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footo now:
tiges v bummers
dockies v sainters
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My Saintsies
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iggs
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*points at a handsome fella*
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Essenshit are such a fucking disgrace of a football team
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zach reid is absolutely useless
imagine being 6'8" and dropping uncontested marks
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essenibbas tanking in style tonight.
scott is pulling a perfect long con
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>>154790459
>iykwim haha
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>Richmond realises they're a chance to win and lose the #1 draft pick
Get ready for the second half straight out of an infomercial.
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How the fuck do you break mcgraths jaw, it's huge
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lol
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>>154790354
do you think late fees shouldn't exist? how infantalised are you not to manage having a few bucks in your account for when a payment is due?
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I DON'T GIVE A DAM BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
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was going for richmond so brad scott would get the arse but given they have had the umps firmly on their side and essendon are down four players, I think the funniest result is an essendon win
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When I get goosebumps my leg looks like raw chicken and I imagine what it's like to eat it
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>>154790532
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That lady in the Heinz baked beans ad is a real qtie.
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>>154790532
simpsons did it
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>>154790536
Rev up the gay porn I'm ready
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>>154790537
the guy in the iceblock?

still member the ad where the chick eats the guys soup, she grows arm hair and talks in a guys voice

"Heinz Big N Chunky... it'll make a man out of you"
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>>154790566
Yeah. Don't have the sound on so thought he was a tampon to start with.
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essendon are getting absolutely reamed by the umps kek
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never envisioned myself becoming a luddite when I was younger
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https://youtu.be/dcZ84mLRgvI
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>>154790607
They've got money on Scott being sacked this round.
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Taking a big dump right now, as of this exact moment. If you reply to this post you’re responding to a shitting man.
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why gay porn? it's so gay
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>>154790639
>>154790645
Samefag.
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Lads, Tom just posted
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Uhmm cringe. I thought you guys were based but no. Imma head out.
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Gull kino
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>>154790652
it's just one guy mate, nobody likes him. there's one that normally posts nude women
stay for at least the weekend
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The gulls will have their say in this affair mark my words
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Lads, Nate just posted
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>>154790650
Caddy's post was better.
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Lads
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notice how he always starts posting gay shit when his teams losing
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Can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen
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Why do Richmond look like that have an actual game plan and Essendon just look higgledy piggledy
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>>154790639
My arm did the thing he doin
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who's the special commenter in the fred saints game?
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>>154790686
because they do. brad scott is a fraud
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Question for the gay porn experts.
Do the bottoms in gay porn ever orgasm from the prostate pounding?
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Might start watching gay porn and other stuff that makes me feel uncomfortable as an enlightenment technique
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lol
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>>154790704
no but steven ejaculate
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>stuff that makes me feel uncomfortable
nrl is pretty much gay porn soo..
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>>154790686
Dons are playing for the long term not the short term sugar hit
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Dongs keep kicking behinds.
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>>154790719
Based injuries and umpire raping gives them a good excuse for the loss to secure the #1 pick.
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I could do the goal umpiring without any training I think, probably the injury reporting and post game interviews too
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who wanking they dick
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was judd mcvee named after chris judd?
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FUCKING BACK
I DONT WANT A FUCKING SPARE
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darcy perish
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Poor kicking is poor football.
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>5.9
Confirmed bad football.
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>>154790728
Plus we get rid of brad scott it's like christmas
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>>154790639
>cant have sex with women without a 9 inch cock
>cant have sex with hot twinks without a 9 inch cock
being a male sucks
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scumpires rigging hard for fred
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>>154790751
Kek
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>>154790755
Why would you get rid of him? This is a masterclass job by him.
You're rebuilding and get two #1 stars from this.
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how do umpires get sucked into ducking every single time?
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lucky essendon had merrett out there to turn that inside 50 kick straight over
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>>154790737
my word what a
DUFF
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>>154790762
Cos if we get hirdy we get the full gun assistant coach team to help him
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Why are we watching this slop
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>>154790757
Women don't like huge cocks.
Right about the hot twinks though.

