no one gives a fuck about pendlebury and he will get heemed today on his gay little dedicated fan cam editiongeelong - sydneycollingwood - west coastport adelaide - carlton
fuck pendlebitch
This is the one
>>154801752I've been on holiday.
lel you beat me to it, good bake champ
shall watch gee syd, switch to the first quarter of pies iggs until i get bored (probably very quickly), then back to gee syd
>>154801777I have a real thing for repeating digits.
I have no interest in watching Pendlebury break Boomer's record against the bottom dwellers of the last five years whilst the commentary team shamelessly suck him off for two hours.
was talking to someone the other day and you know the spit bubble thing while talking some kids do? i did thatfirst time i've ever done it in my life so embarrassing
is there a bet on polymarket for a pendlebury heeming today
everyone knows le record breaker is just in name because boomer should've played on but was cuti do take some solace knowing that pies literally ruined their season setting this up and paying him more money and will now be lucky to make wildcard
business idea: use the earlier thread then move to this one
>>154801802I can do that btw
This whole thing with pendlebury is overblown
>>154801802what do you mean? you just did it out of nowhere and you were embarrassed or?
>>154801832yeah
>>154801827Pies have legit written off their season just so they could nurse him through to a blowout against the Iggs for his big day. I guess it doesn't really matter because they wouldn't be doing shit in finals but they could've hit top 6 without resting him against Hawks and Swans. Him playing could have easily been the difference between a draw and a one goal loss in what were both essentially 8 point matches.
sneaky chance of a loom
He will get heemed within minutes, this game is just ripe for it .
Norf might do it
Even when Norf do things right they almost blow it. They're getting better to watch though. I root for these retards in most of their games I watch.
loom
>>154801791same, check these
swasn will rape geelong today, is this even up for debate
LOOOOOOOOOOOOM
post about the fucking loom you dogs
norf wont do shit
LOOMIES????
come on norfies !!!
>>154801755scared the dog with the LOOM cry
damn i wanted to post >DAVIES UNI-ACK
Roos have it. Great win
ZUUUURRHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KangaGODS
fucking glad i watched the last quarter of thatkino fuck the suns KEK
KANGAKANGAKANGA
JOIN IN THE CHORUSJOIN IN THE CHORUSJOIN IN THE CHORUS
FREEZING FROGS AND FUNKY DANCEBENEATH THE BLUE AND WHITE SHE STANDSWE PRAISE OUR EASTERN WONDERLANDCIRNORFIES, CIRNORFIESOUT WE COME, OUT WE COME, OUT WE COME TO PLAYFREEZE THE FROGS AT SANAE’S SHRINE TO PASS THE TIME AWAYRUMIA, MYSTIA, WRIGGLE, DAIYOUSEICIRNORFIE BOYS ARE HARD TO BEAT WHEN CIRNO COMES TO PLAYSO JOIN IN THE CHORUS, THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLDJOIN IN THE CHORUS, BELOVED TOMBOY GIRLGOOD OLD CIRNORFIES, COME OUT WITH PERFECT FREEZECIRNORFIES ARE THE TEAM THAT PLAYS TO WIN FOR (YOU) AND ME
damn, guess i should kms now
>>154801910crisp
Suns got ROOted up the bum by Norf
this might be norf's best winunder clarko
I FUCKEN KNEEL FOR ZURTHIS IS A SUNDOWN TOWNYOU FRUITY COLD TOAST FAIRIES BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY HOME
i cant get over how it's called marvel stadium, that shit is embarrassing
>the gold coast are the real deal this year!every fucking time with you cunts after 3 rounds and time and time im proven right
>>154801920>fairiesbit rude to say that with cirnorfies watching
Kath looking like her bumhole would be extra lickable today.
>dimma lost at marvel againKEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
first to 100 bros....
gay porn looms
>>154801923they'll probably make finals but not top 4everyone was saying they'd finish top 2 this year lmao
>>154801922Who gives a shit? Seriously. Which slop merchant sponsoring a stadium wouldn't be embarrassing for you?
