Can'tnada for sure will clinch KWABOTY 2026 when USA beats them in Men's Hockey on Sunday
canada doesnt even have a sporting history. theyre just not sportspeople, not competitive, too nice, too beta. this is just another page in the story of canada.also still tony.
>>153558588Yes
>>153558703Canadians are very rude actually. They don't say please and thank you or hold doors open for people
>>153558588you're a dumb idiot and also fat
>>153558720>>153558749wow, i cant believe its true. ive lost respect for them. im not mad, im just disappointed.
>>153558749Better than being known as cheaters, liars and most importantly LOSERS
why is uk wojak being so mean to ireland wojak :(
>>153558588If I was Canadian I wouldn't even watch sports anymore after they lose in hockey. Literally the only thing they have left and they're about to lose AGAIN to team USA
>>153558588Canada will be speaking American soon
>>153558822I'll show their moms what a mountie means in USA
>>153558703>>153558765I will take the L against americans but I will be damned if a buck toothed tea drinking nigel looking ass bo'ol a wo'er chewsday unseasoned beans FAGGOT tries to talk shit to me
>>153558799
>>153558588The fuck are you talking about? They're playing against us in the semis, canucks will be slaughtered by these dubs
>>153558854They beat your ass in your new national sport of cricket now that you lost hockey
>>153558865kwab
>>153558865Finnbro just know the entire 330 million AmeriChads will be rooting for Finland tomorrow
>>153558880This, but unironically
I can feel the freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1edMO8Vv5KY
>>153558808I've seen you lose to us in hockey, basketball and soccer in the past three years. What the fuck are you talking about ? Your country literally hadn't won at Olympics hockey since 1980Now shit up and enjoy being ethnically replaced by Mexicans
If USA actually beats Canada for gold then they will be KWAB for the next 4 years, but I don't have much confidence that will happen.
>>153559035FIBA deez nuts
>>153559035>Lost Stanley Cup 33 years in a row>Lost World Series and choked in humiliating fashion>Lost MLS Cup>Lost World Juniors>Lost IIHF to Denmark (kek)>HUMILIATED on home ice by Team USA>Lost the political battle>Lost the tariffs war>Lost the immigration war>Lost to Team USA twice in women's hockey>Cheated in curling and had a meltdown when called out on cheating>Cheated again two hours later and had another meltdown when confronted>Destroyed reputation on world scale and are KWABOTY 2026If you lose in hockey, the #9 sport in USA, you will be mocked til the day you die
>>153559077>The Czech republic have a more recent gold medal in hockey than the USA
>>153559088Did you not watch the game today? Retard
trb tier thread
>>153559167
>>153559097>women save me
>>153559213see>>153559077
>sees OP flagthe false flagging during olympics is unreal. shout out to norwegians on /sp/ though, they've been keeping in real in the chat.
>>153559097>he thinks 'figure skating with sticks' is hockeyy
>>153558588USA doesn't beat Canada in gold medal games. We only beat them in group stage games. Canada will cuck us again with a final minute/OT goal
>czechia and Sweden have best of best gold medals in Olympic hockey but not USA
>>153558765This bitch has 25000 likes on tinder but every guy bails as soon as they see her 320lb ass waddle around the corner for their date
>>153558588Canada's entire national identity is based around maple syrup and not being the USA. it's not a culture that breeds excellence and pride. There's no reason why they should be worse than Norway, or the Netherlands, or Austria, in the Olympics.
>>153559282They're just like the LA Clippers to the Lakers
>>153559035grats on beating our D team in a 3rd place game...i guess?
>>153559282Wasn't always the case sadly
>>153559305Wow Canada was good>2010 took place in CanadaJust proves you are a nation of cheaters
>>153559312
>>153559077>lost stanley cup 33 years in a roweven burger-hating canadians won't take this baitcanada wins the stanley cup every year50% of the nhl is canadian
>>153559305Germany?!?
>>153558720Maybe it's the tourists but every person from Ontario or Quebec were the most arrogant pieces of shit I ever met
>>153559326lmao
>>153559326KWAB
>>153559343When Florida won last year the Cup spent a few days in the US with the 1 or 2 American players, and then weeks in Canada and Finland. that's fucked up.
>>153559372When the Stanley Cup is won every year, it is won by American residents
>>153559343my finest OC :)
>>153559394when you lose against Slovakia make sure your tranny gunpersons don't start shooting the rink up please and thank you
>when your country has so few achievements in the sport you post about Stanley cups instead
>>153559077
>>153559445>when you're so mind broken from losing 33 years in a row to a country who has NHL as their #9 sports league, you have to resort to exhibition tournaments
>>153559445>when the sport that defines your entire country is controlled by an American league because you can't put together your own league with the best players, so you have to greentext on Epstein's friend's forum
>>153559423>Canadian 9Xhe's a beauty!
