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>inb4 delayed because of weather/wind

They might be fail, fall and not be at the same level as the men, but they're pretty cute and that's what matters on /sp/.
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>>81540740
we will see a death
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second for Chloe Kim is bae
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>>81540740
>not be at the same level as the men
this is not true, fuck off

>>81540889
too old
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CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE
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>>81540889
Chloe Kim is BEST GIRL!
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Will conditions ever be good enough?
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Anyone got stream? The TV's in the office are showing ice dancing (80% women staff).
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>>81540949
(((NBC))) will have a stream, maybe some other as well through Eurosport etc
pls don't be postponed
I wanna see halfpipe tonite
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>postponing winter sports because of wind and snow
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>>81540942
Snowboarding is cancelled forever.
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>>81540740
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ALL SPORTS CANCELLED
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Delayed again for another hour

Most likely cancelled

Fuck this
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(((NBC))) is live!
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>>81541142
Wait no! I didn't read under the timebar!
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>>81541142
tf do they mean 'due to weather'?
it's sunny and beautiful
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>>81541035
Can she be stopped?
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>>81540740
just cancel the entire Olympic END THE SUFFERING
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>>81541238
It's windy as fuck
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someone translate pls. What is "It is blowing a hooley"?

https://twitter.com/aimee_fuller/status/962840437110161408
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>>81541320
probably bongspeak for "it's rather windy outside right now"
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>>81541320
Yes, someone please translate because I don't know either.
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>>81541253
nyet!
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>>81541355
Pretty much this
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>Stadium playing Gangnam Style
They're desperate
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>>81540740
I was promised qt's! where are they?
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>>81541910
Patience
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There's people snowboarding on the slopes right now on my stream so maybe that's a good sign
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D E L A Y
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what is the likelihood they actually compete today?
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>>81542253
Slalom was just postponed to another date so very likely this will be postponed too
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>>81542253
low and dropping by the minute
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>won't start before >30 minutes away
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>Delay
>Delay
>Delay
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>>81540889
ugly with fake hair
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Worst Korea really living up to its name
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>>81542524
no u
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Hailey a cutie!
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Is pipe still as scheduled? I literally only care about Chloe Kim.
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>>81540889
wait, kimchi-americans snowboard? or was she adopted or something
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>>81542677
her parents are both Korean, from Korea
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>delayed due to wind

>watching the lifts and lifts are perfectly fine, not swaying in the wind at all
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what time is 11:15 in American time?
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>>81542670
damn..... never thought of it this way
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It’s happening

At least that’s what they say at Nor TV
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>>81542745
21:15 (9:15 PM) EST
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>>81540740
How many will get to the end without eating snow? Judging by the men's, anyone who manages not to fuck up get's a medal.
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>>81542796
raise her to be a femdom and destroy little betas
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If they do play today they're going to get pounded harder than they did in Olympic Village kek
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how much does it cost to get tickets to events? or are they all free?
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ANNOUNCER SAYING "VERY VERY GOOD CHANCE" OF PLAYING

HERE
WE
GO
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>>81542670

my daughter is going to be a man hating lesbian to own the libs
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>>81542843
This. Let’s hope the snow is faster
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>Canadians getting beaten by a 17 year old Colorado dudeweed

What the fuck Canada, I thought you were good at winter sports?
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>>81542843
It seemed like some of the dudes barely cleared the knuckle on the second jump, which mean most the chicks are gonna die or have to use the side ramps
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>>81542878
About 120 dollars when I looked
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Just so I understand every rider from the qualifier will be riding in the finals, which has been reduced to 2 runs
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>>81542932
nice acne
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>>81542932
i-it was the wind
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>>81542670
That's called biological reproduction you half-frozen syrup-eating mung bean. The point of doing all that is so that it's YOUR genes that she mixes with Chad's and eventually has a child of her own. That's literally the opposite of being cucked.
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>>81542878
Not cheap. from 30$ for curling all the way to 300-400 for actual events like figure skating.
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>>81542941

Wait what? That's not fucking fair.
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>>81542952
and he still ravaged the pussy of several female olympians that night
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>>81542976
Please correct me if I'm wrong, I am trying to confirm
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>Remixing Blitzkrieg Bop and Paper Airplanes
this is better than I would've thought
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>>81542971
It's also much easier to raise a daughter. Just make sure she's home at a reasonable hour and isn't drunk all the time.

