SKI JUMPING 90K HILL WOMENFirst round soon
Why are women not capable of jumping as far as men? This doesn't seem like the kind of sport where gender would make much of a difference.
>>81555531I guess it take guts to jump that far
>>81555531Weight? Maybe women just lack balls to pull this off? Idk honestly
I'd like to see mixed team ski jumping. 2 women 2 men.
TIME FOR THE GOAT SPORT ONCE AGAINFavorite from Norway, Lundby, crashed in practice, but did well again in her next jump. German Katharina Althaus is second in the world cup standings and a hot guess for gold too.Current (and first ever) olympic champion Carina Vogt is jumping as well, but not quite on the level of the aforementioned. And then theres the japanese....
>>81555577watch world championships, mixed events are there
>>81555596Left is very cute, I would chuu her manko
>>81555535She choked in the world championships and fell yesterday, so I’m very tense
>>81555596Sara is the smolest one the qtest one
>>81555509FINALY A GOLD FOR NORWAY!!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I NEED THIS TO FEEL COMPLETE
>>815556224th you mean
>>81555616I missed it, anyone got a video?
>>81555585is althaus the qtest german grill in the olympics?
who /Kriżnar/ here
>>81555641englund is my city
>>81555643Špela Rogelj is superior thot.
>>81555596*launches 3rd nuke*
>those jumpsWomen were a mistake
She's 23 and the oldest in our team
I was thinking about going to this but it was going to be too cold so im watching it in my cozy house with all of you =^_^=
Pls wind, pls
Oh boy, here we go again.
Ema is also quite qt
>>81555686go to the large hill and cheer for Poles pls
These women are too fat.
>>81555686Go to the mens competition. Ski jumping is a great sport to watch live, trust me.
Get ready for another 4 hour event
>>81555711This is objectively true
>>81555711is this bait
>>81555720Fucking delicious desu.
>>81555712Standing for 4 hours in -25 just wasnt for me haha
>>81555720what's wrong with Cockta?
>>81555724Haha, thanks man. That's hilarious.
>16 years oldAny lewds of her?
>>81555742Understandable.Are your winters always this cold?
>tfw no Maren to use as curl weight
>>81555773This is the coldest winter in 50 years apparently
>>81555686pls go and take pics
>>81555734Look at the bundas. To excel in ski jumping you need to starve yourself.
VR option to watch ski jumping when?
>>81555803>global warming in charge of warming
Sarah is such a cutie
>>81555847warmer summer = colder winter because more water vaporates in summer and it has to come back
Calling all norfags to get in the moguls thread. We got on in the finals starting 1410>>81553560
what did she mean by this?
>>81555850>dominate the sport >people take notice and join in>become irrelevant immediatelyhmmm
>>81555857This is the dumbest thing I've ever read on this websitet. Bachelors in meteorology
>>81555866>i am a human ski hopper haha yes
>>81555865Final top 6 final?
>>81555890Please explain how water in the atmosphere has to "come back" or how that would make for a cold winter.
>>81555531Think for yourself for once. There is an obvious answer.
>>81555866>assburger kicks in
>>81555531they have weak legs
>>81555935So does Noriaki Kasai.
i am a total austriaboo
>>81555857It usually warms up a little when it snows.
Now I know why they don't air this on Eurosport, some pretty awful jumps so far compared to the Men.
How far were the men jumping 114m?
>taking your wifes name
>>81555994It doesnt work like that friend. Women have a much higher gate.
>smaller frame, fat ass but narrow shoulders, weaker legs, no ballsI wonder why
>>81555997i plan on doing exactly that
>>81555981This is incorrect. It tends to get slightly colder while snowing due to evaporational cooling. Though it is true that it generally won't snow if it's extremely cold.
>>81556048>old hag btfo'ing all these thotsMust feel good.
This German didn’t save on the makeup
>>81555997Who the fuck does that? I understand if women keeps her name (esp. if she's got a PhD/Doctorate so people know it's not just her husband's), but that's just cuckishness on so many levels, it's unbearable. No wonder the >>81556063 germanistani would do it.
Seyfarth cute af
Who is this?
did she have lipstick on wtf
ladies on flying hills when?
>>81556136The one more invested in their family line should keep theirs. I dont give a shit about my fathers family, never was close to them, dont speak their language and dont particularly like them either. I would be happy to have a different name.
>>81556176>>81556167Did she go already?
Good job Nika Kriznar. Surprised she didn't choke.
>>81556195one of the last ones to go.
And now there’s not enough wind...
>>81556186>ladies in Harrachov
>>81556186Recepie for disaster.
