>Lap:#8233>Countdown to Today I Feel Qatary GP:https://f1exposure.com>Last lap:>>152107627>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:22>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:213>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:223 (222 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:NOR: 390 (+0)PIA: 366 (+0)VER: 366 (+25)RUS: 294 (+18)LEC: 226 (+12)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 756 (+0)Mercedes: 431 (+33)Red Bull RBPT: 391 (+25)Ferrari: 378 (+16)Williams Mercedes: 121 (+10)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 1,371.39 (+73.87)NOR: 1,280.29 (+73.87)TSU: 1,276.92 (+75.68)>News:VER RUS ANT LEC SAI HAD HUL HAM OCO BEA ALO TSU GAS LAW COLVerstappen wins the Las Vegas Grand PrixBoth McLaren drivers disqualifiedDecision took some time as all top 10 cars were scrutineeredBortoleto gets a 5-place grid drop penalty for QatarSpeculation on Christian Horner being in talks to join Aston Martin as team boss
what if I wake up tomorrow and I am the new aston martin team boss?
>no gimis last thread
alonso pole
>News:#McLarencheats
>mclel kneejerks and makes their car ferrari esque shitbox>max+mercedes lockout top 3 every race from now to the endare you writing your apology letter to mercedes already?
>>152109016Who is this semen demon?
>lose weight>use botox to bloat your face
>>152109025if you give alo a championship i would be your eternal slave
mclaren are fucking brainlets lol
>go to bed>dream about double mclaren DSQ>wake upHuh??
Threadly reminder that Charlotte Siné has child bearing hips nowadays Like the wide 2022 Ferrari
I literally figuratively can't believe it.gimi
edd tomorrow or today1 max 2 jorge 3 sainz or maybe sainz ahead of jorge
>>152109037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mug0ic1UaFQ
>>152109043meme magic is realpraise kek
>>152109044nice body and nice dark eyes, i would cum inside her, yeap
AMX is still fucked for the WDC, right?
>>152109043That's the power of Quints.
>>152109048I think Sainz has to be ahead, maybe Hulk/Hadjar as wellRussell got caught by Antonelli starting from p17
>>152109063yeah, he needs another lando dnf
still waiting for that webm of jodi from french anonand we dont know what will happen to her next season, alpeen with mercedes engine? but she works around mgu-h that will be dropped next seasonnobody has the balls to ask her
>>152109069cheers
>>152109035No! Never!https://youtu.be/WZLkcFns8Ks?t=19
>>152109044>nowadaysHow did she get them? I thought they were skeletal, so she got pregnant which changed her bone structure?
>>152109063depends on the sprint. it can change lando from needing 2nd 2nd or 3rd 3rd or possibly 3rd 4th if max doesn't win
plot twist: yuki has been pretending to be shit all year so he can take out norris while getting lapped at qatar and abu dhabi
>>152109067edd values a lot quali, hadjar was outqualified by his teammate and hulk was out in q2
>>152109092The long game. Based.
>>152109092just according to keikaku
>>152109063yes, even if he wins all the remaining races including the sprint, as long as norris finishes third in each race then it's overthe easiest path is if norris gets one more DNF while verstappen wins everything
>>152109048How does he handle disqualified drivers?
>>152109133in china he rated them as if nothing had happened, i think
>>152109133Served with ketchup and chips
>>152109101Yeah but Hulk outqualified his teammate by like 2 seconds
>>152109154borts demerit
Praying for norris mechanical DNF in qatar and starting with grid penalty for new engine in abby dabby.Praise kek
next weekend is the formula kino finale, innit?
>>152109133>1. Lando NorrisGot an amazing pole position through sheer skill, and managed to hold p2 in the race. Oversight by the team cost him crucial points
Just woke up to the news
just saw the startis lando retarded?
Why didn't McLaren just... not cheat?
>>152109199Yes
>>152109199No, worse, he's British.
>>152109043Keep dreaming brother!
amx
>wake up>see newsI was gonna say it in the post race thread and wish I had now, but they really want it to come down to an abu dhabi decider so the media can crow on about karmic rebalance and justice dont they?
>>152109243Nobody forced McLaren to cheat.If there is a conspiracy, then the conspiracy is that they always knew that McLaren is cheating and just allowed it till now.
>>152109205that is simply not the british way
there is a man on track
>>152109192I know that feeling.
>>152109243the title has already been decided, Norris wins it but Liberty want it to go to the final race for $$ so McLaren 'cheated' as part of the deal to stretch it out
>>152109063our only hope a mercedes engine failure
>>152109255I meant in terms of 21, they want to drag this out so they can point and say 'look, max lost in abu dhabi where he stole it from poois!'
>>152109290And this happened by forcing McLaren to cheat?Or what is your conspiracy here?
>>152109285World wide racin'
>>152109290>>152109243why are you such a victim
>wake up>see mclels disqualifiedGod exists
>>152109285they cheated the whole season but doesn't mattertoday they just cheated even more than usual
>>152109294Mclaren have been cheating all season, stripping them of one race this close with a still comfortable buffer to max just smacks of wanting to keep the title "race" going to abu dhabi were people can finger their assholes raw over a bong getting justice for 21 despite it never being close if not for goblando being a birn bottler. Effectively what >>152109285 said, keeps it going to the end for money and viewership like wrestling
>>152109016disgusting
>>152109290Nobody forced McLaren to cheat.
Mexico GP->LANDO: "I know I know, the less I know the better"No but seriously what did he mean by this to his race engineer, it sounded very sus and now this double DQ...
