>Lap:#8462>Countdown to Monaker Grand Pricks:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>155034070>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:220>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:230 (229 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 131 (+31)RUS: 88 (+8)LEC: 75 (+16)HAM: 72 (+21)NOR: 58 (+7)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 219 (+39)Ferrari: 147 (+37)McLaren Mercedes: 106 (+12)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 57 (+27)Alpine Mercedes: 35 (+12)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 303.38 (+78.45)NOR: 244.05 (+69.83)HAD: 225.65 (+50.86)>News:Race in 3 bongsAntonelli's 'magic lap' pips Verstappen to Monaco poleRussell perplexed by struggles having arrived in Monaco playing mind games“A reality check” – why Lando Norris was expecting poor Monaco qualifying"Confidence was gone": Lewis Hamilton puzzled by Ferrari's loss of speed in Monaco GP qualifyingLeclerc hints Ferrari car 'inconsistency' a factor in F1 Monaco GP qualifying crashOscar Piastri had ‘not many levers to pull’ to improve Monaco F1 qualifying‘We need rain’ – Lewis Hamilton concedes Monaco F1 win chances unlikely
Cunny
>>155048321Lmao Hamilton with his MAGIC GOAT START (tm) power gonna BTFO those two losers
>>155048321VOTEhttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYX4DLDyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYX4DLDyehttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYX4DLDye
literally imagine how many top shelf escorts have been rawdog gaped in monaco this weekend by grimy overweight billionaires
>>155048334Not going to happen.I could see Lekek overtake him though.
>>155048366This is definitely going to happen, and it's going to be hilarious
too much br*toid cancer
Thoughts?
its a fucking disgrace
>>155048395none whatsoever
>>155048388Suck my cock, slut
>>155048399i liked it
>shat
>robert the cock
>>155048412Oh you like my cock huh ?
predict the inevitable ferrari strategy blunder
>>155048404legend
>Mercedes is back and Hamilton is doing betterCan we revert to the previous regs?
>>155048491I miss 2022
singles and russel crashesdubs and russel crashestrips and russel crashes
>>155048561singles = bins it into a walldubs = takes out another drivertrips = causes massive pileup
>Are you looking forward to the Monaco grand prix?No.
Why is it always an Indian about to be killed by some unstoppable transport machine
>>155048328My favorite
>>155048491You mean last year when a Merc team won WCC?
ofc poois has to be turbo faggot
gimi
feeling sleepy ngmi
lewis hamilton is married to ralf schumacher
we don't hate poois enough
>>155048782Who is this funny little guy?
>>155048843Lewis Hamilton wishes he was married to Ralf Schumacher.
>waiting six months to perform the humiliation ritualhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fZmEnw7bjE
>>155048843everyone on /f1/ is married to ralf schumacher
Get rid of Monaco
>>155048884He's here to bless Kimi. He knows another "Kimi" will be named WDC this year.
boreaco
approx 1hr40min before race, time to run some Goliath runs in FH6 to kill time.
>>155048908Counter-offer: Get rid of all American races.
>>155048928Miami > Boraco
>>155048905i'm notyou aren't either
I thought I could pull an all nighter to watch both the monaco gp and the xbox thing but I don't think I'm going to make it
>>155048957tummy
>>155048937Stop embarrassing yourself.
Threadoy reminder that I would give my left nut to have been born a beautiful European instead of a stupid beautiful Canadian. I am surrounded by HFCS fed fucks.
>>155048978The only embarrassment is your country's defense strategy
>>155049003Defence*
>>155049003>t. loses a war of aggression against Iran
i will not let charles be this generations rene arnoux.
>>155049043stop being retarded
>>155049052>instead he will be this generations Gilles Villeneuve.>>155049043Ummmm they surrendered tho?????
have a moment from the parade friendshttps://youtu.be/NEHgKgY0dRc?t=592
>>155048321She knows what you did
What are we opting for /f1tennis/ bros, Monaco or Paris?
he's hot
>>155049098george is not in paris
>>155049100yeah I bet he looks even better with his shirt off
>>155049074>they surrenderedDid you get that from Twitter or FoxNews?
>>155049109you brown faggot
>>155048905Where is my stepdaughter in law? Vivi?
>>155049100>he's hotAgreed. But I don't get what your pic has to do with He. Or being hot.
KIMI
Imagine being in Monaco, enjoying the sunshine and the perfect 23C weather, surrounded by beautiful European girls in their summer linens, you’re sipping an aperol spritz and taking in the race, putting back a couple of cigarettes. They’re not even bad for you because cigarettes only cause cancer in North Americans. After the race you’ll go home to your tastefully decorated flat and make love to your French girlfriend. It simply does not get better.
>>155049091Someone pay Ocon to gnaw that mole of her face.
