flamiacs and canuckleheads edition/hoc/vious:>>152116036
>>152126944>>152126944>>152126944>rags
Sharkies didnt implode in the 3rd period again!sharks WIN
>>152126944
This is actually a Sharks edition bt by the way, disregard the OP.
>>152126965>celebbini
>>152126964Sharks will have their time. Let the current dynasties shine.
>The Leafs are last place in the Atlantic
Hughes doesn't have an NMC, he has no say in where he traded. Thag being said, he is going to vegas for one playoff run and then sign with his brothers. If he wants money, he'll sign in Florida after next season, Bobrovsky's 10M deal ends meaning that the panthers have 16M in cap next season and 33M after that. Pretty sure he heads to New Jersey to play with his brothers though
I like the skate jerseys
>The bottom 3 in the pacific are all Canadian teams
Summary of Last /hoc/ ThreadOP: Questions early November posting; NHL season hasn't "mattered" yet.Core Themes: Trash talk on struggling Canadian teams (Leafs as ">laffs" bottom-feeders, Flames "retooling" with 3-win streak, Canucks/Jets mocked). Low-scoring games (shutouts, 0-0 OTs) blamed on Bettman. Goaltending debates, player hits/suspensions (Rantanen "clean"), trade/prospect hype (Coronato, Bedard injury).Consensus: Leafs hate dominates; scoreless games = "Garypuck" curse. Memes: "cope/seethe," "marners" losses, "bedarded."
>>152127004True, the bidding war among playoff contenders for him at the trade deadline will net a kings ransom
>>152127024>Low-scoring games (shutouts, 0-0 OTs) blamed on Bettman
>The only Canadian team currently in the playoffs is the Sens
>>152127019Laffs have 21 point in atlantic too lol
>>152127004His contract isn't up until after next year
SHARKIES!!!!
>>152127024I DO NOT give AI permission to use my posts and puck knowledge for its data.
imagine being a nucks fan and having to both hear and speak the name "arshdeep bains" on a regular basis
adam foote just called carlsson a sponge
>>152127067footer is a student of the game
>>152127024AI confirms that my Oilers are NOT struggling and are doing quite well
/saucers/ general
>>152127079>tfw two intellijint to make the wild card
>>152127094They're just playing possum to figure out where the Kings are going to finish so they go for a 5th straight year
>>152126965>>152127102i'll take a shit in your mother's womb
>>152127062He hasn't played since the teams "Diwali night", even with all the injures. His entire tenure up with the NHL team was essentially a marketing stunt for recently arrived Canadians.
the sabres are a good team but the players haven't realized it yet
>>152127115what the hell is diwali night
cant lose to the kitties in the finals again if you dont make the finals
does hoob still suck
I can't believe the Black Eyed Peas put out "Let's Get Bedarded" before he was even born
>>152127150
>>152127170>redditners
>>152127157Im no anthropologist but I dont think tigers could live in medicine hat
the canucks need to sign a Jan Bulis type player
>>152127205Why not? Apparently there’s some in Siberia.
Does the "Schrödinger's canadian" theory apply to other fanvases besides Oilees fans when they lose in the finals?
>>1521272351993
>he thinks anyone's reading that
inshallah the flames will win another tonight alhamdulillah!
>>152127235should be illegal to post this much truth
>>152127263Put a gta 5 stuntvideo on at the same time so you can read without anxiety
uh...bros
>>152127168he's preheating
My penguins ):
>>152127291>checks profile>account based in israel
Come on Canucks it’s time to start the comeback!
>>152127085hell yeah pekka
>>152127323that was probably exactly what hughes locker room speech sounded like during the second intermission
Remember when bud was saying raty was the next mcdavid.
>>152127289put the vodka down
>>152127291Well, hockey IS for everyone after all.Such as Gary decreed.
we are SO back
>>152127357>Remember when bud won FTFY
>>152127347kek but at least it works for him.
