*welcomes you to alf* editiongas v banedogs v dees
Two busted teams
kek
love me lionssimple as
>>154820268How many inside 50s did the losers get?
swansook here. I am ready for your insults swans seether. Reckon my swasn fucked up putting hanily and cleary in though and making rowbottom a fucking le defensive forward was retardation. Theyll be back you dog cunt
BUY THE PENDLEBU®Y MERCH GOY
>>154820302Bit out of my price range
>>154820288cunt off loser we dont care
>>154820328How much for his match worn undies?
what will you remember of s©ott pendlebu®ys legacy?
>>154820328>someone is going to pay six figures for this
>>154820328how much for the one he got choke slammed in?
>>154820351missed a $ in there champ
>>154820370awww fug
$©ott p€nd£€bu®¥
>>154820351
>>154820384kek
doing real stinky farts must of been all the kfc i ate
Hate how nobody has ever called out on pendlebury on his incessant whinging to the umpires
>>154820330went better than bane, at kardinia as well. no may premierships so still the best team in the comp hope the shit team you support lost again and youre being nice to mumza and your carer
>>154820397Pretty hypocritical for /afl/ posters to critcise that.............
>>154820351dude who looked like he got smacked in the face with a shovel
>>154820346
>>154820415
phoenix got hard
>bane will lose this game>they could lose to fred next week>could also lose to snus the week after errrrrr
the days of domination are over
>>154820440Even if that happens they'll still be in a better position post-bye than they were in 2024.
>>154820399my team won, not that i give a shit because im not a retarded child. and i have neither a "mumza" nor a carer you projecting worthless manchild lardass dogfucking prick
>>154820450>tfw i'm on richmond's 2026 list
uh pissbanesisters?
UH PISSBANEXIRS?? ARE YOU OKAY??????
It’s so fucking brisbover
>>154820415need to see the back
i made a really good post last night and it got no replies. i fear i may be too smart for this place.
my paki neighbours are blasting their fucking music again and loudly banging what seems to be a wheelbarrow repeatedly every few seconds
first to 100 usually wins
>>154820494CAN'T SEE WHATS NOT THERE.
This is fucking embarrassing for Brisbane. GWS aren’t even good.
>>154820510AHHH RINGA DINGA DINGA DINGA RINGA DINGA TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK*bang*SALLLLI LA RIK RIK RIK RINGA DINGA DINGA TUK TUK TUK TUK*bang*HOOOOLI HOOOOLI TUKKA TUKKA REK REK*bang*
>>154820528on lachie's birthday and errything. Bet Fage's doesn't let them have the ice cream birthday cake now. Hope he gives it to Kingsley and the Gas boys.
*bangs wheelbarrow*
>conceding 7 straight to the greater western mid who have like 10 injured players and have bene dogshit this year including losing to the iggzuh what kekwtf are brisbane doing
funny how laverde would be the dosn best key defender this year
>>154820554stringer, voss and laverde would all be in their b23 but they got rid of them all. those players probably got a kick up the arse by leaving but still
lads, kai just posted
>>154820554means nothing tho my dosn are tanking prior to the devvies coming in. glad to see he's playing good footy tho i always liked him.
the wheels have come off at brisbane town PRIORITY PICK WHEN
iggs > bane
elite timing by brisbane againsydney celebrating a flag in may whilst brisbane timing their run
>>154820585the math don't lie
my dicksuck game is unparalleled
They should do an incel round
Brisbane Lions were raped in the cool autumn of '26
>>154820606small cocks
>>154820619KWAB
>>154820606/nrl/ "meat" up 2026
banepoof having a melty
>>154820565Bravo Brad!
>12 unanswered goals in a quarteruhwhat
>>154820608round 0 mate
>>154820545For some reason our worst record in recent years has been against GWSBut hey, at least you can't say I didn't predict this would happen
>>15482064913THIRTEEEEEEEN
>>154820606bit gay
>>154820659FOR ANUS KEK
Thirteen??? THIRTEEEEEEN
OBVIOUSLY this is the fairweather swasn CMFEU tradie downie's doing. Fucking rigged against a superior side.
>>154820658>>154820664based stringer setting his tinder age range
100 point DRUBBING is on the cards lads
>highest scoring 3rd quarter of all timeHISTORYLADS WE MADE IT
Taken too soon. Based Ray.
interesting
>>154820681stairway to heaven
Days of domination status?
>>154820681uhhh, stairs? nah, cbf m8.
Insufficient evidence kek! Get fucked loins. 14 goals to zip
only 11 more points until a D R U B B I N GRUBBING
based female goal umpire
the boong strip actually suits Clarry.
The quarter went for 37 minutes.
>>154819656>>154819656KEK
>>154820718to compensate for the daylight savings ay
>Massive loss before mid-season to the GiantsJust need Kingy to write them off and then the Lions season can begin.
>>154820721I'm sorry, is the lions season already over? I have over 300 confirmed kills
>>154820732yeah, gotta improve on first 4 rounds losses of previous year
Fagan's gotta go asap. She WON'T be right,
signing off on an absolute farce>>154820268would would would would
brisbane will take some learnings from this you'd think
inb4 they don't even win by 100
what happens when the orange tsunami meets wharfie time?
