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When: this sunday
Where: murrica
Where to watch: https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
Why?: to see no records be broken because everyones already on PEDs

Las Vegas is not unfamiliar to hosting sporting events, both weird, wonderful and often controversial. This weekend the Enhanced Games take place in the city on Sunday.

They have never happened before nor has an event quite like it taken place.

For many the Games sit ill at ease due to the fact that athletes competing are allowed to take substances, performance enhancing medication or drugs, that would under International anti-doping rules see an athlete banned from competing at any World Cup, Olympics or World Championship.

According to their information The Enhanced Games is a "new global sports competition designed to push the boundaries of human performance. The Games challenge traditional models of sport by embracing science, innovation, and measurable performance enhancement under regulated conditions."

Organisers say their goal is "simple" - to "allow elite athletes to dedicate themselves fully to pushing the limits of human capability."

On offer for athletes is the opportunity to explore what their bodies can achieve performance-wise IF they choose to take performance enhancing drugs (PED's).

Not all athletes who have signed up for the Enhanced Games actually intend to take any PED's. There is significant financial reward on offer- a $25 million prize pot (£17.1m) with some athletes set to take home $1m for their efforts in Las Vegas if they break existing legal world records.

Since it's inception, The Enhanced Games has made other arguments to it's relevance citing financial rewards for elite athletes, for example that many athletes who compete at Olympic Games which are administered by the IOC feel underpaid.

It is well known that the IOC redistribute the vast majority of what finances it makes, but not towards renumeration for athletes.
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>>154794365
While there are debates around existing anti-doping measures as to their effectiveness leading to a view from Enhanced Games supporters that the current anti-doping landscape is failing so why not try another way? One where PED's are allowed under controlled conditions.

Clearly the issue of safety, clean sport and fair play are issues which organisers of the Enhanced Games versus many other agencies, administrators, Governments and many athletes all clash and disagree.

Where Enhanced Games organisers believe the pursuit of scientific and athletics excellence with medical safety protocols are the future, the opposite view is where no doping of any kind can be safe and athletes future health is being risked while the notion of a 'level-playing field' and a drug-free sporting world is at risk.

Perhaps the most well known name is American sprinter Fred Kerley. Kerley won 100m Olympic silver at the 2021 Tokyo Olympics and took the 100m bronze at the 2024 Paris Olympic. In addition he's a three-time world champion, including 100m individual gold medallist at the 2022 World Championships.

There are several other athletes who have won Olympic medals and have now decided to compete at the Enhanced Games. Australian swimmer James Magnusson, whose nickname in the pool is "The Piss Missile", has won three Olympic medals, a silver and two bronze, but is a three-time gold medallist at the World Championships.
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>>154794365
>When: this sunday
It's just one day ? It's already a scam in itself.
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inb4 someone has a heart attack and dies
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>>154794590
Assuming everything is allowed here and nobody does them in the olympics, which event would benefit the most from this form of cheating?

marathon?
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>In February 2025, businessman Donald Trump Jr. said that his venture fund 1789 Capital would be involved in an investment round, saying "The Enhanced Games represent the future – real competition, real freedom, and real records being smashed. This is about excellence, innovation, and American dominance on the world stage – something the MAGA movement is all about."
.
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>>154794878
Trumps other son is already enhanced. trump filled him full of growth supplements and now hes a 6'8 gigamogger
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>>154794697
Probably weightlifting. Steroids improve muscle mass and density and recovery rates, but they don't do anything for technique, so you just need to find the sport that relies least on technique and the most on raw power. I know weightlifting does rely on technique to some extent, but that's because those pussies are too weak to JUST LIFT IT BRO
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>>154794697
I'd think Swimming would probably be the biggest one, especially amphetamines and cocaine just go full beaver mode.
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norway revving up those inhalers
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>no fighting
Gay. UFC TRT era was kino
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>>154795459
t.victor belfort
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>>154794590
the whole thing is just advertising for their enhanced supplements

still gonna watch of course
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>>154794365
Fucking based, I wanna se how far they can push the human body
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The Enhanced Games are fairer and safer than the Olympics
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>>154794365
>>154795818
Is there a list of people participating? There better be some smash n slam
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>>154794365
cute that those idiots think that steroids are the pinnacle of performance enhancing substances. the entire show is bullshit if your not allowed to meth. And I don't mean being disqualified for being tested for it but rather be allow to inject it officially right before competition.