>say cheese!
i don't feel right watching the nucks suffer this muchthis brings me no joy
Flames players stat paddinn
>>152127347Actually it was more like>come on guys like, uhm, you know like, we can still win you, like in that ring of lords movie when the wizard guy said, you cannot enter, with entering i mean like, over our blueline, you know, ok guys lets go and win or something>>152127363Says the who cant read 80 words, retard
>>152127357true he was saying that right up until he got traded and then he became ahl filler
>>152127423>Says the who cant readtrb still hitting the vodka
lankinen sporting a crisp .750 sv%
>Says the who can't read
>>152127288i know, it's a mental cope that they refuse to acknowledge it
raty is the finnish connor mcdavid
i have a strong feeling mckekern will score 4 in the next 5 minutes
>>152127494Raty? There's no finnish plsyers with that name. You must mean Räty.
>>152127502Who?
>>152127520Canadians tend to have a massive problem to understand the concept of umlauts, unlike americans. For example, Americans type "Selänne" instead of Selanne.
>>152127520See pic related, those are umlauts. They dont teach that in Canada?
>>152127555>>152127538What’s it matter it’s pronounced the same way
>>152127538>For example, Americans type "Selänne" instead of Selanne.I don't, in solidarity with the Canadians.Selanne.
come on garly lets go garly
i just say and type teemu salami
I've always been more of a Whitecaps guy myself actually.
>>152127571https://youtu.be/72JJcJOZ6Rk?si=2OmqSwD0W1jpVaIbHere's the correct way, not "ratu"
>>152127401takagi!
how fucking long is it going to take to play two minutes
>>152127628Until it’s a tie game.
>>152127637i don't think the cucks have either the juice or the squeeze
Finland was colonized by mongols I think I speak English and know player names more we invented English.
I think the Calgary Flames are making the playoffs
>>152127538English Canadians have that problem. The French Canadians use the diaresis on the e, i and u, which is kind of their umlaut.
>>152127651>Finland was colonized by mongols, I think. I speak English and know player names better because we invented English.Fixed it for you bro. Also, it might come as a surprise but the actual english came up with (new) english.
kek hughes played half the game
>>152127662impotent cuck jew hyper gay manlet rage
>>152127676No wonder they lost
I don’t know if Foote makes it through the season.
>>152127696he's definitely going to need to see a podiatrist for his coaching style, that's for sure
Finland has officially pissed me off
3 game win streak! wow!
>>152127673Yeah it's the same thing pretty much. Intelligence goes pretty hand in hand with the capability to speak and understand different languages, that's why Québec has the highest IQ in canadian provinces.
>one third of teams tonight were shutout.What are they feeding the goalies this year?
>rags
>>152127722garyslop
MY nuckies are getting the first overall draft pick. You'll see.
highlight of the night
>>152127736We weren't supposed to be down here...
>>152127736>dont think so
>>152127757goddammit gary you ruin everything
>>152127291this shit lit
Its more fair to not just show the bottom three but the bottom 5 instead
>>152127736He is going to rangers, it's already settled. It's Panarin's last year, he will be dealt at the deadline (with rags retaining) and then rags will ship JT Miller away for a massive discount. Screencap this
>>152127761>the ball machine is valid and legitimate goyim
>Hearing Q. Hughes to Toronto. Return is Nylander and Rielly + roster player
>>152127789you gotta lay off the smack, friedman
>a .500 record gives you 26th place of 32 in this league The loser point is so fucking gay
>>152127806*gary
The boys on Overdrive this past week were talking about how many Canadian teams would make the playoffs this year and O Dog was adamant it'd be two at most. Seems he was right.
>>152127871sens oilers jets
>>152127750
>>152127770>laffs
>the difference between first place and second place is as big as the difference between second and having your heels nipped by the sabres>the avs have a bigger goal differential than the next four teams combined>the avs have 50% more regulation wins than any other teamwhat a silly season
>>152127959Going to be funny watching the Avs gets their shit pounded in the first round.
>>152127959I see no problem with this
>>152127871that's my boy finnegan
>>152127959>Avs on pace for 4 regulation losses in the season.>Avs had 4 losses in their cup winning playoffs in '22
I think this means Robertson just resigned.
