>Sunday 24th May 20264pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Manchester United4pm Burnley v Wolverhampton Wanderers4pm Crystal Palace v Arsenal4pm Fulham v Newcastle United4pm Liverpool v Brentford4pm Manchester City v Aston Villa4pm Nottingham Forest v AFC Bournemouth4pm Sunderland v Chelsea4pm Tottenham Hotspur v Everton4pm West Ham United v Leeds UnitedFinal matchday edition (Arsenal champs)Previous: >>154775920
Burn is underrated
>zero (0) players
RIP JACK GREALISH'S CAREER
>Liverpuddle customers: SCOUSE NOT ENGLISH LA! UP THE IRA! I'M BEING SERIOUS!>Also Liverpuddle customers: WHERE ARE THE SCOUSERS LA! TOOKLE YA FUCKING WOOL! WHERE'S ARE LAS! I'M BEING SERIOUS!
United > EnglandFuck em for not including arr Harry.
>Trent (ex-Liverpool) is also not selected What is Tuchel's problem with the biggest club in England bro
>>154790904Nah fuck that rat bastard traitor
>>154790896shame that their fave muslim country isn't in the wc
Did he have to announce it now?A few days before the last game of the season?It just invites criticism when one of the dropped players inevitably puts in a world class performance on sunday
>>154790920England are at the world cup
>>154790928probably has to make sure the right players know they aren't immediately off to holibobs once the final league fixture is done
>0 Liverpool players>1 Man United player>1 Spurs player>1 Chelsea player>3 Newcastle players>3 Villa playersI can see why the slop 6 customers are raging right now.
>>154790985Rashford is technically still a Man United player ;)
No he isn't, that's why he actually won a league
>>154790928>one of the dropped players inevitably puts in a world class performance on sundayHe's always going to be criticised no matter what so he might as well make a decision based on 37 games rather than 1. Even if some of the names don't make much sense even with that in mind.
>>154791000He didn't get in on the merit of how he played for Man United this season.
>my job isn't to pick the best playersNot sure Tuchel fully understands how this footy thing works
>>154790985Shouldn't buy as many foren mercs then desu
Dat guy looking forward to his holidays after dabbing on Utd on Sunday.
>>154791000Last club he played for in England was Villa
Since no one really cares about Transchester Dilated I'll relay the news, Cacamiro has already played his last game for the club
>>154790873He's not bothered mate, he lives the dream.
>>154791086okay
Who knows more about football and the England squad? A football manager, a twitter zoomer, a redditor born in England but with Indian ancestry or the fat bloke at the pub that calls in to TalkSport?
>For the FIRST time since the 1986 World Cup, there will be no Liverpool player in an England squad for a major tournament.wew
>>154791108If you're going to repeat your posts, you should use a VPN for a less distinctive flag
>>154791025Big deal, even Arselel won one
>>154791100Trick question: they all know the same.Elite players are all of a fairly equal quality and ability these days and the modern game is won on moments of luck and momentary lapses of judgement. Tiny margins. Doesn't really matter who he takes.
>>154791086Lmao, seething forever
>United and Liverpool fans spend the entire season claiming it's an asterisk win because all the other "big clubs" have been shit>start crying when the shit players from those shit teams don't get picked for England
>watching the Overlap>talking about FA Cup>Wrighty criticising Fulham for not going for it >wonder what league Fulham are in>have a complete blank, guess maybe League 1>13th in the Premi've watch 100s of games this season; i must ALWAYS consider Fulham not worthy to watch, hence never remind myself they're in the EPL
Can we just split the flags so all these jocks fuck off?
yeah abdi knows just as much as thomas tuchel
>>154791144>no hair allowed
>>154791139the guy on the right looks like a newborn norfman and they're all appearing from under that flag
>>154791139They do during the WC
>>154791138You missed a 9 goal game at some point
arselel fans always the victim
>>154791144SOVL
>>154791144make him a big bald statue as well
>>154790985'scuse me but Rio Ngumoha is going to play 15 minutes in one of the pre-tournament friendlies and you'll all be begging Tuchel to put him in the squad
Ederson from Atalanta to United is done. Club to club etc. £42m
>>154791144fitting. as many fans as strands of hair on peps head
>>154790885No Liverpool players in the England squad?
>>154791311Is that it? Are they ready to win the league now or do they need another one?
Maguire and his slag mum crying on Twitter KEK
>>154791372No. There are zero Liverpool players in the England squad.
Calling Mainoo was a mistake. We saw how he handled getting benched by Amorim, and the likelihood is that he will be benched all tournament for Rice and Anderson. Should have called Wharton instead.
bald managers, soul
>>154791393they're gonna sign frimpong, vdv and gyok next
>>154791442Holy shit Dave thought they'd get Gyokeres and Frimpong???? HAHAHAHAH SNUBBED
ZERO Liverpool players in the England squadI thought they were a big team?
>>154791481lmao who told you liverpoo is a big club? this isnt the 70s
>>154791442>TheoSNUBchester
>>154791481There's no English players at Liverpool tbf. Their star player is called Mohammad.
>>154791538>Their star player is called Mohammadso there is one?
>>154791481Pretty much this >>154791538
Can we fix our nation's broken squadAre we brave enough to try uhuhuhuhCan we fix our nation's broken squadAnd win a world cup for our lads
Can we fix Fergies broken heart
>>154791432Remember when he was at Euros 2024 and he was actually a negative stat in terms of offensive movement and progression but because he dribbled around one player he was sucked off. Tuchel is sabotaging England (first England manager to lose to an African team and Asian team). He doesn't want England to win shit.
