>>152103492
My penguins ):
It's our year.
>>152116097...to lose to the Avs
ive decided to stop wearing flames stuff in public for the near future.
knights lost again in ot bros kwab
the laffs are last place in the east I'm from the future
It's all rigged against the Leafs.
>>152116222>lostmuch like trb did to bud
Carolina is named after the worst English kings
I always wonder what the players talk about when its a really simple play. Like oh they won the face off shot then the goalie gloves it. What could they be talking about? Nothing happened lmao. >ey fuck you randy >no fuck you bud
>romanov out 5-6 monthsI hope that the Islanders fight the entire Stors roster in March. Dirty fucking faggot Rantanen
Stephen shut the fuck up
>>152116298got blown the fuck out true
>>152116323You’ll get rocked again and cry harder
>>152116323If only Dobson was there...
>>152116294cope they at least got a point trb got raped
rod needs to give nikishin a chance to play offence
>>152116471true true
>bud hates dylan>copey hates dylanI-is the broship real?
>>152116240>>152116287McKenna will lead them to the Conference Final
I PRESENT TO YOU THE LAST PLACE TEAM IN THE ATLANTIC DIVISION THE LAST PLACE TEAM IN THE EAST THE TORRRRRRRONTO MAPLE >LAFFS
Mikko literally hasn’t done anything wrong im so sick of everyone being soft. >b-b-b-but he hit him Yes and? Is that not what the other player signed up for?
>>152116538this can't be true big deals brad would never
Rantanen hits were clean. sorry the nhl is full of soft pussies.
>>152116464Mr softee would've hurt his pussy
>>152116287copey?
I'm a Paul Marner guy
hoc more like girly sissy boys LOL LMAO
Our Sennies :)
We should start calling our turds "marners"
>>152116794oh sorry we already have a term for those and it's nicolas roys
Reminder the Lions are still playing and you are to keep shutting the FUCK up.
the who
Dylan lost to the flames
pinball wizard
>>152116956Buzz off
>>152117099https://youtu.be/rIbMbXjbW98?list=RDrIbMbXjbW98>You're listening to K/HOC/
>>152117175bud1 o'reilly
>>152117175guitar player's a pedo and don't tell me "cope he was just doing research"
>>152117240that was trb's excuse too
Think the laffs are officially last in the east now
>>152117441based
steelies lost even though they got like 3 turnovers in the first half
BUSINESS IDEA:From now on, all anthem singers HAVE to be big-titted women, good-looking ones, too>Gary Bettman, call me... I'd like to discuss big-titted women with you during the Jets game
Lions are in OT, so please shut the FUCK up even harder.
>>152117705Buzz off even harder
>>152116323>one of your Isles decides to push Rantanen in the back like a retard>Rantanen braces himself as literally anyone would>it's his faultRomanov should be blaming his teammate who decided to shove a 6'4 200lb man from behind 10 feet away from the boards
>>152117693>all anthem singers HAVE to be big-tittedtrb trying to get himself a job
what the heck is his problem
>>152117967we're very sorry, pekka =(
>>152117967No more legal weed
>>152118100Texas still has a black market that shouldn't be an issue
Lions won in OT. You may now cease shutting the FUCK up.
>>152118295you're not even a michiganiac
im tired of crackheads
Who to shitpost tonight? Nobody stands out.
>>152118396do we need to have a discussion again?
>>152117967Everyone treated him as a villain last season and he kinda liked it and is embracing it now
>>152118295You can still buzz off
>>152118513>7 commentsHardly a discussion more of an op-ed
>>152118709ok let's all take a breath and cool our jets
>>152118814
the habs beat the >laffs last night
>>152119008just you wait until Scott Laughton gets back, just you wait
HABS WIN THE 4TH LINE SWEETSTEAKS
treliving really gave up a second round pick...for this?