With guys the chances are much higher he'll end up sleeping on your sofa at 25
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>>81542972
how much to watch qt canadian mogul skiers?
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>>81542989
Heard the same
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>>81543008
>>81542971
>taking this old ass bait
guy cmon
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>>81542989
That's right, no prelims just one big final with 2 runs
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>>81543008
They have internet in Ethiopia?
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>judged "sports"
wew lad
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>>81543027
he just got internet in ethiopia today lad
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>>81540895
u mad, bae?
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>Leave the golds to me
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>>81543010
80 for B seat 160 for A seat.
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>Trick Daddy blasting on the PA
kek
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>>81543038
Not all of Africa is mud huts and dying people
Just most of it
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Gasser should be the big favourite, but she may also be too light - Jamie Andeson will get better speed

Hoping for Silje, but I’m not holding my breath
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>>81543032

That's so retarded.

>hurr let's just cut the event in half
>have a couple bad runs? fuck you
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What's with the running chairlift and the piste to the side of the marked slope? Are athletes still warming up?
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>>81543057
i am completely undecided between her and Chloe Kim
Hailey's more hot-cute but Chloe is pure/innocent-cute

what doooo
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>>81542670
>being this insecure and possessive about people you've never touched

lel keep shitting on our flag kiddo why the fuck not
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>>81543088
SILJE! SILJE! SILJE!
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oh shit we might have the green light
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>>81543088
fuck off norway
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>>81543088
There's no predictions for this shit.
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>>81543100
Men's gold and silver didn't even get theirs until their 3rd run no?
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Why are snownigger women so sexy?
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we SUPERFINAL now
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>>81543115

WE DOOOO
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any stream?
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ITS A GO


QT DEATHSLOPE IS HAPPENING
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>>81543116
You have a gold medal yet, Canada?
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>>81543140
Time?
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IT'S HABBENING
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>>81543151
Now
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>>81543151
now
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>All that fake trucked in snow
The absolute state of Korea
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is Sarka the one who cracked her helmet in sochi?
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>>81543136
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/snowboarding-womens-slopestyle-final
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BAIL CITY, LET’S GO
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I know there are streams and that but if the beeb stay with this skating on channel 1 instead of cutie snowcrash they are fucking retarded
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are we live? bbc are showing figure skating on both streams
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How the fuck is that chick from California and snowboards?
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Is Shaun White still around?
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>>81543193
yes
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>>81543173
i want a Winter Olympics in Hokkaido
they have some of the best powder

>>81543195
ye he doin halfpipe
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>>81543187

>mfw BBC & Eurosport showing poof glide
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>>81543187
skating is big draw normiecore though why would they do that
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>>81543204
They already did it in Sapporo once.
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>The shantytown of Czeck women
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>>81543219
fug
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HERE COMES MORE DELAYS
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what the fuck happened
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>rekt repubic
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what the fuck was that? I could do those tricks off the jumps and ive snowboarded once in my life
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>>81543213

no one up at this time of night is a normie we're hardcore off pisters
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Hold on just let me ruin this ramp for all the other riders.
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Nbcsn finally showing a live event
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can the women do triples?
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Woah she bailed on the ramp
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>Quals cancelled
>Everyone thrown into the final

How will this end?
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>>81543213
Figure skating is sport for people who don't watch sport, at 2am UK time there aren't many of them watching
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>>81543195
>>81543204
Is Shaun White white?
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>>81543195
Yes he somehow survived all the rape allegations to still compete at 40
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ALLEZ!!!
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the absolute state of woman ""professionals""
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I wish I was as good as these women, but I only can do 2 bs 3s out of 10 from side hits.
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where are the streams cricfree is a disaster
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fuck yes they're switching
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Holy shit it's like kids when compared to the men.