>>152127995that would be the greatest choke since 2004, so i have complete faith that it's possible
good morning frens! :D it's 7:15am, time to start a new week with energy!
>>152128043re-signed
>>152128062fuck you kys
my sabres!
>>152128056i'm sorry fren but NOTHING will surpass tampa bay getting swept 4-0 by the wildcard Blue Jackets after the bolts finished with the greatest regular season record ever :D
what team do filipino twinks root for?
>>152128066based>>152128043cringe
>>152128043>Robertson just resignedFrom what?
>>152128101The Stars, he's had enough of playing with a goon like Rantanen.
>>152128107Move on, isles boy. The Romanov incident was caused by Myfield. The one where he heemed that flames guy was on him and got suspended for a reason
>>152128107>nine seasons in the nhl>zero majors>three games with jamie benn>three majors
Rantanens hits were all clean you’re taught from a young age to keep your head up flames and islanders coaches need to start educating shit players on basic ice skills. Probably why they’re both laughing stock organizations here and off this website.
>>152127494It's been almost four years now brotherJust let it go
This.Is.Everything.
Is it too early to start talking about the Flames dynasty?
>>152128118Rantanen stuck his skate out on Mayfield btwDirty player. Deserves more than 1 game
>>152128151Pretty sure it's called a psychosis when you imagine seeing something that didn't happen
>>1521281681993
>>152128142Im literally in tears. Iam so glad that Gary has grown the game and made hockey for everyone. He is so iconic
>>152128168psychosis would explain why bud thinks knoel is a real girl desu
>>152128141you said it not me
Can anyone catch the Avs?
>>152128286Except nobody did
nta but i said it once or twice for fun, and i will say it again once he scores again
>>152128378olympics injuries
>>152128378once they start actually playing playoff teams, yeah
why are finns such dirty players?
The more I think about it the more bummed out I get about the Canucks game. After Hronek scored early in the first I had so much hope, not just about the game but turning the whole season around. And then they just shat the bed. The next game isn't till Wednesday either so I just have to sit with this feeling.
I’m boycotting Olympics hockey
>>152128635Where are you pulling this from? The leafs have been good defensively.
im probably not going to end up watching much olympic hockey because its going to come on at like 5am or something and i cant be bothered to wake up for it
>>152128638it's like 3 weeks old
Who wants to bet the Avalanches will make it to the playoffs, than lose the first round?
>>152128618Retard
>>152128657that's the most common cope at this point
>>152128657bet
>>152128652no that's from this morning
>>152128657mack dog is unstoppable tho
six seven XD
>>152128684
>>152128686you lost
>>152128688lost what
I’m starting to think Mitch and Dylan are the same person and are all proxies created by Samir.
>>152128714mitch rules too much
It says a lot about a person whether or not their favorite player is a superstar in the league or some of hardworking grinder on the 3rd line... or god forbid a goalie.
Only shit teams playing tomorrow
>>152128848my favourites are the equipment guys
>>152128857Your moms favourite is my equipment
poo peeland
>>152128899
New Zealanders shag sheep
For me, its Mike Ricci of the San Jose Sharks
So many Boston college kids are Sharks now whats happening
>>152126957>rags
>>152127043>phoneposter is obsessed
>current leader in penalty minutes>only gets one game suspension How does he get away with being such a goon while everyone hates on Tom Wilson and Marchand?
>>152129445no one watches sunbelt hockey
>>152127710>canadianwhy are Finns too low IQ to capitalize the C?
>>152129612Finns are retarded yes but to be fair most languages don't capitalize it
>>152127871no days off for O Dog since returning from suspension, even Hayes takes the occasional Friday off
>>152129509Idiot
Death to the sunbelt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scyC9A6o_Ts
>>152129667don't ask questions that you don't want to hear the answer to
>>152127750any lipreader's here who can guess what celebrini says to reaves?
>>152129696>i really need to marner!!
Minnesota is Sweden's team now?