Short penis lads are stuck being straight.
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>>154790737
the cowardly dual community poster
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>>154790780
that looks like it feels great
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>>154790780
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>>154790780
>Legs not buckling
This is fake and is done with a tube.
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>>154790769
Dnos
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What possesses a dude to get fucked in the arse
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enough with the gay porn
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Half time
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Holy shit I’m hungry
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That 'MISS IT' sign worked. Wonder if 'KICK IT' also works?
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Stop laughing McKay you fucking spastic
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>>154790796
Its just a feeling of being an insatiable arse slut in heat, its undeniable
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the government should stop me from making mistakes
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>>154790649
I’m not a disgusting faggot. I’m just a man posting while shitting.
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the penis is a tube
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watching local footy coach sprays on youtube
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>>154790796
It's like trying heroin for the first time. You just NEED more. Bigger cocks, rougher poundings, all chasing that initial high.
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>Giving away a 50 metres immediately
Based tankoff.
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I love fucking my arse, but I don't think I'd ever get my arse fucked.
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>>154790889
This desu, scared of stds
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Mods the threads gone gay...mods.mod...
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>psw sponsored hour in afl
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Are bombers’ youngsters even good? This is the first time I’ve watched them this year
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>>154790911
caddy and may yes
robey will be, as will sharp
the rest...tbd
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>>154790911
They're all out injured.
The general consensus is it's the older Essendon players (except Merrett) who are duds.
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>>154790911
>1-9
what do you think?
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i came..
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>>154790911
Yes but the senior players are absolute shite
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Tsatas will be a star if he ever gets a game.
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God damn it they pulled the goalie, 0 pressure from bithmond since half time
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>>154790932
watched him on anzac day...don't think so
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they've probably saved scott's job here
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>>154790940
They are tanking
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>>154790927
Don't waste it
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McKay is so bad lmao
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>>154790950
Mate, he was take at #5. He'll be a star.
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>>154790927
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Fuck you Brad Scott don't fuck this up for us
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he fucking ducked, parish has every right to be pissed
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Love (good looking) women so much, but it's so hard to find ones that are attractive.
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>>154790476
his first picture on google is doing exactly that
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>>154790988
Nice, that's a sweet deal
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>>154791001
Fuck off straightsperg
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>>154790988
>$43.30
How does that play into 433? They need to drop the zero and either make it $433 or $4.33.
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another nothing free kick
fuck me dead
at least it's for both teams
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Lads, Nate just posted
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Nate just posted, lads
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>>154791021
Games gone mate. Scumps think its all about them. No feel for the game.
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he couldn't steel himself
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These boomber bomber fan reactions are grouse.
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>>154791035
>no feel for the game
sums it up to a tee. just ridiculous free kicks in ridiculous situations
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>>154791042
Lol they didn't get the memo, or they're mad Brad fans
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>tfw you spend your life being a fan of a dog shit club like the bummers
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richmond won flags whilst essendon where shit and now richmond is beating essendon when both are shit
how sad
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Richmond were tanking in the third quarter.
Essendon now full out tanking the fourth.
Love spoonbowls.
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>no qt asian bombie gf to gape like her team
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>>154791065
Yeah crazy.
Almost feel bad for bummers customers. Almost.
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Why didn't Sydney take Roberts-Thomson father son?
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BOMBERS ARE DONE
*click click*
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You now remember Lewis Roberts Thomson
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>wife found the gay webm folder
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You just feel essendon should have committed to a rebuild and taken those 3 draft picks for Merrett
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blue eyes are creepy sometimes, i prefer gentle and warm brown eyes
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noongar dogs
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The equation is simple. 3 minutes. 3 goals.
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regardless of who wins, umpiring has been truly dire tonight
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>>154791148
He has invaluable leadership qualities haha
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>>154791157
Thanks Leigh
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>>154791149
t. saaresh
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>>154791149
>
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>>154791158
all season really, game's gone
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>>154791158
Things said after literally every single game of footy.
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>>154791126
i wish i could stop them hurting you mate
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>>154791163
>>154791164
indians (asians in general) love blue eyes retards, they idolise whiteness to its utmost extent
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The equation is simple. 3 strokes. 3 squirts.
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>>154791166
>>154791171
the egregious ones for me are ducking (how has it still not been addressed, richmond have done it all night) and 1v1 contests (the two frees trainor gave to caddy, he had a clean spoil but the non-dominant hand made slight, non-interfering contact with caddy leading to free kicks in front of goal)
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>>154791149
damn i was writing some smart phrase to out the benchod, clicked update and anons have already posted
/afl/ on point
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Gotta love seeing my dons get brutally bullied, they deserve it
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Is this rock bottom for the bummers?