>>155049074>instead he will be this generations Gilles Villeneuve.He won't even be this generation's Jacques Villeneuve.He's lucky if he doesn't end up being this generation's Denis Villeneuve.
when does the race start again
>>155049153As soon as we have the race thread ready. So keep posting.
>>155048980literally me
>>155049153In 1 bong and 12 bings
might just do the laundry and other chores instead of watching this slurper
>>155049184Based and conscientious pilled
>>155049184I’m going to watch the race but I also have to replace a toilet that got cracked in half yesterday from a picture falling off the wall onto it.
Burnt the tip of my tongue lads. Taste buds grow back, right?
>>155049232Cock too spicy for you Bruce?
>>155049100yjk this twink gets passed around and aggressively piped by hordes of pit crew and F1 execs
https://youtu.be/C8CzHzSoxG8new Yelistener
>>155049074why do you want chuck to die
>>155049091Mid.Especially for a F1 wag
anyone has a stream? ^^
>>155049232hate that, it feels very noticeable and rough for a long time when that happens
>>155049100oh my god...
>>155049245are you jealous
the..... monegasque.....
>>155049299Sure. What film do you want to see?
>>155049091you just know the sex is shit,dead fish eyes
>>155049299>not having F1TVgrim
>>155049243I gave c*ffee a second chance. From now on I get my caffeine exclusively from canned sugar water.
>>155049347She’s absolutely never had or wanted to have an orgasm in her entire life, you can tell absolutely by looking at her eyes.
>>155049347leo doesn't care as long as he gets his nut
>>155049350These greedy fucks have been pumping up the price.I'm considering ditching it after this season.
>>155049363Don't underestimate Leo.
>>155049311you bet I am
Lawson is boring as hell
>>155049276This is much higher resolution than I ever want to see Toto's face
>>155049387It doesn’t matter, you can see her brain is so fried on SSRIs that she hasn’t felt sexual pleasure in ages. That’s just how it goes.
>>155049333ugh ... the race xD >>155049350i am an eventie i only watch spa, monaco, miami, vegas and austria. I am a footballfag and i am not talking about the nogegg version from muttmerica
>>155049299https://rutube.ru/video/2f1325bbb1e0abd272265bae45143732/
>>155049412>>155049363yeah the shutin canuck that never had his cock inside a pussy knows it all about women lol
im heartbroklen, my heart is shatteredand thats the only reason why i will watch today, so i can forget the damage he did from now on may love miss me
>>155049409you just know the sex is shit,dead fish eyes
>Chuck is betting his whole career on FerrariHe will never win the championship with that team of clowns.
>>155049385>not having F1TV included with AppleTVConsider leaving Europe That being said, I will say that F1TV has the best looking 4k HDR stream I have ever seen on my TV.
And you could have it allMy empire of dirt
>>155049433>the raceBest I can offer. Enjoy:https://456movie.nl/movie/watch/96721
esti was rude we are no longer friends
Im just like leclerc right nowHopeless and destined to be an eternal 'almost'
who else is excited for the world cup /sp/ memes
>>155049531how do you fix being heartvrokeb
>>155049091ugly whorethis must be a beard right?
there is no fix for a vrokeb heart
>>155049490F
How tall is 10 meters
>>155049542That depends, what are Australia's odds?
>>155048321Rolling to see if anybody bins it in the first sector off the start.
>>155049458I’ve got two kids so either you’re wrong or my wife has a lot of explaining to do. I’ll ask her about it when she gets back from yoga with her instructor Tyrone Singh
Wasn't he supposed to be a fraud? What changed?
>>155049548Get your eyes checked, she is very pretty
>>155049560not enough to die now go buy some drinks and calm down
>>155049563Very good odds fellow aussie sarr
>>155049569drives a merc + torger support
>>155049569who said that? he just showed up, this is his second season
>>155049564My money is on Antonelli crashing into Verstappo. Give me your energy lads I'm poor as fuck.
>>155048374cabron
WHO?>
This will likely be my last race before my second child is born; who knows if I’ll be able to catch any more races for a while after that. It’s going to be absolutely mental.
>>155049597holy shit DAVE!
>>155049141wouldnt it grow back?
>>155049569there are actually no good drivers in f1, only those with rich enough dads make it in this semen slurping sport
>>155049577you are a good friend
>>155049597uk drake
>>155049584I haven't watched f1 in months but I remember everyone calling him shartonelli making fun of him for crashing and stuff. Last time I checked he was still considered a fraud so idk
>ynr Lando Norris era
>>155049597His name is DaveHe's not my fave
>>155049620you will be ok my little hue
>>155049569Hes almost fucked it a couple times this year but the car is so far ahead it doesn't matter. I just hope somebody can catch up to the mercs so we have some conflict. My biggest problem with Kimi is i have pretty much zero opinion on him.