>>152109338Watch your step, buddy.
>>152109351Just Asking Questions
>>152109335(((Brown)))'s bloodline would beg to differ
>>152109332So the conspiracy is that they let them cheat all season and didn't let them cheat now to make it tense and then let them cheat again in the next races?But how do you communicate to them and tell them that they can cheat again now, without having someone expose the whole thing?It is a WWE style show and they do play favorites, but they can't do that in some brazenly obvious that that requires whole teams to be in on it.
>24 points difference>2 races and a sprint leftLANDOOOOOOOOOOOO
welcome back abbu dabbi 25
2007bros, we are back
>>152109338Alonso survived Singapore's race fixing crash scandal by claiming not to know about it.
>>152109366>But how do you communicate to them and tell them that they can cheat again now, without having someone expose the whole thing?When the torah is out of the ark, obviously
Since this is likely to cost AMX the championship, it's well worth having another look at.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNJG9prKv7EMax seemed ahead at the apex, so it was his corner and George crashed into him?
Sham/goblando spammer status?
>>152109409currently hiding
>>152109395doesn't matter, NARB is british
Cheeky Antonelli podium though
What's your Norris choke prediction? I'm going with failed tire change.
>>152109434AIDS diagnosis
I just shit my pants again. Luckily this time I was not wearing any pants and my glorious ass was sitting on the toilet seat
>>152109434he pulls a nando and the steering wheel comes off
>>152109434Mental fatigue
Woke up to this news, didn't think my day could get this much better. We're so fucking back bros.
>>152109434he will try to imitate jerez 1997
What is the skid board stuff even good for? Who cares whether it's 9mm because the set-up was "too low" and therefore provided an "unfair" advantage? Why can't they go as low as they want as long as it works?Not that I am super unhappy with the result this time since it promises some more meme energy, but I don't get it. F1 is about the most sophisticated race engines known to man, and here we are looking at wooden boards like it's 1820
>>152109409dangling off the ceiling
I’m still pretty sure the goblin is going to be wdc. He needs to dnf in one of the next two races which seems very unlikely
GRIM
>>152109456that thing looking like a nerf football cut end to end
>>152109458Must be the wood
>>152109458have you ever heard of google? wikipedia?
>>152109456that's a nice slampig
>>152109458just follow the rules
>>152109471If Asston still slow next year we need to blame Alonso and someone needs to assasinate him. Hes unlucky
>wake up>2 threads finished>read news
>>152109471Isn't that the record for 10th place points?
>>152109434He won't choke. He's strong mind now and all this disqualification did was raise false hope.>>152109456>Fat with small titsgrim grim grim.
>Ah well accidental damage just made the skid plate move on both our carsNot a very honest team lmao
>Britbongs right after waking up for tea and porridge on Sunday morning reading the latest F1 news
>>152109466Yes, he needs to choke very hard. 2 races and one sprint isn't enough to catch up to the best car under normal circumstances. 56 points go to, but Verstappen winning all of them and Norris finishing 2nd every time means Verstappen only makes up 15. Finishing 3rd every time is 22Norris probably becoming WDC is quite grim
>>152109504
>>152109528They don't have screws over in bongland.
du du du du max riggedstappen
>>152109458The skid board is nothing in itself but allows there to be a consistent and measurable set point on the bottom of the car between all teams.... this ensures that the clearance between the bottom of it and the track is more or less the sameotherwise teams would run as low as possible and in places on the track could cause the car to shift from the tyres contacting the ground to the bottom of the car turning it into a sledge and yeeting themselves into a wall
>>152109466>needs to dnfJust needs one race out of the podium. P2 P3 P4, P5 P4 P2, or P8 P3 P2
>>152109482Bold assumption. I just think it is pointless anyway>muh SennaWho cares? There must be a better way that isn't stone age tier. If teams can find a way to tweak the handling and ground effect better, they shouldn't depend on 0.1mm on a wooden board in the age of all this advanced tech
people are comparing it to 2007, but it might be more like 1994>oh, we want schumacher to win>nah, now we want hill to win>we changed our minds again, schumacher and benetton can break the rules again
Still nothing. Lando still has healthly lead. All he need to do is just stay in podium and hes fine. Redbull also extremely inconsistent with their car.
>>152109532We quite literally need the Car Gods to give him a puncture or something in the next race. Idk the qutar track too well but I know there’s not many dnfs at yas marina. Only the Car Gods and Nicolas Latifi can save us at this point
You dont think ps3 would take goblando down with him do you? Little bit of bunper cars, a turn 1 racing inchident
>>152109471>Aston Martin could finish NINTH in the Constructorsholy shit
>>152109579I would only think this if ps3 manages to qualify near norris again, which it seems like he hasn't in quite a few races
Is there any hope on Pisstree coming back...?
>>152109583Kind of funny that they're in an eternal cycle of "look, they are improving at a massive rate, look at [one or two results]" and "okay, it's not their time yet"
>>152109016So is Piastri the unofficial WEC co-champion with Hamilton
>>152109471It doesn't end there, while everyone was distracted by Mclel Beartwink managed to sneak his way past Alonso in the WDC standings
>>152109579>>152109597Mclaren wouldn't dare tune his engine back up.
