>Sunday 24th May 20264pm Brighton & Hove Albion 0-3 Manchester United4pm Burnley 1-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers4pm Crystal Palace 1-2 Arsenal4pm Fulham 2-0 Newcastle United4pm Liverpool 1-1 Brentford4pm Manchester City 1-2 Aston Villa4pm Nottingham Forest 1-1 AFC Bournemouth4pm Sunderland 2-1 Chelsea4pm Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 Everton4pm West Ham United 3-0 Leeds UnitedPrevious: >>154790830
back to mid table with ye citeh
>>154828346nah
In the future, people will look back at this season and think Arsenal won the league without too much trouble. Fuck you Pep.
(To the tune of seven nation army)rape wesley fo fa na
see you next season. enjoy your summer
>>154828389He is a zesty nigga
>novembers title contenders chelsea finish season 10th
Worst Premier League season ever?
>>154828479yeah
>Bornemouth Out of CL>Tottenham survivesI live in the worst timeline
>>154828479Seethe, mick cunt
>>154828479very uneventful, uninspiring and miserable all round. not sure many teams can be happy except maybe Leeds, Bournemouth
ngl football is proper shit nowshit world cup and I think I'll just fuck it off.
thank god this season is over
>>154828280what an awful fucking season just euthanize the sport already
I didn't realize chelsea still had a chance to play in europa league and they were like "no, thanks"
Fellow SunderGODS, I have to ask, why are we so unbelievably kino?
Seeing spurs celebrate not being relegated while arsenal celebrate winning the Premier league is the funniest shit
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAYALL NGUBUS MUST GONO ONE CAN BEAT THESE PRICESDRIVE OFF WITH YOUR NEW NGUBU TODAY
Told you Spurs would stay up. Everton didn't give a fuck. As for Chelsea, lmao.
>>154828479In terms of footballing quality it was shit, yes
Why are Everton so shit
Cheering finishing 17th
>>154828479league full of shitters
>>154828479afwul
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>154828527If Chelsea scored one they’d end up back in the conference. Too risky.
>>154828479I agree with me
>Spurs won 3 games at home all season
>>154828531>>154828549It's an improvement on cheering losing matches
Wait, so West Ham is done…?
Sports Bar gonna be funny. Chelsea not even finishing in ECL spots and O'Hara giving it the big ones for staying up. Never seen a football team play Spurs and just not even try.
>City lostwhat a great send off to Pep haha
Once again Everton let us down
> Epl trannies thought my spurs were going downWhy doesnt this general know any ball?
this is the biggest hack in world football. as soon as he fucked off manchester healed and are flying now
>ForestTHEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>154828479Last season was worse. But this one probably comes 2nd.
will City fans stay to say goodbye to their manager?last time they didn't
>>154828638Vannon kautta Kalevalan kääröjen, että aion hävittää viimeisenkin suomalaisen /sp/stä…
something needs to be done about the VAR cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqNVm5_GSmg>tfw spurs stay up on the final day
we'll be back season after next.PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR
Manchester is and always will be blue :)
>>154828609Having no European football is actually a very good thing for Chelsea next season since they will be more rested than other teams (a bit like how Man United have had it easy this season). For most teams, European qualification is important because of the additional income and the rare chance at silverware, but neither of those are really a concern for Chelsea.
>>154828643Carricks at the wheel man, 21 coming next year
>>154828645cheeky 150 mil for ando and some STELLAR signings we're going for a champions league push next seasonBOSH
It's time
PL Next Season1. United2. City3. Liverpool4. Arsenal5. Villa
So let me get this straight:>Arsenal, Man City, Man United, Aston Villa, and Liverpool are in the Champions League>Bournemouth and Sunderland are in the Europa League>Brighton is in the Europa Conference League>Crystal Palace would be in the Europa League if the win the Conference League titleIs that about right?
>>154828643Utd doing the QUAD next year, we're BACK
>manure fans getting uppity after a third place finish
Who's watching Dear England tonight?
>1 (one) shot on target>In the last minute of added timeWhat's the point in Everton?
>>154828746when will they learn?
>tie half of all their matcheswhat did they mean by this?
>>154828643>analrim
>>154828686They will also be forced to sell a bunch of trash that doesn't belong at the club. If they made the Conference league they would find an excuse to keep around even more of the shit players that they've wasted money on in the last 3 years.