I know it's still hard, but it just looks so pathetic compared to the flips and speed men had.
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When's lindey vonns old coalburning ass on?
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>>81543241
mk dude

>>81543254
yeah he's pale af
or was before he got big
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>>81543266

Non
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>>81543204
>>81543219
Sapporo has a shot to host the 2026 Winter Olympics
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lmfao these girls fuckin suck
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>>81543251
Murphy's Law.
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>>81543249
No.
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THESE GIRLS ARE GETTING WRECKED


LMAO
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I've been skiing my whole life and the size of these jumps still terrifies me
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What a fucking joke lol
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LE CHOKE
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Putain, Lefevre, c'est quoi ce bordel ?
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Is she literally blind? Doesn't even attempt to make a correction for landing
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>women's sports
what's the point of this again?
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>>81543275
so much this, can't watch it
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Promising start to qtsplat.
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more like nopestyle
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>>81543280
ouaaaaiiis
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>women athletes
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So far this is really pathetic compared to the men
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Why does this Olympics even exist.
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DEATHSLOPE
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lmao sure there are some toddlers that could do better than this
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REKT
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GOODBYE SPINE
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Fuckin hell
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>>81543331
Why do you even exist
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>>81543281
I highly doubt they'll re-run a city when there are so many untrodden venues to choose from.
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kek what the fuck
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so gold medal is whoever makes it to the end without crashing?
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>>81543181
Thanks mate
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>>81543333
eyyy webmguy is back
aalso czech'd
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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>deathslope living up to its name
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i can't tell if they're all terrible or what the fuck is going on
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>WOMYN
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>>81543353
For you to reply to me
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AND SHE JUST GETS UP
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>>81543328
this. Why are they such pussies
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how come all the girls are going for the middle part but the dudes all went for the sides of the wu tang?
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>>81543275
Women's should be run before men's.
In a vacuum women's is cool as shit but coming after the men's makes it look kinda lame
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>women
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REKT
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women just gravitate to being on their backs I guess
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SOFYA TIME

ПOЙДEM
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That's what makes womens slopestyle better than the mens desu
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>MFW Chloe Kim crashes and ends up getting paralyzed
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>>81543375
middle is a clean, straight ramp
sides of the wu-tang encourage a tilted landing angle
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>>81543280
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Women events should ALWAYS come before the men
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>>81543359
No, it's whoever makes it to the end without needing medical attention. Crashing is inevitable.
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That gap between males and females, it's embarassing. It's already a meme sport to begin with, but there it's ridiculous. Remove that brand ad from my olympics please.
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Top kek this event
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>>81540740
>we are going to see dead qt's today
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whoa
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holy shit that bitch kept going forever kek
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>>81543386
JES
US
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CHOKE
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These snowboarders are pathetic, how do they even qualify? Just identify as a female from Botswana and you'll be having olympic orgies in 4 years time.
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I want Klaudia Medlova to bail on my face.
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Is it against the rules for them to bend their knees what the fuck no pop
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this is truly deathslope
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fuck that was a big hit
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Reminder that Anna Gasser is the only grill you should be backing
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FOOKING REKT.
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slope is up 4-0 so far
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AYY LMAO
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holy shit they're doing literally nothing. why would you put the mens event before this shit
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Women are such a fucking meme.
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WOMEN ARE PATHETIC
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Bitch nearly went to space.
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rename women's slopestyle to qtcrash
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Anyone know if it's a front or side wind?
Shouldn't be too hard to put up some temp wind breaks.

Hope the Ladies ski jump later doesn't run into similar problems.
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SHUT IT DOWN

THIS IS GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
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HAHHAHAH, Jesus, I'm lovnig this
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God, this is so shit compared to the Men's event. Only the crashes redeem this.
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>>81543417
....ow

anyone got a stream?
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>Death
>Slope

Pick two.
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AUSSIE will ace it
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>>81543393
She's half pipe, not slopestyle you filthy casual
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Someone is going to break bones today
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YAAAAASSSS QUEEEN GURRRRLL POWER!!!
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>britbong stream showing soyboy skate
>nbcsn showing snow qts

Everthing I know is a lie
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YATTTTTTAAAAAAAA!
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>men do 1620s
>women get the same air on the same jump
>>>backside 360

and don't even land it
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how is this olympics
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reminder that a 16-year-old boy weighing 116lbs took one look at this ramps and destroyed them
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>bobbling so hard on a cab 3

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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a nip snowboarder? if she didn't exist you'd have to invent her
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>Comedy hour
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>>81543427
She kinda looks like this porn star I know
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So, who's the hottest girl in this competition?
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>>81543437
>brit
>don't back based Aimee
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>>81543417
kek
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>any error is not going to win a medal
I wouldn't be so sure
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Is there an archive bein made of all these olympic qts?
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So if someone lands every jump they win gold?
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Oh wow, she actually made it to the bottom of the piste on her feet instead of her ass.
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Who /coolboarders/ here
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lol everyone choking on the last ramp
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she literally did nothing and still fucked it up
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>Westport CT