>>81556199she will choke tonight for sure
>german commentator talking about the girls underwearyes yes let the SEA loli culture flow through you
These suits and helmets are so fucking aesthetic.
>>81556250What did they say exactly?
This chick just got Prevc'd
>>81556232>tfw you realize Harrachov might completely fall apart in the next few years
>>81556309More recent one.
>>81556322desu we should buy Harrachov from you, we need a flying hill anyway and you have a land debt towards us
>Not jumping in bikinis.Why are we even watching?
>>81556322What about Liberec? >>81556320not a bad jump considering. Urša was just shit tho
>>81556309>1,50m / 44 kg
>>81556297just talking about the regulations
>>81556355I M A G I N E
>>81556349She’s a womanlet. It’s not surprising.
>BBC using NBC commentary for this>At first jump nasally women shrieks 'ITS GO TIME GUYS'Jesus christ why
>>81556345I heard there will be an event in Liberec next season, just after the four hills tournament. Not sure how realistic that is.
Waiting for the wind kino
Tell me /sp/, why does she wear the mask?
if this isn't proof that womens sports are truly awful i dont know what is
>>81556342Kino suits are hotter
How long was the gold medal jump in the mens competition?
>>81556378and on the NBC stream I've got a british guy.
OLYMPIC CHAMPION INCOING
>>81556386Slavic hills are always the best ones, since there's always so many people there. The Germans are only full when they are doing good, same with Austrians
>>81556414whats going on
We speed naow
>>81556412113,5m, pretty good effort, deserved win
>>81556414He's pretty laid back and relaxing, desu. I much prefer him to the fags they had earlier.
Does this 'sport' completely rely on random weather conditions to win?
Why are their guide slots for the skis? Are they incapable of going down the ramp straight?
>>81556462no, best jumpers win despite the conditions
WALTER HOFER SKISPRUNGMAFIA
Damn what a qt
>>81556440So you could jump the furthest but if your technique looks poor you get deducted length?
Is this like opposite wind issues than the men?Men were moving it down, but the ladies keep moving it up.
>>81556480You need to have:>good speed>good takeoff>good flight pattern>good landingto win
>>81556480You dont get deducted length. You get points for length, points for technique, and points for wind/starting gate.
>>81556479What's going on in the background?
AlrightI gave it a shot, legitimately the most boring 'sport' I've ever watched. Guess I'll watch speed skating.
>>81556502>watching the womens competition and not the GOAT Wellinger showafuckingleaf
>>81556502Not all sports need to be exciting and thrilling. Stupid Americans cannot appreciate anything without fireworks.
0.1 points ahead of Nika reeeeee
ehhh not bad by Carina but probably not enough for a medal
I claim Carina.
Come on Maren :)
>>81556378Pro tip: They're actually Canadians (the CBC commentary)t. have access to NBC, BBC and CBC and just checked
>SaraIs this a common name in Japan?
Nice by Sara.
How common is weight cutting among ski jumpers?
SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA
Slavs fear the samurai
what a qt
>>81556571Yes, but maybe not like you think it sounds. Sah-rah not Sair-rah.
AUF GEHTS KATHARINA COME ONNNNYEESSSSSSSSSSKATHARIINNNAAAAAA
>scoring an event that already has an objective way to judge a winFor what purpose?
>>81556589Every language but english pronounces it that way.
>>81556590is that you gedo?
>>81556589Sair-rah is Sarah typically, and Sar-ra is Sara here
Okay, we’re on schedule
Takanashi used to completely destroy everyone else.Did she get worse or did the others get better?
>>81556605so they don't crash although I agree, jury points should be discarded in favour of 20 pts default - 15 pts no telemark - 10 pts crash
wew close onebut gold for althaus seems possiblegood competition
>Althaus>is 21 years old
>>81556605Because not every jump is equalWind on mountains changes constantly
>>81556605yeah I agree, not a good sport. Should be based on distance only.
>>81556639>is not a house
The Olympic Winder Games
>>81556342They should at least have a hot tub for them at the bottom.
what's the other hill for
>only 35 jumpersFor what purpose?
>anglos that watch one competition every four years complaining about the rulestake a look into the mirror and understand that you are the equivalent of americans complaining about football rules
>>81556668thats the large hill for the men later.
>>81556668It's for longer jumps. It's the large hill.
>>81556646why not hold it inside?sure it would need a tall building but seems worth it
>>81556611>>81556621Didn't know that. In my experience often foreigners say it wrong. Sorry.
LOVE IS TIMING
>>81556571Relevant countries also pronounce Sara as Sah-Rah.
