YFO

so like I was saying

for me, it's azarro chrome, the working mans parfum

currently researching / working on a south america itinerary
going to be better than bard's desu

if I lived in a shithole like england I'd be planning an escape itinerary too haha

>flag
bet you're inside rn to avoid literally melting in hell on earth lmao

we've had brisbane tier weather here today mate

it's 16 degrees right now

>>154812258
What sort of route you planning, and for how long?

If you need some expert itinerary advice I am your disposal, PLEASE don't hesitate to ask

Considering Mexico to Costa Rica this year myself, but don't really like the flight prices

>>154812659
>Mexico to Costa Rica
enjoy becoming a morbid news story

>>154812659
just fuck off you annoying twat

why is the poll rigger so jealous of bard? hmm

>>154812669
It's another fairly popular gringo trail backpackers route, doubt there's much to be worried about

>>154812699
Zachy's had a beer

working class lads in this pub are bullying me about my CDG man purse

york blokes can quickly sniff out a /fa/let

all those great destinations within a short flight of the uk and you want to go to fucking mexico. what is wrong with brits

ausgaylians be like
>let's go thailand lads haha
then 2 years later
>should we push the boat out and go thailand then 2 days in vietnam too lads haha mad aren't we

do brits travel to shitholes because it reminds them of home?

>bard thinking he can travel
having a proto is basically house arrest lmaoooo
also reminder SEA mogs South Reddita

>>154812707
you rigged it and your boyfriend still lost

>you rigged it
kek not heard this one before. got confused by his own narratives now has the washed up neek. bard just has more varied things to talk about, higher quality effort posts and often chucks in the odd ontopic post too. you could never take your loss like a man

met (irl) another person the other day who was also filtered by the florida project. pretended I was agreeing to disagree but was thinking what a moron the whole time
seems like a lot of low iq lads about these days

I'd like to 'oliday in spain or somewhere in the mediterranean. Is that still a popular destination over there? ruined by immigrants like most other places or is it still nice?

>also reminder SEA mogs South Reddita
dire take
surely only the take a 20mm max hanglet could hold

times certain man has visited SEA btw:
0

very dead in Shoreham by sea on a Saturday night
nobody can afford to go out (I can obviously)
and everyone is getting their dopamine fix on their phone

the thing about zoomers drinking less is mostly demographics and also because of their phone
I don't really believe in the more health conscious meme

best things about thailand are hidden haha (iun their pantS)

yeah their phone
as in the device that teaches them how alcohol is extremely overpriced poison and becoming a teetotal chad is the only way

no meant their girlcock haha

>>154813097
What's wrong with Mexico?
With the ability to take 5-6 weeks leave, it feels a bit pointless going to Europe desu
Been to most European countries already, and I can tick the rest off with mini-trips throughout the year

>>154813943
Surely it's because of the cost
I don't drink anymore because of it, and I'm bloody MINTED

>>154813273
She got a bit annoyed with me last year for spending 5 weeks of annual leave travelling with a friend and 0 days of annual leave visiting her

But I managed to smooth it over somehow, and she knows I intend to do the same thing this year (but I'll probably have to do a 3-4 day trip to her I guess)

this pub is quite popping nevermind
just bumped into my uncle

if anything sparing a female (or male) having to travel to / experience the grim state of bindia is extremely thoughtful. should be more grateful desu

bumped into my rorke tarq uncle randomly
love that bloke

alcohol causes short term memory loss

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got the last laugh

I am a heavy metal man
im full of heavy metal

>uncle turning up to a pub on his own
bit grim that. trying to find a young gf is he?

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Can u lot like not post for a bit, like for an year or so?
Thanks!
-hoc

is a friendless loser not allowed a night out on the town?

so melie got out for zero runs (from one ball) and bowled quite shittily but hey at least we won

getting my cat shortly

>>154815819
Small cock /hoc/

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>YOU HAVE TO PAINT YOUR TRIM FIRST THEN WALL

*paint trim first
*get wall paint all over it

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fuck my shit up

use masking tape retard

i fucking did cunt

well obviously not well lmao

Tape your mouth up

tape often bleeds. peel the tape while the second coat is still drying, or you can calk the edge of the tape and peel it while it's fresh. could also paint over the tape with the original colour first to seal it then go over it with your top coat. All should give you crisp lines. Or just learn to cut in straight.