The Oilers are paying this guy nearly $4 million a season to get about 7 points a season
>>152129756that isnt a lot of money
>>152129806For that production it is.
>>152129813how so?
>earns over 4 mil a season>only 5 pointswhere is the shitposting for this guy?
Huomenta
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Our S&Psies have had a rough month :(
>>152130119turns out that shutting down the government has adverse affects on the economy
Our laffsies have had a rough month (a rough 70 years, to be exact).
>>152130158dumb laffer
We don't sign our posts here.
>>152130173then stop being a retard laffer
>>152130158Their cups shouldn't even count, maybe the ones in the 60s but even those are becoming a stretch. Can you imagine 100 years from now some retarded fan will brag about statistics that include hockey from early 1900s
>>152130184>gatekeeping cupseasy to say from a cupless flag
Samir is having a melty. >laffs
>>152130192we dont sign our posts here
>laffs>soilersThere's help for you out there, Samir.
>>152130213why are you a fan of two teams in the bottom of the standings?
Disassociation is a common symptom of Samir's pathology. See the surefire cure above.
>>152130223youre the one claiming youre a laffer then getting made over that fact
Samir, you'll have to make an appointment for a therapy dog, they're pretty busy these days.
>>152130314you would know
>>152129936>where is the shit posting for a guy on a team nobody cares about?
name the top 5 teams right now
>>152129936because nobody is rampantly up in arms over seeing the Senators, unlike what MapleJeet and Habijeet fans think
>>152130469>name the top 5 teams right now>"My >soilers and my >laffs are #1 and #2, obviously.">t. Samir
>>152129925We just do the Lindy walk
get rid of the OTL point
Any lightning bros here?
>>152130637Uh, mods? I can't find my New York Rangers in this image
>>1521306375-4-3-2-1-0 is the only system that makes every outcome equal and fair
>>152128848my favorite player got in trouble for beating a Ukrainian prostitute up
>>152128848My fav is Lucic
>>152130710He’s rooting in the AHL now
Our Sennies play tonight! :)
>>152130821true :)
my habs don't play until Wednesday in the middle of the night
>>152130967finna bust out the pajamas gimmick again bud? it's over with me
>>152130967Abolish Western teams
good song
>>152130491>contracts can only be bad if posters care about the team
winning the lottery next month
>>152131049That's not what you asked though
>>152131052You better use the winnings to purchase the /hoc/ mansion
morning chat i am totes ready for another night of hockey what game are we watching
>>152131218where we thinking? I'm looking somewhere in the BC interior
>>152131052you too?
>>152131257good morning. gary did us dirty tn, im afraid. not one game on sportsnet or tsn this evening. might be a raw night for me.
>>152131152the answer is the same though no one cares about shit teams like the senators
>>152131365come sail the open seas brother
Soooo the Flames are good now?
>>152131280Living in a rainforest would be cool
>>152131382>6 rwno
on our way to a playoff spot
>>152131401>traveling by horse in the age of the carno wonder they always are late
>>152131401that's the cavalry. here is the infantry
>>152131460Albertans are a backward people
>>152128635fraud teams exposed
>>152131556who hate rats
>>152131280You're not putting that on our land, whiteye.
>>152131375which is why you don't hear about him being a bust you 30 IQ bozo, now scram!
For me, its the charming little town of Wakefield Quebec
>>152131594but what if we did a land acknowledgement
>>152130946Every team has an additional motivation to win against the Leafs. Even the Sabres won against the Canes just to own the Leafs. Must be painful to be a Leafs fan.
>>152131658We prefer gold.
>>152131599your team is shit and run by retards
>>152131704could we interest you in old surplus denim jackets aswell as some stocks in a casino?