>>152109598He's sealed his fate of losing P2 in the championship
>>152109598Nah, he's brokenThe Iceman has melted ... or is a melt, dare I say?He looked so solid, and choking at his age and with his experience isn't a catastrophic collapse, but getting out-strongminded by Lando fucking Norris in the crunchtime is a really terrible look
>>152109560skidboard isn't wood these daysits glass fiberthe 'wood' ones weren't just cheap ply either, Jabroc is an engineering wood composite these materials are used because they are the best for the application (something that can wear, hold tight tolerances in various conditions, not cost a fortune to replace)...not because they are 'low tech'
>>152109607I'm surprised Ollie was not that great in the lower categories.
i just woke up and all i can say is AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX
>>152109601Honestly if Max can take the trophy at the end despite being 104 points behind in Zandvoort, while working entirely alone on track with no team mate to help him, against the cars that won the constructors with 7 races left, he's the goat. Like, the actual goat. I don't want to hear about Schumi, Fangio, Senna, whoever the fuck. Max is the absolute goat if he gets this one.
>>152109579He would never.
>>152109598only if he snuck into norris' car its so fucking obvious mclel has done something to his car and are sandbagging him he has no grip in areas lando has no issue
medshitters' least embarrassing option after having led the wdc by 50 points:>crashing into your teammate
So where are the Nothing Ever Happens posters at? Suicide watch?
ok i hate mercedes a little less now they actually did something funny https://x.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/1992531646244073512/photo/1
>>152109601yes...
cutbros least embarrasing post after getting reeled in by pure nordic dna >>152109670
IF ONLY THAT CUNTONELLI DIDN'T TORPEDO INTO VERSTAPPEN IN AUSTRIA
>>152109583>More windtunnel time for Newey ahead of new regulationsOh noes, whatever will they do
>>152109670In this case, would the Royal Navy start a total war against Straya?I'd guess so.
what if pando's engine blows up next race? there is no way a team with mercedes engines can last an entire season without engine penalties
>>152109560It just feels so anachronistic. And somewhat arbitrary. F1 is the pinnacle of datafaggotry, most notably with things like "track evolution". I understand the safety concept behind the boards, but as if they have to rely on wood on the ground of these engineering marvels in the age of super-advanced telemetry. If a team can go a bit lower and therefore faster, does it really mean they are this close to a death and therefore have to depend on this board?I don't know, it just feels weird to me. I'm okay with it coming into play this time around for the sake of drama, but something prevents me from accepting the reasonable thoughts about safety behind the concept, simply because it feels very out of place. But I guess I'm the weird one here, so I shall stay quiet about it
>>152109692>aero>doing shitdid you start watching f1 after austin or brazil
>>152109684kek, minus 500 hours of therapy
>>152109686Im going to make her face look like a plasterer's radio
>>152109699this sport runs on italian tyres that barely work, because some moron made the previous supplier bring the wrong tyres for the 2010 canadian grand prix.stop expecting logic from this sport
>>152109692There are things even Newey can't fixPeople have been saying Aston Martin will be good any year now for like five years. If they botch the 2026 regulations, even the last retard should ignore them in this regard ... for the foreseeable future
>>152109712>he doesn't know about 2026 active aero regs.
>>152109630It's almost 5pm you lazy cunt
Haven't seen Lily at any races for a while. Did she dump PS3?
>>152109684lol
>>152109741If he stayed up to watch the race and went to bed at 7am ... also, it's Sunday, come on
>>152109583they have been the 9 car, they should be out of contention of any other result
>>152109692newey had unlimited time between 2000 and 2010, didn't help him then
Why yes, I did tune into Matt and Tommy when I heard the news
>>152109744Yeah, I'm hiding her in the attic as we speak. Always scribbling away in her diary but she makes a mean sunday fry
>>152109690Pathetic
>Qatar next
>qatar next>don't have any qatar pictures
>>152109698FIA will have to remotely detonate Loldo's engine so that we can have a kino Yabbu Dabbu Dhabi race with an open ending
stupid fuck maxfagsRULE BRITANNIA WILL PREVAIL!!!!!!!!!DOWN WITH FALSE "IDOL" FRAUD SHIT STAPPEN
I miss having the final races in places that actually had soul and weren't deserts ...Pepperidge Farm remembers
aaaaand the indopedo came out of hiding
>this championshipITSH TIME
>>152109798>being against Maxokay>being in favor of Norrisnot okay
>>152109817i rather norris win WDC than a swamp germ*n
Manufactured. F1 is a manufacturer's competition after all.
>>152109834Aren't you guys just swamp nordics?
>expanding skid blocks banned>immediately fall off and exceed plank wear
>>152109699I understand it anon.... but f1 teams both moan about the number of rules and regulations whilst looking for any loophole and stretching them as much as possible to the point they take the pissgiven f1 cars on the underside are all different, if you have a standard low point thats the same across everyone, you have something tangible to measure rather than looking for wear in various places depending on the car you're looking at.. just measuring clearance can't really be done as it will vary based on tyre wear/pressure/temp so you can't really measure from the bottom of the car to the ground reliablyalso it needs to be made of a material that will wear as to not cause the issue it's trying to prevent which is beaching the underside and removing the wheels from ground contact
My Father-in-law is a mccuck fan and I don't think I can face him at the dinner table tonight without laughing.Wat do?
Imagine Verstappen is behind by 8 pts. He is leading Abu Dhabi, Piastri is in 2nd, and Lando in 3rd. Will Piastri move over to let Lando win the championship?
>>152109803What do you expect when the FIA is run by oil sheikhs?
since I have no qatar pics, have some other muslim country pics
>>152109856he would for sure
>>152109576Stroll should pull a Latifi so we can support him for 2026 WDC.
>>152109846Please do not insult nordics or swamps like that
>>152109803>every season after 2013SAD
>>152109856>>152109869How far is Piastri behind Norris? If AMX has a mechanical failure/disqualification, would Piastri win?