>all the posts about lions and none about giantsjust goes to show how pointless of a team they are
fuck sake they're still banging
Pissbane on just scraping in for a wildcard final watch
sleepy fagan has lost the fucking plot
>>1548207822023 gf wildcard re match
COMEBACK at the scoring end.
>Bane
Wouldn't be paying Bailey $1.7 million a year personally.
>>154820681Is that real??
Thought i could squeeze out a quiet little fart but it was so loud, and everyone looked at me and they knew i farted
i sleep in late another day oh what wonder oh what waste
Just wanked to lesbian strap on porn
No starcevich, no bane
its a monday its so mundane what exciting things will happen today
rec me an audiobook
>>154820809Actually read one, you dumb fuckwit.
>>154820718Whoops sorry messed it up again hahaDon't look into it champ
my hands are shaking my knees are weak i cant seem to stand on my own two feet
>>154820681imagine being a fly on the wall at half time
>>154820812i do. i also like listen to books while i do my walks too. so fuck you.
No indigenous guernsey for my dees today fuck yes
>>154820328>& ShortsYou just know who buys it will force their parter to model it and then have sex in it
>>154820827Shut the fuck up, loser.
Dumb fucking cunt horses
You're just too good to be trueCan't take my eyes off of youYou'd be like Heaven to touchI wanna hold you so muchAt long last love has arrivedAnd I thank God I'm aliveYou're just too good to be trueCan't take my eyes off you
>>154820847based son of the mask
Made a banger of a post and some dumbfuck seppo blogspams it off the screen.
>be me>not watching footy today>check score WHAT THE FUCK??
>>154820765
>>154820366crisp jacob weitering
>>154820793meant>richmonds 2026 list
>>154820770Horny goat weed has a peculiar effect not one they expected.
McCluggage has been so shit since doing that calf in the origin game. Might as well rest him until he's actually fit. There has to be a better option even with all their injuries.
geelong are going to be scary next year with butters and greene
Single-handedly won the game for Pendlebury while his body was broken down. What an absolute stud and really highlighting what a weak effort it was by Elliot for going off on the stretcher.
>>154820867Traded him into the SC at $400k something thinking I was getting a bargain but he's legit worse than having a rookie on field atm.
WB v MEL delayed by 3 minutes due to GWS v BRI game running overtime
>>154820869
>>154820873Build the man a statue
Every Giants goalkicker has scored multiple goals except Toby Bedford
Essendon could really use a livewire Jake Stringer type in their forward line
cant defend premierships if you can't even defend in the beginning lol
>>154820893Or a Patrick Voss even
Nice of Greene to give the club's fans nice memories before heading off to Geelong.
>>154820880we're going to get the only good player in that pic
>>154820873NOO not the little champion! Its not good for footy!
B T F OTFO
>>154820893>>154820896Stringer was hanging out with outlaws while rooting schoolgirls (I think?)Voss was an lazy alcoholic (I think?).Getting sent packing is what was required for them to get a reality check.
this might hurt the lions on the fox footy premiership window
>>154820879odd decision given we constantly have overlapping gameswhy does the afl suddenly care now?
>>154820905Sure, Brad
Hard to see Brisbane coming back from here
>>154820905>criminal and nonceexplains his interest in islam
>>154820905Explain D’Ambrosio then
if only brisbane has the balls to keep ah chee and starcevich. would be a different result today.
>>154820924Dodoro thought he could lowball him with a short contract since he was one of his guys.
>>154820924bad defender, like tsatas
>>154820905>Going to better clubs was what was required for them to get a reality check.Sounds like Essendon has a discipline problem.
>>154820924he's peaked already and he's a manlet
>>154820943It's more so getting out of Melbourne and their dickhead mates than anything club related.Same reason why clubs are iffy about recruiting Aboriginals due to the dysfunction often being family members who are harder to cut off.
first to 100 chads we are so back after yesterday
GWS’s 6 supporters will be over the moon
Feel like some Nandos desu.
corr could go nandos
>>154820913both games on fox footy back-to-back
>>154820960>>154820966Nando mindshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k97AIRy5Z5U
My loins are shit :D
how the fuck does toby greene score 87 sc points with 5 goals and 4 goal assists? supercoach is cooked
my 'burgs :D
do you reckon the 01-03 lions players secretly want the lions to not win the flag this year
That match was bizarre. Aside from a 14 goal to nothing quarter every other quarter was competitive. Lions falling asleep at half time cost us a good game.
Dees don’t have an answer for bont
>>154820958hey cuntthanks for saying 6 cobba, that's an overestimate. I really like GWS but until Toby Greene fucks off, very few people are going to actually like the team. His punchable little rat face is just infecting the entire team. Bedford is cool though.
>>154820990Nope.
DA BONT
>>154820982Didn't do much outside of that.
Hoping for Dogs to have a win with Max Gawn dominating in the ruck for the 'Upercouch.
Man, what a WILD round, full of UPSETS and GAMECHANGERS.Boy it makes me glad that the boys up top have instituted a WILD ROUND, allowing *checks notes* Saint Kilda a chance against *checks notes* North Melbourne before they then go on to play and lose against *checks notes* Naarm (that's the demons for you uncultured blokes, please do better)
How many tips you blokes get right?
>>154821045>NaarmAren't they pretending it's spelt with a double R now?
>>1548210496/9 if Dogs win. Missed Norf, Blues and Giants
>this is the last match of the dayfeels weird. There's been footy on Sunday evening for weeks now.