>>152131704>Vegas fansSorry can't let you in
>>152131707Those are my Oilers
my older brother texted me a link to therapists in my city
>tfw was in grade 5 the last time the sabres made the playoffs >about to be 26how are they still shit
>>152131795>grade 26dumb frogposter
Reminder
so I tried my hand at strands again today, and somehow, with the category being 'horsing around', I managed to find the word 'trainer' in the puzzle and yet it was not one of the hidden words. Absolutely flawed game like connections
>>152131831>21 points in 22 games is last placeparity has arrived
>>152131835i needed to use a hint
>>15213179526? kid you dont even remember the best hockey era. i feel bad now
>>152131872one of the words was made out of whole cloth
my wordle streak takes priority over my family
>>152131870>parityYes, all the shit teams are same same. Shit.
>>152131870the magic of Garypoints
>>152131936those are your red wings
im proud of my performance today
>>152127000My islanders have more points than all these teams
>>152129750That team is too old, they won't be able to keep up with young and fresh players like Celebrini, Bedard, Logan Cooley or Gauthier
there's a zoomer itt rn
Is there a chance that a team not named Colorado, Carolina, Dallas or Florida can win it this year? Who might that team be?
>>152132035new jersey
>>152131999You betcha. You should see my haircut.
q u a c k
>>152129756>>152129936Oh hey guys can I join in?
>>152132067is it bussin?
>>152131979based wordler
>>152132107kid at church yesterday had the zoomer bussin hair and frankly I thought that trend was over
>>152132264next time you see him ask if he has some carrots and dip to go along with that hair
>>152132279kek he won't be quite so bussin' after that barb
>>152132100hey qt
>>152130693Varlamov?
Time to get some Donnie & Dhali going, should be a fun show with how poorly the Canucks played last night.
>>152132035Habs
>>152131795I’m 28 and sometimes forget that they were once decent
>>152132346BASED
>>152132279That's racist.
>>152132367Gary rigged it for them.
im a zoomerphobe
>>152132416this country needs another vietnam
gonna trade in my 30 year old gf for a 23 year old gf I think.
>>152132483Venezuela might pop off and your dream becomes a reality
>>152132394Nah that wasn't his first full season so he didn't have time to fully set his influence yet
>>152132491I'll offer the 20 year old I've been on 2 dates with for your 30 year old gf + her mom.
why are quebeckers like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nDWTgNqRCI
>>152129750>no linus omarkshant be watching
>>152132508done deal sweden. Is the 20 year old stacked? My 30 year old is hot but itty bitty titty committee
here's the tea, girlies !
>>152132558>itty bitty titty committeenotorious butt sluts I'd like to put in a bid
i got a 20 year old gf that im willing to part with for the right price(she's male if that matters)
>>152132581does she play for chicago
>>152132567who cheated on who
>>152132574Swede has offered me a 20 year old, thats the offer you have to top
Which hockey player has the lost izzat
>>152132610rempe
>>152132593im not parting with bedard (ever)
>>152132640>staying through twink deathnow that's true love
>>152132497No, I was an intern back then. The first thing Gary did after foreskin inspection was he told us hasbs were winning the Cup.
jen! raj is unhinghed
https://youtube.com/shorts/QRo8ZCtUDHM?si=Y7pMKwYxC9ckWEyi
Why don't you north americans go to Sweden and get at gf here? Women here adore north american men, they are much more extroverted and talkative, spontanous and funnier than native swedes.
>bottom 10 offense>bottom 10 defense>middle of the pack PP>middle of the pack PK>first in AtlanticParity is like communism, everyone is equally fucked
>>152132708>swede enthusiastically cucking himselfYou can't make this up
>>152132100Is this bad contracts anonymous?
>>152132708i have bad social anxiety and i have blonde hair and blue eyes so they'd just assume i was another dumb swede :(
>>152132742bud said he should be a 1st line player and made fun of the laffs for not liking good players
>>152132771Bud just had a crush on him
>>152132708I have a speech impediment and it makes me shy
>>152132718Your team is shit and run by a retard.
gimmick has go away heat with me
>>152132855What’s that say about your non-first place team
>>152132708im not confident enough for a normal white woman so i have to settle for an asian woman
>>152132708women are stupid and i don't respect them
>>152132885yeah it's gay but good new bro the knights play today
>>152132708This new Swedish tourism advertising campaign is wild
>>152132696Too soon...