>>154801928oh shit
>>154801919So true.
>>154801923you've never been right, captain hindsight. and you never will be.
>>154801930At least save it until after Iggs have ruined Pendle's big day.
>>154801933DC stadium has a nicer ring to it
fuckin ants everywhere
>>154801922Dont be a fascist mate. Everyone knows marvel means fuck nazis. Fuck nazis stadium.
>>154801943Time to clean up your shitbox, mate.
>>154801924nah, she knows the score. like yvvone goolabongadong was happy with her nickname but every whitey would wring their hankies and try andn apologise for each other
>>154801933>colonial stadium :)>telstra dome :)>etihad stadium :)>marvel stadium >:(
Blacked Arena
>cirno weather freezes the gold cuck sunshmm
i should have a shower before the game
>norf wonwtf? They were down a bunch when I last looked.
>>154801943one underrated thing about apartments is there are basically no bugs
what the fuck are they singing
>>154801967i had an eye on the score thinking they could come back, decided fuck it and watched the last 15min to see it happen
My worst drunken experience was following a random group of girls in their late teens/early 20s around a casino, as if I was a part of their group. I didn't say anything, just followed behind two paces for a short while, not sure what I was hoping for, maybe I was horny and hoped by following them I could *somehow* get laid, eventually one of them noticed I was following them, turned to me and bluntly said "can you fuck off? we don't know you" and I just walked off without saying a word. Then after a little while of wandering around by myself (I had lost my friends earlier), a security guard approached me and said "You have to go" and then I said okay and followed him out. I then walked about 30 minutes to a brothel and had sex with a fat fijian woman with big tits who let me do anal for free. She seemed drunk too. Great night. But I don't want to get drunk like that again because now I know what kind of stupid things I'm prone to doing.
>>154801966before the game got cancelled years ago m8
>>154801933i'm with you. whatever its named is going to smack of corporate ballsack gargling. Fuck, call it Only Fans Arena for all I care.
grim
Alright, /alf/, you're the basedest, I'm counting on you, come on.
Swans bros this will be a tough one
Fantastic. Blind Freddy couldnt confuse cats and swans.
Fucking hungry desu.
>gayo frontpaging the game that isn't even onf or another 25minalso this thing scrolls way too fast
>have to induct the trainee girl tonight
I’m an emotional mess at the moment, watching Pendles break the record will be something I’ll tell my grandchildren about. I’m nervous, excited, agitated but most of all, proud. If he kicks a goal, I’m not sure I’ll be able to hold back the tears.SP443….no, it’s SP4EVER
>>154802006I just ate a cheese sausage.
Anyone have the troll comic/manga image where it trolls you when you read it back to front?
>>154802023Had a jalapeño and cheese sausage the other day, was horribly oily
lads, james just posted
>>154802024yeah mate
>changed tip from norf to gold cunts last minute
>>154801922next will probably be punjabimart stadium so enjoy it now
Anyone want to come to watch a gfl match with me next week? I’m scared to go alone
>>154802049what the fuck is gfl? Girl Friend League?
yeah i play footywanna come to my game?
Whose gonna be watching pendles cam?
>>154802055I’d be a wooden spooner in the girl friend league.
Why would anyone watch collingwood v west coast over geelong v sydney, why are they even broadcasting this shitty matchup
This 433 situation is looking like a fucking Bond movie.
TURN ON PENDLES CAM
>>154802049only if we fuck afterwards
Where’s anti Pendlebury sperg? I want to fucking see you mentally destroyed as you watch this game cunt, you miserable piece of shit. Probably too busy playing video games or eating your fat body into a diabetic coma.
>>154802049Only if we can go and watch my catters
>>154802074At the game. It was always a false flag. He was a Pies supporter arguing with himself.
kek the gold numbers look like shit
nick daicos is wearing a gold 35
UNCLE COLIN *excited basedjak gif*
This is fucking embarrassing.
would be beyond comedy if iggs wonplease God let it happen
The gold numbers just looks fabulous!
is colin a traditional abo name?