Widdlwe Harry Maguire calling him mum to defend him
Djed fucking Spence is going to the WCI thought it couldn't get any worse
I'm convinced someone asked 'is it jed or jeb' and they said 'its Jed with a D' and that's how we got to where we are
DJ Ed
>>154791817Quite surprised MLS didn't go as 'the utility player'. He also had a good partnership with Rice, so quite odd. But I guess he took a Spurs player because of their good league position.
>>154791281Wait, there's still going to be friendlies at this stage?
>made an IG post thanking everyone but not man united>clarifying it on twitterLol lmao
They need to make the Pep statue out of bronze so people can rub his shiny head for luck
>Thomas Tuchel admits he axed big names including Harry Maguire to have an 'unselfish' team Maguire crying like a little cunt and getting his mummy and brother to do the same has proven Tuchel correct on this one
utilizing trent is the ultimate test to be considered a good manager. he would be starting for every pep team
>Thomas Tuchel admits he axed big names including Harvey Elliott to have an 'unselfish' teamElliott crying like a little cunt and getting his mummy and brother to do the same has proven Tuchel correct on this one
Arbeloa's walked. Liverpool can have him now!
>Liverpool agree deal to sign Samuel Martínez from Atletico Nacional, here we go!>Deal in place for 17 year old Colombian talent to join in 2027, as soon as he turns 18.
>>154791097Giwtwm
>>154791951Liverpool cant stay away from minors. Dirty bastards.
Weren't Liverpool fans proud of the fact they had no English players at the start of this season? What changed?
>>154791918That's a weird reason, Maguire of all people never struck me as a selfish player or big ego
>>154792008Only white man @ Liverpool FC is Slot and they're demanding he leaves. Says it all really.
>>154791900>That picSovl
>>154791772why would maguire ask his mum to talk to the papers? isn't he a grown adult?
>>154791871>Quite surprised MLS didn't goare you fucking retarded
Myles Poowiss Smelly
>transfield
>>154792128I just explained why, anon. He isn't going to start but he is a utility player.
Good morning fellas. I just wanted to check in and remind you guys that the height and light features in the Mediterranean and Balkans is from the Slavic influx. The Ottomans, for example, stole Slavic kids to raise as janissaries. Some of these Turks, bros, I mean, do they look like Central Asians or Middle Easterners to you guys? Pechenegs? Furthermore, the Sultans are all R1a. Also, the Germans stole 200,000 blonde-haired, blue-eyed Polish kids to raise as Germans.>Scalvini>Sclaveni (Slavs)>CognatesAlso, I just wanted to remind you guys that it is Friday, so there is no meat today — as per the precepts of the Catholic Church.
>virgin trans dyke
>>154792240we don't need a utility player, we need a left back
Fraudiola ran out the league by Arteta.Kloppo gifted 1 covid cup*** before Fraudiola ran him out too
nigga lost his wife for some letters at the emptyhad
If tuchel wanted an utility player he'd probably appreciate joe gomez more
>>154792016I think he just mentioned it to his mum and she took things into her own hands. I didn't save it, but the original post was something along the lines of>How can an African player born to African parents in Africa represent England but my son can't?She deleted it soon after, or edited it or whatever. She's talking about Guehi btw.
>>154792016The fact that he and his family have immediately gone to the media to cry about the decision shows the kind of person he truly is. A proper team player would understand that such an action would just cause unnecessary drama.
>Elliot Anderson names Bruno Fernandes as his Premier League player of the yearSHAMON
>Sky did a special segment about Bruno's assists, which was basically just United scoring from corners, because there was fuck all else to use to pretend they're still a big clubG R I M
>>154792328Kino. Im 99% sure the post after yours will be a united hate post because liversissy cant stand anything positive being said.
>>154792358only 9 assists from open play, haaland and cherki have more
>>154792273You got O'Really. The only other option was Hall and he hasn't been picked. Burn can play LB tho, so don't worry.
Sorry fellas but I have some bad news...I just spoke to a Psychic and she said Spurs will stay up. Both Spurs and West Ham lose on Sunday.
>>154792367Are you psychic?
>>154792459Did she read you your horoscope for the month and did you check your chakras?
>>154792419>The only other option was Hall and he hasn't been pickedand he should have. that's the point. Hall was obviously robbed but your first thought is Lewis fucking Skelly and "partnership with Rice" when picking a LB. because you're retarded.
Manuel Poogarte
>>154792480It was a card reading. She pulled a Joker for both teams.
Let's all laugh at Liverpool
>>154792484No? Somebody made a comment about how he was surprised Spence went, so I made a comment I was surprised MLS didn't go. Hall should have gone instead of Spence. It was just a comment on surprise decisions.Go talk a walk anon, drink a big glass of water, count to 10 and breathe deep. Then have a shower, take your meds and get a clue, OK? I don't need you sperging out over innocuous comments.Btw, several pundits have also said MLS should have been included btw, so not just me.
>>154792600>I was surprised MLS didn't go, but Hall should've gone, but actually pundits (retards) think MLS should've gone and I agreecrazy that people like you can vote
bro said "btw" twice
MLS is shit btw (both the league and the player)
Talk about MLS not going and not Djed Spence going
are we talking about MLS? my team is DC united :)
the poster above me is a faggot
>>154792569Maybe going to psychics isn’t the way to go, Angbro.
will England win it all now that most shitters (Liverpool & United) have been expunged ?