>>154821049Im actually 7/8 atm, I believed in GWS but also believed in the Snus. I also have and will continue to bet on Carlton for every match they play because it's funny to me.I was so close to tipping the Iggs but I didn't, I feel like if I did maybe that would have been the meme magic that would have pushed them over the line in that pendel cocksucker match.
>>154821053shit, I thought that was a mandela effect. Was it always double R? Or am I just thinking because every single boong team doubles up their a's for a long a that it was Naarm?
>>154821029tipped dogs but need gawn and kozi to score well to win
>>154821075Might be Mandela effect.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-02/melbourne-to-rebrand-as-narrm-for-afl-indigenous-round-matches/101030724This is from 2022 and even includes them consulting with tribal grifters on how to spell Narrm even though they never had written language so how the fuck would anyone know?
>>154820990I can't imagine Chris Scott would want bane beating his team in the finals three times in a row
western snoredogsboring ahh team
I spell it 'nam
entire desk and bedroom floor is covered in empty beer cans, can barely move at this point
>>154821100Brad probably would though
>>154821059friday double means one less match today
>>154821109sleep tight steeler
Melbourne are nothing without Latrelle Pickett.
>>154820973my loins are shit too iykwim haha #micropenis #impotent #sphfan #boyclit
Conspired win by collingwood.
>>154821154Good post
I'm staring down the barrel of 0/9 tips, I've lost all semblance of credibility now. This may be the last straw. Go demons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tda5fyo9X1E
Kolt.. KOLT!!
GWS look best in white shorts and an orange jumper like today, large blocks of charcoal ruins it
>>154821162Umpires were overheard talking in the back of their uber as they headed to umpire headquarters, "so this is what a win feels like".
>>154821176jordie has had a consistently crisp take on the tax reforms
>>154821188kick'n back
>pissbane
hard to see who is genuinely a premiership contender this season
>they fell for the dees memei told ya, they're only good on the g
hard to see my penis for fat reasons
>>154821170why the DICK would you tip west coast or st kilda this week?
>>154821209Still too early to gauge. Will come from the current top 8 though.
Any sex haver's in the chat?
Narrmbros, why does this always happen…
>>154821222yeh..in my dreams haha
It’s another episode where they refuse to show up outside the G
>>154821209Well by default fraudmantle isn't one of them so you can strike them off the list.
>>154821222Haven't had sex in a while desu. I do remember it feels pretty good and someday I hope to have it again.
Sex is actually yucky when u think about it
petty wap
>>154821231Travel does have an effect on teams.
literally had sex at 4am>put cock ring over balls and shaft>another ring over shaft>slip penis pump on and pump>moisturise dick and fleshlight>fucked it for 2 minutes>camecrisp
>>154821246That’s proper freak coomer behaviour
>>154821246
I want to fucking die
half time nap looms
What’s the difference between Scoops and the Giants?At least the Giants stop at 14.
Marvel is so grim looking they should open the roof
>>154821233and shitney but geelong and bane have had some humiliating losses, hok and crom have no mids, dogs and gas have massive injury issues, and pies are fucking trash and have injury concerns too
Max is angry
>>154821344She can pretend to be abo in my bedroom anytime.
>>154821344me as the handprint iykwim haha
>>154821344wonder who that handprint belongs to
>>154820183;)
Romper Stomper Rivers
>>154821355uncle colin
HERE COME THE DEEWEES
>>154821246Seek Christ
swans are SHIT
>>154821344>>154821354I consulted the rainbow serpent and it saw jail time in your future.
>tipped bulldogs againThey're gonna fuck me.
anyone know what the sunday spergout will be focusing on? I didn't read the minutes
>>154821344>>154821354wonder how recently she's had sex
>>154821388it's going to just be some coomer sperg reposting the same shit porn again
I went to high school with some baddie aboriginal girls, they were dropkicks like me, they were in some of the same dropkick classes as me, I never talked to them though
>>154821377
>>154821411Why doesn't he at least post good porn?
>>154821388it's gonna be the arse eaters defending that eating ass is not gay (it is gay)
>>154821425one of my best friends in high school was an abo. her dad was from the stolen generation so she was basically normal, was offered gibs and help throughout school and all that but refused them all because she didn't think she need them. she was really nice
>>154821388it's gonna be the arse sperg insisting that eating a woman's ass is gay (it's not)
Jamie Elliott confirmed ACL. Career over.
Thinking my bumhole needs a fiddling.
>>154821459don't worry the club will be wrapping their arms around him
is getting your arms around a ruptured acl a good idea?
>>154821446In Satan's world,which we live in again today, she's a victim.
>>154821460how's the weather in Sydney?
>>154821218I'm an Iggs customer and I dared to dream, and I'm not buying flagmantle on principle - thought old Ross could be a speedbump
I didnt talk to girls in high school, too scared
>>1548202431,6,7,4,8
>>154821463David Zita literally said they would be immediately after reporting the news.
>>154821354i dont think drama blacks are part of traditional garb
Wimoweh a wimowehIn my arseholeMy gaping arseholeMy finger slipped tonight
>>154821487Abos invented lycra, fuckwit
>>154821377in dey culture she's 75% of the way towards death, she'll be dead in 5-6 years
suiposting was way funner than gayposting icl
uhh why are bane favourites again??just because they did the repeat
>>154821355An uncle. Dey love dem some young niece tuppyhole
cute dogs trainer oiling bont's arms just now
Hate myself and want to die, lads
>>154821505because only loser clubs put credence into footy games played in may
>>154821505Back to back premiers and still the best list in the comp, even if they won't get their best team on the park this season. They lost by 10 goals to GWS in 2024 and Gold Coast last year so it's still too early to write them off.