Who will stop Man United next season?
>>154828735Yes
someone post the stat of everton never being relegated but never winning anything
GB is the loser of the season
>>154828746Will be fun watching them fall apart next season.
>arsenal win 7 points clearWtf I swear man city were level 2 games ago
uneventful finish for el spastico, shame
>Villa could beat City and Arsenal>Couldn't beat Spurslol lmao
>>154828746Dated but still relevant
geez
>>154828479Top to bottom dogshit.
>>154828810No lol
we did it sunderchads!
>>154828857>AZwhat a fucking joke
>>154828795Thanks, lots of scenarios to keep track of.
Arsenal finishing with 85 points means that last season's Liverpool (84 points) are officially the worst PL champions since Leicester City (81).
>>154828810No idea what GB stands for (gay bastard?)
>>154828686This isn’t true, Chelsea desperately needed Champions League football for the revenue. Their income is barely better than Aston Villa and Newcastles but they owe £2B in debt, have a bigger wage bill and far bigger amortisation costs. They will have to sell Enzo, Cucurella and Pedro minimum to break even. £750m owed to JP Morgan next month.
>>154828855Tells you just how weak this season was (and Arsenal still needed PGMOL)
>CP will win ECL>Arse will get heemed by PSGCould be the first nation clean sweep if Arse won but PSG are literally best team on the planet.
Liverpool should genuinely be embarrassed about qualifying for champions league with 60 points(A quarter of which were earned in the opening run of games before teams worked out that Liverpool were shit this season and would wilt under the slightest pressure)
>>154828897i think he means gary barlow
Manure and Dave kneel to GB now (he's taking them to the top apparently)
>>154828855>>154828857One of the big clubs will nick Le Bris after this. Unbelievable.
>Newcastle finish with 4 away wins all seasonEddie Meme is NOT capable of fixing thisWe have been shit away from home under Howe every single year
>>154828855Villa have a better coefficient than Man U
>>154828907>ynr that time in 2001 when Liverpool struggled to beat some anonymous Spanish team in the UEFA Cup finalnow i just don't expect any european team to beat our midtable clubs
>>154828855Sunderland out of fucking nowhere
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!???!
Anderson, Fernandes and one if either Wharton or Ederson and our midfield is sorted, just need a Maguire replacement and we'll be challenging for the title.
Manchester is blue
>>154828962200 million for ando ta
>>154828962what about beleba on the cheap
>>154828941THE Big 4
Just a few more signings and the league is ours
protaganists of english football had a seaside pre-season friendly match and its the talk of the town despite it being the same day that pep leaves, arsenal trophy ceremony, salahs last game or whatever oh and bruno is officially going to win pfa cos of record breaking assistsworst utd team in decades too
>>154828479Quality-wise it wasn't very good, but seeing results like >>154828855 happen is interesting in its own way.
>Just another £300m and we'll challenge for the title this time I swear bro
>>154829003>snubbed by CherkiKEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>154828898They'll just sell a bunch of their meme players to their sister clubs, or sell some hotels to one of their shell companies, if they need to raise funds to meet the criteria. The new PSR rules they're introducing next season are also more lenient towards teams that aren't in Europe, they are allowed a squad cost ratio (SCR) of 85% while clubs complying with UEFA regulations only have a SCR limit of 70%.
>>154829003Ederson and Ugarte in a pivot together would have been so funny to watch
>Palace wanking themselves off with end of season awards instead of just allowing the trophy lifthurry up you daft cunts
>>154828993Nope.>>154828997He's shit but with Fernandes being relegated he's a lock in. Ederson is basically done already but we're pushing for Wharton. Issue is that if CP win the ECL then they're in EL and Wharton may want to stay instead of coming to play CL with us. Our scouts keep forcing Baleba but he's terrible.>>154829003Keep seething, we have CL now and all the money that comes with it. Carrick has proven it was manager issues, not player issues.
>>154828898they'll definitely have to sell Enzo and Cucurella if they want to buy someone like Lewis Hall but they have so much deadwood that they can sell for 10-20m here and there, it will add up to quite a nice sum and not negatively effective the squad in any way
>>154829047>They'll just sell a bunch of their meme players to their sister clubs, or sell some hotels to one of their shell companies, if they need to raise funds to meet the criteriaAnd then sign 20 black lads to satisfy Boehly's BBC fetish
>>154829003They really thought they'd get Cherki and Dibu
The arrogance in the summer is what makes the future manure collapse all the more funny. I remember the squad posting from last summer.