>>152109855assert dominance
I would be so happy if the goblin lost the championship. Goly I don’t think anything would make me more happy. Pls pls pls pls pls
>>152109845So is literally every Fifa tournament>South Korea just happens to do really well in 2002>The Netherlands magically gets beaten in the final in South Africa, the country that the traditional oppressors of South Africa are fromNo wonder Trump, Putin and every Gulf state dictator love the world cup. RIGGED
>>152109892they have equal points
>>152109892Max and Oscar are now equal in points, Lando 24 ahead.
>>152109892>>152109016
>>152109834And I will support my German brother Max Verstappen from the German region of the Netherlands - especially against a fraudulent husk of a personality like Lando Norris
TND (Total Norris Disqualification)
>Hamilel is now 74 points behind LechuckRemember how hard they were pushing the 8th title year last winter? lmao.
>>152109892Very unlikely with the way he's been performing. Though would be hilarious if he makes a comeback and then loses due to a slow pit stop.
>>152109932Lewis would've been a GOAT if he retired, now he's just another Ferrari clown
>>152109854Of course, you are right ...
>>152109901it was ared card you son of a bitch
>>152109932>100 millies for someone that's worse than proudy
>>152109860Absolutely nothing. But I am still disappointed every single time
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>>152109954If he had retired after AD21, it would forever have been seen (to normies at least) that the goat left the sport after blatant race fixing by the race director. It wasn't that obviously, but that's how it would have gone down in history. He could have kept his head up and keep his legacy forever.Instead we got his abysmal 2022-2025 run, and even normies are now waking up to the fact he might not be that great after all.
>>152109954And I thank the heavens for thatI don't even consider him a totally shit driver, but it's good to see his legacy put into place a bit. He had it too good for too long
Might screw some plasterboard to the bottom of my car
what would happen if I travelled to quatar and ran on the track before start and punctured norris's tyre?
>just realized it was another case of Norace on P1 going into lap 1 fumbling the leadwhat is his problem
>>152110034this one was especially hilarious, it's like he forgot that there is a turn
>>152110034he knows AMX will happily put them both into the wall
>>152110034/weakmind/
>>152110021Everyone would breathe a sigh of relief
it's like porris finally realized that he should be agressive, but he lacks the wheel knowledge to properly do itit would be so funny if he started doing maldonado tier stuff every race
>>152110053That's the thing, isn't it? He's terrified of a Max with nothing to lose just like Hamilton was in AD21. If Max takes out Lando, then Oscar potentially comes through. Lando can only win by completely dominating and that isn't looking very likely now that Max has a new engine.
>>152109903>>152109910>>152109912>Anon asks a hypothetical question>Ask for clarification about the hypothetical>ESL reply about the current real life situationIf in anon's hypothetical Piastri cannot win from a 1-2 finish, then yeah, he'd probably move over.If in anon's hypothetical Piastri CAN win from a 1-2 finish, it becomes questionable whether to move over even at the last corner.>Max wins the WDC if he wins with Norris finishing 3+>Piastri wins the WDC if he wins the race>Current order: 1. Max, 2. Piastri, 3. Norris>Piastri lets Norris by at the end to finish second and win the WDC, whilst Max wins the race>Max's car was illegal, gets disqualified>Norris still WDC, but Piastri effectively lost it by letting Norris through at the endCould potentially happen, so in such a position Piastri's only hope of winning the championship would be making sure Norris lost it and hoping Red Bull get disqualified.
thank god the next race is only one week away
>>152109994let's be real, would you care about normies opinions when you get paid this much? and it doesn't include his $60m contract with ferrari.
>>152110034This was such a KWAB moment that it actually gives me hope it will somewhat mindbreak him into choking at least one more time, thereby opening the title raceBut alas, it is probably just wishful thinking
What the fuck happened to Albon
desu that puncutre in brazil was also colossal bad luck, he could have gone for victory there
>>152110034Funny enough the Dutch preshow was talking about how the Mclarens didn't get to do a practice start on a dry track so they wouldn't know where to brake
>>152110130Same thing that happened to Piastri. Your career is over if your TP doesn't favor you.
>>152109920
Hamilton would've legit caught Leclerc and be hailed as a goat drive if he ducked up the inside instead of chickening out on turn 1 when everyone crashed. Would've overtaken 3+ people, instead he played it safe and ended up stuck behind Ocon.
Holy fuck I just heard the mclel newsI turned off the telly and /f1/ after the race and didnt give a fuck anymoreJust now my dad called and told me if I read the newsI'm having such a fucking laugh here
>>152110158>play it safe>can't progress up the field>risk it>crash needlessly into someone like he always doesAlmost as if there's a crucial element missing from him.
>>152109901>>152109845If they were scripting things, they wouldn't have let Max dominate an entire season like nobody has ever dominated a season before.
>>152110034I cant find a collection of every time lando fugged up turn 1/ lap 1.
>qatar next
>>152110181The element of surpriseHe could win with a black Mercedes because no one would see him coming, but not so with the red Ferrari
>>152110210this is the formula (ayy) (one)
SUBJECT: weSTATUS: back
>>152110165>be me>not watch live as it's probably a slurper>avoid news and social media to not ruin the race>have a nice lie in, make coffee and toast>watch it on catch up>was okay, but was a slurper>had low expectations but check the news to see if Norris gets a penalty for low fuel sample as thats what they were meming>both McLels DQs for plank wearcomfy day anon
>>152110210didn't he took out russel that race?or was that another one?
was out all day, driving and helping around my wifewhat the fuck happened in the race?>I miss another race, mclel doesn't winguess I have to not watch the next races
>>152110210where he goin?