Fairfield county in the house.
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>best run so far
jesus christ
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EVERYONE GETTING WRECKED
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Asami-chan noooo!
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>>81543484
must be an aussie
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wew
and here I was thinking the men were falling down all the time
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qt jap
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so far Japanese girl killed it in comparison to everybody else
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remember this?
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THAT FUCKING SLIDE AT THE END
GOD DAMMIT
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>>81543528
me

don't listen to any n64 babbies their parents didn't love them
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>>81543540
who /greenwich/ here
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we hyped for fifty shades freed lads?
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>>81543528
Fast Eddie reporting
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>>81543464
see
>>81543181

OK this was almost decent, we're getting there
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japan a cute
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I didn't know they held special olympics for the winter too.
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>>81543484
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>>81543555
best so far
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>>81543528
1080 snowboarding here
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My fucking heart

She's so cute
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>>81543564
cultural Marxist bullshit
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>>81543556
10/10 ragdoll physics.
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>Make it to the bottom of the slope without dying
>Win gold by default

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
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FUCK DID I MISS THE FUN
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>gold medal for only falling once
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>>81543556
neat
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holy shit she's top qt
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>>81543556
Reminds me of line rider
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So are they scoring who has the best crash?
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Abandon ship?
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>>81543602
based webm bro
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>>81543583
t e n e i g h t y
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>>81543602
NOICE
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>>81543602
qt3.14
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>>81543562
/Stamford/ here
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>>81543556
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>get a 48
>be first

IOC just needs to give up on vaginas
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>>81543622
abandon hope
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>>81543632
s e v e n t w e n t y
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>>81543556
good she had helmet on
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>>81543617

we /hallofmeat/ now
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lel harley phto
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is there any medal events going on now?
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>>81543602
yeah but I guarantee she looks like she's in pain when having sex
fucking asian women they're trash
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harley quinn time
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>>81543602
She's alive, therefore she's first.
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>Female athletes

At least this one has hilarity going for it.
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>>81543655

This is a medal event.
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>Harlequin hair
Wtf
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>>81543585
At least the guy aint black. They havent gone maximum jew yet
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AGAIN
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another victim of the slope
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>real darkhorse
>real chance to up-
>crash
THE GREATEST EVENT
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Ok this is dumb.
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>Rider taking the wise decision to fuck off rather than dying on the slope
>Le Harley Quinn maymay
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>>81543583
>WORK YA BODY W-WORK YA BODY
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>>81543666
Agreed. They do have that.
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>26 competitors
oh shit
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>>81543664
ok lets try to see how crappy nbc is
>>
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NOOOO HARLEY!
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FEISTY

now face icy
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HQ WIPED OUT.
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harley quinn
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>another crash
I TOLD YOU BRO I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE WUTANG CLAN
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Belly slide!!!
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>CBC commentator "She's a dark hor----"
>C R A S H

Made me fart laugh on the toilet
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based slope is undefeated so far
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>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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C O M E D Y

G O L D
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Have this after the men's was such a bad idea
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Harley thot got rekt
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Jesus fucking christ, this entire event is just embarrassing.
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>been waiting for this all day
I've been schmeckledorf'd!
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>whoever can finish their run without dying wins
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WTF THIS IS TOP TIER ATHLETES THIS IS SO BAD THE FUCK NIGGERS
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hope aimee takes the free gold
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>>81543687
Slope will 26-0 this.
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Guys, please be nice and cut back on the sexist comments. Please, for peoplekind.
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>>81543540
>>81543562
>>81543636
/Norwalk/
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Reminder that men do 1620s regularly yet the women struggle to do 540s, let alone 720s
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>>81543688
watch here if you dont want to watch stupid commercials
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/snowboarding-womens-slopestyle-final
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>>81543666
wait for it though...
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OAR's girl a cute.
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why are all these qts failing
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>try to do literally anything other than turn around
>fall
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>>81543688
It's on NBC Sports.
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OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR OAR
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this is better than I could have ever imagined
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MORE BLOOD
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>>81543709
Gold medal goes to the slope itself
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event theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
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>Russian* blonde snowbunny
Uuunf
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HAHAHAHAHA
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>>81540740
link pls
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>>81543746
All part of the Russian plan
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OH MY GOD LMFAO
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Okay Ruskie!
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>>81543756