>>153559445>he posts this on the day that Canada hockey got bootyblasted by the US in the most humiliating manner possible
>>153559501https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/7gnnrw-268068069.png/>footballpost hand
>>153559524lurk more newfag
>>153558588Reminder-The USA is ranked 6th in the world-The USA has never had a world ranking above 4th at any point in time-The USA has not won an Olympic gold in 45 years-The last (and only) best on best tournament the USA has ever won was the 1996 world Cup-Even when it comes to meme hockey like the Skoda cup the USA has not won since 2025-The USA's three most important games versus Canada were the 2002 gold medal game (USA were hosts), the 2010 gold medal game (Canada were hosts), and the 2025 4 Nations final (USA was at home) they lost all of them-The NHL has never been at least 30% american players, it is quite literally the least "american" american league there is, even less than the MLS
The fact that NHL is the main professional hockey league but isn't based in Canada would be like if Mexico had the main American football league with all the top players instead of USA running it. Leafs can't even operate the top professional league for their own national sport. They need another country to run it for them.
>>153559555Reminder: You've never seen your team win a Stanley Cup in HD
>>153559555>-The NHL has never been at least 30% american players, it is quite literally the least "american" american league there is, even less than the MLSAnd yet Canada needs America to run the league for their sport since they aren't able to maintain such a major league.
>>153559562but i have witnessed the men win olympic gold several times unlike you poor sir
>>153559472>to a country who has NHL as their #9 sports league, you have to resort to exhibition tournamentsWell I supposed it's about time you figure out how to beat us in hockey. You have been beating mexico at soccer for years now so I guess it's another sport you can win at that you don't care about
>>153559567>>153559561Can'tnadians are great for generating money so Gary can cuck them even more every year
>>153559529post hand
Why do Canadians choose to move to America and play for American teams?
>>153559567americans need us to prop up the league, we are happy to take the merc moneywe have the cfl for our own
>>153559592>americans need us
>>153559588gary's draft system eliminates the choice
>>153559598im not paying ekblad 6 million a year to win cups for florida, but some rich american is
>>153559570When you lose Sunday, you will have nothing left to say except you are cucked
>>153559614if*when we win you'll go back to pretending you dont care about this shit sport for a couple of weeks until gary hands over another sunbelt cup
>>153558588Why do they all have the Indian swastika
>>153559621Sorry my mom told me not to talk to people who are cupless
>>153559637ive got a cup right here for you
>>153559666my cup is bigger than yours
>>153559666>silver Foreshadowing
>>153559678won off the backs of canadiansgross americans had no part of winning this
>>153559681
>>153559681you feel it don't you?
>>153559689Looking back, this was a pretty entertaining meme event. The shitposting was pretty unreal
>>153559689>greatest moment of his life is winning 1 of 2 all star gamesNo matter how bad my life gets, at least I know it can't sink as low as this
>>153559709>it doesnt countthere is the loser cope ive come to expect from america
>>153559614>lose Sundayyeah maybe if you face our women's team
>>153559722keep crying
>>153558703SGA nigga
>>1535597402014 conn smythe winner was justin williams, proud canada
>>153559740American captain Anze Kopitar
>>153559740>kangz n shitAsterisk win, just like Tampa's
>>153559754
>>153559760>>153559740
>>153559766a fine moment for all countries involved bankrolled by american billionaires
Hockey is dying in Canada. If you beat us in Sunday it won't have the same impact it would have if we lost in 2002 or 2010 when we played the USA
>premptively talking about cups instead of the international tournament currently taking placeamerisisters I don't feel so good
>>153559784proud cucknadian
based Elon understands
>>153559812>preemptively talking about winning 1 of 2 all star games
Canadians are the biggest poofs around
>>153558588Like if they took the high road and apologized, people would have moved on but they continue to cheat and claim they didn't despite 4K evidence
Yes we will cheat Yes you will seethe
>>153559826True a team full of Canadians is an all-star team. A team full of americans is a bunch of dusters
>>153559813the american billionaire is the cuck in this scenario, he is the one paying canadians to watch them winjeff carter was all too happy to represent canada when askedyou may recognize another king in this photo
>>153559861
>>153559875
Frisson
>>153559327Germany has been top 3 basically every year but 2014 going back to 1992 (i imagine if you add east and west germany together it goes back a lot farther). I mean there are still 25~ medaling events but Germany's collapse this year is honestly even more surprising than canada.
>>153559887KWAB
>>153559323canada still can get there3 golds outstanding in team sportsand plenty of skating events left
>>153559764Which one?