>>154829003You now remember Martinez saying a tearful farewell to the Villa fans, only for no-one to be interested in him and for him to stay at Villa.
>>154829061Kek, based Palace
>>154828932we are shit at home too
>>154829081Except we have CL football now and spent this year scouting replacements.
>Arsenal are the first ever team in Premier League history to go the whole season without receiving a red card or conceding a penaltyrefees darlings
Pien Meulensteen sex arse
>>154829113City and Liverpool have both won the title without getting red cards as well, what's your point?
devastating
>>154829047If you sell a player for less than their squad cost it counts as a loss. Garnacho for £25m is -£5m not +£25m. Also you must remain compliant with your UEFA settlement regardless which is €5m of allowable losses when they had €407m loss last year. It’s over bro.
>>154829081Oh yes, last summer. No reason at all to be happy with those signings.
>Snub Man U>Win trophy
I want another Arsenal vs Manchester United title race, it feels proper
>>154829139Wank
>>154829089yes but that's a new problem at least. we might be good at home again, but we have never been even okay away from home under Howe.
>>154829139explain
Reminder that next thread must be called /trans/. Since it is the end of the EPL season and the beginning of transfers.
nukeassle bros, howe will deliver next season, just you see!
>>154829138Did they concede penalties?
kwab
guard of honour for richard keys and andy gray please lads
>>154829179>Reminder that next thread must be called /trans/. Since it is the end of the EPL season and the beginning of transfers.YES LAD IT'S /TRANS/UTD ARE BACK
>>154829139force Hull to change their name
>>154829139Wrent Boys
>>154829196What the fuck. How did they only get 4pts from 27?
If the Saudis were smart, they would bribe the FA to make Eddie Meme the next England manager, then get Iraola in.
>>154829206Need them back on Sky Sports fuck all these women off haha
>>154829174west ham relegated so no team beginning with W next seasongenuinely lad I don't know how the FUCK that confuses you what did you get in your BTECs?
>>154829174Out went West Ham and WolvesNeither Watford nor West Brom got promotedThick cunt
>>154829232Apparently Pep wants the job, the issue is our best player (Kane) will be gone before he gets it. Didn't Tommy Tuckle get until 2030 or something daft.
>>154829172would love it if he turned it around but I cant see itstart the season like this and the fans at SJP will turn
You now remember Chelsea unironically being talked about as title contenders because they won a preseason friendly tournament.
>>154829162Oh well, when life gives you Lammens
cameramen are always so simpy showing womeme in the crowd we pay for the internet to pirate the streamers to watch the football, not the mongs in the crowd
Don’t know how hype I am for the WC, feels fake and gay
>>154829212Corr I love /trans/ lads
>>154829139explain in football terms
>>154829206Both a pair of cunts. Gray in particular.
epl seething on final day shows its truly made up>scousaars>ABU ferguson derangement victims that never recovered and had their childhood spoiled>zoomers who cant fathom how arsenal winning the league is good for the league and that their plastico fc city is on the out (but muh haaland makes youtube vids! so relatable)115*
>West Ham relegation may cost London taxpayers £2.5mhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cr7pm71rvkvonot my problem
>>154829139>Forest begin the season in the relegation zone
not a bad start
kek this tranny arsenal + united plastic is BUBBLIN
>>154829255>>154829241lol i couldnt be bothered to look it upcheers
>>154829261the fans in SJP have turned, i'm a season ticket holder and there's been boos at most of the games in the latter half of the season. people are sick of it
>>154829257Corr imagine a mostly white team playing possession football I could actually support that
>>154828772The best offence is a good defence
Absolutely mad how Chelshit have gotten away with being so terrible this season. Feel like nobody has covered it.
Reminder Palmer was linked with ManCHADster United in Jan.
>>154829275ew i hate finnster(she?) supports ipswich town lol
>>154829293>Grade 4 hamstring tear with no surgeryTake Estevao out, Pedro is also leaving
>>154829275why is she covering her pussy?
>>154829363Pedro isn't leaving you're falling for spanish propaganda Estevao will be back watch
>>154829344I don't think anyone expected anything from them once Maresca got the sack.