the slope identifies as a she, don't you dare misgender her
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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How did the men go, didn’t watch
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Can we give the qts huge amounts of PEDs? This shit's embarassing.
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A FUCKING OAR
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My man Red here pickin out which honeys he's gonna bang
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It looks like a front wind right?
You'd think that would help a little.
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is the wind really fucking them up THAT much?
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>literally stopping in the middle
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Commentators so casual about the carnage
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QTs keep falling ;_;
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why can't they learn. you need to be fast for the first two jumps and you can afford to lose a bit of speed for the last one
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CAN'T BEAT THE SLOPE
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THE QTS ARE FALLING
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>>81543787
Better than this
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>>81543787
canadachokeslol
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>>81543787
17 year old American won
Get's drowned in pussy afterwards
RIP
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>>81543787
Same thing, was fun, this will be sad.
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Did the announcer just laugh and say that that was the easiest jump?
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>>81543787
some 17 year old kid won, really entertaining
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I'LL BE WAITING
TILL THE SKY FALLS DOWN
TILL YOU COME AROUND, BABY

I'LL BE WAITING
TILL THE SKY FALLS DOWN

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgf-_ymAE4E
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>>81543556
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>>81543738
thats what I am watching. No way in hell am I watching the NBC straight streaming are the retarded stories and no ferrieskate
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alright USA time
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>>81543737
The women aren't heavy enough or strong enough, the smaller male riders had similar problems.
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Why doesnt someone just do only no spin no flip grabs for the air and not crash. Probably guarantee you a silver.
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>>81543750
they're skipping a lot of runs for commercials and random rcaps
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>OAR wiped out
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is there something wrong with the course? Why can't these losers finish a run
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So how many rubles does it cost to get judges to bump your skater up no matter how they do? Asking for a comrade.
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GO ENNIE!!
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Can I get a link pls?
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>>81543824
Would be funny if it said that under her board
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WOW THIS IS A MEDAL RUN!
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A 720???? GIVE HER ALL THE MEDAL
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>she's dressed almost like an astronaut
what happened to our astronaut snowboard coach? he wasn't there
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USA
USA
USA
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>do now tricks at all
>don't fall down
>???
>win gold medal
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>>81543833
strong head wins = no speed
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>slope gets the gold medal

So does that get tallied with the rest of the korean medals or..?
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Holy shit, someone actually landed a run!
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WINNER BY DEFAULT

USA USA USA USA
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>>81543833
apparently they are riding into the wind decreasing speed and air time
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USA wins lol, finally got a clean run.
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goddammit my sides weren't prepared for this
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USA USA USA USA
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USA
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USA USA USA USA USA
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SHE MADE IT
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USA USA. Thats probably a 70?
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USA USA USA USA USA USA
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she made it!
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LAND OF THE FREE
THAT IS HOW YOU SNOWBOARD AS A WOMAN TAKE NOTES SHITTY COUNTRIES
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American chick got a really wide stance, must be all the BBCs.
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We got our winner
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DE-FAULT
DE-FAULT
DE-FAULT
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USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
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Americans are cheating. They didn't bother to even try to fall.
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>>81543824
MOMS GONNA FREAK
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usa killed it
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM GB WON'T WIN GOLD 100% GM CONFIRMED FROM MY SOURCES
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It had to be a yank didn’t it
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USA USA USA USA USA
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this is kinda underwhelming after watching the men last night, should've had the womens event first
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>first over 50
HOLY KEK
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>>81543843
read the thred dude cmon
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/snowboarding-womens-slopestyle-final
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USA
USA
USA
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Why am I only seeing gay figure skating on my local NBC??
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a fucking burger
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I'll BE WAITING

TILL THE SKY FALLS DOWN
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>>81543830
than use the stream, if you have NBCSports you have cable.
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Jessica Jenson is a legit porn star name
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>>81543826
Reminder that a 17 year old skinny manlet absolutely destroyed this course
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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JUST BLEED
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FREEDOM
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Elena Cuntz?
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>>81543881
How many times do you have to be told you aren't allowed to post here?
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At least +23
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yay
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one lived!!
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>>81543861

They all get to do a second run, senpai.
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>81540740
US outfits look cute
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The men's event was won by a 17-year-old weighing 116lbs
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pussy ass swiss
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Any leafs in this????
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That's it, now we watch all others eat shit.
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>>81543915
the slope destroyed him on his previous 3 runs though
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>>81543891
Can't help but be great
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Afraid the slope would kill her, she just quits
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>dat booty jiggle
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Can someone remind me why we let /r9k/ out of their containment board?
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nice run
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>>81543939