>>155049597Dave. Says so right there.
This is funny to me, how they separate the two as though they are somehow not the same subject.
>>155049612
>>155049619that is something that alonso said, not to that extend, but he was asked about the best driver he raced agaisnt and he said that in carting but that they couldnt make it to f1but again, he is 52, maybe dementia is starting
>>155049597Dave sucks. You should fire Dave.
>>155049619Because (spoiler alert) the entirety of Formula 1 is not centered around who the best driver, is, but rather who can build the best car. But this fact is illusory to the normalfag masses, who only see celebrities in drivers now and think they got there all by themselves.
>>155049569he can prove himself for real next year as AMXs teammate (max will shit on him)
Sir Lewis Hamilton has style. You would not get it with your sweatpants and hoodie.
>>155049628The three months and one day of my life.
>>155049597>I just put nine gyal in a sprinter
ABORT DOOD
>>155049707lgbt style
I think Terry Crews might actually like f1
>bort
>>155049597Dave
>>155049707kid wins a couple of races and thinks he already has the drip
>>155049749He likes being famous, nothing more
>>155049720Straight men can wear colorful clothes
>sheikh has English accentKek
I hope narg gets a full blown amx divebomb to make up for austria last year
>>155049773lewis hamilton is married to ralf schumacher
>>155049754They're gonna name him Rodney... after Dave
Jolyon Palmer just grasped in the direction of a woman's breasts
>>155049597eddie murphy
>>155049773Have you been to any store lately? fashion brands don't seem to think so. All you get is drab, beige, navy blue and grey
max is gonna put yung kimi in the wall on lap 1
Adrian Newey on my monitor
was that fred vasseur? I can't tell, the ferrari is surrounded by balding old short men in red
>>155049566>i have got two kidsof course the shutin sanjib fantasizes about being cucked by a jogger
I've seen the script for this race:>NARG and AMX have bad starts>both Ferraris have great starts>all 4 cars try to go into turn 1 at the same time and crash>Hadjar leads>Red Bull engine dies on lap 43>Hadjar cries>Russell wins
>>155049833fred is ded
Cunt Kardashian
>Scott Dixon openly shitting on hybrids>Fernando Alonso openly shitting on hybridsHow many decades until people realize that hybrids in motor racing is as big of a joke as tire management?
brundle is frantic
>>155049840broad shoulders, good bear potential in later life
>>155049840chad
>>155049848>>all 4 cars try to go into turn 1 at the same time and crashNOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
a NARA for a NARC
Why don't they let the country nationals stand at the front during their anthem anymore?
lol kim is based
>>155049867>>155049869):<
circus
>>155049865>everyone ignoring the babbling old man as he wanders aimlesslygood content
this anthem goes hardi hate women so much it's unreal
Being from Monaco seems pretty comfy
digits and Gasleak rapes Pando Porris into T1
Is it just me or is the strimz chat killed?Dont tell me i have to hang out on /sp/ instead
and this is why they call it "Formula 1 Circus"
will the prince of monaco's wife be on the podium again with a face that tells us she spends every waking moment just trying not to kill herself?
>no flyoverwashed microstate
why does mbs stand with a trump stance
>don’t have to push me mateKardashian bouncers creating some drama for Lewis later
>>155049834
>>155049891if you're rich
>>155049896lmao there she is
>>155049891You probably run into that Monaco prince on a monthly basis too.
fucking whore
>>155049904Aren't most of the citizens rich at this point?
>>155049761stfu hating for no reason, thats the cooling jacket they wear it at every hot race even geroge is wearing it
>>155049903h-hes fast
>>155049896yes indeed. i'm gooning to her right now
both ferrarlels get a really good start but they crash
>>155049833no, he died and a blood sacrifice is currently ongoing to resurrect him
whos the tall bitch with Kim Kardashian?
Charles is gonna make some moves
hopefully NARB dies today
gimi (real)
>>155049918unlike his car
>>155049927my gf
my croatian coverage of f1 is ahead of my skysport coverage by atleast a minute, but the casters are uninspired. when i cant call britbong casters fags, I feel like I'm losing on the experience.
>>155049824Then go to a different store. I always just try random shit to amuse myself and walk out with an outfit more assembled by trial, error and luck than actual skill. It's the only way to make shopping for clothes not mind numbingly boring. Why not try the trousers with a pattern? Or the turtleneck that makes you look like some parisian snob? Or the stoner looking hawaian shirt?
>>155049928yeah, into a fucking wall
bernie collins wafting the smell of her sweaty gash all over the grid and pit lane
total kardashian death
the caddies are going to catch fire again
>>155049937can you introduce me to your gf
Surely it's not another sleeper, right?