They would be winless if they played the Dees at the G instead of Adelaide oval.
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they're tanking surely
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>>154791148
Those 3 draft picks were absolutely useless.

>Don't have roster space for all the picks you have already
>Trade out your best player for 20, 30 and 18 (2026)
Yeah, pass.
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>>154791201
rock bottom was the drug scandal. this is maybe a few millimeters off.
also, they won against melbourne and pushed gold coast because they had ridley
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KILL SCOTT
SLIT HIS THROAT
SPILL HIS BLOOD
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>warm and brown
LOL geddit??
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Nice choice to bring in Gresham and guelfi, really helped the team
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>>154791207
and a captain that doesnt want to be there that will end up leaving for free is equally as useless it seems
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I did question earlier how the fuck are bummers favourites??? Made no sense to me.
I tipped Richmond too.
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>>154791181
It's crazy seeing how Indians act around blonde haired, blue eyed girls.
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>>154791064
Kek saved
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>Essendon paper bag guy with a spoon and 'FREE MERRETT' written on the bag
kek
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>>154791064
I'd love to eat that asian pussy
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>>154791216
the thing is they could have offloaded ridley to brisbane and paid part of his contract for the end of first round pick (17 or whatever), where brisbane would have paid draper a contract to give them a band 1 compensation pick.
holding merrett and ridley only to have their value decrease was poor list management, any way you slice it.
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>Essendon wins BoG
>Richmond fans lose their shit
kek kekek kekek
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BOOING? WHAILST AN ABORODIDGINAL WOMAN IS SPEAKING?
NO
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PARISH BAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY
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>we will be better next week
>iggs in Perth

Lmao no you won't
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fairly classless but should pick a player from the winning team
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>>154791254
maybe their plane will crash?
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>>154791254
merge these two useless fucking clubs
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YOURE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
SACKED IN THE MOOORNING
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>>154791254
if ridley plays, essendon win.
gamblers, load up
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>>154791255
>but should pick a player from the winning team
No you shouldn't. You should pick the best player on the ground.
The whole 'must come from the winning team' absolutely shits me.
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>>154791256
With no survivors?
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>>154791181
yeah it's almost like what you boast about and what you actually do are two different things pushdeep
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>>154791262
agree to disagree
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>>154791259
Just got his team the #1 draft pick, which for a team rebuilding is an amazing effort.
Conned the umpires into raping his team and made 'safe' selections knowing they'd injure themselves immediately, giving his team an excuse to lose.
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>>154791259
how is he so much uglier than his identical twin?
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i've forgotten how to kick a football
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Lads, Murphy just posted
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lads murph just posted
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>>154791275
kys you absolute spanner.
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Fuck up about ridley you dipshit
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>>154791279
Stress really. Chris coaches Geelong and Brad has coached Norf + Essendon.
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>>154791279
country life innit
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>>154791282
crisp nick daicos
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Essenshit have won 1 game in a year
What a bunch of fucking spuds
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>>154791292
essendon are a measurably better side with him playing
someone posted since the start of 2025, taking out games he's subbed off injured or not playing essendon are 4-4, and 1-20 when he's not playing or subbed off injured
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>>154791303
Essendon have won ONE (1) game from their last 24. A full season's worth of games.
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>>154791279
chris is gay
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swans tomorrow
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night lads
catters tomorrow
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>>154791304
Too bad he's injured all the time and plays for a spud club
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>>154791318
that cheat ground sleeping feel
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>>154791320
>>
Tonight's kino: A fixed match where both parties are told to lose will still be interesting.