That landing is so fucking satisfying. Fucking stomped it.
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>>81543806
They’ll have to steep up their game!
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imagine having to be the commentator for this lmao
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>>81543939
What the fuck?
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>opting out of run
Why is this allowed?
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at least she didn't fall
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>>81543949
3 I believe
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>>81543939
>women can only acheive a fraction of this skill
Why do women even try?
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Wtf was that? She gave up
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>>81543949
There's a couple of them

>>81543955
This is why women make shit athletes, far too risk averse.
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The women have to be technically better than the men cause they don't have the speed
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>and she just skips it
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CHICKENED OUT!
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Reminder that the number on their bib coincides with their seeding

Just a FYI
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>>81543902
NBC Sports
or
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/snowboarding-womens-slopestyle-final
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Slope wins silver now
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>fuck this shit, i'll secure bronze
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>>81543939
There's really no excuses then, a lot of the women would be stronger. Absolutely pathetic.
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>>81543978
0 falls
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>>81543955
Slope in a good medal position right now
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>>81543957
t. Any of the previous 7 snowboarders
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>>81543980
ty brother
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That was real uninspiring
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How come a lot of boarders also skateboard?
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try spinning that's a good trick
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>>81543939
fucking christ it is like an entirely different species of creature is doing this
how can merely the lack of a penis create the disaster we're seeing right now
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These announcers are cheeky. Just making fun of all the girls.
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>>81542932
>ywn be the designated team-shota-champion at the Olympic village orgy

WHY FUCKING LIVE
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>>81543939
holy FUCK what am I doing with my life
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just embarrassing, ioc should cut all women's sports
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USA USA USA
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>>81544033
>>81544032
ikr?
I want that life
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>720s are big moves in women's deathslope

disgusting
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>>81544011
Just stoner things
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Clutch
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>>81544019
Testosterone is a hell of a drug.
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USA GOLD 100% CONFIRMED AND NO GOLD FOR BRITISH AIMEE BECAUSE SHE HAS BOTTLED IT JUST LIKE MOURINHO 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED

100% GUARANTEED NO GOLD FOR BRITAIN
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Nice run
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>>81543993
Shame they're nowhere close to being so then
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>the difference between the men and the women in this """"sport""""

lmao
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>>81543993
how can they not have speed? a 116lb boy just killed the course
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why aren't these women sagging like the men
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Lets go ROGER
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lol her glove says fuck yeah
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>>81544074
VAMOS RAFA
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>>81544070
wind is rougher today. its why the slope is killing whoever dare stand against it
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Just had a thought, could we have a genderfluid (male) athlete come in and wreck everyone? How long until we can convince the IOC?
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>>81543612
who
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Nice medkit girl
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AMERICA STILL #1
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RIGGED
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USA USA USA
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>>81543939
>make women's event look like a joke
>gets mad pussy back home
>school weed dealer gives him an extra discount
>mom buys him a new xbox
based
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Why doesn't a dude just get a passport sex change and get literally free gold medals for the rest of his life?
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what's the most important part of a ladder?

>Derungs
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Slope much be threatening the judges. That's why it took so much time.
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https://youtu.be/4iDksubJc3I

How can women even compete?
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>>81543787
Marty Mcfly lookin teenager from Colorado pulled from 10th place and took all the gold and Olympic pussy he can carry. It was hype as fuck. I'm happy for him.
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This is fucking nuts someone is going to get injured

>first time women are using the same size ramps as men, after long campaigns
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>all these ramp options
>just jumping on rails
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>>81544108
>Caster Semenya
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they can't even grab
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new name for this sport: feminismboard
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That backside rodeo though
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When the men failed they still did a flip for giggles at the last landing, why aren't the women doing it too?
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>who would have thought? Good enough for 5th place!