>>154829360>(she?)lad
>>154829206mad that the punishment for their sexism was a payrise lmaolike Abrahamovich being punished for Putin's invasion was literally billions of pounds from Teddy
Reminder Mantroonians thought they'd get Palmer in Jan
>>154829359Forget Palmer, Delap will probably demand a free transfer
CARRICK'S AT THE WHEELTell me how good does it feelWe've got Bruno, Cunha and SlabheadKobbie Mainoo is Manc born and bred
Wasn't simulcasting since I wanted to focus on my /bet/s (I lost) so I'm waiting for the highlights and just looking at the stats of match I didn't watch. Spurs-Everton had a starting attacking lineup of Tel, Gallagher, and Spence. Very defensive.
>>154829275Man U fans lol
>>154829394It wasn’t covered enough how they shot themselves in the foot though. Wonder what’ll come out about their finances after missing out on all European football
>mad that the punishment for their sexism was a payrise lmaolike Abrahamovich being punished for Putin's invasion was literally billions of pounds from Teddy
>>154829338
>>154829443wtf how do troons regrow their hairline? I've had the vegeta since 21 and not even finasteride worked
Who cares. Chelsea are literally confirmed cheats and thus will continue to buy players.
>>154829466like it or notthey were out of orderbloody out of order
I don't want him to go lads :(
>>154829508Why is he going to a worse team that also sell all of their best playersDoesn't make sense
>>154829508where is he going
>>154829206>>154829278they are, but i just love them still being around to make people seethehope they turn up somewhere else
Does James Ward-Prowse have a double relegation on his CV for this season or did he not play any games at West Ham before he went out on loan to Burnley?
>>154829508well done ladhappy for youhappy for the hull ladshappy for the bolton lad good season end for /sp/ anons
>>154829508won the second half mate
>>154829508Doc Ock to Newcastle
>>154829293Sanchez has proved he's not good enough. Put Penders in.
>>154829526He’ll go to Leverkusen if Liverpool don’t offer him the job. Palace fans are delusional.
>>154829488hormones
Piers Morgan is there for some reasonalso think Micah has officially given up pretending to support City
>>154829538He played 5 games.
>>154829344They haven't covered Sky clubs being shit for a while now. We used to get meme lists at the end of the season of the biggest flops, but they stopped doing them when clubs like United were buying dud after dud.Now they have to concentrate onto any positive for those clubs no matter how irrelevant it is. It's why we get special programs about Bruno Fernandes taking corners now instead, or players like Mainoo winning player of the month for scoring a goal and signing a new contract. It tells you how shit Chelsea are because they can't even get one of those.
>>154829508>38 / 2>18
>>154829595So a special double claret and blue relegation for him. Nobody will do that again.
What did JWP even get suspended for?
Don't try to tell me it wasn't a weak league. A Championship team finished 7th
They'll give MOTS to Arteta but this nigga deserves it so much it's insane. Xhaka is signing of the season also there's no other player who's been signing and is as influential.
>>154829574sure I just went with Sanchez because he's a known quantity and I'd be lying if I said I watched any of Strasbourg
>>154829538>>154829595That man is cursed, remember when he's was about to break Beckham's free kick record
>>154829546thanks lad, was there in the trenches and long before toiling away season in, season outjust glad the ground is getting sorted now after >we bought it back so if/when we do go down we've got a better foundation
>now they are crying about the league being weak Nice excuse
>>154829678Xhaka is arguably one of the greatest signings a newly promoted club has ever made. The moment that signing was announced Sunderland were safe.
>>154829230Cos all the players suck and so did the manager
>>154829526He's waiting on the pool job when Slot inevitably gets sacked by November next year. Guarantee you 100% he's not going to fucking Palace. What's their rate of good transfers/buys? Like10 Nketiahs per 1 Olise. They spent 40 millions on Strand Larsen and 30 million for Brennan Johnson to appease the spazfest Glasner had mid season and they were mostly squad players.
>>154829740I couldn't believe it when we got him but his actual impact on the game is insane. Legit like having a manager on the actual pitch playing. He combos with RLB so well because I can't imagine RLB managing ego's well in the dressing room.
>>154829593>Aubameyang and Piers Morgan celebrating your league titleThank the lord I wasn't born an Arsenal fan, I'd be suicidal
>>154829536liverpool
>>154829734Sunderland went from surprise playoff winners straight to Europa League just by signing a guy who was booted out of mid table Arsenal a few years ago
The people I work with unironically like Piers Morgan
>>154829678Nah it'll go to Irola, same reason Fernandes got PotY. Nobody likes Arsenal.
