>Lap:#8463>Countdown to Monaker Grand Pricks:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>155048321>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:220>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:230 (229 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 131 (+31)RUS: 88 (+8)LEC: 75 (+16)HAM: 72 (+21)NOR: 58 (+7)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 219 (+39)Ferrari: 147 (+37)McLaren Mercedes: 106 (+12)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 57 (+27)Alpine Mercedes: 35 (+12)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 303.38 (+78.45)NOR: 244.05 (+69.83)HAD: 225.65 (+50.86)>News:Loserstappen KWABBEDHamilton Win Monaco !
stalling at monaco is peak carbabby kek
Keeping this thread open to ridicule you later on.
KWAB.
any streams
>>155050580Yes.
>race over at lap 1this shit race needs to go,man,what a cancer
>>155050607The big wigs will never lose their Monaco week, imagine the yacht parties
>>155050607Its not the track, its the car
>>155050580>https://angelthump.com/actuallynotapersonlook at OP text
dubs and narg crashes
Is the Merc so good Chuck can't even block Kimi after his pit stop?
Perez getting hung, drawn and quartered by FIA
>>155050593>>>> Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)05:14:16No.155050580▶>>155050593>any streamshttps://buffstreams.plus/title-game/formula-1/formula-1-2026-monaco-gp-live-streams-links
>>155050607You're kinda right. But idk if i would like smaller cars
perez got punished for the same thing rusell did?lmaoooo MAFIA FIA
>cars getting lapped after 12 laps
Kimi is so cute, I'd love to blow him, I bet he has a really nice cock
>>155050700>>155050700>>155050700REAL THREAD
>>155050501I don't know what it is about current F1 but I don't like the drivers currently, everyone's just so soulless these days, and I have a deep hatred for current social norms compared to the social norms of the early 2000s...Everything's fake and gay now and the emotions and drama is fake and gay too, Verstappen is cool but he's getting dabbed on just out of spite.Watched 2001 F1 and the races were pure sovl only imperfection is traction/launch control...
Post Lily
Why don't the Racing Bulls cars have all these issues that the main team end up finding?
This is an absolute all time slurper
Uhm, dare I say KWAB?AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>155050501Checking in. How's it going for you?
dog sisters?
if I were RBs I would switch Lindblad and Lawson and have Lawson back up the field
>No penalty for outside box>No penalty for outside pit laneAbsolute BULLSHIT
>forget that there's a race today and wake up late>remember its monacoyep, glad i didnt watch this desu
chuck sleeping at the wheel
KWAB
>>155052289if he stayed out he would've been ahead of Antonelli and clear to go to the end on the tyres he had. or at bare minimum he would've been ahead of Hamilton. there was no reason for him to stop.
LEKEK
Oh yeah, Hamilton is defo winning this now
choker extraordinaire
this hack got a new contract BTW
Jesus Christ, he's so fucking bad.
LELCLERC
Cheeky Hadjar podium
CAM ON LOOIS
Ocon will get a fucking point here and Hulk because they did some shitty pit stop
>>155052785he's fast, he just cracks under the slightest pressure every single time. he is unreliable. we saw it with qualifying yesterday, he was consistently faster than Lewis and then when the time came to deliver in Q3 he made mistakes on every single lap.
I hurt myself todayTo see if I still feelI focus on the painThe only thing that's realThe needle tears a holeThe old familiar stingTry to kill it all awayBut I remember everythingWhat have I become?My sweetest friendEveryone I know goes awayIn the endAnd you could have it allMy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurtI wear this crown of thornsUpon my liar's chairFull of broken thoughtsI cannot repairBeneath the stains of timeThe feelings disappearYou are someone elseI'm still right hereWhat have I become?My sweetest friendEveryone I know goes awayIn the endAnd you could have it allMy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurtIf I could start againA million miles awayI would keep myselfI would find a way
>10 billion pitlane speeding penalties>dodgy asphalt causing 2 identical crashesmonaco mafia will pay eventually
Red flagRed flagRed flag
>>155052857*Hulk not
>STOP THE COUNT
red flags red flagsgrid startthey want to create drama for boring ass race
They are really trying to give the nigger one last win
Cucked "sport"
shat lebed
>OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
just 4 more DSQs and Alonso gets a point
Are you ready to see Lewis Kardashian win?