https://gakiarchives.com/video/1531
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>Tom Lynch off to the hospital with a collapsed throat
Still managed to play it out. Just goes to show Essendon's captain was weak by heading to the hospital early.
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Scores. are. level.
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any alt to vipbox?
not working for me
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>>154791388
https://buffsports.io/afl/live-fremantle-dockers-vs-st-kilda-saints
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>>154791388
vipleague, i used it to watch the world series (ws)
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>chad warner off the hospital with a collapsed anus
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Dare I inquire about a loom?
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>>154791404
meant prolapsed iykwim haha
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>>154791397
>>154791400
get this on both those too
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i now need to make 4 different clicks to watch a game from the homescreen instead of 1, thanks for the updated app kayo!
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>>154791418
try stream 3
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kek poorfags having trouble it seems
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FLAAAAAGMAAANTLE
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>>154791418
it's on channel 503 m8
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>>154791418
werks on my machine
clear cookies and try again imo
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DEADLY
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Saints are officially spreading their cheeks anyway
not worth the trouble
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go euro yroke go broke
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the gf just yelped and scurried off the toilets in a hurry
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>the big man up forward
straff spotted
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>>154791468
You dont have a gf, you've never had a gf
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>>154791435
yes beating saints at optus in the middle of the season is what will finally convince me they aren't frauds
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I tipped all the home teams except GWS this week
But im having second thoughts on having tipped norf against gold coast
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Is warfie time the gayest gimmick in the league?
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game over
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>>154791418
streamed dot pk
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SCOOPS BETTING ODDS
$2.30 - Blames umps
$3.50 - Puff piece about St Kilda
$2.80 - Calls St Kilda depleted, injury-ridden or something like that
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Walpamur looking like straight sets Adelaide.
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Dry Anus
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>>154791501
nah
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is a fred granny inevitable at this point?
>>
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>>154791539
Miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>
Sydney v Freo Grand Final will be great
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>>154791536
they ain't called flagmantle for nuthin'
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Mason just posted, lads
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Mason just hit the wood
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>>154791568
How can you have both teams choke on the day?
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can't wait for fred to be exposed
>>
Where'd the rest of freos colours go?
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>>154791603
They gave 'em the old heave ho.
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who won the footy lads
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just watched the boys finale... so.. wait... blumpf is bad??? i had no idea
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>Archer May off to hospital as well
kwab
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>>154791633
crisp dicksucking shit eater
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/ 6 1 6 3 /
6
1
6
3
/
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liam henry is a paedo I've seen the evidence
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>>154791618
Fuck off, threads full
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Weren't scores tied early in the 4th? Is this the power of WARFIE TIME?
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why is /afl/ so fucking gay?
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shai bolton completely unware that brad hill abandoned fred there lmao
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VERY VERY LOW ENERGY SINGING OF THE SONG BY FREO
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>>154791691
they effectively were exposed and they know it
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FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGMANTLE
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fagmantool (gay penis)
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Essenshit are bottom of the ladder kek
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>>154791642
Well is he going or not?
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>>154791667
This is the power of unionised, neoptistic port workers
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>>154791651
Unna
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Imagine an Essenshit, Richmond, Carlton, Collingwood bottom 4
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>>154791788
ROYAL COMMISSION NOW!
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>>154791788
natural result of big strong sandgropers/croweaters joining the league
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Is 80k turning up to the dreamtime game typical Vic virtue signalling?
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>>154791811
or maybe the result of two of the biggest clubs in the league playing each other lmao
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>>154791816
How many rocked up for the dons last week, champion?
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>>154791811
Richmond and Essendon are big teams and this was their fans' only chance to see a win for the rest of the season. Of course they're going to turn up.
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Essendon v Richmond in May 2006 got 58000
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the boys ending felt sabotaged on purpose so they can have a thousand spin offs
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fred v shitney - battle of the choking frauds
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>>154791833
Virtue signalling confirmed.
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battle for who gets to wear the red and white chevrons
south melbourne successors or south fremantle inheritors
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>>154791833
MCG was under development back then and missing 2-3 stands. Still packed out what was available.
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fremantle is the cultural and football capital of australia
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>>154791872
It's the capital of stinky boongs
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>>154791862
Wasn't packed out at all
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>>154791881
if you say so, champ
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I went to the Essenshit v Richmond game last year
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>>154791891
My condolences
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>>154791879
not that many at all
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>>154791648
>average homo shit is the worst thing a man can do
are hollywood screenwriters secretly based?
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>>154791872
Fremantle is a glorified flea market that smells like piss when it rains
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witnessed noongar footy magic tonight bros
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>>154792025
Crisp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMKIiKpgCLc
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>flea market
based americanised retard spastic
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>based
ah sweet irony, how delicious
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that's why cric says crisp
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MONTGOMERY, FLEA MARKET
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based americanised retard spastic
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weak bate, or see above
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Low reading Essendon fans (Hird faction) losing their shit and blaming the coach for the loss, saying them being down to 17 fit players at the end isn't an excuse.
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my Auckland FC are in the final tomorrow
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What else do you call it?
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>Canadian Grand Prix - Montreal
>Sprint Qualifying - 0 Days, 05 Hours, 51 Mins
Crisp morning entertainment. Unless it's Norris on pole in which case my weekend is ruined.
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I am your ally. I am here. You are loved.
Activism/Idea
If any LGBT person was on about the third (?) carriage on the Pakenham Cranbourne line today at about 3 30-40 at Hughesdale and Oakleigh, and heard the homophobes casually vomiting slurs, please know you are loved.
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>>154792338
>I am your ally.
Did you do anything to stop the people talking shit? Or just sat back in silence?
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>go to sleep in a cold bed
>wake up hot and sweaty
sick of this shit
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>>154792366
Yes. I loudly exclaimed 'Which one of you said -slur-?' The group of deros sheeplishly sunk in their seats and chuckled. I insisted upon it and said 'Don't say that. It's derogatory. Thanks.'
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feel bad for monke
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>>154792378
Absolute chad.