Turner is having a shit game
>>154821505Premiers are always the favourites until another team proves themselves to be a serious contender.Right now geelong are that serious contender.
you losers actually watch footy?
>>154820996well in teh jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. napping in the arvo? total system failure.
>>154821513Lyon
go naarm
>>154821209clear the beer cans off your floor.
>>154820996we're respecting our first nation elders by sleeping on the field during abo week(s)it's our version of dreamtime
Thinking I destroy this block of black forrest for predinner snack.
>>154821611kk keep us updated
>>154821222yes mate fucked the misso yesterday while dirty talking about gangbanging her
>>154821617>while dirty talking about gangbanging hercuck
ive got the post-chip bluesyeah the post-chip bluesi ate the whole bagand now i've got the sadsi got the post-chip blues
>>154821617nice
shit slurping game on atmabout to fall asleep
>>154821617>while dirty talking about gangbanging her
>>154821639>>154821619take the dirty slut gf pill
Shove it up your arse reportsperg you massive faggot
don't brake the rules dickhead
>smother on the line>ball up?>EARM ACTUALLY our cameras showed it reflected off both players shins at 0.25 speed so it's a free kick to uhh that guysick of this shit
>>154821662>brake
got him
Just saw a clip of the ongoing match. Love it when one team in red, white and blue plays another team wearing red, white and blue
ONE BOUNCE TWO BOUN- THREE BOUNCESFOUR BOUNCES*average kick after running six metres*KOZZIE MAGIC!!!!!
>>154821229post your address and we'll amke it happen.
>>154821246stay in canberra where you belong.
>>154821695he's not me retard iykwim haha
Why do you bother reportsperg?You get us banned and we come right back
Why are seagull players glazed so much in modern footy?
Good game on right now if anyone's interested
CORRRRR.That lass in the Dee's cheersquad with some tummy showing and sweatpants hanging off the hips.
>>154821388people who ignore the rules and dont think they apply to them anyways. I'll also bang on for ages about people who cbf doing any research and want to be spoonfed.
>>154821642Sure. Is your mum single?
>>154821702Applied for Canberra Institute of Technology yet bud?
>>154821706Why do you ask stupid fucking questions, you moronic cunt? Get a clue or get out of this fucking thread, it’s full of serious ballers only.
Melb once again involved in game of the round for like 4 weeks straight
>>154821718I don't want to talk about it
why do you guys hate male sex toys so much?
Cold so whipped out the thermal underwear and the fucking things have shrunk. How do clothes shrink in a drawer?
>>154820459didnt ask loser lol
>>154821750why are yours all black?
>>154821757You fat fuck, blaming your clothes for shrinking lmao, pathetic. Typical obese behavior
>>154821767
>>154821750overuse causes dementia. explains why you ask so many dumb questions.
>>154821771You’d do well to never fucking talk to me like that again champ
Kek look at the dog spergs
Not the big guy, but one of them was pretty angry.
DOGSPERG ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAYARE YOU OKAY DOGSPERG
>>154821777HOLY SEVEN'S BASED
>>154821774You got evidence for that, champ?
How good is a closed roof?
lot of tough guys in here todaydont reckon any of you blokes have had a proper fight before aye
fucking hell the bulldogs are cringe
>>154821816I've lost 3
>>154821816I haven't been in an actual fight for over twenty years.
>>154821827bigboi was busy with his flag. Usually he's the one sperging out.
>>154821827jej
>>154821816Want to see if that’s true or not champ? When I kick your fucking teeth down your throat?
dont mind things down my throat iykwim haha
Man, it's a hot oneLike seven inches from the midday sun
>>154821849garbage song
>>154821841let it out matethe things you wish you could say and do outside of your friend simulator
Someone @ me when it's the last roll of the dice
Dare I say it…loom?
>>154821859not him but I like it
>>1548218683,9 and 15 are the worst loom margins, you don't know looms.
What’s for dinner lads
>>154821827That girl the same as >>154821791? Same guy as well. Wonder if they're a Dogs fan powercouple.
Naughton Anti Football
>>154821881Nothing
Why aren't Naarm wearing an abo guernsey?
>>154821894So why answer??
>>154821881Nandos.
>>154821885>these people have a better sex life and are happier than me
>>154821901Idk they don't seem that happy
>>154821913That's because they got dudded by the ump. Imagine what they're like after a win. Probably make a stop by the toilets before they leave the stadium.
Any AFL players with diabetes?
>>154821923former player nathan basset has type 1
>>154821881steak
I made a vege tuna and cheese omelette and left it in the oven to stay warm while i had a joint. Got distracted watching the footy and forgot about it for an hour its turned into a bread looking thing. Pretty nice desu
>>154821930Crazy he managed to have good career with that
>>154821923Paddy McCartin was the only one I ever knew.
This win will cost them naarm and a leg
>>154821923Luke Hodge
>>154821937>jointYeah sick as brah haha weeeeed! Lmao smoke weed brah 420 brah aye shackas brah aye
HES DROPPED THE ABO CUP
>>154821952Huke Lodge
>>154821937>smoking weedcringe
>These "plays"Is it a tank off?