>>152110249>was out all day, driving and helping around my wifecuck
>>152110204After Monza cuckery, he definitely will. Fuck Australians.
>>152110249does your wife not understand it is race day?she had two weeks to do those errands, lazy
>>152110249>was out all day, driving and helping around my wifeStop using VPN, Piastri
>>152110240he hit russell into t1 and he spun out
Holy fuck I called itYou dont swear just before the mouse throws down a few billion for a family friendly show
>>152110210volumes
>next week Lando will casually win and it will be over again. Over over.
>>152110284wife's wdc hopes were crushed when the token dressed in red and she's making me suffer for it
>>152110260This was kino off the back of 2021. Watching his 22 performance unfold really was a once in a life time experience.
>>152110340What middle eastern shithole is Mclaren's home race?>They were disqualified so the title can be won in front of their oil lords
>>152110345Post 21 was kino for how just how exposed poois and great satan were, the gnashing and wailing, the glory running in practice sessions that the media hyped up, max just violating records and not caring as the world saw what poois was like without a rocketship
Remember when Reddit was based?
>>152109520>he’s strong mind nowlol, lmao even
>>152110381bahrain and abbydabbyhttps://www.reuters.com/sports/formula1/bahrain-abu-dhabi-funds-take-full-ownership-mclaren-2025-09-02/
>>152110382Never forget.
You noticed how google realized we gave up on trying to use their shilling site for actual internet search so now theyve gone full AI on all our searches
>>152110340Im starting to get tired of this. Constant hopium and copium isnt good for my aging body. Things would much be better if we got kino races like 2021 season
>>152110188Max's autism and 60% of f1 fans are probably max hard who also love dts. This will fuel tourism money for qatar and SA if they can pull off good drama from this.
Dear God I love sexy beautiful women. %90 of the time I only come to these threads for the sexy beautiful womens. The other %10 is to call Indians worthless and the Lando fans faggots. If you disagree with this statement make certain considerations
>>152109520>FatRetard
>>152110447Most based American in this thread.
>>152110447there's terabytes of free porn pics on the net, why come specifically to this thread?
>>152110426>not using udm=14ngmi
>post yfw you first heard the news about the McLaren skid block wear
>>152110416The cope was sublime, they broke out national strategic reserves of copium throughout it, made listening to the radio and official broadcasts all the funnier as presenters right up to crofty just denied and talked around the reality infront of their eyes.
>>152110447you're ok mate, good post
>>152110426Do yourself a favor and just block google AI. theres a tampermonkey script for that shit
>>152110471
Max losing his cool in Spain really starts to hurt now.
>>152110471>dickriding max in 2025grim
>>152110471can't, I was recording my wife
>>152110471I admit it.......i soi faced
>>152109530Lando's still winning the title lol
Have you noticed how fakimi cantonelli keeps determining key points in this championship
who else is feeling like it's 2021 and you are rooting for max to make everyone upset again
>the checked the whole top10 hoping they can let the infractions slide because everyone did it>nobody else did itPFFHAHAHA holy shit
>>152110516No one hears a word they say. Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb? Not a word they say. But a voiceless crowd isn't backing down. When the air turns red.With a loaded hesitationCan you say my name? Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
So if Horner is hired by Aston they'll have to get rid of all the random whores they have employed there right? He won't be able to control himself
>>152110588>and you are rooting for max to make everyone upset againin what universe was rooting for max making anyone upset?
>>152110608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h443tMHi6k8i miss him so much sometimes it hurts
>actually follow the rules>McLaren gets double DQdhuh
>Doohan (6 races) still has as many points as his replacement, Colapinto (16 races)Why was he replaced again?
>>152110641I don't know, I like to believe i root for the underhund
MCLAREN AAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahHhahhAhAhahAhAhAHAHAHAhahaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>152110670he's a retard trying to take a corner with DRS open. also money
>mclaren didn't tell piastri to try and preserve his plank>but they tried to get norris toOh look at that. Huh. What a surprise.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHaHAHhAhahHAhahaahahaHAHhHAHahhaHAhahahHAhhHAhHahHHAHahHAHahaHAHAHhAHahAhahahaHaHhAHAAAAAAAAA
>>152110704SPEED
>>152110706i would stop noticing if i were you
>>152110693max is the undisputed fan favorite at the moment, if you want to go against the general flow you start shilling for norris like the pozleaf or piastri whom nobody seems to favor anymore
>>152110706ps3 had antonelli on his ass, norace had tons of lead ahead of narb
>>152110706only one side of the team is cheating
>>152110760who cares NARB had a 5s penalty
>>152110639Alonso's concubines are no longer there anyway and the tattooed whore is leaving with m*rcedes. They've been preparing
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHahAHahHAhAHAHahAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHAHahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAhhAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
>>152110753Most people just don’t want lando winning and would be happy to see anyone but him take the title
highest wear point : PIA 0.1mm NOR 0.12mm
>>152110817yes I know but swiss anon wanted to be unique, so I had to tell him he isn't
Now that FIA is checking the wear blocks, McLel can't cheat with rigged ones and get their car into it's window. Is it over?
wait cowell is out? confirmed? i kinda liked him, but if newey doesnt then he has to go
>>152110831that's how low they went below the limitbut what's the starting thickness? surely greater than 9mm
>all that elaborate Disney show with the fountain and the lights and the fireworks and the wagies in mascot costumes>all that to DSQ McLaren
>>152110398even then, that guy said that he was getting 100 downvotes>>152110831norris pushed much more, its true that in the second stint, so less fuel, but still i was expecting more
>>152110830str8 bussin
>>15211091910mm pretty insane that the limit is only 1mm of materialwhat happens if the car hits a curb?