>>154792016isn't he wanted in greece
>>154792358yep they made a big deal about his assists and they're basically half from corners
>>154792801which one
>>154792861yeah it's coming home to pakiland
>>154792883the American, you.
>>154792913there's multiple americans thoughever
>>154793067no, just you.
>>154793075austria slap dot png
>>154791900It would be on a pedestal probably, so nobody can reach his chrome dome.
>>154791231They already announced one is in the works
Kinogate at CP next season?
Just want him back mate
>>154793444>finish 17th but win a trophyTELL ME how this is an improvement over your de zerbis, your Thomas Franks, your whoever that was between them i forgot
>>154793430Mental to think England could potentially have another world cup and a Euros if they had been managed by someone, anyone, who wasn't this useless cowardly cunt.His knighthood is arguably less deserved than Lenny Henry's.
>>154792583Lol
>>154793430dissolve palace is what i'm reading here
>>154790830Brighton & Hove Albion 2-0 Manchester UnitedBurnley 0-1 Wolverhampton WanderersCrystal Palace 2-3 ArsenalFulham 1-1 Newcastle UnitedLiverpool 2-1 BrentfordManchester City 5-2 Aston VillaNottingham Forest 3-1 BournemouthSunderland 0-3 ChelseaTottenham Hotspur 2-1 EvertonWest Ham United 0-0 Leeds United
>>154793463take that back right now
>>154793647I'm actually going Brighton 2 United 1. The Fernandes 21st assist is definitely happening.
Everyone is rooting for West Ham and Everton this weekend
>>154793694This, refs will do absolutely anything for that rat to hit the record.Expect lots of ridiculous free kicks given
Fucking boiling today lads. My bird been laid in the garden all day. Gonna be bright red tonight. I've been in all day. Too hot for me. Been watching old westerns and drinking some strongbow.
>"You won, Mikel. Oh my god. Enjoy the title. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Mikel. You ruined the league completely so you could have the title, and I hope now you spend the prize money on getting some lessons in playing the ball forward and not pretending to be injured. Because you have all the grace of a Burnley or Stoke playing for a draw. So, Mikel, take your league title and get off my property."
>>154793749Moyes would be fully justified to play the reserves against Spurs given how West Ham treated him.
>>154793857Would love it if this happened.Full squad U18
>>154793852good post
>>154793832>Fucking boiling today ladsBeen quite a few shut-ins in the same state since Arsenal won the league
>>154793857>Moyes would be fully justified to play the reserves against Spurs given how West Ham treated himHe has a lot of respect for West Ham and didn't feel mistreated. But let's just read what the man said earlier >David Moyes says he "would love" to help West Ham avoid relegation when his Everton side visit Tottenham on the final day of the Premier League season.https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/david-moyes-help-west-ham-relegate-tottenham-b1283318.html
My estimation of Alan Pardew as a man just fucking skyrocketed
>>154793832>went to walk my dog>its so warm the dog wanted to go back home
>>154794138My dog only going out for a piss
>>154793832get a job you fucking dosser
>>154794308It's my day off you fucking tit. 12 hours a day 4 days a week.
>It's my day off you fucking tit. 12 hours a day 4 days a week.
>>154794464Kek
I support Liverpool btw
Bring Back Pep
>>154794861Kek
>>154790864Gotta have English players in your team before they can be picked for England
>>154791119They've won 14 actually
Arsenal bad
>>154791905Tuchel will only be proven correct if he wins the tournamentReminder Southgate got us to 2 consecutive finals, Tuchel has to do better than that
England will win the World Cup now that Tuchel has cut out all the cancerous Liverpool players
England will win now there's no Harry Maguire to make a mistake and get a red card
>>154795082Chad Tuchel
>>154791905yeah dropping maguire was the right call but henderson over wharton/mgw/scott isn't. spence/ burn over hall is another miss.
>>154795054That has always been the case ever since Tuchel got the job. Southgate failed to get us over the line whenever we faced the top teams in major tournaments. The reason we brought in Tuchel rather than an English manager is because the FA believed a manager with proven experience at the highest level is what this England squad need to make that final step, and no English manager currently meets that criteria.Tuchel leaving Harry Maguire has absolutely nothing to do with none of this, if England fail to win then it's not because Harry Maguire is sitting at home.
>>154795112he cost us Vs Germany
Maguire behaving like a black player
>>154795150I don't see Raheem Sterling crying about being left out of the England squad.
>>154795082we won't because he failed to include a West Ham player
Tuchel on why he didnt call up Phil Foden> in the end (of the season) I wasnt even sure what his position actually is
>>154795082>>154795243He is making a lot of good decisions. I am cautiously optimistic.
>>154795243but what is actually his position?i want to know as am confused as well
>>154795243he's an inside forward second striker m8
>>154795292As an ABE I'm actually quite worried. Southgate was so worried about outside pressure just picked who the media wanted him to, Tuchel actually seems to have a plan and he clearly DGAF a fuck
be honest lads, will they kick me out of club wembley for turning up in shorts? it's gonna be humid af so I can't be arsed wearing jeans/trousers/shoes. I won't be getting pissed or wearing club colours, just a comfy pair of adidas trainers
Any soufs here? I'm potentially going to Wembley in a few weeks and I would like to know the black ratio of the place so I know the permitted level of relax I can afford myself.