>>155049648>ONLY TALK ABOUT THE POLITICS THAT I SUPPORT!!!!! OR ELSE ... BAN!!!!!!i hate them so fucking much
>black coffeeim officially a boomer ranting at the youth music
das raysis
>>155049939i would unironically listen to the Croatian commentators over crofty and (((kravitz)))
They should run a filter on F1TV that gives all the female commentators big boobs.
>>155049946
Owari da
brundle getting rejected by celebrtities and their entourage will always be funny to me
>>155049957can't be, you will have to stand up and clap every time kim k enters the feed, or else your stream dies
>>155049875Who's the old guy dressed in plaid, someones senile grandfather?
Why do people trash Russell but give Leclerc a pass for losing to an ever older version of Hamilton?
>>155049957>f1 in current year plus a decade>and its in monaco
monaco now
>>155049963
I love Laura winters so much it’s unreal. Glad she’s back to work.
Who would suffer the most if a bomb was dropped on Monaco?
>>155049984Mr Formula
she unironically will look like this in 5 years
>>155049980I can't watch his grid walk anymore, it's just too cringe and makes me hate celebrity culture even more than I already do
>>155049988God damn look at them jump
>>155049984that's lewis hamilton's dad, eamonn hill
>>155049957name a single monaco race that wasn't shit
>>155049988boobs
rain in 5 months
>>155049980>you dont need to push me
Dont forget to post alt/goth girls with platform boots please! Saw absolutely no pics yesterday during quali, so please do it today
>>155049987I miss the Forsen and Reckful era.
>>155049990salarymen at tax offices around the world
>>155049963>Grammy Award Winning DJWhat else are they giving out Grammies for nowadays? Farting noises?
>>155049875Jack Stewie, creator of Formula One
>>155049989her boobs are big imo
can't wait to watch the race start and then turn this shit off
>>155049990Noemi Sky Hülkenberg
>>155049989the melons cry for sun
I'm sexually attracted to Sophia Floersh
>>155050014meant to reply to >>155049984
>>155050028Fag.
i miss the v10s
ALERT ALERTGIB LINK PLS!!!! ~___~@!!!!
>Lily when Oscar crashes lap 1 (rought cbt tonight)
DUN DUN DUN
Bros I need to shit but there is no time
DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN
dun dun dun
>>155050038ppv dot to
ALONSO MONACO 04was there any of his wins? didnt see it
>>155050038>he doesnt leech off the family kayo accountkek
>>155049926>Fred ded>Ted dedWho will be the 3rd?
CAM ON AMX
whilst crofty is at the track, in the end he's just sat in a dark room watching the race on tvi feel like i have a comfier experience at home
rolling for VERANTLEC
>>155048321Kims pussy so good it made HAM a top 3 driver again
Dun dun dun
it sucks
Hamilshart will crash into AMX and NARG.
LATE DUN DUN DUN LINE-------------------------------------
my has-just-expired supermarket lasagna is readyI will now eat it slowly for the next 90 minutes
>>155050043just shit in your piss bottle
>>155050038go to r/piracy and choose any link, links shouldnt be posted here because otherwise the sites get banned because bot crawlers patrol this site
ok everyone, serious hats ONf1 is on
>>155050075meds now
You have to get past thinking, /sp/
>>155050058You can also take solace in the fact you're (assumedly) not a fat moronic cunt.
>>155049984>Who's the old guy dressed in plaid, someones senile grandfather?Bernie Ecclestone's dad
>No rainSlurper confirmed.
total narb death
SO THIS IS
>/f1/ is unusually helpfulwtf?
Max (car issue) and kimi (skill issue) bottles it at the start. Hamilton wins.
I LOVE CGI TYRES
Monaco is a short-circuit hahaha. Get it?
>>155050065lecuck will still lose out to someone, somehow
Perry Wu
>>155050085niceeeeee
>>155050088check'd
>>155050075apparently links get you banned now. a guy was telling me in the indy thread
>>155050043wait for lap 2
i hope you guys have some cunny to post after lap 1
>No active aeroJust like me.
>>155050014I heard he invented the stewards.
COME ON LAWSONHARPOON A MCLAREN
Trips and NARB goes over the wall and into the harbour trying to make up places.
>still in pre-race thread Shameful
>SOFTS: PER, BOT, BOR (pitlane)>MEDIUMS: everyone else
>>155048410Ok vpn tranny nigger
I CANT WAIT FOR TWO HOURS OF NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENING
>>155050101i miss him
YES MONACOFUCKING FINALLYCANT WAIT TO FUCKING FALL ASLEEP WATCHING THIS SNOOZEFEST
YOOOOO POST FASTER
>>155050118they are pitting lap 1
>>155050079>You can also take solace in the fact you're (assumedly) not a fat moronic cunt.haha... y..yeah
rolling for turn 1 yuge crash
POLESITTER WINS LOL GP
Cmon, everyone in the top 3 crashes and chuck gets his win
>>155050126>heel bootsSEXOOOOOO
AMXXXXX JUST CRASHED INTO KIMI RED FLAG
>>155050044god ... i love black stockings and heels so much :(
>>155050132He'll have a bad start again
>>155050131it wont happen george, let it go
Antonelli will have a Verstappen 2023 this year
digits and george does a grosjean
dont even have popcornfeels bad
praying for a F2 tier pileup like last year's
CGI tyres have been used for years now, f1 is standing stillHolographic tyres when?
dubs and crashkino
I just hope hamilton crashes
Hamilton special into turn 1 incoming
Forza Ferrari! Forza Italia!