>>152119433Yeah
>>152119471shouldn't allow a gm to trade away the future when he has to.plans on sticking around (on account of being a big fat pizza magnate)
HFboards is for the mentalist of midgets
>>152119498laffs fans pencilled in 100 points this season like she was Faye O'Comptly
Had a pretty good marner today Too bad all the games today are also marners
>>152119670At least on hf boards you dont get downvoted in to oblivion for having a different opinion
>>152119692Might check out mckinnon vs bedard
>>152119670The history forum always has neat stuff. The prospects forum is actually bad lol but it's the same way I feel about like Corey Pronman, no one else is talking about that stuff so take what you can get
>>152119713That’s true
roy looks like he was on the binge last night
>>152119304i don't respect him as a hockey player but i think his support for sexual paraphilia is wonderful
>>152120070good post
*sits behind the net for 45 seconds**throws a stretch pass that immediately gets turned over in the neutral zone*
The Canes lost on purpose to own the Leafs.
>>152116036Niggas, why are we posting here? It's not march, it's not april. It's fucking nobember. The season has not entered it's mattering phase yet
The Flames are actually heating up and nobody is talking about it
Stamkos is winning the Conn Smythe with the Panthers. Since you asked.
>>152120435Retard
>flames planning the parade over a 2 game winning streak
Wilds 2-0Jets have been fine but i would say they are overrated also
>the city of Jets
>>152120451>laffs
>>152116036you are so fucking mad
We are about one quarter of the way into the season and only 6 teams are below .500% point percentage.Only the Rangers, Leafs, Blues, Canucks, Predators, and Flames are currently sitting below the 1 point per game threshold while 15 teams are between .500 and .600. Do you think the league should look at a 3-2-1-0 point system in the future? Or just do away with the OT point?
>>152120484Nooooooo noooo not at all. The Red Wings could never make a Stanley Cup again and I still wouldn't think about you.
>>152120512Yet, here you are. Thinking about >me.
>>152120391
>>152120451>wobbles head
I'm new to this sport, and the teams I've watched, the Panthers were kind of my favorite to watch. I know they have a history of being trash and people much prefer the Lightningz, but their aggressive way of playing in that Oilers game had me hook....until the Oilers just mogged them at the end.
minnesota
>>152120630unironically hope we go to war with americawe'll beat them. messier will lead us.
>>152120451>Oilers planning the parade over a two seasons SCF losing streak
Dobson scored two goals btw
knights play tomorrow
>>152120847Lies. Bud told me he was shit
dylan cozens is -10thoughts?
>>152120847Who cares. Let us know when he starts playing defense
I expect an excessive amount of garypuck the next 5 hours.
Is this a bad time to tell Dallas fans that Dillon Dube was selected by Calgary with the Stars second round pick (56th) in 2016. That pick went to the Flames as part of the package to acquire pending UFA Kris Russell
Should I be dropping charlie mcavoy in my fantasy league or keep him in my IR slot??
the flames are playing the cucks tonight
>>152120885I don't think Stars fans care about that
>Turn on Czech broadcast>Slovak is commentatingWe are being replaced
>scarrrless draw
>>152120901Sup Dylan
>>152120901They lack the mental capacity to even notice.
>>152120896Unless you need the IR slot for someone better, they say he will be healthy for the olynpics, so he can get his game back there and be ready for the 2nd half of season.
>>152120909They dont sit and seethe on minor transactions from a decade ago like flames fans do
Jets are shit without hellebuyck
>>152120928Ok. Thank you mostly friendliest Canadian i have interacted with today.
copey board here we think dilly smells
>Rod Brind'Amour on the press conference:"This wasn't a 4-1 loss, it really wasn't. I was there, I'm coaching the game, we're in the game.
>>152120953No milly dilly is mad
>>152120959Some other dude might just pick him up and stash him on ir too, so you hang on to him unless you absolutely need the spot.
>>152120953Yes, like I said...mental capacity.
