Stupid faggots.
Wow, the accusations.Listen up fuckin ameritard, you did not get your first pair of skis at the same time you learned to walk. You'll never have a chance invading norway, except for nuking us.Shut the fuck up, eat your fucking Trump votes and enjoy your fucking downfall.You fucking degenerate!
Yeah what Norway said
Norway is friendNorway would be cooler if they got better at hockey like their scandi brothers though
>>153564684hmmm
No, you
>>153564739Just mathematics, the population is so far spread out. We don't have hockey rinks in the districts, so primary and secondary school don't have the chance to practice on a team.What we do have is hundreds of thousand square kilometers of snow covered marshland and mountains, which is why we fucking rule individual sports.Then again, who the fuck wants to be a teamplayer?Invade Svalbard, trumpfuckers. I double dare you!
>>153564750Still below 1/14 of the Canadian cases in the same year.While the population is 1/8 of Canada.Shut the fuck you innumerate Canadian, go cheat with your curling team!
>>153564684>Bomb your offshore rigs>State collapsesHave fun with those skis tho!
>>153564880You fuckin trumpidiot! Educate yourself!It's basically our defence, we'll destroy it all ourselves at the first sign of an invasion.You're the rapist and we'll shit our pants to make it i attractive!
>>153564880we wont allow norway to fall
Unattractive Then again autocorrect was actually correct. Americans love shit!
>>153564936>SVEN BREAK OUT THE PEN!!!....it's time to write a strongly worded letter!!
>>153564750Why are looking at this data right now?
>>153564999You stupid fuckin ameritard.We have govermental advisors telling us how much water and food to stock in case of your fucking president shitting his pants and fucking up the unprecedented global peace we experienced in his fucking lifetime.Fuck your country! I moved all my stocks and pension to coherent markets. Check out usd to NOK
>>153565068Relax dude it's just some banter
>>153563904Fuck off, Norway is based.Gonna go enjoy some brunost on crispbread now.
>>153565088Why should I fucking relax when every night brings some Trump-related tumultous to the world peace.I'm fucking ready to fight you fucking ameritards up here in the arctics.
>>153565153Maybe OP is right, maybe we are stupid faggots
>>153565153I think take a break from the news/Internet or something man. I can't stand Trump but there's not much I can do about it now. Just spend time with the people you love and be a positive member to your immediate community
>>153565153Click bait to Garner a reaction out of you for the purpose of taking up some positionLearn to ignore the noise my Scandinavian fren, and to let you in on the truth. The president is pretty much an overglorified figure head, the people who do anything in this country sit in the capitol building
>>153565274But this is the reality, we're 5 million people and the us president is talking about invading Greenland.I do not care about what a single american can do. You're off the list for the unforeseeable future. Just remember you'll have "mujahedin on snow"^2 if you fucking try us!
>>153565188Maybe
>>153565386It's rightful American clay.
>>153565386so what if the usa invades greenland, you did nothing when russia invaded ukraine, because you're a coward nation, always hiding behind the usa
>>153565386Why am I picturing you writing this from a mountain top with some rusty old rifle continually scanning the ocean for americans
>>153565470Not really.If you look at the contribution to Ukraina compared to gdp, Norway is in the fucking lead.Keep shitting your pants and benefit from the eeu, polack!
>>153565153Don't worry about it and save your energy, you'll have plenty of time to screech soon
>>153564684Go off king
Wait, why does anyone care about norway now? They have a cool flag, but I dont know a single other thing about them.
>>153565692You seem unreasonably asshurt about all this. Did an American fuck your girlfriend?
>>153565709short video related
>>153565470>you did nothing when russia invaded ukraineNigga you have 7 times our population and fucking border Ukraine and you have still contributed far less to Ukraine's war effortsAbsolutely pathetic self-serving cunts
>>153565805Nope, I just hated americans since Bush jr. With your recent pedophile, demented, corrupt and orange president, I'm fucking ready to fight you! Come at it, cowards!
>>153565835man I remember that add, they had to close comments first then remove it. SAS hasn't said a word about it since it got so roasted even by lefties
>>153565835God you just know some slimy hooked nose villain made this shit while feminists clapped
>>153565709i wonder if it is just me that likes the danish flag better.