Aborigines can’t speak English very well so why do they speak so fast
Uncle Colin is fucking based
No but Steven May
>uncle colin acknowledges the epic record breaklmfao
Eh. They may be niggers, but at least they're Australian.
>>154802106fuck up boong
>not wearing the indingeous jumper because of muh pendles ummmm i thought darcy moore was woke?
>>154802100makes 10k everytime ogf white guilt and commie tactics. Player
gorging myself on crispy m&ms to the point of feeling sick looms
>got a date at 7pm>won’t get to see last quarter of the game
>>154802109the KFC logo counts
Can Collingwood put on a show and bekt these shit faggots by 100 points?
>boomer tossing the coincan't tell if based or cringe
>>154802114just tell him you'll be late
>>154802120
>mark coward calling ergh
>>154802119Should have given him a cuck chair to sit on
>pendles immediately gets fended by heartily roidkek
kek harley mogged pendles already
UHHHHHHHH PIENIGGERBROS???
LMAO HARLEY
TWO GOOD TEAMS (geelong and sydney)
Our iggs are on fire
My single mum used to crash out at us kids every time she had to do housework (every day)
>>154801983fuck you cunt I actually missed that showfor me it was tool of the week
CALL ON SNEEEEEEEDCALL ON SNEEDCALL ON SNEEEEEEEDCALL ON SNEED
>>154802143
What an elite kick by Nick daicos
desu there's no point in watching the first of a game, only the second matters
I've seen enoughgive the pendelb owl to iggs
>>154802151For me it’s the third and even more so the fourth
>>154802151first half*
>first goal iggswelp they're getting raped by 70+
The crowd is so biased, no one is cheering for the eagles.
>>154802159i was saying harley sneed
>>154802159>what is a home ground advantage
i thought only pendles was meant to have the gold numberguessing nick had a sook about feeling excluded
Cats' striped socks make them look like anime """goth""" sluts
>Pendlebury’s spine-tingling entrance with shock gold-number twist
>>154802166Play a new game mate, purse owner sucks.
>>154802141how many kids? were you well behaved or little retarded bogan brats?
I refuse to payo for kayo
the little champ
they call him free kick nick
before today the last time north kicked a goal after the siren to win was in 1987, by debutant alastair clarksontoday, north kicked a goal after the siren to win, and the coach was alastair clarkson
>>154802170a) no it doesn'tb) I haven't played Persona 4 in years, it was just the first thing that popped into my mind when seeing Geelong's faggot socksc) I'm playing SMTV atm
>standing ovation for nick daicos behindA bit much I would've thought
>Amartey 3 goals first quarterThis guy is pretty good.
>>154802183chris scott the mastermind has decided to play one of his best kpds as a forward again
Why are all the Magpies wearing gold numbers? I was under the impression it was Pendlebury only?Is this so Naicos doesn't feel left out?
could go for some deep fried quail atm
swans have won
why do you always try to make out like nick is a drama queen, he's anything but
>>154802193i'm projecting my gayness onto him to make myself feel betterever since the 'cord got deleted i've been depressed
ok 2nd quarter of the real game is starting, switching to that
>>154802193I have a theory that they find him insanely attractive
>>154802193McRae and his father does the drama for him. Not even big enough to fight his own battles.
Do you guys like twilight games or twilight movies?
As a hush falls over the crowd
Do I have to say hello to my neighbours every time I see them or can I skip some days as I said hello just yesterday
>>154802208Total War: Twilight, is a pretty cool game.
Why do they always pan to the player after missing a goal
>>154802216Only if eye contact is made
Thinking wank.
>>154802222https://www.dictionary.com/browse/funniness
swans bros how are we feeling
>>154802228Chuck the pendles cam on champ
>>154802176Just two but we were both undiagnosed autism and odd af
>>154802233>amer*can dictionaryshiggy diggy...