>>154795478you have no clue about football in the first place you fat sodomite
>>154795795I remember there being a lot of pubs run by '''Asians''' and the one I was in running dry of Guinness, so they went down to Abdul's Mini Mart and bought a bunch of 4 packs with 'not to be sold separately' written down the side, which they then sold at the price of a pint (about £6 at the time)
>>154795819TBF he's not wrong. Most of Arsenals squad are shitters.
>>154795819thanks for posting my objectively correct takes repeatedly.
kek abdul is simmering under the surface
>>154795795Around Wembley and nw London in general is pretty bad
>>154795826The last time I was there it was actually cheaper for a pint than it was back in the norf. Not around Wembley, but around Parliament anyway.Your post coupled with this post >>154795927lets me know *not* to relax at any point.
Manly Northerner quivering like a wreck and begging 4chan for intel
>>154796315>Just let yourself get stabbed by a pack of Africans to show you aren't racistNice try rabbi.
I've been to see my club play at nu-Wembley often enough that I lose count, and no it's not a slop six club.
fuck off avatarfag tranny
>>154796375alri lad
>>154795478He genuinely doesn't have one. He's just sort of alright anywhere but not world class.>>154795612Kek>>154795666This^^
Harry Kane has 77 goals this season while the rest of the England squad COMBINED has 66.
>>154796640>66it's a sign
>>154796668IT'S
Serious conversations need to be had if England win the World Cup with no Liverpool players in the squad. Scouse not English.
>>154796755They scrape the barrel even for their own club as it is>Need a minimum of 8 HG players for the squad>Liverpool have exactly 8>Curtis Jones (Nigerian btw)>Freddie Woodman (3rd choice keeper)>Trey Nyoni (Zimbabwean btw, 18)>Rhys Williams (25 with 9 league appearances, mystery meat btw)>James McConnell (21)>Rio Ngumoha (some kind of African btw)>Harvey Davies (4th choice keeper)>Joe Gomez (averages 15 games a season, Gambian btw)So out of the 8>5 are African>2 are goalkeepers>1 is James McConnellThey've basically all been picked to make up the numbers and more than half aren't even from this continent. Absolutely disgusting, horrible, vile little club.
>>154796755>>154796995What horrible HORRIBLE vile little creatures
>you now remember that guy who rammed the Liverpool parade last year Kek
>>154798154Has he been knighted yet?
>>154798040>>154798040>>154798040>>154798040>>154798040
>Liverpool in for Diomande>Man United advanced talks with Ederson (Atalanta)>Arsenal make formal bid of £100M for exclusive rights to VAR
BREAKING>Manchester United is Elliot Anderson's preference HOWEVER there is concern from the club about Forest's asking price
oh I see the united schizo has been talking to himself all night
Doubles and england wins the world cup.
>>154800637You're donezo. Congratulations to argentina.
Nobody is good enough to beat England in the world Cup. It's coming home baby
is this wc seethe general?>nooo not my heckin Trenterino he is the god of set pieces against Southampton o algo
>Bournemouth 6 - 0 Forest>Liverpool 0 - 1 Brentford>Everton 1 - 0 Spurs>West Ham 1 - 0 LeedsB E L I E V E
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>154799285I see all the City outlets confirming he's signing with them as his preference, and all the United outlets confirming he's signing with them.
>Player of the Season isn't from the ChampionsThat's how you know it's been a shit season
>>154803563I don't remember him doing anything at all
post the chances created .jpg
>>154803563Should be the standout player from Arsenal, like... uh... whoever takes their corners
>>154803665It should be the ref
>>154803665should be rice,.gabriel or raya tbf
I don't see a single weakness in the England squad. Hope my country is able to avoid facing them as long as possible
>>154803665should've been own goals
perfect english right here
standout "player" for arsenal was pgmol
>>154804175>10x harder just to [sic] get a chanceWhy do blacks always perpetuate this? They develop faster than normal people that's why youth teams are filled with them. When they and everyone else is around 19-21 it's a more level playing field where actual ability counts for a lot more than brute force.
>>154804175and yet you understand it perfectly, amazing how language works
>>154803665Raya unironically
Can England field all black outfield players for online race relations
So why was Foden not selected but random midtable darkies were?
>Lukas Podolski has retired from professional football at 41 years old
phil '4 goals in 49 apps for NT' foden
The media love-in for Fernandes feels false
>>154804312Isn't it strange how the emotions only went down after losses and after a (always scraped) win they went back up again so Jota was not mentioned
>>154804203Because black brains are not able to process logic like white brains.
>>154804203It's their way of dealing with the fact that their people are not as accomplished as others, they put it down to them being held back as a coping mechanism.
Think I'm boycotting this world cup. This is a disgrace.
>>154804263Where you gonna play him? Is he benching both Rogers and Bellingham? Tuchel tried him out as a false 9 and it was meh. He's good but also surplus to requirements.
>>154804350Madueke over Bowen is criminal. The rest of them I understand.
>>154804372Tuchel explained it, when he gave them all chances for England they didn't impress him as much as Madueke did. You can argue all the call-ups but his reasoning is at least fair
>>154799285Who finna broke this
>no salah>no robbo>slot's future is up in the air>van dyke getting older and shittier yet still has his enormous wagewhat's the expectation for liverpool next season?