I seriously hope some of the nigga contestants dies and the nigga widow sues those niggas for billions like the guy who sued the tobacco company for getting lung cancer. Idiots shouldn't be allowed to have money.
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>>154794926
what if they end up being slower than world class swimmers?
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>>154794365
No need for that. You can watch it on YouTube/Twitch om the official streams
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Cringe
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>>154803322
what is banned by the fda that would actually help? like roids meant for a horse?
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So Fred Kerley is competing clean he says
Disappointing
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>>154803531
if a sprinter says he's clean then it must be true!
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>>154803531
>>154803538
Maybe the ultimate fraud is taking part in a competition for gearheads while on gear and claiming to be clean lmao.
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>>154803567
4d pop up pirate
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>>154803531
Yeah, he dindu nuffin
That's why he's serving a 2 year ban for dodging three doping controls in a year
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>>154794365
I am HYPED for this.

>>154794590
>It's just one day ? It's already a scam in itself.
It's the first enhanced games. The first Olympics in Ancient Greece were probably just one day too.

>>154797086
Have they started breeding SMASHED N SLAMMED humans yet? I don't want to sound racist, but I don't think SMASHED N SLAMMED dogs are very good at sports. Most of them can BARELY BREATHE!
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when are they adding knuck? or as an olympic sport even?
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>>154805306
KNUCK in these games would be unfathomably based. They should add BUFFALO too. Imagine the big ol' KNUCKsters juiced up on a trenbolone, meth, and Bucked Up stack
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>>154805437
aren't KNUCKERs already JUICED to the GILLS? Can't imagine there's stringent (or any) drug testing for them.
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Will this also have an orgy at the end like the olympics?
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>>154807835
nah their dicks dont work anymore
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>>154808038
But the girls have working dicks
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>>154808038
cope
tren makes you wank 8 times a day
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>>154803322
oh, this is pointless then.
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>>154808617
this anon is correct. just dont get off it, your natural test levels never recover to their pre tren level. once you start youre on it for life or become tranny tier
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can't believe thor has jumped on the gear for this
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>>154808811
hes full natty eddie
youve got to learn how to lose with dignity
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This guy is the real deal.
>James Magnussen came agonizingly close to breaking the 100m freestyle world record during his prime, missing the official world record by just 0.01 seconds
He is 35 now
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>>154808859
>silver and 2 bronzes at olympics
>0.01 off world record
being this much of a bottler mindbroke him and turned him to drugs
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>>154794590
It starts at 9 pm lmao, probably all competitions will be over with 2-3 hours max
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The IOC hates this because it will merely confirm how juiced up the olympics is
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>>154809030
trvth nvke
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>>154806812
I'm not sure. I would like to believe they could take even more drugs and get even more BUCKED UP!
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515 tonight
that's 1135lbs in United Statesian
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>>154809208
that looked just lame.
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>>154809262
m8 its a 6'10 gigachad breaking a world record how cool do you want it to look? lifting it with 1 finger?
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>>154809347
do a proper lift. It has to go above the head.
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>>154809347
the whole thing just looks lame.
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>>154809380
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>>154809418
This what a lift looks like. Not that faggot before.
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>>154809030
basically. i bet they're hoping every single world record is smashed tomorrow. any that remain standing are getting all kinds of scrutiny
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hope this show kicks off around noon so I can watch it live
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>>154809208
How can I watch the 515 lift?
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>>154810324
should be in the stream with the rest of the events
it's thor v mitchell hooper. hooper did worlds strongest man less than a month ago so i doubt he's anywhere near 515kg shape.
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He would mog them all
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>>154810756
hoopers delusional if he thinks he can do it
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>>154810756
Based. What are the chances someone will take a trip to SNAP CITY?
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>>154810793
He wouldn't move 400kg even if he were in the same shape as in your clip
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the schedule. in las vegas time. 1/2
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>>154812594
>the killers
looking forward to sing along mr brightside
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>>154812577
for me its ALAN WALKER PERFORMANCE
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>>154812641
Not enough of a drug band.
Where is Danzig even?
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>>154812577
for me, its the womens snatch
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>>154811164
it's most likely in the snatch event. i've seen a few elbows pop out before. nasty sight.
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>>154812885
thought you were more of a mens jerk kind of guy
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>>154812885
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>>154812577
>>154812594
fucking lame, only testing weightlifting and swimming, the two most roided sports ever?
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>>154812731
To be fair, his one hit, over a decade ago, was a banger.