>>152132963Lmao, gay.
Alexandar Georgiev is an unrestricted free agent after clearing unconditional waivers. His contract has been terminated by the #sabres.
back to bulgaria you go
>>152133105oiers should sign him
>>152133118Why
>>152133146Because he's SHIT just like their current goalies
>>152132969yeah true go knights
>>152133175raw too
>>152133118skinner would commit sudoku if the oilers replaced him with fourgiev
>>152133178You want it raw with your boyfriend? Well we didn't need that information
>>152133178pretty kino teams for war games I imagine jimmy takes the pin but I believe in papa h
>>152133184nah tranny that's you tiny lost btw
>>152133194Can you type so that people can understand your posts? Is that too much to ask?
>>152133160Just like my islanders
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the second best team in the league for the faceoffs.
>>152133160>want to get better tending>retard gms on /hoc/ recommend replacing shit with shitno wonder this place has zero cups
>>152133208no milly
There are literally no good canadian teams right nowWhat happened?
>>152133208no half milly?
bud1 for nothing and your mitch for free
>>152133237>>152133244I don't know who that is
your crosbys, your lemieuxes, your buljus
>>152133238There is one good team and a peloton. Wait 20 more games.
>>152133238gary's merc system is working as intended
>>152133253oh trust us, we know KWAB
>-5
>>152133289Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152133307You know what?
all i know is bud won
>>152133330thank you gary
bud did not 1
no milly dilly loses all the time like tiny r con kwab
>>152133334no semblance of a milly
slopdown was cancelled
>>152133351Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152133376Marv Edwards look like he has seen some shit
>>152133370I have no clue what you are saying and I doubt that you do either. But I know that your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152133379
>>15213339335 years old in that picture
>>152133398oh no couldn't be my team we have a milly. and recently too KWAB
>>152133412If you have a milly on your team then it truly is shit any respectable hockey fan would know this
Copey vs. Dylan is underway
>>152133379yeah ya actually thinking of hampage
>>152133422based illiterate retard kwab no milly *dabs*
*hits the ring**RKOs dylan**2 sweets Copey**has a Knights jersey underneath my Dallas*
/sp/ would be nothing without /hoc/
>>152133452based
this would be /hoc/ without copey, rapey, dylan, randy, bud, and mitch
bud is watching... waiting...
>>152133382that describes my team, gary!
why no cheer leader in nhl
what he say fuck me for
terrible
florida panthers are just mountain lions that got cut off from the rest of the pack
>>152133488copey and mitch won nerd
>>152133488Ted dying was the beginning of the end
>>152133504we may never know why trb said that to bud on 04/17/22
>>152133493id like to be a cheerleader for the chicago blackhawks or san jose sharks
>>152133528Sam was the heart and soul games gone
>>152133521There's no mountains in florida retard
Canadians just typing random shit in /hoc/ because all their teams are trash right now.Guess it doesn't matter cause canadians don't even know hockey anymore
>>152133508Do the 8 lines 8 anything in France at the very least?
>>152133561xhe rb obsessing over canachads once again
>>152133528i miss being able to tell him to clean his grill and throw away the box
>>152133569name one good current canadian team
>>152133525Mitch doesn't post here anymore
>>152133581team canada
>>152133581Flames are heating up
>>152133592Whens their next game? I said current
why is a rookie leading all goaltending stats.......
>>152133608buffalo sabres
>>152133601Heating up the bottom of the Pacific division maybe KEK
>>152131382No they are what you call a "mid" team
>>152133584Nice try Mitch. Don't think we don't see you obsessing over TBG 24/7
>>152133601Bro, they're in last place of the pacific division.