>>154802228you read my mind
>>154802235numb
thinking tank
Daicos has kicked 3 elite behinds already
>>154802216if you find out let me knowthat said i usually just say hi at any opportunity and leave it at that, no longer convos
my mother was raised by narcissistic hedonist boomers and had fucked up development which i inherited and she had no knowledge of how to raise children properly because she never had it herself
You lads enjoying watching history?
>>154802235Geelong are good
epileptic 7bros...
>3.7>5.2Difference between good football and bad football.
based catters playing like retards to lure the swans into a false sense of security
Been edging this turd all day. Finna let loose.
>>154802188>deep fried quail Never tried that. How does it compare to fried chicken?
>>154802259crisp the boys watcher
both teams playing well, tough game
>2.6
>>154802239They do bothetymology is the crucial part anyway
bad ____________ bad ____________
BAYEY WEEYAMS
the old 9 point play
THE WAALIGIT EAGLES HAVE WON THEIR FIRST FIRST FIRST QUARTER OF THE YEAR
What has happened to darky Moore?
>>154802281aids
>>154802281buck broken by patrick voss
swasn bros....
>>154802281hiv/aids
>>154802287see >>154802257
Nathan Williamson is a shockingly poor umpire. I honestly don't know how he interprets everything so poorly.
Does Kath look completely different? Is that a doppleganger?
weeyamson
>>154802297We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
>>154802297he's been really shit this yeareleni is also real bad and mollison gives me the shits but has been better this year
>>154802301She's cruising for a butthole licking.
cats sydney is actually a good game btw
>>154802317Watching history m8
maynard's boots are so ugly
>>154802317b-but muh pendles record breaking game that just so happens to be against a team that was guaranteed to be shithouse this season that his team is currently losing
>>154802317How so? Looks like a cheat ground special to me
we've seen enough, release the gay porn
>>154802336thisnot that i want to see it or anything haha
i want fart porn desu
found 2 grey hairs this morning
>>154802336HOLD
>>154802341found some the other week on my chin
Go Cats!
>>154802336what about straight porn?
>>154802204thank you for respecting my pronouns
weeyams
geelong are going to be scary with butters, caddy and reid
Another elite goal by GOATcos
>>154802277Are we back?
>>154802370yes mate. not out of the woods yet though.
>>154802336KEK
>>154802336just sydney things
cat cunts you are heeming my swasn
georgie tunny looks good on 10 national news, nice tight bod, ed kavalee's a lucky man
>>154802384still plenty of time left
Wish I enjoyed anything as much as David Rodan enjoys goal umpiring
CARN WAA
THAT WAS OUT 9F BOUNDA
>>154802336there's 4 poof teams on rn, 1 of them even has a special edition disco monkeypox edition guernsey. how much gayer do you want?
>>154802401based
Snus choked to Norf LOL
>>154802389se's been with millsy for years.
>>154802396Wish I enjoyed anything as much as Sally Fitzgibbons enjoys sheds
>>154802422fuck i'm thinking someone else, point stands though, millsy's a lucky man, she's a babe
dozens of baby water hens at the wetlands now
>>154802424>tfw no surfer GF
>>154802429she is. and fun fact; millsy being a hawkroach fanatic, she took the poo and wee pill and joined him in his roachtardation. which is really lovely in its special way.
>>154802431crisp
>>154802431Looking good mate
>>154802435you should be more realistic and aim for a shed gf.
>>154802440i like that, she's a keeper>tfw no (female) spouse to join me in being miserable supporting MY mediocre team
pendles, you a coon? no? sure? yeahhmmm, why did you guys decide to do PENDLEFEST during the Dug Nickels round? seems a bit...crass. gold-plated crass.
got drinks delivered from bws and the time between pressing order and them arriving was literally 12 minutes. literally blew my mind. usually it takes 45 mins to an hour. mind boggling lightning speed
>>154802431>>154802442>>154802445there's a goose who lives there too
>>154802483crisp goose doing his thing and all that
swasn fangays a bit quiet
>>154802491you're being catty and bitchy enough for all of us.
umps desperate to keep sydney in this
lads, a collingwood player has 'crisp' tattooed across his backthink he browses /alf/?
swans bros i don't feel too good
Where the fudge is everyone
>>154802193Because he is, and also an absolute faggot. His brother seems like a decent guy
>>154802534waiting for the end
Who 0/3 so far here
>>154802529I've seen how many snacks you buy for a game, it's likely diabetes. drink water.
can someone webm the cats downie in the crowd after the o sullivan goal?
this cant be happening..