>>152110892put the rat in the machine
>>152109458because wood is cheap and gets the job done. what else would they use?
>mfw McLaren F1 team
>>152110954its not wood and hasnt been for decades
>>152110954
>>152110471why does max smile upside down ?
Papaya rules for thee not for me
>>152109030Never thought I'd see the day.gimi
What if Max and Fat Brown have been working together THE ENTIRE TIME?!?! MW2 level swerve! Vince McMahon/The Rock/Mankind type stuff.
>>152110948don't hit it
>>152111004what are you talking about
How did Jamaicanon get in with his soberening quest?
>>152110953
Hey lads........mclaren
Now that its close Oscar is going to get papaya rulesed so hard
My parents are old now
franco is a better driver than doohan>>152111069im old
>wake up>double DQ
>>152111066
>ynr Midland
>>152111100Double dairy queen? First thing in the morning?
>>152110892
Even Marko is apologizing to Yuki now for how shit the 2nd RB garage is.
>>152111019Max to McLaren in 2027 in exchange for McLaren rigging this years championship for Max. The "They prefer Lando over the other dude"-narrative might have been a smokescreen to hide their true intentions.
To McLaren jajajajajajaajajaja
>>152111161
>>152111182jajaajjajajaj
>>152111167
top 3 worst drivers this seasontsu, hamil, lawson
Leo is the Scrappy Doo of F1
>>152109016damn beyonce is an auntie now
The really God-awful timeline is Norris wins the WDC with a race in hand to spare, despite driving (like he did at LV) like a mid tier GP2 shitter. Sorry lads. The Max Attax fails to land five, and the entire British media will be insufferable for the entire 2026 season. I apologise in advance for my countrymen's behaviour
>>152110471>slept through the race>start watching right after waking up>happy about amx win but aware it's still over.jpg>then mfw happens reading about McLel cheatingOnly had to wait for like 20 minutes as well when the decision was finally announced, rather than 3.5. hours
>>152111262Very likely but that doesn't mean I have to accept it. Some "people" still can't handle 2021, Massa is stuck in 2008
when are people going to stop glazing bortoleto guy is a menace
>>152111222very cute leo
>>152111293cam onnnnn a bad start
>>152109345I fixed it.
>>152111309thanks
>>152109044she needs to stop wearing those shoes, look at what it's doing to her toes :(
>>152111293When he and Stroll are not on a vendetta to destroy each other's races he does fine.
>>152111316GeorgeRussell.exe has stopped responding
>>152111333in both crashes borto was in the wrong
>>152111293get fukt I still like him
>>152111316you destroyed it...
yugi kamikazes goblino and gets another year in RBcheck em
>>152111443What if Hadjar does so and as a "punishment" he stays at Racing Bulls?
>back to back KWAB of the race daySo Audi wants to win the 2030 WDC with this starved Moroccan?
I dont know about you guys, bit this season finale script is too cliche for me
>>152111443What rb should do is offer it up to stroll, with the promise of becoming a reserve driver for racing bulls or something.He gets to dip out of being f1 driver without actually leaving outright, we get the norris dnf that lore or less clinches a max victory. Win/win.
>>152109038NICE!!!!!!!!!
>>152111293>>152111476My boy Gabi did the needful
>>152111476>joins the black/red/ white-ish german faction >targets the jewish driver I think he's /ourguy/
>>152111476Hamilton was KWAB of the day at Interlagos
>>152111554hamilton is in a kwab league of his own
>>152111554And KWAB of the day in Vegas was not Bort either. It was clearly Norris.
>>152109994
>>152109016>>152109038>>152111519
>>152111605was that from today?
>>152111474that could work >>152111514>nuui>honda>dad's teamstroll aint going anywhere'26 STROLL
in truth i despise not the dog itself but it as a representation of the estonian and the maladies i wish upon it should be regarded as his
>>152111598
>>152111646The only time I genuinely felt bad for him
>>152111636You forget the weakest link of Lance strolls career.Lance stroll.
>>152111674All he needs is a rocketship and 24 rain races
Norris DNF please
>>152111625Yeah, got it off plebbit, lulu finished p10 pre dsqs.
how tf is stroll so good in the mud
>>152111715
>>152111736Autism makes you feel weather changes more.
>>152111476most attractive medshitter
>>152111715he is having very decent pace this season, in many races he is lapping very similar to alo, its true that in qualy he is lacking, but for example this race it wasnt his fault, and could have been the race where he broke alonsos streak>>152111749he drove a better race than hamil that race, hamil has 7 championships
Why is the Chikaner using a Canadian flag now?
>>152111729why would he ask that? he ended p10 because yesterday he was p20 and today was slow
oily penis
>>152111778He didn't make it to the race
How do you spell Max in Dutch? Maks?
>>152111804im right
>>152111840macks
*loses the WDC because you have the fuse of a little baby*
stroll is very bad, 21-19 to some guy
>>152111799that's a jeeet
The best thing about Lance stroll is that he proves that you don't need skill to be in f1, and literally anyone could get in. Real aspirational work.Shame that you need a billionaire father that will just buy teams for you for it to work, but that's the small details.