>>155050137i hope there's a red flag on lap one because i have to take s hit
I can not fart now, START THE RACE
>chuck right behind maxwhat are the chances Kimi actually wins (poois is a non factor)
alonsotrain when
>>155050125hes in monaco
post so that we have race thread, thanks
>>155050126she is so beautiful (amx)
>>155050133I wonder how soulless you have to be to root for Leclerc of all people
>>155050154Rape bait
>>155050133>Russell podiumId honestly prefer a 0 overtake race
I'm eating a ham and cheese hot pocket for breakfast.
>>155050152That loser is the safest driver on track.
>>155050105Also a lot of random ip range bans going on, like mechanicanon in the /wec/ threads. I really do not see any reason why they'd ban him.
anon please push these tires, we need to pit soon for position
>>155050160Okey
>>155050150I want them to send real guys to my house, and then they take three real tires out of the back of a truck and show them to me
>>155050157100%.Start line is right next to the first corner.
I'll watch 2 laps then wake up, see all positions are as i went to sleep
Digits for slow NARG and AMX start
>>155050158is it really a train if it's just him and the windowlicker
>>155050165Chuck is the 2nd most kino driver on the grid
>>155050162looks like a 12 year old boy
hadjar in 5
>>155050169i'd eat her ham and cheese hot pocket if you catch my drift
It's 1am monday morningLuckily I am unemployed
Digits and somebody dies
>verstappen's grid spot is in the shadeit's over
ANTONELLI IS GOING TO HIT THE WALL
So F2 gets grid girls but F1 doesn't?
total mclel deathtotal mercedes death
>MCLAREN 1000 GRAND PRIXfact check: false
CHARLES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!
go fassst
>>155050187Delicious
>>155050177that would be good for the economy
>>155050192he shaded
>>155050183depends how slow he drives
1000
>>155050194grande nicolas y campos
>>155050186fat
DID YOU KNOW HE'S A HECKIN TEENAGERINO????
LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY THEY GO.
something will only happen 2 minutes after (you) turn the feed off. we're waiting.
>>155050166Every woman fantasy desu
I just want sharl or max to win
>>155050207Mclaren really went from one of the most KINO car manufacturers to the most souless
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
KWAB
WASHED WASHED WASHED
fuck its over
KANKER MONGOL
>dead bull
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
KWAB MAX
MAX NOOOO
Lel
oh my fucking god
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
WEEKLY ATTENDANCE: SOLD OUTTHERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MODERN F1
why does crofty ALWAYS mention how long the front row has to wait on the grid
WWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
KEK VERSTAPPEN
oh for fuck's sake
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OF COURSEOF FUCKING COURSE
X_X fugg
>>155048321MAX
uh oh
KWABBARINOOSSSS
wtf was that?
ver stoppen
KEAB
>cuckstappen
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F AMX LOL
>AMD
MAX IS FUCKING DEAD
WHAWT WHATFHUWIAFUIAWHDIWAHDUIWAHDUIWHUI
AMX FAIL
I think Max is out
big oof
>AMX
>>155050204i'm sorry.
I'm going back to sleep.
WAKE ME UP
TOTAL CARBABBY DEATHKWAB
yup I'm closing the stream
bro wtf race over in the most anticlimactic way ever
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
unironically, how do they park those yachts so close next to each other like that without crashing or scratching those next to them? its kind of impressive, isnt it?
Good job deadbull
Max is a fraud.
Well that's that, slurper engaged
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>KWABSTAPPENHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ROD BELL
>>155050119HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>race over and decided before turn 1APEX KEK
MAX KWABSTAPPEN
>ribbit powertrains
alright it was a good race later /f1/
Verstappen? More like Verstoppen haha
redbull bros...