>>154821286update: just woke up
Add weed to the list
WHO WON'T WEAR THE ABO JUMPER?
>>154821962>>154821954whats wrong with it better than alcohol i reckon
>>154821964Feeling refreshed or nah?
Anyone else gonna light a “j” after this game and just blaze it haha? So sick brah blaze 420 ayeeeeeee weeeeed
>>154821967heh
>>154821881Shit, cum and piss
Lads, Aaron just posted
>>154821989Hi Chad.
Posted, Naughton just lads
>Le pass the ball right to the opposition excitement man
>>154821969"A research team led by Yale scientists evaluated the relationship between cannabis use traits and psychiatric disorders. Their results, published recently in Nature Mental Health, show that cannabis use disorder places people at increased risk of developing several psychiatric disorders, providing beneficial guidance that public health professionals can use to gauge the potential utility of cannabis for their patients."https://medicine.yale.edu/news-article/cannabis-use-disorder-may-increase-risk-for-certain-psychiatric-illnesses/
Good game
Dropped the game there desu.
>>154821706no bit steven seagal
ahh fuckin fucks sakes
>>154821923those Dexcom ads...I bet they've cured the beetus for a while now.gold mine for (((doctors)))
>>154822004What you reckon alcohol doesnt fuck you up?
Anyone else like rotund women?
ruby snizzliker
>>154821901>>154821913Thinking they're going to have very rough doggy sex later tonight.
First mistake Langford makes all game and it cost us. Oh well
>>154822015Alcohol has negative effects, so does weed - why do marijuana users always go on about "BUT ALCOHOL" and pretend that their drug doesn't have negative side effects.Protip: For ANY drug to work, marijuana, alcohol,, panadol, it needs to have negative side effects or it won't work in the first place
>>154822020no, i like sticcs
>>154821827whats football really costing you?
>>154822027>uswhich player are you?
We need to bring back car manufacturing to Australia.
Fuck cars
>>154822048Who me?
>>154822054How about just going back to manufacturing anything here?
Feel like there should be a Sunday night game
>>154822040because one is considered socially acceptable here and the other isnt. Funny considering this place is a magnet for antisocial people
>>154822066Does. I have no idea what I'm gonna watch while eating dinner now. I'm not watching Bounce.
>>154822060Interesting specimen in the white.
>>154822066for most people it's having passionate sunday night sex
Pendles 434th next week
>Sunday nightWhat are you doing here?
>>154822122Where am I supposed to be?
Over eats legend brought me my 1.25l vodka and slab of coopers
TURN IT UP!
I have no qualifications, certifications, skills, talents or abilities, I can't even drive a car, I have no social skills, I'm not smart, I'm lazy and slovenly, I have no alcohol or drug problems though.
>>154822141At least you got that off your chest.
>>154822141at least you live in straya
>>154822138turn what up?
fucking pakis still blasting their music
>>154822158The antisemitism
I scored 2466 in SC this week
sick of shit soulless "poetry" in ads
just dropped a massive brisbane lions third quarter performance
>>154822163Big week. 2291 for me. Whitfield late out cost me but I still wouldn't have got near you even if he played.
>>154822179but there's nothing in the bowl?
nick daicos has a lispy poofter voice, just like darcy moore
How goods Brisbane
>>154821923Brett "Snake" Stewart
>>154822192balright
>>154822192Trust
>>154822141Are you cute? That's enough if you're a girl.
test
lol
>google wont reverse search images from 4chan nowwhy are they so cucky
lmao even
*probes an exploratory finger over my clitoral hood*
>>154822222
Andrew Krakour died lads
>>154822300Phoenix Spicer too
meant River Phoenix iykwim haha
not funny
Dicko’s social life has lost the plot
>>154822298Gay /cric/ get they don’t deserve it
> Be Australian.> Vote for the based ultra right wing party.> They're elected (thank god).> Newly elected MP gives his first speech.> "I LOVE IMMIGRANTS AND COCK!".> Starts to cry about his love for immigrants and cock.We're not voting our way out of this, are we.
Sometimes I get on a mobile data ip that has been permabanned for pedo shit, annoying
>>154822403This doesn't happen to girls
We are a community of sexually frustrated white men with inadequate personalities
...that love anime.
forgot i was in aus/pol/ hahahahahah REKT
felt like a geelong/sydney fan watching my bane todayexcept it wasnt a grand final LOL
>>154822441LOL
fuck up banepoof
Who else being gently femdommed by their sexually dominant 5'4 autistic nerd gf tonight
I am officially declaring right now on Sunday the 24th of May 2026 that Brisbane CAN NOT AND WILL NOT win the Premiership in 2026
I'm going to be worried about Brisbane right up until Kingy declares their season over.