>>81556674retarded quota of 100 men+women
>>81556689Do you really thing a warehouse as tall as a skyscraper and longer than a city block is really more feasable?
>>81556689No one will build such a large hall. Remember that all relevant competitions except 2 contest in span of 4 years are held at large or flying hills
>>81556710Depends what value you place on competitive integrity.
>>81556710just surround it with tarps
>>81556722This is gold medal tier Ausposting
Only relevant countries have analyst desk after ladies' ski jumping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebtGRvP3ILgreminder of the bravest
>>81556589that's exactly what i think it sounds
>>81556681Cant wait for the olympics to be over and it just being finnbro and some poles and germans in these threads.
>>81556740>those fucking embarrassing gaming chairs
>>81556745Then you are better at Japanese than English speakers.
>>81556740me on the left
>>81556748>these threads actually exist outside of the olympics
>>81556739It’s like they want to be Cali gurrls
>>81556766>better at foreign languages than english speakersimpossible not to bei mean it is literally impossible
>>81556761looks more like racing chairs 2bh
Ladies and Gentlemen, your cutiejump lineup
>>81556744THat's a 60k? Seems more like 45k
>>81556689Kek, it would make the Hindenburg's look like a hangarlet.
>>81556748I want to spread ski jumping to other countries but then Anglos come in with their need of dopamine & adrenaline injections every 10 seconds and I remember why them engaging in any technical sport is impossible and all they're good for is football and other sports for inbreds
>>81556796all these girls have poo in their butts
>>81556190That's pretty sad desu senpai
>>81556813Sing it sister
>>81556796>USA last and pretty much lastPathetic, desu.
daily reminder that women suck at sports
>>81556796Is Seyfarth the last DDR athlete in history?
>>81556813Budgetrussianbro knows whats up!
This French jumper is hot af
>>81556796Who /aufgehtsalthaus/ here?
>camera zoomed in on their asses as they're going down wtf i love women sports now
>>81556766English speakers have it worse than speakers of languages where the words are pronounced exactly as written (like Finnish). Incidentally, there was a story about a Japanese doctor who married a Finnish man and moved here. She learnt Finnish in six months.
>>81556589Is it like a borrowed name from foreign languages or do you have your own way of writing it?
looks a bit like that tabea kemme
Why is she twerking?
makes you think how much these guys are paid
>>81556740Lmao, those chairs have even penetrated TV now?!>>81556761>>81556787They're racing chairs, but they became big due to being marketed as gaming chairs by DXRacer and GTOmega
>>81556915Pretty sure they're volunteers
>>81556915>Olympics>PaidPretty much all those jobs are volunteer based. They might get some free tickets but that's about it.
>>81556915iirc they are usually volunteers
>>81556915I think they are a volunteers so zero
>>81556928>>81556930>>81556924What about WC events? Volunteers also? Who volunteers in abandoned villages such as lillehammer?
LOL this is fucking pathetic
>>81556944says a guy who wouldn't have the balls to jump from a 25k hill
>>81556942Theres always a ski club in charge of the hill and they usually have members willing to do stuff like this.
>>81556944>Ice skating cheat complaining about pathetic sportsREALLY makes you think
>>81556942>the abandoned village of Lillehammer, pop. 27,500
>>81556942you can put stuff like that into resumes for job applications
>>81556956>implying implicationsreally made me stop thinking
>>81556942Lillehammer is just 2 hours away from Oslo by train.
>>81556942>What about WC events? Volunteers also?YesVolunteering isn't just about feeding kids in Africa y'know
>>81556936>still seething about moguls you need to get over it mate
Ski jumping race start on 12th of February and ends on 13th of February. Makes you think.
>80 METERSo when are they going to start doing the jumps?
>>81557011Ammann the first jumper to perform a jump over 2 days
What's the winter Olympic sport for bull dykes?
>>81557042The girl on the left in red is thiccccc
>>81557042Theres a few in hockey
>>81557042pretty much all sports eastern bloc countries are good at
why don't they dab when they land?
>>81557029>skijumplet nation talking shitLmao
>>81557062Because they're not complete faggots.
if katharina wins i will film myself cumming on a picture of her
Sarah is really fucking cute.
Aw I like this Sarah Hendrickson girl, she seems nice
>>81557029I live higher up than the length of your country. Jumplet.
>>81557082Do it faggot
>Malsiner That sounds Tirolean if ever I've seen one
Italians have the ugliest jumpgirl. lol. Looks like Aria Stark.
What are those grass things on the ground for? They don't look very effective at slowing them down?
jumping girls confirmed top qts?