VERSTAPPEN RIGHT AT THE BACK KEK
>AMXKWAB
and just like that, Antonelli won the championship
its over
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good race guys see you next time
GASLY GASLY GASLY
>Max out alreadyCant believe I woke up at 6am for this shit
it's so so overit was his hakkinen interlagos near-death experiencehe's gonna take a sabbatical
right, I'm out
amx should stick to simracing
>ferrari in 2 and 3They're going to sack Leclerc to give Hamilton the win, aren't they?
ogre
ITS NOT OVER
Thats the race
ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING START FOR THE REDBULL ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING START FOR THE REDBULL ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING START FOR THE REDBULL ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING START FOR THE REDBULL ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING START FOR THE REDBULL
fucking red bullfucking batteries
Based chuck
nice race lads, see you next week
antonelli is the luckiest fucker ever kek
AHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHWASHED
>one corner race becomes a no corner race
Max Versnotstartten
>>155050282Boats have a displacement which causes them to kinda work like magnets. That's why when you're boarding another ship you need to tie them together
HOLY SHIT KEK
he shidded
my goat is washed :(
Slurper confirmed
>>155050317HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
See you next week
not a good look
fraudstappen bros....
bros
>FordGoodnight
>>155050282They have thrusters pointed to the side
Welcome to WEC Max Verstappen
>FINISHING BEHIND A CAR THAT STARTED FROM THE PIT LANE
Great race lads. See you next week in Barcelona!
it's over.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
I should go back to sleep...
I'm going to masturbatebye, see you on the next weekend
its ogre
MENTAL FATIGUEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>3s ahead in lap 3PINNACLE OF MOTORSPORT
singles and jewjar crashes
AMX... ;_;
>>155050343>>155050344>>155050349NOOOO NOTLIKETHIS
im not watching anymore of this shit
It's clear that Max is just not gay enough for these cars
>>155050345see you at lemans.
f1 is dead
Why the fuck do I even watch at this point...I hate these suicidal cars
LECLERC PODIUM YEESSS
KINO VIEW
SHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPENSHITCRAPPEN>SHITCRAPPEN
miss me yet?
not his problem, he gets paid for the full race
JORJ FALSE STARTJORJ FALSE START
The Ferraris are about to spend the whole race in a no man's land
THIS IS YOUR GOAT?>stalls at fucking monaco>meekly goes back to pits cos kwaboty
how come russell is such a shitter?
>russlel false startOH NO NO NO
stop kicking Russell, he's already dead
at least this frees up more morning to do something else
>russell false startLMAO
>+3.5yep it's over
where were the bullshit ferrari starts
>Russlel false startwashed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN YOU CRY TO THE JANNIESHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gonna watch tennis instead.
>doesn't have to race this shit>can just walk home and simayyyy Max is the winner here
>switch to american engines>breaks down on the side of the roadFoundOnRoadDead
>>155050282side jets to move normal to your boatlength and they do touch other boats but you have big fender
>narb
I woke up at 7 on a fucking sunday for this
Well the GP is over.
OH NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
NARB ERA PENAL
JORJ GET FUCKED
HahahahaGet fucked KAASKOPPSIIIIK OOOK OOOOOOK
>NARB PENALHAHAHAHAHAWASHED
>narg already in another galaxyover
Kino
>Kwabstappen >Kwabsell
please let sainz get a pointSOMEONE RETIRE
>The browns are celebratinggrim
>Spain Next
>>155050361poois is not very goodJORGE PENALYOOOOO LANDO LOST PLACE TO GASLY
Antonelli is actually winning the championship isn't he
>posting links gets you rangebanned>avatarposting for 5 years doesn't
umwhatdid something on his car break or is he just giving up lol?
>Russell will lose the WDC to a literal kid
>>155050336it's 3pm italianon...
maxbros.............
>>155050313>+3.8s alreadyHe's not winning shit. Should just let Chucky past.
GET FUCKED CUNT
>NARBoh no no no no
>>155050406he has to make a gap otherwise the ferraris will fuck him with the pit stop
>pinnacle of motorsporthilarious
>track where the engine shouldn't matter>mercheates is uncatchable kill Toto Wolff
>>155050407Insane shot
>>155050332why are you trying to fool me or is this true :(
>>155050410Isn't it top 11 this year?
>we are reporting that Max’s steam account has gone online and is currently playing iRacing
>Luckynelli
>martin welcoming newfags
>narg pulling a second a lapholy kek
>>155050245>oh for fuck's sakeliterally what I was thinking, are you me?
slurp slurp
>>155050407drone pov when WW3 hits
>its another NARB humiliation ritual episode
I FORESKIN A CHAMPIONSHIP
>>155050419>italianondoes he know???
Bortoleto the little bit of hope smashed by being stuck behind Bottas
>>155050374Booba
>russel:|>ukrainel:O
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHATS WHAT HAPPEN YOU PUT YOUR SPERM TO A WOMANHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FOUNDONROADDEAD
>>155050417he forgot to press the gas pedal
>>155050397I woke up at 7, jerked off for 7 hours and now I'm watching the race :)
>false startYear of Russell humiliation
alonso 1 stoping? the car doesnt have the speed to do a masive undercut
gimi and ferrari podium kino
Clown 'sport'
>lap 4>monaco>leader already +3.6s
>>155050419I'm using the proxy site
>>155050417probably both
see you next week
>>155050440>implying literally any world leader would let their house get destroyed
just post the WEC vote already
>>155050407Found Wally.