>>154804506score goal
>>154804476Tuchel basically said that Bowen was excluded because his club is shit. But if that's the case why take Spence?Even his own logic is flawed. If it was me I would try to pretend that all of the unworthy players going were because they had "impressed me" too. Purely because it's an opinion and can't be disproved.
I can't believe it, United players winning every single fan-voted award!
Post fergie Man U>panic hire random manager>absolutely stink up the gaff>dramatic big win / minor trophy>"WE'RE BACK">grant manager long term contract [YOU ARE HERE]>waste 400m buying bespoke players no ones ever heard of for his autistic tactical system>absolutely stink up the gaff>sack manager by christmas>repeat
>Manchester United players posing with this years trophy
>>154804754I didn't know Seskshit was gay like that
Yaaaassssssssss queen slayyyy
Actually feel a bit sad about the england squad picks. At least this world cup is going to be a meme
>>154804372Morgan gibbs white or wharton instead of henderson.Maguire instead of literally any CB. Dan burn? Stones whos played like 3 games
Kek this one's for the 2 bent SEAmonkeys in here
>>154804754>>154804806>>154804836who's that little princess? dalot?
So what are the implications today? If Tottenham loses and West Ham wins? Is that it?
>>154804817It has genuinely really damaged my excitement for the tournament. I think it’s a weak squad with some glaring omissions and also, not to be racist or anything, too many blacks to be genuinely representative of the country. Even if they do do well, it won’t feel like Englands success to me.
>>154804983>So what are the implications today?
>>154805010Meant Sunday lol
THE BEST PLAYER IN THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE
>>154805033>Bruno CornerdesHAHA
>>154805033>best player at the biggest clubMakes sense.
>>154805033People will remember this more than Arsenal winning the league.
>>154805033Who else really? Haaland for goals? Xhaka seems to have the biggest impact on his team but obviously doesn't have the numbers to back it up
>>154805033>Piers Morgan has been seething about this for hourskek
can't watch international football anymore with too many blacks and foreigners in my team while english lads like foden and maguire get kicked to the sideline. they simply don't represent me or what i grew up with; whoever "wins" will win with foreigners not with real players so what's the point of international football in 2026? shall watch the ucl final then put football on hold until next season. might watch the test cricket which is still a white sport at least/blog x
>>154804175In all the complaining about Maguire missing out I forgot that Spence plays of Spurs, a near(?) relegation team defender gets a call up instead?I can't even comment on Spence as a player since I remember nothing about him
>>154791348game's gone, unironically
>>154805010kek what a bitch
>>154805098Only arguable candidate is Gabriel but he just doesn't have the individual impact of Fernandes. >>154805101Piers is such a mong lmao
So what are the implications of 1992? If Kevin Nash walks down an alley and Black males are there? Is that it?
Interviewer>who's the best player in the league this season?Palmer>Bruno Fernandes Interviewer>he's the best playerShould be a pundit when he retires
warra trophy
>>154805229Fuck sake did it wrongInterviewer >why?Palmer>he's the best player
>>154805229Him and Delap combined MIGHT have triple digit iq, absolute brainlets in interviews
B R E A K I N G N E W S >Manchester United are expected to be the busiest team in terms of spend and volume in the summer transfer window. A sum of £300M is expected. Somewhere between 5/6/7 players will come in.Who we signing to play with GOATnandes and Co?
Gyokeres and Eze KEK
>>154805303In fairness it was basically Gyokeres or Sesko in the end, they'd have him if Arse got Sesko instead
football lost its soul when they let blacks and wogs wear the england shirt
>>154805265Ederson (Atalanta) for 45MBaleba for £60M Anderson for £100M OR Tonali for £60MTruffert (idk how much he is)A senior striker on loan for Sesko to learn from
Australia dropping TRVKES lately
Penalties about to start on this women's game on bbc2. Should be a laugh
>womemes football
>>154805470>No SalahWho will he throw under the bus though?
Just the 4 out of 6 missed so far.
>>154805470Least delusional Liverpool customer
6 out of 9 penalties missed in an unsurprisingly awful shootout
Yesterday Adrian Durham said on talkSHITE that Lammens was signing of the season, Bruno the player of the season and Mainoo the young player of the season
>>154805470Give it a rest Liversissy
>>154792459What about Tuesday's Euromillions numbers?
>>154805303jesus what a grim fantasy, snubbed by 2 league winners
>>154805334>>154805637Swap Baleba for Fernandes
PIERS MORGAN MELTYYYY>>154805470>yamalGood one liversissy
>Mantroony gets so upset at his gay lineup builders being called out, he has to falseflag as a Liverstool fanKEK Mantroony is absolutely SEETHING
>>154805303Embarrassing
only labour voters hate piers, mantroony showing his true colours (brown,)
>>154805261Nothing wrong with being taciturn and laconic very statesman like
>>154805470Dont even joke la
>>154805303Bro thought they could get Costa and Inacio too and ended up with the Belgian Onana LOL
>>154805708that part
>>154805470
Are we really pretending the spam and the lineup biomders in these threads isnt Mantroony?
it's just dave being a spastic plasticbest ignored
>>154805470Unfortunately, you've had a nightmare here, Liversissy. Just go ahead and samefag your Man United hate posts to make yourself feel better.