banepoof has a short memory, typical bandwagoner
>It's an 8 year window that they're about halfway through. I just wonder would it be too ruthless to put all chips in the basket and go and get Chris Scott? And say, "we've had four or five chances with you, Chris Fagan, you've done nothing wrong; you've been a very good coach, but we just think if we can get a great coach; an absolute top liner who's been there for a long, long time and done it against the odds more often than not, then he can come in and we can refresh this message to the list." The new voice, the fresh game plan who can challenge guys, who are plateauing a bit at the moment, guys like Charlie Cameron and Zac Bailey and Hugh McCluggage - still very good players, but are they doing what the top liners at other clubs are doing? I don't think so. Re-energise. Re-invent. Show a different system. Be the absolute pointy end of coaching. And give them a chance, whilst they're still in the window, to win that elusive flag. What's it worth to win a flag? How aggressive do you need to be? And the message to the club: "we are doing this". Cause we're not settling. We're not happy. We're not comfortable. This year's over. Alright? So you can easily make the case that they bounce back next year and they're a 14,15,16 win team next year. But are they the grand final contender; the premiership contender that we all think? I'm a gambler. I think if you've got the opportunity to get someone like this, at whatever cost, you drive a wedge into the relationship that he has with Geelong right now, Chris Scott, and you say, "come home and take us to the promised land again." That's where I see it. And there's nothing wrong with Chris Fagan, but this guy is a different beast altogether.- David King, May 26th, 2024
Just had a full chicken, chips and a slice of cheesecake.
>>154822486Sounds nice, hope you enjoyed it mate.
>>154822486What’s the occasion
>>154822486THATS FOWL LOL
That game was unironically rigged for the fullwogs. RC was ahead of his time. May his soul find peace
>>154822493Sunday.
>>154822497We should have a RC round. Lest we forget.
I'd like a petite woman to femdom my arse
I'm genuinely glad that RC moved on from this place and went on to greener pastures
Remember when RC sang karaokes for us
>>154821806there you go again. all your dumb questions are all the evidence thats needed. leave your knob alone for a bit CHAMP
remember when he called us all democrats or something
Lets be honest, Geelong are probably gonna win the flag, they'll probably belt Sydney or Freo in the Grand Final
RC is the biggest fairweather faggot in known existence if Essendon were playing well he'd be back in here pretending he's got Elephant skin and that he never left.
RC round? He sure is
>>154822529Nah Brisbane are just timing their run to perfection.
>>154821954\>>154821962explains why he forgot his food, so its not a brag but a plot device for the story he's relating. fucken stupid wankers aren't actually smart, rhighteous or even clever. you cunts should kiss.
>>154822004crazy, half the grief you have is with le heckin science, until you need it to support whgatever bullshit you are outraged at. no better than the loony lefty wankers.
classic piece of lore between our two most beloved figures
I will never smoke weed, ever
>>154822545Sliding doors moment right here.
>>154822544not everyone is the same person bro. you sound a bit paranoid
>>154822557its not that hard to do
>>154822482They just conceded the third highest score (for a quarter) in AFL history. Kingy was onto something here, even though he just wanted to hurt Geelong by saying it.
Smoking weed or cigs or vapes seems like something normalfags do so they can have something in common with eachother
The 2016 Autist Team so far:>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy >"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC">Bikecunt>The Wolf of SportsBet>"/mu/ Defender and Failed Janitor" Duo>"Autistic Straffo Stalker" Guy The 2015 Autist Team:>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time>Stop using Full Team Names Guy>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy>KEK Detective Guy>GOAT Marks Order Guy>No Anime Enforcer Duo>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy>/asp/ Guy>turbo autist OP>Ross Lyon Hater Guy>Smug Autist Guy>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy>Basil Trip Guy>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
>>154822565shithouse comeback. apply that same logic to weed smokers and you look even stupider than right now. See the post number? I was directing it to that person, not into the ether.
>>154822580at least half of these are me
>>154822580bikecunts been here for 10 years??
>>154822579like posting ironic gay porn ironically here?
>>154822580all me
>>154822580none of these are me
>>154822581chill brah it's just a post. have a chillax bowl
Drinking by yourself is so great
@154822580
>>154822486Building up energy for a big week at work?
>>154822607>Annakin we can't.*dresses like a high class escort*
>>154822545>Paradise island where land is like $15,000 for half an acre>Acre = 4000 square metres>$15,000 for 2000 square metresAny ideas where this could be?
Used to Luv me chicken only to learn about Gout -- its a disease, not the athlete.felt a bit like Homie...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzJgmVFBpjw
>>154822607Should be getting the results for my janny application any day now.
>>154822600for a non-smoker, you're pretty fucking lazy and eager to dip out when you need to use your brain.
its easy to not get caught up smoking and drinking nowdays you can just simulate friends online
>>154822628If you have good friends they'll stop you from smoking and drinking too much.
>>154822624congratulations; you've been awarded AIDS and an NDIS tranny carer.
>>154822626not a very tubular post
>>154822615East Timor
>>154822607
>>154822580how le fuck do you know these postersfuck me
>>154822639you wont make the next team at that rate cazzie.
>>154822638BEEG AMERICANTEETEES
There are so few people in this general that there are only supporters of about half the AFL clubs in here
do yous blokes like diogenes?
>>154822650reckon all clubs apart from gold coast and gws are represented
>>154822655Which one?
>>154822603So true, I do it every night
>>154822650Pretty sure every team has supporters except for gants and suns.
>>154822650You are leaving out the fact that anons larp as supporters for other clubs.
>>154822650reckon fans of clubs like blues and hawks tend to stay quiet on account of getting shit on so often. all giants and snus fans are reddit so they're automatically out
>>154822658There are no Hawthorn or Carlton supporters in this general
>>154822663I support whoever is playing into my current mick
>not one sun or giant fan in 15 years on /alf/Safe to say the expansion meme has failed
Define supporter?