>>154792371
Fix your sheeting. Sounds like you're getting stuffy from polyester crap.

Highly recommend:
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/130991598282
500 GSM is a really nice all rounder.
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>>154792431
idk it's textile flannelette stuff, like what pyjamas are made of
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>>154792446
Probably not cold enough yet for those sheets. Or your pyjamas are too warm.
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>>154792476
>pyjamas
Need to be over 18 to post here.
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>>154792446
You're just using sheets without a doona/quilt/duvet over the top?
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>>154792476
Not sure about both, it's already cold as tits here and it's worse without pyjamas

>>154792495
Pyjamas are fucking great

>>154792498
No, I have a quilt and blanket if needed

Polite sage because I'm uncomfortable with this attention
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>>154792371
vaxx status?
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bought new sheets before I went on holiday
I dont fuck around with pj's though, always nude but if its really really cold ill put on just a t shirt
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>>154792528
>it's already cold as tits here and it's worse without pyjamas
>>154792371
>wake up hot and sweaty
???

Dress for the sleep, not for going to bed. Sounds like you're over compensating (or shit quilt that doesn't breathe) for the cold start.
Reduce your clothes/blankets and try putting a warmish hot water bottle in the bed 10-15 minutes before you hop in to make you nice and cosy to start with and your body temperature will do the rest during the night.
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>>154792556
>always nude
Not sure how people can be comfortable with the penis/balls flopping about when tossing about/erections. The support and comfort provided by a nice pair of undies is unmatched.
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>>154792572
my dick and balls are insignicantly sized so thats no issue
nice to let em breathe a bit
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i like boobs
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>>154792572
you gotta let the lads roam free
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What went wrong?
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>>154792818
Dodoro for all of them. Scott is rebuilding the club while also having the worst injury luck in AFL history.
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>>154792818
Drug scandal, dodoro, Sheedy and living in the past
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Hello darkness my old friend
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>>154794334
hey mate
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Just drank an lchohol with somebody higher up in bombay high court

qhat are you coxksucers upto in life
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>>154794529
Just at the weekend prior, I had the most marvellous riverside supper with riparian entertainments at the estate of my sister, Violet - she's the one with the Mercedes, sauna, and room for a pony. She served the most exquisite Norwegian prawns on the bespoke outdoor furniture to our vicar and several highly-esteemed members of the House of Parliament. It was such a grand soiree.
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>>154792638
Same
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>>154794875
Onslow enters. He scratches his right ass check in search of an earlier broken boil. Releasing a gentle fart he cracks a can of warm lager and reaches for Brad Scott's head. Brad's head is an easy fit for Onslow, and will not require much persuasion.
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Brad must go
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KEEP SCOTT SACK THE BOARD
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essendon being shit isnt as funny as carlton being shit
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Morning lads
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>>154792818
Sacking hird
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Happy Pendlebury day everyone
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BY GOD THATS JAMES HIRD’S MUSIC
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PATRIQTS STAND AT DAWN WHILE THE BELLY OF THE DRAGQN DRIPS WATER
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When Pendles made his debut in R10 2006, the average weekly rent in Australia was $190 and the average house value was $330k