>>152120968Stop trying to make yourself happen. And get a job and off welfare
>>152120959>>152120985you're so incredibly boring please leave
>>152120989what no milly does to a mf
>>152120985Go back
TIME FOR A KRAKEN PP
>>152120985Mentally ill capacity
>>152121003No.
>>15212101717 mil goal ez
Dylan is seething the flames used a draft pick to draft dube and they beat them yesterday easily.
>>152120969What's Rod think about Laughton?
>Texier to the HabsOh boy another tweener for them to overhype!
>>152121075>Rod here. Can any of you fags bench the bar even?
>flames drafting and prospects is so shit that they are still bragging about some dude drafted 9 years ago.
Of course faggot-ass faggot logan stanley finds the smallest guy on the ice to start shit with. fuck him. hope he dies and then comes back and has to live in winnipeg for eternity.
>>152121116>soilers
>>152121114>laffs
>>152120822The Flames haven't won 6 real playoff series in my lifetime>2022 against Dallas>2015 against Hongcouver>2004 against San Jose>2004 against Detroit>2004 against Hongcouver>
>>152121150>laffs
daccord might be a good choice for milan
stars lost the 2016 second round draft
>>152121114Habs are desperate for centres. Texier is desperate to prove he belongs in the NHL. For less than a million bucks it's worth a shot right now.
Coronato is back on pace for 30 goals- Cooley is looking great and providing us comic relief this season- The guys are still a close knit team- Frost looks to be taking over the Backlund role a bit, provides 0.5 PPG and a steady presence +0 on a crap team and is way better at shootouts- Farabee looks to be taking over the Coleman role, 0.43 PPG and a solid defensive presence- Zary looks to be finding his game slowly with Backlund and Coleman- Bahl is +9 and looking like a nice piece of the core- Kuznetsov is off to a fantastic start- Parekh is skating againAll our trade chips are doing pretty damn good:- Andersson is on pace for 18 goals and playing the best we've seen him play in a year- Kadri is his usual self, just a bit down in goals but just as competitive as ever, scoring cluctch goals- Coleman has good value with 7 goals so far- We are likely getting a great pick this yearI don't think things are as bleak as we think they are..
>check /hoc/>dylan is seething againcmtsu kek
>>152121168No. Stop saying that.
i hope the good guys win the next stan lee aswell. if the oilers win that would mean the bad guys win.
>Gulutzan has spoken about building a group and finding an identity that will better prepare the Stars for the “hand-to-hand” combat of the postseason. Most notably he has harped on gradually adding more physicality throughout the season, with the goal of raising “1 degree through 82 games,” so the Stars are ready for the playoff battles. Yeah so reminder this is the gradual introduction of violence so it’s really only just begun.
>>152121226It should have been Matthews and Brady, not Matthew and Johnny.
>>152121168he was on the list, #4 ain't bad>>152121216denying objective reality is a sign of retardation
>>152121210
It’s funny how the stars picked up the flames sloppy seconds to coach. That’s why they lost.
>p-please leave!No.
>>152121238And I want to add that Mikko shouldn’t have been suspended at all and the league agrees which is why he got the bare minimum.
>>152121243The Tkachuk bros aren't feminine enough to take up biking
>>152121210If only you knew how bad things really are...
>>152121251>lizempic
>>152121257He was a coach is Dallas first ya dunce
>>152121246the objective reality is that joey daccord has been a below average backup goalie for the majority of their career.
>>152121299He’s doing wonders for them at this rate they’ll losing in the first round instead of the third.
Does noone care about the Jets?
>>152121316Lmao cope stars have more points than they did the same time last year and that’s with a fuck ton of players out.
>>152121333They were great in that musical.
>>152121303you mean schizo delusion
>>152121374grim. Wonder what Julie "The Cat" Gaffney is up to these days and if she would be better.
>>152121374>my local seattle kraken broadcast said joey daccord is in conversation for the olympic team so it must be true
hor bovat
>>152121374mental that 3 of these are still better than any sneedish goalie. we've got great defence but are still fucked
>>152121374Where's Wolf?