click here for more tips and tricks.

just eyeball it mate

just trying to help out the laptop thumpers, the email senders.

the boundary rope and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

I had to pass on going out in Brighton
survival instincts kicking in

My face is on the daughters
I am one dollar in your hand
I'd write a hell of a letter
And anyone who doesn't know any better would tell you
I am that zero dollar man

Britney spears skirt was always red tartarn and short
now in the video she is wearing a bhurka over her legs
strange

>BethGOD injured in IPooL
It's over

can't say I have ever found a single post of the yank freak who haunts this general semi amusing

queem haha queem x

>>154818284
TWINK DOWN, TWINK IN DISTRESS

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the cat (tortoiseshell up front)

>>154819635
cutie
boy or girl? got a name picked out or gonna let it stew for a bit and see what feels right?

>>154812233
It's Chrome, by Azarro you fucking plumber.

How do test purists cope with the fact that only T20 cricketers will have a chance to win the Olympic Gold, Olympic being the most prestigious sporting event in the globe after FIFA WC of course

bad bait

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>>154806816
thanks to my deceased father's interior decorating proclivities I am the owner of quite a few of these. Probably around 20 or so gollywogs too

>>154820519
hmm

cats are great

>cats
>beer
>golf

cats and golf absolutely
beer is alright sometimes

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/cric/ is a perro general

>>154819772
girl, trying to think of a name

>>154821086
melie

Morning ladies! ha ha

lmao

>>154821086
phoebe

>>154821086
Donald Catwoman

a skilled painter has no problem with trims

not naming her after a war dodging hibernophobic freem*son

one wonders what became of forkie that used to post here
he was a good lad

our "skilled" boulderer has problems with gyms

died of diabetes I expect

lawncunt
bushpiglad
i miss them

I dont. Theyre gay little runts that I bullied away

we already have a cat poster (turkbro)
don't need another

is +50kg pull-up for 5 reps good? at 75kg bw?

the ghost of dermutt haunts us

yeah 5 reps is elite if you have unathletic welsh genetics
a moderate warm up for everyone else

>unathletic Welsh ge-ack

https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?si=y_bSpgsAJOZR_P_I

for me? it's micksperg going from daily posting to posting once a year after THAT webm

business idea: elevate each other instead of putting others down

ol bingo wings arms droop down

2 cricket related posts (barely) out of 94.

ol hench arms (me) did 50kg curls yesterday. ol toothpick arms need to use his entire - joke of a - body to shift that sort of weight

curls are about as much of an exercise as golf is a sport

>Golf is a club-and-ball sport in which players use various clubs to hit a ball into a series of holes on a course in as few strokes as possible
ohnonono
what a surprise the resident unathletic toothpick doesn't know what sport is

>few strokes
all i need for Grace

>>154822347
isn't a sport and you wouldnt win more than points off me at tennis over two hours

...Anonymous
05/24/26(Sun)09:56:40 No.154822374
>>154822347 #
isn't a sport, and you wouldnt win more than two points off me at tennis over two hours

Ol' bingo wings thinks a game pensioners can be good at is a sport but somehow snooker isn't

snooker is a sport
golf isn't

>trying to smack some tiny white ball near a hole for no reason
>walking a bit, then hitting it again
>not even playing off your opponents moves like in all actual sports
>taking up valuable space that could be turned into giant termite factories or nature reserves
>''performed'' most keenly by yanks with riculous names like Hunter Schaefer Jr
>don't even get me started on what goes on in the bushes of golf courses


.......


>a sport

>he doesnt know enough about golf to know there is counterplay between players

oh please

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the counterplay:

>>154822469
youve heard of matchplay?

why is this 60kg neek having a big spergout about golf? leave sport talk to athletes and go eat something lol

>he folds his hand

>Golf
>Athletic

Speaking of Cricket tried watching some IPL terrible stuff. Never again. I actually think it will be a good thing for test cricket if t20 and test splits.