>>154810756
Is Mitchell Hooper doping? If he’s still doing World’s Strongest Man and then taking a break to participate in a tournament specifically for drug cheats, doesn’t that call his strongman career into question a bit?
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Is it too late to enhance myself in the 50m free race by shooting myself out of a cannon?
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>>154813214
hes always admitted doping i thought.
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>>154813214
everyone in strongman dopes. it's not drug tested.
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>>154795031
slander and lies
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>>154813252
Can you find a doctor willing to prescribe getting shot out of a canon to you even though it's 11 PM on a Saturday? London-NY-Vegas is probably about 12-15 hours of flying and layovers, minus the time saved by timezone changes. If you go now, there's little to no visa requirements for British citizens coming to America. If you live in the right part of London or possibly Manchester or Liverpool there's a chance.
Once you get to Vegas, finding the canon is probably a lot easier. Looser laws, a lot of low-rent entertainers and circuses going bankrupt. So you can make it if you go now, sleep on the plane and get lucky with security and a good canon prescribing doctor.
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>>154812889
KINO
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TWO MINUTES FIFTYNINE SECONDS WTF
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2nd time usyk has rigged a fight.
complete bullshit
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>>154803483
Lots of steroids, peptides, and SARMS aren't FDA approved. They were meant for animals or are unapproved research compounds. Tren isn't FDA approved for human use, but Test, Anavar, etc are.
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>>154815214
>>154815268
bro, we're talking about the STEROID OLYMPICS here not boxola
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>>154815344
hooper has said hes taken a lot of weird peptides for strongman. i wonder if the weightlifters will take them for this event or if theyre fda banned
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>>154803322
Wait, what the fuck? Are they actually testing to make sure guys aren't using illegal substances?
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>>154815556
They're most likely banned but that won't stop them from using them anyway lmao.
>>154815583
This is what I'm wondering.
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>>154815583
only the FDA. its got to be human grade roids basically
so no horse roids or krokodil or meth
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>>154815583
possibly
it wouldn't look good if someone died taking some experimental animal drug for their event
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I want dudes pumping themselves full of tren, pig hormones, research chems, crocodile blood, and whatever other crazy shit dudes are doing these days

>>154815629
>meth
You can actually legally get a prescription for methamphetamine in the USA so it'd be allowed. https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_docs/label/2024/005378s032lbl.pdf
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>>154815786
It'd be cool though
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>>154794365
Track, and field will never be entertaining.
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>>154815901
Yep, just look at the track and field general. It just full of coomer shit
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>>154815797
i agree
whatever it takes to break the record, if they die they die
whos willing to put their life on the line?
but theyd have to show it in some country where that stuff is legal like mongolia
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>>154810756
thor has done world's strongest and a bunch of other strongman competitions, and he's admitted to doping for almost 20 years. he only paused to impregnate his wife lol it fucked with his sperm count.
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>>154815797
Why take meth when you can take Halotestin and turn into a Tren fiend for a day
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>>154816692
>Why take meth when you can take Halotestin and turn into a Tren fiend for a day
My doctor won't prescribe it :(
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Drinking games:

Take a shot if a record is smashed

Take two shots if someone's heart explodes

Take three shots if two "athletes" get into a fight
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>>154813214
>Is Mitchell Hooper doping?
he is an american hero, of course he is clean athlete with no peds ever used
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>>154816558
thor hasn't done any other show or event in 2026. he's trained purely for this. which makes sense, it's $250k for one lift.
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>>154803531
Kek
This shit will flop so hard once these guys barely break their PBs because they were juicing during their professional career either way.
Maybe some miniscule performance improvement for not having the trouble of hiding it though.
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>>154822288
I think the swimming events allow some illegal suits as well. That might be a much bigger factor for their chances of reaching the records.
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>>154812577
>>154812594
>this piece of crap event is somehow valued at $650 million
peak clown word
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when is it starting and where can i watch it (for free)
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>>154822945
its in the op.
times are >>154812577
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Live link. Hit the bell icon boishttps://www.youtube.com/live/aSy5L2DqDDw
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They're fore sure not breaking a single weightlifting record
Wesley placed 8th when he competed at 109kg. He's not outdoing lasha lmao
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>>154794365
What sort of people is attending this?
Gym rats and some psycho billionnaires?
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>>154812906
You can't fucking suffer in Italy
Even their weightlifting chicks are 10/10
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>>154823299
It'll mostly be Andrew Tate-tier frauds and grifters. It would probably be cool to go there, but I wouldn't speak to anyone while I was there because I don't want to listen to dickheads in suits talking about their Lamborghinis.
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I'm actually kinda excited for this.
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154822648
Show some respect, goof.

>>154813486
This anon has good thought processes and should be working for The Enhanced Games.
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>>154823287
Which records are they even going for
Because they reset them all last year and in 2018. There's no history behind any of them. Weightlifting is run by retards.
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>>154823299
Larry Wheels is there
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>>154824516
>Because they reset them all last year and in 2018.
Why did they do this? They also did it in the 90s yah? Fucking retarded.



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