare you. Her moist cavern is a hallowed cumsock, her puffed labia completely hairless
>>152106410STATUS = HABBENING STATUS = HABBENING STATUS = HABBENING STATUS = HABBENING STATUS = HABBENING
Is this the miracle we were waiting for?
>>152106410shouldn't even have tried to argue
Don't let mclel double dnf distract you from hornyman cumming back 2 f1
>>152106424horrible news for british race fans, turns out cheating is against the rules
>>152106430The next miracle is a lando DNF due to the PU overheating in qatar next week
>>152106419Did he have ruined mascara and his lipstick was a mess?
>>152106436>britishuhhhh
>>152106430Still need another one, 24 points gap with 2 races to go is sizable
>>152106435If Briatore can come back why can't Horny
>>152106436English AND Australian driver cheating. Who would be surprised by this
>>152106436British people cheating? Never.
turn on espn it's happening
mclaren still manage to outdo ferrari in how shit they are
Just watched the race, and this literally made puke, i had to turn off and look at the final results instead. How is this acceptable? Seriously this is insanity.
Now that the dust has settled, do you think it was wrong for McLaren to run their planks so low?
>>152106462hold on we are checking
>>152106461A RACE STEWARD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
is there any channel discussing the happening? because everywhere they just replay the race
disgusting
>>152106424
>>152106460>>152106436>British people cheatingAre you referring to McLaren or Christian Horner?
>>152106386The regulations state manufacturing tolerances of +-0.5mm for a new 10mm plank, but no specific tolerances for infringement are given. But sometimes it's described as 1mm of wear and sometimes as 9mm width.
>>152106464Yeah fat people are really disgusting
>>152106469The fags Matt & Tommy.
>>152106464I would trust Max with my life.
>>152106410>still have to wait for the fia to announce whatever they've decided to doHurry the fuck up. It's 3:30 in the morning.
>>152106464I had to get up and pace around the room after I saw this, unacceptable.
>>152106424KWAB status?
>>152106474It's not cheating when his wife likes it.
>>152106410>>152106424>>152106473Just how fucked are they? Zak would've never let this happen.
>>152106449Sure.But Kimi overcame worst odds.I believe it can happen.
>>152106464i literally said oh my science. my wifes boyfriend could not belive it either.
>>152106211can you imagine the eternal KWAB status the rat would earn
>McLaren snitched on Oscar the moment the found out Norris would DSQ
>>152106480>dickriding max in 2025grim
>>152106464Imagine if bortoleto just plowed into the lot of them
>>152106500More like Oscar snitched on McLaren when he found out he can get Lando DQ'd KEK
imagine if mclaren wasnt cheating the entire fucking season
>>152106500This tops Alonso/Lewis drama
>>152106464yes, they should have all been wearing fluro yellow vests then we could have seen them
Two more weeks
>>152106474doggin aint cheating m8, epically when the ol ball n chain is watchin
>mckek dq'd from the entire seasonis it possible?
>>152106510imagine m*rcedes actually going to hell
>>152106525Not likely over just plank wear.
Should the FIA have McLaren and AMX redo their race in case it was a big fluke? No disrespect to AMX, I'm a firm believer that DSQing them is a huge fluke and robs McLaren of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few hours in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the McLaren do great races it's just not fair.If the McLaren lose again I will face that AMX deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the McLaren and F1.
>>152106525imagine if fia dig up that mclaren cheated last week and the week before too
Imagine waking up in the morning and not being Dutch haha couldn't be me
>>152106503Max's dick was in Kelly' womb, at this point we are dick sucking him
Going to clear snow outside please @ me when something finally happens Thanks
>>152106529Redoing the race wouldn't undo plank wear.
>>152106534>be 2m tall dutchie>sit up in bed, whack your head on the ceiling>knock yourself out, back to sleepies>rinse and repeatthis is the end of the dutch race
>>152106529>>152106531they can't say they weren't warned
AMX WINS LOL
>>152106464the south africa gp incident all over again
>>152106531would they have this info? i really don't know shit all about track jannies
>>152105877
>>152106337too powerful to keep around
>>152106544What if they do reverse grid to undo the wear?
>>152105877HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON
YES YES YES YE SYES
>>152106529Imagine typing this and having the guts to click post
>>152106529Just so you know your post sounds like a copy & paste from reedit
FIA IS GAYLAS VEGAS IS GAY
>>152106559They would have to drive the cars backwards too, and that's much too dangerous without a reversed halo too.
>>152106565IT'S FUCKING OVER LMAO GG
>>152105877habby bday
KWABLAREN
https://x.com/F1ismyhome/status/1992525983896027435basedmotor. hero of the people
So are we coping or are we checking?
gg ez
>basedmotor
we gaan status?
>>152106600Filthy racist.
>>152106598plank wear is dsq there is no other penalty theres no coping theres no nothing were celebrating but waiting for it to be official
can we gamble on the exact thickness of the skid block
>>152106557This is a great hairline for a pole
>cheats>still loses the WDClets fucking go
*tap tap*ahemFUCK MIXED RACE GOBLIN FUCKIN NIGGERS FUCK MCLAREN FAGGOTS
>McLaren have to stop cheating with their skidblocks>McLaren have to raise their ride height>their pace will be nowhere>they will struggle to score points in the last 2 races + 1 sprint>Amx wins all of them
>>152106611I'm guessing 8.6 for NOR and 8.8 for PIA
Get in your AMX before the official DSQ, it will be like buying BTC at 1000, a could have been better but still easy free money
>>152106617Piastri is more mixed race than anyone on the grid
>>152106615>loses the wdc in a car that finished 20 seconds ahead of his opponent award
If they simply set the ride height higher and not wear down the skid block they'd have nearly clinched the wdc lol
mclaren cheatingFIA backdealsunderdog arranged to win the WDC in exchange for lesser punishmentshistory repeats
>>152106623Holy prediction Allah let it be so
I want to make secksytime with Teena Gade in a Cadillac suit
>>152106610You underestimate the rigging
PAPAYA SHOCKER!BAD TIME TO BE A PAPAYA
>>152106610so... its NOT over? we are... back?
>>152106647>>152106647>>152106647
Why does effwun only hate cheating when McLel or Merc are doing it
>>152106623I think they'll skid a lot less on non street tracks
>>152106632>t. abbo
>>152106659Hamilton got disqualified this season for the exact same reason you stupid retard
I mean it's pretty black and white, isn't it?Is there a situation where this wouldn't be a DSQ? Also Piastri is probably secret;y hop[ing for a double DSQ, as it would actually bring the gap down.
>>152106735>I mean it's pretty black and white, isn't it?yes>Is there a situation where this wouldn't be a DSQ? no>Also Piastri is probably secret;y hop[ing for a double DSQ, as it would actually bring the gap down.yes
>>152106393SEX WITH KELLYYYYYYY
>>152106617
>>152106471unlike /f1/ the fans are gigachads who bullyied Pissrael out of /cyc/ling the last months by storming one of the major races several times. They renamed and sold the licence and their big sponsors terminated contracts
>>152104882BAHAha
>>152105042Famous last words