>>152121374where's cooleyalso: >swayman
>>152121374
>>152121333sam died in that tragic wigwam fire
>>152121407Cope he's still a pup
>>152121394>nhl.com is the local xheattle feedbased gary
>>152121429>the caveman
>>152121389would be a cool fun post but you type like a federal agent or a 19 year old trying to sound like an adult and I don't want to interact with you
>>152121436I think he's the best goalie in the league already
Mayfield; alongside teammates Marchpasture, Junemeadow, and Novemberpatch
>>152121458Well think harder
>>152121506he looks like a triangle
>>152121452>a 19 year old trying to sound like an adult
It’s gotta be rough when all of your /hoc/ alter egos are for teams that are grossly underperforming this season.
>>152121506I'm basing it off the eye test, not gay analytics
>>152121536my /hoc/ personality's team always underperforms
Watching steam and see that Canadians complain about that hockey players have to pay high taxes in Canada so everyone go to USA and in Florida they dont pay them at all.Had to write God Bless America
Jonathon Quick is making that team come hell or high water. If it all came down too it I in a gold medal game against team Canada I would trust 40 year old Jonathan Quick in net more than a 29 year old shitter named Joey D'accord
>>152121506Cooly is superior
>>152121581Cute bun
>>152121429he looks like the villain in a kids movie
i'm making the team no matter what
>3 - 0Damn, the Jets just couldn't get a single goal in, huh?
>>152121429>You're saying a shrimp fried that rice?
If the puck touches my stick, I'm getting it in deep. Simple as
>laffs
>>152121429count hellebuyck
>getting btfo by the browns led by shadeur sandersBASED raidies and their ineptitude know no bounds
how many teams have a better top pairing than buffalo's?>Samuelsson - Dahlin
It's going to be a tough one for Bedard, that's for sure
>>152121881my islanders
>>152121881don't see a way to filter by pairing but
Surely >your team's backup has 3 shutouts this season, right?
one more hour until beer time thank god
>>152121983naw, but he's 5-0-1
>>152121881My team's bottom pairing is better than those two.
just saw a black guy in the stands at the raiders game with a bootleg grey vgk jersey
THE CHRONICLES OF RITTICH
linesmen powertrip so much on the draws
>>152122109it's payback for the black eyes and busted lips they suffer from breaking up scrums/fights. Let them have it.
my avies :)
you are watching the hoc official game of the night right?
Islanders are shit why did this place convince me that theyre good.
>>152122153you fell for the meme psyop
olé olé olé>laffs
>>152122153/hoc/ likes the Islanders?
>>152122153thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>152122153Why did you convince yourself they were good?
who should trade for quinn hughes?
he's got good lips
>>152122215devils obviously, or they can not be retards and wait for the summer
>>152122215sucks for the nuckies that they are basically handcuffed into trading him to the debras, so they basically have to accept a shit return or accept nothing when hughes just walks
>scoreless boreless
>>152122244two sets, from what I hear.
Which team should he be traded to?
Avs are dominating the league in everything but PP.If they solved that they’d be unstoppable all year I think.
>>152122362islanders for schaefer
>>152122153how many times are (You) going to fall for it, bud?
business idea: size 39 hockey pants
>shot type is called a one-timer>happens all the times m h my head
>>152122499gary already outlawed bigger equipment to allow for more goals to be scored.
i think gary should move (and move) the toronto maple leafs
>>152122586>move (and move)trb hitting the vodka a little early
>>152122153Come and tell it in my presence
>>152122608Shut up you stupid faggot
>>152122636
>>152122636kek trb is bubblin'
mitch is wasted again
i was told rinzel was good before the season, it seems he actually sucks big time
lotta slurpers so far. i hope the rest of the games aren't like this
krakies need a goal
>>152122799rest of the season is going to be like this
>>152122789>suckswhat trb does when bud comes around
i started drinking at 3:00 today when one of >my teams lost and the other one started. I am happy though.