>>81557129jesus christ america
>>81557062why dont they dab while they jump?
Flying hill on winter olympics when?
>>81557146yessnowboarders are qt too but 2 anglo 4 me
>>81557129they're guidelines, usually done with little pine tufts on the world cup.
>>81557146Except for the Italian and Japanese jumpgirls. They are uggos.
>>81557156looks just like Planica.
>>81557129Practical joke by the officials, hoping the athletes land on them and stack.
I just can't handle all those QTs
>>81557162Distance is measured by hand by a person watching a replay of the jump in slow-mo, this is to help them & spectators
>>81557129they're turnips to reward the volunteers after the event is over
>>81556631>10 pts crashHow about 5 and 0 points?
Prepare for K A T H A R I N A.
Just came homeWho's competing for medals here?
>>81557222The German las who just jumped then. She smashed it.
Is Yuki Ito related to Junji Ito?
>>81556796We didn't fly too well.
Are the Malsiners sisters?
>>81557230it's a common japanese name
>>81557237it's a common japanese name
>>81557230lol no ito is 6th popular japanese last name.
>>81557230>Yuki>JunjiThey aren't even the same name.
wew what a jump
NIKA NIKA NIKA NIKA NIKA
>>81556988Whens the next season of all aussie adventures coming out?
>>81557237No, they're brothers
Is there a Mixed team Compettion?
>>81557257Americans are competing in this one as well
that jump whoa
OLYMPIC CHAMPION CARINA VOGT
>>81557265>17 years old
lmao that face
Vogt still got it
the absolute state of this commentator
Remember, I already claimed Carina, niggers.
>>81557286hell yeahanother medal for her would be awesome
>it's a germany sweeps it all episode
This is going to be our best placement in these Olympics.
>the only woman to break 200 MMein Gott
>>81557301and after we are done in Korea we are comming for you Nigger
>>81557301>GermanyThey'll Loch it.
>>81557301Gonna be Lundby, Froggy.
>Iraschko lebt offen ihre lesbische Orientierung
HERE WE GOKATHARINA AUF GEHHHHTTTTSSSSS
Which part of Olympic Athletes from Russia are you from, lads?
Sara goes and goes and goes
JAPANThat was beautiful
Where the Cbc links?
i kind of want Takanashi to win
Do Koreans root for Japanese over Europeans or is the hatred still there?
Nika Kriznar is so cute
>japan>slayed the dragoncmon cbc
In love lads
>>81557319soviet lithuania m8
>you will never wrap you Skijumpfu in a blanket to keep her warm
Not big enough to steal from Nippon.
How do we stop the German manace?
K A T H A
>organizers fixing the event again so germany wins...
FUCK OFF YOU FUCK THAT WAS SARA-CHAN'S MEDAL
time for norwegian choke
awwwwoh well it was a fair competition CONGRATS NORWAY
MAREN MAREN MARENMAREN MAREN MARENMAREN MAREN MARENMAREN MAREN MARENMAREN MAREN MAREN
Nippon jumpfu bronze ;-;
>Ref jumpAt least Norway won.
KEKnice competition desu
Another DayAnother Medal
JADDAAAAA>>81557371Ha litt tro, venn.
>tfw almost a Germany - Japan 1-2
Damn that Norwegian girl could jump with the guys.
Made a waifu tonight.
Asthmatics win again.
Gold medal nr. 100 from Norway!
Everyone else literally btfo Gz Norway
top cutie won
eat shit krauts can't cheat your way to another gold
it's not a sport
>>81557401Did you see her hips? She's wearing a kite down there.
Great performance by Katharina. Some other day that wouldve been enough for hold, but Lundby was just too strong. Well done Norway. Looking forward to more german-norwegian duels on the large hill.
don't forget her
MAREN :) so cute
>264Jesus fucking christ
feel like i could do this sport ladsmight try it out with my luge practice
>>81557418>t. Olympic Poster from Russia
>>81557406she looks like she'd enjoy ballbusting
>>81557415it's our first silvermeans like like a gold medal to us
>>81557415>t. Ole Bjornsson McLeod
Question. Did any of the women sit on the rail for 30+ seconds like the men did? They all seemed to go straight away when it was their turn.
>>81557423>nano-loading with 1 clip
>>81557410100! How can I even compete.
>>81557366>>81557369>imagine being forever buttblasted
Time for cute Japanese girls to cry on the news. You are all villains.
>>81557451can someone translate the polish words
So happy for her. She was in the lead at the World Championship in Lahti after the 1st round last year but choked and got 4th. She's been amazing all year.