>>154822655I will always have respect for men that thumb their nose at convention. He was basically the proto-NEET so he's okay in my books.
new>>154804898
Hey guys just suddenly decided to join this little community from reddit. I'm a Giants supporter so just thought I'd introduce myself that's all. Hi :). Boy you guys are geniuses to get past these captcha's.
>>154822669there was at least one carlton supporter who was very confident during pre season
>>154822679Werra ring ring supporter is wah zissa boar is orr abow. Essa pee - supporter
Name your club.
pretty sure there used to be a legit suns supporter here who posted around 2013-2014
>>154822706That was micksperg you idiot
Supporters of unusual clubs? I don't think they exist.
>>154822717he hasn't been here that long, I started posting around then.
>>154822688have some respect mate, that threads dedicated to a guy with MND
>>154822696RC?
finna get four hamburgers and a large chips on the drive home, would NOT want to be my toilet later tonight
Micksperg when did you start posting
Freshy, cazzie, blowie.
>>154822743Fuck, kill, marry
>>154822737I would'nt want to be your toilet at any time. or anyone's toilet. mine would be ok, but then i'd also be a toilet and I would'nt be able to use my toilet.very complex concept.
getting fucking hungry
wish gulden's gf were my toilet
>>154822650All clubs are represented here except GWS and Gold Coast. Except for Iggs how vocal posters are about their clubs is relative to how successful their clubs are traveling. Bane, Cats, and Pies posters just stay vocal during down weeks because they have had plenty of recent success.
Mickfaggot wont post anything of any value, just his faggy catchphrases over and over and over
Iggs are on the cusp.
>>154822760not a dosn man but I respect that they still reveal themselves in spite of how dogshit their club is. Besides RC the coward
iggspergs are just oddvery odd people
i remember there was one supposed "gws supporter" tripfag who suspiciously always talked up how good essendon's young players were and for some reason thought martin gleeson was a future superstar
baking (this is a threat)
>>154822770really feels like this
baking
>>154822770of my toilet bowl in around five hours
>>154822751Wouldn't mind being a cute lady's toilet. There's something about seeing them squeeze out a poo that is something else.
There are no Carlton, Hawthorn, Collingwood, Richmond, Saints, North, GWS or Gold Coast supporters in here
He's so fat he struggled to find the toilet bow?
might bake
>shit liquid>again
>>154822799BIG if true
bowl* sorry fat fingered
posting
Piesperg isnt a real serious poster, just a gimmick faggot
>>154822760Think the Demons supporter has killed himself. All the time posting about 'mons and making his wojak images when they were in premiership contention only to disappear when they turned to shit a year or two later.Hasn't returned even though they're winning again means he's likely rotting in the ground.
Theres no Melbourne supporters here, no Crows supporter either
this is simply not true
Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet
We're all dosn supporters at heart.
kek theres only like 12 blokes that post here
Yeah got a soft spot for dosn.
>>154822834imagine all of us in one meeting room though, that'd be a crowded meeting
>>15482283412 blokes +1
>>154822828>feetFoot.
Imagine the gay sex if we all met up.
>>154822834A lot of posters are waiting out their 3 day ban after it was their turn to post late night porn.
>>154822834Classic d&c tactics from nrlspergs
there's only two that post in /nrl/
Theres banepoof, swanscunt, catsfag, dogsperg, portsperg, piesperg, the iggspergs, fatcat, the fagmantle supporter, and a couple of essendon supporters, thats it
>>154822864theres about 5 warriors supporters and thats just one team thoughever
Miss peak /afl/ something fierce. The lads used to give prostitute reviews but now it's just a bunch of virgins.
>>154822876>The lads used to give prostitute reviewsCringe
>>154822828wonder how many penises her vagina's received on that bed
>>154822876Yep, crisp.
>>154822889She's a lesbian and has a girlfriend
>poosonalities used to have interesting names, now you guys just call them all thingsperg
>>154822891Competes with an AFL game on food price alone.
>>154822902kek
>>154822836your tonsure never hardened after you were born? awww you're NOT disabled, you're SPECIAL like all of god's creatures.
>>154822845>looks at your flagimagine the smellmight piss myself laughing, i'll be off
where is the new thread so we can discuss the sport of afl
doing some research
>>154822876>prostitute reviews"yeah the covered blowie felt super good 8/10"
>>154822902guess whioch one has had less indian hands handling it?
>>154822900fuck up holidaysperg
>>154822920lol
>>154822926Most places seem to offer bare back blowies. Just think of all the other penises that have rubbed those tonsils - makes you blow in seconds.
Absolutely heaving liquid out my arse.
>>1548229301/5 stars for your shit smeared arse. hows that for a prozzie review?
reckon I got more bandwidth than the whole of oceania
I'm glad I'm simpsonsposterIf someone were inspired by me, I'd loose my Identity
Had many 'micks over the years, me.
>>154822941your neighbour's got impressive speeds gyppo
>>154822941you need it for all the credit card fraud, camwhoring and andrew tate ddosing
>>154822949>>154822950lol
>>154822948wel wel wel, poofter eh? irish too it seems. or just a fetish of yours poofter?
am lions barrackershould i be worried
>>154822955I'll rip your arsehole in half, champ.