When he runs out tonight, those numbers will be $650 and $810k respectively
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>>154795765
kekkk
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geelong about to humble shitney
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>>154796426
go psw btw
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shame sydney is injury ridden doesnt count if they lose
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alf kino for the day (al’fkd): name of the rose
enjoy fellas x
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>>154796568
morning seb hope youre well mate
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>>154796568
you're a top bloke sebchamp
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>>154796598
>>154796599
tabla x
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why didn't they rank all of them like daicos?
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Pendelburys good but by no means a great
Pretty cringe trying to build him up as this once in a generation talent while sitting him out of games while collingwood have a chance of making the finals so he can minnow bash at home
Understandable though given the fairweather Victorian fan base tuning out this year due to mediocrity across all Victorian teams beside Geelong give them something to feel relevant
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>>154796693
bit early for this trvke champ
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>>154796165
wages are mostly that much higher also, thought those numbers would be worse desu
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Finna knock up the wife again to steal some milk at baby age 9 months
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>>154796752
average is over 1m in all major metro areas iirc
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>>>/lit/25296195
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now I think about it the ship had already sailed for normal wagies by 06, had to get in by 96
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morning gents
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A-League grand final is on tonight 6pm AEST
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>>154797141
which league?
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>>154790440
Freo are the only non-pretenders in the league
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>>154797176
How many flags they won recently?
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>>154797170
Retard
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>>154797186
Exactly. They're won't be pretending when they shit the bed in September.
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>>154797186
Adelaide were "contenders" last year mate. You need to view the season in isolation because every club gets new metal in the summer.
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>>154790440
Thanks for the win spastic
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>>154797141
Hilarious how no-one will watch this but everyone WILL be getting up and about for our Socceroos next month.
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>>154797035
TERRIBLE THREAD
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>>154795783
I wish I saved that "in scott we trust" newspaper article
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morning gents
country footy today
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>gay porn was posted 12 hours ago
>still not deleted
This is a gay general for a gay sport
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>>154797455
Swans are going to get bootyblasted. I guess their fans will always have their April premiership KEK
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>>154791788
checked and make it happen
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>>154791788
Honestly, I'd forgive Andrew Dillon for all his bullshit if this happened.
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>>154791788
We almost had this Round 6 but worst coast and the bloosers couldn't win a game when it mattered
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>>154797547
lol so true good sir!
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cats v fred gf at kardinia park
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>>154797580
I will personally shut down the M1 if there's even a sliver of a chance of this happening.
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>>154797632
crisp tradies protesting dictator dan
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All the good Victorian men were gunned down in the great Lockdown protests of 2021
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>>154796165
it's not easy under pendlebury
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>>154797827
they gunned down women and children too. never forget. never forgive.
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>>154797884
lmao
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>>154797370
I just wanted to make a silly subtle joke (out of something that actually happened), but alas it's gone over these cunts' heads...
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>>154797903
Those pregnant women and grandmas were a threat to Our Democracy.
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Dreamt I had 3 microwave covers, but in reality I only have one
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https://www.flound.io/en/magazin/robotik/apple-s-revolutionaeres-patent-airpods-zum-auslesen-von-gehirnwellen
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>>154798074
that's crazy bro
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whats a microwave cover
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i call my panties the micropenis cover iykwim haha
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i buy for she
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>>154797141
MY United were eliminated in true Adelaide tradition (i.e., choking it away), mightn't watch
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>>154798599
Britannica's venture into Afghanistan was a real eye opener
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>>154798656
support my auckland fc, would be historic
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get fucked
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Not me btw
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>>154798702
If I watch it, I'll hope Auckland do well for your sake, though I've always liked Sydney's kits
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pick 1 baby
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>>154797141
My United arent playing so I dont care.
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Who here watching first up woth kane cornes?
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yeah.. so anyways
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Remember a few years ago when bombers and blues were still shit and when they played each other both clubs brought out all the premiership cups they had won and brought back past legends? Sums both clubs up. Both stuck in the past. Only way they feel they can get people to turn up is to witness players who were good 40 or 50 years ago.

And wow its several years later and both teams are STILL shit.
Meanwhile Hawks had a dynasty and rebuilt to contenders again. And Richmond had a recent dynasty, gutted their club and filled it with kids and already ahead of both carlton and essendon.