Does anybody have a good acestream? Mine stopped working :(
>>81557446A few times yes, but it did go much smoother than at the men's event
>>81557446A few of the girls had red lights and of the Slovenes was kept there for a good few minutes.
i claim katharina do not ever forget it
Is it me or is the crowd for this event very small?
>>81557454>smiles we couldn't protect.
3rd place not bad, after the failure in Sochi
>>81557475i'm not surprised, it's almost 12am and fucking freezing
>>81557468Did they get chest massages like Ammann?
>>81557475The temperature and the wind delays probably sent most people home.
>>81557493disgusting please delete this
>>81557475It's been small for everything. Worst olympics ever.
>>81557484I read somewhere that prices were quite high as well.
>>81557458just shell out the $5 for a decent VPN for the month and enjoy the olympics at your leisure.
>>81557488>ywn be cuddled by Walter Hofer
Not a fan of the delayed medal presentations to be honest lads
>>81557503doubtful, the expensive events would be the ones like snowboarding,figure skating, hockeythis is a meme event
>>81557480>>81557483Sara did okay. Placed at least, but I thought she might have done better than Bronze this time. The other girls will cry. There's is not women's team event, so they're done.
QT QT QT QT QT QT QT QT QT
Why is Switzerland so awful this year at Olympics?
Why don't the women compete in the larger jump?
>tfw no cute japanese takanashi gf
>>81557514waitwhen do they get the medals?
>>81557538they will go too high and the wind will push them out of the course
Why no people. We have more people coming to the local skijump comps. Is winter sports a meme in korea.
I want to fuck these korean usher girls lads
>>81557506You don't even have to do that; you can just use a proxy with a free trial service and keep making new accounts.
>>81557556winter sports are a meme everywhere mate
>>815575431, 3, 2
Apparently Norway just passed Finland as the most successful nation in ski jumping at the Olympics of all time.
>>81557561don't get me started lad
>>81557556i kind of understandimagine you have to work next day. it's 12pm and you freeze your balls off when there isnt even a korean competing
Itou is crying right now.
>>81557570>splitting up germanykek nice meme table
what are we watching now lads?
>>81557591the inside of our eyelids bed time
>>81557591its over i thinktime to study ugh
>>81557538dead qt's are bad for advertising
>>81557602fuck me too
>>81557609Tell that to snowboard. The slope course was littered with their bodies.
>>81557612each time they ruin europe, they get another team
>>81557620>slope course getting more pussy than meenough is enough lads
>>81557570I wish I knew why Finnish ski jumping sucks these days. I'm old enough to remember the greats from Nykänen onwards, the time when we were fucking giants, and now we're lucky if we get a jumper qualed for the second round.
>>81557620ski jumping would literally kill them
Cuteness seems to provide a distinct advantage in this sport.
>>81557628>getting another team for 2022cool
>Katharina crying of joy>i cant cuddle her
>>81557646STOP IT GERMANY THAT'S ENOUGH>olympic athletes from germany
>>81557661dont worry, her bf will ; )
>>81557673>>81557679don't ever reply to me again
MAN FUCKING NBC TODAY SHOW SHIT! WHY DON'T THEY FUCKING COVER THIS?
>>81557410>100hm? 100 was tora berger years ago.
>>81557669>the qtest webm ever made
>>81557708DONT FUCKING PUSH IT GERMYOU ARE SKATINGONTHIN ICE
>>81557720CHEEKY it was fun gn lad
Wish I could see the interviews, fucking tv switched right after last jump here
>>81557570All Yugoslavian medals should be our medals since it was only slovenians who would jump. Sneaky Serbs claiming things that don't belong to them again.
>>81557698100th gold medal winner* not 100th gold. Sorry for that.
>>81557779The interview with the family and whole local ski community from Lundby's home was amazing. Her first trainer from age 3 was crying, they were all gathered in a typical norwegian minimalistic club house and watching. So /comfy/
>>81557830They showed the same thing in german tv with Wellingers youth coach and family.
>>81557830Yeah they do that for French athletes too, but I'm interested in other countries winners too
How is there not a single female jumper from Poland among the world's top 50? No funding?
>>81557309Niger comes to you not you to them.
>>81555963freaking awesome angle
>>81557319Germanic Koreanic Car Factoria Republic
I want to hold Maren's hand
>>81557967it was wiser to spend the money on a giant jesus
>>81558253last one, bump limit hitsee you around
>>81558265It was fun watching this competition, see you
>>81557414good taste friend
>>81555531Big bunda and bob
>>81558265Is that poo her boyfriend?