>>152133567it's what macron does first thing every morning
>>152133658>trb still calling himself "TBG"that ship sailed long ago, 1317 days to be exact
>>152133692those are a lot of days desu
>>152133553florida panthers are a subspecies of mountain lion retard
>>152133723>Juho PiiparinenHow the fuck is that guy 4th on this li-oh wait its Craig Button disregard
>>152133561>all
79 days
>>152133723i thought this was supposed to be a strong draft year
>>152133850strong bust game
>>152133846not saying that
>>152133871based me neither
At the Dallas V Calgary game on Saturday night when the Flames were up 1-0 in the second period people started doing the wave and I yelled at little children to stop. I yelled at little children to stop doing the wave.
>>152133908Rantanen killed Coronato as punishment to the Flames fanbase for being such joyless dickheads.
>>152133680jen
>>152133723Craig Button diddles kiddies and is a leaf hero.
>>152133871I'll post it once after the gold game
the aftertaste of dayquil that lingers for an hour after i drink it makes me want to kill my self
>>152133908this dolphin rules you can tell he watches Raw
>>152133850>winger projected first overall>strong draftholy retard
>>152133985I'd heem that dolphin.
>>152134042you'd get buried so deep they'd have to make a new indiana jones gimmick to find your body
>>152134042that dolphin would rape you for no other reason than joy
>>152134066The last 3 dolphins I heemed said that, too. They shut up quick.
>>152134119>claiming a dolphin spoke to youretard
>>152133966>Craig Button diddles kiddiesa typical american then
>>152134137Dolphins are like leafs, couple good shots and they turtle.
>>152134087much like bud
>>152134171that isnt how i remember 4nash going
>>152134195Wtf is this drunken babble?
>>152134216ya fucking boring kiddo
>4nash
>>152134195>4nash
>>152134216you were cuter when you were aggressive showing your dumb side isn't attractive
I mean, leafs are still incomprehensible.
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>>152134270then why are you so obsessed?
>>152133738The species is called the "cougar", mountain lion is a regional dialect just like catamount is around me.
>>1521342971 9 9 3
>>152134297canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years
sunbelters are a subspecies of human
>the leader of the Atlantic division has a negative point differentialHow the fuck does this even happen in a sport wtf
>>152134352canada won the 4 nations tournament this year
>>152134356ya mad
>>152134352My theory is that their teams are shit.
Canada isn't a real country, its a fur trading corporation that britain forgot to bring home when they left.
>>152134396oh the all star game? ackchyually they ties the championship series 1-1
>>152134419pay the tax
sunbelt OUTboring nerd OUT
>>152134421no im not referring to an all star gamereferring to the 4nations that way would be cope, especially from a nation that lost
>>152134396don't mention this around trb
>>152134450wasn't he the guy that was.. ya know
> NHL OFFICIAL DOGSHIT LIST - UPDATEDThe putrid stench here is just overpowering.
i hope global warming gets worse and sunbelters fry
>>152134442oh yeah that was the all star game kek
>>152134530loser cope
>>152134419so you're saying a fur trading corporation literally burnt down the white house? HAHAHA! know what a massive cuck that makes you?
think new gear will help him?
>>152134576His gear should be principal seymour skinner-themed
>>152133723Stenberg part of Gary's tribe?
>>152134694no retard
>>152129816Players with 2 points in 25 games generally make 700k
russians decades ago: datsyuk, fedorov, elite 2 way centersrussians today: either goalies or pure offensive wingerswhat happened
>>152134363Gary's bag of tricks is bottomless
>>152134822>Players with 2 points in 25 games generally play for soilers.
Happy birthday Swayman!
>>152134822what about 2 goals?
>>152134822the oilers have only played 24 games
bros Bedard is getting harassed by autograph seekers, what can Gary do to protect him?
>an american thinking they can heem anyoneoh my sides
>>152134846femboys
>>152134421Goal diff tie breaker goes to the USA
the only things yankees heem are bottles of antidepressants and corn syrup
>>152134969They have to assault him with injury twice in 41 days before Gary will act
>>152134993>implying it was a series more loser cope
>>1521349991993
>year of our lord two thousand and twenty>cup is won in canada by the home team
Test
>>152134999Would
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>>152135329>>152135329
>earlyfag threads
>>152135131is that your weight?
