>>154791516Only four white players...mad world.
>>154791524Have to play in Muttmerica so need players that can handle the heat
Though couldnt it be 5 white players in the starting linlineup, still that is unacceptable
>>154791544Cope. This is the death of English football.
>>154791516Remember when darkus trashford was meant to be a striker, but because he’s just a black paceman with none of the qualities of a striker, he just gets played on the wing because….i dunno just go and run at the fullbacks or something.I fucking hate this world.
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>>154791516Looks like budget France.
>>154791516What’s the closest the squad can actually get to fielding an England team?KanePaceman - pacemanAnderson - Rice - HendersonPaceman - Stones - Burn - Livramento*Pickford*only half or quarter Portuguese iirc
>>154791516Got all the foreigns seething so you know it's a good team.
>>154791787There's only two black players there. Rashford, Bellingham, O'Reilly, Konsa, and Reece have white ancestors just like you.
>>154791924t. seething foreign
>>154791939White people don't have black ancestorsThe fact you can point out who the black players in question are reveals you know they are black as well
>>154791516this looks solid but who tf is Konsa
>>154792032He just won the Europa League
>>154792038All by himself?
>>154791516>implying tuchel decides the lineup and not an exceptionally exclusive committee of elite gigatroons who have been through the most grueling and rigorous pozzification assessments for admission
>>154791524What’s even madder is Pickford is the only anglo saxon
>>154792068Yes
I won't give a FUCK as long as the win the world cup
>>154791516This team could win the Premier League.
>Thanks everyone but Manure for making the WC squadbased
>>154792206He's been playing for Barcelona, you fucking mutt. Would you thank your ex gf on your wedding day?
>>154792216>Aston villa
>>154792216>Unai
>>154791808You can easily do it without trying
>>154792216>England
>>154792304>canada
Player analysisHarry 'Wins the Bundesliga' Kane- An incredible poacher. Honestly poachers this good are usually killing Rhinos in the Congo. Amazing lad.Elliot 'Tackles the opposition' Anderson- An amazing athlete. Covers more ground than a corporate tax-avoidance scheme. Amazing lad.Bukayo 'Dribbling down the wing' Saka- An incredible winger. Got more crosses than a scousers maths homework. Amazing lad.Nico 'The kid' O’Reilly- An amazing bloke. Offers a combination of experience and youthfulness, one usually only finds in a child prostitute.Marcus 'Dribbling down the other wing' Rashford- An incredible winger. More Speed than an overstocked drug dealer. Amazing lad.Ezri 'Plays for Villa' Konsa- An incredible defender. Like an unskippable ad, you can't get past him.Jordan 'Slippy hands' Pickford- An incredible keeper. Better at saving than a jew. Amazing lad.Jude 'Scores with his feet' Bellingham- An incredible midfielder. Like Prince Andrew, he thrives in tight spaces. Amazing lad.Reece 'Plays as rightback' James- An incredible shag. Better on the wings than hot sauce. Amazing lad.Marc 'Gay-he' Guéhi- A terrific defender. Harder to get past him than through the Strait of Hormuz. Amazing lad.Declan 'Fried' Rice- An incredible guy. Like ISIS, he is a constant threat. Amazing lad.
You gotta love chuds crying over people not being English enough while their coach is a literal German.God rightoids are so fucking stupid it's actually hilarious witness such retardation.
>>154791602I think of the 23 outfield players they have 7 White players. They couldn't even field a full White team.The Great Replacement is done.
>>154792335>Got more crosses than a scousers maths homeworkKek. You're alright Germbro.
>>154792347germany is an improvement, africa is a downgrade
I agree with the bulk of Tuchel's selections but there's a few really odd calls that I think could come back to haunt >us. Especially if certain players get injured during the tournament. Wharton, MGW, Hall, and Scott should all be in the squad imo. Palmer might be having a bad season but he can still create something out of nothing. Also idk why Tuchel is obsessed with Dan Burn.
>>154791516>have sub-par season>don't get called up>"how could this possibly be happening ?"It's usually brazilians (debatably a species of apes) that act this way.
>>154792206>I know everyone just wants any excuse to seethe about Man Utd while pretending they don't care, but
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>>154792449because bellingham has had such a stellar season
>>154792376Ye expect we all know thats BS, and the reason England even has a decent team is because of their "African" players, funny how the best player in your Konoha village is also "African" BRUTAL
>>154792537Please elaborate on that, my Moortuguese friend. Because I see Pickford in goal, Rice/Anderson in midfield and Kane up front as the skeleton of that team, and really not sure which Africans are supposed to be better than them.
>>154792501I don't think they are pretendingThey really are retarded
>>154792574Sure lil bro, tell that to yourself when 80% of ur starting line up is literally black, and 70% of ur bench is black
>>154792347Is crying about both acceptable to you?
>>154791769he hits the ball hard
>>154792585They are, but cunning with it. It is as much a deliberate exercise of doublethink as it is genuine retardation. Being completely stupid gets them what they want, so they keep doing it even though getting what they want keeps making their life worse along with everyone else's. So then they double down and demand more of it.
>>154792145The last time England had an English king was 1066 and their current royal family is ethnically German kek