>>153565805The scandinavian population as a whole really really dislikes the US right now. I don't think you realize how unpopular your country is over here. Our military will literally defend greenland vs america in a heartbeat. Nearly 100% of the population supports it.
>>153566337Interesting, seeing how the only gold medal in winter olympics is depentant on Norway. As is your Bacalao.
>>153566446This.You wish for a scandinavian girlfriend, incel!We just fucking hate you!
>>153564776vad i helvete är detta
>>153566446>Fund our war against Russia >Cool will you help us in the Pacific?>No>Ok fuck you>ZOMG WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN???the females of geopolitics
>>153566814Showing of your misogynistic traits and at the same time trying to contribute to European culture.Shut the fuck up, american!
>>153566446Right, just like how Sweden really stepped in a stopped Norway from being invaded in 1940? Also the overwhelming majority of our population and politicians are vehemently against a military invasion of Greenland so you're getting worked up over nothing
>>153564936You did 80 years ago just fine
>>153566446You scandis really want to believe you're still badass vikings from the middle ages, huh?
>>153567540>>153567909they are all neets, and my country is smaller in population than the scandis, but they are really chihuahas, and chihuahas don't know they are small
Take out cross country skiing and they have a whopping 3 medals, all in speed skating, kekwb. britfags give us shit in the summer limpics as if all ours are track and pool but we won medals in 34 different sports, imagine only winning in TWO, perk of living in the norf pole innit. I've never seen a frozen pond in my life and it only snows once every 5 years here
>>153568227This poster is so brown he can't tell these sports apart kek
>>153567275Like you entered the war before pearl Harbour.Shut the fuck up ameritard, sit down and watch your country dissolve!
>>153563904I hate /int/cels so much it's fucking unreal
>>153568440still skis innit. and you should be thanking browns isak, it's black history month FFS, your scandi women wouldn't even know how to ski without based blacks teaching them just like how they taught y'all how to bathe
>>153568637>still skisYes, and a marathon runner should be good at sports climbing, triple jump and archery cause they're all wearing shoesFucking mong, never post again
>>153563904Get dabbed on!
good job on the gold medals record norbros. can you send me some delicious atlantic salmon
>>153564776wat in ik ook is dat
>>153568658there is no reason to be this butthurt over skiing being your only sport, Lukas. just embrace it! :)
>>153568487>Like you entered the war before pearl Harbour.Why would they have done that? It wasn't their fight, it would have never been if the Japanese navy wasn't stupid enough to attack them.
>>153568721Skiing is our only sport but the top scorer in the biggest sport in the world is Hegerberg for women and Haaland is on pace to overtake the men's recordYeah, that makes perfect sense, Amerimutt
>>153568637The american flag brings up BBC out of nowhere again. Like clockwork.
>>153564776The darkest part of this is you know management is only doing this to see who isn't dancing and fire them / schedule them less until they quit
>>153568069although hitler did not invade us, the nazis did take our women and kids for their Lebensborn program
>>153568779buddy you just did that lmao, it was just a random pic of a black guy teaching a white woman how to ski>>153568778I'm embarrassed for you even bringing up whatever that is on the left, and nice sorting on the right, oof Ollie, big oof lil ski bro
>>153566446>Our military will literally defend greenland vs americaDamn, they must be shaking in their boots rn
>>153563904fuck you, fat retards
>>153568763Why wouldn't the americans pick a side? Because they were selling shit to both parties. Nazi Cola!Fuck Americans, no matter which party. You are worth less than 1% percent to a norwegian, we fucking own you with our oil fund!
>>153568942What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>153569139You sound unwell, you do know you're behind a computer, very cowardly too
>>153568883You mean the army that couldn't defeat afghan farmers fighting with soviet-era equipment in the mountains? Well yeah, they should be...?
This isnt /int/
>>153569319that afghan war was about taking out al-Qaida and bin laden, the taliban finally gave up bin laden and signed a peace treary. mission accomplished
>>153569444treaty*
>>153569376jannies literally don't exist
We tried our best to contain them in biathlon
What even is this thread? Did something happen between the US and Norway or is OP just mad about medals?