FOLD these pathetic clubs.
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please please let pendleshit get heemed on his dedicated fan cam
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>wogball guize
fuck off homo
faggot sport for twink manlets
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>>154798969
I shall be watching the world cup and shall be talking about it in here
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>>154798942
im not stuck in the past
our senior players are just dogshit, richmonds senior players arent. it's simple. need to blood the kids and this is the result. shit doesn't happen overnight. seethe and cope. ill still be posting here because of my dosn.
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>Essendon has pulled Tsatas and Will Setterfield from its VFL game later today due to mounting concern over fielding an AFL team for next week. As of right now - the Bombers have 19 players on their injury list

its just bad luck every year for the past decade okay!!!!???
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>>154798969
we love twinks here.
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>>154798992
off topic champ, will be reporting. Million other wogball threads in the catalogue, shame nobody in australia gives a fuck about it and other countries think australian wogball is a joke but thats your problem not mine
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HAHAHAHA
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>>154799021
fuck off rulesperg
I couldn't give less of a fuck about soccer but imagine reporting, I don't even report the gay porn
just hide posts you don't like
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>>154799021
>off topic
No, its sport which is on topic. You cant report sport on a sports board you spastic
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>I don't even report the gay porn
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>>154799037
Nah fuck that whole catalogues filled with the poof shit stay out of alf
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>>154799069
>>154799071
reporting is a very reddit thing to do, it's the equivalent of running to mummy or the teacher to solve your problems.
just ignore that shit, interact with the good posts and leave the bad posts alone. they want attention, don't give it to them
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reporting is one thing but running to irc is another, don't you agree nrlsperg?
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>>154799043
youre one of those faggots who only follows it because you were shit at afl, league or union in your formative years probably picked last on teams but 'didnt like it anyway' out of cope
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world cup brings all gennys together
we shall experience it as one
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no one asked.
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>>154799096
nah fuck wogball go talk about it in a wogball thread
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>>154799119
or a wog
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I agree with rulescunt. You MUST ONLY talk about the Australian Football League (AFL) in this thread and literally nothing else whatsoever at any time. All posts MUST strictly relate to the AFL and the thoughtful high-quality discussion thereof and that alone.
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thinking of a new 'mick for the boys in alf. some recent ones have been falling flat and i need the attention
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>>154799176
nah bit of banters alright because thats what you talk about at games when nothings going on, bit of blogposting they compliment the discussion nicely and can be funny.
wogball in alf is just shilling the garbage when theres already a thousand other threads up for the cancerous shit
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>>154799176
wow thanks mate, suiposters gonna kill themselves now
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>>154799221
I've always said that 'soccer' needs its own board, much like wrestling had.
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>>154799237
My post was ironic
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>>154799238
wrestlings not sport thoughbeit
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>>154799253
I agree, but that's beside the point
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>>154799221
blogposting isn't all that bad and i don't mind it, it is annoying though when it is attached to someones gimmick or thread personality, like they were prime the blogposting by avatarfagging or some other identifying post to let everyone know it's them. never seen such pathetic shit as that
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mum woke me up at 10 and told me to get my dirty clothes together for her to wash. fucking bitch. she WILL get mr crankypants today.
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more like mr poopypants lol
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>>154799119
WRONG