>crown jewel of the pinnacle of motorsport
>overtake in Monaco>by a Cadillac
how is perez 14th??
>he just called kimi "a young thoroughbred"what did he mean by this
>>155050429This is literally basic sailor shit bro...
LOL no penalty
>>155050452you forgot your english grammar checker, ESL-kun
RACE THREAD RACE THREAD RACE THREAD RACE THREAD DO ITLOL PIASTRI PUSHED LANDO AND GASLY PASSED HIM
>>155050414Yes, and?He is better than Norris, Piastri and Russell, a tier above.
>NO PENALFIAMG CONFIRMED
TOOOOOOTOOOOOO
just leave red bull already, goddamn
>want antonelli to crash>but it would make lewis the winner
APOLOGIZE
>FFailure>OOf>RResearch and>DDesignBuilt Ford Though
>>155050427To be fair, the best driver is already out. And the gap to P1 gets massively increased by the fact the the guy in P2 is one of the worst.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFUCK THIS GAY "SPORT"
>dead bull why today
Holy shit PS3 is a shitter
death
>>155050485>RACE THREADBut the race is already over?
>no further investigationpassport saves him again
>>155050478retired and contact in frontand a great overtake with the softs, taht we havent seen
file an appeal
Where did everything go so right?
Lando is a fucking snitch
FIAMG
>>155050499>>155050506he stalled it lmao
That's what happens to tattle tales you fruity fuck
just walk to the merc garage lad, go get that seat
>no penalty for blatant false start
>>155050506because we can't have nice things
>>155050511Rule Britannia
MAFIA FIA
>red bull shits the bed>all the brownoids and SEAmonkeys start spamming and shitting up the threadlike clockwork
>>155050498English privilege.
>>155050515Yeah but NARB deserves it.
>>155050415Because the jannies have instructions to not ban their passposting paypigs. Even if they are schizos posting the same shit over and over.
>>155050483NEW>>155050501>>155050501>>155050501>>155050501NEW>>155050501>>155050501>>155050501>>155050501
>NARG running away from the field>NARB not even close to kwabjar
>>155050517The engine died
No era penal?
>>155050481i am not a sailor though :( thanks
>>155050417mental fatigue
>70 more laps of this shit
>>155050510funny post
>>155050429you don't think all the water they displace just goes down do you?
>>155050535Retard
Bottom 6 all pitted already
>>155050527"niggers gonna nig" is a universal constant
Too late now.
@155050535how retarded are you
>ferrari has better race pace than qualifying pace>but can't keep a lead past lap 8>they just have good starts
>>155050535kill yourself
>>155050517you can literally see the car die, tourist
>>155050517>br*t opinion
>>155050417New engines run on homosexuality instead of racism, Max didn't have enough to charge the battery.
caddy
WHERE IS THE PORN?
Is Liam Lawson going to start another 30 second stall strategy like he did last year?
>>155050550He's an avatarspamming schizo, those "people" are all retarded.
>NEW FIA STEWARD OTTO WOFFL
what are you all moaning about? there was over 20 overtakes on the first lap alone
>>155050535Get banned pls
>stuck behind gaslystate of lando
American engineering
caddy loves setting themselves on fire
>caddy brakes
what are the caddies made of
what we do now
>>155050545no i do not, why?
>>155050569>american engineering
The result of the race doesn't matter because Oscar Piastri has already won at life.
>>155050577
>>155050582Oscar blocked him killing his pace lol XD
>>155050540I've taken superyachts through the Corinth Canal (pictured, I can't find my pics) and it's almost impossible to hit the sides as the water pushes you away from the walls.
how is the indononce able to terrorize these threads for years? you would think that they ragebanned him by now, no?
>>155050589something else
>>155050589fap
>MEXICAN RACISM
>>155050583>>155050584>>155050586>>155050588>ARCA brakes in F1
and why didn't narb get one?
>>155050589watch tennis ig
Is it obligatory 2 stopper again?
>Red Bull Ford DM01 V6 1.6tThat's some classic Ford EcoBoost performance right there
why no penal to jorge but yes perez?posicion para fernando
>ford engine fails>cadillac spontaneously combusting Burger engineering
>perez gets drive thru>narb doesn'tmakes the nog jog
>>155050599name?
the absolute state of shadillac
LOL
>PER does get a penalty oh fuck off toto
Why are non Brits the only ones who get penalties?
f1 fantasy has destroyed my enjoyment of thisim secretly hoping that antonelli crashes because i need more bullshit internet points than my extended family
sleeeeeeep
digits for senna 1988 repeat
>>155050571for his team mate in 14th place you mean?