>>1550529993 because Colapinto didn't serve his pen
rollan for Hadjar to sweep that nigger's leg into T1
theres no reason for this trash race to be this long,end this clown show already
Literally 5 second penalty to anyone.
God this track sucks
Told you Hamilton would win ;-)
>nobody pays taxes in Monaco>the roads are in shit condition:)
This is Indy in Detroit tier.Jesus Christ.
THE TRACK IS BREAKING
i fell asleepwhat is the red flag for
>standing restart>Antonelli & Hamilton wipe each other out>Hadjar winsJust put a cheeky tenner on it
This shit makes the Caeser's Palace race look competent
>>155053098there is all kinds of shitty races before f1 race during the weekend, porsche race, F2 race etc. the corners get worn out despite the roads being nearly perfect condition always
>>155053143They want Hamilton to win
>>155053143monacopoors can't build roads
>>155053143RIGGING IN PROGRESS
why does such a wealthy microstate have such shitty paving
>>155053222Nobody pays taxes and despite the beliefs of right-wing retards, roads don't just drop out of the fucking sky.
>Leclerc 2nd in DOTD voteKek
in hindsight probably wasn't the best idea to draft in highways england to do the road repairs cant tell if monaco or mogadishu
>>155053256>and despite the beliefs of right-wing retardsAutism detected
If they restart and it's a standing restart, I'll buy the F1 26 DLC today
the yellow on the Audi looks way better than the red, I hope they keep it
what a sudden mess
>>155053222Because they hate the poors so much they don't even want to see them out in public fixing their roads
>>155053222The rich go everywhere by yacht
james vowles should really consider growing a beard
>>155053326Standing start, pay up
>>155053339unlikely, it's just not the Audi colors
JORJ DRIVE THROUGHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>155053256are you joking? monaco has best raods in europethey maintain their infrasructure better than anyone because unlimited money
>drivers still semen slurping monaco and pretending it was their fault they crashed
Ocon started P17 and will likely get at least one point
I just tuned in, what the fuck did I miss?
Worst race I've ever seen probably.
One of the funniest races I've ever seen
yjk Mercedes didn't serve Russell's penalty on purpose
Today confirms. Toto is a dickhead, and Merc likes to have favourites.They did it to Ham on 24, and are now doing it to Rus
>Ruskek
>>155053256You think being right wing means no taxes? Okay retard detected
JORJ KWAB
RUSSEL WELCOME TO...!
They gotta bring back grid girls and tits in general.
>>155053458Everything.
>>155053468>>155053498duality of man
Coventry street race when?
>>155053468Told you this track is worse that Miami
bernie is glowing upthere i said it
sucking the stewards cock won't help jorge come back
>>155053585>British>German>ManYou mean the duality of retards
>>155053566May I please have a summary, good sir? A quick rundown, or QRD, if you will.
just conclude the race already
>>155053557Red Flag = Red Light District posting until anything interesting resumes. I'd post but I don't have any softcore porn saved on my phone.
>>155053616I can't understand her Irish accent dawg.
Cutie alert
>>155053143Because nobody pays taxes in Monaco, the road quality is shit, and so one corner disintegrating ended up taking out both Stroll and Leclerc.
>>155053667it doesn't help that her mic is so close to her mouth that it keeps clipping
>>155053661Let's get vintage
>>155053685sharl?
blue and white flag the race
Good on Leclerc to own up to the fuck up and not blame the track.
>>155053661This is a racing game presentation so its /f1/ related
>>155053417they've pretty consistently used yellow as a secondary colour since the 90s, mostly to indicate the 'secondary' car, like the yellow T cams in F1.