>>154802547crisp property investor
>>154802547if you can smell burnt toast, then yeah it is.
>>154802336business idea: we post straight porn instead
>>154802553can I get a quick rundown?
Swans are in this
give iggs your energy
Bailey Smith with a crisp 12 disposals in 10 minutes once the tag came off him, lel.
What does 433 mean?
shall be watching the ayy league gf
>>154802542>tipping saintsloli also tipped adelaide thoughever
>>154802576crisp albo's tax reforms are fucking up market speculation and wealth hoarding
>>154802114TFW never been on a date.
>>154802590It's the new 1488.
*wins the brownlow and the norm*
>>154802537Didn’t know you knew him personally fuckhead. Like he gives a fuck about some poof loser like you
>>154802581\o/
COCK IN MY ARSE
Is Pendlebury even playing? Once again not standing up in big games
>>154802623go pies btw
>>154802624he's been a useless plodder for years
>>15480263421 years
Don't recall a single other player getting sucked off as much as Pendlebury
https://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/influencers/jules-neale-announces-she-is-getting-back-to-hairdressing-in-perth-working-at-studio-c-artistry-c-22321390
>>154802646Thanks
the female is a repugnant specimen. Proficient in deception and manipulation.
cam on bloods
Ahhh yeah, be fucking scared other teams, we’ve clicked into gear.
>>154802611i've been out alone with women on what may as well have been dates but not in name
I need something sweet but don't want to leave the house because it's too cold. Wish I were dead.
>>154802581IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS
How good is a snag in bread with some nice caramelised onion on top
>>154802667Door dash a milkshake for 20 bucks
gigachad
that's the only thing warners done all game
two absolute snoozefests
A-league grand final on channel 10
CAM ON BLOODS!
Need a straffo update
>Another hamstring injury for MooreTime to hang up the boots and spend time with the mister, Darcy.
>>154802690Thanks, reckon I'll tune in
CAM ON AUCKLAND
>>154802701>>154802701>>154802701wogs file in
>>154802690Is there liable to a riot in the stands?
Swans are in this like my tongue in Kath's butthole.
>>154802694he saw the new star wars film and didn't like it. saw that new zoomer "horror" film and liked it a lot
swans bros theres a pulse
Rename the MCG to the Melbourne Crypto Ground
>>154802704isn't that marn
>>154802694Cleaning up on Tinder.
>>154802704Based im a gay wog and i love gay wog shit like soccer
>>154802707not at all. got it
>>154802690Almost forgot, thanks mate.We going for Auckland?
>>154802721Damn brah dat ozempic hits different
>>154802704>A-League>In New Zealand???
>>154802710what in ur ass or something lul sydney poof
>>154802732A is short for arsefucking
>>154802729He cut before ozempic. Pure hard work after his 25 year bulk.
CAM ON OSH HEEM THOSE POOFTERS
https://x.com/FOXFOOTY/status/2058099825309110739Did Nick Daicos go down a bit too easily here? /alf/ weighs in
>>154802746by that you mean a gastric bypass kekhe's getting fat again btw despite that
Sex gifs
Anyone got the screenshot where Straffo bought some girl a book and basically called a creep?
Starting to think Amartey might actually be worth $1.2m
>>154802759go iggs btw
Allen's lollies half price down at Woolies. Which one can I get for you blokes?
>>154802755i don't think he flopped but why is that even a free?
>>154802770bag of choco babies thanks
28 disposals and 2.2 for the little master/champion/wizard halfway through the 3rd
>>154802770BANANAS
*sinks it*
What happens to pendles cam when he goes for a poo?
>>154802770some white chocolate laxative bulklets please.