>>154822503
I weigh 75kg, fatty

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I actually saw zachy at the masters last year
his massive forehead with a pencil thin body was being used as one of the drivers

havent watched a single delivery of t20 since 2007, me

>>154822559
based but almost certainly a lie

>>154822554
so dreadfully unfunny

absolutely seething

>>154822554
kek KEK

>>154822554
lmao he's done you here zachy lad

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>>154822554

sensing a bit of samefagging

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>>154822554

saw some cricket in the park today
gen z have absolutely no idea what a forward defence is
think this sport might be doomed

he's actually got quite a nice selection of holds
no real jugs

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>>154818498
>>154818538
smeg me arse la, this is my first post itt ngl strewth

>>154822319
luff are kath

>>154821096
LUFF her

>the 41 year old pajeet doctor who still posts 'luff it chabbin bla gnawmanameeen?!11??? *upside down question mark* ngl la nawamean@1nn?' cartoon_elephant.jpg
grow up you freak

Just read a trvke lads

>>154822883
bodied that fatty

>>154815819
no u

>>154822829
literally every climb on this legend of a man's wall is a v12 in Christchurch

>Estimated 'V' Grades from image: V0 – V2: Many of these appear to be jugs (large, easy-to-grip holds), which are typically used for beginner routes
bouldery b the fraud exposing his lack of knowledge once again
and this is the bloke who has r/bouldering set to his home page

the bedtime bastard has got me again

>time in australia
>9pm
ok unc, have a good one and hope you liked the cocoa

I'm watching this random t20 match between Middlesex and Surrey at Lords

not sure what's random about a major rivalry at the most famous cricket venue in the world but ok

>>154822554
kek knocked him for a "fore" with this one!

>>154823134
I didn't know the county t20 comp was on

Its gonna be weird when a Gay walks out to open the batting for England in a test match

>>154823195
nothing wrong with being Gay

Is this the first out and out queer to open for England?

bard's mate steven davies was

>>154823233
Well he didnt play test cricket for England

jonathan trott was
t. bummed him down the 'works

based adam

>the 'works
completely forgot about this meme

nothing else to do in perth really

heard freemantle is good

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Post English roses

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>>154823509

hella legit crispmas

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asa tribe WILL save english cricket

bosh

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>>154823509

last day binge boozing/eating
fresh start tomorra

take the teetotal pill. you won't look back

got the shits a bit but don't feel ill

veggie pilaf and eggplant curry for lunch bla x

Costco run in a few
anyone want owt¿

yeah get an extra large YFO and make sure you hold onto it forever. I checked and they're in stock. ty

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tabla for checking fella x
>>154824362
hella bosh

max hanglets don't get to give lifestyle advice

listening to fightstar

nothing else sounds much like grand unification desu
I bet Cameron winter gives it a spin at least once a month

IF I were britcric *shudders* THis is what I would do ngl
https://www.reddit.com/r/FirstTimeHomeBuyer/s/k7a57V0jFd

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Cornwall or Cumbria
by the sea
plain x

>>154826837
what a strange subreddit to browse mate

>>154826924
use it to follow pricing trends innit
and just like to see happy people x

>>154826924
whatcha doin up late fella
u visited any interesting places ¿

>>154826884
https://youtu.be/pSPBBRAh5F0?si=pJjhGm0WtK4US7Fn

>>154827292
only 10pm here
went to polonnaruwa ruins today, was pretty cool but the cunts make you walk around on scorching ground in bare feet because shoes are offensive to Buddha

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https://youtu.be/NaYbNOr53fM

Sussex is a decent county

I know it sounds mental but I might have to go bouldering tomorrow

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>>154827521
> polonnaruwa ruins
legit hella crisp moite x
https://youtu.be/cqe-cuB0Xng

>>154827640
yeah i like a good ruin
https://youtu.be/4F9DxYhqmKw?si=LiGmA

my plumbing is in very strange shape today
very gassy and keep pooing nothing but water
I went to some iffy Persian place in east Sussex on Saturday that could be it

arse feels mildly throbbing also

Toil on the morrow

im so gassy that my farts are violent
like it's actually mildly painful

the Welsh are black

Got a sore dry throat
but don't feel sick at all
ha ha strange

arse feeling absolutely destroyed lads but I don't feel the slightest bit Ill because I'm unvaccinated

>sick
FOY

Having a cold bath
Corr

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