>>155053713No. Some Ferrari fan that looked like Imogen Poots
>>155053789Kinose
>>155053789jude law?
>>155053786It kinda reminds me of the yellow and white Keke Rosberg car
>>155053636Oh sure. No passes anyone for 52 laps. 4 cars fail for being shit. Stroll hits loose asphalt and dies. They don't bother checking why cuz you know it's Stroll. Leclerk than crashes in the same way, and now they look into it and stop the race. Some cuties are shown in the audience. Personally, I'm partial to the Argentina in a tune top
wow hamilton still has that granny following him around
For me, it's Monte "The Shitter Filter" Carlo
Lulu, I can't believe im saying this but please fucking win
>>155053864gumjobs dont get boring
>>155053661
>>155053876He won't. They've got a penalty ready in case he's first
>>155053876He's gonna win and get a 20s penalty or something
>>155053875The only shitter here is the road crew
>>155053889Enough to turn a gay man straight.
>>155053889WOW this is giving me a standing start
>>155053889very nice. face?
>>155053888Ah ye old gummie
>>155053661Here
>>155053661we
Why I have the feeling that nobody who lives in Monaco works?
You are my hero during the red flag plus-flag anon
>>155053661go
>>155054022thanks
oh my god SHUT THE FUCK UP JORJ
Can I switch cameras on F1TV so I can see the driver POV instead of looking at their helmet?
>>155054029Swiss nigga is a taste machine and all that shit.
>>155053661Time to get back home on the private plane
Hamilton + Antonelli crashHadjar win
Let’s hope Kimi and Hamilton crash in the first corner
>>155054102no this one is too much. and fake
>narb bailed outas if the race couldn't get worse
>no crashFUCK
HULK
>>155054194>
Ruins your race with no survivors.
Hadji can only steer a camel
>>155054284You mean Camel? Like cigarette? Sucking it like a faggot?
lmao the Mexican went to the wrong starting position again.
Yeah this is getting manipulated man
>>155050501Hahahahahahahaha.So, how did that>First Victory Editiongo for you, Indononce?
>>155054468Closer than I thought he'd get ngl
gasly mvp fr no cap
>>155054516Closer than he should have gotten, considering his safety car shenanigans that he got away with.
POINTS
CADDY IN THE POINTS. BREAK OUT THE PURPLE DRANK AND AARP APPLICATIONS.
<- Replay of NARGs race
Fun Fact: Human males are the only species that mates with their natural predator.
>>155054603what about some spiders?
nb4 "we have reviewed the pit lane speeding penalties and realised they were the result of a faulty sensor, and therefore Hamilton's 10 seconds are annulled. Hamilton is your Monaco race winner ;p"
Ruslel...
>>155054603there are species wehre the female literally eats the male after mating
>>155054571Not yet. Pérez is under investigation. For fucking up the restart. Again.
why did had get p3 instead of gasim drunk
what happened with colapinto this race?how the fuck you end worse than your starting position on monaco with all the crashes lmaooo
>>155054649Gasly sped in the pits twice
>>155054653It's all a theme
>>15505464910s of benalties>>155054653generational talent
Remember how this was supposed to be Jorj's year? I think it all got into his head and he thinks he deserves a championship
>>155054690tbf all of the mechanical issues seem to only effect his car. HIs soul is crushed.
Sir Lewis is now second in the driver championship.
Where's the very important poll?
>>155053762Instead he placed all the blame on the car
>>155054728>>155054724>>155054724>>155054724
>>155054641Trust el plan
>>155054718jorj second driver for upgrades lmfao
>>155054610>>155054636Not predators
>>155054878>Spiders>Not predators
Just watched the racewhat a mad one for one with no overtakes that boy anto fast and this wdc is done
Bump !
What if Russell just Lando's it and comes back to win the WDC?
>>155064664he's shitting
>>155064664Too weakminded