>>154802770Retro party mix thanks, family size bag hehe
>>154802810goes to PPV
cheers alf
>>154802788You mean cheekies, r right anon?
IM IN THE THICK OF IT EVERY BODY KNOWS
>>154802819pendles poos violently?
Should I McStay or should I De Goey
>>154802770killer pythons thanks m9, although allens lollies give me migranes. Its probably them crushed up beetles in the red
>>154802824
>>154802824wonder what the lil cunt did to get speared in the eye? tribal law don't play!
>>154802824who tf buys entire bags of one lollie, fuckin psychos
>>154802788>>154802824Who does Chicos offend?
>>154802824Pick us up some red rippers as well
>>154802836Mexicans
How can I respect this sports game when the umpire sounds like that?
>>154802836latino gangsters.
we're watching the ayy lads
i predict a riotI PREDICT A RIOT
Didn't want to switch over to the Pendles big bash but might be forced to because this is over for the Swans and looks like Iggs will make it a contest.
>>154802852crisp darts appreciator, love coolhand me
HOWE DOES HE DO IT
>>154802850kekwell needed laughthx
Another game another BOG. Just another day at the office for the little master
>>154802850kek
CHEAD GROU--o-oh
Seems a tad bit unfair that I'm balding and pendles isnt
Multiple arrests at Essendon-Richmond matchMore than a dozen footy fans were kicked out of the Essendon-Richmond match at the MCG, accused of disruptive and offensive behaviour.>>154802873take the pills pussy
>>154802873How old are you?
This is the first Collingwood game I've watched in 4 years where the commentators haven't made everything about Daicos.
>>154802850Lmao
>>15480287823
>>154802877What Brad Scott did to a mf
>>154802877>More than a dozen footy fans were kicked out of the Essendon-Richmond match at the MCG, accused of disruptive and offensive behaviour.We need to be sensitive and respectful towards indigenous customs and culture.
Haven't wanked in over 6 hours, starting to get withdrawals
>>154802881Okay, that's rough.
Bloodsbros…what the fuck went wrong? I thought we were shoe ins for the flag after beating Collingwood last week?
Tonight will be my first time masturbating in over 3 weeks.
>>154802881crisp, i started at 21
Kingy is an absolute spastic holy shit what an absolute retard
carniggs
>>154802916don't do it mate
CROWS EAT PEAR
>>154802916abstaining is ok as a self test, but I feel like it does more harm than good not to workout your pecker
>>154802927Why?
they should electric chair pendlebu®y off the ground
>>154802907Yeah, bit rough eh. Time for some Rocketleague. Im done with footy this weekend.
>>154802939you are spending your life force on feel good chemicals, it's no different to a drugchannel that into something productive and meaningful
>>154802941He could get hurt if they did that
sydney putting in a grand final effort here
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
>>154802907it hurts
coles goal harvey norman replay bunnings build up crypto review
>>154802948he's a big guy
only just started watching the game but are the gold numbers still as annoying as they were at the start of the game? it's really hard to see who's who and it's pissing me the fuck off
>>154802968For you.
Remember how we all hated the scorebug? I can't tell if it's changed or just gotten used to it.
quandry...
the little champ went down stairs...
should i bother watching the rest of the pieslop match>>154802986just gotten used to it probably
Iggs have struck gold with Milan.
y'all come back now
>>154802903seems like making deposits is your problem.
PortGOD waiting room
>>154803000still lots of little champs out on the ground atm though
harley reid will turn the bombers around
>>154802954you should emulate them, because that was very low effort.you can do better.
bailey smith sounds like he's taken dmt... or he's going to come out as non-binary.
the road to the flag runs through geelongand sometimes it ends there
>>154803028more accounting shenanigans. typical dzhilong.
The iggs are xoming
MelbourneCheatGround
Waalitj Marawar would want a few goals here
>>154803027
>>154803043get a job and stop raping your elders emerging/ ther's 2 goals.
kek baz rizzing sarah. she'll be schlicking herself like crazy in her change room.