>>154805470>trans dyke>captain losers mentality
>>154805303they're getting frenkie de jong and davies toobayern and barca players want to sign with a team that 15th btw KEK
>>154805303>>154805777Mantroonians are delusional bunch eh
>>154805777>He thought they'd win the league in 24/25>They finished 15thKLEEEEEEEENK
>>154805777>poogarte
>>154805777An Everton player snubbed them btw
Mantroony seething over a blatant bait postSCREAMING
yeah we get tran u are shit
Real talk, without PSR your Liverpools, your Uniteds, maybe even your Chelseas would all be Spurs tier
ABUGods eating good this season
>>154803563KEK amazing seethe from this obvious choice
>>154805777What Utd supporter would post a dream lineup and put Onana in goal? Obvious fake
>>154806208The media was still hyping him at the time and all United customers do is parrot the media or the manager. Literally the most clueless fanbase when it comes to football.
Villa need 1 more season of CL to really cement themselves. Sponsors keep getting bigger and they were only £100m behind Chelsea last season. Stadium is going up to 52k capacity. Most of the squad are 0 SCR cost. No debt.
>South American football expert Tim Vickery confirmed Romero will not be in attendance for the Everton match on Sunday. "He will be at the final of the Argentine Championship between Belgrano and River Plate"
>>154806307Bullshit. He almost cost the FA Cup final win because he flapped at a Doku shot that was right next to him at the near post. I did not see a single Utd fan talking up Onana by the time you are making 25/26 teams
>>154806208>dream lineup
will the latest Liverpool transfer flop or have they maybe found a diomande in the rough?
>>154806769on the cycle next season so you'll see the difference regardless which shitters they get
>>154791119State of your cope you snivelling runt.
>>154791119Well...they sort of won one
>MAULED
Legacy media scrambling to paint United out as the best team in the country
>>154807674At least the Jews are booted out tomorrow
>>154807688Delusional. Spurs will BATTER Everton and West Ham won't beat Chadeeds anyway.
>>154807753we don't preface our posts here
>>154807823Shite gimmick, just like your obsession with Spurs
>>154807836Saying Spurs are shit is not obsession with Spurs, they are in a relegation fight on the final day and won no trophies. They are subjectively shit
YA protest tomorrow by the way. I'll be sure to keep you all updated on how big the crowds are lmaooo
Ull Prem Status: CONFIRMED
>>154807893>say Spurs are going down>I objectively point out they're not (beat Villa easy)>you seethe and repeat your gimmick with your vpn offYawn. I await your seethe tomorrow, if you don't kill yourself, when Spurs are in the Prem.
>>154807836It’s the canapaki he just switched his vpn on
>>154807909Still one of the funniest things was that banner they made to protest Levy's greed. But the banner was about the size of a piece of A4 paper because they were too greedy to get a bigger one made.
>>154805033THE GOAT
>>154806769Bald fuck is still going to be there so it's irrelevant
>>154805033Genuinely tragic that this is what Man United have been reduced to. Getting giddy over meaningless statpadding.
>>154807944Yeah I know.
So will Hull go straight back down or manage to stay up like Blunderland? Place your bets now
>>154805033Bodied them scouse freaks
>>154807965>Henry>20 goals, 20 open play assists>De Brown>18 open play assists>Fernandes>8 open play assistshmmm
>>154807989They'll stay up and Slot's Reds will be relegated
>Women's Champions League on BBC2 despite an English team not being involvedqueer decisionbet the viewers for that are in the tens of thousands
>>154808010Where did you get these statistics from? The actual data is:Henry >18 open playDe Bruyne>17 open playFernandes >12 open play
>>1548080374000 watching it on the live text.
>>154808064>12 open playCrazy the way it goes up by one every time this is posted.By next week he's going to have more open play assists than he actually had assists.
>>154808064Some panel discussing the record a few days ago.
>>154808069>10x more on a game that finished almost an hour agobrutal
>>154808064Cope. Henry has 20.
>>154808085He literally added an open play assist in the last game anon. Hope he gets another against Brighton so you can seethe about it for decades
>>154808010All 3 of them failed to win the league so the stat is meaningless
>>154808085It will seem to have gone up when your source was incorrect.>>154808088Sky. They were wrong. Opta pointed this out.
>>154808105Henry has 18 from open play. 2 of the assists were from corners. You can watch the video on YouTube.
>>154808117COPE. Literally RIGHT THERE.
>McBurnie taps the ball in>Instantly gives his employer £200mBet he doesn't even get a 1% of that in promotion bonuses.
Fernandes winning player of the season is a MASSIVE slap in the face to all us proud Gooners. This can't be happening!
>>154808125OK
Midboro was actually mid who would've known
>>154808179Their abbreviation is literally MID
arsenal football club are champions of england
*
I bet the Muslim owners of Hull are well chuffed
>>154808189ARS
Crazy to think that this time next year literally no one will give a shit about who had the most assists because it won't be a United player
So Henry doesn't win the player of the season with 24 goals and 20 assists but Bruno does with way less goals and the same amount of assists? I remember ozil also getting close/matching the record while creating way more chances than Bruno but still not winning it. Think this award has been paid off desu. Thiago or Haaland deserve it more for pure numbers. Rice or Raya for their impact in big game moments since they're literally champions.
>>154808336Liverpool legend Mohammad Salah
>No Wear-Tees derby next season,grim.
>>154808574They always latch onto something no one cares about to save United's blushes at the end of the season. They've been doing it for over a decade. Embarrassing.
>>154807174Lmao, gay gooners really are the most bitter, petty cunts. Try not to burst a blood vessel before you finish "celebrating".