>>153559894context: the one on the ice got her ankles broken by a nasty move which led to the ot goal she is wallowing in self pity
I like shitting on Canada as much as the next fella but this 1 of 2 all star games is cope
New Canadian flags
Over 50% of stanley cup winners are CanadianOnly TWO American captains have ever won the cupCanada's Olympic roster has 15 Stanley cup winnersAmerica's roster has 3
>>153560000Cope
>>153560032>Only TWO American captains have ever won the cupthe most grim stat of all
>>153560032>>15356004011,680 days
>>153560036About you coping? Kek doesn't even make sense.
>>153560040one of them was later disgraced by having his captaincy removed despite bringing 2 cups to a formerly cupless team
>>153560036uhm anon is right tho. youre still seething that we lost. kwab
>entire country covered in snow 6 months a year>not even top 5
>>153560036*punches self*kwab
>>153560063>>153560072"lost"
>>153560089this image is still incorrectcanada won in 1990 and 1993
>>153560040>>153560070Captains? What purpose does the captain serve? Do you line up to suck his dick in the showers after the game? Fucking knew Canadians were weird
>>153560114leadership
>>153560126nah that's some woman shit. I bet this faggot watches that homo hockey show that all the chicks at my job talk about
>>153560096I really hope we win just for your own sake, fella. 4 years of seething and coping can not be healthy for a person.
>>153560133I know why we're saying this
>>153559529>watches NiggercollisionPost hand Amerimutt.
Okay…we’ll let you have hockey.It’s all you got left to believe in
>>153560114if captains don't matter then why are 90% of Stanley Cup captains Canadian?
>>153560096>3-1>lose anywayseethey raped retard (You)
>forgot to change his VPN location twice and lost track of which one he was supposed to useKek what a KWAB
>153560220meant for >153560220
>>153559555>The NHL has never been at least 30% american playersseems we're doing extremely well then
It’s embarrassing how obsessed you guys are with Canada. Our smugness only grows.
>>153560324We get it trb, you're loving your British vpn.
>>153560269you do have a lot of really great players this year, but Canada has the stronger roster.
>>153560366So did the Soviets. We'll just have to see what happens.
>>153560162>only 28 years oldunlucky genes
>>153560427
The NHL team I root for is american though
>>153558588They cheat and still can't get golds. Sad!
>>153560847me too, want a fucking cookie?
>>153558703>canada doesnt even have a sporting historythe word 'sporting' is superfluous in this sentence
>>153559097>do I watch women attempt to play men's sportsAs a matter of fact I did not and will not
>>153558854you cucked the stanley cup to the yanks ffsanyway, come on utah mammoths
>>153559789>Hockey is dying in CanadaWell no shit, Jeets can't skate
>>153561189The thing is their cheating ways have permeated into their Olympic team by osmosis
>>153559789>that many flipsgrim.
>>153561189you taught mexicans how to skate, give us time
damn anglo canadians are cringe...
leaf redemption arc begins now
>loses to GB in curling>loses to US in hockey Nothing personal leafbros
>>153565052it was personal for me
>>153565886based pajeeta
>>153563535basically a nation of cucks if you think about it. at least the aussies got the chad mick convict genes.
USA won't beat Canada on Sunday. But not for the reasons you think.
>>153558588>Ireland>anglo
>>153558720lol
>>153565036>0-2 Kek
>>153558720UntrueHonestly the dick measuring over being the most polite and helpful motherfucker on the block can be a little tiring >>153559335>self-important capitol cityslickers>french cityslickers Yes they're notorious for arrogance
>>153558865What's this image from?
CANADA IS BACK
>>153558765big booba
Canada needed 2 frauded PPs to win.
>>153567864>3-2ez
Good game finland. Great goltending. great goals. We got a bit lucky desu. Finland may the best team in the tournament, now it should be smooth sailing unless Slovakia wins their game
>>153570404>We got a bit luckyThe refs fully rigged it. Embarrassing display
>americopes
They show slow motion video and images of every call they make
>>153561065I actually tried those cookies the other day. Did not like them
>>153570510>Shove guy into own goalie>WTF NO INTERFERENCEAmerican culture is fully centered around niggers
>>153559266what is this webm
>>15355932658% of the NHL is not Canadian, and this number is even higher for American teams. Canada never wins Stan Lee Cups.
ffs Suomiyou could have delivered the greatest KWAB of these Olympics and you choked
>>153558865
>needed Canadian refs to steal a win from the better team These frauds should have been eliminated against Finland. Their luck will run out and their silver will always have an asterisk
>>153558588You better do it Burgerbros.No Stanley CupNo Olympic gold
>>153570821Everyone knows that was a blatant dive you fucking cheaters
>>153572075>expect fatthews to win anythingLMAO