Reminder that the team boss who recently labeled Christian Horner as being bad for the sport is responsible for one of the most egregiously illegal cars in modern times.
wholesome :^)
>>152111885george turned into himeveryone is retarded about this(((they))) gaslit amx as well
>>152111911>ai slop in f1gross times
>>152111885Austria hurt him more
>>152111736He isn't a big fan of conventional racing lines, which makes him more adaptable but also shit at qualifying in normal conditions
Did Mclaren not tell Piastri about the wear issue?They knew it was happening with Norris and told him to slow, but Piastri didn't slow. If they didn't tell him....holy shit would that be a slam dunk proof they are rigging it for Norris
>>152111947but that wasnt his fault
>>152111904Isn't Stroll actually a decently skilled dude just not skilled to have as long of a career in the F1 as he did? If you had him drive on Indy he would likely so decently. He did well in the lower categories, right?
>>152111947>>152111981seems like he's over it >>152111911
>>152111995no they just have disgusting hatesex, this is just foreplay: pretending to be nice
>>152111991no
Why didn't he go up the inside?ps. fuck Hamilton's helmet.
>>152111995I didn't say he was upset about it, just that it was worse for his title chances
>>152111840Yuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwNWctr6p5I
>>152111980Piastri has been driving slowly anyway so he didn't need the info
>>152111991stroll is a decent driver, of course he isnt a worldchampionship winning driver, but not all the grid needs to be
>>152111980pls understand ps3 was fighting to get up the positions. letting him know would've slowed him down.
>>152111980Edd confirmed that they never told Piastri
>>152111885he has already 4 championships, so i dont think he will cry bc he lost one being in the worse car for a whole season
>>152111885>Ahead at the apexThey penalised the wrong guy. He left George plenty of space but NARB still turned in on him.
>>152112030>Hamilton's helmetI still say it looked like TV static from that shot.Which sums up where he must be mentally.>static hissing & crackling
>>152112082some points better than no points
>>152110447me too!
>>152112100Piastri is really treated as the #2 driver
>>152111980>computer told us oscar's car wasn't in dangert. zak
>>152111885>Overtake with a lil wheel banging>OH MAH GAAAAWD HE LITERALLY TRIED TO KILL MAH DRAHHVUHthis happens all the time in Indycar without a second look, it's what makes the series acktually better than F1
Max will win it
>>152110999Better aerodynamics.
>>152111598>thinks it's the fastest>It's the jorjThat one took the cake, such a brutal reality check.
>>152111800He’s unironically mindbroken, age has caught up to him and he won’t accept it. I think getting crushed by Leclerc was the nail in the coffin for his career.
>>152112111alonsos biggest regret is to not win with ferrari
Max can not win.....he just can not....not again
>>152112059too much cursingi've said this before but before sbs took over the broadcast for 3 years in the mid-00's he never cursedway better
>>152111991He did decent in the 24 hours of Daytona a while ago. He's probably a good racing car driver but F1 might be too scientific for him.
>>152112100>>152112131So that's why he was smiling when leaving the garage. The team tried to screw him over but it blew up in Lando's face as well.
>>152111776he's a pvre blooded aryan
>>152112156>spec open wheel nascar is better than F1Never post this again.
>>152111222checked
>in 2021 the general mood was that everything is doomed but then a miracle happened>in 2025 the general mood is hopeful but a miracle wont happen
>>152112223ummmm
>>152112030
How good will mclaren be in watar
>>152111991jew is racing in f1 for 8 fucking years, 5 in his own teamat this point you are automatically 'decent'
>>152112133m*rcedes-like dependency on computer says yes!/no:(
>>152112268it would sinkjejeje
>>152112268Lando qualified on pole by a decent bit
>>152112264
>>152112030His helmet looks like the voices are winning
>>152112217Different winners 2025>Indycar 7 in 17 races>F1 4 in 22 racesI can't be bothered to do an overtake analysis, but sources say it's not looking good for F1
>>152112266>read about how much of the GOAT Senna is>watch old f1 vids >he literally just careens all over the track making it impossible to pass him because he will just crash into you
>>152112335Indycar has ovals making them the losers automatically.
>>152112403What's the problem?
>>152110916Horner is getting out of the unemployment line
>>152109063No, Lando will never podium again.
>>152112403least overrated medshitter
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>>152112428somehow better than street races
>>152112403so /f1/ would love him if he was around today
I've got the script: Norris wins the wdc on the last corner of the last race. Tsunoda is the new glock.
>>152112403Not even true.
>>152112486He was very popular in his day, yeah.
>>152112335>muh different winners every race>muh bazingallion overtakes every raceThat's not how real racing works, hence why those results are only achieved in NASCAR and Indycar by forcing what are entirely spec cars upon everyone. You would have the same results if they were all racing spec electric mobility scooters, too. It's a random jumble lottery masquerading as "motorsport."
>>152111486the Minardi is actually Alonso
If only he was in the top 5 in those two races
>Abu dhabi>lando crashes into yuki while lapping him>verstappen wdcthis will happen i saw it in my coffee
>>152112527you can do countless if onlys for all three of them
>>152112335Just to expand on this, imo a decent series is defined by excitement (unexpected results, decent overtakes, wheel to week racing) AND competitiveness (how likely is it that team X wins AGAIN versus it could literally be anyone).F1 scores low on both; a team or two scrap at the front but that's it. Whole races consist of following in dirty air unable to pass, and the positions are decided in the pit stops. WEC is high excitement (engine blows, out of gas, crash lapping a LMP2 car, Valentino Rossi finds a new way to DNF) but the competitiveness is low, without BOP would be zero. Indycar is the sweet spot which has both excitement and competitiveness. To conclude;>BACK HOME AGAIN
>>152112527blame shitonelli, narb, toto and the devil
>>152112479Posts like this are why I wish I could change my country flag on this board.