>>154829769londonmongs are insane, they genuinely think that moving from bournemouth to croydon is advancing in the world
what the FUCK blunderland are in the Europa league????
Watching Pep’s farewell ceremony, same?
>>154829785We still haven't replaced him at Arsenal. He made our attack tick, now we are just set piece FC.
Sunderland, Coventry and Hull are 100% getting relegated. Bookmark this.
>>154829718That season in 2008 Luton were docked 30 points
>>154829879take it back
>>154829862>We
FIRE SALEFIRE SALEGET YOUR RELEGATED PREMIER LEAGUE PLAYERS HERENO REFUNDS GIVENWHO WILL BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO PLAY THE 2026/27 SEASON IN THE TOP FLIGHT OF ENGLISH FOOTBALL?
our commercials are so fucking grim, hate to say it but the yank ads aren't as insufferable as hereit's like TV was made for chavs
>>154829862>WeNOOOOOOOOORTH STOCKHOLM FOREVER
>>154829536>molinqGlad I’m not the only one who thinks this
good for arsenal and arteta they deserve it, their retarded fanbase doesn't deserve it though
>>154829927Taty's pretty good I reckon
>>154829929Wanna bet?
>>154829804Emery has done similar for Villa. Went from being given zero time at Arsenal to the first trophy winning manager for them since Brian Little
>>154829914He's still not a good manager lol. His vibes won't get him very far.
>>154829879Cov will sign Ross Barkley and he will lead them like Xhaka did for Sunderland.
>>154829927I'll have one Mané please
>>154829927Can't believe Kyle Walker got relegated twice
>>154829927Oh man, Everton are going to love these superstars
>>1548299271 Bowen and 1 Fernandes please and thank you
>>154829929TV is made for people who are willing to part with their money. Middle class white women, browns, chavs.>>154829986>>154829914Frank is too high IQ to deal with the average footy player and not neurotic enough to power through that wall with his autism.>>154829804We spent 200mil mate, entire squad is basically new.
>>154829990Luton tried that and it was fucking terrible. But then again Luton didn't have Lampard in charge.
>>154829984but Xhaka was given 7 years at Arsenal
>>154830021>Bowenyou'll turn him into the next charlie adam
>>154829986they're staying up. cope
>>154830036>Pre-Emery unlocked RossDifferent river, different man
chelsea fans should be dancing in the streets of london after they sell Enzo Fernadez what an utterly contemptable little fat manlet dyke bitch
>>154829929Nah US ones feel like fever dreams>Watch an American stream>Halftime>Advert>It's some black woman with a smile on her face emptying the shopping in the kitchen and answering the phone>She seems happy as shit>Probably an advert for tampons or something, she'll be on rollerblades in the next scene>It was for some AIDS medication and in the small print it mentions it might actually make you worse or kill youIt was like something from GTA. So surreal.
>>154829929The yank ads I've seen go on for much longer than half a minute.
>>154829927I'll take based Fullkrug
>>154830113british and american adds are the same man dont be dumb only the accents are different
>>154830063See you next year (well, hopefully not)
>>154829927Summerville will go.Mavropanos will go.Bowen will go.Fernandes is going to United.Hartman will go.Dubravka maybe.Cullen maybe.Esteve yeah.Hee-chan prob will goGomes will goArokodare will goAndre will goJose Sa will go
>>154830147actually I didnt read your post yes the commercials for meds are unique to america that you are right bout
>>154830147I can confidently say I've never seen an advert for Boots where they're doing mix and match on AIDS meds.
>>154830113>>154830131fat black yank in an aids commercial vs british chav sket and the rare well spoken black man in some grim interracial commercial
>>154830152>Andre will goBut he just signed a new contract to 2030 on Friday: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0r2j7ej1vkoUnless that's Fosun doing the classic "extend a contract so we get more money for him"
>>154830225Isa & Konate are doing adverts together now?
>dave posting his interracial fantasies againit's gonna be a long grim(sby) summer
>>154829927Summerville, Fernandes, Bowen and Joao Gomes are the key players were.
furthest each team will get next season?
>>154830049If that bald cunt is still here, then yes.
>>154828346Citizens always bounce back