>>154808574Haaland has more open play assists than Bruno btw
>>154808574they gotta give Utd and their fans something, they barely played 40 matches this year
>started watching football in about 2006>always saw Roy Keane as a proper 80s/early 90s type of footballer>learned literally this week he overlapped with Gary Neville, Cristiano Ronaldo, Beckha, Scholes, Giggs, etc, etc, etc because all of them played when I started liking football, I just had them pegged as a decade youngerIt's so surreal seeing Roy Keane in full kit with these guys. I just assumed he was a decade older than he was. He's only 3 years older than Gary Neville ffs.Weird how there's that snapshot in your head the moment you start getting into football.I still feel it weird that Blakcburn and Bolton aren't in the prem for example. They were going for UEFA Cup spots at one point when I was a wee lad.
Holy kek, they're seething so hard about that award. Cope harder you petulant cunts, the only embarrassment is you and Piers Morgan throwing a tantrum while insisting you don't care through the tears
ManU will win the CL sooner than Liverpool. Not because they have a strong squad or because of good planning but just because of the Prem is now light years ahead of other leagues and that RM imploded.
>Fag getting bulliedThe Mantroony cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>154808794The seethe is really, really enjoyable. They claim it’s a worthless award and yet can’t take it! Very funny.
played one game a week in less pressured games and can't perform in big games and statpads via set pieces
>>154808615Boro are the third wheel, nobody from Newcastle or Sunderland cares about them.
>>154808794>>154808857The fans that saw their team just win the league are seething? Interesting
United fans kneeling to GB since he was appointed as their manager
>>154808729FalseHaaland has 8 assists total and 6 from open play
>>154808794Bruno got these trannies BUBBLING
Bruno has his own fans bubbling?
>>154809133Look into the mirror. That's you sister
>>154809162How did you know I support Man U?
>>154809248Sorry sister, you can't fool us. People know. Just like you will never truly be a woman, you are also not a Utd supporter and never will be.
>>154809162>>154809075KEEEEEKKKKK
>>154809248because you're trans and only trannies support tran u
Asterisk won the league this season
why are you all like this?
>>154808785I started watching it some years earlier than that, but I still feel the same. There was someone the other day I thought had retired in the late '80s, but had retired in the early '00s. Then I did the same with Brian McDermott. I thought he had retired in the mid '00s, but it was the mid '90s.Even clubs like Coventry, QPR, Blackburn etc I consider to be true PL clubs.
>>154808785Zoomer freak
Liversissy is NOT happy with Fernandes being crowned the best player in the Premier League...
>Customers are happy with the assist trophyRemember when they had standards? LMAO
>>154809909Lol he look well upset
>>154808785moron
>United customers try to gloat about one of their shit players winning a meaningless award with fake stats>United customers end up absolutely seethingYou're giving aw a run for his money here. He did the same gloating about the title* and ended up crying into his gf's hairy chest when the video evidence of PGMOL's assists hit the scene.
I thought Wayne Rooney was 55 years old
>>154810106>>United customers try to gloat about one of their shit players winning a meaningless award with fake stats>>United customers end up absolutely seething>>You're giving aw a run for his money here. He did the same gloating about the title* and ended up crying into his gf's hairy chest when the video evidence of PGMOL's assists hit the scene.KEK
>>154809909i fink he gonna cry
>>154810139That's right anon, Utd fans are seething about their top player deservedly winning an award, not you. Clearly.
>>154810284Tell me who won POTY the last 5 years without googling
media finna love glazing bruno fernandes. remember that first season when he scored 18 goals and like 15 of them were penalties lmao they've done it again this season but with assists instead LMAO
>>154809909>liversissy seething You LOVE to see it
Bruno Fernandes is the most overrated player in the history of football He plays football for stats He'll go missing in the first 4 months every season and when everything is over and there's nothing to fight for, he'll statpad and thier fans will call him the goatThere's a reason he's spent his career at a club that finishes 15th
>Arseanal finally wins the league>their supporters do nothing but seethe and dilate about a player's award basically everyone except them agrees onSee, this is why nobody was rooting for you niggers, even for the novelty
>EDERSON TO MAN UNITEDDEAL DONE> £35M
>>154810469Based Bruno got them rattled
The term haramball proves how far Europe and the white man has fallen. Islam has already taken over the vocabulary. It's so over.
>>154810532It is in fact, not over.Reverse migration is already starting, immigrants are not taking the cold weather very well
mantroony getting absolutely ravaged inject the bullying
>>154810605I hope they all freeze to death
>>154809909>>154810469Kek
>21 hours from now Spurs posting will be off-topic
>>154810823true because they'll be non-league
>check the news >all about Hull and not Pep forgotten already lmao
its it funny that Declan Rice said >its done yetwhen Steven Gerard said >this doesn't slip the literally slipped
If spuds draw and wet spam win will west ham go through? Whats thr decider? Goal difference?
>its it
>>154811068If West Ham win 12-0 they would stay up on goals scored. Spurs will lose though so it doesn’t matter.
>>154811122>West Ham win 12-0 Wonder what the odd are on that
>>154811122spurs on 38west ham 36
>>154811052Slippy G lol
Imagine how good Bruno could've been if he spent his career at a big club
genuinely just dawned on me earlier we might actually get relegateddont fink i can watch
>>154811316Mad how Liverpool won every match but this one and thats why they lost
>>154811352deserve to be relegated an all
Bruno Fernandes (Man United captain) has now won >FWA Player of the Year voted by journalists>Premier League Player of the Seasonvoted by fans>PFA Player of the Yearvoted by playersSomehow, Liversissy thinks it's undeserved. Kek. Lmao even.