Meanwhile at the FIA HQ located at Disney World, Florida Lesser Israel >Hit them with another huff of hopium
>>152112437one the one hand, is good because he is a good tp, on the other hand, is firing the current tp 3 months away of a new season a good thing?alo has, at most, 3 more season, most likely will retire if next season is hopeless, and you change the tp?other thing, would horner be able to start working right away? i recall hearing that since he was fired he could
Just do more
*steals your title*nothing personnel heh
This feels like 2021 but this time the good guys win
you now remember that this driver is also in formula 1 2025 season. however you will not remember anything he has done
>>152111476What the hell happened to him, he suddenly became a turbo retard over the past couple races
>>152112593Is Norris still flying with Max?
>>152112598The halo, or as I like to call it, the toilet
>>152111642for me its not actually hating you but I really really hate bearman so I take it out on ollieposters
>>152112598>you will not remember anything he has doneIncluding bathing and shaving.
>>152112611a Brazilian said that Brazilian media for the last few weeks have been telling him he should go all out like Max
>>152112611He got serious brain damage from that big crash.
>>152112527You can thank M*rcedes for that>Merc engine blows, safety car completely fucks Amx's race, Russell rams him without a penalty >Merc takes him out on lap 1
>>152111322women willingly wear point toe heels and then have the gall to bitch about foot/leg/hip/back pain like it's men's fault
>>152112598he got new hair again before the season started
>>152112598Gasly has been really strong against since Brazilalso his races in Bahrain and Silverstone were strongGasly is not one of my favs but probably top 5
what is this?
>>152112691a sir
>>152112546>>152112555Just rewatch the austria highlights. I hate tontonelli so much
>>152112598spain, i think, amazing race by him, amazing quali, the car was at most a q2 car, but put it in q3, and in the race, the drgradation in the alpine was huge, i was following alonsos race and i was sure that alo would pass him because of it, but he, its true that he had a free stop with the sc, was able to make itthat race, since hamil was having a great race getting passed by hulk, went under the radar a bit, but it was greatand for me ocon is behing more invisible this season, because the alpine you look back and they are always there
>>152112612two gay people looking at each other
>>152112691Will Buxton in blackface.
>>152112691怪物
Oscar leaving McLarens Hospitality smiling after the double DSQ
>>152112630
>>152112748F1 needs to return to the former byzantine lands
>>152111173>Max starts from pitlane - podium>Yuki starts from pitlane - we are very sorry that you couldn't make any points in a race where 5 drivers got DNF/DSQ
>>152112630Why would anyone dislike Ollie?He seems to be a genuinely nice kid.
>>152112691the jeetnadian's cousin
>>152112768serbian GP incoming
>>152112780Because the pedophiles post him here too much
>>152112335Different winner teams 2025>Indycar 5>F1 3f1bros...
>>152112777so, correct me if im wrong, there are 2 austrian flags, one that hates tsunoda and other than loves him
>>152112598halo looks like toilet from this angle
>>152112777They literally gave him a pit stop he didn't even need.They will never, ever let the samurai shine. Hell Mutt has such a hate boner over him.
>>152112780his familial background is probably second richest besides ((Stroll))he's one of the cover drivers of the F1 2026 videogame.haas is an american team and redditors hate everything remotely connected to america
>>152112780did you never bully anyone in school? the first instinct seeing someone so effeminate is wanting to hurt them
>>152112827Anything curved looks like a toilet when you put a turd in it.
>>152111674Lance Stroll is a Las Vegas expert, I'll have you know.
>>152109458ngl idk either hans but i think its for more grip thats why the mcheats is sliding all over the fucking place like mario kart on banana peels and still finishes ahead like for a minute from the rest
>>152112843isn't 2026 just going to be a DLC pack for 2025?
>>152112866kek
>>152112827>men get brutally insulted for going bald despite it being the norm since the dawn of time>meanwhile it's completely normalised for black womenWhy?
>>152112598Good guy Gasly waited for Colapinto to get his contract renewal before destroying himHis friend Ocon has been nowhere all season too, although I think he's actually not driving badly in the races and it's that his qualifying has been so shit that he has too many places to try making upBoth would be better McLaren drivers than the current ones btw
>>152112905>>152112905>>152112905
>>152112815legend has foretold of a thirdwho is indifferent to him
>>152112815there is only 1 poster per flag
>>152112026he got a super license on merit. he dominated in GP3 and was solid in GP2. He's definitely stayed in F1 longer than he really deserves, but the fact Aston Martin/RP/Force India/Jordan only continues to exist as a team is because his dad bankrolls it so him sticking around is forgiven.
>>152112557Euros don't think you're cool no matter how hard you try
>>152112849>the first instinct seeing someone so effeminate is wanting to hurt themfag
>>152112866holy kek
>>152112191Yeah I know exactly what you mean, the feeling of professionalism left after the early 2000s when the cursing was amped up. You can hear the difference if you compare it with some crashes in the late 90s or early 2000s.
>>152110639Was hornyman’s fling even with a coworker? I never learned the details.
>>152109855Offer to poor a drink for him.When you give him the glass ask him if it’s a millimeter too low or not.
>>152112866thank you for the laugh anon
>>152112557I think you're cool.
>>152112557What a cool poster.