>>152122749Is he taking marners in a fountain again?
wtf is wrong with crackheads mascot?
>>152122881its a krakhead
>>152122881too much crack
>>152122881not enough crack
>>152122833xhe rb admitting he once again fell off the wagon
Real queers queering off hours.
>end of reg>0-0
>scoreless OTblessed be gary and his tribe
>>152122177
real mitch bitching off hours
>Samir obsessing over TBG againAnd that's my cue to leave. Smell you later nerds.
just another day in /hoc/ paradise
>>152122929>once again>he thinks you ever actually get back on
>>152122499me when i see size 39 pants
>>152123019Have another drink and stay a bit
>>152123075The second mascot joining in makes me lose my shit every time
> Samir mentioned. I'm in (his mouth).
Avs 1 shot to the Hawks 10 here in the 1st, hmmm.
>>152121983naw but he's got the most wins and a better gaa than most of the league's starters
penalties during overtime should carry over to the shootout
>>152123206askarov?
>0-0 to a shootout
>scoreless garyoutgg jlmi, thanks for the point
>>152123244yes, he has a better gaa than askarov
>>152123245If only they had dobson or tavares that team has no offensive talent
>>152123245BOTH goalies get shutouts now that's what I call good goaltending
trb spilled his vodka in anger thus ripping his size 39 pants
>>152123268is it a person or mineral?
>>152123241I think that in the IIHF rules if a player has penalty left after the overtime they can't attempt a shot in the shootout. Not sure if this is the case for the NHL as well.
islies win!
the islanders much like bud just won
>>152123389he's a mechanical principle
Islanders didn’t deserve to win
islanders win in the slurpoff
>>152123450yes they did
>>152123450>Double the shots to Seattle>Didn't deserve a win
>>152123450some (trb) say this about bud's win but the win stands all the same
My Islanders are better than >your shit team, faglords.
>scoreless wins>scoreless losses
>>152123616no they aren't
>>152123393There is no way Gary would allow this because the player could potentially be a star.
>>152121150mental that sutter alone was responsible for the flames best runs since 1989
>>152123705he did it to crosby and a few others less than 2 weeks ago, retard.
>>152123708His son is leading the wranglers to great success
>>152123730Crosby got a penalty in ot with time remaining on it and wasn't allowed to participate in the shootout?
askarov might be the most likeable russian in the league.
>>152123707Yes, the >laffs need to get more tuffer. That's why they suck
>Celeborn>Celebrimbor>CelebrianIs Macklin Elvish royalty?
>>152123805Yes. retard.
Jeff Blashil always looks a little peeved. Except when he's actually peeved. Then he looks a lot of peeved.
>>152123811why? plenty of likeable Russians in NHL
>>152123707Reaves played 35 games with 7:48 avg ice time. I don't know how to check how many fights he got in, but Berube did play him.
>>152123873That's interesting. I didn't know about that rule. No need for the name calling.
>>152123908Why do you make me hit you, anon? Why? Do you think I enjoy it?
>>152123922I like the attention.
>>152123887i disagree.
Reaves didnt fight in Toronto because he knew those guys didnt give a shit either way. Bet he's thrilled to be able to fire up and protect a bunch of kids in san jose that actually care.
>>152123887Not since Larionov played.
>>152123890>>152123963Reaves has earned his stripes in the league and doesn't need to entertain you fucking marks
>>152123940Naah plenty you are just a Shark Fan>>152123965He is coach in KHL now for SKA, apparently not that good
>>152124029nice vpn vlad.
>>152123984I was just trying to point out Randy Hahn's stupidity.Reaves was entertaining as a leaf though. One time he crashed into the boards and hurt both of his knees. He looked like he was a first time skater.
Leafs are better than the islanders.
Which teams look like stanley cup contenders right now folks?