>>154811459Warra trophy
>>154811418Gerrard wasn't a real captain. Always let the team down when it mattered most.
Has Bruno Fernandes won the league? No? Oh
>>154811459Easily the best player in the league. Walks into any team.
>Bruno Fernandes G/A in Euro finals: 0>Emi Buendia G/A in Euro finals: 2
>32 in September>Have never won the Premier LeagueIs it over for me lads?
>>154811569You'll have something in common with Steven Gerrard <3
>>154811459But how many assists were from set pieces?
>>154811599If set pieces are easy, why hasn't Szoboszlai broken the record? :)
>>154811590Vai à merda
>>154811569Still time x
>>154811569VPN off, NOW!You moortuguese.
God I cannot bloody wait to go to the "Bruno Fernandes got loads of assists" parade. Will be spending my hard earned money at the club shop, I am one happy customer! :)
>>154811145200/1 on PaddyPower. Well that's what it is for 11-0 so I imagine it's the same for 12. They just seem to get to a point and give them all the same odds.
>>154811569shouldn't you be in the gym bruno you zestlord>>154811687kek
>>154811635Because he's shit (lol)
>>154811687>God I cannot bloody wait to go to the "Bruno Fernandes got loads of assists" parade. Will be spending my hard earned money at the club shop, I am one happy customer! :)Oh dear it's gonna be the Ariana Grande concert all over again, never relax
>>154811459He makes my club look so pathetic
>they were crying about arsenal not being able to do it from open play>now their rat bottler not being able to do it from open play is valid
>>154811860>they were crying about raya being """"handled"""" in the box>when they were doing it to every other team it was validcareful aw you're skating on thin ice here
Liverpool fans nicknamed Szoboszlai "Slobbo" as a subtle reference to the fact that he sucks cock (something he has in common with liverpool fans)
>>154811829poor imitation of >>154811687Transchester Dilated, always in last place
Erm Unitedtrannies....why does reverse searching the image of our players bring up gay marriage???
>>154811929Oiiiiii he's a gayboy innit
>/are/ Kane scores ANOTHER hatty and wins ANOTHER trophy>won't do it for us in the summer>literally 61 goals in 51 games this season>average of a goal every 67 min>7 assists tooIf he won the CL he would have got the Balloon D'Or, now he's relying on winning the World Cup. Issue would be if Rice wins the CL and World Cup.
>>154811977troonited players are bare gay
It's a mystery darling x
>>154812011AAAAIIIIIIIIIIII
Mantroony imitating every post showing he's DILATING I'd say the weather has gone to his head but Indians should be used to it, kek
>>154812048That's funny
>>154811929>SlobboWhat a gay little customer base
why is it when the liverpoolian and the mancunian get into arguing the thread immediately becomes homosexual?
>>154812283Scouse DNA
why is it that brown JFs worship the rainbow devils
>>154812448It's the only occasion Muslims and Hindus unite, the most plastics of plastics, even more so than the Chinese
>Pep leaving>Girona relegated>115 coming inIt’s over for City sports group
>154812448>why is it that scousers worship the rainbow devils
>>154812467Don't forget:>liversissy seething
>>154812466kek sounds like this country
>>154812466They're cattle
where's match of the day
>>154812539Why would it be on?
>>154810334I know that Declan Rice has never won it.
>>154812448>why is it that brown JFs worship the rainbow devilslook at what muslim iraqis do to little boys, bacha bazi or something that's why they love manchester united
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRNNNNNEEEEEE SLOTTRAN LA LA LALA
>>154810334I don't know but I will guess;Salah last yearFoden year beforeHaaland before thatHaaland before thatDe Bruyne before that
>>154812613bless his cotton socks
>>154811977the algorithm knows what you like sweety
>the indian immigrant in Australia doesn't know how reverse search worksI thought you lot were good at IT
>>154791348Why can't I see Manchester United on that trophy?
>Pep Guardiola asked if he'll ever return to Man City to speak about the 115 charges once a verdict has finally been reached: >"If you find me, yes. But it will be difficult!" Then the journos laughed - it's okay that City are cheats haha
>>154812822it's been over 13 years. banter era united.
Manchester is blue :)
If West Ham score early they're staying up. News will travel quickly to the Spurs fans who will turn on their already-hated team
>>154812681You've done him.
I think Maddison or Solanke will force their way into the starting 11 and get injured in the first 30 minutes
>>154811929
>>154813301Disgusting behaviour. The homo part and using normie media.
>GreatBritishMC
Bruno Fernandes
The Gaped victim of Grimsby
>>154813301Why are they like this
>>154813545battered everywhere they go
>>154812283Northern dna
>>154813301HAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY???
>>154813591apart from transfield
>>154811917>reverse DDT the goalie while another player removes his jersey.>arse do it all the time bro I swear
>154813545Except Transfield
>losing to Grimsby is actually GOOD
Next>>154813848>>154813848>>154813848
>>154812865>NOOO ONLY MY CLUB SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SPEND MONEY!
>>154813466From the thumbnail it looks like bryan mbeumo has a very long head
I hate wogs
I hate nogs
I love dogs (and hate muzzies, set gnasher on em quick)
>>154814753>I love dogsOmg le ebin chungus pupperino!
500
>>154814782I’ll stretch your anus ahmed