I was a basketball player actually (like Pendlebury). I picked basketball over footy because I played a few seasons of junior footy and it was much better being in an indoor stadium than outside in the cold in winter.
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I feel like chicken tonight (like chicken tonight)
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sorry fredsters... i was wrong to doubt your team... after seeing the way you beat st kilda in perth with umpire help it's just... scary. a purple flag is inevitable now
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Literally who the FUCK stops Fred???
And dont say Sydney becayse they will shit the bed too.
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Mind the lorry, Richard!
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>>154799652
It's parked in the alley, Hyacinth.
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>>154799635
the mcg
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the trick to winning a flag is to play all your best footy mid year against shitters
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>>154799635
richmonds 2026 list
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>>154799635
geelong, brisbane, melbourne, hawthorn and maybe even collingwood would all beat fred in a final
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>>154800031
i dont think fremantle are falling low enough to play collingwood in a wild card
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>>154800058
Possibly not with their easy draw, but it wouldn't be first time they fall apart in august. Moreover, collingwood can make a semi/prelim imo
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>e-essendon are good when heckin ridley plays 4 times a year
>s-scott is rebuilding le club
who gives a fuck? they're gonna stay at the bottom of the ladder and scott's gonna get sacked, and they'll stay shit after he's gone too
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>>154800165
collingwood are basically carlton tier right now
even more so when dinglebury can only muster one good game a month now
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thank good essendon stood strong and retained merrett rather than developing 3 first rounders right now, without merett they could be dead last with one win right now
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>>154799635
Sydney. meme on them all you want, making a grand final isnt easy, still building or at the end of eras during those losing grand final losses
youre a casual if you think teams are exactly the same every year
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>>154800169
scott is a snake oil merchant who ruins things and is awful for player development. also unable to implement a proper game plan.
the obvious solution is to hire james kelly and get him to fix the club
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why is taking a shit so pleasurable
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gma
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insta has started suggesting me hsgfs again
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I work for the government
h s g f has been entered into the federal polices online ai data scraper
just letting you know
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>>154800342
you gay
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>>154800351
imagine what will happen when this team learns to play four quarters instead of one
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FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGMANTLE
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first of all:
>A FUCKING LEAF
and secondly:
>Sydney
must've been on the 98 this morning
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>>154800441
Simply talking about high scoring grand finals, mate.
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>>154800616
the comp isn't ready for that
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What if the roles were reversed
What if Brad Scott had been coaching Geelong for the last 15 years and Chris Scott had to coach North and then Essenshit
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>>154800764
And just a few years ago they were prelim bound at this point in the season....
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i was going to do some work but the footy has started so i guess i can't now.....
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>willingly support a team named the bombers
>get upset when they bomb
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don't think i've watched a gold coast game this year
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Decent crowd
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>>154800776
reckon chris would be successful at norf but essendon is so toxic an organisation it wouldn't work. geelong would not be anywhere near as good for the last 15 years without chris
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>>154800878
cotton on*
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Carlton- lamington
Collingwood- grandma choccy cake but the creams expired
Essendon- pumpkin scones
Geelong- pecan pie
Hawthorn- lemon cake with poppy seeds
Melbourne- strawberry sponge cake
North Melbourne- coles pound cake
Richmond- fruit cake but all the fruit is orange peel
St Kilda- dry scones
Western Bulldogs- trifle
Fremantle- freddo ice cream cake
West Coast- melted freddo ice cream cake
Adelaide- plain choccy sponge cake end of expiry date
Port Adelaide - dry apple crumble
Sydney- meringue with fruit and cream
GWS - vienetta
Brisbane - authentic french cheese cake
Suns - baked woolworths cheese cake
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jeez the umps in this norf game are bad, blowing the whistle way too much
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>>154795289
return and finish this
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWtozo5xFmm/
ponder this
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>>154800899
Geelong is a woolies mud cake. Better than most everything else and cheap
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Is it weird to go to the local footy if I have no friends and hate talking to people
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>>154801097
nah i've done it a few times
even if people do think you're weird who cares, you'll probably never see them again
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>>154801097
you could start policing people there to make sure they only talk about the footy. make it your entire personality.
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gold coast fans at marvel use those voodoo boys clackers
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>>154800899
Fuck you, now I want cheesecake.
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my arsehole feels really tingly
like a cock would feel good in there at the moment
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How much does Brad Scott regret walking away from the GM of football operations job at AFL house to oversee Essendon bottoming out and getting the sack mid season?
Terrible career move.
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>>154801207
based darcy moore
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might get stupid tattoos across my entire body
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>>154801281
meant tradie
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Gameday!!!!!!!
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sonion
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just started wearing thermals for the first time, these are great
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tuna toastie for lunch
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>>154801465
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>>154801007
>>154799253
https://youtu.be/PwYTa7Cnkeo?si=eL9sFhrfS6aSkCba
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might get stupid tradie across my entire body
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All the normies catchin up with mates for a pub lunch?
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>>154801207
go pies btw
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>>154801559
I'm afraid Super Saturday has lost it's allure.
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We /FTA/ chads now
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Getting as pissed as I can before the missus gets home kek
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just realised I'm actually quite fond of trees
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>>154801617
crazy how real they look when you go outside, it's like they're in 4k
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>>154801617
based birb
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*beeps*
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next thread must be dedicated to pendles big day
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more like pendles big gay
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harley finna knock pendles out
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yeah no one cares about that faggot, he WILL get heemed
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shame on you guys disrespecting a champion of the game
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>two twighlight games
what wacky things ill the afl do next
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Im pumped for pembleball
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we need to reply to each others post, it's creates a sense of community
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suck on my gooch first
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>>154801723
suck me off next station then
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and i go yeah YEAH
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why are we so dead?
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Had 6 beers do I risk driving to the shops or nah
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>>154801755
>>154801755
>>154801755
nu
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newy
>>154801746
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fuck sake
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every fucking time you tards
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both were early as well you cunts kek
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>>154801757
>>154801760
losers



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