>>152124043Heh i am a bit biased but I am in SWE Sven
>>152124050they beat them on 04/17/22
>>152124029That must be why the call him The Professor (i.e. extremely knowledgeable but cannot teach).
>>152123984reaves belongs in prison with that other one of him.
>>152124062my canesies
>>152124069thats fine. i am indeed biased for the sharks and speaking of larionov i have one of my oldest cards of him in the sharks on my refridgerator.
>>152124047https://youtu.be/onbd0WgL_7U?si=xUWnOfwqV2hgaWLk&t=43Found the video.
>>152124062The Toronto Maple Leafs. Don't let their place in the standings fool you. They have some injuries.
>avs - hawks headed to a 0-0 shootout as well
>>152124095Thats nice will be tough against Bruins watch out for Zaddy. Havent seen much of Sharks. Is Orlov still good?>>152124073Maybe he can go to Detroit and help with Yzerplan
>0 goals scored in the islands gameSad
>>152124212Yzerman doesn't need any help.
M U KUK
>>152124445what a shot
avs belatedly remembering they have a hockey game today
Bedard just got a puck to the neck job.
It's funny you guys harp on Bettman as the worst commissioner in the big four, but I think he is the best and I don't think it's close. It's a tallest kindergartner contest; meaning you're supposed to always hate commissioners as a fan of any sport, but I think he wins.
>avs local cast vocally relieved it hit bedard in the throat and not the facewhat did they mean by this
avies scarrrrrr
More like deadard lmao
>>152124537future star of the NHL pretty boy needs to stay pretty to sell merch
my avies! :)makar!
scaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what a fucking shot
>>152124537never get between a coloradan and his gay goon material
>>152124537got some practice throating hard rubber
>>152124618he been suckin on dildos?
My avies :)
>>152124651trying to pad his high danger save percentage by passing the puck straight up the middle
the rare double shut out. Whoever was running this tandem in fantasy league today is laughing.
>>152124645idiot>>152124650moron>>152124704fool
>>152124784Wedgewood is getting a shutout to complete the Back to Back Woods shut out.
>fuck i guess we gotta play today
>>152124844Raped bitch
>>152124844/hoc/ is for frens and you're behaviour is not frenly
>>152124844checked and take a chill pill bro
Bet Georgiev is looking forward to going home
Super excited to Experience some Vancouver Canucks Hockey with the flamiacs tonight.
my broons can't even beat the shorks :(
go habs go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaUweSxecA4
>>152125167it's been a miracle they've done as well as they have this seasonat the end of the day this year is a wash most likely, anything better than that is a pleasant surprise but don't assume it's the norm
>>152125294I know. I'm amazed they have a 50+% win rate so far. I still believe that they'll miss playoffs
>>152125318with what a mess the eastern conference is I could see them somehow squeaking in, but they're not getting out of the first round even if they do
I want quinn hughes and connor mcdavid to end up playing on the same team so they can kiss on the bench and on the ice
>>152125167
>>152125378can mcdavid cure quinn's depression?
Why didn’t Wolf play against Dallas on back to back nights? Do the flames fear the Canucks?
>>152125348really? I feel like their ahl roster will collapse later in the season
go nucks go
>>152125167>>152125294>>152125433Why do troonins fans speak like wimpy faggy redditors?
>>152125471rorschach test
Wofl kinda sucks, good thing he only makes 7.5M until 2033
orlov with a massive hit
M A C KACK
Lankinen kinda sucks, good thing he’s only making 4.5m as a back up until 2030.
C E L E B R I N I
nuckbros, I'm about to switch over to the shark game
>>152125591what the hell brother
>>152125591>cuckbros, im about to cuck out again
>>152125591
>>152125565Damn that's out of the blue, someone got MAD
Did anybody see Pettersson's bald head just now?
>>152125632i wish macklin would gently fall asleep on my shoulder dammit!