>>155050602you guys should start doing the needful, and start using that really convinient function this website has
>>155050589I'm taking bets on whether Antonelli will lap Hamilton today or whether he'll take a few additional pitstops just for the lulz.
why the hell is it a drive through, normally false starts are 5 seconds
>Brit blatant false start? No investigation necessary>Mexican 1 cm outside the gridbox?Death penalty
>10 laps>amx out>merc 5.5s aheadI hate Formula 1
Perez could have gotten points here
>>155050635Filtering posts? That is for cowards
>>155050623Dungeon Travellers 2-2. Pretty fun dungeon crawler. Don't buy the one on steam tho, I love To-Heart but the game is fucking torture
>>155050635I wouldn't want to make them work too hard for their paycheque.
Kimi's Q3 yesterday was amazing but are 78 victory laps really necessary
amx doodwat nou
>jorj >false start+out of box >no regulation >perez>just out of box >drive through FIAMG is so fucking gay
>>155050659
>>155050631You got this from Franco's personal stash.
>in for exciting monaco>singular threat to (((toto)))'s golden boy suffers catastrophic failure on lights out
>>155050655Yes
>>155050638no british driverand the penals can vary depending on the track, remmeber last season when jorge over took the williams by going straight after the tunel, he was given a dt but usialy its just a 5-10 sec for overtaking outsid ethe track
I'm literally only watching for some back marking shitter to smear the barriers.
I fucking hate the Monaco GP like you wouldn't believe.
Las Vegas > Monaco
kek perez went to the wrong box
dubs and kimi explodes
what are we all eating?
Monaco should have a pitstop for every 5 laps.You can stack them as you wish, but you need to have 1 for every 5 laps
>>155050602I think that passposters can post around ip range bans. Hiroshima Nagasaki wants more money, after all, and schizos have zero sense of money because the state pays for them.
>>155050619
>>155050681Higher chance of Chuck doing that
>>155050677Probably because he did it blatantly on purpose, even saying he'd rather take the penalty than return the position.
>>155050677the mercedes melty melty last year was kino though.
I dont know how the commentators convince me every year that something is about to happen but it never does
>already lappedman.
That's my bet on Max winning completely fucked... The one time I put money into this shitty sport and I get screwed
HAMILTON JUST EXPLODED
>>155050704it is getting pretty creepy now
Kimi is __________
>>155050687Imagine filling her with semen multiple times every day.
>>155050687Cinnamon bun with chicken strips and a cappuccino.
>>155050701did I stutter?
>>155050700>>155050700>>155050700migrate to real thread
>>155050710>betting on formula rig
>>155050718an industry plant
>>155050669But Lewis is still racing
>>155050704thats what he gets for disrespecting dale
>>155050710God teaching you a lesson about gambling.
>>155050718cute!a real gimi!our 2026 wdc!
RACE THREAD>>155050501>>155050501>>155050501RACE THREAD>>155050501>>155050501>>155050501
>>155050687beanz
Stop fucking posting new threads
fuck off you retarded faggots
>0 overtakes after lap 1What a sport
>>155050723retard
>>155050704>>155050714Has a #3 car found any big success in any form of Motorsports ever since Dale died?
RACE THREAD>>155050700>>155050700>>155050700>>155050700
>>155050702i dont recall if they said it during the race or i heard it after in the post race, but i think that they were told in the drivers meating that if they did that it owuld be a dt>>155050704that x account is a patriot
>>155050710Happened to me in Singapore last year friend, but this was particularly abysmal
>>155050737I'm not posting in that thing.
Did new Kimi finally solve Monaco?
RACE THREAD>>155050501 >>155050501>>155050501RACE THREAD>>155050501 >>155050501
>>155050725Its my own fault but I expected to be allowed at least some hope.
Why is Hamilton suddenly quick? Is gimi suffering from backmarkers that badly?
REAL RACE THREAD>>155050700
>bono my tiresi'm tired
REAL RACE THREAD>>155050501 >>155050501 >>155050501 REAL RACE THREAD>>155050501 >>155050501 >>155050501
>>155050718overrated
>LOOK, MOM! I'M DELIBERATELY TRYING TO SPLIT THE THREADS AGAINfatherless behaviour
>>155050601okay makes sense thank you :) does that mean anyone could do it?
>>155050718WDC '26
>
>>155050718Your 2026 WDC
>>155050822simple answer, yes with some common sense.
god I hate the algerian like you wouldn't believe
>>155050718mercedes plant
>>155050282They have fenders (the black things hanging off their sides circled in red in pic related) to prevent collision damage, plus the yachts are tied stern first and with bow anchors out so they don't move that much. In addition, the Monaco marina has big breakwaters so the water there is calm which means less movement.