>>153569646Not sure but it seems that the norwegian (Bergsapa) is easily offended and triggered, and it is so funny to watch him lose his mind over the achievements of OTHERS, :DDDDD quite demented
>>153569646OP was just mad about medals but the Norge here is turboasshurt about the US for no real reason.
>>153569811No real reason?Your fucking president has threatened europe. Fucking couch fucker Vance has told us we are a threat.Fuck your rethoric, come on and invide us.
>>153563904Jeet
I dunno about Norway but Sweden is retarded for having accepted so many "political refugees" from Peru decades ago, all hardcore marxist leninists that killed 60k people here and were obviously hunted down when we overcame them.Instead, if you want to apply for work/living to any Scandinavian country as a honest multilingual professional you have to go through countless drawbacks and limitations, all the while being way behind black muslims from Africa when the appplications actually go in.So yeah, you have all of our worst people, radical leftist terrorists, please filter better next time.
>>153569087>sucking norge cockgrim
>>153570793I've never met a Peruvian in Norway in my life
>>153570867Yeah all the ones I know of live in Sweden, I think you guys have always been very stringent as a whole in comparisonOf those 1844 at least 1500 must be hoes that enticed some retard nord to wife them upEither way, too many petrolum blacks in Oslo living there full time man and all men wtf, you get my point now? You are too open to africans
>>153565835>Conveniently leaves out lutefisk, leftse, and Ikea
Norway is nice. Oslo is fun. Tromso is pretty. Don't be a whiny cunt OP
>>153570980No, I don't get your pointSomalis are the largest Black group in Norway and its barely changed in size in the past 10 yearsAnyway, this is /sp/, not /int/
>>153571117Ggs man enjoy agartha
>>153570693We live next to the USA, calm down stupid
>>153565835by this definition, the only true authenticity is creation ex nihilo. so there is no culture anywhere because we all copied things. great outlook, not self-defeating at all.
>>153566446Get real, Svencuck. Europoors dislike the US as a political entity, but they are literally sluts for American cockYou can be the ugliest fucking mutt but in Europe you will have insane aura just from being American. Whores will wet their pants just from hearing an American accent and fantasize about receiving a crumb of attention from a representative of the pop cultural epicenter of the world.
in what sport did we beat the mighty murrika, best in the world etc
>>153563904People laugh at the argie who hated Norway but he was right all along
>>153573862every ski event except for my girls mikaela & breezy :)
>>153564750Billions must rawdog norwegian women.
>>153565835>hello fellow goyims, did you know you actually have no culture?I hate the anti-christ.
>>153567275We gave too much of our military supplies to Binland. Wouldn't be able to stop the invasion lmao. Also we helped the norwegian resistance quite a lot. Even housed them here in Sweden, close to the norwegian border.
>>153568069>czechoslovakia: 0that one is just unfair, they had built huge border fortifications, then chamberlain forced them to cede it all to Hitler or he would leave the czechs to deal with Hitler all alone.
>>153568637Basketball, track and handeggball are all the same. Just running around.
>>153574452your naval bros passed the message to british naval intelligence that the bismarck was sailing too. And let the operation gunnerside commandos get away from ze germans
>>153569139Stop posting, for fucks sake, you're unwell. Can't you at least say you hate the amerigoylems without fellating yourself by proxy? Have some shame.
>>153565153Know your place Norcuck. Bants is fine and all but you would obviously get annihilated by America in any serious confrontation.
>>153565355>the people who do anything in this country sit in the capitol buildingCongress doesn't do shit either. Decisions are made behind closed doors while sacrificing to Moloch.
>>153569319Another retard that doesnt really understand anything and thinks their uniformed military has any chance in a conventional war with the US and that its comparable to a guerrilla war in afghanistan
>>153569139Keep up the quality posts, top bantz
>there are no finns, danes, or icelandics in this threadgrim
>>153575803There is like 1 active Icelandic poster on all of /sp/ and posting on an """anonymous""" board when everyone can look up your entire post history in the archive is not that fun
>>153565835I need those photos of the swedecuck with a wife and two young daughters hosting the nigger grinning like a Cheshire cat.
>>153564750https://amp.dw.com/en/norway-welcomes-600-african-refugees-to-send-a-strong-message/a-51953421
This is easily the funniest fucking thread I've seen in awhile. Well done, everyone.