oh no no no no
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KEK the Wu Tang really ain't nuthing to fuck with,
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Fucking weebs going rampant in 10 seconds.
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>>81544183

yeah was p sweet. not even going to do the easy pun
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>>81544179
thats gay as fuck, like you
call it qtcrash
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>>81544183
this
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Why does female slopestyle even exist? For the humor?
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>>81544143
>only being able to fuck lesbians forever more
>and not the hot ones since ugly girl
eh
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>>81543981
This is why I wish they stuck with sports designed for women and men.
>women's figure skating
awesome
>all the rest
meh
There's always those sports that are finesse oriented, like curling, but those sports tend to bore me anyway. Summer Olympics are better for women.
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>31 years old
Christmas Cake Gold
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You're a woman and can do a 180? To the Olympics you go!
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NIPPON BANZAI
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>>81544166
Judges have a hard on for rails
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>>81544189

they are fucking pussyholes
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Did the annoucner just say Wu Tang?
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>neglects to trick off the setup element
>still doesn't carry enough speed into the next jump

What did the wind mean by this?
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CHRISTMAS CAKE
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Other ones should have skipped something to make it to the final like that.
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All these Jap snowboarder chicks are qt as fuck
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>>81544224
What about tennis chicks moaning and flashing their knickers?
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ITS JUST LIKE MY CHINESE CARTOONS
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Do you think the Japanese athletes put out?
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QT

:3
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>>81544260
yeah the mid ramp looks like the Wu-Tang symbol
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WEBM anon plz we need this qt
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>>81544260
The 'W' shaped curved group of jumps is called the Wu Tang
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gonna need a webm of that last jap
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qt desu
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>>81544224
women's biathlon and cross country skiing are all right. Alpine skiing too.

While they are clearly far less athletic, there is some competence in those sports
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i want her
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ARE AIMEE
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>Japs are the only ones that take their goggles off
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lets go aimee
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New thread
>>81544300
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>>81544280
She's a cake. Just have a job and she'll marry you at this point
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>>81544271
Well yeah. Women can always make up for it by being sexy. I just don't really consider that when I'm trying to evaluate sporting events objectively.
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A
I
M
E
E
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Girls can
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>>81544260

Wu Tang is for the children!
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>qt jap followed by this hideous inbred brit
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LOL FUCKING PATHETIC
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>be british
>qualify for the olympics
>give up
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>a top 10 would be a good result

our commentators about the brit

literally not crashing should be good for a top 10 wtf
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>>81544303
Anyone competing in Cross Country, deserves the respect.
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BUST
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>>81544303
I agree, but they're not nearly as fun to watch as a sport deigned for women would be. Those are sort of under the finesse oriented category, to different degrees, of course.
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british spirit of cuckery
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TOLD YOU SHE WOULD BOTTLE IT HAHAHAHAHAA.
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What's the best Wu Tang to listen to for QT Deathslope? Or maybe more SSX soundtrack?
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>>81543939
>be some kid from backwater town in Colorado
>you and your brothers build yourselves a terrain park with your dad's tools and junkyard crap on the hill near your house
>mom tells you to get off your snowboard and come do homework
>keep doing this for a while
>pull from 10th place and upset the entire world, including the finest athletes around the world in your field who are twice your age
>execute a flawless quadruple frontflip and slide into the finish area on your stomach like the adorable human puppy you are
>not even old enough to vote
>already drowning in Olympic gold and prime athlete pussy from across the planet

>be female snowboarder
>train for years
>barely do any tricks
>die

BASED PENIS-HAVER
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Damn Silje is washed up now
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What a chicken out, the ramp intimidated the shit out of her.
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>there’s a coke for me
cya nerds
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>that's a great run
>throwin one down
I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me.
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>>81544407
36 chambers how is that a question
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NORGE NUMBA 1
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>Birth Date: 14 Dec 2001
Get your jap teen used panties here
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MIGRATE

>>81544300
>>81544300
>>81544300
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>>81544407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ
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reee I dont have cable reeeeeeeeeeee.
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>>81544488
>145cm
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>she literally weighs 38 kg

What the fuck.
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>>81544493
>page 2
This event doesn't deserve many threads.
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>>81544488
Same birthday as me. Got my ice breaker. I'm already halfway there.
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>>81544497
I always felt bad for the 3rd 'unnamed' member of Salt n Pepa.
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Is there a stream of just slopestyle anywhere? NBC's waffling coverage is grating on my nerves, and I can't find my cable bill, and their office is closed.
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>>81545022
http://stream.nbcolympics.com/snowboarding-womens-slopestyle-final
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>>81545143
I already timed out of that, and their system is getting smarter this year. Clearing my cookies and cache won't reset it.
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>>81545182
well rip then
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>>81544189
Cause only 4 girls can actually do flips
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>>81545303
Never mind, I finally got it to work after fighting with three websites and my own mother.




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