>can't even comfortably beat the shitiggslmfao pies are so bad
Iggs desu senpai
uh oh pies stinky
Hey don't spoil pendles party
CARM ON IGGSKICK SOME FUCKEN GOALS
A record-breaking LOOM
fucck yea iggs
BASED ABO IGGS KILLING PENDLECUNT
>pies need a lift in the guts>pendlebury taking cheap kick insjust lol
SHEEEEEEEEED FROM THE BOUNDARY
Where's the Hindi commentary? sick of all this pendlewankery.
>Shitney
howie just calls anyone a champ eh
If Steele Sidebottom was a cunt he'd be Fleshe Frontbottom.
Eagles will want the next 2 goals here
FLOPPING BLACK
celebrating the champ... the little champ is there too... and harley the other champ
>>154803106I tell you what he calls me "champ" and he'll need to get scrubbed off the floor.
iggs could do the funniest thing here
bravo dil
Nick daicos too good ggs
Gay.
LMFAO pendle with the flop of a century fucking hell
would suck nicks dick
>Nick Daicos wins Pendlebury his milestone gameBe sure to thank Naicos for that.
Based Gaycos making it about him again
>>154803125actually that was schultz my apologies
why is nick taking the spotlight from Pendlebury
>struggling to beat the eaglesand you spackers think the pies can make a prelim?
Oof, Elliot just ruined the celebration
LET PENDLES TAKE THE SHOT
Elliot does his knee with five minutes left. Career over.
good career by eliot rip
Pendlebury with a LITERAL hospital kick.
why are they having a brawl the cunt did his acl after a mark lol
>>154803142based blind retard
Jamie elliott just RUINED this EPIC match. How disappointing
based old school scuffle
dam poor elliot. he's the only pie i like.
>Darcy Moore did a hamstringDid the Collingwood crowd cheer on that? He'd been holding them back for a while.
dirty from the west coast player
Why did Pendlebury get mad at Young? He didn't do a fucking thing to bust Elliot's knee. That's just bad luck.
>>154803153literally what for kek, just a marking contest and then the pies players just started chimping out
>>154803163Lol what did he even do
>>154803163what did he say?
>>154803165You can't just push a player when he's mid air, should get at least 12 weeks for that.
>>154803163
16 point Marge in4 minutes remaingThat is the equation
kek on the replay pendles was the one getting aggro at firstfuckign bizarre behaviour, what a sped
2 goals in 3 minutes is possible innit?
I honestly believe the whole gold number farce has cursed the pies
LETS GO IGGS
>>154803186they went full gold in honour of joffa, god decided to curse them for that
>>154803195fairs
>28 free kicks to 16The league is a joke
>>154803186why is it ok for iggs to wear gold numbers but not pies?
>>154803199they wear yellow, not gold
>>154803198the game's dead
>>154803199Were from the golden state innit
>>154803198The umpiring is honestly a critical issue. Been watching footy for over 30 years and it's never been this bad and it's been pretty fucking bad before.
Hertia Labumba flopped
Dice roll status: last
>>154803201
FAIRYTALES DO COME TRUE
What did Pies give up for Houston? Whatever it was was way too much.
what a bunch of wank this all was
>>154803211sidenote, d&d looks fun but i don't know anyone who plays it and i don't want to intrude on an already established group with an existing game narrative
>quick high contact free to make the stats look less badBULLSHIT WOKE GAY LEAGUE NEXT YEAR DRAG QUEENS WITH BUTT PLUGS IN WILL LINEUP FOR COLLINGWOOD FAGGOT VFL
>10 point margin in Pendlebury's (#10) record wanking gameScripted really.
collingwood finna have a preimership hangover after this one
>>154803220Surely that's a thing that has meet ups that encourage new people?
Bit insensitive to celebrate so hard after what happened to billy elliot
somehow both teams lost today
Really thought it'd just be Pendlebury in the gold. Kinda cheapened it that everyone had it.
>>154803217Why the fuck did they place him half back? He's supposed to be a goal kicker.