>>152125630I did get mad, not at you, but at Lankinen for completely fumbling the puck leading to the 2nd goal. I’m sorry though. I shouldn’t let a game create such extreme emotion and anger within me.
>>152125628>xhe'd rather watch the flames win then celebrinikwarsb
>>152125632lmao Pat Falloon
>>152125667You fell for the>finnish goaltending
reffies got an axe to grind with the hawks kek
refpuck
elias eleeus elias eleeus elias eleeus elias eleeus >experience vancouver hockey
>scoreful slurper in Chicago
>>152125632Kinda gay desu
Why are reffies so shit at everything?
>>152125773gary mandated parity
reffies turned against the broons quickly
>>152125632cute :3
>>152125789we don't sign our posts here
Flames are on a winstreak playoffs here we come
Back to Back Shutouts let’s go avies
Avs continue stacking them wins.
>>152125689what are the odds that he starts in milan?
>>152125814thats why i didnt do that, instead i called you out by using your real name.
>>152125791I hated it in the playoffs, it's really just fucked up they treat regular season games the same now, it wasn't this bad last year.
my avies! :)
>defensive game in ChicagoWhat a complete slurper
aves win, cat posted
Name a more soul western conference series than 03
>>152125864there have been too many shit games tonight
old: scoring six goals per gamebold: 1-0 goaltending showcases against bad teams
>>152125824He gets to start one meaningless game so Saros gets rest
>3 pettersons>mckekern>david "mein" kampf>queefer sherwoodmeme team
>>152125895he can defeat italy
>>15212592450/50, check the track record for our coach
>>152125879That Jacques Lemaire Wild team needs to be studied by science
>>152125847It's going to get worse next year
>>152125939imagine having to coach italy
>>152125974Must be pretty chill considering their coach has already achieved everything he could internationally
Wait people said the flames were bad? They’re on a three game win streak
>>152126035they're bad
>>152126035They're not bad, just 2nd last in their conference. Actually 2nd last in the whole league now that I checked
>fuck it one period was plenty
>>152126035their fans said they were tanking for mckenna or something
>>152126035they're really bad but not mckenna-bad. management has made that clear. under no circumstances will the flames ever have a top 3 draft pick.
>>152126035they remain bad
gavin "shane from consensus first to fourth overall wright" mckenna
im bad
im nationwide
Too many shut outs today
>>152126121
>>152126127We know >laffs
>>152126163how is he part native?
>>152126163future calgary draft bust-until-we-trade-him-and-he-has-his-breakout-season
>>152126186gary's interns are really cooking up an interesting script
How would /hoc/ react if the >laffs ever win a Stanley cup again?
>>152126151two goalies had a shutout in the same game today
>>152126219The sports media landscape would be intolerable for at least a decade.Everyday I'm thankful too the Panthers for preventing Edmonton from getting one as well.Habs, Sens, Flames, Jets, and Nucks are the good guys up north.
>>152126219spergy, but really I'd just be happy the boomermeme is dead
>mfw people think a small market canadian team will get the #1 draft pick
>>152126219I'd think it was cool
>>152126259he can't head to the sharks
>>152126259edmonton got four first overalls in six years
>>152126282yeah but edmonton has the 80s dynasty era as a financial backup plan with fans all over the world. calgary has nothing
>>152126229Sad
myers you fool
>>152126265wrecked
>>152126259we are talking about mckenna here buddy, no first overall needed
I thought Sherwood was Japanese? Or maybe they just stuck whoever was closest looking and hoped that nobody would notice
>>152126399I'm 90% sure he is japanese
>>152126297Flames are getting a new arena Gary will reward the tax payers
>>152126414my broons are retarded
>>152126354whatever the top 3 is, those guys are gonna be the guys you want, if the draft was today id go with stenberg. calgary already came out and said that they give 0 shits about the draft, and that they'll never rebuild, only retool. meaning they will now be whipped into finishing at say around 85-90 points while the next generation of talent goes elsewhere.