>>154822941My internet connection is fast
>>154822943libatore did it libatore did it
>>154822959all part of the grand plan to win it from 10th
>>154822930might get my dick out in front of the room cleaning lady and see what happens
>>154822960righto poofter. want me to dress as a leprechaun? fucking tosser, git tae fuck.
only based chads remember Limewire
kazam for mine
>>154822961you guys should just hop in satellite internet at this rate
>>154822978r@ygold nonce>>154822970give a shoutout on banmgedup abroad, mate. namedrop kamhl if u get stuck.
>>154822988on*
>>154822908
>>154822978Frostwire mogged
Might belt my knob to some kpop.
>>154822998king terry
MAKE A NEW THREAD CUNTS
iggs are inevitable
Any threadmaxxers in the chat?
>>154823003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwRBYuslzSoGirl second on right is amazing.
>>154823042more of a postmaxxing chad ngl
koreans are ugly as fuck without all the make up and surgery
>>154823067>Cakes are disgusting as fuck without all the mixing and baking
toby pinks wife
>>154823073pretty retarded analogy mate
we've got ayers rock (ayers rock)and the flying cock (flying cock)
>>154823092Wild Koreans are like something from a 'deconstructed' menu.The Koreans people like are those that have been prepared by a chef.
More into a rustic hearty meal man myself. Meat and potatoes.
corrrrrr
>>154823113would love to play with her big saggios if you catch my drift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIHzUwzZA38Oh nonono Jordie Lewis sisters how do we respond?!!!!
>>154823113I want to suck her big tits if you know what I mean.
>>154823113>no mutualsit's a bot
>>154823087wonder what fages wrote on the whiteboard before playing north
>>154823113lmao i saw her too
imagine all the wagies having their final sex of the weekend before work tomorrow
odds dickens evens cervantes
>>154823087funny how every 3-4 months one of the slop media companies will recycle her "wedding day disaster" story
>>154822770This. It's inevitable now.>>154822988Do you ever see Sam Tucker out and about?
Fuel for the shitty music posters out therehttps://youtu.be/E1ZP3B5T0Lk?si=o34mTVvmLCmhmv9S
imagine being a sexless wagie kek, why do you bother?
>>154823162black eyed peas have some bangers but unfortunately its none of their most popular songsI Gotta Feeling is a fucking stain, you now remember when it was played at every footy game for years straight
>>154823137Depressed wagebergs aren't getting it up
2 more weeks.
youi lions cuckstomers starting to get worried
how good is it to have byes back this week
>>154823193Why? We're all insured :)
Normalchads like having jobs, if you go to a family or social gathering people like to talk about their jobs
Here’s a niche one that we all forgot about https://youtu.be/qrOeGCJdZe4?si=bmdML_egbnPoCV3y
>>154823200>we now have byes all the way until fucking JULY are you fucking kidding me
>>154823052For me? Lilly.
>there is a player in the afl literally called shadow brainweird
>>154822649hey nico!want to go bowlink?
I’m starting to think that 2010 was the peak of human existence
>>154823113>saggiogotta be a troll account
>>154823256this but footymaybe 2009 actually
>>1548232562000s definitely were
I'm starting to think that 2020 was the peak of human existence
>>154823256this but 99
>>154823271Based kalergi plan poster
how can some people think diversity is amazing but also colonialism was the wort thing to ever happen?make up your minds
>>154823286colonialism; white >:/colonialism; brown :O
>>154823193I'm literally not. I think 2 flags from 3 grannies in the last few years has honestly reduced my care factor a bit. Besides, the team is still in a better position than they have been for the last two flags. Just need injuries to stop for a while so guys like McCluggage, Ashcroft and Dunkley can get the rests they need because they're clearly not fit.
Do you blokes like me?
Fuck…
>>154823309yeah mate
>>154823342Crisp
Might make another vodka drink
>>154823309Don't even know you but you're probably not a bad bloke.
My guts are gurgling like a washing machine.
So glad my team isn’t playing next week, thanks Dil!
>>154823137>>154823172>>154823174what an odd flavour of delusional COPE. fuckingn hell, a new level of you sad fucks crying through your foreveralone tears.>n-n-no you! w-wagie T-TR-TRADIE !kek can't wait to show this at smoko
If you're anti-work you're a threat to society
>>154823429*meant anti-woke
>>154823429>>154823479**meant anti-white
>>154823429>>154823479>>154823494*meant euro-yroke
need a thicc mulatta gf
>>154823429How do neets generate an income?
I am going to defraud the federal government
>>154823556applied for a new dreidel yet mate
Dubs and I cook a frozen za
>>154823610re-roll
night lads
>>154823623yuck
>>154823623she probably smells like low tide
YAAWNi'm not gonna last much longer
pakis still at it lads
>>154823309
kek they finally killed >>>/r/which is good because the only people using it were jeets that wanted deepfakes but were too retarded to use AI
>>154823040hella crisp take fella x
>>154823610>>154823614Had one anyway
>>154823118nauseating
chead
chiggs
>>154823623night mate
>>154823901an improvement from the sloppa logo. night mate
>someone finally seeded the final 2 seasons of sharpecrispo
I’m just so anxious all the time
iggs
>>154824613try not being such an annoying cunt or smoke some weed. i dont give a shit either way.
>>154825277weed causes anxiety
>>154823624>>154823635poofs
>>154825382don't tell me what weed does or causes. regardless, see the sentence following the first.
>>154827609stop talking in riddles fella