>>154803215it's yellow bro idk what to tell yousame with hawthorn trying to cope about muh brown and 'gold' it's yellow
>>154803236He used to kick goals from half back at Poort. He's a shadow of the player he used to be. Has looked terrible at Pies.
>10 point margin>4+3+3=10
proud of my iggs
Mark Coward
So do they do it again next week when he breaks the record again?
idk if any collingwood fan gives a shit about pendlebury after what happened to elliott
If Mark Howard had a resting bitch face he'd be Mark Glowered
>>154803251The record's been broken. From here on it's just being set.
MCG consumes more players mwahaha
this is literally collingwoods peak in 2026 lmao
>people seemed pretty positive towards pendle before this year>now after all the wank lots have turned on that and have made him out to be a cuntlmao well done collingwood and afl media departments>>154803250true
>>154803248they were robbed
If Mark Howard was hooked up to a 12 volt battery he'd be Mark Powered
>28 to 18 frees, 10 different
>>154803253yeah depressing emotionally + their forward line was already garbo so it'll fuck their season (even more) now as well>>154803259kek
mmm pendleburys misso is a nice piece of arse
pendlebury's son is going to be 200cm+
What the fuck is pendles wife wearing? She got her ass cheeks out
RECYCLE>>154801746
>>154803272>>154803273piccies NOW
This is why I stopped watching football around 2014ish when this shit got bad. Some of the decisions today were outright nonsense and the eagles nearly overcame the impossible somehow. Sure the pies won, but really eagles smashed them to smithereens today but for this 1 stat. Most of the others are very much an eagles advantage despite less free kicks.What's worse is that I consider this disrespectful to the pies too.
>wanting pics of his sonWeirdo behaviour
>>154803280nonce
>>154803285fuck i replied to the wrong guy kek >>154803274
>>154803263ff I made love to nick Daicos and shot a huge load of cummies up his colacca, he'd be deflowered. nick daicos.
>>154803266>>154803281not even that bad lol cool it with the victim complex
>>154803266It was 14 or something at one point. WC absolutely decimated them in every contest. If the free kick count was fair that could have been a flogging.Pendles was on his own and Daicos, a freak, was getting a million touches with 3 canaries on his arms. If Pies had players to help Daicos, they wouldn't need this free kick count though. Pendles is clearly injured and the others were quiet.
End of the day it was Nick's goal that won the game. He deserves the credit for making the day a success.
abo fatigue piping up again
>>154803281hmmm who was a team last good around 2014
still remember nic naitanui bashing peoples heads in and getting away with it all the time because he was a black, so fuck west coast and their sooking.
>>154803302The game was outright rigged. One free kick was called against Yeo or something and he wasn't even there.You can't play football with shit like that. That's a fucking disgrace.No wonder Carlton and Essendon are losing every week too if AFL is doing this to their protected endangered species.Maybe they should talk to Adelaide, Port, Freo, WC, Rich, Geelong about a schism if this is how football is going to be from now on. Otherwise, there is no point playing these games and it's just money laundering.
>>154803342But your talking free kicks where the player isn't even there in this game. I've never seen that in AFL before.If I was a player, I'd questioning my career path because of this shit.I don't like seeing a side dominate that obviously and then be fucked over by some of the worst umpiring I've ever seen.
if I was an afl player and had a child I wouldn't want them playing and following my footsteps and getting concussed every weekinstead I would be sending them to private school to become a lawyer or an investment banker
>>154803387>become a lawyer or an investment bankerno that's a mistake too, no money soon.
>>154803402what why?
>>154803407Technocracy.People will be soon arbitrating and working around both of those professions soon. You're now dealing with machines of information, not legalities and money. At some point legalities and money become a suggestion.
>the skill gap between the swans and pies is smaller than the skill gap between the pies and iggs
iggs
>>154803419the future doesn't even exist lol so how can you even predict what will happen with certainty
ngl I cannot be arsed watching port Adelaide and Carlton finna go lay in my warm bed and watch movies all night
carlton are better than collingwood
queer queer the red and the shite