>>152126419how kind of him. he really is a good guy
>>152126399He’s from Ohio.
>>152126399i knew this would trigger /hoc/so pathetic
>>152126429much like trb
>>152126399I'm excited for Filip Chytil Heritage Night
>>152126451Encouraging tanking is how you end up like buffalo. You need to randomly be bad for one season and get rewarded like the avalanche.
>>152126462sadly chytil will not be able to attend on account of not being able to leave his perfectly dark and quiet room for the rest of his life
>>152126482>onereminds me of what bud did
What kind of shark is the san jose Shark?
>>152126517great white
>>152126482sure but as the president of the flames you dont have to encourage tanking you can just say nothing. you can tell the flames owner is fucking fuming at their results, that horrendous interview sounded like the he just got off the phone with the owner
>>152126539pasta is the silver lining this year :)
>>152126517The San Jose Sharks logo is basically a stylized great white shark—all aggression, angular lines, that mid-bite “snap the hockey stick like a twig” energy.Not a mako, not a tiger, not some deep-sea weirdo. It’s the classic apex predator: broad head, heavy jaws, that thick, unmistakable silhouette.Picture it: a great white erupting upward, teeth catching the stick just as the wood splinters—pure theatrics, pure California-coast menace.
Flames finna have a 3 game win streak before the Oilels
I thought Pettersson was back bros…
>>152126529That can't be right. It wouldn't fit on the jersey. It must be some kind of smaller shark.
>>152126581this is grokyou can tell because it sounds like a faggot
>>152126596The insignificant teal shark
Good luck on monday wagiebros!
>>152126598>you can tell because it sounds like a faggotwhen you put it like that then it could really be any number of /hoc/ posters
Vancouver is now worse than the flames in the standings apologize to us now
no
>>152126633Doesn’t count. If Demko, Chytil and Hoglander were healthy they’d be at least 3rd in the pacific.
>>152126598I noticed that 90% of all music and movie instagram accounts use grok for their video descriptions and once I noticed, I cant unnotice it. People are lazy as fuck
why doesn't pastrnak play center
>>152126616True—and a very sharp observation! Despite their disaffected, cooler-than-thou attitude, /hoc/ is known to be a hotbed of homosexual disgrace. For example, they celebrate the rape of a disabled veteran by another man, who both post there.Picture that—a rape victim, and his rapist, posting in the same thread—for a sport that neither of them know anything about! Can anyone say "drama"?
>>152122881why that's not a mascot! that's the head cheerleader because all the local women are queer libtards!
>>152126685I noticed that with a huge amount of Steam reviews too. AI generated speech stands out way too much to hide it.
>4:20 to go in the second
lankinen the skankinen
>>152126219I would be angry for losing A LOT of money
even ai knows trb was raped after the islanders lost to toronto back in '22
>Pettershit puck over the glass penaltyI HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM
my sharkies :)
>>152126790Sad
you can just tell by his body language that hughes is SO done with the canucks. SO done.SO done.
>>152126732Easy to tell with the "—".>it was more than a song — it was a cultural reset
>>152126790what is you team going to do with all those draft picks after they trade Hughes?
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)Askarov is legit as legit can be.
hughes will pull a fast one and sign with the rags
>>152126860i'm happy he's working out, both because i like the sharks and because i like seeing the preds get humiliated
>>152126842the devils will give the canucks a pity 4th and they will be happy they got it, otherwise he'd just walk for nothing
>>152126913They are allowed to trade him to another team other than the Devils. Any current contender adding Hughes at a very team friendly cap hit automatically becomes a favorite for this season.
>>152126913i wonder if the canes rantanen themselves again
>>152126916Does he know Fred Fucks
>>152126679>demko, chytil>healthy
new>>152126944>>152126944>>152126944
>>152126922true but he could just have a public press conference where he states he has no intention of playing with any team other than the devils
>>152126942Bruh I was wondering the exact same thing
>>1521194331st round pick actually
